/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18606871
based

>>18606871
You're about 10 seconds late anon. I made the other one but fuck it. we will keep this one on standby.

>>18606871
>Stock market Words
Sub 80 iq pasta

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I think you guys made a mistake. There's already a thread up

Link:
>>18605999
>>18605999


We can always come back to this one after the other is done though

>>18606871
Accumulate BAM. Low interest and shitty equity and credit markets are insanely bullish for them.

>my oil stocks are doing better than my bank stocks
*honk honk*

>>18606903
shit, you're taking yours down?
you were first

>>18606914
And filtered.

Uppies or downies lads?

This is a duplicate thread

There is already a stock market general thread up

ACTUAL GENERAL:
>>18605999
ACTUAL GENERAL:
>>18605999
ACTUAL GENERAL:
>>18605999

When we going back up again?
When is it going to be green?
When are the indexes going up?
When are stocks going up
Up

>>18606970
Downies, uppies and then downies for a bit before uppies again.

You can hear Jerome loading the bazooka

This is a duplicate thread

There is already a stock market general thread up

ACTUAL GENERAL:
>>18605999
ACTUAL GENERAL:
>>18605999
ACTUAL GENERAL:
>>18605999

>>18606907
>cunny

>>18606914
>>18606973
shut the fuck up nigger

Anyone of you guys do stims or something

Help me anons. Should I just hodl?

>>18607004
That’s how you know it’s the true clackbro , there’s always a little cunny in there.

>>18607011
well it's a duplicate thread. I don't want people to get confused. We already have one up.

just click and you'll be taken to the current stock market general
>>18605999

Green day tomorrow? There's no way we can have three fucking red days in a row now PPP Bill has all but been approved.

>>18607016
Holy shit when did you take these calls?

>>18606871

Use this one next time https://nhentai.net/tag/tax-evasion

I can't tell if closing the AMZN put for the 150% profit was the right move. I'm fucking all out of day trades and have to wait until Monday. I fucking hate it because this is when I do something full retard like go all in on some option and then have to hold it over night because I don't want to take the 90 day break.... Fuck it profit is profit.

T earnings tomorrow how do you all think they will fair?

>>18607028
Dude shut the fuck up. Nobody wants your autistic thread.
You notice how when we get duplicate threads it gets handled civilly? Then you come in with your absolute failure and nobody is fucking biting.

Fuck.
Off
Newfag

Dump

any News on USO???

Can ETF holder be forced to cover their liabilities?

>>18607064
>mfw I get a weeb to get his discord friends to samefag and clog /biz/ with SMGs all day

>>18607050
How do you not have 25k?

IT'S DEAD

>>18607070
no.

>>18607048
I don't know man. The days are all blending together. I can't do anything fun but I still gotta work. I'm losing the will to keep going here.

my dad said that options were defunded in order to combat the drop in price of oil. That's bullshit right?

>I was only pretending to be retarded

bears > bulls

>>18607028
go jerk off and come back. you'll cool off and stop being such a fag.

Trump's energy independence move will crash the economy because of shale oil companies loaded 2with debt. Saudis and Russia fucked America.

>>18607028

He says that he's not a newfag. lets see if he can even triforce


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>>18607142
nah I'll just post in both of your threads so we clog /biz/ up more. Good job overreacting because someone didn't post your precious sticky. Looks like you have the bad kind of autism that makes you dumb

>>18606871
I need to stop day trading 1DTE and 0DTE Options I keep getting burned even when I do well at buy at close sell at open.

>>18607145
Trump should feed Saudi Arabia to the Iranians.

>>18607141
Bears certainly have the bigger balls but the Bulls always win in the end.

>>18607016
Look at the theta on your contracts. That is how much money your contracts will lose each day you hold them. Price this information in to your decision making process

What do I buy right now. Quick.

