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>> No.18605234

FIRST FOR CUNNY

>> No.18605240
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18605240

>oil stocks going up
haha stocks

>> No.18605242

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0kDV6wbIxo

>> No.18605245

what is that retards problem

are we dumping or pumping eod

>> No.18605248

>me trying to explain to a bunch of permabulls how bad this is

>>18604622
Yeah ever since we learned that COVID-19 was like 100 9/11's then everyone had to stay home and everyone died, in this timeline there was no Team America to save us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZcZ6eJoxeE>>18605064

>> No.18605251

Why did you just make this thread? There's already one that was made before yours.

Actual new thread
>>18604243
>>18604243
>>18604243

>> No.18605254
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18605254

I love black girls.

>> No.18605257

>>18605251
fuck off back to your containment thread newfag

>> No.18605259
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18605259

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS

>> No.18605258

>>18605251
No fuck that thread.

>> No.18605267

>>18605251
Fuck off

>> No.18605271

shopify going to 800?

>> No.18605275 [DELETED] 

>>18605258
>>18605257
>continually making threads AFTER a new one is already made
stop clogging the catalog. FUCK

Actual new thread
>>18604243 (You) (Cross-thread)
>>18604243 (You) (Cross-thread)
>>18604243 (You) (Cross-thread)

>> No.18605278

QUICK
WHAT BUY?

>>18605251
>aboslutely seething newfag
lmao

>> No.18605282

>>18605251
i pray to god you're just trying to troll and fucking suck dick at it, kys

>> No.18605285

>>18605251
Fuck off back to r*ddit nigger

>> No.18605286
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18605286

How about we stop spaz out and talk real investment strategy talk.
I think I am waiting for a new dip to the bottom. Q2 doesn't look good at all.

>> No.18605291

>>18605275
No, fuck off to your newfag thread you absolute retard.

>> No.18605299

>>18605275
absolutely seething

buy SRS btw

>> No.18605308

>>18605286
just buy and sell dips.

>> No.18605310

>>18605275
God damn you are a dumb fucking newfag

>> No.18605318

>>18605254
gross

>> No.18605334
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18605334

What does this mean?

>> No.18605332 [DELETED] 

NEW THREAD (this thread's OP made a second one on purpose)
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NEW THREAD (this thread's OP made a second one on purpose)
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NEW THREAD (this thread's OP made a second one on purpose)
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NEW THREAD (this thread's OP made a second one on purpose)
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NEW THREAD (this thread's OP made a second one on purpose)
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>> No.18605339
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18605339

So this was just a 2% dip and crab day? I was getting a little bit exited. Tomorrow is red too, right?

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>>18605254
>dozens of girls
>not one of them asian
Where do you think you are, lol?

>> No.18605364

either it's going to 85 or someone is scamming the retard gamblers on rddit

>> No.18605369

Did you really make a second general after one was already made?

>> No.18605377

>>18605339
jerome told me tomorrow is green.
trump signed an executive order that declared 3 red days in a row is illegal

>> No.18605382

>>18605332
Eat shit and filtered.

>> No.18605392

>>18605369
absolutely seething samefag kek

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>>18605359
Asians are memes.

>> No.18605399

>>18605382
Just stop making new threads on purpose after you see I already made one. You've done this all day.

>> No.18605402
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18605402

where did all these newfaggots come from?

>> No.18605410

>>18605399
Fuck off. Filtered.

>> No.18605416

>>18605392
?

>> No.18605426
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18605426

WEWWWWW look at this fucking newfag

doesn't know that spamming is bannable

>>18605402
/pol/ and leddit, jannies are sleeping on the "job" again

>> No.18605429

>>18605395
There are a lot of naturally pretty ones, but god damn are there a lot of naturally dog ugly ones

Anyway, I’m all in on SPXS since casinos are closed
>>18605402
Cross board poorfags

>> No.18605432

This is the actual current thread
>>18604243

Everyone ignore this thread.

>> No.18605434

>>18605332
Holy shit what a newfag

>> No.18605441

>>18605402
>newfaggots
>implying everybody who doesn't want to follow your brainless tradition is a newfag
Op pasta is garbage and low quality. It only appeals to the lowest iqlets and that's why all the threads are shit.

>> No.18605460
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18605460

Buy Unilever

>> No.18605463

>>18605432
Learn to make a proper thread, newfag

>> No.18605474

Any leaf bros buy today? Im still holding onto the energy sector. Trudeau mentioned this morning a stimulus to help out our oil dependent companies.

Mainly i'm holding SU, CNQ, IPL, and CVE.

Any leafs watching other sectors and have some news to share?

>> No.18605485

>>18605432
stop

>> No.18605488 [DELETED] 

>>18605441
I'm genuinely convinced this is one guy samefagging. All of the sudden people people are simultaneously saying "newfag" and "filtered." Hardly anyone uses newfag anymore and magically multiple people are saying it at once? The power of autism.

ACTUAL THREAD: >>18604243
ACTUAL THREAD: >>18604243

>> No.18605511

>>18605488
Fuck off with your 4 figure portfolio holy shit you are autistic.

>> No.18605512

>>18605488
Newfag

>> No.18605517

>>18605488
Newfag is a common term. Not sure what you're talking about. He's just butthurt about his op pasta and wants to feel special.

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>>18605299
>SRS

This is SRS vs. DRV

honestly this isn't the shit I want to short. AMT is great I wish I'd bought it but it never dips.

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>>18605488
>imaging getting mad over threads on a kyrgyzstan goat cheese review board

>> No.18605540

>>18605488
Newfag has never gone out of use you N E W F A G

>> No.18605544

>>18605432
>>>/pol/
You need to go back.
Filtered.

