/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck Chyna.

clown to crab, lads
Don't get greedy now ;)

Tesla is a meme zoomer company that will go bankrupt

>>18500230
Cun

>amzn +4.20%

I'M FUCKING LOSING EVERTHING GODDAMNIT WHERE IS MY MONEY GOING ARRRGRGGGGHHHHH MOMMMY MAKER IT STOP PLEASE PLEASE MOMMY MAKE THE NASTY MEN GO AWAY WHY IS IT RED WHY AM I LOSING MONEY STOPPPPP STOP IT PLEEASE MOMMY NOO!

What is this pattern called

For any shitcointers looking to get involved with stocks probably everything you know can be applied to TSLA.

bros i don't respect AMD's CEO

>>18500257
>being a pedophile
consider suicide.

LCI to $60

>>18500269
bruh

>>18500257
>Sexualizing scout finch

That's a lynching

>>18500275
Welcome to 4chan! Hope you enjoy your stay :)

>>18500264
Up trend

>>18500264
The challenger

>>18500275

This isn’t even a bad drop. Wtf is wrong with you people. Just chill

Thanks to whoever told me to do a put on AMD

left-leaning cunny = SELL SELL SELL

what are some good $1 options that will double my money like pic related win from 2 weeks ago? im scanning through all the dates of SPY but not finding much

>>18500297
fat pig

Jerome is kill? How can he not be printing when we need him the most right now?

>>18500289
Found the redditor

>>18500295
>implying pedophiles aren't all virginal manlets
let's not kid ourselves

>>18500297
No problem bro.

>(embed) (embed)

>>18500296
It's about to be catastrophic

How do I short joe biden's mental health???

Whew, that was close

>>18500296
it's on its way

>>18500311
I'm busy.
How do I make gold and bitcoin worthless assets?
>t. NotJerome

PG chads steady cruisin
anyone loading up on those sweet 6% divies?

>>18500311
>le printing brrr maymay
You need to leave

FINALLY
SHERIFF JEROME HAS ARRIVED

>>18500315
>this level of projection

>>18500257
i'd break your jaw in real fucking degenerate

>>18500330
Thank God for Jerome, we almost went below 276

>>18500347
https://www.thestar.com/life/health_wellness/2007/10/23/pedophiles_tend_to_be_short_men_study_finds.html

First thing I do when I become a multi millionaire is kill myself

How long will it take for bears to reach acceptance? They're still denying an obvious green line going up.

>>18500322
pump into close as usual

>>18500297
Damn that's a nice kitchen

>>18500277
I'm ready but its been not happening. I'm hoping the Kaletra generic has been making them money despite the fact that its not mentioned in the US. But is used elsewhere.

Im so thrilled at the idea of killing myself
All this suffering will soon be irrelevant in the eternity of nothingness that will erase my soul

>>18500362
Bu...But it was red yesterday and red today???

>>18500348
Why does this upset you so?

>>18500277
Interesting, link me the philly thing again

>>18500328
PredictIT.org

What do you guys use to buy stocks and how much do you pay?

UK here and it's too expensive per trade - I've only ever just stuck my savings spread over a few funds and left it at that

>>18500385
How you planning to go?

>>18500240
fuck kikes

>>18500397
stay out of this market

What is this pattern called?

>>18500399

>>18500361
We all have our goals. I'd split it with my family. Without them I'd eat a bullet though.

>>18500409
jerome's last stand

What is forty years of pain when the infinite void shall inevitably reclaim its due
Im so happy that death is a thing

>oil still falling
How fucked are US shale oil companies?

>>18500397
I always find it a little bizarre how yuros cheer about their social safety nets but make the most ridiculous rules to prevent people from accumulating money on their own and not needing the safety net. It's like they WANT you to be dependent on daddy government for survival

>>18500409
thats the triple inverted nigger cunny with a chase

>>18500409
>Infinite fight of Truth vs FED

>BA already rebounding

I told you fucking retards to buy the dip, but you didn't listen. Stay poor.

>>18500409

>>18500431
GIBBS Bill v. 5 will be to effectively nationalize US oil

>SPXU nearing stop loss
Come on, fucker.

>>18500387
We already know the elite traffic, molest, and rape kids globally and it'll be easier when it's normalized. You know at the heart of it, the impulse is wrong, but you disregard your shame for momentary pleasure.

To knowingly do wrong and ignore any sense of shame is the best definition of evil.

