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Anytime pop

You're welcome pops. Make 'em count.

>>18568835
No problem grandad

>>18568835
i love you ol' man, even despite the fact that my country is non-white in a decade and houses are 15x an annual average salary for a bachelor degree

>>18568835
no problem, u gave us the freedom by working hard for it, least we can do :) btw u can have my gf anytime u want pop she is looking for more spice in the bedroom she told me and i totally need to respect that

No problem granpa, any reasonable human being would prioritize your wellbeing above the jewish markets

>>18568835
No problem famalam. You comfy? I was thinking of stretching this out til March 2021

>>18568835
Don't forget to reverse mortgage your property today, schedule 5 or 6 non refundable cruises for next season, and vote for a 75% inheritance tax in exchange for an extra $500/mo social security "walking around" money.

Wouldn't want your kids to get anything but a bill when you check out, right? :^)

>>18568900
Don't you dare to talk like that about the children of Israel.
I was there when we found out what the Germans did to the jews.

>>18568835
no worries gramps hope you enjoy your last years while we enter a new depression

at least my kids will be apart of the next greatest generation

>>18568926
i can't imagine the people that sell elderly people reverse mortgages. how do they even sleep at night?

>>18569043
On piles of money with many Jewish women.

>>18568835
No problem grandpa. It works out for me too, i got a big discount on stocks and crypto

>>18568933
But granps you were part of the SS

The economy was fucked the moment you niggers decided that debt is money.

>>18569155
ok schizo

>>18569155
This. blaming the economy collapsing on coronavirus is giving (((them))) a pass on their fuckery.

>>18568835
This things fucks your lungs, probably forever. It's not the flu it's SARS 2.

>>18569414
Shut up fag. 7450 people die everyday in the US; one every 12 seconds. The over reaction to the common cold this year is a product of hysterical social media. You're a useful idiot.

>>18569206
No worries, future parent of second greatest generation american. I'm sure your friend the banker will print you out of this mess.

>>18569414
>This things fucks your lungs, probably forever. It's not the flu it's SARS 2.

My pleasure pop-pop, wanna go fishing?

>>18568835
You are welcome grandpa cornelius. Sure the next 100 generations are fucked beyond repair, but at least we get blessed with two more years of your pleasant company. No hard feelings ;)

>>18569414
no one cares lmao

>>18569155
it is munies, to <them>
all according to keikaku

>>18568835

>>18568835
I got ya old man
Fuck the economy

>>18569711
Based picture.

>after 50+ years of slowly ruining the economy for everyone that isnt a boomer, they finally kick the bucket by literally shutting down the entire economy

literally the most disgusting generation in history

>>18569554
Learn to read nigger. I don't care about deaths, I care about losing 20% of my lung capacity for the rest of my life.

>>18569590
>>18569674
By all means I would be very happy for you to catch it and help develop the herd immunity that keeps me safe from damaged lungs.

>>18569872
If you are a young healthy Aryan this virus will not harm you.

>>18569872
If you are a young healthy Aryan this virus will not harm you.

>>18568835

Gotta make sure you have time to destroy my inheritance by getting a reverse mortgage and spending it all on vacations to Europe and the Caribbean.

Don't sweat it Gramps
Your house is mine when you die and so is your Mustang
I'm the banker you released equity with

>>18569872
>care about losing 20% of my lung capacity
Why? You had no problem losing 50% of your muscle mass to hrt and losing your dick to China. Roll with the punches trannie.

>>18568835
>No probs pop, here have a taste of this spanish wine
>Wonderful anon Jr., now about the inheritance i...

>>18569792
>the economy

Yeah because that's the worst part

>>18568888

Thanks grandpa , at least we wrecked the economy over this and not another Jewish war.

>>18569792
>literally
>literally
>nooo not the economyyyy
back to re ddit you stupid kike, shutting down the economy is fucking awesome

>NOOOOOOO REALITY HOW COULD YOU RUIN MY EKONOMEEEEEE

>Leftists before corona
>"EAT THE RICH FUCK THE GREEDY 1% WE NEED TO REVOLT AND REDISTRIBUTE ALL THE STOLEN MONEY BEING HELD IN THE HANDS OF THE ELITE"
>After coronavirus
>WHAT? YOU WANT THE TOP 1% BOOMERS TO DIE? WHAT ARE YOU INSANE? WE NEED TO HECKIN STAY INDOORS AND LISTEN TO THE ELITES. YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MY HECKIN ALZHIEMERINOS GRANDPAERINO???

>>18568835
no problem gramps. If anyone goes outside or tries to work they should be shot and killed, because the virus has a 0.0000001% chance of killing them anyways.

>>18569414
Happooner retardation knows no limits

>>18568835
Sorry pops you cant refuse nurgle's gifts
*coof*

>>18569792
This. They basically induced a reverse mortgage bubble in the late 1970s, and its been "bootstraps" ever since.

>>18571500
They'll do absolutely anything to avoid actual work. At least the Russian commies weren't scared to get their hands dirty; our generation's commies are more akin to British dandies than angry peasant revolutionaries. Marx would be proud if them.

>>18571500
the thing I like the most is seeing the same people who LARPed as "antifa" and always post about how much they fucking hate police, are now the ones getting all giddy about forcing people against their will to stay inside and making social media posts glorifying those who keep people inside/ridiculing people trying to move about freely

this mindset is literally doublethink.