>> No.18605552 [DELETED] 

>>18605525
I just make threads when they auto-sage. The only person mad is someone making a second one after I make mine just because I didn't use his sticky lmao. I'm trying to keep the catalog from getting clogged by this autist.

ACTUAL THREAD: >>18604243 (You) (Cross-thread)
ACTUAL THREAD: >>18604243 (You) (Cross-thread)

>> No.18605553

>>18605522

That’s a good reminder to always compare etf holdings

Read up newfags

>> No.18605590

Make a trip so I can filter you
Thanks

SPY 240 EOW

>> No.18605611

>>18605460
UN or UL?

Kinda wanna buy SJM but this is a paltry "dip"

>> No.18605614

>>18605590
You can filter by ID

>> No.18605616

>>18605590
Double based

>> No.18605626

>>18605552
fuck off wannabee jannie kek

>> No.18605632 [DELETED] 

ACTUAL THREAD: >>18604243
ACTUAL THREAD: >>18604243

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ACTUAL THREAD: >>18604243
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>> No.18605636

>>18605460
‘No’

>> No.18605657

>>18605626
These newfags come flying in and think that there's nothing to an smg thread despite this being one of the longest running continuous threads on this board. With a specific purpose and unwritten rules of giving resources. They come from /pol/ where the fuckers have a president trump general and fuck all gets carried over.

>> No.18605684

>>18605632
You’re fucking ruining the board. Fuck off.

>> No.18605710

>>18605684
you deliberately made a second stock market general despite seeing there was already one made before yours.

>> No.18605728

SPY FUCKING DRILLING

>> No.18605744

>want to buy more MRK
>OH BOY A 5% DIP
>$78.25
>my basis is $71.43

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18605684
that's literally his goal, stop replying to him
ruining shit is why they come here, he's laughing his ass off eating his mom's breakfast cereal and ignoring his summer reading for 5th grade next year.

>> No.18605752

>>18605728
Its crabbing now before the EOD pump

>> No.18605774
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18605774

SPY FUCKING CRABBING

>> No.18605779

>>18605752
there will be no eod pump
crab til close

>> No.18605785
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18605785

looks like a solid sell signal for gold

>> No.18605790

>>18605710
Dude nobody wants to go to your shit tier newfag thread fuck off. You can't even fucking make a thread worth a damn and you leave out the essentials for the generals.
Jesus fucking christ. A new one was made because your shit efforts are not the /smg/ they're you not knowing what the fuck you are doing and shitting up this place.

Go the fuck away.

>> No.18605808

>>18605474
I'm out of CAD altogether and prefer putting my money on nasdaq/s&p500 stocks. Stimulus is going to ruin everything and they can't even remotely afford a fraction of what's needed. CAD is going to go to shit imo and canada will probably not recover this decade.

>> No.18605814
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18605814

THE DEPRESSION HAS STARTED

>> No.18605816

LMAO WTF WAS THAT FUCKING CANDLE AHAHAHAHAA

>> No.18605820
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18605820

SELLOFF TIME!

>> No.18605829

TOS ISN'T EVEN WORKING RIGHT NOW I CAN'T EVEN SEE THIS FIGHT

>> No.18605830

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHEEEEEESSS SEEELLLINNNNGGGGGG

>> No.18605831
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18605831

mother

>> No.18605833

>>18605611
I have UN but it doesnt really matter

>> No.18605842
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18605842

WTF IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA__

>> No.18605849

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18605860

He bought?

>> No.18605881

under 23000 eod

>> No.18605882
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18605882

Holy fuck is this market fragile lmao

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18605890

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

>> No.18605908
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18605908

>>18605785
>'The Fed wouldn't download a car'

>> No.18605920

God I want to fuck Sara Eisen in the mouth

>> No.18605925
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18605925

>NETFLIX

>> No.18605927

i warned you

>> No.18605929

Break 23k I dare you.

>> No.18605932

I've got a red dildo with expanding volume here! Who ordere the red dildo with expanding volume? Come get it!

>> No.18605934

COME ON BABY FINISH BELOW 23k!!!!!

>> No.18605935

Jesus Netflix is closing strong I might turn this put into a spread to reduce risk

>> No.18605942

>>18605920
yes.
post quality sarahs

>> No.18605944

PUMP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.18605957
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>>18605929
I just miss the 3000 down days.
THOSE were fun.

>> No.18605961
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18605961

COME ON SUB 23K YOU NIGGER MARKET

>> No.18605962

WHY IS NETFLIX DUMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE EARNINGS!! did shit leak or something? do people know they were bad

>> No.18605964

>>18605904
kek who cares it's RH if I go negative i'll just delete the app

>> No.18605969
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18605969

Gentlemen.

>> No.18605970

>5/15 251 puts
>4/22 277 call
yeah im comfy

>> No.18605971

>>18605488
it's just a bunch of immigrants. anyway, where's the pump bro

>> No.18605978
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18605978

>>18605217
Welcome to the dark clown market anons, strap in and get read to blast off to the M̴̗̭̎͋̾͌̈́̃̌̄̏̈́̿͠͝͝O̸̳̯͔̟̖̣͎̤̾́͋̃̀͆͋́̏̚Ǫ̶̠̩̫̥̗̺͉̯̠̌͗͛͜Ṇ̶̛͚̞̹̺̿͋̃̓̈́̊͝

>> No.18605981

WHY IS IT BOUNCING BACK UP

>> No.18605985

just sold to close JCP +$0.27

WE'RE BACK BULLS

>> No.18605991

>>18605969
GO AWAY NOT NOW

>> No.18605993

STILL OVERBOUGHT
KEEP DUMPING
I WANT MORE CHEAPIES

>> No.18605997

F

>> No.18606002
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18606002

CNBC LADIES ARE CUUUUUUTE

>> No.18606007

Netflix is overpriced and overhyped
I don't believe that this quarantine brought that more netflix subscribers.
It will dump hard once the quarantine is lifted. Mind you that might be a long time.