>>18500429
>What is forty years of pain when the infinite void shall inevitably reclaim its due
Im so happy that death is a thing
BULLISH

Bought AMZN at 2400 wish me luck

>tfw foreigners are getting our Trumpbux before us

is this shit infuriating to anyone else? fucking clusterfuck of government waste


https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g29ik5/stimulus_checks_being_given_to_foreign_exchange/

>>18500385
Sweet relief is just a trigger away

>>18500431
dont worry about it the tariffs that are coming are going to save us oilbros

>>18500338
I'd like to but I dont have enough capital saved up yet to buy any meaningful number of shares I could buy like 5 right now so that's not enough for me

>>18500355
OH NONONONO AHAHAHAHAHA

God damn it Roku. I was trading off its highs, then the final time I bought it never went back. I got paper hands and sold, wiping out my day trading gains.

Sorry this may be a real stupid question, but where the fuck is the stock market actually listed outside of the physical NYSE and other markets? I mean I know there are sites that list indexes and have real-time charts, but isn't there like an official source for watching stocks? I know papaw used to read the NYT to monitor stocks, but I don't have that Jew newspaper.

>>18500471
>the tariffs
But the US doesn't even import much oil from russia or saudi arabia to begin with

>>18500277
You mean $6.00?

>>18500467
Good luck and god speed fren

>>18500467
>ze bot ze top?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

>>18500468
hahahahahahahahahaha i want to blow up federal buildings in minecraft

>>18500431
>>18500471
chevron is fucking me over

>>18500467
Expect a pullback after the runup, but ER should slay. 2500 soon.

>>18500468
literally just giving it to tax payers dummy, I already got mine yesterday

>>18500449
The fattest dead cat bounce in recorded history, it seems. Over 50% fib retracement already.

>>18500467
that sounds like a solid plan if you're looking to create some losses for tax purposes

>>18500468
it doesn't surprise me in the least how bad the US government fucked this up

>>18500355
6 feet 2 inches here

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18500388
https://www.bizjournals.com/philadelphia/news/2020/04/07/philadelphia-drug-maker-awaits-go-ahead-to.html?b=1586278621%5E21651274

>>18500481
>Pedophiles are significantly shorter on average than men who are attracted to adults, according to a new study out of Toronto's Centre for Addiction and Mental Health.

>He also said there was a chance shorter stature may have made the study subjects targets for teasing, and that their condition was psychologically induced in childhood.

Why are manlets so physically and mentally fucked up? Not only are they weak and small, they're sexually degenerate.

Why is it called "Dead CAT bounce" anyway?
I tested it out. Dead cats bounce very poorly. All they do is make a nasty stain on the pavement.

>>18500355
shit, do I just call the cops if I see a manlet next to me?

Fill in the blank:

OH NONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY _____

>>18500541
you didn't throw it hard enough

So what happens if you have a put that expires in the money?

>>18500545
pedochads

I told you niggers about CODX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzvRsl4rEM

>>18500545
bezosbros

>>18500483
Please answer sirs I posted funny meme thank you sirs.

cartoons of little girls don't make you a pedophile

let me guess, you didnt set stop losses
let meguess, Im just a stupid nigger

>>18500387
based loli poster

>>18500467
Anon...

Spent a few Govt bucks to buy more of Him. Never will I sell Him, let the fat divvy payouts just pile up till I die.

>>18500545
CRABS

>>18500531
So according to this study you could literally bully people into being pedophiles.

>>18500555
>>18500443
What’s the next play, you brilliant retards?

>>18500560
do pixels of little girls make you a pedophile? At what point do images that your brain recognizes as little girls actually make you a pedophile?

>no no, you see officer, this is just a photo. It's only ink on a piece of paper!

>>18500545
zoomerbros

>>18500398
The plan is already in motion
Existence is a mistake that lasts for a fraction of seconds meant to make us realize what we lost when committing the sin of being born

Dow 30k end of month.

>>18500560
/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18500557
Just read the OP you absolute faggot

Imagine NOT having some NTDOY in your portfolio

>>18500462
Lmao fuck off this website, this place isn't for you, smolbrain

Are we going to see donald blumpf or donald pump at 3pm?

>>18500557
Use market watch's website they have real time info

seriously how can we save bonds market?
thing are looking very bleak

>>18500557
Sorry, but your original question is so retarded it doesn't make sense. Do you want to watch stocks in real-time? What do you mean 'watch stocks'? That's so fucking vague. Google a little before you come asking for help dip shit.

>>18500589
donald plumpf

>>18500563
Why would i sell anything? Why not just buy more?

