/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for bobo and mumu race mixing

I WANT TO GET INTO SOME INVERSE ETFS ON THIS RETARDED MOVE
I ALSO AM TERRIFIED OF BETTING AGAINST THE ORANGE MAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

buy before or after earnings call?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

first for someone just sold 2.9m shares of PG AH
a $3.5 BILLION dollar dump
uh oh PG bros....

1ST OOO POST FOR FUTURES

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is Microsoft pumping after hours?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw_w-TfhCNM&list=PLPqWQo6-TXfE8G_Mmxow0znSSoWTu44e7&index=6

some of you need this in your lives, immediately. if you're a complete noob, watch the entire playlist start to finish. it applies to all trading not just forex.

>>18505166
I think it's unadulterated faggotry

ES PEE WHY

CAN NOT BE STOPPED!
CAN NOT BE REASONED WITH!!

>>18505164
Where can I go and look at futures?

>>18505133
I don't understand how deutsche bank is still standing. It failed every single stress test and coronavirus is worse than any of those stess tests combined.

HOLO IS THE GODDESS OF CAPITALISM

Thinking about buying 2 - 3 month puts in SQQQ.

Am I retarded?

>>18505149
They should be upfront and just call it a losses call.

>>18505149
short slb

Why the fuck is this pumping afterhours?

>>18505196
why the fuck not?

>>18505196
i think this is like crypto where some retards get to paint pictures.

>>18505184
>the economy is a spook
>the stock market is a spook
>every financial institution is also a spook

They do whatever the big boys want them to.

Can anyone help me fill out a themed Defense and Armaments portfolio?

RTX, LMT, GD, BA, NOC?

New talks at Goldman podcast episode

>In this episode, Goldman Sachs’ Sharmin Mossavar-Rahmani discusses the latest developments on COVID-19 therapies and vaccines with a group of leading experts. This podcast was recorded as a phone call on April 14, 2020.
>Participants include:
>Dr. Richard Hatchett, CEO of Coalition for Epidemic Preparedness Innovations
Esther Krofah, Executive Director of FasterCures
>Dr. Paul Stoffels, Vice Chairman of the Executive Committee and Chief Scientific Officer of Johnson & Johnson

>>18505148
Long/short chads always winning.

>SPY 283 after hours
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MARKET?

>>18505196
orange man announcing economy opening tonight

Dude I bought GILD calls at close fuck yes

SOMEBODY STOP THESE AFTERMARKET JEWS

>>18505133
I like the image

who /vanguard/ here?

>>18505196
The Spx fair value is 4000

>Say that if spy ends between 276 and 282 today to buy calls for tomorrow
>Buy a put instead
D'oh

>>18505231
what DD were you buying them off of?

>>18505183
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures

oh no no no no no why is AAPL mooning after hours?

>>18505238
simultaneous;y the fair value appears to be 4.

>>18505177
Kekkies he was totally right that was right before a 20%+ crash I believe

Trump to provide quidelines for states to reopen. If california and new york want to keep closed longer periods, who cares, it's their suffering. Perhaps
their voters will look things differently at some point then

Learn to use your mind and control it, connect to other people's minds, and to the stars in the sky. Then you will make it.
https://youtu.be/iqU4T7tWvAw

>>18505223
Try 284 scrub 3200 by EONW

>>18505196
Lots of shit could be. Expiring month old puts, opening rumors just plain gambling. Whatever it is it will be big.

>>18504915
>>18505098

I TRIED TO TELL YOU ABOUT OVERNIGHT RISK. I TRIED TO WARN YOU. YOU DIDN'T LISTEN.

OH GOD, JESUS CHRIST, LORD ABOVE, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST *LISTEN*? I TOLD YOU ABOUT OVERNIGHT RISK BRO, I TOLD YOU. IT KEEPS HAPPENING, OH GOD

>>18505242
lol i remembered that post as I bought spxs and then immediately regretted it

>>18505253
>their voters will look things differently at some point then
Nah, brown people would vote for whoever they're told to.

I'm sick of looking for youtube videos on investing and seeing fags with their hands on their temples or foreheads with downward trending graphs in the background and some title about how they lost a million dollars in a week

Is GILD pumping yet

I am so sick of stocks blowing past my stop-losses after hours. I am so fucking tired of it.