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>> No.18606016

Anyone got some fake bill Mitchell tweets?

>> No.18606026

let the show begin

>> No.18606030

>that 3:59:59 SELL VOLUME
ahahahahahaaaaaaa

>> No.18606035

>>18605883
Moron. The Fed never propped up stocks. They backstopped a total collapse of the bond market by buying junk bonds. This bear market rally has nothing to do with the Fed directly, rather than just retarded bulls like you thinking the market will go up because the most historic event since WW2 with unknown repercussions is somehow "priced in" and that JPOW's magic money printer will keep your bags alive.

You bulls tell me not to bet against the Fed, but what makes you think "the economy is totally fucked, but the government will surely bail them out and JPOW will print so much money that SPY will go to 300" is a good play to make? You laugh at bears for betting on total collapse and yet you bet on the fact that "too big to fail" is somehow a good strategy while completely misunderstanding what the Fed is currently doing because you base your information on stupid memes like BRRRRRRRRRR.

Don't bet against the Fed? How about don't bet on the government having everything under control?

>> No.18606036

Market closed! Dow down to 23019

>> No.18606039

>>18606008
please stop doing this

>> No.18606046

>>18605962
what part of everyone is broke as fuck now do you not understand

>> No.18606048
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18606048

HALLIBURTON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18606049
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18606049

NETFLIX POST MARKET +6 HOLYSHIT

>> No.18606053

kek is that Mnuchin doing the closing bell?

>> No.18606060

>>18605969
i, for one, welcome our crab overlords

>> No.18606061

>>18606008
Fuck off faggot

>> No.18606064
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18606064

>that fucking volume
the stress is getting to me bros

>> No.18606069

>Holding 1DTE Put on Spy that I already lost money on today
I'm in danger!

>> No.18606071

>>18606007
they'll go through the fucking roof if they ever stop people from sharing passwords

>> No.18606073 [DELETED] 

N E W _ T H R E A D

>>18605999
N E W _ T H R E A D

>>18605999
N E W _ T H R E A D

>>18605999
N E W _ T H R E A D

>>18605999
N E W _ T H R E A D

>>18605999

>> No.18606075

>>18606049
Why wasn't that priced in? I thought everything was priced in.

>> No.18606076
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18606076

Bought 14 05/01 VXX $100 calls @ .09 lets go baby

>> No.18606081

>>18606073

fuck off retard your thread sucks

do it right or not at all

>> No.18606084

holy fucking shit netflix literally jumped 5% in one tick

>> No.18606086

>>18606008
please use a trip so i can filter you

>> No.18606090

is it fucking retarded for me to hold UCO? I bought 250 shares at 2.48 and it split, well now it’s worth a whopping $140. I’m preparing to hold forever, but could it ever reach back to $100 with this split?

>> No.18606091

>>18606049
kek wtf

>> No.18606094

>>18606049
The earnings can't be that good, right?

>> No.18606100

the fact that we didnt had a big move in either direction at close like in the past week is a concern

>> No.18606101
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18606101

FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX FUCKING NETFLIX

>> No.18606102

WHICH THREAD IS IT

>> No.18606103

>he sold

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Official /smg/ thread
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>> No.18606106

Just sold my MRO to buy more RTX and KTOS how fucked am I?

>> No.18606115

>>18606102
The one with a properly made OP of course.

>> No.18606119

i want to buy a x3 ETF to hold overnight and resell tomorrow but cant decide on bullish or bearish

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18606121

>>18606076
Based, enjoy the gains bearbro

>> No.18606123
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18606123

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.65%, concerning day. Exited USO at a loss at 3.20, I never do that but the risk associated with this is June contracts go to zero is too high. Not sure what to make of them pulling bs like getting August contracts, but I'm not sticking around to find out. Will reconsider entering oil again later, too spooky. Hit a small long scalp off 272 when I saw big buy volume, most holdings hard red. One step forward 2 steps back in this market. Very concerned about near term outlook, Ciovaggliani has taken profits, I have entered a vertical put spread on IWM, considered call spred on VXX but decided against it. Let's see what happens tonight

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18606125

what's with the two drops

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>>18606049
ATH. Lmao

>> No.18606131

>>18606102
this one you silly

>> No.18606136

>>18605935
Yeah I suck at day trading so guess I'll lose 15 bucks oh well, God I can't believe Netflix is so legit.

>> No.18606137

>>18606094
>>18606101
it's gotta be some cheeto dusted fatfinger, super kek

>> No.18606138

>>18606086
You can filter by ID in settings.
It helps things a lot.

>> No.18606142

>>18606125
Don't worry, there will be a third one tonight.

>> No.18606143

Just used my last day trade at the close. Somebody took that contract I paid $16 for for $40, so I guess I can't be too pissed. See you all Monday. I'm going to sit in cash all fucking week.

>> No.18606146

>>18606106
Idk, why is KTOS's PE so fucking high?

>> No.18606152 [DELETED] 

>>18606102
this one is the actual /smg/ thread

>>18605999

>> No.18606160

Alright folks lets see them results:
I'm up 2% in AOM and down .46% on GE, and down 1% on MUFG

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18606161

>>18606123
Could of gone worse.

