/biz/ - Business & Finance

Riced in?

>>18511642
Fake news

>>18511642
Old news

>>18511642
Irrelevant news.

>>18511642
Chinese news

>>18511642
Dow up 2000 points

I will officially kill myself this Monday. Every move I have made has been wrong.

>>18511627
does this mean I'm a cute gril?

>>18511642
Why do people still believe China?

Is there an actual reason why stocks are up and back to normal? Businesses are all closed or limited and their values are hitting all time high? Will the government actually bail out the whole economy? Can they?

>>18511665
C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

This is how you make money in a high volatility bearish trend, gentlemen. The green lines are horizontal support and resistance. If you are above the green line it is support. When you break through it, it becomes resistance. When you break through one of the green lines, expect a bounce when the price touches the next line. Buy before then and sell at the previous green line which was the previous support and has now become your new resistance. Do not over buy and do not over sell. When you sell at resistance, be ready for the price to break through the next support and take the profits and principle from the previous sell and buy at that new support. Wash rinse repeat. Never sell completely out as you'll need to have something to profit from when we eventually go all the way back up.
Nobody knows how long this will last but you can make money in any environment and this is the easiest way for noobs who are either afraid to or can't short to profit from a high volatility bear environment

>>18511642
Calculated by algos months ago and priced in. What did you think the march dip was about

https://youtu.be/AXXrT7j7VW8

what are we holding through the weekend? the only stock i feel safe holding anymore is WMT

>>18511676
Get this fucking economy away from my market, fag

>>18511669
literally go all in SPXL and forget about it idiot

>>18511676
yeah its called delusion and herd mentality of FOMO

https://youtu.be/8g6h1vI4Xv0

>>18511642
>locking down the country and banning imports/exports severely impacted the economy

Wow, it's almost like that's exactly what should have happen given the circumstance. America's stalling efforts to preserve "growth" will probably do more long term damage than just letting whole thing collapse would have done.

>>18511671
yes

>>18511676
>Is there an actual reason why stocks are up and back to normal?
Because they look towards a future without niggers.

>>18511681
forgot chart

>>18511687
uhh the economy already got faggedetted... wash hands and social distance... people are fucked. fuck it... im in love.. can i give you my im in love song... fuck it you have no choice... so i get to listen and let you hear because you are near... i love you all.

I replied to an anon two threads ago because I am a retard. Re: AMRN trial verdict:

>>18511325
The appeal, they already lost the trial.

It's from this guy on twitter, he's just a typical stock boomer but he always seems to make pretty good picks and have inside info. I've also seen some other longform boomer shit on investorshub suggesting that the legal precedence the trial was decided upon was faulty, and that supreme court appeals tend to handle IP a lot differently than state courts (AMRN trial was state of arizona)

>>18511698
I legit love The Cult
great sound
ever since I heard that one song on the Gran Turismo 3 soundtrack...

>>18511669
buy a bar of silver or a gold coin, its the one asset literally guaranteed to double by next year

metals are your sanctuary
https://youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA

Can I get anyone in here to tell me a non printer brr reason that the markets are up right now? Are there really actual bulls on biz?

>>18511676
they can't and they wont. these issues will only sort themselves out in about 2 years. hopefully they have Business interruption insurance. otherwise they may be SOL. any sign of embezzlement will take a minimum of 2 to 4 years to get shit on.

What's tommorow going to look like? Massive green dildo?

>>18511689
why spxl over tqqq?

>>18511739
>Can I get anyone in here to tell me a non printer brr reason that the markets are up right now? Are there really actual bulls on biz?
Stonks have been in a bull market for over 200 years notwithstanding a few breaks to reload longs. Get in or get rekt

>>18511742
Its all priced in my dude. Bull run of the century

>>18511729
>I legit love The Cult
me too... theres no bands like that anymore

>>18511739
We'll be at all time high in 6 months.

But you drew them on after, how to you know going forwards where the lines will be

>>18511753
to wit

>>18511756
>50% more dead useless old people
>this is bad for the economy

>>18511642
Why do you think we went up 3%. China owns the US market, they can manipulate it so it doesn't crash theirs.

>>18511729
>I heard that one song on the Gran Turismo 3 soundtrack...


That games brings back so many memories

>>18511739
Why wouldn't the markets be up?

>>18511772
can you add 2020 with 3 week recovery time

>>18511759

>>18511739
Search Gilead news

>>18511781
>can you add 2020 with 3 week recovery time
kek. meme potential

i almost want to wash my hands how dirty this is..
it might be my favorite song all time....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=lRE53QSdgY8&feature=emb_logo

>>18511748
spxl stands to gain 230% back to the top if you buy in now
tqqq will gain 80% back to top

Looking back amazon tesla apple microsoft all seem so obvious yet I was a kid too young to really think to buy stocks. What are the obvious ones now? Can a company like microsoft really double in size that easily what are the best high growth stocks right now to hold for the next 5 to 10 years

>RTX vertically launching to 70

>>18511791
thats a retarded graph

>>18511819
Go to bed Peter Schiff.

