/biz/ - Business & Finance

gonna fucking crab isnt it

>>18514425
Embrace the crab.

So I'm supposed to believe that this entire pandemic is being priced in at just 15% down from the top?

>>18514425
It's gonna dump

>>18514450
as the last few weeks, right? :)

I think my USO is going down tommrow bros

where are all the "all in oil longs" from a few days ago?

>>18514425
It has been crabbing, the 5 minute is a spike trap. But as long as the are people out there who can push it 4% in 30 minutes in the after market for no reason whatsoever talking about patterns is stupid.

>>18514450
Descending wedges usually break up, so it might go up on the robot times.

Every single normie, economics student and 'clever' guy in the office is ranting about how we are in a bull trap. So I guess that means the bottom is in?

>>18514455
it sure looks like it, I'm not concerned

>>18514444
Pandemic + real economy recession vs QE infinity = 15% drop from the top

TRNX

>>18514444
Some stocks are down more, some stocks are down less.
What we are seeing is that many of the largest companies aren't very vulnerable to the shutdown, and are still carrying on rather well.
Some old people died and are dying still, but in many ways things are continuing on normally.

>>18514455
pre-teen oil soon
what % of your stack is in oil rn?

>>18514456
21% down, it's OK my bigboy FANG hedge is keeping me green

>>18514471
BUY BUY BUY
PUT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN THE MARKET TOMORROW AT OPEN

>>18514453
Seriously, we're getting a pullback today on the Dow. GILD will pump on open, hit 98 then dump. The only thing that can stop this is a surprise tweet cheerleading. Barring that, the call happens. Cap this

>>18514474
Based Thoth

>>18514457
>Reopening states
>GLD got bullish results
>flattening numbers all over countries (despite the virus is a meme anyway)
/biz/ has no fucking idea what they are talking about. "Random" Spikes do not exist.

NOOOO OIL WAS GOING TO 200$

>>18514486
Nothing will pullback this economy. Corrections are a thing of the past. Wait for the surprise stimulus package #6 and the FED announcement that they buy infinite junk ETFs.

got into shorts with some small hedge

so its gonna pump probably

>>18514480
3%. shes getting so young

>>18514486
That after hours roll off on AMZN all but confirms this. Tech can't hold the pump that's the canary in the coal mine. Trade accordingly

GEX says time to sell

>>18514508
that's not even that much...

Early morning /smg/ is best /smg/

Am I gonna make dollaridoos today? I’m all in on United Air

>oil in the teens
Classic art of the deal
Time to pick a fight with Venezuela

>>18514471
Funny, every single norm i've interacted with has been wanting to buy the dip

>>18514498
uh oh
>>18514480
loli oil :O

palms sweaty tesla brahs. I don't care about missing out on $800. Omens don't look good.

>>18514528
because they are probably not aware of a thing like bull traps, econ students probably are

in the end both of them are wrong

Imagine betting against infinite QE lmao, everytime I see some ranting redditfag use the words 'IRRATIONAL' 'UNFAIR' and 'INSANE' I laugh because this market hasn't been rational for months, if not years. Deal with it and embrace the clown or continue to lose money while whining that you were right and the market is dumb.

>>18514529
what, is that last tweet real lmao

>>18514478
Worst girl for the admitted insider trader! Dumping on the 4channel...

>>18514513
Time to sell puts you mean?
GEX said the floor is in didnt it?

https://www.strawpoll.me/19796174
vote
https://www.strawpoll.me/19796174
do your civic duty
https://www.strawpoll.me/19796174
/smg/ is a democratic society
https://www.strawpoll.me/19796174
with strong judeo-jewish values

>>18514547
best girl best gains ;3

>Hey dad, I've been getting a bit into the stock market recently, did you ever do that?
>"oh yeah"
>Do you have any advice?
>"uh...do research"

>>18514555
sounds like you have a good relationship with your dad

>>18514539
The market was always rational, even after 2009 you could value invest, nowadays it is literally impossible. Companies are getting bail out left and right.

But you are right, never bet against central banks.

>>18514545
It certainly is, shows it's from the 14th for me though. He's showing off some op ed?
>>18514549
imagine engaging in democracy

Market is going to dump right? Bull trap?

I’m all in on United Airlines. Is it too late for me bro??

>>18514547
GEX is rocketing upwards now indicating the local top is in

or I'm a moron

or both

bobo is kill in Germany.

>>18514591
Or continue being low volume pumped by literal hedgejews

>>18514563
Not really, it was pretty bad years ago, he hasn't always been the best. I try to keep things really polite, and he's been helping out too. Things don't feel like when I was little before he and my mommy divorced.
He scares me sometimes, but I still love him.