BainBobo.png

>>18607184
a snickers

>>18607028
what a chad

>>186071
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>>18607160
>I'm not mad, you're mad!
kek

>>18607214
great job here too

>>18607160
AHAHAHAHA YOUR FAGGOT POSTS GOT DELETED LMAO NIGGER!

heh... thanks for the cash, bulltards

Deirdre Bosa, formerly Deirdre Wang Morris...
Taiwanese-Canadian
So basically the child of two fake countries.

>>18606983
>simping after worst girl and worst goddess
:|

>>18607064
>>18607142
stop feeding it...

I love jannies!

>>18607222
I'm not mad though. This is so weird it's funny
>/smg/ is on page 4
>no new thread
>I make a new one without the sticky
>people get mad and make duplicates despite there already being one
>this continues for hours
it's absurd that such a small thing gets so inside a person's skin

>>18607093
Cause I blow up my account like twice a quarter

>>18606871
I have 850 Calls on SPY expiring May through September. I’m going to make a couple million dollars

can this faggot baggie please post like a normal person. mentally impaired child mongoid

>>18607267
...no... you just donated money to whoever sold you those calls

>>18607267
RIP your money

>>18607051
Blood bath

What are you fine investors buying or selling tomorrow?

>>18607248
Bro your thread is the faggot duplicate one, cant you see? No one wants to reply to your shitty smg knockoff thread, now fuck off back to your cave, troglodyte

Hahaha UAL offering, like a biomeme.

Boeing and Tesla will announce earnings on 4/29. Boeing and Tesla will see similar lost sales. Boeing will dip on this news and Tesla will moon. Because Tesla investors are so accustomed to not making money

What stocks are going to have high quarterly earnings? I’m pissed I missed out on snapchat

>>18607241
>not baiting it out for entertainment until futures open
I guess. Maybe it'll be gone for when the futures open, but I think he'll be a fag until he's whacked with the hammer.
I also have a feeling futures are probably hair splitting but no big movement. The monkey might be the best we get tonight. maybe some 3D will inspire him to go

>>18607318
My current thread was made before the two that you and your friend made (totaling 3 generals). I kindly linked to the thread in your duplicate threads to prevent clogging.

>tfw you waste a weeb's time by just making a new thread when the bump limit is reached
How do I invest in this?

>>18607160
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE MY HALF-ASSED THREAD NOOOOOOOO

Lmao newfag smolspecs

>>18607317
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>>18607051
Well they did furlough employees and cut salaries so... Also european sales declining. Im shorting it.

>>18607364
Lol, guys please refrain from replying to him. Just a guy looking for attention

>>18607248
>I'm not mad guys!
>Spams his unwanted thread.
Seems he is in fact upset

>so you see, babe, all I had to do was make a new general after the last one reached it's bump limit but not copy the sticky.

>>18607372
>mohammad al-aryan

Seriously though. Could any of you fine gentlemen break down KO for me? I thought beating earnings was good. Please guys simplify this down for a forever poor retard... What the fug should I do with my coke options?

is MSFT fucked? i went all in at 171 this morning

here we go

>>18607305
>>18607314
I think he means he has 850 contracts with different strikes spread out between may and september. I mean you'd have to be full retard to be trying to flip an 850 strike.... If we do recover.... Which I think we're going for a w shaped recovery that will not really take off until mid july, so he' might just break even depending upon how his strikes are chosen. The time for SPY calls are coming, but not when VIX is this fucking high and premiums are through the roof and spreads are like as wide as your moms cunny.

>>18607390
I have a genuine question and I just want a genuine answer. Is newfag still commonly used on /a/? I never go on that board

Stop getting suckered into oil futures or oil ETFs. How many times must you newfags be told?

>>18607415
>The time for SPY calls are coming
yeah, probably not until may 10, at least.

>>18607417
You're not being treated seriously because on the last thread you acted like a fucking retard. And then on this thread you got filtered to hell and back because you ruined whatever reputation you had.
You wanna know how to handle this?
Lurk moar.
Notice any patterns here?
>2 new threads get made.
>One anon shrugs it off and directs people on the duplicate to this one.
>No arguing, no bitching, and no butthurt faggotry.
Try to learn instead of getting assblasted that nobody pays attention to you.