>Trump laid out general guidelines that more or less confirm what we know and are still going to be up to the governors who will release their economies in stages starting mid-May and extending through June
>Gilead announces some other meme drug that isn't going to change the economic picture at all
>Market spikes violently

I'm not seeing it. Somebody pumped LYV hard after hours though and it's kind of pissing me off. There are going to be no attended concerts or sporting events until fall at the earliest.

>>18511808
it's not actually the way that works... do you work in futures? do you have a fucking clue how to get capital to make a thing? or just borded?

>>18511753
>>18511759
>>18511780
So no actual reasons then. Thanks for playing.

>>18511784
Pic related

what are some good hair restoration stocks?

>>18511761
trend lines actually work if you know what to look for and understand how the stock works.. for example.. I think GME will either take off or work it's way back down to that 5 year resistance trend line where there will be a fight for control..
they've been working great on LCI aswell.. right now there is a fight on the new support trend line for LCI.. maybe draw it and tell me if you see it...

MSFT 200c?

>>18511849
stop shilling this rando nobody already thanks

>>18511689
Based SPXL bro. Volatility in (index) leveraged ETFs is a meme propagated to keep people poor. Buy that shit and hold especially now. Buying leveraged ETFs in a big dip like this is the surest way to future wealth

>>18511857
whats that you want me to shill him more?

>>18511833
>3
im pissed at trump.. i will always address him as sir, but he can't give up he can't do that.... only a nigger nocks a girl up 6 months damn trump loves his his kids....

i fucking hate this market, nothing makes sense. bad news is good news and good news is bad news. i have a boat load of bbby put that expire at the end of the month. im very nervous

>>18511847
You are so dumb

>>18511866
why are you obsessed with some fat bald guy, did he fuck your wife?

I legitimately have never seen TA tools that do better than EMA5 and EMA20. Usually at BEST they do what those already do

>>18511866
rent free

>>18511847
Stay poor and paranoid.

>>18511759
s&p top at least 4k
after top is in it will drop something like 70-80% in less than 6 months

>>18511847
I don't know if the cure for the 'rona will be found tomorrow or never either way I don't know what will or won't happen after with enough specificity to time the market. You don't either but you seem to think you can. Your "probabilities" in this instance mean nothing cuz if some level of quantitative certainty could be attached to these events they already would have been by minds much greater than yours and the price would reflect that; it "probably" does. I trade orthogonal to those probabilities. In the future the numbers will be higher than today; in the medium/short term they will fluctuate. When they go down I buy. That's the high probability play. Contrast with trying to outsmart a market full of people with infinitely more information and, more importantly, the money to soak up all the associated liquidity that information directs them to. That is what you are up against hence your mistake. Even if you're "right" you are still wrong cuz you just got lucky and luck runs out. Sometimes the market acts "irrationality" (not really in the macro sense but for the sake of argument) and sometimes your broker forgets to get the fucking date right in their app and your shorts get BTFO'd. I slept until noon today cuz the short term vicissitudes of the market are irrelevant to my stack. I win either way cuz I play in the direction of the house. Market timing with retail constraints amounts to an unfactored game of Martingale and you are guaranteed to lose cuz while you think you are playing against the house you are actually playing with the house and in the house's game you are always on the losing side.

>>18511669
how you planning to do it?

i just went all in on spxl bros. did i make the right choice?

>>18511854
for sure

>>18511879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcFd2s5U0A
becauses hes based and theres no way my name is zachary keith hasbrouck

>>18511880
do you listen to the EMAs conventionally or do you inverse them

>>18511907
Dumping all my assets on sqqq. That should push me over the edge.

>>18511910
Yes.

I’m all in cash atm, how should play tomorrow? Just buy calls at open then sell before the eod dump?

>>18511676
Literally delusion, FOMO, and manipulation.

>>18511729
they are amazing. smart, good breadth and awesome unique sound. good mix of 60s and 70s influence with 80s technology

>>18511729
you ever heard of this band? kind of similar to the cult and the cure type sound if you like that
https://youtu.be/wD6Pq0bSMPo

>>18511932
hold your cash, maybe buy RTX if it's under 10 P/E (I think that's around $64 idk) but stay like 80% cash if you're already cash

>>18511676
>>>18511687 >>18511698 >>18511708 >>18511741 >>18511948
markets are forward looking retards

>>18511959
will they be forward looking when they dump at the end of this month again after all the retards have been baited in?

DUDES LITERALLY IF THIS MARKET STARTS OFF RED TOMORROW IM PUTTING THE REST OF MY MONEY IN

>>18511959

They were "forward looking" 2 years ago when gains were outstripping earnings by tenfold. What happens when an economy CONTRACTS out of the blue? This shit is just manipulated insanity.

>>18511739
FOMO
O
M
O


https://youtu.be/CmXWkMlKFkI

>>18511739
no reason imo. it's puts getting ready or very antsy money. The financial security of our system is at a near breaking point - we may be redefining the stock market and retirement savings right now to get around it. We might not see a pop, but it should really act as a reminder of signals sent in 2018. these businesses and bankers must be smacked. there's no reason for there to be such a thin margin that has caused all of these defaults and bankruptcies.