>>18514591
the market will do whatever loses you, personally, the most money

Reminder that bank deposit interest rates are literally higher than the 10 yr yield

>>18514607
say what you will about the arabs, but at least they have the balls to name the jew on national tv without being called anti-semetic or whatever crap.

>>18514609
thank you for the reminder
what does it mean

>>18514596
How long have you been paying attention to DIX/gex/?

>China's GDP is -9.8%
>CAC40 is up 3%
I'm so fucking tired of this retarded market. There is a financial apocalypse happening before our own eyes and all the markets are like "this is fine". Is it never gonna dump? Are we just going to keep the DOW at 20,000 and the inflation is going to be the actual damage here? This is so fucking bad.

>>18514609
I’m not very bright. Can you explain what that means? Is that good or bad for the average shareholder

brrrr

>>18514643
whats the inverse of brrrr? ahhh?

>>18514617
Yes, invite the arabs in with open arms. They even consider Jesus to be one of their saints, unlike the Jews. And they like to convert others, unlike the Jews. You have so much in common I’m sure it’ll work out great.

>2%
NOTHING
BURGER

Thoughts on going all in on airlines?Long term hold.

>>18514650
>invite the arabs in with open arms.
no one said anything about inviting them in you schizo nu /pol/ack.

>>18514471
wtf every person i see is saying buy the dip and v shaped recovery

>>18514655
I’m all in on United. If they go belly up, I’m fucked

>>18514597
Today's pump transferred over to every index because that's what algorithms do. Who knows what is the TSLA of Germany probably a company that equally as useless but pumps anyway.

>>18514667
I'll save you the suspense - you're fucked

>>18514650
This but unironically
Only s󠛡oyboys dislike islam

>>18514671
I think that would be BMW, they stated that their factories will remain closed until 30th of April. Yet it is pumping at +6% today.
Clown market I tell ya.

>>18514639
You NEED to do some research into the bond market if you want to understand macroeconomics. But you don’t necessarily need to understand macroeconomics to win at stocks.

>>18514653
Is this from feurstein or whatever? When you say 13% and it’s from a non-randomized trial group without a control... this study is garbage. It’s encouraging, but I’m closing my spreads and taking some gains tomorrow. All that happened is this stupid “leak” and trump giving governors a template for when they decide to lift restrictions.

>>18514665
You were talking about the Dax which led me to believe you are German.

- China's economy shrank
- Car sales in Europe plummeted
- New coronavirus test by Roche
- Volvo restarts production
- Uber in $2 billion write-down
- Boeing restarts production
- Millions of Americans file for unemployment benefits
- Airbus evaluates requests for delays to jet deliveries
- Rossmann in bid to expand
- Swatch cuts dividend
- Lonza reports solid Q1 performance
- EasyJet secures £600m loan
- Austrian inflation rate was 1.6% in March

>>18514699
bullish & priced in

>>18514674
Thanks mom. But I was told not to buy until there is blood in the streets. I see red.

>>18514692
>You were talking about the Dax which led me to believe you are German.
unless you're living in an Asian country. your country does also invite in creaturas, stop acting all high and mighty.

>>18514627
It's like he monkey experiment. One market pumps 3% and all the robots in the other markets follow and even after the reason behind the pump is found to be bs it doesn't go down because at that point the markets just pump one another.

>>18514688
wow that is a tall duck

is it going to dump wen it opens

>>18514555
My father sold most of his stock when the 08 crash began and then eternally waited for the double-dip and for weeks now he's been on my ass about me not making the same mistake

>>18514716
How many burgers til opening bell?

>>18514705
hahahaha
I bet you would have invested in GM right before they went bust too. Do you know what they did? They made the outstanding shares redundant. You would have lost all your money. Investing in fucked companies isn't some magic ticket to making profit, it very often backfires. You have no idea what you are doing, you just read a Buffet quote. Do some FA on United and tell me that's a clever investment.

>>18514716
Only goes up

>>18514692
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stock-market-investors-too-optimistic-060020494.html

>>18514727

>>18514726
I’m
Not
Selling
Shit

This is the bottom or close to it. I’m not losing on this one.

>>18514597
Based DAXchads

>>18514716
more than likely
fucking everything is going to gap open +5-10%

>>18514727
>How many burgers til opening bell?
and here we can observe one of the refugees who are babbies who want to be spoon fed things that can be easily searched on google.

