/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello /biz,

Hello Oldfags and Newfags, Jannies and trannies, pajeets and chinks.

We all have something in common, we are all going to Mars.
In order to undertake this even steeper Moonmission, we need to unite our forces and bring ChainLink under the common population.
We need to go on an all out meme campaign, so that every chimp on earth will feel sorry for himself when he thinks about not having bought at least one Chainlink. Because One Chainlink will already be a ticket to Mars.
It is now in great times of confusion, that we must approfit of simple chimp Mind.
We have been laid one of the greates opportunities to our feet yet we fight over chinks and pajeets.All we need to do is bend over, dodge one or two dicks, and raise it.
This is our gem, but as we know gems can be raised in a laboratory.
4chan Unite as this is our predestinnied MARSMISSION, only a fool wouldn't see it.
We manipulated slogans into :"hitler did nothing wrong", we manipulated apple users into microwaving their Iphones or drill holes for headphones. We need to make those chimps moon our ship to Mars. Sergey abandoned us, Sergey wasn't the captain though because this ship isn't sinking. Sergey gave us all we need to succeed. We are all going to MARS if we work together instead of speculating about assets.