>>18500576
if drawings of little girls can make you a pedo, then violent video games can make you a mass murderer
dumb fucking boomer

>NY LOCKDOWN EXTENDED TO MAY 15
NY LOCKDOWN EXTENDED TO MAY 15
>NY LOCKDOWN EXTENDED TO MAY 15
NY LOCKDOWN EXTENDED TO MAY 15
>NY LOCKDOWN EXTENDED TO MAY 15
NY LOCKDOWN EXTENDED TO MAY 15

Will it be time to go all in on MFA soon? What's the entry point, lads?

Guys it looks like we’re heading towards a new low

>>18500601
crabinold snibf

>>18500604
MFA bro! I'm still holding onto all my shares from 2 weeks ago, buying a shit ton more when it gets closer to $1

>>18500591
I've been on marketwatch for a bit now and I know they have tickers of the indexes themselves, but I don't know how to see individual stocks and prices on there.

>>18500602
Buddy, I love you but your a fucking moron if you chase things ever, and especially in this chaos market

>>18500604
old news and already priced in.

>>18500593
All part of the plan.
Liquidity will literally have no where to go EXCEPT into the stock market.

>>18500589
He hasn't been doing great lately honestly. I think people are really starting to see through his bullshit now. He's claiming he has authority to "open up" states when he absolutely doesn't there is no hope for an "opening up" of any kind without each individual state doing so. It's constitutionally impossible.

His really desperate attempts to pump individual companies by namedropping them is getting old too.

>>18500615
Based on what? The semi unexpected bump today?

Just the thought of the bullet piercing my skull and shattering all this useless pain factory that is my grey matter makes me so happy.

>>18500467
>already down 26 dollars since this post

JUST

> jcp and kr my only green today

>>18500573
You know how a lot of gay men were molested as children? I think a lot of pedophiles were bullied or socially excluded growing up. So they have a problem with seeing themselves as sexually dominant our sexually ambitious. For instance, they would probably never be able to even imagine going to a bar and chatting up a pretty girl on impulse.

More grown women require men to be more outgoing, taller than them, stronger, etc. Pedos are so meek they are none of those things.

However, in contrast, little girls are smaller, weaker, etc. and just by existing, a pedophile is by default more dominant than her. So almost as a cope to sexual intimidation, he finds a weird safety in little girls. Basically a pedophile is like a very feminine (almost gay acting) straight man.

t. psychoanalyst

>>18500467
>he bot

any website that put dow price in the tab name?, i am sick of switching tabs every second

>>18500603
coping pedo

WHO $TRNX

Somebody help - what happens if you can't sell a put that expires in the money?

>>18500586
Just sold off my capcom since I don't think it's getting much better.
Nintendo is continued growth but no divvy. If I had 10k to put into it a few weeks ago, maybe.

>>18500624
>>18500604
>Highly leveraged residential real estate
That shit is going to ZERO

>>18500515
how much do you want to bet chink college students with their espionage lowly lab assistant university jobs are back in china right now getting $1,200 of US taxpayer dollars awarded to them for stealing our technology and intellectual property

WHY IS RTX DUMPING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Guys it looks like we’re heading towards a new high

>>18500636
Based 1984 elimination

>>18500603
COpe

>>18500640
Extremely based and fuckpedospilled

>>18500624
why is something that is 80% off its high only a 29% buy?

Bros should I take my OKE gains and wait for the market to dip more? 40 shares at an avg of 23.37

>>18500642
something like this for stocks

>>18500264
Uwu

>>18500604
>D/E ratio almost 3
That is 3 times a normal zombie

>>18500669
Dilate

>>18500647
>Taronis Will Not Pursue a Reverse Split to Maintain Listing Status
>+60%
Trnx aka mnga is one of the worst scams

>>18500648
>he doesn’t know

>>18500686
Lmao do you go on /pol/ and preach against Jews and trannies and then in your off time jack off to kids?

Now THIS is delusion.

>>18500568
Stupid sexy Hibiki

>>18500699
dude
dial 8

>>18500677
Tradingview, click on full-feature chart button.

Market is going to climb the mountain today. Bull mountain.

>>18500712
lift weights.

>>18500717
thank you

>>18500230
Ty based baker but next time don't be a nigger and bake early

>>18500726
can't, broke my hand

FUCKING RDS.B, I got 20 shares at 35.282. AHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18500656
>Down 1.5%
>Dumping
This website is for adults

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/10/071022120203.htm

>The study found that pedophilic males were shorter on average than males without a sexual attraction to children.