>>18514738
based based DAXchad poster

>>18514727
10 big macs

>>18514688
If this continues then I'm pretty confident algorithms might get banned by certain countries. You have countries like Austria and Greece that are doing well in stopping the virus but their markets will never recover if they are all manipulated by algorithms following the pumps and dumps from over the world.

>>18514726
The 08 crash lasted months. There were plenty of local bottoms that would have been good entry points even if you didn't get the very last bottom.

>>18514595
>>18514667
The only US airline I'm touching is southwest.
DAL/UAL/AAL have shit service with international flights and I can see some contraction in international travel and greater reliance on codesharing with each of their respective alliance members with newer fleets and better service.

>>18514757
>I'm pretty confident algorithms might get banned by certain countries.
I don't see that happening, that would mean big banks will have to hire actual people to do every single thing when it comes to trading. I am pretty sure they will lobby the hell out of algorithms. Unless the EU does something similar to the GDPR but that is still nothing compared to going against the international long nose banker.

>>18514713
A champion tall duck

>>18514730
All of the Airlines are vulnerable. If you had to lick a winner, which Airline would you gamble on?

>Inn4 none

All I need is to pick one that doesn’t fold

>>18514692
>Is this from feurstein or whatever? When you say 13% and it’s from a non-randomized trial group without a control
The base rate the article cites is 15-25%. With
remdesivir and this small study it was 13%. And no control. This is snake oil.

>>18514734
well if Yajew said it!

>>18514771
American Airlines, buying (small amounts) in every dip. It's one step up from roulette though same with Carnival

>>18514726
08 crash was months long. The Fed is currently conducting an experiment to see if the ultimate extension of QE can shortcircuit it to 1 month. When it has sometimes been argued it made the 08 crash take longer.

>>18514764
Yes, I know. He basically didn't hold any public equity until I joined the firm in 2016.

>>18514757
>Austria and Greece that are doing well in stopping the virus but their markets will never recover if they are all manipulated
I'm Austrian and it wouldn't surprise me if the ATX takes a decade to recover either way. Nobody here likes or trades stocks, but sell at the first sign of downturn to go back to their cozy 0.125% (+1.7% inflation) interest savings account

>>18514757
If algorithms were banned then other countries' legal algorithms would crush them. I don't see it happening

whats going on

>>18514726
i think using 2008 crash as a reference is not very smart because it was not caused by a virus or a war.

>>18514787
it probably made it worse/longer this time too

>>18514802
reality kicking in

>>18514796
Austria is fucked then. They'll have no reason to crash again but if the US goes it will take everything down again including them fucking them up for who knows how long.

>>18514802
Buffet dump

>>18514771
Whichever has the best cash reserves. Airlines are such an oligarchy that what is more likely is consolidation. Domestic travel is also likely to recover more easily than international but it'll still be months if not more than a year.
All I can guess is JBLU, American, and United. But its only a guess. Honestly feels about as risky as oil.

>>18514802
no ones flying

>>18514707
Lmao sorry Hans. Our creatures at least assimilate over the generations. We let them do their little st. Patrick’s days and sell their funny little foods, and they eventually sell out as their children are lured in by retarded mainstream popular culture.

The Muslim horde will never accept a Christian germany. Even their own countries never have any peace if there’s more than one type of Muslim.

>>18514773
Snake oil CLAIMS to do something.
This is phase 1 of an uncontrolled, non-randomized drug trial. It’s a fucking science fair project and gilead isn’t even pretending otherwise.

>>18514776
>yahoo
>jewish
Very generous of you to imply that yahoo is good with money. What the fuck were they thinking with marissa Meyer? Idiots.

>>18514802
Optimism on the economy opening back up+FOMO

well ive realised i am a gambling addict as i did a 5x and then lost everything including initial and now just deposited more to chase my losses.
im going to buy calls

This market has to crash this morning, right? I wouldn’t expect everything to moon again like last night

>>18514820
>Even their own countries never have any peace if there’s more than one type of Muslim.
you should've left Saddam and Gaddafi alone and non of this would've happened. but anyway back to talking /biz/

>>18514824
>just deposited more
thats a oopsie, also lost all my 4x gains, but will try to gamble my way up again with the pennies left

get in here ;3

>>18514757
Impossible. Really what needs to happen is an internal delay must put into the market. For example, shares can only be bought or sold at 1 second intervals
It is absolutely nuts what the really big boys are able to do with their own fiber optic cables underneath the atlantic and pacific ocean. That would be a start to equalizing some of the bullshit in the market.

>>18514824
how do you lose everything with just a 5x in such a short time? wtf was the underlying?

