/biz/ - Business & Finance

The meds are meant to be taken, schizo

>>18479428
>"investing" in some russian literally who fantasy money who owns 80% of the total supply because of some funny jpg
again, who's the schizo

>>18479376
He definitely betrayed us all
I bought link at 4.90 and went home tell my wife about our new investment
She took one look at the buy order and without saying a word took the PSP from my hand and pissed directly over the screen all the while never once breaking eye contact with me
I have to admit it gave me an erection but the message was clear; the purchase of Chainlink was taboo in this polyamorous relationship
Just then the door swung open and in shambled one Deshaun, a foul stench preceding his physical presence as per usual
He mounted her without explanation or pause and I must admit a tear filled my eye as I watched her purple sphincter fracturing like a parody of Cinderella’s shoe each thrust searing through my brain with a white hot agony not unlike the spear of Longinus himself mucous pouring out of every facial fucking orifice as I once again bore witness to the desecration of our vows at the incomprehensible whim of the crazed voodoo man
“AFRICA UMBABBO”
I heard him exclaim as he deposited his viral Bantu seed into my wife’s fucking colon
At that moment I felt a seizure pour over me like a glass of warm double cream as I slammed into our mahogany wooden floor writhing and thrashing violently foaming at the mouth consciousness fast evaporating with every passing second before I saw him pick up the piss covered PSP, my fresh Chainlink buy order still visible on the dashboard his vile negroid digits navigating their way to a unceremonious market sell, all 230 of my hard earned Chainlink sold in an instant for a total of 0.45 cents
And then the bongo drums began to play, my brief flirtation with unconsciousness interrupted as the African champagne begins to flow, a baptism in piss truth be told
I gripped my PSP tightly as I began to wail uncontrollably under the relentless African rain
My wife was also crying
Edit: Wow! Guys I totally didn’t expect gold for this post! Thanks again kind strangers!

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>>18479376
at first I thought anon was schizo but now I get it: those twitter accounts that started shilling link...yep paid by serGAY

>>18479543
>our bible are copypastas
>we are chainlink cultists
>our religion is better than the others
>Cepгeй Haзapoв will save us all
>technology is revolutionary
>no one has figured out
>when they will do it will become the only one global currency
>we are making it, i readed it into another copypasta
>i'm a copypasta
>i have a lot of funny jpg to prove this
>i've been enforcing my vision through countless threads
>i'm here stuck on this fart echo chamber with other cultists like me
>the more we share our cps the more the literally who saviour gets powerful
>if he's powerful i'm happy
>i'm ready to die for this fantasy coin
>no matter what

>>18479376
I'm one of those newfag refugees that came to /biz/ because of Corona. Can somebody please explain this? Who is Sergay and how did he betray us all?

>>18479672

>>18479672
sergay is the guy behind chainlink, we were all in this together but he betrayed us.

>>18479753
kill yourself spoonfeeder