>> No.18606165

>>18606152

stop spamming you fucking 12 year old

>> No.18606170

>>18606123
up 320%

t-thanks oil

>> No.18606174

>>18606152
This is considered spamming/flooding. Guess what just happens to be a reportable offense

>> No.18606176

>>18606123
Up 3.45%. feels good to be almost fully recovered from my early swing into bear positions. Looks like I might be able to restore my old positions with a little more powder than before. feels good.

>> No.18606178

>>18606152
>12 posts by this id
ironic

>> No.18606179

>>18606143
Based baggie, 2.5k in cash, 500 in stocks and 750 in SH.

>> No.18606184

Netflix Q1 EPS $1.57 vs. $1.65 Est.; Q1 Revs. $5.77B vs. $5.76B Est.

NETFLIX MISSED KEK

>> No.18606185
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>TRUMP LIKELY TO SIGN EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING IMMIGRATION ON TUESDAY OR WEDNESDAY; ORDER WILL APPLY TO THOSE SEEKING PERMANENT U.S. ENTRY RATHER THAN GUEST WORKERS. ORDER IS LIKELY TO APPLY FOR 30-90 DAYS WITH THE OPTION OF BEING RENEWED -ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL

>> No.18606193

>>18606184
Won't matter in this clown world

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>>18606123
-1.8% because KO took the food down today

>> No.18606203

Where’s the best place to watch nflx after hours

>> No.18606206 [DELETED] 

>>18606174
You keep making /smg/ threads after I do just because I don't use the sticky. You're flooding the catalog. I've only been making new threads after the previous hits the bump limit.

I'm trying to keep everything on track.


actual /smg/ thread

>>18605999
actual /smg/ thread

>>18605999

>> No.18606209

>>18606185
memes aside, might be bearish, desu.

>> No.18606215

>>18606184
Lol already tanking

>> No.18606220

Oil's turning back down again.

>> No.18606224

>>18606206
could we get a mod on this guy please

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>>18606160

Up 14% off puts, sold all bought a tiny bit sitting 97% in cash and thinking about how I'm going to reward myself.

>> No.18606231

>>18606185
won't help me out unless we start building the wall out of oil barrels
actually that's an idea
we can dig a trench and dump our crude in it, and light it on fire, like flaming pitch, a wall of fire would keep the mexicans out too
it's a win-win

>> No.18606236

AHAHAHA I REPORTED ALL THE NEWFAG'S LINKS AND THE JANNY CLEANED THEM UP

>> No.18606239

>>18606206
HOLY FUCK DUDE FUCK OFF YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DOESNT INCLUDE OP PASTA AND PREVIOUS THREAD. FUCK OFF

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Dr. Cu

>> No.18606245

>>18606184
forecast also not good, that candle will go down tomorrow, rip the guy preordering with this volume

>> No.18606246

>>18606206

we havent even hit bump limit on THIS thread you tremendous faggot

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>that sell off
OOF!

>> No.18606250 [DELETED] 

>>18606224
The only thing I'm guilty of is making new threads when the bump limit is reached and alerting other people of the ACTUAL /smg/ thread currently up.

Another anon keeps making duplicates because I don't use the sticky.

actual /smg/ thread

>>18605999

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>>18606206
>i'm basically tripfagging, look guys, i'm so cool
great, scram

>> No.18606258

>>18606239
So?

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>>18606123
>Exited USO at a loss at 3.20
did the exact same thing this morning for the exact same reason. I think the orders executed at 3.23 at opening bell. God fuck USO and fuck oil

>> No.18606260

>>18606184
Do people seriously respect these numbers because of COVID? I thought this was supposed to be better with even more people buying in.

Fuck this market this should be a 100 loss.

>> No.18606262

>>18606201
Yes I was very disappointed at 5am when I saw, right before my 2 hour nap. The earnies weren't even that bad, I'm worried

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>>18606206
You're also fucking everything up.
Fuck off newfag. Nobody likes you. You don't know how to make threads, you keep rage spamming the good threads, and your threads provide fuck all. You also keep spamming shit.
That's a reportable offense and holy shit I've not seen someone get this fucking assblasted because their threads were rejected as "official"
Get help

>> No.18606267

>>18606185
>Immigrants make up 17 percent of healthcare workers in the United States, according to an analysis of U.S. government data by the advocacy group New American Economy.
BULLISH

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18606268

Take the loss and sell now.

You have no control over this.

>> No.18606269

>all the action went from the first 15 after the bell and last 15 minutes before EoD to the last 15 minutes before the bell and the last 15 minutes after EoD
These fucking jews. This is actually the most bearish signal.

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>>18605286
Agreed. TOo many redditors on here.
I'm still looking at cruise lines and any businesses which require you to go somewhere and do a thing as short targets.
Energy companies that are luxury related could be something to consider, like solar or geothermal. When dollars are tight, social justice and leftist issues go out the window. All that clean-tech trash will get swept up and could be good for short positions.
On the long side, I'm looking at companies that have a secondary business to pivot into. Uber is an example of this, where Eats and their forthcoming booze delivery will do well in a quarentine situation, even if their taxis are down and out.


Hmmm what else.
Auto anything seems short-able now, if they haven't already crashed. I guess we should be looking at what has recovered the most of the past few weeks that doesn't deserve to have recovered???

>> No.18606276

>>18606239
>>18606246
He's a troll, spamming a troll thread. Please don't feed the shit posting troll.

>> No.18606277

>>18606264
>newfag newfag newfag
why do you keep samefagging? People stopped saying newfag around 2010-2012. It's like saying "COOL STORY BRO"

>> No.18606279

>>18606123
Up 35% on LVS puts.

