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I am 26 and from Germany. I want to retire at 50 in a Latin American country. My government will pay me a small pension when I reach 67, I think about €700 is the amount you get when you only worked for 20 years. How much do I need to invest per month to reach this goal? I have €10,000 in the Vanguard ALL WORLD already. I am fine with living in a shithole like Guatemala or Venezuela I just want to eat fine Latina pussy until the end of times.

>> No.18517970

>>18517929
i'm 30 and i already got bored of sex
it's overrated

>> No.18518018

imagine being a loser from a first world country wanting to retire in some shithole

>> No.18518042

>>18518018
>loser from a first world country wanting to retire in some shithole
western countries are just like shitholes they are just more expensive to live in

>> No.18518064

>>18518018
What's the problem? Looking at my grandparents they just watch TV all day long and complain about their "small" pension.

>> No.18518094

>>18517970
Low test or not enough partners

>> No.18518111

>>18517929
Around 200k. if you throw that in some dividend stocks you'll get around 4-6% a year which is like 8k or 12k a year. I'm sure in a shithole you'll pay 10-20% of income tax.

>> No.18518155

>>18517929
I am German and thought about the same. But the corona shitshow showed me how important good health systems are, especially when you get older.

Living in a shithole is only acceptable if you have still residency in a first world country and enough emergency cash to charter a plane back home.

The only viable region for that seems to be the Canary Islands, but no cheap pussy there...

>> No.18518171

>>18518111
How much per month? I wanted to put €700 in the Vanguard All World every month.

>> No.18518228

>>18518094
>not enough partners
cause i have a family...

>> No.18518248

God so do I

>> No.18518371

I always think the browner the girl the smellier the butthole, anyone know if this is true?

>> No.18518440

>>18518064
You're just going to get scammed/robbed, then the police are going to ignore you because you're a retarded foreigner. Have fun living among people who silently hold contempt for you

>> No.18518561

>>18518440
Who would holt contempt for me? I am going to Latin America every year and no one has ever robbed me, girls love me and people can't even tell I'm a foreigner because I speak great Spanish and Poortuguese

>> No.18519800

>>18518561
delusional cope. they hate you, Hans.

>> No.18519819

>>18517929
There won't be pensions in the future

>> No.18519848
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18519848

>>18518561
Unironically Puerto Rico

>> No.18519904

>>18517929
>My government will pay me a small pension
Fellow German here: No it will not. Fucking retard.

>> No.18519937

>>18517929
>He thinks there will be money left for him at old age.

>> No.18519942

>>18517929
just become a digital nomad and start living in south america now, don't wait till your life is almost over

>> No.18519997

>>18517929
>I have €10,000 in the Vanguard ALL WORLD
Fucking Boomer Tier. Seriously, you are never going to make it this way. If you would have an IQ above 50, which you don't have according to this:
I am fine with living in a shithole like Guatemala or Venezuela
then you would know that the times of stock markets going up will be over for the next 10 years.
Heck, you can be happy if we are back at ATH in 10 years. And then you didn't even account for the money printing. Meaning your money will be worth even way less. You just lose nigger.
You don't even deserve this advice: But just put all your money into Crypto

>> No.18520031

>>18519997
>But just put all your money into Crypto
its not 2017 anymore

>> No.18520175

>>18520031
Did I say he should gamble on Shitcoins?
BTC, ETH, or LINK
Everything would be a better option than stocks right now, apart from real estate. If OP would have any idea, then he would pull out everything right now and stay in cash. No chance that this will continue much longer

>> No.18520219

>>18517929
lmao

>> No.18520267

internet magik money. yah !!

>> No.18520293

>caring this much about women when you’re 50 years old

such an aspiring man you are

>> No.18520303

>>18517970
You need some fetishes

>> No.18520327

>>18517929
>My government will pay me a small pension

There are two options
1.) It won't
2.) The 700€ will be worth 50€ by todays standards

Brudi, du kannst dich doch nicht auf den Staat verlassen

>> No.18520345

>>18517929
The average pension in Luxembourg is 3300 euros, stop being poor, sauerkraut nigger.

>> No.18520427

>>18520175
fair enough, but i personally am done with crypto, 2017 bullrun was such a head rush, but the aftermath was too much

>> No.18520456

>>18519997
Before I invest anything else I want to put $100,000 in the stock market first

>> No.18520462

>>18517929
>My government will pay me a small pension
Dont count on that.

>> No.18520490

>>18517929
>I am fine with living in a shithole like Guatemala or Venezuela I just want to eat fine Latina pussy until the end of times.
Your end times will be soon after you arrive in either of those nations, I'm certain.

>> No.18520660

>I have €10,000 in the Vanguard ALL WORLD already.
You mean you have 10k and you went all in into just one group? That is so retarded.
You need to grab US like Dow Jones and S&P, a good portion European ones and then some bonds and maybe gold.
Also dividend stocks.
You need about 100k too. 10k doesn't cut it.

>> No.18520794

>>18520456
Do not fucking do it now.
Watch these two videos please and the decide for yourself what would be a good idea:
https://youtu.be/8GP87dgTqF8
https://youtu.be/P4_1pwsm5LY
Check out what Ray Dalio said recently about Gold and stocks.
For the love of god, stop putting money in the stock market at this point.
I get what you are saying, you want those sweet historic gains.
But this is really not the time now.
Good luck.

>> No.18521012

>>18518371
In my experience whiteoids (anglos) have horrible hygiene and STINK
t.australia

>> No.18521299

>>18518018

Imagine a group of people who take a first world country and destroy it to where it's unrecognizable and the young people dream of leaving.

>> No.18521337

>>18518155
>i want to become 200 years old
you will never make it

>> No.18521478

Make sure to visit the prospective countries and do research on if there are jobs available for foreigners.
Research and planning are the keys.
Once you decided, visit even year or two and treat the people you meet well. They will remember you.

>> No.18521611

>>18518561
It'll be different when you're old. As a young person, young women will be quite interested in you because you have the beauty of youth and they see you as someone who might be their instant passport for a first world country and a first world life. The thugs in the shit holes are more likely to leave a young person alone because they're likely to be strong and capable of putting up a strong physical struggle. When you're old, young women will find you creepy and only tolerate you because of your money and citizenship in a first world country. The thugs will be more interested in you because you might be feeble and easy pickings.

>> No.18522040

>>18518042
I totally understand why a German would say that.

>> No.18522097

>>18518371
it's true

>> No.18522137

>>18517929
Ive had several friends die in their 30s. This kind of thinking scares me a bit.

>> No.18522170

>>18517929
based

>> No.18522517

Ive had a similar idea but like others have said Id rather do it sooner than later.