>>18514824
>buy calls
Maybe you should ease up on the risk and do some spreads and not blow up your stsck

>>18514851
he did a x5, the leverage probably was much higher

>>18514851
If its a gambler, probably oil
Oil future bros: read up on contango

>>18514713
Indian Runners

>>18514825
This entire 3% pump around the world started because of some bs Gilead published. And they are now still sitting at +12%. What makes you think it can dump when the robots buy stocks just by looking at the number of mentions in twitter.

>>18514824
You should look into credit spreads

>Disney To Report Q2 Earnings Tues., May 5, After Market Close
Okay. I think I need to dump this like.....tomorrow

>>18514831
It's been going on since Mohammed was walking the earth. Shia and Sunni is a thing

So pump and crab?

>>18514873
As you explained, this is an unhealthy pump, that’s why! Sucker’s rally.

>>18514879
Tomorrow is Saturday, good luck

>>18514885
No pump deer, or, not for long

a lot of people will break even today and pull out because ofcourse this rally appears fucking retarded to everyone and they don't want to lose with another crash
i'm guessing biblical volumes and crabbing all the way until the last 15 mins where it's basically a dice throw if it pumps or dumps

>>18514885
Pump and crab and dump on monday

>>18514887
Yeah but I was about to reply to >>18514879
and tell him that it won't dump because the noise of the tweets about the stock will cause the robots to buy it regardless of context. That's how the market works keep tweeting about stocks being bad and the robots buy,

>>18514862
>>18514851
initial was 25k, lost everything cause im retarded. it was on SPY. im gonna go spy calls

>>18514478
>he fell for the p&d

>>18514898
But I pump my deer though.

>>18514899
Ok. Where would you say the bottom is? I’m talking about this years bottom. Where is the floor for the Dow?

>>18514915
even with 5x it would take a lot of time for that to vanish on spy. why didn't you just cut it early lol
also you're more than likely buying calls at the top now

That pump....nearly killed me. Now I check back, and things are much further down. I am a bear but I am not relieved. I am not panicking neither. I am a new investor, only started a month ago. I perhaps took out too many shorts and etfs. I have watched the market for a while in general before this, never have I seen anything quite like this AH activity and now premarket activity. On one hand, I feel like it might pump again. On the other hand, everything is coming down and at the same time I can't help but stare at that oil futures utterly crashing down.

I think I am firmly in the crashing camp and chalking AH to very very VERY shady cooperative activity. My chief concern....wtf is going to happen AH today? Now that this happened, just wtf am I supposed to expect now? How do you prepare, because if they can pump....they can also dump AH and wreck any of us buying in. Only way to win not to play today by the end?

>>18514917
up 12k bought in at .14
still mooning
come at me bro

>>18514921
Is cute deer

>>18514935
Better sell at open

>>18514944
ill wait, held over night and feel good desu

>>18514932
Girls have vaginas. I’m retarded so don’t take my investing advice, but remeber anon. You mentioned oil? America needs oil because we make shit and we travel places. This virus is temporary. We run big machines and dog holes and make large structures out of steel.

Consider that.

>>18514873
It was because of trumps conference yesterday, not Gilead.

My boomer boss told me that she wants to invest in stocks today. Gave her some alternatives. "that sounds very specific anon, i think i'll just buy the index".
I'm short now.

>>18514932
With some brokers you get extended hours all the way to 8pm eastern time and the markets open at 4am eastern time. There's also futures that trade practically 24/5 so you can get a play in no matter when news hits

>>18514932
>I am a bear
>I am a new investor, only started a month ago
>trannie pic
lmao

no you're not

>>18514699
who is this qt

>>18514838
whats gonna happen? is it big league??

>>18514970
Any indication this drug works?

>>18515000
possibly .50 today they need to get it to 1.00 and announced no reverse split yesterday

it's going insane

>>18514730
The "blood in the streets" quote is Rothschild, not Buffett

>>18514978
how short are you

what's your game plan for tomorrow, /smg/?

>>18514959
Mr. retarded. You been basically right every time I seen you give that qualifier. Gotcha, dump possible so sucker rally.

Tempted to hedge and buy some oil just in case it really falls harder and Trump does something to send it up.

>>18514980
Unfortunately I am poorfag swingtrader, otherwise I wouldn't be worrying about this and would just ride whatever waves they gave me. trading after and before hours is the same day as the last market in PDT eyes, so I always have to wait for a market open to touch anything I touched before. It is why I am worrying. I won't be able to get out, and I watched the most horrific loss of my life happen yesterday when I couldn't touch most of my stuff during it.

Also I need to get some sleep, I got 3 hours of rest only if I go now. my nerves got wrecked and couldn't sleep.

