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18591155 No.18591155 [Reply] [Original]

Everything is literally about to crash and burn. We are going to experience a major depression leading to worldwide conflict. I just wanted to retire with my link stack but now we’ll probably all be drafted to fight a war against China or something. It’s fucking over.

>> No.18591221

>>18591155
Yeah I’ll dodge fuck that

>> No.18591231
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>>18591155
>We are going to experience a major depression leading to worldwide conflict

>> No.18591277

Look sharp cadet!

https://thediplomat.com/2020/04/chinas-worrying-military-exercises-near-taiwan/

>> No.18591315

>>18591155
>we’ll probably all be drafted to fight a war

He thinks anyone under 30 will be willing to go die for politicians and corporations.

>> No.18591322

>Chinese hegemony and strength
>Wasted lazy US
>Going to war with hegemonous superstate with expendable infantry and nukes

Haha, I'm in danger.

>> No.18591325

>>18591155
I hope things crash

>> No.18591346

>>18591315
Key word. Draft.
Zoomers will be forced to go to war and die. As for me if I'm drafted then I'm jumping to Japan.

>> No.18591359

>>18591325
This. God stocks will be so fucking low and then when everything’s said and done they will be fucking great. If you’re not buying now or buying in a couple months you’re a tard

>> No.18591371

>>18591346
>draft
>forced

I don't think you realize what people are like now compared to the last draft.

t. Would dodge, flee, and come back after inevitable pardons

>> No.18591383

If I’m drafted I’ll refuse to go and hope China wins ww3 and liberates me from captivity after they’ve taken over mainland USA

>> No.18591390

>>18591371
Haha Fed now have your IP and home address. Better get moving.

>> No.18591391

>>18591325
Same desu, it needs to be faster.

>>18591371
>t. Would dodge, flee, and come back after inevitable pardons
You mean just like the previous drafts? I mean even Trump dodged.

>> No.18591419

>>18591155
It's all /biz/'s fault, /biz/ told me to buy high and sell low.

>> No.18591470

>>18591346
Lmao, and how will they make you fight? Put you in jail? Kill you? You're already dead and it doesn't look good on the papers.

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>>18591155
Man I hope so, they won't even need to draft me. I'll kill chinks just for the pleasure of it

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>>18591155
>Tfw retirements in my country are shit and I expected to mantain my parents anyway

>> No.18591660

>>18591371
You're a coward and a disgrace to our great nation

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>Americans expect to win a war by drafting a bunch ofzoomers with gyno who don't even know how to operate a hammer

>> No.18591977

weve been overdue for a war for some time

one catastrophic war every 80 years aint too bad i reckon based on history accounts

>> No.18592180

>>18591470
>Put you in jail?
Yes, https://blogs.shu.edu/ww2-0/1943/05/16/fbi-cracks-down-on-draft-dodgers-638-arrested/

>> No.18592204

>>18591660
>great nation
blow it out your ass, america is a piggy bank for kikes, chinks, and millionaires.

>> No.18592233

>>18591322
OHHHH YESS DADDY XIN-CHON UwU
I love your chink cock o.O so much >.<
Uh yes :p tasty garlic cum y.y all over me! Yes Chink daddy pls let me suck more of your tiny ;) cocj

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>>18591155
>TFW 32
>TFW retard zoomers get to fight and die while I get to sit pretty on my LINK
>TFW I will have increased access to prime pussy while zoomers get turned into vegetables

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>>18591155
>Everything is literally about to crash and burn. We are going to experience a major depression leading to worldwide conflict.
Is this supposed to make me sad?

>we’ll probably all be drafted to fight a war against China or something.
>Not having a skill that's valuable enough that the government won't send you to die
Thank you based hospital work

>> No.18592242

too old to fight and die in combat...
too young to die from coof...

fml