>>18505196
premarket/after hours/futures are the best times to manipulate the market just because of the low trading volume.

this after hour price movement is an unprecedented level of retarded

>>18505246
Thanks. Bright green day tomorrow and every day after that then.

HOLD ON
WAIT
IS OPENING UP AMERICA A "SELL THE NEWS" EVENT???????????

>everything is at all time highs
>BRO KEEP BUYING

>>18505196
wdym? everything is looking bullish af. we are going to the MOON. screencap this to rub into bobo's face next week. S&P 3k EOM

>>18505244
Option volume, there was a $2 million order on $80c so i followed the money

THE BEARS ARE DEAD

THE BEARS ARE DEAD

THE BEARS ARE DEAD

THE BEARS ARE DEAD

THE BEARS ARE DEAD

THE BEARS ARE DEAD

Did trump just say ba. Spiked 3 dollars.

>>18505263
Garbage post.

The bottom is in bobos. get ready for a nice v shaped recovery

LMT continues to be green. If only RTX can do the same.

Finally I make some money. Bought TQQQ this morning

FUCK THIS I WAS PROMISED NEW LOWS

>>18505238
SPX fair value is unironically incalculable, possibly the mid trillions is a reasonable starting place

>>18505224
>Reopening
That sounds like a really bad idea...

>>18505260
SPY has gone PARABOLIC after hours! Already 285! MARKET HAD LOST ITS MIND!

>>18505287
could you hook me up with where you saw that?

>>18505281
Yes I liquidated today

PG TAKING OFF NOW, HERE WE FUCKIN GO!!

>>18505306
it is still "low" compared to whats coming. still time to buy bobo

>>18505218
AVAV, KTOS, TDY, LHX, HON, etc

Wtf happened that made SPY randomly pump this much after hours

>>18505293
sorry you lost money anon, maybe next time don't hold overnight, okay? the opening price does not have to be equal to the closing price of the previous day, that's a tip for ya! ;^)

BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE OKAY BOBO
>BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE OKAY BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE OKAY BOBO
>BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE OKAY BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE OKAY BOBO
>BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE OKAY BOBO

New short term highs for TSLA. Holy shit the greed.

CCL is mooning tomorrow you heard it here first


BUY NOW

>>18505312
>That sounds like a really bad idea
naw, the US is over the peak and cases and deaths are falling at a faster and faster rate every day
just goes to show we have a better system in place than the countries that had to do harsher lockdowns for longer

>>18505334
You're implying there is actually an answer to that question.

>>18505196
Max pain on the S&P for options expiration is 2850. The "narrative" is that insiders saw Trumps speech early and it was extremely bullish. That or fake China data but no one believes those numbers.

>>18505246
Thanks fren

>>18505281
It absolutely is not. Check futures link provided by anon.

I have a feeling if you're not long you're going to get rekt

>>18505344
>implying the market is listening to anything
most of what you said is probably factually wrong too.

>>18505290
I’ve waited for this for these 3 days.
Bobos took part of my gains but not all.
I did not drop my bags.
Another 4 day bvll run would be beautiful.

>>18505335
You were completely btfo when you posted your fud here last time. Fuck off.

>close your shorts and move away from the market for an hour
>come back to see the biggest green dong in existence of the mankind

FUUUUUUUUUCK I DODGED A BULLET

I WANNA HEEEAAAAL
I WANNA FEEEEEEEL
WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REEAAAAAL

>the goyim can't trade anymore?
>pump it

Name my band.

>4 Jews and the Shabbos Goys

Fucking Europoor stock. Buy american boys as they are superior I wish I learned that lesson sooner.

>>18505294
is this supposed to be Buffett or Soros?

Can anybody tell me what the fuck caused the Dow futures to shoot up 350 points in 20 minutes?

>check after hours
>everything being pumped
based

>aftermarket is more volatile then open hours

just how volatile is this shit? how to profit from this mess? FUUUUUCK

>>18505247
why do you think weed baggie cos drumpf the based psychopath is getting america back to work so our stocks don't crash and he doesn't throw the election

>>18505374
homosexuality

>>18505344
Wuhan is STILL mostly locked down and its been almost half a year.

>>18504951
2007/11/26: S&P 500 at its lowest point in Nov. closes around 1410.
2008/10/01: S&P 500 closes around 1160, already at an 18% drop from Nov. 2007.
2008/10/10: S&P 500 closes around 900, a 22% drop from 1160 in 9 days, and a 36% drop from 1410 in Nov. 2007.
2009/03/06: S&P 500 reaches a low close around 680, a 41% drop from 1160 in Oct. 2008, and a 52% from Nov. 2007.

