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>> No.18525573

FUD

>> No.18525591

>>18525566
whats the minimum penis size to satisfy a nubian goddess like this? im think 8-8.5in

>> No.18525607
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18525607

is this priced in?

>> No.18525621

>>18525566
Based op

>> No.18525633

>>18525566
That's a weave

>> No.18525640

>>18525566
I am in love with this goddess
I would do everything to eat her pussy

>> No.18525641

>>18525566
Monday is gonna be a bloody fucking red day, oh my brothers and only friends. And I cannot wait.

>> No.18525643

negress

>> No.18525650

Thanks for the actual thread.

That’s pretty much a perfect figure, too bad I don’t really like black chicks.

>> No.18525656

>>18525566
>when you call her a dumb nigger while railing the fuck out of her and make her call you master and blow your white man's seed in her pussy
Banging black women is great.

>> No.18525661

>>18525640
You gay nigga.

>> No.18525668
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18525668

>tfw too poor to have had bought at the bottom

>> No.18525669

>>18525566
her badge is from duke university hospital btw
>t. knower

>> No.18525675

Tripfags are the pedophiles of /smg/

>> No.18525682

>>18525656
This Anon knows.

>> No.18525683

>>18525566
built for BWC

>> No.18525684
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>> No.18525714

Going to start hitchhiking really soon.
I hope he has drugs for me to indulge in...

>> No.18525718

>>18525641
Nope. Everyone is expecting it to be red, throw in the fact that they'll probably fund the small business loan program and you have a moon mission to 295+ SPY.

>> No.18525720

>>18525656
i've fucked plenty of black girls and that shit never came up. all i know is i stopped because of std statistics kek

>> No.18525769

>>18525566
Based
Fuck tripfags

>> No.18525773

>>18525720
Nice try incel

>> No.18525808

how is there no news about the bullshitity of the stock market right now in spite of all odds??

>> No.18525812

This market can't keep going up.

>> No.18525814

Fuck tripfags btw

>> No.18525825

Just dipped my feet into stocks for the first time. I bought some Disney shares. Safe bet, right?

>> No.18525830

>>18525675
Pedophiles are tripfags of /smg/

>> No.18525835

>>18525718
>>18525825
I take my post back, crash imminent.

>> No.18525847
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>>18525812
jesus if only things made this much sense.
they are killing the shorts positions on the way down. they want to see people like michael bury be buried. they wanna take us down with them.

>> No.18525853
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18525853

>>18525830
Incorrect. Sorry you’ve never had 100% legal 14 year old pussy, Amerimutt.

>> No.18525859
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18525859

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!

>> No.18525872

>>18525825
Despite what shit eating retards in this thread will tell you, DIS is a good bet if your hands aren't on fire and you're willing to hold for a bit. Look into oil for possible long-term investment too.

>> No.18525873
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18525873

>>18525853
>not being an Amerimutt

get the fuck out of our thread Ranjesh

>> No.18525883
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18525883

JCP CREW RISE UP

>> No.18525887

>>18525825
What price?

>> No.18525890

>>18525853
How do I short muslims? Do I just go long on LMT and RTX? Are there any war lobbyists I can long?

>> No.18525892

>>18525825
You bought today? You know monday is blackswan, right?

>> No.18525897

>>18525873
If you don’t want to fuck a legal teenage pajeetress, you’re gay.

>> No.18525921
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18525921

>up 4.2% in my personal account and 4.7% in my TFSA today
what's the point in bank savings accounts? what's the point of bonds? what's the point in literally anything but stocks?

>> No.18525967

>>18525897
I hope one day to light pedophiles like you on fire.

>> No.18525969

>>18525887
104.75 a share. Not great, but OK I think.

>>18525892
I don't know what that is.

>> No.18525978
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>>18525892
>I predict there will be an unpredictable event Monday

>> No.18525979

banks need an additional source of income to gamble on

>> No.18525990

>>18525969
This weekend the media and thus the market will realize Remdevir has severe side effects and Trumps "open up the economy" is fucked resulting in a bloodbath. The good news weeks are over, enter Bobomonth.

>> No.18526013

why does /smg/ thread split so often?

>> No.18526046

>>18525978
Unpredictability and events that are not priced in are priced in.

>> No.18526056

>>18525883
This is bearish. We thought their financial position had improved because they were going to stop making debt and lease payments, thereby slashing expenses. Instead it looks like they're just going further into debt to continue to dump money into their existing debt. You might as well invest in a allegorical black hole.

>> No.18526116

>>18525921
Savings are a godsend when "Mr Murphy" shows up at your door. Would you prefer to pay him with plastic and get fucked by the interest fees or just pay the whole nut with your savings and screw the credit company at the same time?

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>>18525967
HOLY FUCK BASED

>> No.18526170

does anyone really know what to do with this market?
one side of the coin, the government and their "independent" shell company ran by JEROME will do anything to stop the market from crashing and it's free money as long as wall street plays along
the other side of the coin...shitters like robinhood are letting teenagers leverage options with no real repercussions as long as the person lies about their age, experience, and wealth. banks would love to destroy all of the competition that brought in zero-fee trading, fractional shares, and options to the average retard

>> No.18526193

>>18526013
The timelines split, in one universe the stonks go up and it the other the stonks go down.

