/biz/ - Business & Finance

>It's not the bottom!
>do not buy!
>bad things are going to happen!

>meanwhile everyday I watch oil stocks get higher and higher and I haven't bought them

Futures are up. Looking to be a green day, today,

>>18618846
Dollar cost average beats trying to buy the bottom every time

why the fuck isn't uso dead

SP500 straight up trading 2.10% plus after opening.

What has changed compared to yesterday? Ahhh yeah, more shit occured, therefore bullish and priced in.

>>18618651
Market is fucked worse then Piper Perri in a room full of black guys. Hyper deflation is just starting, the FED has printed over $6,000,000,000,000 of US dollars in the last month. Oils fucked for a couple months, gold will probably see a temporary pull back as margin calls start to happen, but long term probably a good bet. (see 08) Liquidate your stock holdings ASAP and move into puts, bonds and precious metals for a year. This market will be kill over the next 6 months, no stock will be safe. Good luck

>>18619013
Collapse of another industry which is bullish.
Housing next, so we might get a +5% day.

This looks very bubbelish to me, like we're in the return to normal of the return to normal

>>18619072
>Hyper deflation is just starting, the FED has printed over $6,000,000,000,000 of US dollars in the last month.
true, however the "no matter the cost" strategy the FED is currently following creates optimism in the markets so no one pays mind to deflation. the reckoning will come if/when a major bankruptcy happens. realistically, I can't see that happening in the next few months, so no point in fighting the market during that time frame.

>>18619143
This. Go long if you want but it would be stupid not to trade with this volatility.

>>18619143
So what do you think, bottom line - A V shaped recovery followed by a crash and hyperinflation?

>>18619072
>Hyper deflation is just starting, the FED has printed over $6,000,000,000,000 of US dollars in the la
Almost all of that is going to paying corporate debt. It is effectively being destroyed almost as soon as it is being printed. This will not have as much of an inflationary effect as you think.

>mfw I panic sold DPZ 380c 5/15 yesterday for 16$
>mfw its 28$ today
Why do I do this to myself? Why the fuck do I doubt my vibe?

>>18619295
Stop using money you can't afford to lose, it's the reason you're panic selling at the first sign of trouble

USO dropping!

>>18619348
please be kill soon

>>18619348
I don't really understand experts desu. Yesterday USO was going to zero and the world of crude was in for nothing but trouble for months on end but now that it's a green day crude is back baby, v shape recovery, all is right. CNBC feels a lot like smg when the market turns even the tiniest little bit everyone whips out the corresponding picture of a bull/crab/bear

>>18619248
yeah probably, I don't think we've reached the bottom yet and this crisis will continue for longer than people think

Can you imagine what this market would look like without Short Sale Restrictions?

Feeling bearish might buy some shorts

>>18618846
that's what you get for listening to the retards on here

>>18619477
That is how all market pundits work.
DOW +1%, crisis averted, lives saved, dicks everywhere grow by 3 inches
DOW -1%, world is ending, millions are dying, the Seventh Seal hath been broken

SPY trying to stay alive like a half-dead cockroach
someone finish this fucker.

Wait, WTF. I can't lose money on this trade!??!

Not seeing a lot of movement on those June oil futures.

>>18618651
I told you people to buy & hold all OIL related stocks. But no.
You greedy people wanted to wait for them to dip lower, and lower. Trying to chase the bottom.
What fucking difference does a few cents on a share make when you already know its going to bounce back & you’re guaranteed to get a 50-70% economic return, + dividends?
Hope you all had fun missing out

>>18619594
>busting actual nuts over a 3% dead cat
k

>>18619587
is this a fucking meme or something?
>everyday someone posts this bullshit
>THEY WONT LET YOU ARB ON THEM DIPSHIT

>>18619594
>later virgins, me and my $200 of oil stocks are laughing all the way to the bank

Imaging longing a dying ETF like SPY rather than delicious, nutritious cunny.

Also that fag from yesterday spent 18 hours straight “trolling” top kek

>>18619613
>muh dead cat MUH meme mascots
Go buy some crypto, faggot

>>18619594
Dude you have like $200 you are wasting your time

>>18619621
It's largely true that HFTs and large firms take retails money but I think opportunities exist because there are some trades that large firms can't get into due to position sizing.