>>18607410
No it went from $165 to $185 before the pandemic, right after their earnings. It will go back up.
I'm just glad that I bought XOM and didn't get temped to play with weird oil ETFs

USO moves 20% holdings into July contracts, 5% into August

>>18607365
Nice selfie, faggot.

People losing money on oil and energy are owning the wrong oil and energy stocks

Mostly boring day. My purchases for puts on BYND and SPCE expired (not gonna pay retail price)

>>18607458
I just read the first 3 words of your post but thought "why should I finish reading this?" and stopped. But you just finished reading my entire post.

>he didn't load up on TQQQ before close
lmao

>>18607184
KOS

>>18607473
thanks boo

INTC 52/51 Put Credit Spread 4/24

Making a quick %15

>>18607480
>People give me respect and actually answer me but I'm such a colossal faggot that I don't give the same respect in kind.
And you're cut off. Auto filtered. Auto ignored in the future.
Faggot.

>>18607481
>he didn't load up on SQQQ before close
keke

>>18607458
Are you retarded? You're arguing with a guy who has spent his whole day wasting people's time on 4chan. Just leave him alone and he'll stop

The stock market has been pretty fucking boring since all the ETF and index fund managers make all everything go up or down at the same time

>>18607508
Bruh I didn't read that either but why you'd read this?

>>18607508
i wonder how much money he's lost. maybe it's Digimarine PTSD

>>18607513
I gotta admit. I'm a little retarded. I try helping the kids out and talking reason to them. What can I say? It's my nature to try and point them in the right direction.

>>18607525
Damn I love huge tits. No tit girls are so boring to fuck. Very little to work with, you know?

For me? It's COP CVX PSX EPD. It's ADP PAYX. Value at a discount. Simple as.

>>18607542
its a fucking drawing you degenerate retard

>>18607549
>CVX
>discount

I told you niggers USO would shut down and you didn't listen. You niggers bought it. What more can i do?

>>18607549
my CVX $77 5/1 puts disagree with you

>>18607554
hey man, I'm actually on no fap. Started Sunday so today makes it day 3. I'm very against porn, morally.

But big tits are great.

>>18607379
They own HBO, MAX has launched whilst everyone is stuck indoors, I think it will crab

>>18607549
I will currently only buy and hold a stock iff P/E =1 or 2 and has no debt.

>>18607542
>>>/e/
come back when futures open. post 2D milkies for those nofap and anti-anime retards from yesterday

Can we have less retarded threads tomorrow please? Also, can USO please crash to $0.50 overnight so I can make some money off my puts?

So if this twitter post is to be believed, he's gonna start bailing out the oil and gas industry.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252591306028785667

Here is my thoughts on BAM, anyone got something to refute my thesis?

BAM is excellently poised to take advantage of this downturn, more capital flow to alternative investments. And that capital is looking to take advantage of trends. Trends brookfield has been studying for the past decade. They spend 6 years in india waiting for the perfect time to invest, they bided their time in 2019, turning down inflated deals and buying oaktree because they knew what was coming. And now that it came?

Brookfield stands to benefit from low interest rates worldwide as that means the cost of capital is lower, and will be in a great position for further acquisitions of distressed companies. Bear markets are opportunities for the patient.

If people want returns, they won't go to the banks, they won't go to bonds, and the wealthy (who hate volatility) won't look to pure equities, you know where they'll look? BAM. It's that simple.

who /fastmoney/ rn?

>>18607542
This is what a 12 year old preteen says to convince others about his masculinity

>>18607574
nice blog post

>RTX 25%
>HII 25%
>BA 15%
>CACI 10%
>NOC 10%
>LMT 10%
>SOLX 3%
>JNJ 2%

how am i looking boys?

>>18607051
fare*

left or right?

>>18607539
>made bank on TVIX today
>wasted HOURS of people's life that they'll never get back
>my employer offered everyone a month of full pay off when corona started up and I'm just trading and shitposting

KING BABY WOOOOOOOO

>>18607592
AH! I knew Donnie wouldn't let me down.