>>18511910
maybe
you probably should sell in a monthish
when the second wave of corona comes around, we'll crash all over again

>>18511957
Why RTX

>>18511959
>Forward looking
>Into the second great depression
Wow you so smart.

>>18511948
priced in

>>18511808
where are you getting 230%?

>>18511988
>>18511979
It looks past the recession retard

>>18511959
That's bullshit. Markets are emotional. A true forward looking person can see the recession right in front of our noses. Those people aren't going back to work. Consumers are going to be afraid of spending for at least a year.

>>18511959
i wasn't addressing the markets. they literally just do what they want.

>>18511969
maybe some of them will get bailed in. one can dream of the ultimate liquidity crunch.

>>18511975
I only pulled out a bit,
I did however put a few small buys in tonight on a in case they do drop.

should i sell all of my options for 4/17 at open? I have stops on all but will I get IV crushed?

>>18511676
ayy, stop asking logical questions and get on the pump meme shit

>>18511948
>he doesn't also knnow about algos and short-covering

>>18511989
>good financials
>very low price by value metrics (DCF, P/E, dividend ratio)
>gold plated defense contractor (Raytheon, Pratt and Whitney, Collins)
>low because exposed to civil markets through PW and Collins, but that gives good upside as airline stocks recover
>free money every time Iran or China postures because it's a defense stock
low risk, good price, high yield, and good growth potential is my thesis

>>18512002

Oh so now it's "forward looking" by 20 years since we've effectively cancelled the priced in earnings of the past year's unwarranted bull run

>>18512002
Holy shit lmao fucking cope. All I can say is I hope you sell before the crash.

>>18512023
if youre trying to sell options on 4/17 that are wrong, youre gonna get nothing
what were your options, out of curiosity?

Bvll. Svrge.

>>18511956
yeah it's good stuff
but to me the cure have a way more "unique" sound
there's a lot of music that sounds close to Stone Roses, there's nothing that sounds quite like the Cure (just IMO)

>>18511833
im actually happy about all these mindless pumps because it takes the guess work out of shorting them. like who the fuck is going to go to concerts for the next 2 years? the virus fear has destroyed public gatherings. theres some other companies that deal organizing events and tickets and ive been compiling a list of their tickers all day today

>>18511849
BF.B should put some hair on your chest

https://youtu.be/fuKDBPw8wQA

sometimes it's just one of those days amirite bobros?

>>18512029
I’m not trying to go long, just scalp calls

>>18512051
*The Cult
lol

>>18512002
>Forward looking into the year 3000 where stocks are infinite

What should I invest in?

>>18511685
why would you hold anything relevant with this clownshit situation?

>>18512063
oh

$1000c tsla 4/20 I guess

>>18511627
>10 minutes before market close
>still holding this 4/17 300c AAPL call
>bought in for 990 a month ago after the first drop
>decide to close out my RH account as I started using Schwab more
>"no way AAPL is getting anywhere near $300"
>take a $950 less
>mfw 10 minutes after hours

Spy to 290 probably some selling then to 400 with incredible speed

I want off this ride bros.

>>18512070
>What should I invest in?
Take your pick

>>18512079
4/20 is a based exp date thanks

>>18512070
See
>>18512029
>>18511957

>>18512091
But is it too late to get in on them? That's what I'm afraid of.

It has gone up so much that I capitulated and sold half my position today. Good, because my two shorts would have been much worse.

On the other hand my other two positions (a short and a put) are giving me a bad headache.

>>18512088
Yes we know shit is gonna gap down overnight thanks

>>18512107
me thinks not

>>18512102
They're still mostly between 50 and 60% down from their all time high and if it's too late for those it's too late for anything else since those represent massive sectors and indexes

All in ivr tomorrow 5$ eod

>>18512081
that's just how it shakes out sometimes

>>18512055
I'm pretty sure that this song was on the Gran Turismo 3 soundtrack as well. It's one of those songs that I associate with driving fast through some bendies and hills.
honestly it's a bit of a hazard if I'm driving a nice road and a song like this comes on the radio
I have to change the station or turn the volume down to make sure that I don't do some dumb shit

Is this bullish?

>>18512134
yes

>>18512126
if you're going to get wild and do some old dumb shit, at least keep it a little safe and go 50/50 between IVR and IVZ

>>18511876
something tells me thats british boomer humor the buyer didnt understand.


>>18511910
100% based. im in with you, together we shall be princes of the universe. and if we fail, then who wants to live forever anyway. ill probably sell some other stuff on open tomorrow and go the rest into SPXL

https://youtu.be/VEJ8lpCQbyw

>>18512134
yes.

>>18511959
Looking forward to the global recession?

>>18512134
Haven't seen much more bullish news in a while. Maybe if unemployment goes up 100m tomorrow SPY will go to 1000

>>18512134
>Is this bullish?
Yes because >>18511708

>>18512134
Triple breaker up confirmed.

Stock newfag here, why is the market doing relatively ok despite this horrible fucking economic data and unemployment numbers, the government running out of money for loans, etc?