>>18619637
>Go buy some crypto, faggot
project much?
i don't play the crypto lotto, boomer.
hey, wanna buy some contracts?

this market is going full retard mode fuck this crabbing bs

>>18619643
>/biz/ intelligence

>>18619656
He should wait...

Bought 5 grand worth of Spirit at $12.92.
Hold me bros

>>18619647
no they literally wont let you execute it

>>18619656
Why? Why would anyone do this?
>investing
The irony.

>>18619656
I have no sympathy for someone this reckless.

>>18619647
There’s quauntists that use algorithmic models that analyze trends and make trades over several days. There’s still a lot of oppurtunity I think.

>>18619656
kek
"i've lost it all"
only if he sold it...

>>18619656
LMAO

>>18619656
All he has to do is double down

>>18619656
That's what you get for browsing reddit.

>this crab action
I can't believe I woke up for this
Spy 280 or 270 eow?

all right fellas i've never done this before, how do i turn $300 into slightly more than $300?

>>18619766
Flat all week. Only movement will be in after-hours or pre-market, and every other day will cancel out the preceding day's close.

>>18619784
Knee pads.

WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY I COULDVE MADE A LOT OF MONEY IF I BOUGHT LIKE I SAID TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18619766
>been this way most of the week

>>18619766
>Spy 280 or 270 eow?
yes

Is UAL going to live through this? SHould I Buy more?

I HAD USO PUTS BUT I SOLD THEM BEFORE THEY WENT UP

>>18619656
hahahahaha and I've thought losing 18k is bad kek

>>18619072
We will see a melt up to new highs before the deflationary bust. Hyper inflation will set in late this decade

dear gayboard, should I close these positions, accept my losses and do a seppuku?

CRAB BATTLE

>>18620001
Ancient video right there.

>>18619974
I’m waiting for the SPY to be up 2% then I’ll capitulate. This rally looks pretty shaky

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/SHhrZgojY1Q

>market dips 1%
>jerome prints a trillion
>market goes up 1%
>market dips 1%
>jerome prints a trillion
>market goes up 1%
>market dips 1%
>jerome prints a trillion
>market goes up 1%
>market dips 1%
>jerome prints a trillion
>market goes up 1%

What happened Bobros? I thought you were the badass? I thought bulls were through, it was s'pose to be over. Is really all your power?

>>18619626
>tfw mind broke a turbo autist
Last night the guy that got mad at me not using the sticky kept switching IPs on his VPN and started spamming threads nonstop. I mind broke the mental equivalent of Terry Davis

>>18619656
hoooooooooooooooooooold

>>18620119
Nobody is winning in this market, neither bulls or bears. This is a constant battle of monkey which are getting slaughtered and cherry picked pictures of random holdings / gains / loss wont change anything.

>>18620133
I don't care about the rest of your retardation but can you please stop calling it a sticky?

>>18620095
The seeds of Wall Street's victory were planted from the very beginning of OWS with the birth of the progressive stack. That was 9 dimensional chess mind fuckery and plebs will never recover

>>18620133
it was an operation by government intelligence agencies to take down /smg/
they were successful in halting all real stock market discussion on this board for about 12 hours, so don't be surprised if they do it again

>>18620159
>tfw gonna mind break another person because I'm saying sticky

>want to get into stock trading
>Ameritrade put my funds on hold
How long does this usually take?

>>18618846
/biz/: buy high sell low

>>18620175

bro you're not "getting" anybody. you're just retarded and everyone is laughing at you.

>>18620119
I'm jealous.

Someday I want to have enough in cash so I can make 1/6 of a person's yearly salary just being lucky. I would get a nice steak

>>18620162
Well said

>>18620156
I dollar cost averaged into the market for the first time on this whole WuFlu debacle and I'm already in the green

>>18620195
>everyone is laughing at you
All I did is not use the sticky. I guess that makes me a comedy genius

>>18620225
so...did you spend the same amount daily or weekly or what?

>If HAL just goes under $8 then I'll buy
I'm going to do this all the way until it is $22 huh?

why the fuck are the prices on netflix options so wide?

>>18620187
>bought the bottom
>it's not the bottom
>sold the top
>it's not the top

>>18620270

you're almost never ever going to buy the bottom or sell the top. just make as much money as you can

Well, well, well. What do we have here, Mr Bobo?