>>18607592
>We will never let the great U.S. Oil & Gas Industry down. I have instructed the Secretary of Energy and Secretary of the Treasury to formulate a plan which will make funds available so that these very important companies and jobs will be secured long into the future!

Looking bullish. Buying calls tomorrow pre opening.

For me, it’s pear shaped women.

>>18607592
More debt bubbles. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

>>18607583
why p/e literally doesnt matter. zoom turned out to be a value and it has a p/e of 1700. I can see if the p/e is above 10000 or something that is a problem but under that it is no big deal.

>>18607549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_szaREAEw1Q&t=2204s

XOM is superior

Can we expect a bounce back tomorrow or more of the same

ARE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT BULLSHIT? THIS ISN'T /BULLSHITGENERAL/ SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO FIX THESE FUCKING COLA OPTIONS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA A A A A A AA A A A A A A A

Crossed is so good to read, but in post apocalyptic terms, probably the worst place to be in and trying to survive.

>>18607604
Need a body shot of the right one. Bet she’s got a fat ass.

I think tomorrow is going to be red, red, red. The Senate passed the bill and the market may as well have said 'Yeah, so?' Look at the SPY chart, downtrend not broken. Maybe futures react to the bill, we'll see.

>>18607601
Too exposed to defense. Get some BAM

What math do I need to figure out if its better to sell and reinvest, or hold?

>>18607640
crossed is pretty shitty. It's just edgy to the nth degree for the sake of being edgy. Cool magazine covers though.

>>18607625
>zoom turned out to be a value

>>18607570
i would not be surpriced if they had to close down

>>18607640
yeah i really like it :)

>>18607604
Left without a doubt, I wanna fuck that hair up

>>18607635
kys

>>18607592
Interesting to see that Trump became a socialist the very second boomer portfoilios got threatened.
>>18607625
Zoom's crash will be biblical.

>>18607652
Why would futures react to the bill after?

The bill was meaningless to the stocks because thus time it was actually mostly for real economy.

>>18607625
Don't buy Zoom. For the love of God, don't buy Zoom. I mean if you're a speculator, sure, but don't go long.

It's a very shitty app that got lucky in securing contracts and will be promptly forgotten about after. It's not doing anything that other big names couldn't already do with existing software.

Plus many colleges already had default conference software they're using for classes which I've seen work better

>>18607683
They're only free market capitalism as long as their system remains intact. The instant that it's threatened boom. Socialism time.

>>18607677
>Keep Your Shares
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OPTIONS BRO?

>>18607632
TQQQ will moon hope you loaded up

>>18607699
I'm pretty sure that was a joke?
Zoom reeks of fraud and has no moat. What retard would hold that shit?

>>18607699
yeah i've been using it for therapy and it shits the bed almost every session.
not impressed

>>18607596
Since when is admiring huge knockers bad?

>>18607699
Yeah. There is nothing special about zoom that cannot be replicated lol.

Will SPY hit 283 before 4/29? Y/N

>>18607737
so microsoft will unfuck skype?

>>18607715
your parents are ashamed of you

>>18607745
Nope

>>18607728
I was watching Varney and he casually mentioned how Zoom will offer a premium feature where it livestreams a goat during calls. That's it. Zoom is so in over its head lmao

>What retard would hold that shit?
18 year old investors who only invest in brands they know.

>>18607729
What anime does your therapist watch?

>>18607751
kek, now that would be a miracle

>>18607751
>Microsoft
>fixing anything

Lol

>>18607745
That date is when Boeing and Tesla will post earnings. The big movers of the Dow and Nasdaq. So if they tank they could pull the SPY with them

>>18607763
>hate anime but love the original Baki the Grappler series
>no one else has ever watched it
:(

>>18607736
Not bad... just tasteless and immature. You just haven't learned to appreciate lolis yet. Don't worry, your pp will eventually find its way.

>>18607751
What's even wrong with skype? My company is moving everything to teams and it fucking sucks. I miss skype

>>18607778
pedophilia is an antisocial mental disorder. Pedophiles are better dead than normalized.