>no one
>absolutely no one
>not even china
UNEMPLOYMENT HITS ALL TIME HIGHS STOCKS GO UP 900 POINTS!

FUCK CHINA

>>18512134
Good for at least a nice +0.50% on the SPX

>>18512169
BASED

>>18512164
Coronachan is a r*ddit nothingburger

>>18512164
All bad news was priced in. We're in a bear market but bulltards are having a field day sitting at home buying cheap stocks.

>>18511676
Start market anticipates probabilities, its forward looking

>>18512164
Bear markets often have large, extended rallies usually longer than this. When you go down hard, there's always some retracement along the way.

>>18512164
in our modern clown market bad news means green days and good news means red days

>>18512167

>>18512164
The unemployment numbers are bullshit. It's people idling at home cuz the enforced shutdown. They'll be back to flipping burgers the instant the okay is given. That's not what being unemployed means at all

We did it reddit!

>>18512194
This is the real answer. The 2008 recession didn't bottom out for one and a half years.

>>18512200
This. They'll magically be able to materialize money out of thin air to pay for their rent and living expenses. I mean, they are kept in cryotube while this is going on so it's not very expensive. They just need to go flip more burgers.

who got it into newfag minds that there's breakers upwards? the market could literally go up 30% in one day and it wouldn't stop unless (((they))) manually stopped it

>>18512200
anyone unemployed right now didn't have a real job to being with

>>18511676
What else are you going to invest in? Bonds are worthless, real estate is fucked, gold is a meme.

>>18512164
oh boy, how the hell do I even start.
People sold of some Assets in a scare.
Some people are buying those Assets because they think they are cheap.

>>18512213
You jest yet..
>They'll magically be able to materialize money out of thin air

>>18512164
cause jews are making billions off of trumps nigger handouts

>>18512164
price_________ in______

>>18512226
Kek, good point.

>>>18512031 >>18512038 >>18512069
>cope
look whos trying cope now retards
the bull is back and your puts are going to expire worthless

>>18512073
https://youtu.be/mSfNvTVEALw

walmart just seems like a safe bet because everyone is still panic buying
>>18512079
who can afford that shit, those calls are like 2K a piece

>>18512228
learn to spoiler faggot

>>18511708
>>18512160
oh my based

>>18512215
there are CB levels for individual stocks on upward movement
also I think for some international markets there are index up CB levels

>>18512084
>Spy to 290
>Spy to 400

oh god please my $19 gamble today would love that

https://youtu.be/zXZosdlVBxE

>>18512235
I’m a oilfag but I’m holding for the long game. Oil always goes back up baby.

>>18512252
ok boomer

Seeing PAG has the same dividend payout as KO does, with still much more room to recover from the last month. Thinking of swapping my KO for this. Thoughts? Car/truck rental is out of my territory, but road tripping the family for vacation seems more pliable in a post Corona Chan world

Those futures

>>18512252
It's coming, they are going to unscrew the situation or the big boys will be the only survivors.
You see Watch Parsley Energy bro on Cramer?

>Worst economic catastrophe in the history of the US
>The most unemployed ever recorded in the US
>The most government stimulus ever provided
NEW ALL TIME HIGH EVERY DAY FOREVER!

>>18512207
Next person to use this shitty meme gets the rope

Earnings are going to be scary. Hope you all plan on selling before then.

i gave up too much and am really discuouraged. teh tea party the uyhgers in china... being left alone is good, and understanding hardships make people stronger.

>>18512129
what are your favorite drive fast songs? im trying to think right now what gives me leadfoot when it comes on the radio and i crank volume to 11. heres one that comes to mind

https://youtu.be/sXmrMMYpQL4

Can a TA fag explain to a retard like I'm retarded how to use EMA5/20 because y'anons seem to swear by it

do all terminals with realtime access cost this fucking much

>>18512315
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=how+to+use+EMA5%2F20

>>18512228
>>18512241
you guys are [/spoiler]fucking retarded[spoiler]

>>18512315
SMA5 is the 5 day moving average
SMA20 is the 20 day moving average.

>>18512134
wow its like 9/11 every day. we better fucking hold china accountable for this shit when its said and done.

>ywn be in the tactical hypersonic fighter group approaching chinese mainland from space at mach 20 while listening to https://youtu.be/IjjCp_QU5Qk with a bay full of 300 megaton warheads covered in sharpie messages like "HEARD YOU LIKED YOUR BAT SOUP SPICY HOT"

>>18512164
It is disconnected from reality and stockholders are coping. When the dividends are near zero they will start cashing out and you'll see a crash twice as bad as March.

I have 7/17 $7 calls on USO, they are down 75% already.... How fucked am I?

>>18512283
Fakes news virus was never real it was made up by the democrats. Trump is the smartest man all he had to do was turn on fed printer to make fake money and stop them from crashing the system.

