/biz/ - Business & Finance

YOU LAZY REDDIT FUCKS CAN NEVER COPY THE STICKYS CAN YOU?

>>18610129
what are you talking about?

Ignore this trash and migrate to another already existing thread.
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>>18610111
migrate to >>18606867
this is now a cozy animal thread

>>18610140
>tripfag
Eh, I’ll stay here.

>>18610157
Based. I actually had him filtered.

I will use this thread because I respect the digits. Sticky niggers and anime freaks back from whence you came.

>>18610170
pretty picture.

Only a little baby boy would be upset about now copy pasta

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>>18610200

>futures RIPPING green

>>18610111
Checked, fuck tripfags and tranimefags

>>18610170
More like faggie, posting flowers like a girl, you getting that tattooed by ur bum? Likely

no /smg/ pasta with nhentai link is the equivalent of being a tripfag

chad thread
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>>18610226
If you can't appreciate a bird flourish you can fuck right off. I bet your had writing looks like a twelve year old's too.

>>18610237
>muh sticky
>muh tranime
No one cares, dilate.

>>18610210
>activist investor
Does this mean they're jews or leftists? Are there no based activists?

>made up any losses I had by betting on TVIX and came out with a profit
>now I have to evaluate if I should continue being a bear or not

how much time do you people dedicate to trading?
I've only messed with btc, and I've learned that trading makes me waste a lot of time and destroys my emotional stability

>>18610161
I do now

>>18610284
It can be addicting. No video game beats it. I have a morning routine but sitting in front of the computer watching the candles is so addicting. I can be here all trading day if I'm not careful

>>18610273
I still think another dip is coming. The question is when. next week, tomorrow, two months? Who knows, the market is currently detached from reality.

>>18610284
Too much. I’ve been off and on. I used to just be holding 20% BTC and 80% USD with a plan to buy a house in a few years, but US fiscal policy has scared me so much I feel like I have to find a good place to invest to hedge inflation. Lately I’ve been buying TIPS and put a little money into international stocks since a lot of them seem undervalued since retail investors dont buy them as much.

>>18610353
I was pretty convinced that the next big leg down would occur when oil went negative and that's when I went into TVIX and came out pretty on top.

I think that may be the next big catalyst. Oil + bad earnings.

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>>18610326
well, I used to trade when I was a NEET. I'm a wage slave now, and I wish I could trade while working, but I know I simply wouldn't be able to concentrate on both things at the same time.

>Futures ripped green to +.50% and are now +.13%

FUUUCK

>>18610284
It replaces video games for me
It’s like coke

>>18610385
do you ever fantasize about getting a large sum of money and just getting a .05% gain and being set for the month?

2008: We need $850M or the World is going to end
2020: We need $4T to survive till next month

>>18610399
Same, I thought this would be boring, but it's comfy as hell.

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>>18610154
cringe
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>>18610161
based

>>18610403
I fantasize about getting enough money to buy a decent house and a bit more.

>>18610399
I know that feel

>>18610388
>Futures now in the red

>>18610374
No way earning effect anything, it should literally already be "priced in". At the same time the market is like a delusional teenage girl so who knows if it will react to something every person with above 90iq knows is already coming.

>>18610442
I've seen this picture before but it's painful to look at every time. Make up ruins your skin.

Thoughts on NFLX (Netflix) as we head towards Friday following crazy earnings report action after hours today? (Missing Q1 earnings $1.57 vs $1.65 set. but blew away estimates with 15.77m net new subscriptions vs forecasted 7m and compared with 8.8m net in Q4 2019)
I had a 10 shares made $382 but lost it all cuz I was at work when shit popped off and couldn't sell when it sold off (hell it even sold off 10 minutes before market close 437-431, stabilizing at 433 too. As of right now I'm down $103.70 ($4,896.30/$5000) and HODLing for damage control or should I cut my losses and give up for a cheap 100 bux? How sick am I?

Serious question: How often do you guys read? I bought some books, including investing books, and have forced myself to read for an hour at a time here and there.

>>18610479
The only thing worth reading is philosophy, everything else is trash including investing books.

>>18610479
i read trumps twitter feed if that counts

>>18610374
Sounds like a pretty smart move. Although I heard rumors I never thought oil would drop this much. I think tech companies will kill it though in earnings. My ad revenue from google has been up about 40% for my iOS app and I can only imagine the number of normies watching a lot of youtube since they don’t have a job now.