>>18607625
Here is a you because the bait might have gotten someone to go long on zoom

>>18607777
What a fucking waste of quads

Once SPCE hits $12 this week I am going all in on buying 1 month $20 calls.

Thoughts?

>>18607736
It's not, but saying that aloud out of nowhere just makes it seem you're trying to act manlier than you really are or just trying to cover up your homosexuality.

>>18607794
cool it with the anti semitic remarks

>>18607819
based

Greater Wynnewood exotic animal park.

>>18607778
Footfags are the worst. All of these great fetishes, and you choose feet.

>$10,000 in "set it and forget it" boomer tier roth 401k split between 4 mutual funds
>$600 (six hundred) in TD ameritrade that I use to buy and sell memes posted here

Am I doing it right?

>>18607816
probably viable given its meme potential

I told you guys yesterday about SNAP calls

Who listened?

>>18607817
projecting?

>>18607751
They still haven't unfucked their previous products. MS software has been fucking carbage since XP.

just checked, for some reason my NRZ shares gained over 6k today. the fuck happened?

>>18607816
Tesla is massively overvalued as a car company but SpaceX is probably the front runner right now. I don't understand how someone places a price point on SPCE

>>18607542
catch a whiff of a girls butthole and you will never be the same again.

>>18607697
Sometimes that's just how it goes, the market waits to see what future traders think before moving one way or another especially when it happens within an hour of the market opens. The market still has 2 hours left remaining,and I'm assuming Trump has a 6pm press conference set as usual.

>>18607794
It's an aesthetic, not an age. I don't and would not condone any illegal activity.

>>18607768
>>18607775
>>18607787
you just wish something would happen kek. maybe we'll get an AMD-esque company to rock theses complacent bastards.

>>18607787
I haven't had to suffer through teams. Glad to know what I can look forward to.

>>18606871
>tfw literally all my money has gone into stocks, leaving me with nothing in my bank account, forcing me to gradually max out my credit card

I just bought a bike, frens.

>>18607858
>It's an aesthetic, not an age
regardless, it's too dangerous to be normalized. Social taboos keep that shit in the dark where it belongs.

>>18607868
please don't be /wsb/ tier stupid. Right now, by far, the smartest decision for the average person is to pay down all of their debts

>>18607171
They ksa and trump have the same master anon.

>>18607850
Pure speculation and that fact that it's a meme, see
>>18607839


This thing was about to hit 50 before this corona bullshit happened. When business gets forced back online it will take off once again.

Don't get me wrong it will be totally overvalued and pumped, but that pump will happen nonetheless, so might as well make money off it.

>>18607868
You are on the path to doing it right. You should be living off the credit card for points and keeping all cash in the market, settling funds at the end of the month to pay off the card. Don’t hold dollars.

>>18607855
Futures will most certainly pump at first, they always do after market closes low.

>>18607849
Did you buy for the divvies or swing trading?

>i bought NFLX calls

>>18607887
I live in the city and if SHTF I need to be able to escape quickly. It’s also a nice reason to get out the house and exercise. Besides, our economy is about to collapse, so there is a chance I won’t have to pay back my debt when banks start failing.

>>18607887

>aggressively pay down all of your debts in the middle of the greatest dip buying opportunity of this generation, while hyperinflation could possibly kick in later this year and eat into debts itself

Can you shut the fuck up please. Paying down your debts is generally good but no, this is the exact opposite of a good time to pay debts. If anything you have a way better chance of being forgiven debts in this climate.

>>18607831
Take $580 of the meme money and start using it on meme options

gonna try to guess my own post no.
>>18607945

>>18606871
Why are there four fucking breads?

>>18607887
>pay down
just make sure there's no CC and nothing going unpaid. There's no need to be aggressive on loans right now, cash is tight, everyone is begging for loans and cash. hold onto cash and balance out your debt. We might have an inflationary period coming up. take advantage of soon to be dropping prices in real estate or rent - you need cash for that.