>>18514838
Am I gonna make dollaridoos if I buy? She seems like a nice girl. She’s not gonna take my money is she?

>>18514699
Oil starts with the letter 'O' and the word Moon also has the letter 'O' in it. Two 'O's in fact.

Oil is essential. Oil has bottomed out.

It's time to go up.

~$60 a barrel by EOY.

>>18514992
she has a science youtube channel called tibees.

>>18515017
Scream while I go from all green after hours to all red during hours

>>18515025
buy desu
VOLUME 576,000,000+
we going to the moons :3

>>18514921
I'd pump Dillie.
With my dick. I'd have sex with that deer.

>>18515030
thanks brother

>>18515008
sounds good, i'm in
what others you got lined up? spxl and xspa seem good

>>18515046
aim zom xspa and trpx
I wont touch them yet though

>>18515027
Well I don’t imagine oil is going down much more. Any specific oil stocks interest you? People bully me when I mention Exxon. But you are correct. This society moves on oil.

>>18514932
>I am a new investor, only started a month ago. I perhaps took out too many shorts
Holy shit anon... shorting the market is not investing, the way you’re doing it is pure gambling.

>>18515015
Buffetts quote is similar in a sense.
Be greedy when others are fearful
>>18515017
Oversleep again, then forget it’s Friday and that I wanted to close some positions.

>>18515057
roger, dont prefer biotech as much. logistics, comms & IOT seem like win to me
seen IR?

What the fuck was that?

WHERE MY RDS BROS AT?

>>18515027
>~$60 a barrel by EOY.
No chance, it wasnt even close to that prior to the virus. Oil $10 by eoy and staying there.

>>18515059
No, I had longs too and I sold most of them for profits thinking it would go back down. buy when down to sell when up, short up to cover down. Worked fantastic until this recent fiasco of rallies and then this thing last night. Eased in, got comfortable, BAM, wrecked. Didn't even hold onto any cheapies because I thought they were all overpriced.

I sleep now though I guess what little I can. I guess I will just keep a bit of my shorting stuff up and then pick up longs in case and just sit, praying to maybe make a few bucks and to mitigate losses. No idea what as literally everything except oil feels utterly painful to buy atm.

GUYS I BOUGHT SHELL HOW FUCKED AM I!?!?!

>>18515099
Size your bets better
Doesn't matter if you win most of the time if you blow your stack on one bad play

>>18515097
>Oil is going to be free by the end of the year

Yeah. Great post

>>18515112
Lol I’m all in on United Airlines. What are you crying about?

>>18515112
Don't worry. It's literally impossible for the market to go down. Everyone is a winner except bears.

>>18515119
i dont know i bougth shell yesterday
what the fuck how stupid was that
it was such a stupid idea as well
>Oh whoops they are down now, better buy some because they HAVE TO GO UP UP UP at some point, right!!!
but AMD guys, AMD was the good call
all the way UP UP UP with AMD, its beautiful
>>18515123
THATS what i want to HEAR BOY

>>18515123
very bearish

short mcdonalds

>>18515072
>seen IR
nope i haven't lol

>>18515112
Bought 40 shell stocks at 15.50 up 10 euros never felt this good actually timed the bottom here you’ll be ok fren just hold

tuesday gonna be big :)

>>18515129
Quit your bellyaching. Oil is going up anon. America and the world runs on oil. Hodl and make bank

>>18515138
Why? People are still buying coof burgers

Nation will be opening back up. My Dr's Office reached out to let me know in my (West Coast) state that their offices are open again to standard visitations. Virus isn't as bad as people think - and now there is hysteria about opening up due to the shutdown so irrationality is high. Expect a demand shift back into prior arrangements - this isn't a new world order quite yet...

AMZ late summer $2,200 puts.

Short play - invest in the sun.
Everyone has been locked away for months.

If you haven't had the chance do yourself a favor and put on a tank and some shorts and go lay in the sun for 30 mins to 1 hr - great for your mental health and hormones. 9am to 3pm best time for vitamin D production.

>>18515142
i never sell when im not in the green, boy

>>18515099
You were doing fine when you knew the market was downtrending, but your inexperienced made you fail to notice the trend change so you could inverse your trades.

>>18514597
Literally copying US markets

We are seeing movement in the coin market

really hoping burgers open up and get hit with a much worse wave again, you can only be so stupid

>>18515158
Are you surprised? The DAX as a whole has a market cap of about AAPL.

>>18515017
Bend over and spread em.

What should I do with all my trnx monies? Should I start playing the big boy stocks after this?