Can someone explain why you need a margin account to open a spread? It seems like a much less risky play than just buying calls or puts

>>18620268
Low volume. Market makers have their way with retards in this situation. That’s why I almost exclusively buy puts and calls on the SPY

>>18620001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ovXSSCaL0

m-more RTX cheapies bro's

>>18620268
IV

>>18620305
>WHY YES I DO LOSE MONEY WITH OPTIONS AFTER READING R*DDIT WSB HOW COULD YOU TELL

>>18620298
this is so overdiversified im getting triggered

>>18620352
Dilate

Downward sloping line pattern forming

>>18620268
Stick to trading only the monthlies on a stock like NFLX. It has weeklies but the monthlies will almost always have more open interest and tighter spreads

FOMOed on SNAP

wtf is that pump and dump MTL-

lmao. this cnbc chick

mhm

mhm

got it

yea

I didn't sign up to be crabbed like this.

>>18620166
Take your meds man. The government isn’t trying to prevent a bunch of autistic anime lovers from talking about stocks...

>>18620415
you bought the top. congrats.

>>18620305
What happens if your short option goes ITM and somebody wants their shares or their cash newfag?

>>18620498
they will only keep going up

I understand it has always sucked but wsb has turned into an absolute utter beyond piece of shit the last couple of weeks. What the fuck happened
>nb4 go back, half you fags have the tab open right now

What is the best way to filter tripfags? I can't stand these god damn retards

>>18620528
because it's the story as old as the internet anon. Every major happening in any kind of community will either makes it really shine or turn to total shit.

>>18620528
>nb4
You must

>>18620528
same thing that happened here, influx of more redditors
>>18620578
4chanx

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

bought some NEE yesterday initiating my first new position in 2020

When does the draft start?

>>18620528
>Implying
>Implications
Go back, faggot, and take your cancer with you. Why anyone would willing use that shitheap is beyond me.

>>18620399
oh my god, is that...
yes guys, confirmed
the five minute candles are showing
in fact
indisputable evidence that a fuck niggers jannies and kikes pattern is forming below the 50MA.

>>18620528
every other post has a cuck fetish joke. it was funny when it was delivered cleverly, but now its just cringe.

>there will be blood

>>18620604
NEE is based. First thing I loaded up on when the market shit.

>>18619013
shits on fire?
stocks go up

>>18620528
What is wsb?

https://youtu.be/yXHeORUsEFw?t=82

god damn that bitch is so hot any opinions?

>>18620622
>every other post has a cuck fetish joke. it was funny when it was delivered cleverly, but now its just cringe.
I'll go with this. The final straw for me was seeing a direct link to a blacked video as a "joke". How the fuck

>oil companies going bankrupt
>GUSH goes up

Imagine not going all in on RTX right now, just as we are on the brink of war.

>>18620604
Dividend bros - why isn't Campbell's Soup (CPB) on the list? 2.7% dividend and long, stable track record

>>18620528
>half you fags have the tab open right now
lmao filtered

What the fuck is this volume? Is all the trading now outside of normal hours?
Fucking jews

>>18620528
>What the fuck happened
Feedback loop of stupid jokes over real discussion. Everyone wants karma and awards, so everything becomes a race to be the first one to say something "funny". Also, anyone serious left for the new place.

Who is even buying this market?

>>18620710
I picked up 20 shares of united just while it was low.

>>18620710
Robots.

>>18620710

i picked up some more RTX and reopened my position on APA

>”cutting production” of oil only means reducing availability and not actually turning off oil extracting
>kept telling people there are only 3 options. Burn oversupply, open up the country, or go to war.
>get told to go back to /pol/
>trump says this
Feels good to be right. We’re going to use every excuse to go to war. It has nothing to do with a “distraction” and everything to do with getting rid of our excess oil.

>>18620710
I'm FOMOing so hard right now but I'm too scared

LONG BIIB
LONG BIOGEN

you will thank me later

>>18620704
You think they would allow normal plebs to have any input in the market? Fuck no.

>>18620710
People who think it's the dip

>>18620698
How do you filter?

>>18620710
High IQ traders like myself

>>18620399

>>18620759
Been FOMOing hard since mid March dude. All in cash now and it’s been painful every day just letting it sit

>>18620774
*Bottom rather than dip. Yeah no I wouldn't buy, there's much more pain forecast this year

>>18620687
10 shares all i could afford

https://youtu.be/DRTqJh1fZpQ

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-22/mnuchin-says-he-expects-most-of-economy-opening-by-late-summer?utm_source=google&utm_medium=bd&cmpId=google

>end of august
How many will go bankrupt?