>>18512248
Spy $400 this summer mark my words

>jew gonna jew
https://mobile.twitter.com/RealTianZeng/status/1250979087079878656

>>18512264
don't get too extreme with it
if you want to move 20%-40% of your KO position into PAG, that's fine, but don't go crazy

>>18512314
anything that was on racing game soundtracks does it to me, it's a psychologically conditioned response
some kinds of boomer rock (the music, not the shiny rocks lol) are the opposite and calm me down, because I was hearing them on the radio during my childhood while my mom drove us around in a station wagon or minivan

>>18512315
put the 5 MA on a chart then put the 20 MA on the same chart. Choose different colors for both. Then watch as the lines move either up or down

>>18512298
Retard

Just got off work and checked futures. I put myself into bear positions expecting a selloff tomorrow. Of course Gilead leaks slightly good news about a corona treatment. I'm financially ruined. Fuck the fed and fuck this clown market.

>>18512356
this is no different than "analyst updates" anyway

>>18512394
It isn't even real. Its a jew helping other jews get more money.

>>18511669
I bought the entire texas energy sector yesterday morning. I will be partying.
Sometimes it pays to believe in your country.

>>18512356
don't worry, I'm sure that the SEC will do their jobs for once and string these people up...
just kidding, the rare times that people get caught for something like this they get a tiny fine and are sent to the white collar jails for a couple months

>>18512356
>jew gonna jew
it's a thing of beauty honestly.
thing of how few moving parts are involved.
super impressive.
futures are holding tho.
too bad the chink had puts.
this is why they're no competition whatever to the jew

>>18512354
lol we werent even at 330 before bat flu
>>18512176
>>18512169
we should have never left unfinished business with the reds. should have taken care of the china problem back when we had nukes and they didnt. failure of our countrys leadership

https://youtu.be/RgVbtTpH4jU

>>18512408
Wrong businesses are still strong and my job has not laid off a single worker. Fucking poorfags are scared of this bull run of the century.
My stocks keep going up and while you bearfags lose money.

>>18512356
>jewish reporter
>perfect timing

>>18512427
aaahh I meant to watch this movie years ago
I probably have it on my server

>>18512435
>muh anecdotes
are you the same retard that claimed because your apartment building had 97% people pay, that a third of US renters not paying was fake news

>>18512442
Well that's because you are all poor and niggers not my fault you lot cant manage to hold a steady job.

>>18512134

>>18512452
I have the same job as ever, I am just also able to read jobs reports instead of projecting hard

>>18512372
>>18512340
so this means buy??

>>18511739
That ebola antiviral cured two thirds of people on the brink of death in its first clinical trial.

>>18512458
lmao as if people are even listening at this point
as if they were ever listening at all

the economy is not the stock market
also the stock market recovers half way into a recession
new numbers from unemployment to manufacturing show us half way into a recession or about to come out of one
to get back to norm the market had to hit 2016 numbers which it did

BULL MARKET from now on

wait till the golden cross and we should see one hell of a rally

>>18511681
You're talking options?

>>18512462
buy, yes for the love of god buy

>>18512356
Why doesn't /biz/ come together and just do something similar? Sell some shitty rumor so we can pump and dump. Not like the SEC's going to find out the 10 of us here. Co-opt their techniques instead of always losing to their bullshit.

>>18512462
oops

Anyone else's td Ameritrade app fuck up around 7 and still fucked up

>>18512470
>half way into a recession or about to come out of one
>In only 2 months

Yeah we're not half way through a recession

Last thread people said the Gilead news was fake, and that they denied it. No links though, Google seems like its real. They just trolling?

>>18512435
bro like the entire service industry sector is dead right now. literally every waiter and person associated with travel, lodging, entertainment is unemployed for the foreseeable year . thats billions in lost revenue and millions of unemployed

>>18512496

The 'news' is real, the idea that it's a cure is pure market manipulation to try and continue to pump the market. It was a single hospital using a drug, a laughable sample size to base policy off of

>>18512485
Buy JCP

The s&p will reach $4000 before or early into Q4. This high will be the high for decades to come. There will be a deflationary bust that will crash it to something like $800-1000 before Q3 2021. At the bottom of this crash we’ll see a near 1:1 ratio of the price of one ounce of gold to one share of the s&p 500. During this bust the fed will increase its balance sheet by likely more than 30 trillion dollars. This will cause big inflation. Before 2025 gold will hit $10,000 silver $300. The 2020s will be all about inflation. Screen cap this

>>18512458
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/88435z/wuhans-crematoriums-are-filling-thousands-of-urns-with-coronavirus-remains-each-day

>The crematoriums have told families they hope to have completed the distribution of urns by April 5, when the traditional grave-tending festival of Qing Ming takes place. If the numbers of urns handed out so far remains consistent, that will mean the remains of over 40,000 people will be distributed in less than two weeks.

> remains of over 40,000 people

>>18512485
that's called market manipulation and its illegal in most western nations

>>18512503
>>18512496
this was the response from gilead

https://www.foxnews.com/science/experimental-coronavirus-drug-remdesivir-chicago-trial-shows-promise

>>18511975
Long or short?

