/biz/ - Business & Finance

Wall streets bets made me 500 dollars today

how to make money on stonks?

>>18623494
why do other OPs keep forgetting to put the sticky in

>>18623561

they are doing it on purpose because they are trying to "raid" us from some weeb discord. just ignore their posts

>>18623561
They're not forgetting, it's intentional.

Rate my folio.

What's a good swing stock like BA??

>>18623598
Poor/10

AIRLINES ARE TOTALLY COLLAPSING ARRRGHHHH

>>18623509
How

>>18623625
I may be poor, but at least I’m not stupid. Every extra penny I earn is going into oil. Won’t be poor in a year from now :3

So uhm.. Is Plus500 okay for beginners? I keep seeing these reviews and comments pop up claiming it's a scam? I already have some open positions, though. Is it worth switching to another broker after all?

>>18623598
FANG. OK. The rest is shit.
>no TOT
>no CVX
>no EPD
>no ENB
>no PSX
>no COP

>>18623601

OIL

>>18623561
it's literally one sperg who thinks he is le ebic master trolle xDDD

Is trump gunna save USO? p...please

Fuck this clown market

>>18623659
>The company is headquartered in Israel

uh bro

>>18623561
It’s just one faggot
>>18623577
It’s one faggot who hates anime and spergs out saying anime is for trannies.

I bought SPY 292 calls for this Friday at yesterday's lows, why the fuck aren't they printing?

>>18623525
please f off

>>18623734

you might make some money by friday

>>18623734
because SPY isnt going to 292 this friday

I think I'll switch to calls till we get to 300 sp

FUCK MEEEEEE

when can i buy mcd? it's obviously going down again right guys? guys?

fuck this fake nigger market
SPY freefalls at 3. You've been warned.
game genie code: entered

>>18623760
its the only restaurant in town open for breakfast besides the 9 fucking dognuts

>>18623802

don't do it nigger DON'T YOU DO IT

>SPY Volume 51,162,708
>Avg. Volume 170,291,855

Whats going on bros

S&P break up or down? I'm thinking down.

>>18623748
we're literally at the 200 1hr SMA, getting rejected on multiple time frames what are you doing

>>18623697
he is also on nofap. and has added nothing but retarded pol stances.

>>18623802
As much as I want this to happen, it's not happening

YUM broke out of its shell today

>>18623802
>game genie
Damn That's some oldfag shit

the vix curve is flattening. it usually does this before reversal frens.

The world is going to be totally back to normal this year, absolutely no reason to be a bear.

Every bad thing you can think of has been priced and and accounted for, except this time we have lower rates on the way up.

Bears are going to kill them selves.

>>18623841
idk anon, i'm broken, capitulated, devastated, rekt

Wtf is going on with USO?

At 1:58 pm est the volume just instantly went to 0 and still hasnt changed

I cant find any news on why it stopped trading.

>>18623825
JEROME CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT, IT'S TIME
>>18623857
>*crack*
>*sssssssssssssssssssip*
ahhh yeah, game genie... now those were the days of gaming. infinite ammo? heh, sure... just gotta get a game genie and the codebook...

>>18623888

halted

The nasdaq is literally unstoppable

Bull Chad checking in. Shout out to my HAL pals out there!

LCI to $60

>>18623577
this. it's a raid by the weeb pedos that post a lot on /biz/

Whenever you see someone post anime girls, call them out for making multiple threads

>>18623880
FLATTEN THE CURVE

Reminder to buy

>>18623734
Decay ate all your profit. Always buy options 50% longer than you expect to hold them unless you're absolutely set on selling it within the day.

>>18623904
Never a good thing either

>>18623802
>nasdaq also looks like it hits upper limit of upper channel of downtrend around 3 or 4
hhhhhhhhhhh

Miners absolutely on fire.

I nearly got assigned a SPY put kek. Thanks Schwab for duplicating my stop-limit so I sold an ITM put expiring today to open at 2:20pm.

BUY USO
I WARNED YOU FUCKERS

Mortgage REITs getting hammered down on a green day. Goldman must know something that they aren't telling us.

big green and i'm buyin puts
i said
big red line and i'm buyin calls
i said
big green and i'm buyin puts
i said
big red line and i'm buyin calls
i said

>>18623882
Oh yeah, PMI only collapsed about uhhhh 25% globally. Priced in!

the year is 2020.
the resource that is required to drive automobiles, move armies, and fly planes is now worth less than water.
phone apps that let thots stick dog tongues out of their mouth for tinder pics is worth more than Ford, the company that revolutionized factory assembly lines.
the year is 2020.

