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>boss wants a call with me regarding company restructuring

What does this mean???!!!

>> No.18502166

Welcome to the NEET life brother

>> No.18502182

>>18502144
Pitch him on batboi tubes before you get pink slipped.

>> No.18502196

>>18502144
New refurnishing, don't fret

>> No.18502206

>>18502144
He wants to promote you and make you part of the team that rebuilds the company. Congratulations Anon! You made it!

>> No.18502216

Big promotion incoming. Remember us when you're rich.

>> No.18502320

>>18502206
>>18502216
please don't fuck with me, I'm unironically shaking now

>> No.18502335

>>18502206
This.

>> No.18503100

>>18502206
probably this tbqh

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>>18502144
f

>> No.18503150

>>18502144
Anon, I - I am so sorry . . .

>> No.18503200

>>18502144
if it was good news, you'd know beforehand
F

>> No.18503262

>>18502144
Might mean someone else is fired and you now have to do all of their work as well as your own. You might not even get a pay cut. Your boss isn't letting this crisis go to waste and is putting on the squeeze. Meanwhile he's probably getting one of those small business loans that will be forgiven (free money) to not fire all his employees.

>> No.18503309

>>18502144
you're being promoted to CEO :^)

>> No.18503423

He will promote you to a customer OP.

In this day and age only cucks rely on company for job stability, they do not care about people at all. Start your own thing and hold on to it if you want to weather the storm (stability).

>> No.18503552

>>18502144
F.
neetdoms not so bad after a while, you get used to not brushing your teeth n sheeit

>> No.18503593

>>18502144
F

>> No.18503596

>>18502144

go ahead and load up the unemployment website, welcome to our club 22 million strong and growing

>> No.18503618

>>18502144
call in sick right now if your company is over 50 people they mandatory pay u 2 weeks. in that 2 weeks apply to every job imaginable and get a new job before you get laid off

>> No.18503742

>>18503618
Based

Fuck em OP

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>>18502182
>>18502196
>>18502206
>>18503132
>>18503100
>>18502335
>>18503150
>>18503200
>>18503262
>>18503309
>>18503423
>>18503552
>>18503593
>>18503596
>>18503618
>>18503742
It wasn't that bad.
I keep my comfy job, we might have a slight pay cut for a month or 2 but that cut will still be enough for me

>> No.18504866

>>18502144
you're gonna train your replacement

>> No.18504896

>>18504833
the fuk lol you got lucky fren usually they disclose that before if ur still on

>> No.18504934

>>18504833
cucked

>> No.18504954

>>18502144
Get ready for some good ol dick sucking