>This study adds to previous research from this team that found pedophiles have lower IQs, are three times more likely to be left-handed, failed school grades significantly more frequently, and suffered more head injuries as children.

How do I short pedophiles?

Heard Trump will announce today if the economy will be reopen.
If true at which time will this be happening?

I wanna shoot the fucking feds in the head and skullfuck the hole. They are fucking our country so bad. And it's all so you retards can go OOOOOOOOO when line go up. We are seriously so fucking fucked holy shit

>>18500640
VASCULAR

>>18500753
I'm 6'2" and love cunny.

>>18500747
Huh. I sold 20 shares at 35.20. Small world.

>>18500753
seems like genetics already did

>>18500649
you are fucked.

>>18500763
in minecraft

>>18500770
5 star post

>>18500736
What is the bump limit?

>>18500649
you go to jail

>>18500763
yeah, you need to say in minecraft. >>18500781

>>18500766
In your case, replace a lack of height with a lack of chin, jaw, posture, etc.

>>18500753
This seems like manletphobic propaganda bullshit. Ever watch To Catch a Predator or see these fuckers on the news? They always seem like normal-sized guys. Rarely does a little manlet waddle up.
Fake news.

>>18500763
I mean you can't blame the feds alone here, anyone else participating in the long side of this market-wide pump and dump is at fault.

I'm set to make a lot of money when this shit all collapses though, so whatever, keep buying retards it just makes the inevitable dump more deadly.

>>18500747
imagine buying RDS.B at 35 and not setting stop losses at 33.50 immediately after
whew I'm glad I remembered to do that

>>18500647
>>18500691
Wont it be delisted now??? Why would it pump?

>>18500240
Fuck Blumpf

>>18500805
I'm a certified qt, sorry friend.

>>18500775
No really?

Bottom when

>>18500792
310

>>18500814
It will move to OTC.
Why the pump?
I dunno.

>>18500747
DCA nigga. I hope you didn't go into a position all at once. If you did, consider this a lesson. Also, you haven't lost anything if you haven't sold. Wait for US invasion of Venezuela and/or China.

>>18500812
I'm too stupid to know how to set stop losses. Is it worth it for me to sell now and buy back in on the hope that it goes lower or should I just hold because eventually it rebounds. I plan on longing it.

>>18500649
Just execute it

You DID make sure you had enough cash to buy the stock and execute the option, right?

>>18500000

>>18500753
>>18500766
Is this going to be a thing every day now?

>>18500805
Yeah dude it's only unattractive losers that are pedos. Oh wait but tons of powerful and attractive people in politics and Hollywood are known for horrible sexual abuse against children.

Fuck off with your closet-homo shit faggot. Has nothing to do with what you fucking look like. Many child molesters are handsome men who are married already.

>>18500781
>>18500803
I don't fucking care if the glow in the dark NSA niggers see this. I'm going to slit Jerome Powells throat and drink his blood. I'll be safer in jail than ii'll be out here

Cool I managed to pick more HTGC for cheap.

>>18500698
how many shares of MSFT is that though

recession incoming

As far as penny stocks go is JCP worth it?

Dont want to shake the boat but what happends if the coronavirus can be infected twice on same person? What happends to boat then?

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-southkorea-explain/explainer-why-are-some-south-koreans-who-recovered-from-the-coronavirus-testing-positive-again-idUSKCN21Y0UE

>>18500848
It's a good thing jannies are doing their jobs

LCI went negative. Jews working to make sure it will never go up.

>>18500809
The average height of an American man is 5’7”

>>18500509
No, up to 61.8 isnt that uncommon

Is this priced in?

>>18500842
>I'm too stupid to know how to set stop losses
For fuck's sake. It takes like 30 seconds to understand how they work. The only issue is that most brokerages charge fees to set it up so that kills you unless you are moving bigger volumes than a few shares

>>18500856
>Many child molesters are handsome men who are married already.
is this a cope? You guys have a lot of copes.

>officer, it's just drawings. Pencil lines on paper.
>officer, it's just pixels. Different colored pixels in a pattern on my computer
>Officer, it's just a photo. Different combinations of color on a flat piece of paper.
>officer, it's just a recording. Just a series of sequential photos that give the illusion of motion.

>>18500887
It was 5'9 until we stuffed this place with beaners

>>18500842
I'd let it ride tbqh
Shell had a great dividend and oil will recover as soon as quarantines start getting lifted. Also Brent is "safer" than WTI because it can move around the globe easier.