Main Street is about to get dunked on again, isn't it?

>>18505374
The answer is nothing we know of. We aren't in a position to know.

If you think this market movement is healthy, like 20% to 40% jumps in a week, you are retarded.

Bobo forever.

>holding stocks is now more dangerous than day trading

>>18505377
this is not volatile.. vix is decreasing for days now.
stonks only go up. not much volatility right now compared to a couple of weeks ago

Imagine, just imagine if the entire market now takes a huge shit after hours as well.
Positions liquidated all round.
Endless rage.

okay

so V-shaped recovery is back on the menu?

How does after hours trading work?

Why can't I sell off these gains?

>>18505379
I don't smoke weed. Weed is for niggers and other losers.

>>18505374
insider trading, this is perhaps bullish. We shall see

>>18505367
doesn't having ivanka on the council count as nepotism or something? how is that legal?

>>18505297
Well that isn't bullshit at all. I pray you are right that this means market will fucking plummet tomorrow or Monday or whatever, but I am beyond livid. I went from breaking even to LOSING 5 FUCKING PERCENT with most of my positions fucking locked. People should be fucking hung.

>>18505318
Fuck them, I will willingly hand the keys over to tankies for this kikery, they can have their revolution if they are wanting to get people like this.

I have never been angrier and hating kikes more than i am now.

>>18505384
I'm pretty concerned my man, m...maybe it's nothing :<

Mumu, I'll spell it out for you. Look at the small cap index. When all the hype wears out, and the reality of 12 - 16 months of sustained economic inactivity set in, that's you. That's your future.

>>18505377
is this your first trade, sweety?

>>18505374
The bulls are coming

Dumbass that tried stock options for the first time here. Sorry for being dumb and annoying. Thanks for the help and I'll happily lose my initial investment on my put and never touch STONKS again, even though I'm up like 40% with just regular trading. Sorry again. Goodbye SMG.

You cant just ropen the economy and be back to normal. There will be a long recovery. V-shape is borderline retarded

>>18505051
Do you need anything to go along with a Security+ cert?

>>18505196
Jesus Christ everyone here is dumb, it’s because GILD probably just cured the Coronavirus (coved-10) lol and Boeing is going to reopen Puget Sound baby geeeez

I made 8k on trnx today
tomorrow is looking good too

You guys can't trade AHs? It's only 5. Get a non shit broker retards.

PUMP IT BOYS

Jerome pumping the market after hours to counteract the devastating news later today.

Everything will crash a bit more tomorrow and crab again for the whole of next week

>>18505440
You got lucky lmao

>>18505415

git gud, brah

>18505433
>70bRJ1xQ
don't respond to it

why do people care about after hours ? literally irrelevant

>>18505446
probably this lol. this is where the big boys load up on cheap puts we goyim can't access. this is bill ackman pulling his scam again.

>>18505436
Oh bahhaha planes for whom??? No one is buying boing! Fuck off!!!

>>18505177
This youtube channel is a complete scam.
I listened to that video you linked last week or smth. It's 2 hours long and all he had to say was
>muh banks = jews
>I made so much money here
>I can't prove it
>I won't
>Pls watch my ads
>I will ban shit I don't like

>Boeing 145 aftermarket (upp 11 points)

>>18505433
sell it on the open tmr. It will depreciate very rapidly in the last 2 hours

>>18505388
you've been coddled by a decade long bull run. you've become weak and complacent.

you will learn. oh, you WILL learn.

IT KEEPS PUMPING

BASED BULLS

WHO /LONG/ HERE???

AHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I WAS ABOUT TO GO ALL IN MSFT FOR MAY 190 TOMORROW HOPING THERE WOULD BE A PULLBACK WTF WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

>>18505367
So goddamn tired of health faggots thinking they know what's best for the economy. So fucking tired of the whore 24 year old nurses on my Facebook timeline trying to act like they know what's best.

>>18505465
moving 2% is not irrelevant

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6840663-Governmentpacket.html#document/p3

>>18505449
Crash? Nothing will be able to counter act random 2% pumps after hours.
So many people have to go to prison for Insider trading and market manipulation. Disgusting.

>>18505388
It do be like that.

dank after hours mode

>>18505459

That's definitely a man

You DID buy in before the remdesivir pump, didn't you?

