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Uh oh

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/20/politics/kim-jong-un-north-korea/index.html

>> No.18589933

this is good news for the world if he dies. The markets would moon.

>> No.18589944

>>18589910
Is this the biggest event in April thus far?

>> No.18589977

>>18589910
>CNN
Into the trash it goes

>> No.18589985
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>>18589910
>US source
>taking advice and sources from a bunch of paedophiles

>> No.18589990

>>18589910
Hopefully the fucker dies

>> No.18590094

>>18589990
He's braindead!

>> No.18590122

what the fuck is going on with this year

>> No.18590143

>>18590122
weird shit happens in north korea every year though

>> No.18590172
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18590172

US Intel on North Korea is laughably inaccurate in its first reports. Not the first time the news speculated that he might be dead or ill. Fake and gay until more evidence emerges

>> No.18590179

>>18589910
If the "dynasty" dies out the dprk will be even more badass.

>> No.18590180

>>18590122
Ultron said we need to evolve.

>> No.18590191

>>18590122
it's the season finale.
>>18589910
ib4 The CIA wacked him for not negotiating with Trump

>> No.18590215

>>18590122
All the excess meme magic from 2016 was funneled directly into 2020

>> No.18590243

Did Trump assassinate Kim?

>> No.18590257
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>>18590243
Occam

>> No.18590279

>>18590257
Huh?

>> No.18590292

>>18590243
He had Iran's general killed at a public airport in a foreign nation. I wouldn't put it past him.

>> No.18590296

What happens if you're caught coughing / sneezing in North Korea?

>> No.18590330

>>18590279
Occam's razor, the explanation that requires the least amount of steps and factors is the likeliest. That + the image of coronachan = Kim dying of corona, according to the poster

>> No.18590358

>>18590330
Occam's razor is retarded. The universe is too complex for that simplest line of thought.

>> No.18590374

>>18590358
Huemer pilled

>> No.18590382

>>18590122
election year

>> No.18590404

>>18589985
>paedoephieles
You don't pronounce the word like it's Greek, pretending you're using the correct spelling is just pretentious you pint swilling faggot

>> No.18590438

>>18590358
Occam's razor approves this sentence

>> No.18590460

>>18589933
Bad for the world desu

>> No.18590469

>>18589990
Why? You glow in the dark cia nigger

>> No.18590512
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>>18589910
>CNN

>> No.18590566

china strikes again

>> No.18590589

>>18589933
Do you not realize that NK was recently doing missile tests a week ago? This could be game on given everything happening right now.

>> No.18590626

>>18589910
If you actually read the article it sounds like sources believe he's recovering just fine.

>> No.18590628
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>>18590512
helo there

>> No.18590630

>>18590589
They are just a proxy state for China. They pose no real threat. They are just used to cause distractions.

There military tech is so out of date they can't even detect the bombers the US use on their raders.

>> No.18590636

The south Korean currency apparently took a hit with this news. which is, weird?

Is it because there is concern someone more crazy will come next?

>> No.18590673
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18590673

You niggers remember when I said that all of this coronavirus shit was caused by NK?
>Eth dev arrested for showing them how to launder money without being caught
>Kim's special christmas present
>Kim now got shit with the heart attack gun

They definitely paid a Chinese worker at the wuhan lab in crypto to release this shit at the wet market. The ccp was embarrassed at how easy it was to flip someone so close to dangerous material and because it could impede the investigation, they didnt want the Koreans to know they were into them.

>> No.18590744

>>18590673
Ah, a fellow Samsung man I see.

>> No.18590752

>>18590636
I unironically think the fat bastard is all show, he poses no threat. Someone darker with a power trip might

>> No.18590815

>>18589910
Is this good or bad for BTC?

>> No.18590825

Brain dead now.

F

>> No.18590842

>>18590630
Yet any conflict with NK would result in Seoul being reduced to rubble. You don't understand that NK has been hardening their position for the past what 60 years now?

>> No.18590847

>>18590815
Fucking lol'd

>> No.18590857

HE IS BRAIN DEAD NOW

>> No.18590863

>>18590842
And the US has considered Seoul for the past 60yrs of battle plans to be collateral damage.

>> No.18590881

>>18590863
The question then turns into how much can they do before we can react? Or would you suggest a proactive approach putting the Chinese on combat ready status or outright forcing them to intervene?