>>18515097
>>18515114
wti is going to be <$10 before the end of this month with a very quick rebound to $25+ by early may

screencap this

>>18515177
Ok I’ll bite. Whats the story with this stock? And how much % have you made over what time?

>>18515158
and this is a good thing. thank you for the brrrrr gibs.

>>18515190
100% since yesterday and still rising desu

0.1100 0.2300 109.09% CLOSE
0.2300 0.2410 4.78% CLOSE AH
0.1100 0.2410 119.09% TOTAL

VOLUME 575,748,730

>>18515190
>trnx
That's a shitty penny stock -

>>18515173
I really hope your whore mother stops pulling up drunk at my house at 3 am.

>>18515112
i bought long term shell calls on wednesday
pray for me

>>18515187
No

>SP500 on LSE already almost at 2900
ahahahahah

>>18515190
It's a scam.
It's so bad I wouldn't even try to trade it.
Their previous ticker was mnga. It was such a scam that they had to change it.

>30 yr is at 1.27%
One thing that is already clear is that Jerome completely fucked the bond market for maybe decades.

>>18515205
>penny stock
not for long!

>>18515220

>>18515221
>>18515231
Look at this fucking chart you fucking pump and dump shill.

I still remember when you laughed at me when I told you SP500 would never reach 2600 ever again and to buy because it's still the bottom :^)

>>18515235

>>18515220
SPY is the same price in premarket

>msft 182
>tesla 783
just what the fuck.

>>18515236
imagine being a bull in a bull trap

>>18515239
>1 day
>stocktits sentiment
Fuck off

Is there anything worth buying today, or just sit in cash?

>>18515245
haha yeah imagine being up 25% and 11% if you just had listened to me
haha

>>18515249
ur mad you didn't get in earlier

tell me what fucking stocks to buy, i got 45k in cash

>>18515142
>Oil is going up anon
>Literally down 8% already and trading sub $20
Anon theres just too much supply. Doesnt matter if it runs everything, too much supply still.

>>18515244
People realized AMZN had no more room to go up and jumped to the next meme stock. It's like with bonds. First you fuck the 1 month then the 6 month then the 10 year and we might even see the 30 year eat dirt soon.

>>18515253
sorry, there will never be anything worth buying in the next decade, you missed your once in a lifetime opportunity

>>18515266
trnx will double your money today
go all in!

>>18515269
AMZN and MSFT has big boy interest. Who the literal fuck is buying TSLA?

>>18515267
They will dump the shit into the ocean to keep the game up anon.

>>18515277
Algorithms

>>18515244
satya needs to shitpost on twitter more

>>18515253
Buy GILD around 89 at the open and sell around 98 after the pump. Don't forget that last part as it's crucial

>>18515260
>>18515272
Did you mean to use the same ip?
>>18515266
Wait until VIX dies down, then dump it in SOXL and/or SPXL. You won't need to check it until the next crash in ~6 years.

>>18515272
Well he missed it by exactly one day. That’s gotta hurt.

>>18514627
CAC40 is now +4.5%
Heck, Total was +5.5% even though WTI oil is crashing -8%
These clown markets are insane. I'm glad I'm holding Total, but come on, how can I buy more in this stupid context

>>18515272
>Decade
What if I expect to live more than 10 years?

>>18515266
>>18515276
>>18515221

>>18515266
unironically AMD, but not now. wait for it to drop back to 45 or so. Also NVDA. everyone is stuck at home playing their gaymen.

>>18515293
no, he missed the bottom by over 3 weeks
>>18515299
a decade is the soonest you will have another opportunity

>>18514425
Buddy it's gonna be like a +5% day. New ATH's before the end of month

>>18514410
I am unironically financially devasted
All my life savings were in puts

if only you had listened to a one sentence tip from buffet :^)

>>18515306
i got ~5k in AMD, im up up up with that.
but yeah buying more later on might be a good idea

>>18515303
make money damn you! buy buy buy!!!!

>>18514597
Bobo (me) is absolutely btfo in india

>>18515313
good
retards who gamble their money like you deserve to be broke forever

>>18515313
next week the bull will bleed

TSLA is going to be kicking ISP ass when their link of drone satalites can beam you 1080k prawns from space. No more being without QT3.14's when you're stuck in the middle of nowhere.

They have more business and development than just cars - Elon is the grandson of one of Canada's top Technocracy party members and is pushing for the vision of a technocratic leadership in business and civic life - his company is bigger than just a triangle truck.

Microsoft is all Indian now - not sure why they would go up - lots of their services are pretty shit teir compared to google or apple.