Sold because governor is addressing the state right now and don’t want to get hit with a reopen pump in the AM. Earnings are EOD tomorrow.

Not holding anything currently; waiting to see how futures and AH shakes out.

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18606283

>>18605962

>> No.18606293

>>18606269
this
the usual start/end action is missing so something is fucky

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>>18606123
I am still in USO after buying at the low yesterday. God save my soul, I can't daytrade and that is what I get for buying some more at the open. Being forced to ride a company to bankruptcy or shutting down my account, what a choice. I pray for recovery. Jerome is supposed to be buying ETFs, where the fuck are you now?

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18606300

>>18606244
PALLADIUM COLLAPSING TOO

>> No.18606304

>>18606123
+2.40%
Once again entered SPY calls too early then sold too early. I keep telling myself to wait until noon but i never do it.

>> No.18606305

>>18606277
Cool story bro

>> No.18606306

>>18606123
I love you ding ding ding guy. Thanks for always being there, even if you aren't the same guy doing it everyday. But i do hope you are

>> No.18606309

>>18606260
i think it's because everything else is on fire. I would hazard that VZ will probably look good too and see a bump back to 58 or 60.

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>> No.18606313
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>>18606206
Truly embarrassing.

>> No.18606316
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>>18606277
>Samefagging
>Accusing someone of pretending to be multiple people on a board with ID values.

>> No.18606319

>missed the boeing dip
>missed the amazon dip
>missed the oil short

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>>18606123
26.55% closing a put on gamestop and united airlines.
hopped on puts on oil, calls on tech

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>>18606123
Pretty ugly day but I’m hoping it gets uglier so I can DCA down on the names I took profits in. And buy some others.

Crap I forgot about that Cio tweet. He’s been painting the “be open to more bullish outcomes” scenario lately but I forgot to finish Friday’s vid! Should’ve closed my AMAT putspread...

Looks like the second bun bun ear is forming!!

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>>18606185
>ENTRY RATHER THAN GUEST WORKERS

>> No.18606332

>>18606259
Scary times friend. Legit think this could be another XIV, what a bungle. Wondering if this'll end up impacting the ETF market in weird ways, USO's been around since 2006...
>>18606268
Walpurgisnacht/Beltane is the 30th/1st, not the 20th o_O

>> No.18606337
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Holding anything over night? Bought something at the bell?


Gone into a (very) small high leveraged s&p bear position

>> No.18606342

>>18606244
FUCK
thank you for that. Gonna keep my smallcaps shorts on.

>> No.18606344

>>18606324
Did you manually edit numbers in this image?

>> No.18606346

Give it to me straight bros is the global economy finally collapsing?

>> No.18606347

>>18606319
and I miss you
like the deserts miss the rain

>>18606324
>hopped on puts on oil, calls on tech
good luck with that shit

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>>18606295
>I can't daytrade
doesn't everyone get like 3 or 4 day trades a week? Get the fuck out of that position boi!

>> No.18606352

>>18606123
3.19% up today
>90% of it gone because fees
Being cucknadian is suffering

>> No.18606354

>>18606310
Spamming/Flooding is a reportable offense

>> No.18606355

>>18606300
Those are industrial metals, makes sense. But still. Things are getting spooky. Absolutely cannot wait to load up more BAM at 20

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18606358

think she's my favorite lads

>> No.18606363

>>18606348

its a 5 day rolling period unfortunately so if you did some late last week you're still on the books for right now

>> No.18606367

>>18606344
what do you mean?

>> No.18606372

>>18606346
No its priced in

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>>18606316
that dude needs to take his meds, kek

>>18606331
doesn't this just mean more modern indentured servants? AMD long term bullish?

>> No.18606379

>>18606300
Got some GLD puts, am I gonna make it?

>> No.18606381
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18606381

SAGE may not work on biz, but reports DO work if you want to actually improve board quality. Just some food for thought!

Smol cuppa black after stocks for me! Where my coffee Bros at?

>> No.18606384

>>18606310
Take a hike. Nobody cares about your feelings.

>> No.18606387

I think I'm gonna start writing E-books. My first title will be "How to lose $500 almost instantly"

>> No.18606388

>>18606319
Boeing's earnings are on the 29th. It will dip unless it literally is a plane shitcoin

>> No.18606392

>>18606348
jesus that pic.
>piggy is looking at her food
>click image
>it's looking at YOU

>> No.18606395

>>18606295
Jerome buying ETFs would not affect USO, it's value is determined by it's holdings, they can't pump it without pumping the global oil market which at this point seems impossible as it would require vast action in the real world
>>18606326
2nd bunny ear seems likely, it's like an icicle in my heart every time I see him say he's taking profits

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>>18606381
still working on my morning coffee lad.
cold coffee is good!

>> No.18606404

>>18606295
It's not a company... and everyone here has been telling you about contango. You're just a retard. Jerome is buying bond ETFs, not commodity ones. This is all your fault.

>> No.18606424

>>18606337
SH and very small positions in BAM RTX XOM and FB.

>> No.18606427

>>18606295
Tranime avatarfags get filtered
bye

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18606429

lmao, and netflix is flat again

>> No.18606438

>Netflix 446
Imagine being the dude that fucking bought at 480 ahaahahhahahaaaaa

>> No.18606440 [DELETED] 

Guys this is the real thread. Let's just stick one one and stop this

>>18605999
>>18605999
>>18605999

>> No.18606442

>>18606123
Down 1.4% for the day. KO took a hot after earnings, which I'm kind of alright with since it gives me a chance to scoop some more up on the cheap. T has earnings premarket, not sure how they'll far honestly. I bought some HAL and ET ro speculate on, and they keep fluctuating from profit to tank all day. Oil is a scary bitch, ding bro!