>>18505472
I have a sell queued

>>18505405
uh mods, he said the n word

Was this the news?? Did this come across the wire on bloomberg termies?

>>18505415
this is just absolutely fucking previous, lmao. post more please i love it. you'll learn, young padawan. one way or the other, you'll learn. the market is the best teacher, kek

> futures are green as fuck

What did I miss?

>>18505512
BEARISH.

>>18505236
Use for roth

>>18505477
Holy fuck, I was going to sell BA today and go back in MSFT.
But I couldn't because it dumped.
Fuck me.
Might buy in EOD when it inevitably dumps.

How strange... I'm scrolling and scrolling and yet.. Not a single bobo? Not even one bear? Where could they all be?

>>18505486
there is no actual volume in the after hours, it wont affect the futures necessarily, and even if it does it wont affect tomorrow either, in any case, i have 1 put on SPY and 3 calls on scorpio tankers, on of them will print for sure

>>18505415
A. This is so retarded but it’s not even good enough to be copypasta. You are a retard and need to do a lot more reading and less sperging out.

Like damn, imagine going to a basketball game and calling someone a cheater because they know the rules and have been playing the game longer than you.

Get
Good
Faggot

B. That’s a man.

>>18505512
>Implying anyone wants to buy a stupid aircraft right now.

FUCKING COMFY AF BROS
>MSFT 10 SHARES
>AMZN 2 SHARES
>OPK 2500 SHARES

>AMZN literally parabolic
I have never in my life witnessed something like this. A 1.1 TRILLION DOLLAR MARKET CAP stock is trading like a fucking shitcoin.

>>18505534
"They" murdered all of them. Bulls are next.

>>18505466
>>18505446
Not at all. Read the document. Nearly all of America sounds like it is about to open. Bullish as fuck.

>“It’s always hard,” she said, because the severe trial doesn’t include a placebo group for comparison. “But certainly when we start [the] drug, we see fever curves falling,”

Lol bunk science.

>>18505518
The last living breath of a dying economy. Tomorrow we all homeless.

>>18505449
You should've picked up today. You're going to FOMO tomorrow. We hit another low. Rally is imminent

>>18505512
It was a trifecta, in a 15 minute period Trump gave his guidelines to states on reopening select businesses in select places, Boeing, and then the Gilead news which I'm guessing is complete bullshit. If they were seeing those results in 1 place they'd be seeing them everywhere.

>>18505469
how do you live without adblock/ublock? also you sound like a fucking retard so im not surprised, but he did prove it.

>>18505518
We still don't know honestly.

>>18505559
I'm a little toasty desu. 2850 is my breaking point. 2950 is probably when i'll commit to bull.

>>18505557
You know what happens at the top of the parabola?

>>18505518
Remdesivir preliminary data. Cuts down death in ventilator level severe cases from like 50% to 2 in 120. Antivirals typically don't work at all if taken that late but apparently this one is a silver bullet

>>18505420
Cute!
I need a bully 2hu wife.

>>18505536
4/17 on STNG eh? My earliest are out to July. What strikes?

LOOK AT THAT PUMP

WE ARE BACK BOYS

NEW

BULL

MARKET

RIP BOBO

> Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Illinois, Indiana and Kentucky extend lockdowns thru May 26th.


https://www.wisn.com/article/gov-tony-evers-extends-safer-at-home-order-to-may-26/32174554


https://www.woodtv.com/health/coronavirus/7-midwest-states-to-partner-on-reopening-the-economy/

>>18505501

Go eat dicks, faggot. Nobody buys into your tranny discord COINTELPRO shit

here have a D&D whore.

>>18505575
Gilead drug trial. I think it's shit cause there is no control group

>>18505534
I'm here kicking myself for not selling my puts when they were up, but also not too worried as they don't expire for months.

My god this thing is going to crash before market even opens tomorrow at this rate.

>>18505577
>>18505580
HE SHORTED THE BOTTOM

>>18505554
Given that share prices could collapse at any time I would rather hold cash and trade some of it in options.

>>18505561
But you forget, we are in a clown market. Opening is the most bearish news possible. Massive sell off.

>>18505433
I sold all my wells this morning a little early but that 200% gain was nice. Get rid of em the day before unless you plan on running.