>>18610467
I wouldn't use this increase in users as a good milestone.

I'm currently reading Common Stocks and Uncommon Profits and he mentions to be wary of environments which may benefit a company. Instead, look for companies that will do well regardless of the environment.

This basically means that even if Netflix wasn't a good company, it would have a surge of new users. Personally, I think Netflix hasn't had significant competition until recently with everyone starting up streaming services. Be wary about investing in them. They don't even have many good movies (t. /tv/ user) and I have to use Amazon more often.

>>18610479
I used to read a book on a technical topic about a couple times a year. On things like a branch of mathematics, game development, musical harmonization. I’ve been kind of degenerate ever since finishing school though and starting a job. I do still listen to audiobooks and read a fiction novel a few times a year.

>>18610517
No one here is looking for multiple year long investing on tech, tech is used because its a pump and dump. People are trying to decide if its going to continue to pump or suddenly dump. NFLX like all tech are shit long term investments because tech is basically rng: the market. Shitty product, low profits, etc have no effect on if the stock is going to moon or not. See TSLA, APPL, etc.

>>18610581
>I do still listen to audiobooks and read a fiction novel a few times a year.
I need to read more fiction.

>>18610587
What do you recommend regarding Netflix?

MAMA MIA

THE FUTURES

T H E F U T U R E S

You call this a crash bobo? You are getting sadder and more desperate every day

>>18610431
Based on what?

>>18610111
What was that bears. Will there be 2 red days in the row

>>18610624
>he bought the top
AWAKEN. THERE WILL BE BLOOD IN THE MARKETS

Why aren’t you buying as much GUSH as possible? Probably the same reason you aren’t looking at 46 foot sailboats.

+.61% after hours
the only time I'm ever green

>tfw eternal bear
This is great!

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>>18610660
It's my understanding that oil is so overproduced that it's a terrible market to ever get into.

>>18610596
>What do you recommend regarding Netflix?
If you want to gamble on rng stocks, then flip a coin. Heads for bull, tails for bear. For a real recommendation then I expect it to keep pumping slowly, not because of the increase in users but because people are looking for safe stocks to throw money at. NFLX has normalfag brand recognition, which unironically has a huge influence of retail investors. NFLX is also virus proof for the most part, which adds to it's safety.

>>18610705
>NFLX has normalfag brand recognition, which unironically has a huge influence of retail investors.
This is true

Hyperinflation, mass immigration, 3 trillion dollar deficit.

The brazilification of America is nearly complete.

>>18610743
Honestly I can't help but wonder how much time America has left. Brazil is like the movie The Purge, but every day. It'll get like that in America if it doesn't balkanize.

Anything I should add to the list?

>>18610813
Hal
Dwsh
Tvix

>>18610813
NS

>>18610813
SNSS

>>18610813
Add HURR

as in HURR DURR. Dropped 9% today.

>>18610756
The Amerimutts will never become like Brazil, they are too pacified and pathetic to ever fight each other. Far more likely is that everyone simply leaves America and it becomes a poorfag country like eastern Europe. Except instead of drinking liquor, they take HRT instead.

>>18610849
Yeah you're right. We'll become worse than Brazil. 24/7 VR porn on headsets and 100% obesity rates.

>>18610813
>domino's
"Ok sir here is your stock, that will be $365 plus tip."

>>18610881
instead of knocking or ringing the doorbell, just scream

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>>18610840
Couldn’t find HURR but got the rest. I wish you could track their value like a weighted index so I could see if a memefolio would ever actually pay off. Robinhood should add that as a feature.

>>18610517
Yeah man it was just a greed play for me.
I was looking at Clorox too (CLX) which has earnings on May 1. But it's balance sheet is absolute shit. Another one to gamble on but I'm good now. Same for Lysol stock (RBGLY).

The companies that will weather corona-chan will be companies that directly contract with the government and deal less with consumers directly aka retail I heard from lurking here. Ah well if NFLX can get above 444.17 later this week I'll be happy to recoup back to square 1 for learning experience.
Apparently there was someone who bought 462 contracts of the June $475 calls for $25, betting $1.15 million that the stock is going to jump $500 or more than 14% above the Monday's closing price, by the end of the week. Still a lot of volatility and uncertainty to come

>>18610917
>buying at the peak

kek, the U.S "debt" is fake as hell. just look at how easy it was for them to toss out all that stimulus money without an eye blink. all they gotta do is just toss out more money and poof, no more debt. easy to do if you got paper and ink out the ass plus a working printing press. soon they're gonna be tossing out more stimulus money and maybe another round of govt checks.