>> No.18526221

>>18526170
Long as I keep making green I don't care what happens. I just hope they send a 2nd wave of Govt checks. I'd gladly take 1200 or 2400 more dollars.

>> No.18526249

>>18526148
Seething samefag. We’re you molested? 4chin loves cunny.

>> No.18526250

>>18525967
I also share that dream

>> No.18526252

Bought 8,200 dollars worth of Exxon Mobil stock today.

>> No.18526260

>>18526252
Be in it for the long haul and don't freak out because of what happens on monday

>> No.18526262

>>18526252
>not Chevron

never gonna make it, enjoy having your face ripped off on Monday

>> No.18526274

>>18526262
>>not chevron
>buying the worst performing oil company on the verge of bankruptcy

>> No.18526284

>>18526274
cmon bud the market is closed work on your b8

>> No.18526288

>>18525566
now imagine if she had white skin

>> No.18526302

when you have 500k to your name, how do you live off it for the foreseeable future? like how do you get 3k bucks or someshit every month off just parking the money in some safe assets?

>> No.18526306

>>18526252
For the love of Christ why didn’t you do that on Monday?

>> No.18526308
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18526308

I have $600 to spare and just got an app for stocks
What sticks should I buy

>> No.18526311

>>18526302
dividends and bonds

>> No.18526314

/biz/ is overrun with trolls lately
I hate those low iq shitters

>> No.18526319

>>18525566
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/government-debt
Will this affect the stock market in any way?

>> No.18526321

>>18526252
You sold before market close, right?

>> No.18526325

>>18526274
>not buying COP based on fundamentals

>> No.18526326

>>18526302
>500k
>a lot

first job out of school I processed checks into rich people's brokerage accounts and I would see rich dude's with over 1mil in the S&P 500

if you start being "safe" at 500k you're never gonna truly make it

>> No.18526327

>>18526249
Based cunnychad

>> No.18526334
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18526334

>>18526308
Birtch for decoration Oak and other hard woods for building

>> No.18526340

>>18526314
>everyone is dumb except for me

>> No.18526348

TRNX - had a very good run with them today debating on to enter again on monday for a quick $800/1000 gain. (800 is all I need to make up for my ONTX loss blunder). But I got very lucky today don't want to screw myself and backslide more if it goes south. Fuck, 800 ain't nothing to me, hell the loss would even help me come tax time next year but it's the principle damnit, I hate losing.

>> No.18526351

>>18526302
You need to find an investment giving a more than 7% yield to get $3,000/month off $500,000.

>> No.18526358

>>18526340
have you been outside /smg/
they spam gay porn

>> No.18526368

>>18526326
any cool stories?. what do you do now?

>> No.18526370

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFftsn6izic&t=4s
Priced in?

>> No.18526372

>>18525812
Just wait until earnings. That'll bring people back to reality. Right now the market is just running on hope

>> No.18526373

>>18526321
No.
>>18526306
>>18526262
Why are you so sure bad things are going to happen monday? Stock is climbing nice, this one day since I bought it. I've got a feeling Monday is going to be just fine.

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>>18525566
Hahaha faggot bears can eat shit for dinner tonight.

>> No.18526383

>>18526376
I made 11k from GILD puts kek

>> No.18526384

>>18526376
That picture is really funny for some reason.

>> No.18526389
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18526389

Brainlet here: how do you know if a companies share price is overvalued or not?

>> No.18526393

>>18526252
Thanks. I sold all mine today at close. Good luck retard

>> No.18526396
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18526396

>>18525967
>teenager
>pedo
Sheeet retard you can pretend 16ish~20ish isn’t prime pussy and chase after single mothers. That’s fine. Every man in the world will, in his head, know you’re a pathetic loser whose internalized a cùckholded mentality forced on you by modern society.

We used to tell our boys they were men at 13 and let them go out into the world to start acquiring wives and making babies.

Your mentality was born of softer times, and you’ve mistaken the oppressive elements of society for the beneficial elements.

>> No.18526413

>>18526389
>is it a publicly traded US company?
>yes
>its stock is overvalued

>> No.18526419

>>18526373
You'll probably be fine in the long term XOM is a world class buy, just don't panic sell if bear market continues for longer than you think

>> No.18526427

>>18525883

I threw a few disposable dollars at JCP today. If it tanks no big deal.

>> No.18526430

>>18526326
>yes goy risk all your cash during a recession

>> No.18526432

>>18526396
I’m nearly 30 and still regularly fuck 17-22 year old women because they hit the wall early these days. It’s only natural to like post-pubescent teenage girls.

>> No.18526445

who here didn't buy CCJ at 6.00

>> No.18526446

Anyone here allocate money to crypto? How dumb would it be to put 5% of my net worth into it?

>> No.18526455

>>18526446
Can you just do something not retarded and give me that 5%? Your money is still gone, but atleast you made one anon feel better.

>> No.18526457

>>18526432
It's the drugs. It fucks them up. That and lack of exercise.

>> No.18526458

How much should I allocate to my cunny fund annually?

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>>18526334

>> No.18526479
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>>18526419
Why is everyone so sure it's going to dive?