To the noobs in here from me, anecdotal fellow noob story time: when I started mid February i lost 500$ first bet. 2 weeks later i put in 6k, doubled it on tsla puts, pulled out my original 6.5k, and got lucky on zoom call, aprn call, tdoc calls and spy puts. My account went to 14k, down to 5I, up to 8k, and it stands at 5.5k, with about 60% of that on losing spy puts (retarded diamond hands). And guess what? If I lost all of it, I'd stop eating a month to save $1000 and do it all over again. Why you ask?
BECAUSE IF YOU NEVER FAIL YOU NEVER LEARN. BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT, LIGHT UP ANOTHER $500 AND TURN IT INTO 500K OR DIE TRYING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

>>18512496
It was real but a statistically insignificant result. But the bull keeps charging forward because that’s what our lizard overlords want. Now get on board and buy some stocks or get left in the dust.

>>18512496
too late I already bought that shit

>>18512508
alright nigger see you in a few years, capped

>>18512521
10:1 odds if I google this it comes up reddit comment

>>18512497
It barely makes a dent in the economy fool. Look at the market and realize that in the end unemployment doesn't matter.

>>18512485
90% of /smg/'s portfolios are <$10k

not going to move a stock that much

>>18512476
basic TA bro

>>18512545
It's not about individual purchase, it's about shilling/fake news peddling (I mean even /pol/ manages to pull these off, it's not that outrageous to think about).

>>18512508
4000 points you fucking mongoloid, not dollars

>>18512496
they didnt even have a control for their experiment. its literal trash. even in high school experiments people know that controls are required. its pseudo science bullshit but people are trying to grasp to any hope of a cure even if its remote.

Any bearbros still alive?

>>18512519
theyve been using the drug in europe and china for the past month. if it worked we would have heard about it. thats why i didnt believe the news story and thats why i think tomorrows pump is fake. all the research papers ive read show hydroxychloroquinine as being more effective (like 70%) than remdesivir which only seems to be like 20% effective

>>18512554
This, if anything it's super-bearish because it shows the market is downright desperate.

>>18512220
there boob is touching

>>18512540
Is it that obvious? I admit I was slumming and it just seemed encouraging. Maybe some fag here needed to hear it

>>18512485
We do it all the time. Remember GALT? Some anon got quints saying "tomorrow is GALT Day". I screenshotted it, made a few memes, and went all in on GALT. I proceeded to meme the everloving shit out of that shit stock all night and all day the next day. I convinced enough biztards to buy Galt that the stock rose 8%. I naturally sold my shares and the stock returned to ATL.

Its not very hard to do. If you had a discord with 20 or so members, you could really manipulate some prices. Shill on reddit and other sites as well. Doing this was popular with crypto.

I am financially destroyed

>>18512541
>paying debt doesn't matter retard!

>>18512545
Damn my $175k must be in the 99th percentile of bizposters then

>>18512508
>Before 2025 gold will hit $10,000
that's... just incredibly retarded but ok i'll believe it. going to buy some gold later and just forget about it

>>18512091
i had some and sold because of decay and after hours decline. any concern for you?
thoughts on TQQQ?

>>18512587
Unironically probably top-5 highest amounts. Even my 50k is probably 99th percentile.

>>18512496
Definition of fake news specifically engineered to manipulate the market.

Aussie PM just said living in the coming Aussie economy is gonna be like 'getting hit by a truck'.

>>18512553
You wish

>>18512552
/po/'s userbase is a lot higher than /smg/ and /biz/. Even /pol/ doesn't have much motivation anymore

>>18512521
based

https://youtu.be/GVx4LafsvSU

>>18512554
i agree the market response is retarded but its not like the study itself was trash, the whole point is that they need to combine all of the data to get enough power
>>18512566
HCQ also was shown to have no effect in a larger study that came out today I think. there's no real reason why it gets shilled so hard other than that one NYC doctor, a french guy, and trump
>>18512569
too much reddit lingo and fake enthusiasm over stocks

>>18512587
Probably. I still got you beat though

>>18512553
You assumed I was referring to the s&p 500, I was referring to salt and pepper

How much am I going to be feeling it tomorrow?

>>18512617
TLC was better.

>>18512541
the market hasnt factored in whats happening yet. trust me, give it a couple months.

https://youtu.be/tUoBkhTFdWA

>>18512541
>Implies index valuation is rational in general
>Implies index valuation is rational when VIX is triple normal
>Implies stock market is an indication of real economy
>Implies institutional investors would start pricing year long declines when you can abuse retards who are willing to buy any green candle

>>18512616
>>18512594
Based. May the gains continue brothers

>>18512621
value probably cutting in half

>>18512554
You could theoretically look at random placebo groups and/or untreated patients with similar conditions and still get good data, but the actual target group of this study was ill people not on ventilators (which are the vast majority of deaths) so it's definitely not a miracle cure.

>>18512621
Too soon bro, maybe you'll get lucky though.

>>18512621
not enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=8WEtxJ4-sh4&feature=emb_logo

>>18512603
Willing to bet you don't even have a sophomoric understanding of biochemistry.

>>18512621
Man, your a fucking retard

>>18512621
I was hoping those were sells then I looked closer. Gonna have a bad time

>>18512540
>>18512521

100:1 it's wallstreetbet

Good time for puts on GLD?