>>18620749
>Saudi's strangling US shale
>threaten war with Iran
Truly a marvel. Also we won't do it. It will "pivot" to Venezuela.

>>18620793
You made it just in time, fren.

>>18620709
>Also, anyone serious left for the new place
i think we're thinking the same thing and it is better

>>18620709
>left for the new place
what's the new place?

>>18620656
I appreciate your attraction to Charlie Munger, but please don't call him a "bitch", sir.

>>18620827
/smg/

>>18620697
I haven't done my DD on CPB yet. I'll look into it.

>>18620710
i made increased buys during the massive drops and now I'm back to my standard bi-weekly buys. growing that dividend snowball

Is it going up or down? I can’t tell anymore.

>>18620820
>>18620709
Just seeing if we're on the same page, is the new place sixteen letters long?

I'm getting fucking slaughtered out here. WTF is going on with the market? It's like these fuckers don't understand that the economy isn't going to open up again until we can get a full week of no new cases. Guess what? That isn't going to happen for another 5 or 6 years.

>>18620936
down is up and up is down

>>18620953
Businesspeople aren't epidemiologists unfortunately

the stock market is the most retarded thing in existence and it shouldn't exist. It's one massive ponzi scheme on a global scale.

>>18620936
The green means it’s going up Bobo

>bought uso yesterday
Time to an hero

DEAC voting on whether not not to go forward with DraftKings IPO tomorrow. Get in while you can

>>18620511
But you would have also bought calls at a lower price so you only lose the difference at most which is still less than the potential losses for a simple call right?
Or am I missing something?

>>18620977
I wonder (((who))) could be behind this...

I have a basic economics question: How can wage indexes like the unskilled wage index and income indexes produce higher inflation numbers than the CPI? Is it because the relative value of unskilled labor is decreasing at a faster rate than the overall decrease in value of the USD, and the relative increase in costs like rent is outpacing the value of the USD? I'm trying to understand these results
https://www.measuringworth.com/calculators/uscompare/index.php#

>>18620987
Why?

>>18620987
You’re joking, right?

>>18620946
There are a couple of decent ones that spun out of the whole going private debacle and that's one of them. Wouldn't surprise me if they end up getting quarantined or banned though, nothing good can be allowed to thrive on that shithole

>>18621019
The stock market is literally the most Jewish thing in the world. It's even more Jewish than banks and casinos.

That’s it longing USL. Trumps going guns blazing out on the water.

>>18618651
this crab shit is getting fucking annoying

>>18620977
You’re not wrong, but if you play it right you can scam other investors into buying your trash

>>18621027
>CPI
CPI dosn't make sense. it's s shit statistic. Inflation can be sector specific.

>>18620953
Everybody's already been exposed to it and they call every death with it as being caused by it regardless of the actual cause of death. Old people will keep dieing of normal age related complications every day forever and, like, half of them will be classified as COVID-19 deaths regardless of circumstances. It's never ever going away.

>>18621059
The volume is fucking horrendous, nobody wants to buy and yet (((somehow))) the price stays locked in a 0.5% range.

>>18621050
why USL over USO?

Friday morning im getting a bike and biking to Florida to start a new life of isolation. Disconnect from family and internet going to become a writer along with heavy working.

Also how the hell was that old Jewish guy Weinstein ok with himself after molesting all those people?

>>18620687
Tell you discord niggers to stop shilling RTX. I have had some since it was RTN but you fucking kids are god damn cancer.

>>18621028
>>18621030
And I ask why because there was no fucking good news. MAYBE today I’d buy USO because of the Iran thing, but it’s only a trump tweet and his Twitter fingers rarely turn into trigger fingers

>>18620657
Sounds like you’re insecure not only financially, but also sexually

>>18621073
So then the government's adjusting of the minimum wage is based on complete bullshit? Because the CPI seems to be producing the correct minimum wage inflation

>>18621082
people aren't choking yet. it'll come.

>>18621030
No
>>18621028
I was expecting trump to cause some retarded pump

>>18621092
So did we. What's your malfunction?

>>18620953
Randomly dying to COVID is the new normal. Trump will reopen USA and let boomers die.

>>18620946
>>18621043
So what's the name then?

Is the US about to go to war? It’s time to vote.