What should I invest in

What are the chances or another drop? Everyone keeps saying V shape recovery

>>18610743
It pains me knowing China will actually beat America someday by virtue of not having minorities they cant control

>>18611028
In my opinion the chance of it going down more is 100%. V shape is absofuckinglutely impossible as every single bad-metric (both fundamental and technical) is record-breaking so far, while there is no 'good' in sight, and no record-breaking 'good' on any metric.

>>18611048
So what you're saying is go 100% on tvix?

>>18611058
Basically yes, but I only take long positions. Instead I stay in cash except for tankers which are great right now. Last month I would have been in tech but I'd be getting about ready to sell now.

>>18611090
Any suggestions on investing resources?

I'm. Ready. For. The. Bvll. Svrge.

Vnleash. The. Beast. Trvmp.

Six. Mantras. For. Today. Undo. The. Infernal. Bearcvck. Evil.

BVLL.

BVLL.

BVLL.

BVLL.

BVLL..

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL.

STAMPEDE! BVLLS, RALLY VP!

>>18611008
Value stocks that don’t seem overpriced. Something that people will buy even during a recession. Maybe like cigarrettes and oil. Avoid trendy tech companies look at the valuation critically don’t blindly invest. The S&P500 is immensely overvalued due to people blindly investing in it. Look abroad, but don’t allocate too much of your money there since generally international companies are much riskier. I would also hold a decent amount of cash

>>18611150
Dump it

>>18611124
See the resource links in the real thread. If you're with one of the suggested brokers, they have a lot of resources as well. Investopedia is a decent encyclopedia about trading and investing topics. Rest is mostly independent research. Learn what stop loss is, learn risk management in general, learn ATR, then choose the rest.

>>18610705
I was in the NFLX STOCK EARNINGS LIVE stream on youtube by Stock Market Live and the guy was doing all kinds of advanced shit, iron condors, straddles, betting that if NFLX was over 400 but under 479 then he would make 4,100 but if it was under 400 and over 480 he would lose 1,400.
The sympathy play was that the movement of DIS would depend on NFLX in a way using one rival as a hedge against the other or if both went up being a win win. Anyone know what NFLX earnings win today means for DIS and ROKU ? I'm thinking they will piggy back in some way.

>>18611209
>real thread

>>18611008
zoom is going to be huge and is fast becoming a market leader in tech, ticker is ZM. think of it as the next google, tesla etc except this time you got in at the ground floor

>>18610111
This is unironically the better thread. Keep up the good work, based anon.

>>18611227
Good joke. Zoom will be gone after corona

>>18611177
>TRIPLE DVBS

HE HATH RISEN

>>18611008
unironically gold

>>18611240
name another company the lets you do facetime on a computer

>>18611240
lol'd hard

>>18611264
I-I cant

if I think mortgage defaults will become a major problem in a few months how do I profit off this? Are there any good inverse REITs or can I buy puts on something like Sallie Mae?

ok /biz/ I have 5k to buy stocks, where's the free money if I sit on the shares for 2+ years?

>>18611264
Zoom is good because it's the best way to do e-meetings where you might want to have 500 people on at the same time sometimes but usually handle about 12 people at once. google and microsoft have their own offerings but they can't scale too well and they both suck mad dick by comparison.

>>18610705
thoughts on what NFLX earnings numbers today means for DIS and ROKU ? I'm thinking they will piggy back in some way. Could be a good sympathy play. DIS might end up being less of a threat than originally thought.

>>18611291
AMC

>>18611291
DIS, UBER, LYFT, JPM

>>18610705
thoughts on what NFLX earnings numbers today means for DIS and ROKU ? I'm thinking they will piggy back in some way. Could be a good sympathy play. DIS might probably end up being less of a threat than originally thought. ROKU picking up the crumbs

>>18611227
>boomers ever letting zoomers succeed

kek

>>18610813
Tmdx

>>18611008
Something like this. I invested $3500 about 25 years ago. Now I'm getting almost $400 in dividends per year and my $3500 has grown to over $22000 plus dividends.

Set it and forget it

I'm a retard but somebody explain it to me
How is SNAP worth anything when after all this time and all this growth they continue to not be able to turn a profit or have a strategy to turn a profit?
Are people just banking on the chances of them being acquired?