>>18512659
God you sound like a big fag

>>18512621
PG is dropping earnings tomorrow, a 1.3% component of SPY. I think it's going to pump throughout the day due to tech strength but eventually dump since nobody wants to hold that shit overnight. Take advantage of May expiry, those will print soon.

Newfag here

I'm 20 but I want to start investing for my retirement early, who got the best Roth IRA?

>>18512642
Thats about what I estimated. I’m anticipating a rally tomorrow so I’m gonna try to sell tomorrow early. I figure if I queue a market sell though I’m gonna get raped in the mouth by low liquidity. So guess I’m waking up early

>>18512674
Do it on GDXJ if you’re a man

>>18512659
What the fuck does chemistry have to do with some "journalist" writing fake news???? Gilead themselves said that they don't have anything. If they really had anything, Trump would be shilling it non-stop just like hydrochloriquine. Turns out HCQ isn't that great either.

>>18512667
Check your id

>>18512678
Ummm stock market general.
There are other threads on Biz that can probably help you better.

>>18512695
>Turns out HCQ isn't that great either.

Wow, who would have thought?

>>18512678
One that is entirely composed of physical gold and silver

>>18512678
>Newfag here
>
>I'm 20 but I want to start investing for my retirement early, who got the best Roth IRA?

Smartest fucking dude on here. Go to Edward Jones they will hook you up.

Also get in to a 401k asap

>>18512677
I got May 15 SPY 280/290 Puts

>>18512691
Naw miners are too unpredictable. gold price is hard enough to predict, I don’t need unnecessary complication.

I over-traded and lost 30 good boy points to the market. That's like 100 chicken nuggies at maccie dees....

Ok, bobos. My leveraged puts got liquidated...good luck to the other bobos, seems like you cannot fight the market

>>18512224
>people

>>18511708
Despite only making up 27% of the county population...

>>18512703
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Thanks anons i'll continue my research

>>18512695
investigative journalism is a lost art these days... i remember when 60 minutes was a show we waited all week to listen to andy rooney... he passed away but media hasn't changed... real journalism is shrouded behind funding and money you'll never see... an investigative journalist to turn their back on the line of work... it's so tough... Trish Regan is my favorite what ever wauifu, but she's been treated so harshly i don't think i can ever trust media...

>>18512710
I'm starting to think I should buy puts that expire a couple months after I expect a down move. You give yourself more of a cushion that way.

I AM FINANCIAL RUINED

>>18512725
What did you buy?
You might be to late buy may I recommend Ford under $5?

i miss trish regan... she said real shit, and held nothing back.. her courage and integrity.... i hope she's happy raising her children, some one with her experience is literally on the table... but being a mother... sometimes people change their minds... best of luck to her... from my hear <3 to her and the people who capture her mind.

>>18511642
I dunno losing your closest competitor is unironically bullish right? Its like what happened with Luckin Coffee, Starbucks stock flew up about 8% once it looked like they may go bankrupt.

S&P is currently only 17% below it's ATH in Feb
we could see a retest or it could climb to maybe 10% below ATH

i think 2 quarters of negative earnings would justify the S&P at 3000

it shouldn't go higher than 3000

i think the right play is going long short-term, like a 1-1.5 months max

>RTX, KO, RGR, MCD, TXN, XOM
what else goes in the USAUSAUSAUSA portfolio

what are some family guy stocks

>>18512797
it's low volume shit... change your focus... you're kinda able to pull the floor out.

>>18512520
BOTH

>>18512797
>near full recovery at start of recession
wut

>>18512458
>hehe we revised it so it means it's accurate now! Nothing to litigate any more!
China must think they're brilliant

>>18512754
A good portion of options I buy would have been better if I added a week to a month to it.

Bloomberg News just VERY briefly accidently flashed as BREAKING NEWS banner saying that Rochelle may offer an antibody test for sale by early May

>>18512815
MEG

>>18511739
The fact they moved in unison with no clear indication as to why makes me very suspicious of what kind of manipulation is going on. Was considering selling my stocks but they're long term hold rather than day trading.

>>18512779
Made 20% return on tesla by hodling and then blew it all trying to scalp oil.

>>18512829
Here we go again we already got past recession or whatever depression you doomers were raving about. The golden bull run has begun.

>>18512164
People are under the probably correct opinion that the Fed and congress will not let the economy go into recession.

>>18512829
if lockdown ends before summer, ideally end of May, 3000 pts and up is likely

>>18512521
thanks for the motivation anon. I will remember you when I make it to the big time. good luck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAl9cchQac

>>18512868
How does the fed and the government magically create tens of millions of jobs?

What do you think of TRNX? Crazy numbers yesterday and I'm salty that I missed it.

>>18512893
they print them

>>18512868
Economists and analysts are not under that impression? To which people are you referring?

>>18512852
You can't wish the damage that's already been done away.

>>18512884
And historically unprecedented. Major metropolitan areas might have trouble with that time frame but I think smaller population centers wouldn't have an issue. It would be the high point of the rally. I can't imagine the continual barrage of negative economic data would make it sustainable past then.

>>18512587
It won’t last. I had 800k back in 2016 and now I’m done to 5k. If you’re on this site you WILL lose it all.