>>18623923
Not yet. They've still got another 10% to lose.

>>18623734
>buying out of the money calls when everyone is expecting the market to tank along with high volatility
Ok retard. Why the fuck would it go to 292? The fucking economy is a dumpster fire.

>>18623907
yes nasdaq is crazy

>>18623882
yes market will go very high closer to eoy but right now we still consolidating and likely see pull backs soon, some meat for bears too

>>18623659
They are completely legit, the reason people call brokers "scams" is because they don't read up on the rules for the brokerage they decide to use, which ends in them getting fucked in some way. Back in 2016 or something I read that plus500 had an inactivity fee which I personally don't like and plus500 is an CFD platform so.. do some research. They are not a "scam" though, they handle like 2 million transactions on a monthly basis

Time to long JPM

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/all-banks-shafted-small-businesses-out-coronavirus-relief-jpmorgan-takes-cake

>>18623967
>the resource that is required to drive automobiles, move armies, and fly planes is now worth less than water.
Good :)

>>18623941
JNUG - best buy lately.
PE - second best buy.
HPE - fucking me hard.
MLPA - nearly doubled.
HTGC - went pants on head retarded past few days.

>>18623964
How bad is your asshole being ripped apart right now you fucking idiot?

Laugh at this pathetic bear!

Look at those huge green dildos right now, and it’s not gonna stop.

Spread em for me you fucking NIGGER

>>18623967
hearty kek

Just liquidated all my NET to go all in BA. I think I’m just going to hold my position now (pic related) until the end of the week. If war breaks out, I’ll be rich.

>>18623642
Busting your balls. I am in XOM, HAL, and RDSb for oil rn.

>>18623967
The year is 2020, an Iranian missile crisis and impeachment of a president were the two most calm periods of the year

>>18623999
>BA
OH NO NO NO NO NO!

>>18623970
I didn't say right now friend

>>18623494
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLOWN MARKET DOING? I dumped on open yesterday which was a decent enough decision at the time because everything I had dropped afterwards. But now it‘s poomping right back up again for no reason.
Can this shit please decline for more than one day? This is ludicrous.

Not bad for holding these for a month, except NGT held for a week and a half

>>18623923
RTX is an explosive you retarded sperg

>>18623999
>BA
should have waited until they tanked on earnings

>>18623999
What fucking war are you larping is going to happen?

I learned a trick. When the S&P looks dumb, just put meme lines on the VIX to know where it's going!

>>18624057
But it's literally priced in.

>>18623923
based

>>18624061
>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/21/world/asia/coronavirus-south-china-sea-warships.html

>>18624057
>earnings

What date?

>calls it clown market
>participates in the market

>>18624066
maybe for you, but people are going to dump that shit going into earnings or afterwards and then go for the cheapies

>>18623896
God I remember plugging in random codes on my NES games just to see what would happen (usually nothing)

>>18624098
ToS says the 29th before market

TSX: DE
Do I buy?

>>18624105
When do they post earning?

>>18624093
This is literally nothing dude. Iran is always larping with their speed boats. Neither the US or Iran wants a war and its not going to happen. They both want to maintain the status quo. The Iranian government gets to stay in power and bitch about the US, and the US military gets endless spending on a possible war that will never happen.

Well at least you'll have plenty of uh stories to keep your grandkids entertained with when they ask you about the "good old days" (2020 being one fucked up year and all that)

>>18624066
Have you seen Delta and other airlines stock today after DAL earnings came out?

Would any of you mind explaining how you're setting price targets on RTX? Are you looking at the financials of RTN and UTX before the merger and going from there?

>>18624120
>>18624133
ignore me

>>18624104

it might be a clown market but its the only market we got

... wtf is the market waiting on right now
everything's been in a holding pattern for the past 2 hours

>>18624104
Honk honk, motherfucker.

>>18624105
>implying

I've been studying BA since the onset of the Chinese Virus pandemic. The new low is $135. The new high is $155. It tends to bounce back and forth every couple of days. I've literally made hundreds of dollars buy swinging BA. This happened last week--just wait until Friday.