>https://strawpoll.com/pgsk22kp

>>18621075
Seriously, I tested positive in late March. Just a fucking cough and fever. Felt like a bad cold. I am a heavy smoker and didn’t die. A week later my entire family got it from me and had even MILDER symptoms. I guarantee once these antibody tests start rolling out, they are going to show that everyone fucking got it.

Holding USO and I'm scared frens

>>18620953
Korea anon here. We're down to single digit covid cases, when we were adding hundreds a little over a month ago.

Thank god I bought yesterday when it was all red as hell.

>>18618651
Where are we?
Oh yeah...
OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18621104
eh, i might not call it bullshit. If you adjust minimum wage based on a person's ability to purchase essential goods and services, then it's fine. If you adjust a skilled workers wage based on CPI inflation and not inflating insurance, housing, child services, and college costs, and retirement costs you're out of your mind.

>>18621160
A Stanford study said that the prevalence is 80x higher than originally thought.

>>18621004
DraftKings has been priced in forever. ONly a retard would buy DEAC at this time

>>18618846
If you’re planning on holding long term it doesn’t matter when you buy in

>>18621160
This 100%
You can't have an R0 of somewhere in range of 6 and act like you can control it with thousands of flights going on daily in Feb. It's everywhere.

>>18621166
is there any consensus that the tests were accurate? i know koreans take their healthcare seriously, and there may be good info on false positives and false negatives.

LMT mogs RTX btw

Bros is there a chance of JNUG breaking $10 ever again....

>>18620698
How do you filter them?

>>18621180
the stanford study was seriously flawed

>>18621166
Your response was light years ahead of the Euros and Americans

>>18621181
If the vote passes tomorrow for an April IPO there will be solid gains, you’re dumb to think otherwise

>>18621166
well you guys all buy samsung phones and not the apple products right??? I want this shit to crash already.

>>18621085
It’s the better play, because it holds equal positions in each of the next 𝟭𝟮 months' worth of futures contr𝗮cts. Spreading out its bets like th𝗮t helps minimize cont𝗮ngo, which tends to be worse in the near-month contract (the ones USO buys), and gives you more direct exposure to the spot price of crude. Which explains why USL continuously outperforms USO.

>>18621227
apple has had a growing marketshare since at least 2010. I would hazard that they might be up in the 20% range.

>>18621175
>If you adjust minimum wage based on a person's ability to purchase essential goods and services, then it's fine.
Right, but that's why I'm confused about how overly conservative the CPI-based minimum wage increase is. Looking at the inflation in labor value and income, you see that the minimum wage is only like half as high as it should be. Is it a product of certain sectors in the economy deflating faster than others (McWageslaving, for example), or bubbles appearing in certain sectors in cost of living (land, college debt, etc)? Is the government tampering with the CPI so it undershoots the real inflation of the dollar? It's weird.

>>18621245
i was asking the gook, since they're the ones that are no longer dying.

Thoughts on going all in on USO and holding?

>>18621220
t. just heard about DEAC this week when everyone knew about this since last summer

Fuck back off to r*ddit

>>18620399
Fuck off nigger

for any leafs here, HOU.TO is currently trading at like $1.75 despite having a published NAV of $0.37 as of last night. They've suspended the creation of new shares which means market makers can't arbitrage the spread but this can't last forever. Shorting or buying puts sounds like free money and I'm balls deep in the $1.50 strike Jul 17 puts.

Thing is currently trading at like a 5x premium to NAV mainly driven by retail idiots not even understanding what they're buying. I'll bet against those faggots all day

>>18621258
Reverse split happening after hours on the 28th

Thoughts on airlines?

What's a good call to buy today and sell tomorrow?

>>18621258
Stop trading USO you tripleniggerfaggots. Zoom out. You're not supposed to hold it.

>>18621256
they're basically utilities. buying probably won't stop, just slow in proportion to the whole economy

>>18619594
Why are your stocks colored green when they're blood red anon? What is it you're not telling us?

>>18621137
Even better if you want to learn something and not just meme lurk elitetrader.com
I picked up a day trading strategy from some dude's journal there that has worked extremely well. Even better it's the mechanical opposite of my swing trading strategy so its complementary. Lots of good stuff like that on the site

>>18621285
Buy! Cruise ships as well, might as well throw oil stocks in there as well what have you got to lose!!! buy the dip!

>>18621290
BIIB

>>18621265
Don’t buy then. There’s a difference between a merger being announced and a merger happening. The announcement is priced in. The merger isn’t confirmed yet.