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>>18606381

>> No.18606445

>>18606355
Pretty sure there has never been a 10% collapse of Palladium ever. Its completely unheard. Historic movement. Nobody can afford to buy anything.

>> No.18606451

>>18606381
it's the afternoon fren
you should at least be on your third cuppa by now

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>>18606170
can i see?

>> No.18606456

>>18606440
Nice try fag.
Filtered.

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>>18606381
I'm all out, gonna have to postmates more right now. Yesterday's extra extra special coffee was great tho, might do it again next week :3

>> No.18606459

>>18606381
Based cuppa Bro. Just roasted some fresh yesterday.

>> No.18606462

SPY 255 by Thursday. Screencap this post.

>> No.18606465
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Gap up tomorrow as ususal? Is it worth buying SPY calls. Jittery as fuck in this market.

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>>18606440
nice mobile connection

>> No.18606472

>>18606403
It's underrated. You come to love that bitter taste

>>18606440
this is the same faggot. He blatantly changed his ID in the other thread too. Probably posting from his phone

>> No.18606477

SNAP MISSED
NFLX MISSED
OH BOY
TECH FINNA BOUT TO COLLAPSE

>> No.18606478

>>18606462
Good luck fag

>> No.18606480

>>18606445
Yeah you might be right. Not too familiar with them.

Can anyone please let me know whats up with KTOS? Their PE is insanely high.

>> No.18606485

>>18606442
Antero Midstream and antero Resources are your best bet

>> No.18606489

TESLA EARNINGS TOMORROW

>> No.18606501

>>18606489
gonna be shit I bet

>> No.18606502

>>18606465
Honestly begin paying attention during the evening asian markets trading as well as the early euro market trading. They tend to lead market action here in the U.S.

>> No.18606510

>>18606457
I prefer shrooms, but different strokes. You should definitely reward yourself when you make gains, it conditions your brain to repeat success and stay consistent. I only take kratom during the weekend after I had a green week.

>> No.18606513

I just want the pain to stop biz bros. I think if I have to wage much longer I'm going to dive under a bus.

>> No.18606516

>>18606472
>that bitter taste
oh aye, like the kick from a cigarette

>> No.18606517
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18606517

>you will never be woke enough to understand snapchats valuation

>> No.18606525

>>18606462
Holy that would be nice. I think 265

>> No.18606526

>>18606440
he may be a massive faggot, but he did get trips. i don't even know what to do so I'm just going to close 4channel for a while.

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>>18606513
>I just want the pain to stop biz bros.

>> No.18606530

>>18606517
I don't think even snapchat understands snapchats valuation.

>> No.18606535

>>18606516
bitter coffee is kinda sad. expensive dirt is pretty nice though. Note: if it's a dark roast, it's probably shit and they're trying to hide the flavors.

>> No.18606536

>>18606477
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/21/snap-earnings-q1-2020.html
What?

>> No.18606537

>>18606517

>snapchat comes out
>think its the dumbest shit ever and it'll die as a fad in a few months
>years later start using it because everyone else is
>it's still stupid

idk man i'm just not with what all the normies are into lol

>> No.18606539

>>18606517
She really isn't that cute desu

>> No.18606540
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18606540

>>18606513

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18606541

someone's making smoothies on CNBC

>> No.18606542

>>18606526
It's funny to me that simply making a general without a sticky arouses so much butthurt.

I originally made it quickly because we were on page 4 and no one made a new one. Then all of the sudden I got a shit load of hate from 1 guy and someone made a second one and it's been going back and forth all day.

It's the best.

>> No.18606543
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18606543

>he didn't load up on TQQQ before close
omegacringe

>> No.18606547

>>18606537
It's decent, literally just text and facebook combined.

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18606550

Will tomorrow be red or green for QQQ?

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18606555

>>18606550

>> No.18606556

>>18606542
>reddit spacing
>this is just one le ebic trollolol
fuck off retard

>> No.18606558

>>18606501
Bullish, +8% tomorrow

>> No.18606562

New investor here
With so many different stocks, how do i segment/trim down or choose what to invest in?

>> No.18606563

>>18606556
>hurr durr readability is REDDIT!
I've probably been on 4chan longer than you have. I've always used a lot of spaces.

>> No.18606565

>>18606556
R E N T F R E E

>> No.18606568
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18606568

FUCK BULLS

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>>18606543
yeah imagine being that stupid

>> No.18606576

>>18606542
fag+kid

>> No.18606577

>>18606537
>>18606530
I remember a few years ago their stock popped on the release of their “spectacles”. Literally a camera superglued to a pair of $3 venice beach wayfarers and CNBC was all like “Snapchat moving into the wearable space! Buy buy buy!”

>> No.18606578

>>18606452
sorry dont have any fancy app or broker interface to show it to you guys

bought a bear x10 oil cert at 3,5 and sold it at 17

>> No.18606579

>>18606568
based

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18606583

TQQQ mooning tomorrow and there is not a GOD DAMN THING you r*dditors can do about it

>> No.18606585

>>18606542
dude fuck back off to reddit, you didn't even include the hentai link. use this next time https://nhentai.net/tag/tax-evasion

>> No.18606589

>>18606542
>Spams his shit thread.
>Everyone tells him to fuck off.
>Gets butthurt and tries to argue in the thread about it.
>Gets filtered and reported. People move on.
You're the fucking person getting butthurt. Nobody else.
Everyone else just wants you to fuck the fuck off.