Finally a good fucking thread
>>18624138
this but unironically. If you haven't divested by now you're just trying to juggle with invisible falling knives.

>>18623841
I’m not sure the anon who’s on nofap is the same as this faggot. I doubt it.

But make no mistake the faggot hates anime and is getting a lot of fun from ruining smg.

>>18624120
You think if I go in on BA I would be too heavy on oil/mil def?

>>18624195
Yeah except now we have earnings coming out which will show that they are fucked

>>18624177
that's just your gambling addiction.

>>18623983
Why must you give me boner?
Still haven't found source on her.

>>18624195
They reopened a plant last week, and if we go to war, or if there is even the slightest indication of such, it will be very bullish for defense and aerospace stocks.

>>18624195
>hundreds

>>18624043
That's RDX you spazz

>>18624251
this was for
>>18624222

How's the oil stock now?

>>18624195
capped, and yeah we'll see.
i'm not buying shares of anything until there's another leg down as mortgage and credit markets tank hard with all the defaults, dragging the whole fucking market with them.
but hey maybe i'm too bearish.
good luck.

>>18623494
Who else here is holding JNUG and enjoying the tasty gains while everyone else crabs?

>>18623884
>280
o fugg

>>18624209
there's a few nofappers and i'm pretty sure he's there too. Honkers are always nice anyway

Attention moon trading fags.
Last new moon sparked the rally. Tomorrow is a new moon. Are we headed back down?

So I wanted to leak this info earlier, but short L Brands, there's still so much more downside coming. Ig they haven't filed for bankruptcy, it's still time to short them.

Question for the bears.

What isn’t priced in?

>>18624288
Thanks, friend. We're all going to make it. And don't forget to pick up RTX cheapies.

>>18623685
Impossible when there's no demand.

>>18624314
Elaborate

Is this a /biz/ user?

>>18624320
Public consumption will be low when we reopen. Can't really predict that stuff.

>>18624320
Everything is priced in including the collapse of the world economy as we know it and the recovery followed by extreme economic surplus. It’s all priced in dude.

>>18624320
time might be priced in but it shouldn't be.

>>18623760
Lemme get a sprite. Thanks anon

>>18624344
>user
No it’s a reddit poster and so are you

>oil price down
>oil company stock up
Explain? I assume they will dive in value when storage is backed up or they expected and did limit buys? WHY

quick, am I bearish or bullish

This next leg down is gonna be glorious. Get ready for $3. No one is holding this garbage, right?

>>18623734
theta says henlo

>>18624320
war with china after we discover that the "invisible enemy" was looking at us the whole time

>>18624398
crabbish

>>18624344
>user
im getting really tired of you fags coming in here and ruining shit

>>18624344
you don’t need to repost this every thread

>>18624398
Arbor mist is fucking trash unless in a slushee. Get some layer cake noob.

>>18624344
would you just go back??

would all you reddit fags just go back?? fucking tired of this shit

>>18624361
That meme of the astronaut going "oh no the economy!" but instead he says "eh, 's priced in."

>>18624398
bullarish

>>18624398
i think bearish.

>>18624402
Buy signal

Is there a place with lower fees than coinbase for doing debit card -> crypto conversion? I don't want to wait the 3-5 business days for ACH on coinbase pro

why volume so low today?
it's the lowest i have ever seen

>>18624104
>Going to the carnival
>Not riding mr. bones wild ride
HONK HONK

Most people here are still bears, so prepare for us to keep ripping higher.

>>18624418
>a picture from reddit means I'm from reddit
wow, you guys really are as dumb as the guy in that picture lol

>>18624435
I WANT OFF, MASTER

>”Market soars on blowout earnings from Snapchat, Chipotle Mexican Grill”

>>18624348
>underestimating womens desire to spend money

>>18624423
Beautiful moon. Weird look on that bull.

>>18624433
Bulls had a fucking two week run. Its starting to die out from low volume and bad earnings.

>>18624433
calm before the storm

>>18624344
Fuck Canada

>>18624433
It's been getting lower each day and I am starting to worry. I enjoy the chaos at bit more.

motherfuckers been shilling SOXL for the past month and if i had listened back then i'd have 5x what i currently have

>>18624453
Two stalwarts of the American economy, to be sure.

