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18597636 No.18597636 [Reply] [Original]

I'm thinking of creating a car startup where the cars directly use OIL. I'm envisioning a pickup truck that can hold at least 6 barrels of OIL. The car itself consumes about a barrel of OIL every 100 miles. Best part is that you will get paid to drive as much as you can to consume OIL.

So what do you think biz?

>> No.18597738

>>18597636
First world countries have something called emission standards. Good selling selling your car in the Central African Republic

>> No.18597856

>>18597636
>2 miles per gallon
What a visionary

>> No.18598409

what kind of pickup runs on crude oil

>> No.18598434
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18598434

>>18597636

>> No.18599126

>>18597636
I think you’re a retard

>> No.18599318

>>18597636
Imagine the smell

>> No.18599405

>>18597636
Imagine the autopsies

>> No.18599456

>>18598409
Diesel is light sweet crude.

>> No.18599477
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18599477

you son of a bitch im in

>> No.18599510

>>18597636
pretty sure such car won't get a license from gov since it's gonna be quite pollutant

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18599589

>>18599510
mene oldeolds the oense dat go bi bi aftrer big line gokaboomboom

>> No.18599770

>>18597738
well we won't be a first world anymore. plus, making feel good regulations like that against someone just trying to survive is a self defense situation

>> No.18600097

>>18597636
This is reall the future and it's stupid.

>> No.18600193
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18600193

>>18597738
>selling
Anon, it is a money making device. It pays for itself. In fact, you don't even really want to sell them, you want to rent them out for negative dollars. Basically, you will make so much off this, you will want to pay people to drive your oil trucks for you.

Pic related is a prototype for the one I am designing.

>> No.18600323

>>18600193
I'll gladly give up my job as a space shuttle door gunner for the space force to be an oil rig gunner.

>> No.18600779
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18600779

It's beautiful *wipes tear from eye*

>> No.18600918

>>18600779
No angry greta thurnburg sticker on the gas fill door?