>>18611421
>10% yearly yield based on initial cost basis 25 years in
>only 6x increase in 25 years
Jesus christ dude does it hurt to be scammed that hard? Is that why you're trying to rip other people off?

>>18611367
ROKU I have no idea, I don't even know how it continues to exist. DIS might piggyback a bit off NFLX, but it has a ton of baggage compared to a complete tech meme company like NFLX. Probably a safe play short term to buy and hold for a week. After that who knows.

why the fuck would you buy stocks that are mooning or already moon'd?

>>18611448
Well, I can only speculate here, but if he didn't add to that any over time that ain't to bad. Just let the 3500 ride for those 25 years. Now if he did add to that a month and this is the result then I'd agree with you.

>>18611494
The clown market cannot best me if I become the clown market.

>>18611448
Right I remember, Millennials deserve to be handed a lifetime of gains and two free girlfriends when they daytrade 2 shares of jc penny

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>>18611454
DIS ain't going anyplace. Hell they bought more land in Florida during the virus rampage without blinking an eye. They're still on track to fork out divvy payments like clockwork as well.

>>18610756
I can only see balkanization in the future
Maybe not immediately, but something like Biden getting corona'd or trump trying to cancel the election this year could set it off

You'll get some small liberal yurolike countries on the east cost, brazil in the south where racial tensions are kicked up higher, a huge swathe of poorfag drug addicted despair in the middle, and chink takeover of the west coast as a vassal state

>>18611497
It's abso-fucking-lutely craptastic if he didn't add anything, let alone if he added even so much as a dime. That's the exact rate of the 20-years russel 2000.

>>18611528
You don't belong within 10 lightyears of /biz/, you're so far below /biz/'s joke of a powerlevel it's unbelievable.

I'm a buy & hold investor bc brainlet. What you think about my split /smg/? The rest is ETF/REIT (20% Ex-US, 20% REIT, 20% misc)

>>18611592
If I was the schmuck who sold him that trash how much of it would I have milked in fee's by now?

>muh strategic reserve
Did the US government create the oil futures situation by buying up all the storage space weeks ago before anyone else could?

Which thread are we supposed to be in? pic related

Coronavirus is unironically mostly over and lockdowns will gradually end between now and July. Oil is fucked and will be for a while but the worst is behind us. Buy buy buy.

>>18610273
I think it's less risky to be bearish on specific companies rather than the whole market.

>>18611642
I don't see any RTX, NET, or BAM there anon

What happened to UCO had 2 shares for 2.80 total now it says this.

>>18611792
Oh yeah everything’s great man all clear

>>18611792
is this literally trump personally trying to instill consumer confidence in the market? dog bless america

letting corporations buy their own stocks is basically incestuous

>>18611925
>incest is somehow immoral and should be considered illegal
whatever normie

>>18611925

> buying into your own company is like bad or something

you have to be 18 to post here

>>18610111
MMLP gang checking in, just confirming my 25% gain today.

So what programs do we all use for keeping track of stocks and charts?
I'm stuck using the native stuff on TDA and ETrade because I don't know what software is worth having.

>>18612017
thinkorswim since you're with tda, otherwise tradingview is the most comprehensive free, broker-agnostic option.

>>18611925
Its not necessarily bad. Bailing out companies with unhealthy balance sheets is though

BVLL. SVRGE! FVTVRES GREEN! BOBO? BOBO? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO? TWO DAYS, THAT'S ALL YOV GET BOBO.

BVLL. BVLL. BVLL. BVLL. BVLL. BVLL.

>>18610503
What a brainlet take. Also I would bet good money that you're one of those retards that preaches about reading philosophy but haven't actually read any yourself. You just let Sam harris and Pederson form your opinions for you.

Will USO fail!?!?

>>18611974
no its fine see look
>fucks own daughter

>>18611846

i think it's glitching right now, but earlier today they did a reverse split stock. for every 25 shares they gave you one.
then tanked hard, from 45 to whatever it is now.

MGM a good buy right now? I'm starting to worry that I'm getting to focused on the travel industry but it's so cheap right now and surely it will recover?

>>18612253
They will get a nice pop once vegas opens for business again which I think will be soon

>>18612391
Is there any inclination of them opening up? Isn't their governor a Democratic and it seems like DNC led states are hell bent on expanding the lockdown orders?