>>18500875
Is it priced in?

>>18500810
I guess. But the fed is still primarily responsible. And trump, frankly, for appointing so many of their voting members

>>18500865
t. Epstein

Well this is a bit of a trash thread

Btw /ss/ is based

All homosexual men are pedophiles.

>>18500875
I totally trust those tests, as well as all of the evidence of their condition once they get "reinfected." No sir, there's no way any of that could be wrong or misleading.
It's just fear-mongering.

>>18500872
according to /biz/ amazon will buy them and turn each stock into $500

>>18500840
No I have 996 of cash on the side and 40 shares of OKE at 23 and 30 shares of RTX at 60.
>I'm poor only had 4k to start and am 23 so I want some nice dividend stocks.
>Don't know if I should use that 996 to pick up more RDS.B/RTX or spend it on other positions tho.

>>18500872
It's purely for the memes. It's a retailer that's 99% going bankrupt.

>>18500264

>>18500760
after market closes

>>18500640
Lmao you prove that psychoanalysis is pseudoscience

>>18500897
A "cope" for what purpose? What am I "coping" for you fucking redddit buzzword summerfag retard? You don't even make any fucking sense. It's a fucking FACT you stupid fake news fucking nigger. Get BTFO.

>>18500869
>please dump your stocks so that my company can buy cheapies on a short market turnaround

EOD DUMP EET

>>18500911
accurate

From my interactions, gay people tend to be borderline sociopathic. They are so used to living out of pure narcissism that their moral compass has devolved into

>I want this. That means I DESERVE it.
replace this with little boys and you will get it.

>>18500883
There's jannies in /biz/?

>>18500844
Noooo

>>18500574
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/codx
Look us rip muvafuka

>>18500897
t. married secret chomo

>>18500946
woah buddy calm down. I recommend lifting weights to reduce stress.

>>18500875
Apparently a lot of those test just look for and increased immune response and might be having a lot of false positives

so was this chart actually not a meme all along?

>>18500651
Except it's not and you're missing out on a stupid profit

>>18500307
>>18500307
>>18500307
nobody gonna share their $1 cheapies? im still searching cant decide what to grab. i might try F again they have some $1 6.5 calls expiring tomorrow. could be worth the gamble for a trump pump this afternoon or the fed infusion tomorrow

>>18500976
You got BTFO complete faggot nigger bye.

>>18500897
take your meds bro

>>18500979
an*

SPY YOU DIRTY WHORE JUST CROSS THE DOTTED LINE ALREADY

>>18500983

>>18500989
Imagine talking like this and being unironic about it

>>18500948
>Q1 of 2020 had the highest CEO stepping down/resign ever
they knew shit gonna happen even all this covid-19

>>18500626
There's a search bar. Put the ticker symbol into it.

>>18500264
the eternal virgin

It's coming back

>>18500988
intersat

Reminder that you'll be telling your grandkids about the Monday's dump
Capit

>>18500253
Its more of a melenial meme.

>>18500960
I'm not sure, I'm just sick of seeing these bums argue the merits of jerking off to drawings of kids. We're here to lose money on stocks

>>18501006
we're currently at first sell off.

>>18500809
2 cm difference is imperceptible without a reference.

>>18500950
No bobo, I am not dropping my bags.
You can pull them from my cold dead hands. My JCP same thing.

head and shoulders

>>18501047
I'm not having kids, retard. Go cap urself.

>>18501050
Tesla is going to be a case study for retards buying PR over balance sheets

Buy AMZN at ATH totally not a bubble. This whole rally was totally real and not a trick by big money to convince everyone the market can't crash because of some Jerome so the can take the entire stimulus for themselves.

>>18500292
+1 upvote

>>18501037
>>18500988

wait that was a typo
intelsat

>>18501054
What makes you use a trip?
Why are you such a massive faggot?
Are you a tranny looking for attention?

>>18501067
0 rates dude

This is uncharted territory. We're hitting hyperiflation, line never go down.

>>18501067
Amazon is literally the only company unaffected by this Chinese virus. In fact, they are probably making even more money now than they were before.

Am I really fucked if my put expires in the money?

>>18501067
Amazon is fucking exponential. I wonder how many zoomies are buying the top thinking that they're wolves on wallstreet

>>18501064
Tesla is going to be a case study about idiots thinking that their basic knowledge of finance means anything in the face of great technological progress and the coming of a ten trillion dollar industry.