>> No.18526482

>>18525825
(((Disney+))) has been very good for them. They were smart to get their filthy paws all over some of the movies they bought, which were from a number of different studios IIRC.
I don't like that they own a huge chunk of ESPN. I think that's going to be a problem for them. Still probably a good long-term buy.

>> No.18526488

why is xom mooning

>> No.18526510

Any new streaming services going public soon?

>> No.18526525

>>18526488
Because somebody sold, bless his pink soul.

>> No.18526533
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18526533

>weekends are just waiting for the market to open on monday now

>> No.18526536

>>18526396
dont worry one day someone will cut your born in the wrong generation pedophile head off

>> No.18526538
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18526538

>>18526510
yeh bro I'm launching my streaming piss into your mother's mouth

>>18526413
>>18526446
>is it a publicly traded US company?
>yes
>its stock is overvalue
also
>wants to put 5% of his networth in crypto

Get out of this thread retard. Go gamble on "emerging market" and meme-tokens until you lose it all.

>>18526457
jesus christ t-baby guy you always manage to say the dumbest shit...
Anyone who pretends exercise is more important than diet has a head full of rocks.

>> No.18526543

Reminder, we have to open the economy back up. Everyone who is worth living will live. Everyone who has a shitty immune system or has a preexisting condition and places a burden on the healthcare system shouldn’t live.

>> No.18526553
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18526553

I've gone all in on SPXS at a roughly $12.78 per share. I'm going to drop $800 on it next week if my check gets in on time.

I'm going to make it, anons. My goal is to sell @18-20 and with the gains open another tier of Robinhood's margin trading. I need this top off for another $1000.

I will make it, boys. I will make it. I really do mean all in. Every dollar.

I've held for like 2 weeks now, just averaging down. Soon... Soon...

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18526567

>QQQ less than 10% from all time high
>SQQQ all time low
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK!
Should I all in SQQQ????????

>> No.18526576

>>18526543
luckily when pressed on it most ppl dont share this death cult whiny attitude bc ur a weirdo who wants to larp jonestown for money

>> No.18526579
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18526579

>>18526543
enjoy your organ damage, infertility, and shortened life span

>> No.18526586

>>18526538
So angry. Somebody doesn’t lift and also lost money today.

>> No.18526590

>>18526567
I've gone all in on SPXS

Do it.

>> No.18526605

seriously though guys, uranium stocks are basically above where they were before 3/23
buy the next dip and enjoy the ride

>> No.18526606

>>18526427
If it reverse splits you could get strapped with a huge reorganization fee

>> No.18526609

>>18526576
You’ll see, bud. As stubborn as cuomo is, he will soon realize that federal funding eventually runs out. We simply aren’t made to babysit each state. We will open up and most of us will have developed antibodies to resist being killed by this shitty cold.

>> No.18526612

>>18526479
because today's pump for oil stocks was complete ass-on-head retarded.
The common wisdom is to not buy oil stocks until after their earnings report and when things actually start to open back up.
That being said we're talking about "common wisdom" and what stocks "should" do in this clown market.
So who knows, you very well might be singing "we're in the money" come noon on Monday.

But any kind of "normal stock logic" would say that Monday is going to be brutal for oil stocks

>> No.18526617

my positions:
$10k call on oil
$15k call on tesla
$15k call on carbon emission futures
lets fucking rip

>> No.18526624

>>18526567
Who knows, the market is fully detached from reality at this point. We might just end up soaring past ATH, or crash below the march low point. There is no way of knowing since as i said, the market is following a fictional economy that does not exist in this plane of existence.

>> No.18526631

>>18526605
They're up because Vogtle units 3 & 4 are almost complete and SO just ordered fuel. It won't do anything for the next decade when SMRs become more viable.

>> No.18526632

>>18526617
When do your calls expire?

>> No.18526635

>>18526553
There’s retards like you still holding $29 SQQQ too and saying the same thing

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>>18526479
Can someone please answer this? Why did some anons here try to make me feel stupid for buying 200 stocks of XOM today? Why were you sure it's going to dunk on monday?

>> No.18526642
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18526642

How the fuck has Bank of America already recovered, did people really forget their earnings literally three days ago?

>> No.18526649

If it's just small businesses not being effectively bailed out with infinite qe why wouldn't large companies and blue chips moon?

>> No.18526651

>>18526635
Yeah but my average is 12.78, not 20

>> No.18526654

>>18526631
I believe that, so what's next for nuclear, thorium? or is it a meme

>> No.18526658

>>18526609
i mean, what else can we do? like it or not, society needs slaves to run the machines of society, even if they are shinier and more complicated machines the logic remains the same. we're just going to have to sacrifice people, we don't have a choice. the show must go on.

the thing that should piss you off is that our leaders failed us by getting all nice and friendly with China and moving all of our shit over there for a quick buck, and now we're paying for it. we're paying for it in blood.

>> No.18526660

FUTURES BLOOD GREY BULLS AND BEARS BTFO

ah fuck it I added a little bit of money on my TDA and I'm just going to buy calls I give up on being bearish and 'm going to channel my inner boomer.

>> No.18526666

>>18526612
I see. Thank you.
>>18526638
This post is no longer relevant.

