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18642429 No.18642429 [Reply] [Original]

Can Chainlink hit $1000 already? I just want to have sex

>> No.18642466

>>18642429
you need 1000 for a prostitute?

>> No.18642467

Your dick will lose the ability to harden by that time, sorry

>> No.18642509

stop hyping up sex for yourself, the true best aspect of sex is having it with someone who cares about you compared to that everything else is shit

>> No.18642787

>>18642509
mehh, no...thats what ugly people say to cope

>> No.18643800

>>18642787
virgin detected.


lost virginity a year ago and have regretted it ever since i got a legit gf

>> No.18643855

just cut a hole in a lemon like a normal person

>> No.18644058

>>18642509
You have to go back

>> No.18644116
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18644116

>>18642429
considering Coinbase refused to work with Chainlink and chose to adopt a standard from a direct competitor... no

>> No.18644148

>>18643800
>regretting having sex
so should I have sex or not? fucking /biz/ never a straight answer

>> No.18644178

>>18644148
Have sex anon. Nothing wrong with it and it'll mellow you out once you get a few different poons under your belt

>> No.18644184

>>18644148
Have it
Realistically speaking you won't find a special someone

>> No.18645363

>>18644184
bruh this is redpilled and a bit sad

>> No.18645384

>>18642429
Have sex incel

>> No.18645424

>>18644116
Ouch.

>> No.18645448
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>>18642429
chainlink is dead lil buddy