>>18515326
or so you keep saying for the last 3 weeks

I'm going to bed
If GME goes any lower when I wake up I'm killing myself

>>18515326
my puts expire on 23rd should I hodl

>>18515328
>not sure why they would go up
+95% of businesses use windows. 100% of businesses use O365. gee, i wonder why MSFT will be up forever.

How fucked am I in USO?

are you buying or are you selling?

>>18515313
take out a loan and buy more

>>18515348
90% of them could get away with just switching to libre office lmao

>>18515348
Priced in
Nothing revolutionary coming out for years now but it pumps

>>18515360
Buying

How my AMD bros doing? Imagine the money lost on shorting these past few weeks. IMAGINE.

>>18515360
I put all my money into trnx and have no more money to buy more

>>18515360
my penny stock has been crabbing for over a week now. I am holding until i get 50% gains.

>>18515363
hi /g/entooman

>>18515366
it is basically a monopoly, it will theoretically always go up.

>>18515376
pump and dump

>>18515382
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>18515386
Then fuck off already

>>18515363
You severely overestimate normalfags

>>18515391
So mean, maybe you should buy some too?

>>18515394
why?
it's literally the same functionality in 90% of cases, you don't even have to learn anything new

>>18514925
the floor is in the past

>>18514925
No more floors, no more corrections, no more bankruptcies.

Free market is gone, all you need to do is - LONG the fuck out of the market.

Check out BUD for a month out option play -

Economy opens back up people will be more willing to drive out and buy alcohol.

BUD is relatively low priced from it's 52 week high - vice stock - people drink more in shit times as they drown their sorrows (but the devil floats) - better deal than MO most likely given how they went on about how smokers are at higher risk of dying from the virus - though that's not news to anyone that smokes and has put up with that shit for years now. (OMG smoking kills you)

So who do you think will be this crisis' Greece?
Romania? Italy?

IV has went down so much
Time to YOLO again

>>18515405
what kind of macro support does the free version of excel have

>>18515424
and it will stay that way until the next recession which should be in a decade!
it has to be so painful to miss your once in a lifetime opportunity

>>18515072
What's good with IR lad?

>>18515431
Greece

>>18514925
My tabby is starting to get thicc
Do I need to put her on a diet before she looks like pic related and has a heart attack

>>18515447
Yes dum dum. Feed her less.

>>18515440
No, you got this correct. There wont be another recession, everyone knows that nothing can stop the market. The FED just steps in and everything is good.

Insider here

Buy Alibaba and Pioneer natural resources

Beaucoup bucks, promise ;)

>>18515431
all of southern Europe at the same time

>>18515447
post a pic

tfw profit on x15 leverage just unlocked me a x20 levarage

>>121635463
dieses, seit ca. 5 jahren durchgehend
will auch kein anderes

Amazon just postponed their earnings to the 30th, how will the stock go? Its already moving down.

>>18515447
Please don't be a silly duckling. Treat your cat well and get her losing a little weight before stuff gets bad

>>18515489
Up, everything goes up.

Now that countries/stocks are starting to re-open, is it likely that the market will recover? In other words, should I be investing the last little bit of the dip now before we return to years of glorious prosperity?

>>18515489
AMZN was yesterday's meme stock, the cool kids are in MSFT now. 6 bucks from ATH.

Anyone else waiting until q2 reports come out to go on a buying spree?

>>18515495
no
people are too greedy now
try during the next recession

>>18515495
Exactly, still 10-15% left til' ATH. Everything looking good again.

>>18515464
Spain and Italy got wrecked, Greece is 50 cases 5 dead a day for nearly a month.

Tourism is fucked beyond repair though, maybe you're right.

>>18515495
don't push all-in, but if you see a stock that you like at a reasonable price, buy some.

Why are Euro stocks pumping?

>>18515515
I'm not trying to pick individual stocks, just a run-of-the-mill global all-cap index tracker

Should i buy some TRNX?

>>18515527
pump and dump

me on the right

/smg/ on the left

>>18515436
Somebody on /smg/ that buys their options when impl vol is something other than at an all time high? Wtf? Am I dreaming

am i right to say that /smg/ is just one huge, shitty pump & dump scheme?

>>18515537
Y-You too...

>>18515547

>>18514486
Doubt it will pump. Dropping pre-market.

>>18515462
If true that thanks a lot. What is your source fren?

>>18514555
My dad bought literally only amazon and apple for cheap and sat on it, I wish I was like my dad

if you follow this one sentence advice from buffet you will outperform 99% people in this general
>be fearful when others are greedy, be greedy when others are fearful

>>18515557
So, AMD and MSFT puts?