Friday will be a massive green dildo, I will sell everything except oil as market closes and then on Monday everything will drop so fucking hard now that the good news is over and the reality will be starting to set in over the next few weeks. Like pottery :)

I started trading 2 weeks ago this shit is so easy why haven't I been trading my whole life

>>18505342
this piece of shit CCL is still going up

And someone please explain why Google says it will pump hard? Where does this come from?

>>18505589
bullish

>>18505589
Now I understand the 2% pump...bullish indeed

>>18505594
But Gilead terminated their drug trial.....

https://endpts.com/gilead-takes-a-hit-after-quietly-terminating-a-closely-watched-covid-19-trial-of-remdesivir/

>>18505603
No it's bullish because it could mean more niggers will die

>>18505603
It's good news, that's why the market is pumping and futures are up. Rally tomorrow.

>>18505433
or but actually good stocks to go long on, typical wsb

Buy stocks. Remember though that buying lots of cheap stocks can increase your exposure to risk

If you buy 5 $20 stocks and they drop $2 you lose $10
If you buy 1 $100 stock and it drops $2 you only lose $2

>>18505589

The other states haven't said that, only wisco so far has stated that but since illinois has more cases than wisco, my guess is they follow suit

>>18505512
they'll waste more money to get bigger bailout money, nothing new

>>18505597
>2850
>2600
>2300
>2100
>1900
>?????
>the bottom
see you there

>>18505613
>And someone please explain why Google says it will pump hard? Where does this come from?

this is a joke, right? it's because google has special algos that run the numbers for you and predict where price is going, it's really helpful for us retail traders. everyone knows that. :^)

>>18505621
Well slap my ass and call me a bitch. If I didn't know any better I'd say adding another 40 days to slow the spread would be bad for the market.

>>18505624
BEcause of lack of patient enrollment in China. This is in chicago. But still, no control is making me skeptical, this could be HCQ all over again. And a 3% pump? Jesus

SPY

HOLY SHIT

I'M GONNA

GONNA

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>18505631
stop responding to this retard he's been shitting up the last several threads pretending to have severe brain damage

>>18505612
top is in

>S&P 500 ETF jumps 2% after hours on report Gilead drug showing effectiveness treating coronavirus
This is what's causing it to moon?

>>18505586
07/17 expiration, 17c

>>18505573
Ask your former employer if you can have your old job back. You're obviously a brainlet and don't know what you're doing. He's a scammer and his videos have 0 valuable content. Everything he says is either wrong or pathetically trivial. I would explain it to you but last time I tried you simply rage quit.
Pls do yourself a favor and stop trading.

GILD just keeps going up holy fuck this is bonkers bros

>>18505658
I guess I do have brain damage

>>18505561
And at last, the bulls get what they have in their humble hearts long desired — the doors to America are flung open, the floodgates of the pent-up demand of centuries unleashed, swiftly returning the nation to full employment as commerce books on every street and boulevard. The indices roar, reaching all time highs.

>And it's all taken away by the second wave.

>>18505133
MOMMY!!!!!!! PLEASE MOMMY STOP THE PAIN

Prove your not a bobo

THE

BULLS

ARE

LOOSE

>>18505643
>2900
>3000
>3500
>your suicide

>everything on the planet being pumped
>GD is a straight line
What gives

What is going on.

>>18505666
Damn, well done. I didn't even get any underlying until 17.10

>>18505682
ok

>>18505534
It's a waiting game. Let's review:

>record breaking unemployment creating a chain reaction in the financial system that will last for awhile, even after opening.
>banks missing earnings by huge amounts
>tech stocks reaching all time highs at the advent of a depression
>Tesla is now in a textbook bubble chart.
>many states are extending the lockdown
>reopening the economy doesn't mean anything. It's still a long long process until we get back to a profitable economic point.

If you're not a bear, you might actually be dumb. I mean genuinely dumb.

My guess is that institutions are setting up nice short positions as we speak to both sell and make profit at the same time.

VACCINE created. All bears are fucked hahahahahahahahaha

What type of fucking pattern is this?

>>18505665
so they know the results of a blind study? so it isn't blind? 113 covid patients, half given remdesivir and the other half a control and 2 died. that's not far from what would happen without the drug

wow I just realized I could have just held onto my SPY 300c ones that expire tomorrow, literally bogged.

>>18505647
>tfw I have 150 shares

please go to 20 or some other dumb shit like tripadvisor did

>>18505708
Dips over golden bull

>>18505711
only 3 contracts though, im a poor fag, this market has fucked me over big time

I did ok right?