>> No.18526674

Monday will be bigly green. Spy isn't slowing until 300

>> No.18526680

how much longer does aftermarket hour last bros... i might all in into sqqq

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>>18526586
up big because
BASED
GAY
JEW
NERD

and yeah bodyweight bullshit sucks but it's forced me to do more core work so whatever

>> No.18526687

>>18526642
probably a combination of jerome and a bunch of boomers gambling on who's going to survive the coronapocalypse.

>> No.18526706

>>18526651
And I was telling them they’d see $11 sqqq before again, just like you’ll see $7 spxs soon

>> No.18526709

The level of what the fuck going on with the market right now. Stonks still holding while food shortages are coming and businesses are boarding up for an 18 month depression with a massive brain-drain of employees fleeing for essential businesses. I don't understand what people are doing.

>> No.18526713

>>18526543
it is literally the task of the health care system to help people who have conditions / weak immune systems.
>health
>care
>stop acting all hardcore you idiot

>> No.18526719

>>18526642
We're not recovering. We're just in a speculation market of chasing highs. Everyone is FOMO wanting to chase HUGE jumps in stock prices. When everyone is chasing with calls and such, big boys step out

>> No.18526720

is it a good idea to buy after earning reports? i imagine it will go down but recover pretty quickly

>> No.18526722

Looks like SNSS is proposing a reverse split.

>> No.18526729

>>18526389
You wait a few months and see if it goes up or down.

>> No.18526735

>>18526709
getting good trading done before the great sleep

I'm trying to do it too, squeeze money out of some stocks before everything is shit or stagnant for months

>> No.18526745

>>18526706
everything is against you

>> No.18526750
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18526750

Daily warning.

>> No.18526762

>>18526314
>shitters
Roland LeBay feels your pain.

>> No.18526766

>>18526638
Because it was lower dynasty 39.5 yesterday. Holy you bought near there and not at the top.

>> No.18526767

For SPXS or SDOW to make any sense right now you basically need to assume the algorithms will freak the fuck out and hit breakers again. Before the recent collapse breakers pretty much never happened.

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18526770

Am I gonna make it bros:

40 OKE
30 RTX
29 MPC
20 RDS.B
17 FRO
16 DHT

>> No.18526771

>>18526706
3x is too decaying during volatility

>> No.18526781

>>18526713
im conflicted. more and more i feel like health care should be a human right, but at the same time there are a lot of assholes out there who would take advantage of that, both normies ("hey i can be an unhealthy piece of shit and still get treatment, yay!") and politicians (pork barrel spending, unoptimized cost-benefit analysis, bureaucracy). how can everyone get health care but it also be optimized, efficient, and competitively costed?

>> No.18526783

>>18526383
Nice. Glad that worked for you.

>> No.18526787

>>18526745
You don’t have to take my warning, just remember it when you lose most of your money

>> No.18526799

>>18526750
>-$689,000
what the actual fuck

>> No.18526802

>>18526750
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>> No.18526808

>>18526787
Lol, you'll see me again. We'll see who was wrong or right by next week's time.

>> No.18526813

>>18526781
>how can everyone get health care but it also be optimized, efficient, and competitively costed?
It can't.

>> No.18526821

>>18526781
i dont know

>> No.18526841

>>18525969
You did ok. Aim for 115 max, but sell at the next 106~107 if you see the curve invert.
Also, monday maybe will get a small drop to 102 min, don't freak out if it does. I'm going back in if it does. DIS is game until this is over and the parks open. They will get a potential bump there.

>> No.18526849

>>18526781
Most people are worth more dead.

>> No.18526851

>>18526813
i suppose. mostly the problem comes down to human nature fucking us over, the selfishness and greed and other base instincts determining bad behavioral patterns. technological transcendence is probably the only solution, we need advanced AI to save us. hopefully i live long enough to see it happen in my lifetime.

>> No.18526856

>>18526750
This week pissed me off, I put down 470 into a weekly SPY put on Monday like how could I know I'd get a 4% boom in fucking stocks, when the banks said they had a 80% cut in profits they ALL went up 4%? Jesus fucking Christ man. That is why I bought weekly, not to get 80% losses!!! So, yeah I am broke. I hate options.

>> No.18526859

>>18526808
>by next week
Just to be clear, for the screenshot, you predict breakers by next Friday?

>> No.18526869

>>18526606

Hadn't thought of that. How huge? I put $20 on it.

>> No.18526871

>everything goes up or down at the same time
There are no traders, just algos manipulating the market.

>> No.18526874

>>18526856
i guess too many normies heard from their friend Jeffrey to "buy when there is blood in the streets".

>> No.18526875

>>18526851
>Implying things like greed and selfishness are inherently bad

>> No.18526885

Going to hitchhike and leave everything behind...
Just gonna bring a bible, my ssn, birth certificate and makeup. I don't think I need anything else desu

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18526902

>muh black monday
>sure hope you didn't buy today

>> No.18526904

>”people” are actually posting in the tripfag thread
Disgusting. Anyway, went long with another 20% of my cash at midday today, so expect some red to start off next week

>> No.18526905

>>18526767
You don't need it to hit breakers. The best case is a gradual but continuous downtrend over several days. That allows the power of the 3x leverage to build up.

>> No.18526915

>>18526770
>17 FRO
>16 DHT
are those strike prices or the # of shares you're holding?