>>18515547
Yep, SOXL is the next target

how the fuck do I face people now?
I go out and see people having higher returns than me by just stupidly buying ETFs and holding... this isn't fair ;_;

>>18515514
It should be a lesson to any country who has a large part of their economy based on tourism.
If having people from productive countries come to look at buildings and artwork made by people who are long dead is the most prosperous thing that your country does, maybe you need to work harder to make your own money.

>>18515523
don't push all-in, but if you see an index that you like at a reasonable price, buy some.

>>18515537
cute (no homo)

>>18515464
kot

>>18515577
Buy the same ETFs they are but use 2x leverage. Double the gains then laugh in their faces

>>18514873
>This entire 3% pump around the world started because of some bs Gilead published
I can't believe this pumped even though we know remdivisir does almost jack shit since late January. I remember reading about the Chinese testing it, it had some effects, but was no miracle at all. Same way this clown markets bought the Trump Oil OPEC conference pump, even though it was just a conference they made to hide the fact that there's no demand in oil whatsoever, and was made just to say. This is just so tiresome.

>>18514824
Better start selling naked calls. Need to up the risk a bit to claw back your losses.

There so many stocks and i don't know what to buy.

Help me, please.

>>18515570
no options

>>18514825
It might dump a little at open just from profit taking, but I think it’s a green day

>>18515585
wow look at that fatty. here fatty fatty catty here fatty fat fat cat

>>18515595
>inb4 trnx scam
fuck off

>>18515595
buy Shell A

>>18515472
next level is margin on the leverage. all in on tesla short at 850-1000 with x20

>>18515595
>long term
buy big shit that is too big to fail

>short term
penny stocks but don't cry when you lose it all.

>>18515266
What >>18515306 said. AMD is very close to its ATH and might even top it today. With earnings around the corner (April 28th), I would wait. AMD normally rallys before earnings, then delivers on point, then falls afterwards since it's always overhyped.

>>18515585
she doesn't look too chubby to me
maybe she could lose half a pound or so

>>18515618
so i hold my AMD stocks now, right?

>>18515585
Looks ok. Just keep your eyes on her weight

>>18515595
trnx will save you
buy

>>18515585
are you starving that poor thing?
that cat neds a burger, dude

>>18515603
>>18515634

going to see how spy reacts to 290, not sure if I should dump all of my spxl into jnug rn or just let it ride.

>>18515639
<3 u too

>>18515625
I'm gonna set a trailing stop for now. The whole rally lately seems fishy and there's no guarantee that Q2 outlook isn't lowered due to Corona. There's also the whole PS5 debacle.

I would also heavily consider selling before earnings. Monitor Intel's earnings report on April 23rd very closely.

>>18514410
What the fuck is going on with WTI???
https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts
shows $25
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
shows $18

>>18515643
Speaking of jnug, google and duckduckgo are worthless, what's the ETA on junior gold mining coming back?

Someone bake

>>18515643
I'm trading terribly and went short so maybe stay long and profit while i bleed $

>>18515658
when does AMD show us earnings?

>>18515668
wti is crabbing around 19 right now. it dumped bigly a few hours ago

>>18515643
I don't think jnug has ever been a profitable hold for longer than like a week

>>18515686
someone made a new thread and didn't post the link here...

it's:
>>18515580
>>18515580

If you invest at this state of the market, prepared to be fucked. The safest approach is to not hold unto intra day positions.

>>18515668
I see that and I have no idea what oilprice.com is doing lol
all the other sites show 18.80 or so

>>18515695
couple of different sites are showing $25ish though.

>>18515705
then you miss all the fat gap ups
you would be behind the market by a significant amount over the past few weeks, probably around 10%

>>18515715
that would be wti futures at 25-26

>>18515715
>5
investing.com and tradingview are showing 18.80

>>18514803
Precisely

We have to look at the Dow during the Spanish flu for example.

>>18515796
was there even a dow during the spanish flu?

>>18514873
>his entire 3% pump around the world started because of some bs Gilead published
I had GILD and MRNA and sold them both but peanut profit just this Monday and Wednesday!!!
How do I cope?!?
SRSLY, fucking Biotech!!! Even when I win, I lose!

Just yesterday befor closing time I looked at GILD and thought "Still 76,5? Might get in again if it going 73 again..." 5 MINS LATER IT FUCKING MOONS TO 90!!!! AFTER HOURS!

>>18515691
> when does AMD show us earnings?

April 28th

>>18515112
I bought XOM...
Oil companies can't go away...right guys?
...guys?

>>18515604
if shell long in US shell B
if shell long in EU shell A
else halt and catch fire