>>18505714
>>banks missing earnings by huge amounts
Not only that, this was on THREE WEEKS of shutdown. not a full month, not two months, THREE FUCKING WEEKS.

>>18505708

Heading towards greatest single day-after hours pump of all time.

>SQQQ literally dying
Nooooooo! I knew it was going down but not that much. I sold a $13 covered call until 5/1 right before closing. I don’t want to carry these bags

>>18505716

liar

>>18505613
Until cruises resume in Q4 I cannot see it going above $15

>>18505714
>yesterdays news
everything priced in

>>18505654
Mfw it breaks 290

>>18505534
Right here faggot. Jerome pumps are allowing big money to load up on their puts to end the relief rally. That’s the only reason it retraced over 50%. Next week you lose everything

>>18505744
Priced in baby look at bank of America right now
>mfw holding puts

>finally made it back above water
I swear I will never EVER buy shorts again and that I'll always do the opposite of what /biz/ tells me

>>18505744
Couple that with many small businesses and even large recreation businesses (movie theaters) are going to go bankrupt.

So I'm investing 5,000 in SLCA, when can I expect my 5,000 to turn into 200,000?

Spy to $400+ this summer this will be the top for many decades or more then drop to $80-100 in a matter of a quarter or two

>>18505720
A bull market rampaging at the peak of its own senility and delusion, refusing to accept inevitable death.

>>18505743
sup poorfag

>>18505596
Explain how it will crash. You mean fly a billion miles higher than any rally ever.

>>18505714
Do tell how to survive this in the meanwhile. In tears how all the gains I worked so hard for literally vanished as I go down from even to minus 8% helplessly. Why isn't it going down instead. What on God's green Earth is pumping this market with all this terrible news?

Literally what is the reason behind not letting people day trade as much as they want if they don't have 25k?

>>18505763
i my target on BAC is $13. Personally I'll stick with JPM.

>>18505652
The severe patients trial has no control group. The mild to moderate trial does.

Gilead isn't a failing frog hospital, their reputation as the company that invented prep is on the line

>>18505714
just waiting for trump to run his mouth and send things tanking

>>18505311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEcvIx0VrAw

>>18505750
Bought at 21. I'm sad rn honestly

>>18505671
i seriously doubt you did any more than skim a single video, fren. your opinion is worth less than nothing, stop sperging out at me any time.

UHH GUISE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DO NAKED MARGIN PUT ON BRK.A???????

>>18505777
Lucky sevens.

It's actually quite amazing how people can live in financial delusion this long. I can see why market crashes happen.

>>18505741
Thanks to this vaccine bullshit my 5/15 SPY put spreads are bout to lose 20% of my porto

>parabolic SPY after hours
WHO FUCKING BELIEVES THIS LITERAL PILE OF BULLSHIT? LMAO!

>>18505789
Cost money on their part

Thoughts on JBLU???

>lives in vegas
>italian
>sounds like a wiseguy
is mannarino part of the mob?

>>18505789
Daddy government protecting retards by letting no one do it

>>18505714
PRICED IN LMAO

>>18505800
Try it and report back!

>>18505794
sorry bobo, think the golden shower bulls may be right after all

>>18505671
oh but while we're at it because this is 4chan where we're all anonymous and nothing matters: what's the scam? he doesn't sell anything. at all. surely you can't mean ad revenue on 5-figure viewership youtube videos, can you? really?

why are you SO FUCKING MAD lmfao

>>18505726
This is the severe patients study. A control group would be unethical because they're basically one foot in the grave. The other trial being held concurrently is double blind.

>>18505788
>Do tell how to survive this in the meanwhile. In tears how all the gains I worked so hard for literally vanished as I go down from even to minus 8% helplessly. Why isn't it going down instead. What on God's green Earth is pumping this market with all this terrible news?

Institutions inflate stock prices, buy short positions at the top, then both sell their stocks and profit off their shorts while riding to the bottom.

Just be patient. It's so funny just watching the news and seeing massive sweeping narratives change overnight into positive or negative ones based on the market. Don't expect any headlines to influence the market permanently. The reality is there will be a leg down.

I made 100 fucking bux off MRNA alone today.

>>18505809
287 rn

you know what? push spy to 300 after hours. i want to see maximum clown.