>>18624445

>you guys

yeah go back

>>18624459
Delusional bearcuck.

Bad earnings are more than priced in.

>>18624061
>living under a rock
War with China is inevitable, unless they collapse from civil war.

>>18624191
It's been in a holding pattern since open.

>>18624465
Is low volume bullish or bearish?

The hourly volume has not been this low since the crash in March.

Make of this info what you will.

>>18624489
Yeah, priced in so much that UAL shit the bed today, right?

What is up with all this thread splitting today?

RUGPULL
IS
IMMINENT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>18623982
its at 280 right now and still a dumpster fire

>>18624453
I made money off snapchat,
I'm extremely poor but I have been getting good returns on my investments

>>18624493
>Unless they collapse from civil war.
That's even more of a reason to go to war, except then it would be called a "war of liberation."

>>18624474
Lol

uh oh, Fannie Mae Freddie Mac increasing their exposure to a looming mortgage crisis.

>>18624433
Well I for one thought shit would crash. Now it‘s green again and I‘m confused. Don‘t wanna trust this shit now though>>18624435

>>18624343
Well, the only reason the share price ever recovered was because they sold Victoria's Secret which was hemorrhaging money before all of this Covid shit, after? Well today the buyer filed papers to terminate the deal. Basically the one piece of L Brands that makes any money is Bath and Body Works. Basically we went from looking like the luckiest fucks in the world getting rid of Vicky's as we call it, now we are essentially the biggest corporate bag holder.

>USD
>oil
>the virus
>fraudulent
Pick one

>mfw all green and bought in extra cheapies when it dipped hard

>>18624508
>guy made a new thread because the current one reached its bump limit
>he forgot the sticky
>some weeb got really really upset at this and kept making a duplicate thread on purpose after he made his

funny stuff. Battle of the autists.

>>18624423
>>18624421
>>18624415
>>18624411
Thanks boys, Im the Netflix guy from yesterday - thanks to everyone who told me to sell before close, very cool!

My options rn are: Boeing put 5/01 110$, SPCE 19.50 call 5/01, ZM put 4/24 140, AMD call 5/01 60$ x20, and TSLA 600 put 5/01
Thoughts?

>>18624508
Reddit invaded

>everyone here still expecting a big dip
>rug pull happening any minute!!!

I’m so fucking bullish holy shit new ATH incoming

>>18624040

covid is a meme

we bull now

Wow. He really is that faggot we had to teach how to use the basic fucking settings on fourchannel.

It’s computer illiterate retard who keeps talking about Baki.

>>18624503
All in on SDS. Got it.

>>18624563
>not wanting to triple your cash on tvix
get out of my face

>>18624545
Fuck off samefag

It’s literally one guy “trolling”

Low volume, is all this buying from the FED?

>>18624562
>that english
are you an exchange student or something, ching?

>Buy in ID
bullish

>>18624501
Don't quote me, but it's probably bearish. higher volume on the drop would mean that we should keep dropping. we wait for 3pm and powell hour.

>>18624531
we've learned nothing.

>>18624547
Don't blame us if it spikes! glad you won some. No idea on those options.

Hey /smg/, I setup an investopedia trading game for us to play

Start is $100,000 and game is public. We're going until August 21st, 5 months.

https://www.investopedia.com/accounts/login.aspx?returnurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.investopedia.com%2Fsimulator%2Fgame%2Fjoingame.aspx%3FGID%3D519860%26AUTO%3DY%26RegLink%3DSimulator_Invite_Public

Everything is enabled. Test your chops with me!

>>18624586
most rallies are low volume/declining volume for.. decades

>>18624576
I want to go in on TVIX but I keep my stop limit right because I don’t want to lose 25k in an instant, so I’m losing 25k $50 at a time when I constantly get stopped out.

sold my spy at 278 lol

>>18624596
Shush, I am playing with adult money

>>18624431
>last recession American Airlines dropped to like 2.50
>a couple years later, they filled for bankruptcy
>the situation now is even worse than 08-09 for travel
>dude buy at $10 lmao
Brainlets gonna brainlet

>>18624611
Rip 300 eow

>>18624503
Imagine what the market would look right now without the daily trillion dollars fed injections for the past month. What happens when the printer breaks?