>>18612431
The coffers will run low maybe they'll push to reopen. The mayor already wants to start opening

BOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOO I AM VERY ANGRY BOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM HERE TO KILL YOV BEARCVCKS. ETERANL GREEN FVTVRES NOW! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>18611150
Sounds like a stocktwits user. Should I inverse this guys stock picks hard?

>>18612487
But who is going to travel and go gamble in vegas?

Reminder AMD is fucking dirt cheap right now.

Any other NEE holders out there? What are we thinking for earnings tomorrow

>>18613117
OVER VALUED

>>18613162
It's not going down any lower you retarded nigger, especially after earnings.

Red futures in 3...

>>18613856
2...
1...

>>18613868
Oh no bullbros we got too cocky

>>18611227
Zoom is ridiculously overvalued. Its PE ratio is over 1500, way higher than any other company that's shilled here. It has only one product, that's fraught with security issues, which is the subject of several pending lawsuits. Many organizations, have already switched to alternatives. Most of the new Zoom users aren't even using the paid service. In other words, Zoom isn't actually growing. It's just enjoying a period of popularity. The bad rap is already having a negative effect on its stock price.

>>18615038

Can you guys please post in my thread, just a little bit? I have anal fissures and this will soothe the pain a little bit. Thank you.

>>18613884
qué plataforma es esa?

>>18613856
>>18613868
>>18613884
this didnt age well

I don't understand why Asian markets are now rising in the second half of the day

Look at what those glorious bogs did. They've pumped the futures so guys like me who are sitting in cash can get a better short entry. God bless those bogendoff bastards.

>>18612924
Inverse name people kick back with six figures

>Go to sleep at 12:30
>wake up at 2 am wide awake
>take melatonin
>20 mins later still wide awake

I’m fine with staying inside but this disruption to my sleep schedule has me hating quarantine

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Soon.
กหวยบจ้

I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP WHAT ARE PUSHING TODAY LETS GO IM READY TO BANK TODAY FAGGOTS

BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL

WE
WUZ
BVLLS

to be completely honest I don't trust this pump. I want to see some evidence that people are allowed to go outside before I get back in. If the rumor is true and 20 million people are out of work. Surely that can't be a good sign for Q2 earnings reports.

>>18616566
Melatonin only helps you wake up 6 hours after taking it. It doesn't really make you sleepy

>stocks green again

Feels good man. My portfolio is coming along nice. Feels good to not be a sissy bear bottom

FUCKING DEGRIO WON'T LET ME SHORT OIL

FUCKING PSEUDO-TRADER

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>>18617270
>Take melatonin
>Sleep 11 hours
Feelsgoodman

>>18617596
Short oil? you need to buy it

what have i done to myself

>>18612253
Had william hill when it was 2.55 but sold, theyre still a bargain now and will go up when Vegas and AC open up. Also they are worldwide and more u.s. states will legalize sports gambling

OIL CRISIS GONE WE BULL NOW

>>18612391
It's not opening soon. And people aren't going to rush back in all at once. It's going to be a slow trickle back with everyone but entertainers having to wear masks. Don't invest now expecting a company to bounce back to 100% soon

>>18617183
>I want to wait until things are back to normal before I invest money in the stock market
how are you going to make money then?

>>18617596
mongool dat je bent

>>18618557
this is retarded.
A year from now people will say "What virus?"
It's over, Bottom was hit and we're going back up.
Let it go.

is RTX truly free money?

>>18610403
Perhaps I'm a degenerate but I just fantasize about always calling the market right and making money while normies seethe. I don't even think about how I'd spend the money, just love the idea of winning.

>>18618597
Yeah makes sense. Small business aren't collapsing right now, everyone will have a job again in no time, mortgage crisis and debt crisis wont get triggered since everyone can pay their debts on time, delaying rent was just for fun and a test, oil crisis is gone too since today and US is on the edge to a war with iran, so BULLISH AS FUCK

>>18618597
It's not the virus. The economy is filled with idiots who are in more debt than they can ever pay. We were primed for a downturn and the virus set it off. We're going lower.

>bought nflx for the earnings
>it crashes

>>18618545
what have I become...

>>18612041
>MFW the plethora of live information in almost the best format I can currently think of to best help me deal with stocks.
Thank you friend. Just looking at this is beyond comfy.
And dark theme is the default? Truly based.

>>18618631
earnings were priced into the premiums and it was already at ATH. you got played.

>>18618608

i don't fucking know which thread to post in wtf are the janitors too busy sucking each other's dicks or something?

>>18618663
ALL OF THEM.
>Jannies work.

