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18498917 No.18498917 [Reply] [Original]

>overvalued start ups taking money to keep their useless companies from downsizing
This is why my parents will get no money. Millennials fucked them. I hope the start up bubble bursts and all these fuckers commit suicide.

>> No.18499026

What do you mean? That a bunch of tennis shoe wearing hipsters with a mediocre idea were given undue funding from venture capitalists and now the economy will reveal the ruse?

>> No.18499113

>>18498917

Your parents were a couple slow-moving boomers. You should give them the /biz/ness-end of a pillow before they squander your inheritance on a cabin or trips to Europe or whatever.

>> No.18499152

>>18499113
I bet you trade on your phone and think you’re the shit

>> No.18499170
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18499170

My local bank just deposited 25000$ into my business account. Going to use this to pay myself for the next 2 months and not have to pay it back. Thanks Drumpf, thanks Steve, thanks Jerome. Fuck Demonrats.

>> No.18499204

>>18499170
Really showing those conservative values anon, god bless

>> No.18499230

>>18499204
Hardcore capitalism for the poor and socialism for the rich IS modern conservative values

>> No.18499274

>>18499230
Fuck that. Trump may have fooled the Republican Party by dangling money in front of them but he is no conservative and the past two months prove it.

>> No.18499368
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>>18499204
>>18499274
I don't give a fuck about principles lmao you fucking retard

>> No.18499380

(((small business owners)))

I do business with them daily. Biggest kikes on the planet.

>> No.18499406

>>18499152

Maybe your parents should have had a rainy day fund then? Cut out the Starbucks and Netflix and watch how much more money they have. It’s never too late to learn a trade, snowflake.

>> No.18499410

>>18498917
> I hope the start up bubble bursts and all these fuckers commit suicide.
Oh, they will. Imagine making an app and thinking its “innovation”. Start ups are filled with the worst people.

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>>18498917
>run your own business
>be considered self-employed
>pay contractors when you need more help
>no one ever helps you though
>no stimulus, law, or package ever released to help self-employed

>> No.18499440

>>18499380
They are only 50% of the work force. LET THEM DIE NOW

>> No.18499457

>>18499426

That’s the “risk” part in running a business.

>> No.18500743

>>18499426
You qualify for unemployment to the tune of state benefits + $2400/month federal now. PPP will be refunded, I advise using paypal or a local bank to get it. Bigger banks are funding bigger clients only. EIDL will pay you $1,000 flat which is just a kick in the dick.

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>>18498917
>Trust fund kiddo somehow thinks millenials fucked over boomers in this
Consider it backtaxes for the last 40 years you stupid fossils

>> No.18502111

>>18498917
see >>18501285

>> No.18502165

>>18499230
>$25000
>rich

>> No.18502209

>>18499368
based. in order to succeed in the world you have to be willing to sacrifice stupid shit like morals and principles

>> No.18502299

1.1 million loans issued in under 3 weeks. How thorough do you think these businesses were vetted for legitimacy, let alone genuine needfulness? I bet half of them were either already failing pre-wuflu, or were outright kike-owned shell companies. This is even more absurd than QE, which was bullshit on its own.

>> No.18502321

>>18502299
they needed 3 years worth of P&Ls

>> No.18502389

>>18502321
That's almost nothing though. I mean yeah it stops people from incorporating one day before the bailout, but lots of people have shell LLCs and whatnot. There are 22 million "small businesses" in America.

>> No.18502448

>>18502299
they've surely taken that into consideration

>> No.18502461

>>18499113
>they squander your inheritance on a cabin
Make them buy real estate, at least one 2-4 rooms apt in a nice central place for families and young couples.

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>>18499274
>thinking ANYONE in the modern Republican Party is a true conservative

Kek, they're all bought and paid for by the (((banks))) and (((corporations))) anyway. The whole bipartisan system has predictably devolved into two forms of controlled opposition to fool and placate the masses into thinking either one is on "their side".

It's like the WWE but paid for by (((them))) as a dog-and-pony show to distract everyone from their real goal of total control of the human population.

>> No.18502659

>>18499170
>Going to use this to pay myself for the next 2 months and not have to pay it back
KEK

>> No.18502688

>>18502461
>Make them buy real estate, at least one 2-4 rooms apt in a nice central place for families and young couples.

That would also be the boomer thing to do. Become landlords and extract rent from the next generation. Gotta milk every last penny they can, the pension system pyramid scheme and SS just isn't enough.

>> No.18502704

>>18499170
Based af

>> No.18502725

The US is going to collapse because .0001% of its population got the flu

honk honk

>> No.18502769

>>18502299
You just had to provide basic shit like last 12 months average payroll. Then you can get a forgivable loan for 2.5x the average payroll. That's it.

>> No.18502892

>>18502725
This was predetermined by (((them))) over the last century. Nations are one big pump and dump so they can consolidate control of the human population through asset and wealth theft via fiat debt-based central banking.

The older I get and more I learn about business and history, the more I realize Hitler really did nothing wrong.

>> No.18503011

>>18502892
Hitler focused on poorass ghetto jews and freed Rothschilds for ransom money.

>> No.18503115

>>18503011
He probably would've eventually done so had he actually conquered Europe, but he also gradually went insane as the war went on, so what can you do?

>> No.18503421

>>18499380
This. My last job was at a small business. The place was falling apart, holes in the floor tiles, water dripping from the ceiling, essential machinery broke and never got replaced, the thermostat didn't work and the owner refused to fix it. Anything the customers couldn't directly see was allowed to fall apart, and they ended up seeing half of it anyway. Basic health code violations everywhere, it was a bakery and the baking pans never got washed so there was years of grease built up on them, the display racks were never cleaned or dusted so food was just sitting on metal racks covered with cobwebs and dust. I ended up quitting after the greedy boomer owner "forgot" to raise wages to meet raised minimum wage in our state for the second time in a row. Say what you will about big companies and their HR bullshit, but at least all the bureaucracy forces them to follow the law and saftey/workers' rights regulations.