Can someone show this to trump and jerome there's no way you can just switch from quarantine to normal life

>>18500924
RDS.B and RTX?! My nigga. And you're 23? Son, you're gonna make it. Gas is a long term play. Everything going to go to shit once earnings come out and we extend lockdowns. You're gonna have chances to get more cheapies and enter new positions. Just keep watching and put in those limit orders.

>>18501090
>n the money refers to an option contract that, if it were exercised today, would be worth more than $0. A call option is said to be in the money when its exercise price is below the current price of the underlying asset.

I remember a poster saying the other day that the stock market crash of 1929 was predicated by an infinite credit bubble similar to 2008 and a flood of excess money into the market caused by temporarily taking the US off the gold standard to pay for WW1. Is this true? I don't know much about historical market crashes.

>>18501113

fuck cuomo

CHEVRON PLS GO GREEN PLS GO UP

I SUCK EVERY DICK CHEVRON HAS TO OFFER

RESPECT ME AND I RESPECT YOU, BUT IF YOU GIVE ME MONEY I'LL THROW RESPECT AWAY

SO MVCH LARGER THAN LIFE

>>18500825
lol you only missed it by 6k points.

I want them to open the economy and that both of them will get the virus

>>18501111
>tesla
>any kind of technological progress whatsoever, let alone great technological progress
My
Fucking
Sides

>>18501111
Speculation != Actual price.

>bro, Amazon said 3 years ago they want to deliver packages by drone
>better buy at all time highs!

When Elon isn't up to his eyeballs in debt, maybe Tesla will be worth an investment. You should be asking yourself what doe Tesla have right now and what are they capable of in the future. Their actual fair market price is way wayy lower.

>>18501121
What does that mean

Bears being awfully quiet right now. I thought this was the mother of all dumps

https://www.strawpoll.me/19790783

im such an idiot, bought in amd at 40 and left at 47
oh well, profit is profit
what do i buy now bros

>>18501151
If the fed was going to save today, they would have saved by now. When you're crabbing at +- .01% on the S&P, all you need is a big green dildo to rescue the day.

>CBOE 10 Year Treasury Note Yield Index

>>18501151
dump on monday
tomorrow will pump to kill the shorts

>>18501165
I sold because I thought earnings was today but somehow they moved them 2 weeks?

>>18501165
making 18% isnt anything to scoff at desu

Alright, very funny guys. Who turned the market into a sine wave and thought we wouldn't notice?

>>18501054
lol idiot

>>18501191
bazinga

bruhs, I bought HAL and now -15% down...
it'll go up eventually, right?

>>18501133
AND MY HEAVEN WILL BE A BIG HEAVEN

So what happens if no one buys it tomorrow (I'm out of day trades)

>>18501165
long C to $54

>>18501087
>40% of amazon sellers are from china.
>Amazon is tots unaffected bruh.

I'm down, but not DOWN. If tomorrow is green I will be OK but if it continues to drop I may be stuck holding bags. I don't know what to do...

>>18501191
I want to t r a n s f o r m that signal.

>>18500987
Why not, what makes them so great

>BA tanking again

I'm ruined.

>>18501200
literally me. I fucking hope so. I bought at $8 and I want to fucking stab myself in the eyes with a fork.

>only 2 more hours left in the market

damn today went fast

End of day pump soon.

>>18501206
https://youtu.be/A-tNkuYV4_Q

RVP WON THE GOVERNMENT CONTRACT TO PRODUCE RETRACTABLE NEEDLES FOR THE ENTIRE US GOVERNMENT
BUY RVP NOW
2X BY NEXT WEDNESDAY

RVP
>RVP
RVP
>RVP

>>18501206
you lose most your gains from theta decay by tomorrow lmao

Totally not a millennial bubble.

>>18501221
Me investing into your company makes it worth a 100x more

>>18501208
gimme the rundown

was that an actual ghoul on cnbc a moment ago

Any earnings action for tomorrow? I'm looking for puts on banks, mostly.

>>18501015
>Imagine
Quick say more buzzwords faggot, you're almost one of us and not a redddit cockbagger.

>>18501232
Gas is a long term play. Also, Trump will bail out the oil industry via tarrifs. DCA while you can and brace yourself for war with Venezuela.

>>18501214
let us know what you find, quantfren

>>18501151
one -0.50% sell off day and bobos cream their pants sperging all over the place
embarrassing

>>18501280
Cockmongler. That's cockmongler. Carry on.

>>18501263
This is the MOTHER OF ALL bubbles.

>>18501030
Hey thanks anon thank you sir.