>all my stocks go down or crab during market hours
>go parabolic after hours
>gap back down in premarket trading
every day for a week what the fuck is going on

>>18505820
my brother is a very high level recruiter for JBLU
he seemed very bullish on it in the long term

>>18505805
What's so funny is that federal intervention in markets has never averted a market collapse. It just traps the bears who came in at the onset, and creates popular delusion of recovery, giving the big boys enough time to move their money around to profit off of the inevitable collapse. 2008 was the same story. A little drop, then 'recovery' after intervention, then the march to - 50% on the indices.

Bears about to get buttfucked by Gillead drug! No more coronavirus deaths after today! Everybody back to work

>>18505743
You did great, Anon. You will make it someday

>>18505754
Very good point. You are a wise bear.

Would you be willing to dump thousands into it in expectation that you'd make an easy 10% return by sheer pumping alone?

>>18505789
Have you seen the idiots that are trading options now that robinhood made it easy and free for everyone?

Traders lose money, investors win in the end. Opening the floodgates to anyone with an internet connection to start daytrading is basically donating free money to the algos.

>>18505807
Sell them tomorrow
By then spy will probably be around $310

>>18505844
Seriously, I have May puts, don't care I want 3K with futures opening, and waking up to 3200+.

sitting comfy on 125 5/15 contracts I got into for less than $1

>New york extended to may 15th.


https://www.marketwatch.com/story/new-yorks-shutdown-extended-to-mid-may-as-social-distancing-appears-to-be-working-2020-04-16?mod=mw_latestnews

>SP500 is now over 2800
>this motherfucking green spike

SO ARE WE BUYING OR SELLING?

>>18505843
You mean 288?

>>18505790
BAC is good long term pick up though. If it drops any further I'm making it 33% of my portfolio. Check the sheets and history

YO WHAT THE FUCK GILD LMAO

RTX and KO both pumping after hours

>>18505846
>what the fuck is going on

I don't know. Ask (((them))).

>take pretty much as safe a short position as possible
>retard rally still makes me lose bigly after hours anyway
Jesus fucking Christ.

Here are Trumps guidelines to re-opening the economy

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6840708-White-House-guidance-to-governors-on-reopening.html#document/p3

>>18505624
GILD terminated early because the CCP ended it and has been trying to mass produce a copy of Remdesivir and didnt tell anyone.

>>18505867
this is bullish as FUUUCK

>>18505847
Yeah it seems like a good long play that's ridiculously undervalued. picked up 100 shares near it's low so feeling pretty good

>>18505873
$4000 minimum this summer

>>18505855
Not as bullish as you'd imagine. Gilead has one million courses of treatment projected for the end of the year. Shit takes time to make. The economic impact of shutdowns is still rolling

The only unreasonable position at the moment is permabear.

>>18505743
Hello fellow poverty bro. you did very good.
should of sold some of it near the end to remove risk. Still I can't blame you for that.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS KIKE SHIT

>>18505854
>It just traps the bears who came in at the onset, and creates popular delusion of recovery, giving the big boys enough time to move their money around to profit off of the inevitable collapse.
But that's the real goal.

>>18505635
>if you buy a stock and it drops 10%, you lose 10%
>if you buy a stock and it drops 2%, you lose 2%
Thanks, retard

>>18505720
Here we go

>>18505892
Chinks wanted to get to the cure first and lord it over everyone else. Sorry winnie

>>18505907
Not disagreeing.

>>18505863
This is for GILD. How high does it go?

>>18505867

So most of the country won't open until at least June at the earliest then.

Sold all my SPXU AH so now it will probably go red again

Why is everything so green rn?

>>18505904
Back to work wagie! Don't want to get liquidated do you, bobo?

the chart has formed reverse cunny (left-leaned) formation

recommendation:
SELL SELL SELL

>>18505887
I bought SPY puts, but my expiry is May 15.

Hi guys.
Since fed is injecting a lot of money into the economy what will be the consequences?
Are inflation fags right?
Or do deflation fags win?

>>18505932
i'm about to buy in SPXU if that shit hits 16
but i'm also absolutely fucking terrified
is there a such thing as "don't catch a rising knife"

WHAT THE FUCK THEIR SELLING THE NEWS ON BOEING ITS SUPPOSE TO MOOOON

>>18505950
same old story
jews win
goyim lose

>>18505915
>mumu's millions and millions of dollars (formerly bobo's)

>>18505943
Idiot

>>18505805
You are the delusional one, retarded perma doomer

ARCC, Stupid fuckers how did you drop so much today?