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18606590

>Netflix

>> No.18606591
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18606591

Bullish or bearish?

>> No.18606595

>>18606555
honestly I'm in one of the least-infected counties and I miss going to the liquor store but every time I think of going I think "nah, if I catch it anywhere, it will be there"
I know the economy needs to open but I'm sure as shit not confident to go anywhere.. seeing as how I have copd

>> No.18606596

>>18606501
Who knows, could do decent. Lots of demand for teslas.

>> No.18606597

>>18606590
Imagine buying at the top

>> No.18606601

>>18606589
It's a cry for attention.

>> No.18606602

>>18606539
Say that to her face when she’s pointing an antiaircraft gun at you

>> No.18606604

>>18606589
>everyone
>implying it's not just one guy switching IPs and mobile posting

What gave it away was a lot of people suddenly using the word newfag and saying similar phrases.

>> No.18606605

>>18606596

is there really tho

>> No.18606608

>>18606555
UH OH BULLBROS

>> No.18606610

>>18606577
Oh I remember that! It was a great mini bubble for all of a day. I bought in, watched my shares go up, then noped back off with about a 10 dollar profit.

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>>18606451
I am! Cup 3!

>>18606457
>>18606510
Been many years since shrooms, never the dropped done the hexene. This time locked up is a good time to go on internal journeys though. I should figure out how to get something.

>>18606539
she's not bad for 30 something who's not trying to look cute. Kinda cute but not like some kpop thing.

>> No.18606622

>>18606591
Basedish

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>>18606583
see you at 8100

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(((silverman)))

>> No.18606630

>>18606562
The problem right now is that all the long hold investors have pulled out or are waiting. These are the kinds of investments that you hold for years or even decades.
Instead what we have are shorts which are stocks being bought and sold within a day as price moves. It is difficult and dangerous to learn how to do that now.
Thinkorswim lets you use play "paper money" if you want to test stratgies before commiting your own cash.

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can someone tell Darden to stop being green

>> No.18606639

>>18606583
>TQQQ
S&P500 reverse ETFs are where the fun is

>> No.18606642

>>18606604
Gotta stop projecting anon. We caught you doing just that.
You know where you need to go back to.
I hear wallstreetbets is perfect for your type.

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>>18606604
>everyone called me a retard
>clearly this is a conspiracy against me

>> No.18606653

>>18606642
>we

ok. I'm going to take a guess and say newfag is pretty commonly thrown around on /a/ and not other boards.

>> No.18606657

>>18606612
Look up some nearby cow pastures, or public trails which cows graze on. You gotta go the day after it rains hard at night, can be kinda hard to time... Also, which touhou should I start with? I want to play them after listening to shibayan albums.

>> No.18606665

>>18606595
Glad to see the quarantine is keeping you away from alcohol which is not good for someone with COPD and killed my grandfather.

>> No.18606667

>>18606604
>What gave it away was a lot of people suddenly using the word newfag and saying similar phrases.
you're fucking funny
take the hint; you're new as fuck

>> No.18606671

>>18606630
Im using robinhood anyways and only dabbled with like 20$ in the biotech market and did okay, made profit on the turtle beach rise today as well

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>tfw finally feel confident enough to try making money on the stock market
>Some sniffles from China fuck everything up
>Now too confused and worried about things not being "normal" to bother
Why does shit like this always happen to me?

>> No.18606674

>>18606653
>Trying this comeback.
Why don't you switch your mobile settings again and resume spamming your shit thread nobody clicked on?

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No more penny stock shat. Closed the door on that money pit. Yes if your able to catch one on the skyward climb the profit you can make is pretty nice but once it peaks, wham it free falls into a big pile of shat and most never recover. So I'm done with it all. These are my positions and I'm gonna hold them all till I'm dead which I hope won't be for 63 more years if I'm a lucky man. P.S - Bag the fat divvy now while your can god knows in these shat times finding a fat divvy that aint gotten the ax and sporting a fat yield of 7% is hard to find. Especially at the low price of under $30.00. HBO Max is right around the corner, just think of the profits due to people being shut indoors.

T
CMCSA
SWPPX
SWTSX
SWISX
NET
GE
KHC
KO
KDP
BKR
VIACA
DIS

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>tfw went long on NIO
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.18606693

>>18606665
oh, I've got about 70 bottles of whiskey and I'm pounding some WT101 right now
I just miss browsing the stores and looking for rare releases.. I bet there's a bottle of eh taylor amoranth waiting for me right now, if I could just go out and get it

>> No.18606696

Any bets on tesla tomorrow? We know that they furloughed personnel and cut salaries

>> No.18606701

>>18606675
I'm going in on BPY and VER when this shit calms back down. Good dividend returns and long term projections. They never leveraged in sub prime bonds and the likes, plus they don't use anything less than AAA rated banks.

>> No.18606703

>>18606673
This is actually a great time anon. Just don't try to retail stock buy, instead grab some total market index funds dollar cost averaging.

>> No.18606709

>>18606675
Grabbed some more NET and T today

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>>18606604
>WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO MEAAAN TO ME

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>>18606595
>not confident to go anywhere.. seeing as how I have copd
smart.
I'm not taking chances because we don't know the short or long term after-effects

>>18606555
nice digies but that doesn't convince me
if the funding for this PPP extension runs out tomorrow... well I'm going to leave some of my small shorts on

>>18606358
She's cute! But I'm still a Meg-man at heart. Sara as well... wait there's no way Sara is taller than Becky is she?