>>18500230
> double top @ 50 % fibbonacci retracement

>>18501090
if you created it, yes. you gotta pay up

>>18501144
Tesla has the fraction of the debt of other automakers. The debt of Ford is almost the entire market cap of Tesla, yet you don't care about that because the only reason you dislike Tesla is because you haven't made money on it and have sour grapes about it, like most of the idiots in this thread going on about it when they haven't done even five minutes of research on the subject like (>>18501139).

The actual price of a stock is what it trades at and it's not divorced from speculation. No one cares what you think the real value is, everyone else is pricing in speculation which is why you'll never have the opportunity to buy the stock and it will always seem overpriced to you. The same thing happened with Google and Amazon, those people never admitted they were wrong, they just went on to produce even more bullshit about other stocks.

>>18501232
I bought at 7.92...

>>18501280
You actually have autism, don't you?

LOL BULLISH AS FUCK

Thoughts on T? Earnings plays or just buy and hold?

>>18501212
Risk management, stop losses.

>>18501263
how the fuck can it be a Millennial bubble?

you're a fucking moron, there are more Millennials right now than Boomers, it's a fucking MILLENNIAL ECONOMY

they are moving into their PEAK earning years and they DRIVE what demand is for this economy

you might be a faggot and hate Tesla or Amazon but the TRILLIONS of dollars in the economy is run by other faggots than yourself

oh nice image there bud you'll real smart fucking NECK YOURSELF you stupid fuck

>>18501151
there wont be a mother of all dumps anymore, just a series of crab periods and moderate dips until we hit a bigger all time low. dumps wont hapen unless something unforseen happens like a new virus emerges or china starts war.

>>18501311
Ford is a bigger company than Tesla. It only makes sense their debt would be bigger.

>>18501269
Amazon is going to buy C for $60 a share

>>18501323
long fat divys

>>18501263
can wait for the tech bubble to burst

>>18501263

Oh shit

CNBC: JC Penney’s is dead.
Also CNBC: Feds might dunk into junk bonds.
Clown news channel, it was end of world yesterday.

>>18501311
And the most retarded poster on /biz/ award goes to!

>>18501311
So what you're saying is buy tesla?

>>18501342
Just buy more AMZN. Sell your kids for AMZN stocks.

>>18501244
see that's why i won't touch that shit
it looked like AAPL was just crabbing and he lost $50g. there didn't seem to be any correlation between what was happening with the stock and what was happening to his life at all

>>18501269
it is also trading at 0.6x book value compared to the other banks while still having a good net income margin

>>18501346
Right after JCP @ 500/share. Good thinking jumping on this quick

>>18501346
Nah anons were saying $500 a share and/or all JPC shares would be converted into Amazon shares.

>>18501263
Yep.
Lots of young idiot cunts got that $1200 and just bought every brand they recognize.

FUCK YOU CRABBY

i love Jack in the Box my little money tree

>>18501365
>b-but why won't people buy m-muh GE, I-IBM h-has cloud now, g-guys why aren't we talking about Berkshire...

kys

>>18501341
I don't know about the mother of all dumps, but a few dumps due to greedy short-term speculators taking profits aren't entirely out of the question. Given the euphoria we've seen the last few weeks, the first dump might be large if it can rattle the hands of some of these "investors."

Do you guys have any non-US stock that you are keeping your eyes on like Embraer?

>>18501248
priced in

Wasn't it supposed to be like 1-2% green to fit the pattern of crab? I don't have any stakes I'm just curious why it's down when unemployment is "priced in".

>>18501387
Yes indeed. Only thing we are not crashing is trump bux...
and last 2 days have been red.

Brace your selves when trump bux has been blown in smoke brah its gonna be lit.

>>18501420
takeaway.com

>>18501430
because it's a DCB

>>18501165
why and how is AMD higher than its pre-corona value

>>18500891
Holy based.

>>18501430
the economy has priced in itself

Guys I don't know what to do about that put, I'm freaking the fuck out

HAND OVER YOUR GAINS NOW!

How many years will it take banks to recover. I want to buy some JPM

>>18501420
Also Ryanair, now it's at around 10€ but at 16 on good times easy 60%

>>18501430

Stocks are going down but money printer is going BRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


If money printer runs out of battery we are screwd.

>>18501452
>>18501452
>selling a naked put without the funds necessary to cover it

Peak /biz/

>>18501465
banks are regulated utilities and they're dividends are at the whims of the public I wouldn't get excited

>>18501465
Just buy SLABS lmao, banks are gay

>>18501452
epic

>>18501465
a few days in terms of stock value, stocks are already looking good.