HTGC, I still better then the bottom.

NLY, What is the price point to buy?

>>18505926
dow 40k by june then

>>18505846
The first thing that's going on is that you're really bad at finding an entry. You should work on that first and foremost.

>>18505821
I love this man, also lmfao on his site, there’s a biography sections. I guess he wrote a book on playing blackjack and got permanently banned from all vegas casinos.

>>18505963
NOOOOO not the natural rate of interesterino!!!! Rabbi Rothbard said there was gonna be a collapse!!!

>>18505980
we are in a bear market.

SPY is about to hit 290

>netflix now has a larger market cap than exxon mobil
fucking lmao

why yes we have economic crisis

BUT WHY DO YOU THINK IT WILL INFLUENCE THE STOCK PRICE IN THE SLIGHTEST?

>>18505963
Wow! please cool it with that antisemetic rhetoric

>>18505981
Excuse me you fucking retarded piece of shit? Literally fucking NO ONE believes this shitty market.

whered clack poster go?

>>18506007
Bill Gates was right to want 99% depop

Yo someone bought $2 million in calls on GILD before the close. god fucking damn those people are fucking rich af now.

>>18505954
I don't know man, watching it fall even more I'm really glad I bailed. This run up might have some legs.

>>18505830
>where we're all anonymous and nothing matters
You wish.

>-4% durring the day
>+8% after hours
what the fuck is going on boys?

>lmt and rtx mooning
>GD flat as my ass
What gives

>>18505293
>>18505362
>>18505469
>>18505671
>tfw some anon has a personal vendetta against you, just some other random anon

my fucking sides, sounds like i hit a nerve.

>>18506031
down to 15.84
i dont think i can buy into this shit man
this is just pure fucking lunacy
but god damn it is looking JUICY

bought puts today, kill me

Sorry again for being a tard with my first time doing a put, I feel stupid as fuck for freaking out over nothing. I was up $100 bucks at one time but couldn't sell. This is a very good learning experience.

>>18506020
Where are you bro, I’m going to do a wellness check after summer when s&p is over $4000

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the dow futures. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is it pumping? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the market is so bullish. I want puts to believe in. I want Bobo to run the market and bottom at zero. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought Coronavirus was gonna kill us all???? This is such a clown market.

Bought more of Him today. Never selling Him or any of my Divvy stocks till I'm dead. Dumped ONTX in exchange for 16,400 shares of TRNX after they put fears of a nasty R/S to bed. That and the fact they've got plenty of cash on hand and are exploring alternatives to maximize shareholder value (Sell the company) means I'll be seeing 0.50 or 1.00 real fast. (I bought at 0.226). I took a 2600 loss on the Ontx deal but I'll make it back and then some when my TRNX sell order hits.

>>18505612
Said nobody ever
Maybe you are the one

>>18505554
W T F

>>18506029
just typical biotech insider trading.

I just thought I'd check my KO in after hours. I thought I had a stroke. My calls.... I'm going to be so fucking rich.

next we will kill the bears

>>18505887
>>take pretty much as safe a short position as possible
It doesn't matter how "safe" it is when you're betting on the wrong direction, retard. Which part of infinite money do you not understand?

NEW THREAD

>>/18506092/
NEW THREAD

>>/18506092/

NEW THREAD

>>/18506092/

>>18505858
I'm looking to play safe and just leave most of my cash and go long, and make what I can now from land based stocks which will probably return sooner.

>>18506078
here's my position btw, entered march 26th

>>18505789
Because $25k is pocket change and if you can’t swing trade your way there you don’t deserve to day trade.

>>18506106
lmao
>>18506092

>>18506106
>retard

>>18506106
>NEW THREAD

>>18506092

>>18506102
Bears rn are blind. QE I N F I N I T Y
Wake up.

Whats behind this pump when it I only retail investors? Am considering selling now as this market has become heavily manipulated and may as well hop out on a fake pump.

>>18506106

>>18506093
Also have KO but I'm long

WTF WAS THAT?

>>18505374
gilead news

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK THIS PUMPPPPPP

WHY WHY CANT THIS SHIT HAPPEN DURING THE ACTUAL TRADING DAY

>>18505177
>AND PORNLY IT
what did they mean by this?

>>18506722
because then the goys would benefit