Imagine not dropping this bag of shit yesterday at 3:55pm.

>>18624609
>so I'm losing $25k $50 at a time
My brother.

>>18624617
It's just a fun way for everyone to show off their skills without any real money on the line anon.

>>18624545
>>18623918
>>18624503
>>18624576
>>18624589

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

ITS THIS FAGGOT THAT THINKS THAT DRAWING ARE REAL PEOPLE

THIS IS THE FAGGOT THATS WASTING HIS LIFE TRYING TO DERAIL THREADS TO SPOIL OTHER PEOPLES FUN

>no you can’t like things I don’t like
Holy fuck dude you’re not even that new you’ve been here for months! What a fucking loser!

>>18624628
that bag of shit is going to be a bag of golden shekels this time tomorrow.

>>18624592
Ready for brrrrrrrr and a sea of green. Algos can't out trade massive buys.

>>18624628
Imagine not picking it up today

>>18624628
might be a good time to buy today.

USO rising

>>18624654
the moment I saw 5 (you)s I stopped reading your post but you just read my entire post.

Trump is desperate to restart the economy because it'll all come crashing down if the q2 earnings are worse lol, the fucking bubble they created made it things worse than it should've been.

Thoughts about my poorfag stash?

>>18624402
I'm glad I didnt buy this shit earlier, was really tempting to.

>>18624675
I stopped reading this post one word in, what does it say

BILI at ATH, good thing I invested a bit of money on anime shit
Chinese otaku are extremely high level and there are a lot of them
Even Sony invested on it a couple of weeks ago.

WEEWWWWWW
HE ABANDONS HIS OWN SHIT THREAD TO POST IN THE BETTER THREAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anything dropping I could see some puts on? Today is boring I just keep making money and closing spreads.

I wish I would get notified that an ETN is getting liquidated BEFORE I buy fucking calls on it. I don't think I'm made for this.

>>18624670
if it isn't over 4 dollars I'm fucked.
I can't even dump it till Friday.

>>18624683
it's a bunch of compliments, you should check it out
i felt good and it wasn't even about me

Whats the best company bet for a Vaccine stock?

Currently im looking at

>GILD
>INO
>MRNA
>NVAX
>NNVC

Whats the best bet? I'm thinking GILD and MRNA for treatment and cure

>>18624683
>when he reads my post and I don't read his

>Reported US coronavirus deaths:
>8 weeks ago: 0 deaths
>7 weeks ago: 9 deaths
>6 weeks ago: 31 deaths
>5 weeks ago: 111 deaths
>4 weeks ago: 704 deaths
>3 weeks ago: 3,834 deaths
>2 weeks ago: 12,895 deaths
>1 week ago: 26,033 deaths
>Right now: 45,039 deaths
We reached the peak, bros

>>18624689
>China
Aaaaaaand it’s worth $3 and halted indefinitely.

>>18624691
potentially TQQQ.

>>18624501
there are so many volume metrics...some may be very inaccurate too. and yes typically weakness

>>18624689
>Even Sony invested on it a couple of weeks ago.
Ugh yeah it was really popular with hedges and Japanese hedgies too, I rode it from 13 to 16 and regret selling BIG TIME.

>>18624722
so, next week it will be 80k

NICE DROP BOBOS, SHAME YOVR MOTHERS DIDN'T DROP YOV AGAIN ON YOVR CVCK HEADS! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>18624722
>buying before the death count starts going down

APA is MOONING

this market is fake

>>18624707
buy more
we're mooning

>>18624724
if it wasn't for Luckin Scam, BILI would be a 35+ easily.
So many investors wary of chinese companies missing a good opportunity to invest in total weeaboo shit

>>18624748
I'm only buying when the death count is negative, and then I'm only buying gun manufacturers.

>>18624766
based and fakepilled

Hey, stinky weebs, the original Baki the Grappler series (not the Netflix one) is pretty good. I'll rewatch it after I make bank on TVIX

>>18624748
>sell the rumor buy the news

7 hours ago · The ECB might also follow the U.S. Federal Reserve's example and start buying junk bonds in its pandemic
>7 hours ago · The ECB might also follow the U.S. Federal Reserve's example and start buying junk bonds in its pandemic

Oh FUCK
WHY DIDNT YOU ASSHOLES MENTION THIS

ITS A GODDAMNED TICKET TO THE MOOOOON!!!

guys i JUST bought USO (60k) for 2.5/share

we going to moon right?