>I fucking hate the police! Fuck fascists! But also stay the fuck inside because I said so! My health is at stake so I get to tell you what to do!

pure unbridled sociopathy

This little pandemic has shown to me that zoomers and millenials are monsters who deserve NOTHING. No wonder they call 'em the "me me and me" generation. These animals would murder their own parents if they knew they'd get the inherritance and get away with the crime.

>>18571604
Man I hate normalfags who worship their stupid, smelly mutts. Dog culture is an example of society-wide mental illness.

>>18570067
>>18571456
>>18570294

why do you fucking brainlets get so triggered by the word "economy". Stocks are doing fine you mentally ill faggots.

Guess what's not doing fine? Poor people. Middle class. They're losing their jobs at never before seen rates, they don't have a paycheck, they have insane debts and can barely get supplies at a grocery store.

That's "the economy" you absolute dogshit for brains cretins. Being able to buy food at a grocery store is "the economy". Being able to put food on the table is literally "the economy". You have gelatin where your brains should be.

>>18568835
Pretty based tbqh.
Rather than blaming them, you should all be learning from them about how to fuck over the next generation for your own benefit.

>>18569872
Quite clearly you dont understand how herd immunity works mouthbreather
>if you all catch the virus and build herd immunity, I'm safe

>>18571604
Wait, are you telling me leftists want freedom, equality and everyone to stay healthy?
Damn fuck those bastards..

>>18571604
>this mindset is literally doublethink.
>Communists: favor political violence, especially against "fascists" (anyone to the right of Stalin)
>Communists: also favor mass repression of movement

They're entirely consistent. Back in the USSR, you needed an internal passport for travel within your own country, and you further had to get permission for that trip

>>18571743
>>if you all catch the virus and build herd immunity, I'm safe
Yes, dipshit.

>>18571773
Leftist's definitions of freedom, equality, and health are broken, because they're all to be centrally managed by a dysfunctional and corrupt entity.

... unless you're talking about anarcho-leftism, which just doesn't work, because people can just opt out and tell you to go away.

>>18568900
boomers wouldnt if a pandemic happened when they were our age

>>18571773

Based freedom to be locked in your house, equal $2k payments from the government (except for billionaires who will just be a little more equal than others :^)) and healthily spreading the millions of covid cases throughout the year, maybe two or three waves since nobody's building immunity

>>18569731
It is, but technically it’s his money....if he wants to use it to live longer it’s kinda his call.

>>18572735
>the world exists to serve Boomers
>all resources for the satisfaction of Boomer desires will be consumed
>any negative consequences of the above are someone else's problem
>"don't question me, I've earned this. See, look at my shekel account."

>>18568900
Imagine thinking Amazon making bank is screwing over the jews while the middle class is forced to stay home.

>>18568835
thank you grandpa
got a comfy remote work, my connection is not tracked and i can shitpost all day long

>>18572735
Technically its the armies money because they can seize your property at any time

>>18571671
Are you so retarded that you think people would be able to do those things if we hadn't imposed lockdown measures? The virus doesn't care about anything, it just replicates through your coofs. Without these preventative measures the economy would be 100x worse off, but you smoothbrains can't look four weeks into the future.

>>18573576
Technically it's Corona-chan's money because she can make it all disappear at any time

1. I'd ruin the economy to get my grandfather back for two years. Doctorates in children's education, didn't make it to see me graduate from college by one month.

2 years would be plenty of time to tell him everything that's happened and say goodbye.

2. Young people are dying of Covid as well.

>>18568835
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7nFbKzt-uwE

>>18574303
>Heart disease: 647,457 deaths / year
>economy is safe, no need to ban junk food
>Cancer: 599,108 deaths / year
>economy is safe, no need to ban 99% of chemicals
>Accidents (unintentional injuries): 169,936 deaths / year
>economy is safe, no need to ban bath tubs and toy cars
>Drunk driving: 30 deaths / day
>economy is safe, no need to ban alcohol

It sad that yall are jealous of 75 yearold men, but in all truth they are more manly than you

>>18574360
>>18574303
fundamentally disagree with your takes, as it's objectively true that young people are not dying from COVID.

>your next point will be that young people are being put in the hospital

true, at excruciatingly lesser rates than older people and even excruciatingly lesser rates than most pandemic charts originally believed.

also for the record I'm not arguing against the previously imposed lockdown measures; what's done is done. I think it was a bad idea to have a blanket lockdown measure for every single state, but what can we do about it now?
I'm arguing in favor of opening up stores, opening up states, parks, gyms, etc. in a measured way that allows people to go back to earning a living, go to the grocery store, not get policed out of leaving the house. Open small businesses back up, etc. Open up the "economy"; if this triggers you then you can stay in your basement for the rest of your life.

>>18574360
that's why people shouldn't have that authority. You would let thousands of families become homeless and children starve to add 2 years to someone's life

Only kikes, niggers, spics and roasties care about maintaining the this status quo.
Burn it burn it to the fucking ground

>>18571604
I hate authright. I love authleft. Simple as.

>>18575570
I respect this point of view. I don't respect people virtue signaling that we need to keep everything closed to "save lives" when lives under 60 are objectively more in danger by denying them food, housing and a paycheck

>>18574303
>The virus doesn't care about anything

also just lol, check the chart: >>18575225
Looks pretty clearly like it cares about your age, you big retarded goober.