Long term? Everything is fucked and will never recover.

>>18501372
>>18501386
whats the scoop on jpc

>>18501485
What am I supposed to do? This was my first time ever trying options

>>18501511
You were supposed to actually research what the fuck you were about to do instead of blindly jumping straight into a fire.

>>18501476
Aren't they the Spirit of european air travel right?

This retard didn't post
>>18501320
>>18501320
new

>>18501462
>implying I have any

>>18501344
Ford Motor Company has a debt to equity ratio of 4.67. Tesla has a debt to equity ratio of 2.1. Tesla is financially in much better shape and will actually come out more ahead with Coronavirus as they are still selling every car they can produce with hundreds of thousands of preorders whereas Ford is losing billions of dollars in sales. ICE manufacturers are sitting on depreciating assets and IP that will be largely worthless in the shift to EVs.
>>18501359
I'm so retarded that I've made 50 thousands dollars off Tesla and I withdrew my original investment so every single dollar I make off my dozens of shares and LEAPs are now free. Keep coping or if you're not such a pussy, short TSLA and lose everything like most of the bears before you.
>>18501361
Yes, if you can find an opportunity to buy it at a price you think is reasonable.

>>18501503
Honestly just some meme, someone came in here pretending to be Bezos and saying he was buying all JPC shares at $500/share and saying Amazon was buying JPC. Just jokes, and it's a penny stock so people were buying 100 shares just to fuck around last night before close.

>>18501520
So what is going to happen?

>>18501540
>I believe in my lord and savior tesla so much that I took all my money out now please buy my bags

>>18501524
Exactly, they are the biggest and maybe they might make some acquisition of smaller companies. Also easyjet is at 40% less than usual value

>>18501503
Amazon is buying JCPenney

>>18501546
infinite loss potential.

>>18501568
No seriously

>>18501503
To clarify we were talking about JCP, JC Penney which may be going under soon, not JPC.

uh guys

>>18501566
sauce?

>>18501552
Hey retard, everyone in this thread could buy Tesla and it wouldn't even move the share price a single dollar. Kill yourself, you fox and the grapes faggot.

>>18501586
describe your exact situation and ill tell you, I cant remember what you posted before

>>18501616
There is no sauce, bagholders are desperate.

>>18501605
>cousin has symptoms
>still denied testing due to (((capacity)))
god bless america

>>18501616
>>18501545

>>18501671
well last chance to buy puts bullbros,
don't say we didn't warn you

>>18501671
One way to flatten that curve

>>18500856
>pedo spergs out after being called manlet
lmao

soundtrack for tommorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL6XNrFh45o

If anyone is still following SNSS, why did it jump up and now drop back down the last few days?

>>18501248
priced in
>>18501289
I was planning on buying more at 6.50 but it feels like I'm raising the stakes. It can't fold I guess, I'll just have to hold my bags. Ultimately, I will double my money at least.

I did the smart thing with my 2400 bucks. Put the bulk in the bank, paid off my credit card (virus supplies), and put the remainder into the market (added to SWPPX, SWTSX and bought more T-babies)

>>18501768
tell me more about virus supplies. What did you acquire that was different than your normal expenses?

Is JCP still cheap?

>>18501786
Stocked up on TP, PT,and canned stuff. things other than dairy and bread which goes bad in a week.

SPY 275 EOD, calling it now

>>18501863
You missed the moon mission

>>18501863
Yes it looks like there's resistance at 0.23. For shits and gigs I'm trying to fill at 0.23 and sell at 0.27

Yesterday I had two stocks to choose from. Today, one of them has had its trading suspended and the other went up 40%. Take a fucking guess which stock I wanted to buy (though, silver lining, hadn't actually put money into yet because I wanted to see how it opened).

>>18501902
wtf happened?

>>18501863
It's cheap only if you're a big baller, like myself.

>>18501949
It's up 4% and probably still filing for bankruptcy.

>>18501342
>They DRIVE what demand is for this economy

don't worry JCP will tank more. they just missed paying a 12 million interest payment on time. I wish I could just avoid paying my bills and not give to shits about it.

TRNX I'm thinking of dumping ONTX to get on this. NO R/S is planned, they're exploring alternatives to max shareholder value (IE: sell the company) and the stock is still dirt cheap, 25 cents a share.

>>18500766
the fact you call it "cunny" disgusts me and wants me to punch you in the throat weeb loli poster faggot