>>18624801
the future is cancelled.

>>18624780
>I'm only buying when the death count is negative
So when the dead start resurrecting?
>and then I'm only buying gun manufacturers
Ahh i see what you did there

>>18624722
Literally anyone that dies with even a hint of having the virus is being counted in those numbers. It's a fucking joke.

>>18624801
I LOVE THE FREE MARKET

>>18624808
I don't think Oil has bottomed yet. Word on the street is the Saudis plan to send more this way.

>>18624713
>tfw owned INO when it was 7.50
>panic sold when it dumped last week
>its over 11 now
I need more willpower to hodl

>tfw sara eisen is a jew

is this bullish?

>>18624808
No you did not

>>18624801
God I hope so

>>18624808
Just in time for the fund to be liquidated. Nice!

>>18624801
I want the ECB to buy my CCC- dirty poop

>>18623994
>>18624293

JNUG fren here. This baby's got some lift. We're going to be fucking rich as long as the central banks print out of control, which they clearly will be. I have JNUG but also a lot of individual stocks from the GDX and GDXJ and they are on fucking fire.

>>18624808
In about 6 months, yes

Unironically... URTY might be a good play?

What country do we flee to when duh guverment starts asking for the bill for all this stimulus and bond buying? Antarctica? Mars?

>>18624858
death.

>>18624837
Bruh your penis doesn't care what imaginary friend she believes in

>>18624722
You dirty, fear mongering kike.
>Posts total numbers and scream there is no curve in sight.
If you only add, the number can never go down. Fuck you.

Rate my folio:

40 OKE (1096.10)
30 RTX (1910.70)
20 RDS.B (675.90)

Cash on hand: 1,038.08

Am I gonna make it and what else should I get?

>>18624840
I could use a stroke right now.

>>18624876
Get puts, retard.

>>18624875
>posts image with the biggest daily increase
shut up retard

>>18624837
>Eisen
>Jewish

>>18624736
there is still time to ride the money train
I plan to invest a bit more on Bilibili when the Nasdaq is down

>>18624808
little bit of a give

>>18624896
that's because governors are adding entire groups of deaths all at once
cuomo added like 3,700 in one day a week or so ago of people who died over a period of weeks and were never even tested for this shit

>>18624745
60,907

2.60% let's gooooo. Nearly all bear gains deleted from yesterday

Rate partial glimpse at folio.

>>18624826
How does one get "a hint" of the virus? You either get it or you dont

>>18624898
lots of kikes changed their names when they came to america out of this schitzophrenic fear that is rooted in all juden.

>>18624773
Fuck it, do or die at this point.

>>18624894
On what, Anon all the companies that would be logic puts are fucking going up? This market doesn't make sense.

>oil prices go down
>companies buy tons of it
>opec deal reduces production
>effective may 1st
so oil comps are just going to crab and isn't worth a buy now?

>>18624927
Jews are pretty egotistical and sociopathic, not gonna lie.

>>18624923
a hint of having it meaning no positive test but they had a fever when the car fell on them

>>18624923
Aka anyone with pneumonia or flu like symptoms

>>18624808
You dumbfuck

>>18624900
Other than BILI, how can I invest in waifus? It's clearly the future. I already have a bit of NTDOY.

anybody loading up on snap puts?

>>18624104
knew a guy who looked like this

Russell 2000 is on the brink of either crashing or mooning. Place your bets people, or just buy strangles.

>>18624955
become the waifu yourself

>>18623525
You buy them when they're high and then you sell them again when they're low.

why is apache still going strong

>>18624964
was it your friend that asked you to ask the girl you're talking to if she had a friend?

>>18624961
No that’s too obvious and pleb tier. It’s like everyone who shorted BYND.

sour hour sell off is fucking here.

DNR
My berries are going back to the dollar standard.
All aboard the berry train

>>18624943
Down 50 fucking percent on spy puts from yesterday. Figured surely, even after it opens 4 fucking percent higher after dal posted losing a hundred million dollars every day, oil being negative, etc etc, surely it could go down two days in a row.