>>18512695
How can you judge whether it is true or not without expertise or knowledge.
Dunning kruger, that's you. You are a retard that tries to get rich quick because you have no real skills.

>>18512496
Ask literally anyone working in pharmacy, biotech, anything where you know enough to understand what's happening when you read a press release for a drug trial. We have cured cancer about 50 times in the last five years. We cured cancer in vitro in the 80s. We cured cancer in rats in the 90s.
Press releases misrepresent the science 100% of the time. And that's when the science is sound, which it isn't here.
We have all known Remdesevir was bogus since day one. It's a security blanket.

>>18512562
bears went extinct, bulls only now

>>18512928
If you take serious financial advice from fucking 4chan you deserve to be broke.

>>18512928
that's because you're an amateur investor who jumped onto bitcoin at 18 grand and then sold out of fear at 3 grand. You should never have invested in that retarded coin in the first place.

>>18512924
yea because it all works in exactly the same way as ten decades ago. totally.

>>18512893
By printing so much money that literally anyone can start a shitty coffee shop/weed dispensary/knick knack store and hire four workers apiece and still make enough to pay the bills.
AOC got her way. The fed is now under the impression, right or wrong, that they can just print their way out of any economic trouble.
The funniest fucking part is they're probably right, because even despite them literally hosing money on the entire world, people are STILL begging for dollars.
And people tend to forget, the US isn't the only one turning on the printers. Just about everyone is doing it now, even Germany.

>>18512931
alright I'll bite. I've got a BS in biochemistry and am doing a phd in a related field, the "leaked data" is not conclusive enough to poomp this hard
also this >>18512941
what is your point

>>18512924
>Fed is willing to literally give out infinite money
>Congress is playing with helicopter money to citizens
>Deflation
Are you retarded

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>>18512948
Shame, oh well brrrrrr

>>18512754
weeklys are for gamblers

>>18512958
I have a bs in biochemistry and a phd in chemical engineering because spending 5 years crustallozing a protein to make peanuts is retarded.
Name two decarboxylation steps of the citric acid cycle. You should be able to do this, unless your understanding isn't sophomoric, like I said, and you are lying.

>>18512998
>retarded gatekeeping
uhh akg dehydrogenase and isocitrate dehydrogenase? i think you could probably google this in a few minutes anyways so its not really useful

>>18512931
What the fuck is wrong with you? This story doesn't have anything to do with science! Some dude was paid to write a fluff piece to pump the market, THATS IT! THERES NO SCIENCE AT ALL! Now fuck off retard.

>>18512998
>>18513026
also I know the wasting time feel, I never crystallized proteins but I had friends that did their 96 well gradient ones, looks like hell. I do lots of mass spec

>>18513026
Ok, so why are you demanding they let a control group fucking die under false pretenses when the drug has had research done on sars and mers already with controls?
You're just a doomer contrarian.
I'm willing to bet you aren't white and are pissed that white man's medicine is going to save the world... again.

>>18513049
I did my phd work in organometallics. Doing tons of orgo synthesis was much more interesting.

>>18512967
No you are. Inflation comes with a delay once acute crisis is over. We are in a deflationary phase. Nobody's buying inventories, real estate ect and producers are forced to liquidate. Cash is in high demand.

Inflation sets in when acute crisis is over and there is suddenly trillions of extra liquidity floating around. Then you gotta start paying the debt that orange man started to pile up during econonic boom lol.

>>18512886
Fuck yeah remember me. Good luck fren, we're gonna make it

>>18512924
yeah fed is cummin chicken tendies over here anon. this isn't happening.

>>18513055
what? I didn't demand a control group, although they should have a standard of care randomized group or its just observational, I just acknowledged gilead's comment that they don't have power with some meme leaked video-based press release of partial data

>>18513100
Oh, ok.
Congrats on passing the gatekeeping. You are literally the first person in twelve years claiming to be a scientist on the internet that answered it.
If I come across as rude, sorry, I despise people who fake accomplishments.

>>18513127
I get it, I do vitamin research these days and used to argue with people on /fit/ for a while, not sure why lmao. you get some wild conspiracies about nutrition over there, its great

>>18513145
I actually lift at an advanced level drug free, the people on fit are clowns. Maybe 5% there lift what they say they do.
I did two rep submaximal today, glute bridge at 575 x3x2 and good mornings 3x2x420. Most of that board can't do half that.

>>18513171
>most of the board
99% of the board lmao
I have some issue with a disk in my neck the last couple months but I've been powerlifting for about 10 years now, hit 595 squat in competition recently, /plg/ is actually decent if you can ignore the shitposting, some world class lifters there, although its mostly people lifting rocks and shit right now since the gyms are all shut down

>>18513205
>>18513171
honestly its a decent intellectual pastime since it lets you take out your lizard brain rage safely and 98% of gains come from dedication/consistency and a little bit from halfway decent programming

>>18512593
I think we're gonna pull back some tomorrow so you did good selling

Today is going to be the last day to make bank. Everything will crash before close

Screencap this

>>18513205
I've only hit 550 before, haha, good job.