>>18621290
NFLX

>>18621285
Grab UAL. Im up to 300 shares. It is on sale today

>>18621285
Pretty much Southwest Airlines is the only one I would touch. Rest are too risky.

>>18621338
ok zoomer

>>18621326
>>18621347
Thanks decided to do a $60 on RTX though and gonna flip it when it goes to $66

>>18621250
There's over a dozen mainstream ways of calculating overall inflation. CPI exists specifically to undershoot, so as to keep "inflation" adjusted entitlement spending under control.

>>18620112
Sounds good.
Soon i will come to murican and give thousand euros and buy texas.

>>18621147
>VPN voting not allowed

That flyer I took on HAL and ET starting to pay off, but I'm still cautious: should I do them before close or keep stuffing those bags and riding? Oil is so fucked right now

Thoughts on UAL calls?

>>18621369
>he thinks RTX is volatile

If you want swing trading, go with BA.

>>18621405
I'm waiting for HAL to go under 7.50 for me to buy
so that means it will never be beneath $8 again

haha USO has to recover eventually right?

>>18621415
bro HAL was at $5 at one point. It isnt going back down to 7.50

>>18621371
I get that the CPI is undershooting, my question is what is it specifically about the CPI that causes it to undershoot relative to other measures, like what is it ignoring

JPM not giving SBA loans to small businesses. Bullish as fuck.

>USO at 2.55 already
This shit is going to 2 dollars again.

>>18621431
>It isnt going back down to 7.50
but it was at 6.72 just two days ago
but you are probably right. As long as I haven't bought the stock it will go up forever.
As soon as I buy it, I'm going to cost all 55 thousand employees their jobs

>>18621391
I don't want you retards fucking with my data.

POMP POMP POMP POMP
>POMP POMP POMP POMP
POMP POMP POMP POMP
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POMP POMP POMP POMP
>POMP POMP POMP POMP
POMP POMP POMP POMP
>POMP POMP POMP POMP
POMP POMP POMP POMP

>>18621415
>>18621431
I bought 50 bucks worth at 7.59, split a hundred between that and EAT for fun, now wishing I'd have shoved more into them both

>>18621447
Yes please.

I guess they will keep pumping the idea that everything is ok.
What about muh q2?

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18621450
It was down because we were waiting on the quarter report. It came out and we mooned. There is nothing looming over it anymore.

>>18618846
>a cav
patrician dog breed

>>18621466
it's over
corona is ending
there will be no recession
there will be no more cheapies
you either bought on march 18/19 or you didn't

>>18621466
Priced in.

Fucking trump, I sold my XOM shares and immidiately afterwards he announced he's going to poomp them full of cash.

>>18621481
Wrong.
It will end at some point.
It's already here.
Also wrong.
March 20/23, but you are still the big gay.

>>18621462
I have a good feeling about eat.

>>18621391
>>18621455
Too bad, I voted with a VPN

>>18621481
MOTHER FUCKERS I WANT CHEAPIES NOW!!!!!

10y bonds on sale all day.

It is so fucking easy being a mumu. The world economy and every government is on your side. Who here /long/? What are some good calls?

>>18621510
>>18621510
>you are still the big gay.
I'm the big retard for getting scared out of buying low by all the doomsday retards on here.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING DROP /BIZ/
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

everything I was looking at
hoping to get into at a cheaper price
is mooning the fuck out right now

>>18621530
Vanguardbro reporting in

>>18621530
DEAC calls for post-Draft Kings vote tomorrow

BUY USO

>>18621542
the only drop you'll see is from bears kicking the stool out

>>18621542
>WHERE'S THE FUCKING DROP
hmmm, next should be in about 60 years

>USO almost 2.5
>my 2.5 puts still aren't making money
Fuck I'm getting IV fucked.

>tfw big banks didn't use the PPP monies to loan to small businesses, thereby fucking over ordinary people during a national crisis

Why aren't we lynching them in the streets in minecraft?

>>18620710

I am dollar-cost averaging in as normal, mostly into indexes and sector ETFs with a few picks here or there (airlines). I think it's dumb not to be buying gradually into this market if your investment window is long.

>t. brainlet buy and hold investor

>>18621562
*ding ding*

All aboard!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18621542
If everybody hits the button at the same time maybe we can get a circuit breaker to pop again.