>>18623882
Nothing's priced in until they create the vaccine for Covid-19.

-50% on my NFLX call

In a market apparently 80% controlled by high frequency algorithms, will we see a decline in individual investors?

>>18625007
nasdaq looks like it could spike down. I'm getting sweaty again.

BA wants to be 136.00 so bad it's like the number is exerting fucking gravity.

>>18624994
I'm getting real tired of this clown market.

>>18625014
Millennial retard

>>18624955
Crunchyroll via T I guess (what a shame)

>that loser who keeps posting that anime is for trannies
>has to do nofap because he isn’t in control of anything in his life

>he saves videos of trannies on his computer

Fucking retard I love it

>>18624898
>>18624837

How the fuck is she 50?

She looks 30 to me, or maybe I am just getting old.

>>18625041
Yeah. I forgot for one second that we have a centrally planned economy now, and that stocks only go up

>>18624293
>>18624850
What are you JNUGers holding to?

bear bros I dont feel so good

What stocks do I look into if all I want is a series of tiny profits with a 600 dollar budget? Small meaning 5-20 bucks in a day.

>>18624948
>>18624950
Let me guess, its the Jews doing?

>>18623659
If you like BTC, try prime-xbt.io

Easy to use and you can go 100x on CFD, Forex, and crypto. You use BTC as collateral.

>>18625053
latina genes. 35% of latinas age hella well, the other 75% turn into ogres

>>18625046
I'm happy that you're obsessed with me.

>>18625020
Anon, I...

>>18625053
The nose knows.

>>18625076
Wait, is it not?

>>18624293
I have a bit, yeah

>>18625075
>0.8-3.3% profits per day
very unlikely

>>18623509
>>18623494
Bought Netflix even call to expire end of month and already lost everything. Wtf everything is pumping but that? My coin flips are asssss

>>18625042
>AT&T
Yeah, no, as you said Symphobro, I'm not touching it.

>>18625075
amazon

>>18625020
Idk. I'm thinking about getting out. I can't seem to win in this market.

>>18625072
this >>18623962 is my trade strategy, am i a bear or a bull?

>>18624840
If you have to ask, it's bullish.

>>18625076
department of health at the direction of the governor
>https://www.health.pa.gov/topics/disease/Flu/Pages/2019-20-Flu.aspx
or do you think coronavirus CURED THE FUCKING FLU YOU GODDAMNED RETARD

>>18625072
>Line means go uppies!
You bought calls, right?

>>18624900
Bili still has room for going down, I missed the recent gap below $20 but I’m not getting in a chink company after it 2x’s. That’s the type of FOMO that gets you fucked when the chinks celebrate stealing gaozuo money like they were doing over LK.

>>18625088
Your math is a little off bro

>>18625075
Look at the 5 day and 20 day moving averages on charts and look for a scenario where a stock has bottomed out and the 5 is crossing the 20
If it holds for 1 hour enter into a position

>>18625118
not sure what's wrong with that link
https://www.health.pa.gov/topics/disease/Flu/Pages/2019-20-Flu.aspx

>market rallies on zero volume
>TVIX goes flat and doesn't decrease at all

What could they be planning?

Biz what other industry should I throw remaining 1,000 bucks for my long dividend portfolio.

Current composition:

Energy
OKE (27%)
RDS.B (22%)

Defense
RTX (51%)

>>18625076
Pretty much. Every corona death = more fed money

>>18625124
He just means that 10% of latinas turn into well aged ogres

>>18625108
>>18625117
MACD and RSI looking like we go higher.
I am forever long on QQQ in my IRA been day trading futures with 10k so i am neither bull nor bear

>>18624875
>largest daily increase yet
FLATTENING!!!!!!

>>18625065
If you look at what JNUG did in 2015/2016 with the market volatility that happened due to election uncertainty, I'm thinking of holding through June to see if it really takes off.

>>18624850
I haven't looked at the individuals, will have to check them out.

WW@ oilbros?

>>18625147
this

>>18625144
Get some retail like Kohl's or TJ Maxx.

2.70% already, gooooo a bit more to finally fuck all the bears

>>18625144

if you want long term, go for something that people are typically staying away from right now. perhaps restaurants

>>18625053
She just had a baby within this past year, she’s not 50.