>> No.18526929

>>18526750
Leve and DONT come back faggot

>> No.18526930

>>18526875
i guess it's just a question of how much freedom you're willing to give up to make the world a better place. but yeah, all of our problems are more or less the result of people doing what they want at the cost of others. this gets particularly bad when it gets to the level of the top 0.1% and/or politicians, in any country. tends not to work out so well for the masses, so yeah it's bad.

>> No.18526942

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>> No.18526951
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How do you get good at stock options? I've had some blind luck but just fucking around.

>> No.18526952

>>18526904
i unironically just do a ctrl+f for smg and then go to the first one.

>> No.18526957

>>18526869
Depends on the platform. Schwab charges $39. TDA and E*Trade are $38 a pop. Scottrade is $20.
Some brokers are totally free, and some are free if you have a certain status.
It doesn't apply to all reverse splits or mergers, but it can. Just know that lots of people have been mildly fucked by penny stocks they bought as a joke.

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>>18526942

>> No.18526970

>>18526951
>I've had some blind luck but just fucking around.
until you get insider information this is as good as it gets

>> No.18526971

Povertyfag here. I’m still making ok cash but I keep hitting RH daytrading warning. I’m afraid to turn it off. Options?

>> No.18526974

bullish
https://twitter.com/frankshyong/status/1251212903715229696

>> No.18526976
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18526976

>>18525812
>>18525825
>>18525835
I’m actually dying laughing at people buying a car company right now that is trading at $750 a share.

I like some of you guys, don’t go to to the stock market on monday.

>> No.18526979

>>18526915
Shares

>> No.18526987

>>18526976
2nd most valuable car company in the world in terms of market cap

>> No.18526989

We’re up because trumps son in law Kushner still had calls

>> No.18526993

>>18526376
Great picture. I love this cat. Do you mind if I save this?

>> No.18526997

>>18525591
6.5 in did it for my ex nubian

>> No.18526999

>>18526993
its all yours

>> No.18527001

>>18526974
Yeah but only 55% had a job before the Chinese virus

>> No.18527006
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do i put everything in GLD bros if theres apparently a big recession coming?

>> No.18527007

>>18525668
There will be more dips. Not as steep though

>> No.18527025

>>18526536
>being literally retarded
Don’t worry
I’ll make sure that if my daughters date older men, they’ll never go anywhere near losers like you

>> No.18527029

why they're calling corona "the invisible enemy"

>> No.18527039

>>18527029
cause you can't see it

>> No.18527043

>>18526987
The glovebox’s don’t even open with a latch... Like lmfao, I’d rather drive a 1999 camry than a Tesla, they are soo overpriced.

>> No.18527047

>>18527006
Buy GILD

>> No.18527055

>>18526979
>only 17 shares of FRO

not sure about that bud

>> No.18527061

>>18527039
so every virus is "an invisible enemy"? i thought it has something with china conspiracy theory

>> No.18527063

>>18527029
>INVISABLE ENEMY SCARY

>> No.18527070

>Trump attacking Cuomo as expected

>> No.18527071

>>18526957

I dont think my brokerage charges a fee for a split. Deep search yielded nothing in my TOS. Wouldnt even bother fighting it if were talking $20-$50, I'd just take it as a lesson learned. Anything above that and I'd get fussy. Thanks for the heads up anon.

>> No.18527081

>>18526885
Bring a gun you retard.

Also weed and a flask help.

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>>18526976
>Everything is a fuck
>BUY CALLS NOW!
How in the actual fuck?

>> No.18527086

>>18526976
>Monday will be red!
Lol retard

>> No.18527091

>>18526722
Nooo!! I dumped my children's college fund in this garbage stock!! SNSS Anon told told me they wouldn't reverse split! I'm ruined!

>> No.18527094

>clown crew on instead of Cramer
What the fuck? I hate these assholes. This Tim guy is the biggest fucking idiot... is he still short Tesla and long alllll cannabis companies?

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18527098

What do you think about my protfolio anons?

>> No.18527099

We are now only 11% from SPX being at its ATH

>> No.18527105

>>18526750
>Doubt

>> No.18527106

>>18527091
if its a 2:1 RS is he gonna switch his name to SN anon

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>>18527029
Who knows?

>> No.18527121

>>18526617
>tesla call
>calling one of the most overvalued stocks on the nasdaq
falling for memes i see

>> No.18527126

>>18526770
My mans, I got RDS.B at $20 too. Worried about Monday though, thinking of selling now then waiting for the true drop

>> No.18527127

>>18527098
Stupid

>> No.18527131

When this one reaches the limit, someone make a new one so we aren’t using the tripfag’s thread

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18527141

welp, its friday again

what do we do now

>> No.18527156

>tfw too new and too broke to trade SPY stock options

>> No.18527157
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18527157

Someone teach me the ins and outs of stock options, damn it.

>> No.18527171

>>18527127
Why? Use your words, you retarded nigger

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18527173

>>18527086
Ok feel free to laugh at me when J’m wrong then. I think I’ll be right, but go ahead and inverse my play then.

I won’t care either way up 650% in the past 3 months, haha.

>> No.18527184

>>18527157
Bro, TDameritade has an entire education section. Also an entire TV network that you can watch online or amazon firestick, also think or swim classes

>> No.18527189

>>18527157
Sell TSLA calls for free money.