>>18618608
I'm an engineer at Collins. This company is scrambling to figure out what to do about this loss of business we're seeing and they simply don't have a solution. I suspect Raytheon proper is in the same position. I think RTX has more to go before bottom.

Where's my /CoffeeGang/ at?

>>18618692
Isnt demand for commercial aircraft really high right now?

>>18618692
RTX has government contracts to keep it from going under and in 6-24 months when this kung flu is over it will moon

>>18618698
Long $SBUX and drinking it as we speak.

>>18618707
Is this a joke?

>>18618713
Agreed. But it's going lower first.

>>18618698
I'ma go get another cup and smoke the pre-market cigarette.

Time to enter my lowball purchases for the daily dip

never mind MRO is cheaper and there's more upside.

How do I short the fact that I haven't been laid since November, the night the Nationals won the World Series?

*blocks your path*

>>18618746
When will it dip? I thought we would go straight up today after the PPP.

follow the money they said /smg/ still not holding WFC they said!

>>18618631
>he doesn't understand what buy the rumor sell the news is

see, the key is, you don't play earnings ever. you play before the earnings and after the earnings. you look for a trend to form in the week or two leading up to earnings, usually looking for a rally to occur and sentiment on stocktwits to be hype ("OH MY GOD EARNINGS GONNA BE SO GOOD GO GO GO YAAAY!" sort of shit being spammed). you use TA and you buy in early. then you sell it when it peaks a day or two before earnings even happens (usually the day before earnings will see a selloff for exactly this reason, people taking profits). maybe if you want to gamble, sell half and hold on to the other half and move your stop loss to break even just in case.

you can also play after earnings, because there is usually a ton of volatility and liquidity then. so here you would either day trade or swing trade, look into what "earnings drift" is. in short: you did the literal 1 thing you shouldn't do, you fucking retard, and deserve to lose money. learn from this experience, hope this helps.

>>18617596
fucking Degiro saving your money

>>18618791
usually either right after open or during luch

>>18618713
what will cause it to moon? like is there a particular event or announcement or something that will cause that? i agree with the other anon that it has more to go to bottom, but i like the government contracts in this scenario, i have friends that work at raytheon, and im thinking about putting it on my watchlist and doing TA on it. i might pick some up at $60 support it seems to be ranging right now so i'll take a half position i think.

Whats the move today boys?

>>18618844
>like is there a particular event or announcement or something that will cause that?
>he doesn't know we're literally about to go to all out war

Imagine being so naive and innocent. Cute.

>>18618800
Bro but what about guaranteed good earnings like SNAP it made 20% in pm bro

It always amazes me how many people on this board put so much money into stocks, while simultaneously having absolutely no idea what they're doing. Like not even a 5-minute educational YouTube video's worth of knowledge.

When is the second best time to buy Shell? (I know the best time was March)
Big put options volume in BP has me worried we are going down more but RDS is more diversified and the stock is trending upwards for some reason?!

>>18618855
I am trying to understand why the market bounced basically 2% upwards.

>>18618860
you’re so full of shit, RTX is not a big mover

>>18618855
listen to the volume on open and then make your decision around 10am. then practice isolation and despair.

>>18618864
>this nigga isn't holding 40,000 contracts of negative oil futures based on buying a dip
ayy lamo
>>18618870
big line cannot go down remember

>>18618878
>you’re so full of shit
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252932181447630848?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

>>18618894
that retard will tweet literally anything and it has no bearing on reality especially when it comes to war

>Oil mooning
Uh. Doubts.

>>18618906
This is cope if I ever saw it. Imagine how asshurt you will be when you get drafted to fight the Yellow Menace.

>>18618886
some reddit guy yesterday bought a contract for -35,000 didn't realize it was an actual contract that he had to exercise and was able to get out by selling it for -$4,000 basically making 30grand without understanding how

>>18618870
Because it's highly manipulated.
>10's of millions unemployed
>running out of stimulus cash
>oil market has imploded
>housing market about to collapse

brrrr

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>>18610111
market is fucked, get out now and thank me later. Hyper deflation is just starting, go into bonds and/or gold for a while. 15% unemployment in less then a month, everyone's economy is super fucked.

Anyone buying vanguard energy etf?

>up 1.82%

I'm fucking cooming.

>>18618862
use options to play the volatility then.

I think I’m falling to the shills because the more people talk about RTX, the more in love I become with it.