She could be double jewish. fuck I don’t care those are good genes. If any of our kids are girls and need a nose job that’s fine they’re not all that expensive or particularly dangerous. My nose is pretty big and it hasn’t fucked my life up.

>>18625118
>or do you think coronavirus CURED THE FUCKING FLU YOU GODDAMNED RETARD
Flu season is over since weeks already, as it is by that time very year. Same in Europe. Any death right now of flu like symptoms and Pneumonia is 99% COVID-19. Graph from you own very link.

>>18625072
MACD proves we’re about to dump.

>Russell 2000 rejects 120 for the 4th time today
Christ, just come down already.

>>18625144
>cop
EPD

WILL IT PUMP OR DUMP PLACE YOUR BETS

>>18625130
"5 is crossing the 20" Understand everything but this.

>>18623907
Fucking faceberg

>>18625219
>>18625219
>>18625219

NEW THREAD

>>18625219
>>18625219
>>18625219

>>18625201
you just posted a screenshot that shows them stop counting flu cases 8 weeks earlier than any other year on record

>>18625207
>proves
lol, but yeah I agree, probably a gap down after hours.

>2800
>2800
>2800

>>18625154
>lagging indicators mean anything
Kek

>>18625118
>YOU CAN ONLY DIE FROM PNEUMONIA IF YOU HAVE INFLUENZA & IF ANOTHER VIRUS APPEARS, IT MUST FOLLOW THE SAME TRAJECTORY AS INFLUENZA
I love how dumb 4chin is

>>18625154
You dont find it suspicious that stocks are back to near all time high, trading where it was a year ago during a golden bull run, but the economy is now a huge dumpster fire? Greatest unemployment in history? Greatest world wide debt crisis in history? Greatest oil crisis in history? That seems like a fine thing? That seems like uppies? Would you say we are returning to normal?

>>18625235
That's just fucking CASES, not deaths. Under 2000 cases is about nothing, even if they somehow decided to stop counting regular flu cases. Cope, you didn't even read your own link.

>>18625120
everything has room for going down anon
Bili (started 2009) is making games and shit nowadays, whales otaku love throwing money into this because that's their only spark in their lives, I am not too worried.

>>18625019
>-50% on my NFLX call
lmfao you actually think a company that is actively making money will go UP?
fucking tard, in this market only companies about to file bankruptcy and that have fired all of their employees and whose CEO has committed suicide go up.

>>18625279
Yeah but you got in well below here so of course you’re not worried.

>>18625207
MACD is an indicator, not proof of anything

>>18624994
Why the fuck wouldn't it? Apaches are great, shitskins need to get blown up all the time.

>>18625264
this guy gets it.
This market is so obviously a house of cards built by pure hopium harvested by boomers who would otherwise be destitute. Fuck your 401k, retire and die already so that people can take your cushy jobs and move these companies into the 21st century.

The stock market right now looks as bad as the crypto market. Almost every stock is moving in lock step.

>>18625227
The moving averages take the average price over whatever amount of days
MA20 means moving average over the last 20 days
When the MA5 goes from beneath the MA20 you've got a situation where the average price over the last 5 days is greater than the last 20 days and that could mean it is reversing the downward trend.

BA announcing lay offs

>>18625361
based

>>18624250
The artist or the girl? Pixiv ID 76383234 , girl is Nishizumi Miho.
Use Saucenao.

The rally keeps going with effectively no volume
b-b-bullish r-right guys?

>>18625602
Today feels like a bull trap.

>>18625583
Thanks bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vKXWftrfZ0

>>18625285
>is actively making money
But they're not.

>>18625370
airlines are kinda party responsible for this whole mess

>>18625362
Bots trading

>>18625627
Should have sold my leveraged certificates yesterday and rebought today. Shame my broker/issurer is a meme and i wouldn't have been able to rebuy ones at the same leverage

>>18625725
BA can die. 737 Max was a horrible failure

>>18625747
737 MAX
KC-46
STARLINER.
It's trash management & culture of the last 2 decades that ruined Boeing.
Fuck them.

>>18625144
EQM is inland with a divvy cash pile for a energy long. Maybe REITs like WPG, undervalued MFA. MAIN... or look into the biz favorite of BAM.

VIX

Be sweet to see NET hit $75 - $100 a pop in a few years. (If they don't get bought out first).