>> No.18527199

>>18527106
The RS is far from guaranteed, if you read the filing more closely you'll see it's standard filing requirement in case they need it, since they wouldn't even have the option if they didn't file this. It still isn't exactly good news, but it's no guarantee of an R/S

>> No.18527208

>>18526957
>Schwab charges $39

I just contacted Schwab support and the representative said that they don't charge any fees for reverse splits.

>> No.18527215

>>18527173
Why would i listen to some retard who trades on his fucking PHONE ahahahahahahahhahahah!
You’re a real wolf of Wall Street dude hahahahahahAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

>> No.18527227

>>18527189
Wanna give me the funds to do a covered call?

>> No.18527242

>>18527173
What's your break even?

>> No.18527243
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18527243

i just want a nice portefolio with good stocks which i put monthly my salary in for 10 years and hopefully have 500k. all i just want to do is talk politics and finance with my friends and family. i don't want a big mansion or a flashy lambo, just some nice money to live a comfortabel life and doing what i love, which is capitalize on what's going on.

maybe i ask to much or maybe it's possible to reach, time will tell but god i'd love to be 40 years old with at least 1 milion in bank and sit in the living room with my friends talking politics with a nice hermes tie on

>> No.18527244

>>18526771
Fed is pumping Junk Etfs until like June .. there is no Decay until then big guy

>> No.18527265

>>18527243
>with my friends
yeah ok big guy, dream big

>> No.18527266

>>18527126
he didnt get it at 20, he owns 20 shares

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>>18527215
Imagine thinking you need a bloomberg to trade stocks. The absolute state.

>> No.18527295

>>18526781
I live in a socialist country.
Regular care isn't the real problem, it's way cheaper than in the US.
The problem is when they perform a heart surgery on a 60+ yr fucker that already had 2 strokes and it costs 125k for that old fart to live 2 or 3 more years.
And then when I go to the hospital then rush my diagnosis, run minimun tests because I'm young and healthy.

And then the goverment has all this stupid rules about healthy food to people don't get has sick and don't go to the HS seeking treatment and co-paid meds.
For example, while goverment get good deal with some meds and there are med companies selling exclusivly to the goverment.
Meds like that AIDS one from Gilead is unique and the goverment had to pay like 3k instead of the 5k a US citizen pays, still huge compared to other meds.

I don't feel it's right that in the US you have to pay 15k for the ambulance ride, it's a fucking rip off.
But apart from emergency, everything else should be private.

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18527305

Do any of you Anons have experience trading European stocks? I'm thinking about getting into Airbus since it's hovering around the year low and I don't trust Boeing stock to not get fucked in the ass

>> No.18527313

B I B I L I C A L
O
B
ONDAY

>> No.18527320

birx has a huge lucious ass.

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>>18527242
>>18527215
Didn’t they use to use paper to trade stocks. It doesn’t matter bro, we’re all frens here.

Post your 3 month return then...

LINK 1k EOY.

Also I bought the PUT today so if Tesla goes to $720 or so I make a nice profit, if it falls to $450 or so I make a retard level profit.

>> No.18527328

>>18527313
For good or for bad?

>> No.18527348

>>18527243
>sit in the living room with my friends talking politics
You have a pretty boring life, huh? You're suppose to aim bigger, why sit and talk about politics (which doesn't provide you with anything except wasting valuable time) when you could directly influence politics by sponsoring the candidate of your choice, their campaign and actually make somewhat of an impact? Come on now, this is why you'll never /makeit/

>> No.18527353

>>18527305
Didn’t Pratt & Whitney just do a deal with Airbus? Aka our Buy RTX guys because they are a sub of RTX

>> No.18527354

>>18526902
For some reason this post relaxed me after anons called me a retard for buying XOM this morning.

>> No.18527359

>>18527326
I hope it works out for you and then I'll buy cheap Tesla stock.

>> No.18527369

>>18527326
Why do you think Tesla will go down?

>> No.18527370

>>18526971
Get 25k dumb shit

>> No.18527371

>now oil companies don't even need to sell oil to moon

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>>18527326
>>18527173
Correction to my previous post I was (past tense) up over 600%.

>>18527359
Yes that’s the plan my guy

>> No.18527418

>>18526666
>I see. Thank you.
sure thing
but ultimately you bought XOM, which isn't going to go belly up and eventually will go back up.
So that's why I say don't freak out. Just hold it until it goes back up and enjoy the dividends.

>> No.18527419

>>18526252
good anon. safe oil bet for sure.

>> No.18527438

>>18527295
When i was in the military i crashed my motorcycle. an ambulance ride and a week in the hospital would have cost $20000. Since i was in the military it was free. If I still had free healthcare I would still ride. Free healthcare is amazing, its like wall street no matter how stupid or reckless you are the government will bail you out. All americans need free healthcare,

>> No.18527443

>>18527371
They've reduced expenses. Drilling and shipping costs money.

>> No.18527449

>>18527369
Because no one has money to buy a 50k meme car that you don't even get tax credits for anymore.