>> No.18590912

>>18590881
The battle plans say that North Korea can't win the war, but nothing can save Seoul.

>> No.18590948

>>18590912
You do realize a war with NK would most assuredly mean war with China right? Sure on their own NK will lose but you really think China will sit idly by?

>> No.18590949

>>18590404
That's how its spelt in all English speaking countried except fatistan

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>>18590673
>tfw all this actually is starting to add up

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18590958

Why are u guys consistently so fuckin retarded? ITS CNN. A REPORT FROM 1 RANDOM ASS NIGGA

>> No.18590963

>>18590948
yes

>> No.18590973

>>18590958

Imperialist propaganda has failed us once again

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>>18589910
Oil is negative? Tell the idiots at CNN I'm dead.

>> No.18591012

>>18589933
No its bad for the world you moron.

>> No.18591016

>>18590948
So?
China in the past liked a buffer state between US influenced south korea. But now China trades much more with south korea than north. The world has changed.

>> No.18591031

>>18590948
If the Norks start shit with America there's very little chance China tries to bail them out.

>> No.18591047

>>18590122
The systems can't export the entropy anymore

>> No.18591064

Goodbye, angry North Korea man.

>>18591047
based

>> No.18591084

>>18590330
>>18590358
>>18590438
You dumb fucking retards dont know what Occams razor is. Its to not multiply values unnecessarily. If a situation complicated a complex solution can be necessary.

>> No.18591123

>>18590958
>Kim was last seen in public April 11.
He missed NK test missile firings on April 14
He missed the 'Day of the Sun" celebration of his grandfather and the country's founder, Kim Il Sung on April 15.

why would south korea tell the truth?
they probably need a plan before releasing the news.

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18591147

I've had enough happenings for this decade

>> No.18591153

>>18591064
was that an angrykoreaman war3 reference?
based

>> No.18591171

>>18591123
Yonhap is a government funded agency with zero political agenda. Why the fuck would they lie

>> No.18591184

>>18590958
Because its probably just smarter for them to tell the truth and CNN consistently lies about everything.

>> No.18591201

>>18591184
meant for
>>18591123

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>>18590628
Good evening good sir, how fares it in the north?

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>>18591171
>>18591184
it's not just cnn anymore, all news outlet reporting the same thing

>Yonhap is a government funded
> zero political agenda
oh my summer child

>> No.18591577

>>18590172
Who the fuck are you?

>> No.18591713

>>18590842
>hardening their position
?

>> No.18591733

>>18591499
quoting each other as usual

>> No.18591747

>>18591499
You don't get how the US media works do you? One leads and all the others eat up the narrative. Then silently drop it or correct the story afterword. Rinse and repeat. The fact that you haven't caught on yet after years of them quoting themselves shows a sadly lacking intelligence on your part.

>> No.18591757

>>18591147
It’s only been 4 months anon.

>> No.18591825

>>18591147
You may not exit the ride.

>> No.18592009

>>18590949
>spelt
spelt is a grain

>> No.18592040

>>18589910
Sounds like somebody fed a mole false info just to see if he'd spread it.

The rat took the cheese. I expect hes on a one way to a rendition black site right about now.

>> No.18592146

are people srsly denying this news? everyone is reporting it. this isn't some one off reporting.

u hacks come out during election year like clockwork.

>> No.18592173

>>18590999
Based chad kim

>> No.18592193

>>18590948
Weapons deals in the background.

>> No.18592227

>>18590948
Background weapons deal's other things to destabilize America in it.

>> No.18592281

>>18591147
You must shit on your chair.

>> No.18592312

Hope he's alright.

>> No.18592575

>>18590122
lenin said sometimes weeks happen in decades and sometimes decades happen in weeks

>> No.18592581

>>18592575
based

>> No.18592606

>>18590842
That would be unironically based. Fuck samsung and fuck kpop.

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>>18589910
lmao who even cares if this fat retard literal who dies and his literal who fake and gay nation state collapses into chaos? that wont even happen but even if it did who cares lol.

>> No.18592671

holy shit hope he pulls through.

>> No.18592691

>>18590673
oh shit

>> No.18593059

You use a VPN but transmission speed has not fair with you.
@Tachyon protocol decentralized structure, DHT, UDP makeover TCP/IP protocol to surge transmission speed by 200% ~1000.

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>>18589910
They claim Kim is dead every few years, he will emerge healthy and BTFO CNN.