The real money is ERJ under $7 per share. Receiving an extension on the partnership with Boeing opens up a door for the Brazilian government to approve a deal for Boeing to acquire the whole company when this is all over.

Fellas, should I sell ~8k of this and put it in gold and btc for diversification?

>>18618939
Try hard

pump time

thread music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

what do you dip bros do when it keeps dipping?
>i just buy more lmaoooo
what do you do when you run out of money buying the dip and it continues to dip even further without recovery?

>>18610111
OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>when you hold overnight because daydtrading as a poor is illegal
I love when my options drop forty percent overnight when there is no way to react

>>18618961
>Boeing acquiring another company when literally every contract it has is a failure
*honk*

2.10% up - nearly the whole drop from yesterday extinguished

>Money finally settles
>Everything's green

Time to enter a short position I guess

>>18618975
>already collapsing
Wew

>>18618979
PDT rule is legitimately fucking retarded and should be removed. It doesn't protect you, it actively harms people for holding overnight.

Is the shitposting on /smg/ the kind of banter and side talk that goes on in elite trading firms?

>>18618975
>what do you do when you run out of money
Some of us employed, you know

>everything goes up and down together with almost no volume
SURE DO LOVE THIS ENDLESS INDEX FUNDS AND ETF ALGOS REBALANCING
This is fucking boring

This market is never going to die, is it?

Gamble on IDEX for chink electric vehicle exposure, thank me later

>>18618989
What caused the pump? Why is the market so opitimistic?

>>18619020
BRRRRRR

REEE!!!! WHY THE FUCK ISN'T NET MOONING!!!!

>>18618998
/smg/ is 95% Reddit and /pol/ right now. The only thing this general is on par with right now is Xbox live and the YouTube comment section

>>18618997
Poor people tax

>>18618980
Fair but Boeing is practically a state owned enterprise. I wouldn’t be surprised if they started making trains for Amtrak.

>>18619030
Net doesn't have a monopoly on the cloud

What's going on lads

all I wanted to do was buy HAL for under $7...

>>18619011
Hyperinflation will do the job

>>18619044
Why the fuck didn't I hold...

The only based market is Nikkei. This shit is red at least.

>>18618997
It's just commie warren and commie bernie helping out the millennials

>>18619046
Same, just put limit order and walk away. Only occurs on big oil crashes

i sold spy at 278

>>18619035
kill yourself you pathetic faggot

HAL pals, where we at?

>>18619044
Can someone explain to me why all oil stocks are mooning when their product has gone down 90% in the last two months with no end in sight?

>>18619096
Why are any stocks up when the whole economy is shut down
Why do you think oil stocks should be down due to loss of demand when loss of demand hasn't killed any other stocks

>>18619096
jpow

>>18619094
Holding 50 shares, want 50 more, but needs to go under 7.

>>18619096
the prices went up again, mooning because of delusional buyers who will lose 90% mid May

>>18619096
Trump is about to put tariffs on foreign oil, or outright ban importing oil, all this coupled with the fact that we're about to go to war is, in a word, bullish.

>>18619094
fuck you. this is ridiculous
I've been saying for the past two weeks
>Under 6.50 I'll buy it
>oh fine, under 6.75, I'll buy it the INSTANT it goes under 6.75
>FINE! I'll buy it for 7 dollars! Just go down to SEVEN DOLLARS!
>Well $7.50 isn't a bad price for it. If it can just go down to $7.50 I'll buy it. But over $7.5? I just can't buy it.

>OKAY WELL I GUESS ANYTHING UNDER $8 IS GOOD, RIGHT?!

god fucking damn it

>>18619035
>I'm a lispy cocksucker

Who else holding JNUG? Bought in at 6.5

who /uso/ here?

>>18619103
Because the price of oil won't recover till next year at the earliest? Airlines will bounce back the second corona is done, oil is fucked for a lot of other reasons

>>18619129
It was under 7 Monday, but I was a retard and didn't put in limit order. It's still under when I bought them and all bagholding now.

>>18610442
Shes aging bad bros.

>>18619123
>Trump is about to put tariffs on foreign oil, or outright ban importing oil
This would STILL not be enough. They would also need price and output controls even domestically.

>>18619157
>>18619157
>It was under 7 Monday
I know, I saw
I was cooking eggs during the 5 minutes that it was under 7

NFLX KEEPS CRASHING
KILL ME
WHAT DID I DO

>>18619093
>>18619133
Show me your $500 Robinhood accounts. Lmfao.