>> No.18606731

>>18606684
Must have been so comfy to get in on that mining at the right time, and have some comfy setup where you just get those boxes running and sit back and sip coffee all day watching your bank get bigger.

>> No.18606736

>>18606693
I don't even want to drink anymore after this past weekend. I think I'm going to take up something else, like I dunno cleaning my house and making my bed every morning.

>> No.18606748

New thread bros
>>18605999
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>>18606612
It's good! Make sure you're feeling alright though, a lot of people are scared during these uncertain times. It'll be okay though@!
>>18606657
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil is the obvious start, it has the most important characters, Perfect Cherry Blossom and Undefined Fantastic Object are also essential imo. If you're hardcore enough Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom has a mode where you get 1-shot by all bullets but you can continue from generous checkpoints, that's a really good way to get good at touhou fast if you're willing 2 suffer

>> No.18606778

>>18606703
>total market index funds dollar cost averaging
What did you call me?

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>oil crashes
>my MSFT down almost 4%
>my XOM is barely even phased though, down 0.34%

>> No.18606807

>>18606778
He said your face smells like butt because it is a butt because you eat butt for buttfast

>> No.18606810

>>18606675
Based, sold my PTI at 1.41, see another decline coming. Not a fan of GE or BKR. TDY and NEE are my industrials and energy plays, just need a dip on the indexes to get them for a bit cheaper. XOM is good for oil and gas if that’s what you want. What’s your thesis for GE and BKR?

>> No.18606812

>>18606736
Do it bro. If nothing else, I clean my room and wash my penis and that sort of thing. If I can't muster up the motivation to that, I'll give away every bottle of liquor I own and go total monk mode. Every morning I make sure I pick up the broom. I work 80 hours a week. Making my bed is vital to my mental health. Gotta have clean shoes, too

Best of luck to ya. If you're drinking too much, figure out how to stop!

>> No.18606830

>>18606778
heh.

Look around this site, but I was basically talking about VTI and VXUS.
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/How_to_build_a_lazy_portfolio#Three-fund_portfolio_.28for_total_market_investors.29

But look around that whole site. 90% of people who "pick" stock and day trade, lose money. Don't be one of those guys.

>> No.18606834

>>18606812
>work 80 hours a week
jesus christ. please say its your own enterprise

>> No.18606839

So where's the real new thread?

>> No.18606869

>>18606701
Based BPY, only issue with them is the mall exposure. To be honest I offloaded them at a 20% profit for BAM, divvy not worth the risk. I just think the full Brookfield package is an excellent bear market play, they’ll come out of this on top of the Alternatives space. Especially with their oaktree buy.

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>>18606755
the hex or the tabs?

>>18606807
haha yeah wouldn't that be funny? I mean who would do that? Could you imagine? haha

>> No.18606880

>>18606839
Got it right here anon

>>18606867

Just got done making it.

>> No.18606881

>>18606871
>>18606871
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NEW
NEW
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>>18606871
>>18606871
>>18606871

not shit edition

>> No.18606917

>>18606830
>day trade
I was doing more swing and options trading before everything shit the bed. Was up 40% my first month, tho I completely admit some of that was just luck with stuff going WAY higher than I thought it would.

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>>18606880
Thanks, fren.

>> No.18606965

>>18606917
It was luck. Don't be a retard. /biz/ is fun, but your actual money you need to have a more sound investment strategy. Read through that site and others like it.

>> No.18606980

>>18606965
>more sound investment strategy
>implying I'm looking for long term investment
Nigga, I'm literally just trying to make a few bucks to fund other ventures.

>> No.18607024

>>18606834
I make pizza and pizza accessories. I work for a jew, and his jamaican-indian wife and interracial children.
everything hurts, but mostly my hands lately
factoring in time-and-a-half, I legally make minimum wage
but I eat pretty good and it keeps me busy...
dollar cost averaging that 401k
it's nice to be at the top of the totem pole somewhere, and I'm supposed to be fully vested in the profit sharing benefits now, which I need to inquire into
I'm hanging in there while I make myself a little richer. It's a long story. I'm glad I held on this long and am making it through this current mess. It's getting to be time to move on
I was at a really low place in life when I started here. Sticking around has been a great decision, even though it might not sound like it

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>>18606755
Thanks fren I'll install it. Enjoy a rare pic.

>> No.18607057

>>18606810
Well BKR is a full oil/gas services company, not just a certain part of it so when the oil/gas companies start rolling again they'll be in a prime position to step in. Also the Divvy is pretty good to. GE, before the virus hit, were making great progress. They've netted over 20 billion cash recently from the bio pharma unit (very small) and are cranking out medical supplies like crazy. They're in a good spot to capitalize on the renewable power craze plus aviation, while slowed, will still play a large part in generating profits as will the power division.

>> No.18607114

>>18607024
Pizza doesn't make great money from what I know, but working in pizza is comfy. Many friends of mine have worked at some mom and pops and love it as some side cash. Glad you're doing well & hope you get to taste some of the work you do instead of just waging, that's great.

>> No.18607118

>>18606980
I wish you good LUCK then ;)

>> No.18607254

>>18607118
I mean, playing the biopharma game is pretty tight, desu. If you just play the final round of approval you have an 80% approval rate. It's easy money from what I've seen.

>> No.18607341

>>18606206
Pls die. Thanks

>> No.18607369

>>18607057
GE is the perfect stock to sell covered calls on. It’s going to crab and slowly bleed up for the rest of the year.

>> No.18607528

>>18606206
Hey retarded new fag fuck off

>> No.18607997

>>18605217
Based Elijah did he fuck Sasha?

>> No.18608036

>>18607997
Top kek they were in a film together??