>>18607940
not even forgiven. you're going to want cash to secure loans and the likes. Debt is a powerful tool, use it well!

>>18607843
how much did you make

>>18607955
During trading, the general was past the bump-limit and already on page 4. I made a new one but didn't bother copying the sticky. It made some dude very ass mad and he kept competing with me to make new threads whenever I made a new thread but with the sticky

Now I have one that I made and 2 of theirs lmao

>>18607712
National -socialism time. We aren’t giving gibs to illegals

>>18607955
A retarded newfag keeps making them without getting banned

>>18607915
> Always
Where were you the day futures limit downed in 5 minutes? That was following a red day.

Hey look. A documentary about a lot of the denizens here on Apr 27 on amazon. Bullish?
>>18607940
If you have a house, you remortgage with a fixed rate. Credit card debt is unlikely to be forgiven by gibbs.

>>18607955
ask 6D6Gvwlz

>>18607968
just admit you spazzed out like a spergy autist

>>18608012
Make that 25, tripfaggot

16% on spy puts today. Should I sell and reinvest or let it ride?

>>18608024
here we go... can he keep it up until futures?

>>18607775
Doesn't matter, they have tons of cash in reserve.

>>18607962

There is literally no benefit to paying down your debt right now vs. any normal time. If anything the chips are down for lenders in this kind of recession climate. That's it.

>>18608024
>make 1 thread
>angry weebs make 2 at the same time so people don't post in mine
>now we have 3

yes. I was the sperg (^:

>>18607968
based

"Reopening the economy" is such a fucking myth. We need testing upwards of a million/day to be able to identify and isolate the green vs. red zones in order to selectively lift quarantines.

Not to mention even if next month all quarantines were suddenly lifted, many people will just continue to self-quarantine or at the very least will not go back to previous spending habits. I know for one I'm not planning on going into a fucking movie theater anytime soon lol

what kind of profit margins you think you could pull on something like this?

>>18608062
And also assuming people even CAN go back to previous spending habits even if they wanted to (which they don't). Tens of millions of jobs lost, 20+% unemployment coming, individuals and companies alike saddled to their ears with debt. And this time there won't be a China coming to the rescue to buy up all the US debt like they did in '08.

Face the fucking music

>>18607986
Well that evening started free falling, ended free falling and continued free falling. I was shorting it. Today is a semi normal day still with resistance below

>>18608043
Best

>>18608069
this has got to be a joke, r-right

mnuchin just walked out, trumpo speaking soon

>>18607850
Tesla's shareprice is gonna be insane when starship is running. People will see it and FOMO into tesla at even more alarming rates to get into the company/man who will be running the outer space economy. I can see 1.5k easy.

oh my god birx is fucking hot today.

>>18608058
Try it some time when you have free time. I'm serious. When someone hasn't made a new thread and we're past the bump limit, just make a thread without the sticky, link it, and see what happens.

I guarantee you will be entertained.

>>18608069
>Amazon Prime

What the fug.

>>18608062
This is also the reason why cases are not going up.

>>18607968
Please bake properly. If we were so far beyond the limit there is no good reason the sticky wasn't ready to be included with the bake. People also need to communicate. If you're hanging around for a while and you have a stiff pecker to bake then see if a baker is needed.
Some of you Oil! newfags would also do well to simply turn around and go the fuck back to where you came from.

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>>18608043
just wind him up and watch him go

holy shit trump just had a mini stroke.

>>18608069
Jesus

silence, the god emperor is speaking.

>>18608084
>>18608095

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11602648/

>>18608100
>bake

>>18608050
>If anything the chips are down for lenders in this kind of recession climate. That's it.
I would argue against that. The consumer is likely to see a tightening of underwriting guidelines from those lenders. We're fortunate enough to have many over-leveraged people getting their asses handed to them that even with the stricter guidelines that there will still be many good opportunities. It's definitely not just the lenders, and we're not going to see it for a few months. save your paychecks and trumpbux fellow goys.

>>18608069
can't we sue them?

DOO closed green today like a BOSS MAN WINNER.

