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How can I get in on this to make money?

>> No.18578535

>>18576834
Seriously though, why can no one answer this question? Someone, somewhere, must be making money off this.

>> No.18578579

>>18578535
and the market isn't rigged? Those contacts close tomorrow ... and $B'aires including oil companies know that most investors cannot take possession ... you have to sell by tomorrow .... bahaha ... too bad suckers, now you going pay.

>> No.18578612

>>18578535
Yes, I know how. It is YOU anon, YOU must buy ALL the oil and cash it later! + you will get rich! RICH! IT IS LITERALLY FREE MONEY!

>> No.18578631

>>18578535
You can't, ETF's are broken. You're not physically buying Oil as you'd never be able to afford the MOQ or storage facility cost, let alone the EPA licensing.

>> No.18578654

>>18578535
You can buy now and quickly sell lower. That's the only way to make money off this. If you hold past today you will have to accept x contracts *1000 barrels of oil.

>> No.18578668

>>18576834
Buy MRO and HAL. Hold for 2 years. Cash out.

>> No.18579086

Maybe they would sell more of it, if they allowed people to buy it.

>> No.18579202

>>18576834
Take delivery.

>> No.18579263

>>18579086
lol this, tell them

>> No.18579293

>>18576834
The negative prices are 100% storage costs.

>> No.18579435

Are you even considering the factor that 70% of all threads on /biz/ right now are people from all lover 4chan trying to "profit real quick nigga" like yourself. Imagine whats going on on reddit facebook aand shit, boomers are sharing news of oil going down and that its a great time to "invest". I know its 4chan but use your brain for fucking once and go back to /tv//,/int/ or whatever

>> No.18579447

>>18576834
step 1: buy a tanker.
https://horizonship.com/ship-category/tankers-for-sale/crude-oil-tankers-for-sale/

step 2: fill it with -40$ oil
step 3: ???
profit!

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18579655

>>18576834
Wait, so, like, can I get a trillion barrels +$40,000,000,000,000? How do I into infinite free wealth forever?

>> No.18579874

>>18576834
Buy the gas station tank builder ETF

>> No.18579935

>>18576834
Buy TSLA.
This is what kills refineries

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18579966

>>18576834
GET IN THE OFFICIAL /biz/ SERVER discord.gg CpqQw7b
WE'RE WATCHING THIS SHIT CRASH TOO AND WE WILL INTERVIEW ETH FOUNDER VITALIK THIS WEEK
AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18580033

>>18576834
TESLA STOCK IS UP 50 PERCENT HOLY FUCK IM AN IDIOT