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He definitely betrayed us all
I bought link at 4.90 and went to tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word lifted the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
I must confess it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous relationship
Just then the door swung open and in shuffled Deshaun, a foul stench preceding his physical presence as usual
He mounted her without explanation or pause and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I bore witness to this Talmudic scene of mind altering penetration her bleached sphincter fracturing like a parody of Cinderella’s shoe each thrust searing through my brain with a white hot sensual agony as if pierced by the spear of Longinus himself foam pouring out of every orifice involuntarily masturbating as I once again played spastic voyeur to the desecration of our vows at the incomprehensible whim of the crazed voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABO”
I heard him exclaim as he deposited his viral Bantu seed into my wife’s fucking colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm double cream as I slammed into our mahogany wooden floor writhing and thrashing violently frothing at the mouth consciousness fast evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss soaked PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the dashboard his vile negroid digits navigating their way to an unceremonious limit sell order, all 230 of my hard earned Chainlink sold in an instant for a total of 0.45 cents
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne began to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
Eyes burning I gripped my sodden PSP as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying
Edit: Haha thanks for le gold