>>18620710
I am buying this on sale compared to the rest of the market. Just bought some UAL

Somebody help me I'm retarded. I want to sell a put option for KO expiring May the 1st, but there is no 44 strike for it. It's a weekly option so it should be there, I understand monthly options have different strike intervals, but why does this one not have a fucking 44 strike?

>>18621542
No winners here only loosers sry bro

>>18620798
>late summer
But I thought wed be back to normal by May!

>>18621585
fucking based

i got my stimulus check. outside of stocks what should i buy?

>>18621542
start screaming if we punch through 2850. everything short of that is fine

>>18621616
A long pink dildo

>>18621616
hoard cash for 2020.

I think it follows that the price of oil will rebound over the next week to around 20 and then plummet again when the june contract expires. Thoughts?

I don't think it's too late to get into good swing trade positions in the top Oil Tanker companies.

These companies will be able to charge daily rental rates of their tankers of x10 of what they were last year at this time. Big boosts in quarterly income for these tanker stocks. Oil glut will likely last through June / July.

Anyone with me on this?

>>18621638
elaborate on this

>>18621616
A gun and 1,000 rounds of ammo.

>>18621638
why?

>>18621616
VOO

>>18619072
/biz/ overestimates the inflation effect every single time.

>>18621654
>>18621656
notice how everyone is clamoring for cash? No one has enough. we will be deflationary until people start spending. You're gonna want cash and good credit so you can put a nice down payment and secure a good loan soon. Debt is one of the most powerful tools and one of the best ways to leverage yourself. You're going to need cash on hand to secure good debt.

>>18621542
If people knew, they could be billionaires.
It will happen when nobody expects it.

>>18619072
If there was ever a buy signal... there it was.

>>18621412
>BA
>buy when it's $13X.XX
>sell when it's $15X.XX
>repeat for free money.
Whatchu talking bout wilis? BA is fucking based and predictable as shit.

>>18621656
you're supposed to do the opposite of what /biz/ says. They're going to get rid of cash and make it illegal to make cash transactions pretty soon. We're going 100% digital transactions. Buy shit like square and visa stock and you'll make it. Everybody who's stuffing cash in their mattress is going to be considered a felon.

USO GETTING PUMPED END OF DAY
BUY

>>18620798
>>18621614
Late summer means we're still on lockdown through May, June, and July. $1,200 for the plebs plus this PPP stuff they're currently throwing around ain't gonna cut it until then. How much more money are they going to shovel at us to keep us going for three more months on lockdown? It'll have to be trillions.

Should I trade GOOG or GOOGL?

>buy stock on dip
>red on green day

every single time, and i bought T

>>18621683
debt for what? I have a home already and two new cars... My credit score is 800

>>18621700

bro T is a god send compared to how fucked i am on DOW

TWO! 2! TWO TIMES NOW WHERE I WAS ACTUALLY CERTAIN OF A PLAY NOT JUST AN "OH IT SHOULD GO DOWN" AN ACTUAL FEELING SAYING I SHOULD DO IT! IGNORE IT BECAUSE OF MY ANTICS LAST YEAR SCREWING ME OVER MAKING ME AVERSE TO BUY PUTS ANS BUY CALLS. COULD'VE DOUBLED MY MONEY ALREADY IN EITHER OF THESE CASES!!!!

How do I let go of this fear that remains from a major screw up wherein I lost thousands. The trades I could've done since were literally ones that could've resulted in a doubling or more!

I rarely consider buy calls or puts anymore, now the only time I've seriously considered doing them was when I had that feeling that it will move that way very, very soon. And of course it moves in my direction.

Those people on investing.com are seriously buying oil, now, thinking its a good price

Do they have the memory of a goldfish

>>18621307
Thanks anon. For memes what's the name of the subreddit

>>18621688
whatever, fucking M2 money, who gives a shit goy. We're not going to see any bail-ins in the USA. you're an insufferable trip, you know that?

>>18621703
nice. talk with your CFA to see if you should consider refinancing or making some other moves. rates are likely still pretty low. I imagine most posters don't have these things.

>>18621710
what are your holdings ? i know it's T isn't that bad now but come on, can i have a green for once fucking hell

>>18621697
either, GOOGL just has voting right

>>18621639
20 is way too optimistic, maybe 15-16. If you think it hasn't gap filled to the downtrend yet, you might get a small run out of it. But what we have seen might be close enough to be considered a retest.

>>18621696
How much? About 1/3 of yearly GDP, so at least 6 trillion.