>>18608069
(((Moyer)))

>Trump starts by revising old info

Okay no new info coming

>>18608062
You underestimate the amount of people who don't give a shit and want to get back to work and play as regularly scheduled.

did orange man just say "ink is drying"

>>18607955
I admit I made one of those threads. But the one I made is on standby until this one hits bump limit.

>>18608030
cash out until we break 271 or 293 and downtrend.

「US Oil Fund drops 25% after changing structure again as popular ETF tries to stave off collapse」:https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/04/21/usos-benchmark-is-the-near-month-crude-oil-futures-contract-traded-on-the-nymex-if-the-near-month-futures-contract-is-within-two-weeks-of-expiration-the-benchmark-will-be-the-next-month-contract-to-ex.html
USO moved its money to August contract and will be able to move to whatever months its like and stopped issuing new share if I am reading correctly
Didn't it just fundamentally changed the nature of USO? How can they do this so easily?

>>18608156
No, you misheard. He said
>Link is dying

>>18608165
why do you jerk off off to kids?

>the US's South China Sea statement mentions protecting oil
WE'RE GOING TO WAR FOR REAL THIS TIME
LOCKHEED MARTIN GOING TO 1000

PEE PEE PEE.

>>18608177
Why am I aroused and contemplating smashing that buy button?

>>18608143
you underestimate the sheer amount of disruption this shutdown has caused. many people are fucking leveraged to the TITS. Unless they're getting big business interruption claims paidout, they're fucked. We're might even see some claims for reinsurance.

>>18608177
Because during a national emergency the laws don't do anything.

>>18608118
ftp://ftp.hownew.ru

>>18608192
now that's a post!

>>18607936
> Banks
> Failing

It's like some never learn

>>18608203
Are these /a/ things you're saying? I go on a few boards but no one uses the word newfag anymore or the word bake.

>>18608178

>>18608069
Cringe
Why do I associate with you losers?

>>18608106
reading thru the thread at first I hated him but now he's grown on me. I'm actually enjoying watching him go.

>>18608193

>>18607632
Green day. Zognald is loading up on shale so the boomers dont go broke. His internal polling must be terrible >>18608096
They just rose 8% in my county overnight with a 12% death rate. Heart of ziondon land too

>>18608228
we know you're a /pol/faggot. c'mon now

didnt sell my spy at 286 boys its now 274 :%)

>>18608196
Can I get a source on that cow?

>>18608069
that's a joke right

don't make me fucking google this

>>18608274
It's real

>>18608254
>a new ID replies to me
are you guys in a discord call or something? You keep repeating newfag and /pol/

>>18608287
holy fuck

I've been on this website too long

>>18608274

>>18608305
Your meds wearing off then?

>>18607542
Fuck u made me lose brain cells as if I thought i couldn't lose more being a brainlet

>>18608143
I understand that but also see: >>18608073
A great many people won't be able to fuck around racking up credit card bills they way they were anymore

But I agree that when quarantines lift we'll see somewhat of a surge of economic activity again. Markets will rally on this thinking the lows are in. But it will be followed by another surge in corona. It may turn out to be the biggest dead cat bounce you've ever seen

>>18608308
>2009

>futures
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18608308
Yep.... 05 here. 15 years too long...

>>18608316
stop sperging

>>18608322
>tfw 2005
>tfw no face

>>18608327

BEARS BTFO

COVER SHORTS NOW

>>18608327
dumb OOOOOOOO poster

>>18608344
>get worried as fuck
>open the futures
>+0.25%

don't worry me like that, dumb bull

>>18608327
based

>>18608272
>what is image search
should be right there.

>>18608305
I've been shitting on you already. in this very thread, and probably yesterday too you stupid nofap.

>>18608322
i started lurking in '08
>tfw just cancelled prime
damn. someone send a rip or mirror.

>>18607929
>buying calls at all time high during a depression
Bruh

>>18608344
Futures are already dropping.
New zealand markets just opened.

>>18608368
>damn. someone send a rip or mirror.