>> No.18527468

>>18527438
>Free healthcare
Why do people call it free? It's far from free

>> No.18527469

Kind of big week ahead:

Week ahead calendar

Monday

Earnings: IBM, Steel Dynanics, Equifax, Zions Bancorp, Ally Financial, Halliburton, Infosys, Royal Phillips, Truist Financial

Tuesday

Earnings: Coca-Cola, Netflix, Travelers, Texas Instruments, Chubb, Lockheed Martin, CIT Group, SAP, HCA Healthcare, Manpower, Prologis, Comerica, Emerson Electric, Synchrony Financial, Snap, Canadian Pacific Railways, Interactive Brokers, Teradyne

8:30 a.m. Philadelphia Fed nonmanufacturing

10:00 a.m. Existing home sales

Wednesday

Earnings: AT&T, Las Vegas Sands, Alcoa, Boston Beer, Kinder Morgan, Delta Air Lines, Baker Hughes, Quest Diagnostics, Kimberly-Clark, Nasdaq, Discover Financial, Netgear, Seagate Technology, SLM, TD Ameritrade, CSX, Biogen, Thermo Fisher, LM Ericsson

9:00 a.m. FHFA home prices

Thursday

Earnings: Intel, Blackstone Group, Eli Lily, Credit Suisse, Invesco, Huntington Bancshares, Tractor Supply, Capital One, FirstEnergy, Hershey, Southwest Air, Union Pacific, Citrix, Domino’s Pizza, PulteGroup

8:30 a.m. Weekly claims

9:45 a.m. Manufacturing PMI

9:45 a.m. Services PMI

10:00 a.m. New home sales

Friday

Earnings: American Express, Verizon, Sanofi, Eni

8:30 a.m. Durable goods

10:00 a.m. Consumer sentiment

>> No.18527472

>>18527438

Yeah but the only reason it's good free healthcare is because other people are paying into it. If everyone was getting it free it would be shitty like every other government gibs

>> No.18527477

>>18527449
Then why in the ever living fuck did their stock rise to begin with? Why did any of these stocks rise

>> No.18527478

>>18526976
Based

>> No.18527483

>>18527469
It'll be really bad first week of May when April data starts coming in.

>> No.18527486

>>18527468
the trick is to take out more than you put in.

>> No.18527496

>>18527477
Fed manipulating the "risk free" rate and money supply.

>> No.18527497

>>18527477
Because normies unironically think that Tesla is poised to overtake every other major car manufacturer in the world.

>> No.18527500

RTX plummets on monday

pumps hard on thursday
DHT continues climbing all weekend long

>> No.18527506

FUTURES ARE RED, YOUR TIME IS UP BULLS

>> No.18527512

>>18527496
Yes but for how longer will they continue this madness?
That's why I don't wanna do puts...

>> No.18527531

>>18527497
Arent normies the majority though? And wouldn't their will determine the market?

>> No.18527536

>>18527512
As long as they can. And then we'll have endless bankrupcties and restructuring.

Invest in low debt companies with strong margins and industry leading ROIC and you'll be fine.

>> No.18527538

>>18527486
Yeah, let me just head out and smash my spine on a rock real quick so I get my money's worth

>> No.18527556

>>18527215
Lol ur one of those people

>> No.18527559

>entire market is crypto now
>bitcoin is now stable

>> No.18527561

I think I'll just go cash heavy and wait for shit to go to normal, see you in like 10 years

>> No.18527579

>oil $18

based.

>> No.18527586

>>18527559
ive made more money trading this market after the bottom then I ever did in crypto

so this is how to feels not trading manipulated shitcoins

>> No.18527599

What are y’all planning to buy next week?

>> No.18527602

>>18527599
nothing

>> No.18527607

>>18527586
Welcome to the post-corona manipulated shitcoin stockmarket senpai

>> No.18527616

sell on tuesday, the end is coming

>> No.18527621

>>18527616
As long as the fed keeps buying this won't end

>> No.18527649

>>18527621
Inb4 one mega Corp own all each sector because serfdom sold everything in a panic

>> No.18527656

>>18526348
How much money are you putting into TRNX? On one hand I jumped in at the beginning today because I thought it will get up to around $1 one way or another. On the other hand, it went up 100% and then back down 70% again so I'm not really sure what to think

>> No.18527661

>>18527055
Am I not going to make it?

>> No.18527670
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I have three major goals in life:
>buy low
>sell high
>cunnyficate /smg/

>> No.18527675

>>18526674
Dude I see at least a touch on the ATH. This clown market can only end after we push through a new ATH and then some on top of it.

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>>18527500
Fool, you never can defeat me.

>> No.18527682

>>18527369
>>18527449
Tesla's product, the cars, are OK. The potential is incredible and exciting! Solar roofs, and private underground traffic free tunnels for the upper-middle class! Yes please.

However, I absolutely hate the way the company is currently running / valued. They just laid-off 75% of their staff in Reno, NV. Why this is important is because this is where the Tesla-Semi project is based.

It is being valued as the "Autonomous Semi" "Solar Roof" "Mars Exploration" "Future Self Driving Taxi Fleet" company.

However, for now, they just sell over-priced electric cars. Trust me soccer moms are not switching from $28,000 Honda CRV's to $45,000 Model Y's anytime soon.

>> No.18527715

>>18525566
I recognize that badge from Wellstar Hospital in Georgia. Me and this cutey probably work in the same building.