>>18619136
Me, average of 4.8, not selling till 9.6, and it's been teasing me for the last week with it's fluctuations.

>>18619180
>he bought?

>>18619123
Gonna need a source on that war claim. Are you talking about SA?

>>18619190
>robinhood
>not Vanguard

>SPY jumps up at open just enough to fuck my puts
>Crabs

YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
JUST PUT A FEW MORE K IN BP
WE CLOSIN GREEEEEEEEEN TODAY BOIS
AMD
SHELL
BP
WE GAAAAAAAN
WE GAAAAAAAAAAN BOIS

>>18619129
I finally broke at 7.59, and that was only after seeing oil at -$37 a barrel. Just assumed a bottom was finally established and broke. EAT is doing ok so far, wish I'd have pushed it all in HAL though.

>>18619129
relax. it will finish the day back around 7.50

>>18619205
he’s talking out of his ass like most trumpfags

>>18619205
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252932181447630848?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

>fags in here thought because we are in an economic crisis never seen before spx would go down 7% every day

>>18619217
Fuck that feel, it also fucks up your IV

>>18619217
What don't you like about gigantic index funds moving 4 fucking percent overnight?

>>18619193
I'm holding out until +40. Iron fucking hands, plus this was just the scraps of my portfolio. Best of luck anon.

just had my morning cuppa and I feel much better

JNUGGGGGG

>>18619123
source about the tariffs?

>>18619308
Literally watch his press conferences. He covers too much material for the MSM to tell you what to think, you fucking sheep.

>>18619322
so my ass, got it.

>>18619265
GDXJ will have to be 100+ to for jnug to see the 40's since jnug is 2X now. Sad to say, that's very very unlikely to happen.

>>18619333
no, his press conferences. can you read?

>>18619149
>Airlines will bounce back the second corona is done

So Buffet just sold his Delta Airlines at the bottom for no reason?

>>18619322
>>>/pol/

>>18619355
>>>/Reddit/

>>18619231
go back

>>18619231
you have to go back

>>18619361
>t. r/td faggot
go suck on his jew cock more goy

>>18619355
Kill yourself for real, Retardditor

>>18619390
Okay, Chang.

what's your strategy /smg/ - mine is simple:
>bear day = SELL
>bull day = BUY
>crab day = not do anything

>>18619355
>cheeto man bad

>>18619428
If I see something I want, I buy it
if I don't see anything I want, I don't buy anything

>>18619428
seems sound

>>18619428
Today is bull day? We opened almost 2% up

>>18619428
buy and hold when I get paid

>>18619428
Buy when red and wait for the inevitable fed pump

>>18619531
Are we not all watching the briefings to see who might get bailed out next then buying calls on them

>>18619014
The pump, gents. The pump.

>>18619229
i don't believe you
but I hope you are right

>>18619531
Unironically an actual good strategy lately

>>18619428
You can improve your stock selection and your entry if you do basic TA.

>>18619702
>TA.
> when the fed is pumping everything
lamo you just gonna get rekt, just buy and hold at this point
yellow stone could erupt tomorrow and they still wouldn't let it drop

>>18619781
Bullish and priced in.

NEW THREAD WHEN?

Very nice watching my wealth increase with every uptick of the S&P as I drink my morning coffee.

>>18619781
>hurr durr
Suit yourself.

>>18619937
> seething bobo

Dividend bros - why isn't Campbell's Soup (CPB) on the list? 2.7% dividend and long, stable track record

>>18619957
>thinking I'm picking sides and not doing trades in both direction
Typical TA dismisser retard.

>>18620008
Don’t you think that company is a bit passè?

>>18620038
Not if you're not interested in shitcoins and Tesla memes.
Soups
cookies:
>Copenhagen
>Denmark
>Kjeldsens
>Riberhus
>Royal Dansk
Pepperidge Farm
Pace Foods (salsa)

>>18620123
A P/E of 30 seems awful high gl though anon

>>18620148
P/E ratio 10.62

Fatter Divvy (0.52 x 4), Higher yield (6.99%), Cheaper price per share. He's holding his own against the virus rather well. More divvy per dollar spent. Or there's KHC and KO.

Is this bullish

I understand it has always sucked but wsb has turned into an absolute utter beyond piece of shit the last couple of weeks. What the fuck happened

>>18620457
Two washed up white boys trying to play in Florida instead of the cold great north? Expect the worst.