>so you see, babe, you just go to google and type in the name of the movie or tv show you want to watch and "online free" and click the first result

>>18608069
Any exploding vans in this one?

>>18608322
>>18608342
>tfw part of this shithole since 2008

>>18608337
>>18608322
>>18608342
Trapped here since 07. Why god
>at least I don’t visit b or pol anymore

>>18608105
ITS REAL
https://www.fxstreet.com/news/cme-to-allow-listing-of-negative-oil-options-effective-from-april-22-202004212155

>>18608374
green pocket rocket on S&P

Interesting volume as offshores move into the futures market.

>>18608400
/b/ used to be good until like 2011. Not every thread was a porn thread and people tried to be clever with their posts.

/tv/ is kind of like old /b/.

Why is my folio so based

>>18608400
>doesn't get news from /pol/
Pleb.

>>18608421
>Gets news from /pol/
Sounds like your life sucks bro

Didn't we open up green yesterday in futures and then tank by the next day?

>>18608421
/pol/ got shitty a few years back. Everyone there has a room temperature IQ and I argued with people that kosher salt wasn't a jewish conspiracy.

Once you take the NRx pill, /pol/ gets left behind.

>>18608440
Sounds like you're a seething redditor.

>>18608420
>USO
>1 share

defend yourself nigga

>>18608400
When the hell did the first wave of dial-a-soap spam start? That's when I first came here. Has it been years, decades? Help me to recollect.

>>18608421
>>18608440
>>18608450
I stopped going on /pol/ 2 weeks ago and my life has unironically improved. All it is now is demoralization/slide threads.

So this might be a mistake but...
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/cme-direct/registration.html#additionalUserRegistration

You can actually trade using the CME front end...

>>18608457
>>18608421
leave anime and porn behind. Your life will improve immensely. It's no coincidence that every m2f tranny out there is obsessed with anime, deviant porn, and video games.

futures big ups

>>18608472
Been here since the "Emo and Proud" spam.

>>18608421
4/pol/ is absolute garbage and shit tier redditors who cannot hold a real discussion
also edgelord teens who think they're cool for posting on "le altbread site"

>>18608472
HOW DID YOU NOT GET BANNED FOR THIS

Fresh bred
>>18608482
>>18608482
>>18608482

>>18608473
Fringe politics attracts losers. I'm still /pol/-tier in politics but I'm smart enough to realize that lifting weights and reading books will do more for me than saving doomsday infographics to my computer

>>18608420
>DAL
Get ready for an offering

>>18608485
>Big ups
>0.32%

>>18608363
>>18608421
>>18608457
Is this actually your room you weird nazi larper?
>>18608481
what do you all day? I mean aside viciously shitpost

>>18608497
amen brah, I'm in the same boat

>>18608488
>Implying any of the jannies are older than 16 and remember what this means.

>>18607915
Told you.

Might not last for long though.

>>18608308
Also an '05 here, still have every picture I've ever saved

>>18608392
these blue chip streaming sites and the EU have almost killed it all. i miss it

>>18608481
maybe if you're weak minded.

>>18608491
AAAAAAA WE ALREADY HAVE >>18606867

>>18608450
So you chose monarchy over fascism, natsoc, and communism. What led you to this anon? Am actually curious.

>>18608537
Nah it's fine. I made that and I really don't care man.
>>18608491
This is the right bread

>>18608488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvoX_62n5kA

>>18608552
at least the futures are slow enough where we're not all freaking out. I hope we don't have this happen tomorrow, kek

>>18608503
>nazi
dilate

>>18608710
you first you tranny nazi larper

>>18608761
>this amount of desperate projection
Leftypol, everyone knows you're faggots.

>>18608830
jokes on you faggot, I don't post on pol and don't give a shit about politics outside of what pertains to the markets.

>>18608830
>you have to be on the American political left to call out dumb incel weebs on the internet
Hopefully you're dumb enough to die for Israel in the coming conflicts too.

Just bought $6000 of SLCA today boys, in a year I'll be thinking about you guys from my yacht.