>> No.18527718

>>18525883
Boomers have massive nostalgia for department stores like JCP and sears, they'll prop them up forever

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18527723

are any minor few percentage gains even significant when 8-10% inflation is encroaching?

to earn value you would need to earn at least 15% on your capital every single year

>> No.18527728

>>18527718
Sears is dead.

>> No.18527733

>>18527656
I ain't really decided yet. I sold today with a nice profit so I'm hesitant to gamble on another roll of the dice with them. An almost 800 actual loss is far better than an 2000 or more one.

>> No.18527743

let's say that a stock has it's earnings come out
and the stock market HATES it
and you see that the stock drops that day

does that usually carry over into multi day drops?
or is it normally something that the new price is discovered by the end of day?

Or is this question a complete
>depends
kind of question?

>> No.18527744

>>18526885
makeup?

>> No.18527745

>>18527715
I'm also a vet but in the hospitals I worked in we didn't put badges on the animals.

>> No.18527768

>>18527743
it depends

>> No.18527771

>>18527768
yeah I figured

>> No.18527794

>>18527743
Jerome will straight up start buying equities if he sees a circuit breaker trip

>> No.18527800

>>18527670
A+ doujin

>> No.18527808

>>18526722
How will that affect price?

>> No.18527821

Oil's at half price right now, good first stock?

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>futures

>> No.18527881

>>18527469
bullish af

>> No.18527893

>>18527733
Gotcha. I know what you mean, I couldn't get out today if I wanted to so I'm just hoping it goes well next week

>> No.18527901

>>18527098
I am guessing your hoping this bull gets slaughtered before june and you bought those puts just in case the Fed prints out a time machine?

>> No.18527906 [DELETED] 

oil companies
>equity exceed market cap
>book value exceeds share price
>stable earnings track record with fat dividend yields averaging 6% - current yields 10+% with discount
>low debt/equity, significantly lower than most of industry if you go for majors
>less than 10.0 PE

there's literally zero reason to not buy oil companies right now. They're trading 50%+ below their fair value

you won't get comparable yields anywhere else

>> No.18527933

>>18527906
Think they're gonna drop on Monday or are people gonna flood in to buy?

>> No.18527941

>>18527469
All the smart money is out so data and earnings mean dog shit at this point. We are just waiting for the market overdose on Fed crack at this point.

>> No.18527953

>>18527906
Sounds good. You think they’ll be red on Monday? If so what companies are good? I’m a cryptofag I don’t know shit from dick lol

>> No.18527958

>>18527743
the institutionals can't sell all of their stocks at once, so i'd say that it will take longer than a day

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>>18525566
I bought a bunch of Planet Fitness Stock over the last few weeks? Good long term bet?

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My online broker account just got greenlit and I got 5k€ waiting.

Probably gonna go half ETF and the rest in some big companies that were hit hard and then just HODL until next year.

>> No.18527999

>>18526951
Have balls of steel and spartan level discipline

>> No.18528006

>>18527305
>and I don't trust Boeing stock to not get fucked in the ass

Never bet against America, eurotard.

>> No.18528016

Once you stop caring about fundamentals and treat stocks just like crypto in 2018 you start making a lot of money.

>> No.18528018 [DELETED] 

>>18527933
almost all oil companies are doing buy backs out the ass and promising not to cut dividends
it'll be up Monday

even if share price drops again, you bought at a discounted price already

it may never be this cheap again

>> No.18528019

>>18527906
fun durr mentals lmao

>> No.18528023

>>18526376
Great pic. Awesome color composition. Perfectly timed.

>> No.18528026

ALRIGHT FAGS
I THINK ALL THE GOOD NEWS IS OUT

time to throw on some cheeky inverse smallcaps?

>>18527670
Bruh.

>>18527723
>8-10% inflation
Only thing inflating is your sense of impending doom, until it turns to regret.

>> No.18528047

Why is the stock market climbing while there is a almost a billion job losses? Lol. Are we going to witness the biggest crash ever? Is it actually preparing itself for crashing?

>> No.18528049

So next week they will announce confirmed cases of reinfection and then we will hit ATHs

>> No.18528052

>>18527661
i'm onboarding more FRO. i think they're in the best position to profit from oil glut

>> No.18528064

>>18527506
Said the increasingly nervous bear

>> No.18528068

How tf do so many people in this thread not realize that futures on Friday Night are just what the stock market closed at and we don't get actual futures until 6pm Sunday?

>> No.18528078

Bloomberg is calling the recession early. It's already here. Let's have some fun with earnings.

http://archive.is/SW4pV

>> No.18528091

>>18528068
Fuck off felon

>> No.18528096

>>18528052
Supposedly the saudis are about to release another wave of oil this week further making this situation worse.

>> No.18528099

>futures

ooooooooo

>> No.18528127

>>18527906
They are not gonna be making money for a year. That's gonna hurt the debt.

>> No.18528140

>>18528134
>>18528134
>>18528134
fuck that tripfag's thread, new

>> No.18528176

>>18528096
>making this situation worse.

wouldnt that make it better for oil tanker storage companies?

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>Why yes, I did purchase $3000 of RTX when it was just $60 a share. How could you tell?

>> No.18528258

>>18528047
Because of people FOMOing. There's definitely going to be a crash. It's climbing too fast.

>> No.18528887

>>18526543
You will be old one day