>>18621733

300 shares at 35.4 avg cost

>>18621748
I'm just trying to gauge when I should enter my puts

>>18621696
there is precisely zero chance we are on lockdown even at the end of May

>>18621730
2 more weeks bro

>>18621730
Who needs a CFA anon? just trubotax fren

>>18621726
you gotta buy the dip brow

>>18620528
go back

Hey guys, we just hit the bump limit

New thread:
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>>18621760
Have you looked at puts right now? Its basically expected to go broke by June.

>>18621780
>hurrrr money will move around FTL when flyover states open up May 15
>durrrrrr we're going to get a gold backed note
I doubt this, but i have PM.

>>18621786
sorry, cfp. i mix up cfa and cfp. you might be thinking CPA. many also have one of the other two designations and can help you answering these questions. you might be able to fully become the boomer in the next 12 months.

someone make a real new thread

>>18621723
Trade small.

>>18621838
The new thread is already made.

New Thread is here, friend
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>>18621753
bro, just hold it dont even think selling it, at least if you want to sell, sell it on some pump

>>18621529
They aren't worth anything though.

>>18621455
It's a joke poll, nigga

>>18621852
You are a fucking retard who is too lazy/stupid to make a new thread properly.
Fuck off back to r/wsb you newfag piece of shit.

>>18621852
CAN YOU STOP BEING A FAGGOT. IT'S BEEN 72 HOURS OF THIS SHIT.
>inb4 some fuckers boss hired this kid so his employees stop shitposting at work
effective

>>18621424
no

>NEW BREAD
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>NEW BREAD
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>NEW BREAD
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>NEW BREAD
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>NEW BREAD
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>NEW BREAD
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>NEW BREAD
>>18621897
>NEW BREAD

>>18621820
Yeah I have, very new to options, how do you know that is the expectation?

>>18621914
Sorry, friend. You just made a duplicate by mistake. We already have a new thread located here:

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>>18621649

the lack of responses on this concerns me about this board. this is like the most obvious swing trade in the market right now and no one is capitalizing.

unless everyone already holding tanker stocks is just being quiet and saying fuck these noobs, there's no use trying to educate /biz/ because it's too fucking dense and full of retarded pajeets

>>18621730
>I imagine most posters don't have these things.
I hope no one here is putting money into the market without attaining financial stability first.

>>18621914
There was a new thread posted 5 minutes ago.

Congrats on being a massive retard and ruining this board

>>18621726
>buying oil, now

it depends on which oil they're buying. are they buying shale? blue chips? oil tankers? which fucking oil are they buying you fucking mong because there are still great plays right now, depending

>>18621875
I didn't phrase that quite right. They don't look like a buy here. Selling off all day may have been better.

>>18621925
Unironically hang yourself from the nearest tree.

>>18621954
Tankers were discussed for well over a week. Where were you?

>>18621914
thank you

>>18621961
>>18621925
newfags should lurk, not post

New thread
>>18621795
New thread
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New thread
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New thread
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>>18621976
>hurr it doesn’t have the copy pasta that no one looks at
>This justifies splitting the community up so threads move slow as shit
Yeah makes sense

>>18621936
anyone who trades oil is likely in position, assuming they even want to. I don't know oil well enough to be comfortable swinging it.

>>18621954
in times where people are struggling, they gobble up snake oil and get rich quick schemes. We're probably seeing extra money floating around that should really be in savings or that people haven't signed away for 5+ years.

>>18622033
go ahead and post in it bro, you and your faggot wsb buttbuddy need to be quarantined

>>18622065
I’m posting in whatever has the most posters. I’m fucking sick of you autism’s freaking out about stupid shit. Creating multiple threads RUIN this board. It’s cancer

>>18622097
go back to wsb dude, this isn't the site for you

>>18622120
>wsb
>newfag
>/pol/

>>18621649
YUCK.

And yeah way ahead of you.

If you didn't post such a disgusting picture I'll tell you the best company to buy.

>>18621922
June Puts for 0.50 were 0.15, until they announced restructuring. Now its back at .07, but i probably wont save it. USO down 10% again today.These kinds of ETFs rarely go up.

>>18622120
I’ve been posting on this site longer than you dude. I bet you love having your correct thread that’s nothing but autists spamming the other thread mixed with people talking about wsb.

>>18621258
USO is not a long term hold. you literally lose money as rollovers happen and oil goes up