/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18474348
When WTI goes below 18 start buying American oil and refineries

Reminder that the Trump bux will not be deducted from future taxes in anyway.

still digging

https://www.fda.gov/medical-devices/emergency-situations-medical-devices/emergency-use-authorizations#covid19ivd

list of FDA EUA test companies

>>18474348
Red day

>>18474348
>Got Tesla calls and USO puts.
Feeling good today lads. My SPY calls might take a hit but the other two should be the ones that bring home the bacon.

i dont like this, looks like dump is over

>>18474368
TSLA is up 50 bucks already

and for some reason all airlines are green 5%

>it took 1 month for the US to become a full blown corporate welfare state

>>18474373

airline bailouts agreement was reached last night

It's over

>>18474373
>Cherry picking
All stock markets red. Point.

realitically how much higher can TSLA go? its already back to pre corona levels

>>18474381
But its ok anon its for our "safety" so its all good.

>>18474399
lambo

cunny analysis update:
that's the classic cunny right here

bought back in

Guys, what do you think the meaning of life is? Like, why are we here? Just to make numbers go big green? To make money printer go brrrrrr? Can't we just reduce the exchange of money for other items to a struggle of power and thereby eliminate such a need for the exchange in the first place by replacing the illusion of freely traded money with a tangible dictator? Or is the illusion of such freedom a necessity for the function of the reduction?

>>18474399
It's a meme stock, it can go wherever the fuck it wants. It could reach 1k+ or go back down to 200 without any logical reason behind it.

>>18474373
Airlines got their GIBBS approved yesterday

>>18474381
>to become
My sweet summer child

>>18474412
I'm holding it until 1k no joke

>>18474399
And no one is buying cars. Makes sense

>>18474397
Bullish as fuck

>>18474416
are we priced out or is there still room for gains if we buy on open

>>18474409
Perfect TA, makes absolutely no sense, but as long as you are right 50.01%, good job.

>>18474399
Zombie tech companies won't die until interest rates are raised.
TSLA, UBER, LYFT, etc. solely exist as tech bitcoins

>>18474409
booped and watdopilled

>>18474425
I would too, but I'd only load up whenever it's under 500.

>>18474399

thinking any of the stock market is properly valued.

not escaping into gold and other safe tangible assets...

r/wallstreetbets

>>18474427
based retard and boomerpilled

>>18474431
so its still a good buy at $750?

>>18474410
the meaning of live is to spend the life given to you by doing what you love

>>18474441
wat

>>18474441
those are some smart niggers over there

>>18474397
Priced in

>>18474441
too many options too little hard stock

>>18474409
Based and cunnypilled

>>18474393
the free money will soon not be enough for many airlines.

>>18474434
well throwing space ship engineering and building cars in 1 bucket could be the idea of the century desu.

Why is germany and italy building good cars? ww2 !
But that's over... so what's next? there seems to be only tesla.. and then it could go much higher

>>18474445
Who knows? They've had no revenue for nearly a decade and take out loans to pay off their previous loans. From a TA or FA stand point they shouldn't exist even at their current prices. I don't know what "tools" shitcoiners use but it'll be more apt.

>>18474430
>>18474433
let's use it combined with music analysis here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRqKCgT0sQA

when you play music to the chart when you invest money the chart goes up most of the times

cunny analyisis + music analaysis is the only way to go

>>18474454
this made me feel sick, how can you get 60k into debt without even knowing what is happening

>>18474393
>spend all your income buying back your own stock
>pass the cost onto the taxpayers
can one industry get any more based?

>>18474426
that sounds about right with this market. No sales = big green

Is there a divy etf i can DCA into and ignore for years? Like SPY but with dividends?

>>18474491
I have a feeling if normies knew what the fuck Boeing has been doing/pulling off that there would be fires.

>value outperforms growth in the long term
who created this meme?

>he didn't invest at the bottom of the cunny

>>18474490
by being a smoothbrained normie normal faggot who doesn't know anything and just follows what everyone else is doing

>>18474454
hahhahahahaa holy shit

>>18474506
QYLD HSPX

>TSLA at 755 already

>>18474506
Buy GEO today, ex-div is tomorrow, 49c per share.

>>18474512

boeing is not included in the bailouts, so far

What are we expecting in 3 hours?

>>18474523
R*dddit vanguard etf DCA sheep

>>18474409
I'm not even mad, nice

>>18474454
>There is something called options collateral but I don't know what it means

holy shit

>>18474541
Jerome saying fuck it, going to the floor of the NYSE, and burying any day trades he sees in fresh money

>>18474512
You know what, I just had a great idea. Instead of diversifying and analyzing stocks for which ones have the best P/E ratios etc etc. Why don't we just buy """essential""" industries which get bailouts even if they're run by incompetent retards. So we have Banks, Air Travel, can anyone think of any others?

We need a Cunny ETF

>>18474523
what the fuck are all these etfs? qrd.

>>18474348
>weeaboo
This is an anime website, newfag.

>these greens

Is there ANYTHING bearish in the clownworld?

>>18474579
Don't cry please

>>18474533
>covered call etf
Very interesting

>>18474563
Or you could buy non-shitter companies like MSFT LMT NEE AMZN AAPL who won't sit at -50% for a year when anything bad happens

does someone have the crash-comparison chart from today?

is it going up again today or is it gonna crab?

>>18474592
>AMZN

>>18474584
Companies that actually make revenue
>>18474563
Ford, GE, Shale companies, US Steel, and whatever dying industries exist in Michigan, Ohio, and Florida.

>>18474541
1% is not that bad, i bet a slight dip until noon then a rally then sell off to end the day 1% down

>>18474525
How is it going for you so far?

>>18474599
oh it isn't going to crab. don't worry

>>18474597
bumping

just remember that 1929 and 2008 were W shaped recoveries while this may be V shaped recovery due to inflation and another random factors

>>18474613
oh. fuck.

>>18474563
yeah thats been a valid strategy that has been working for me. SPXL and SPXS for the ultimate generalization. JETS for airline pump today. theres an ETF for every sector

>>18474603
>Taking a screenshot of your phone
>1mill

Y
I
K
E
S

>>18474603
Good God almighty

>>18474612
absolutely abysmal

that's no cunny after all

>>18474603
i don't understand what any of that shit means but it scares the hell out of me

>>18474454
>>18474490
>>18474554
To be fair robhinhood has zero risk management and just hands out stuff to people who makes them think they are allowed to have stuff when they really arent or dont meet any of the requirements for that risk position.

>>18474603
imagine betting against amazon, by a grand in share price. now thats smooth brain

>futures

>>18474603
WHAT THE F-

>>18474631
no so perfect TA anymore. :(

>>18474597
why the fuck would you want to compare. It's an entirely different situation

>>18474603
where are these fuckers getting that much money and why in the fuck is anyone with that much money using shitty robinhood

Who the fuck even uses amazon? I've never used amazon and I don't know anyone that uses amazon, except for watching twitch without ads and never giving donos or subs. Normie sheep are brainless

>>18474603
Now everyone laughs at him, but it could have worked out. Stock market is like playing roulette right now.

>>18474603
I guess markets really do redistribute wealth effectively

>>18474652
CHAY-NA! amazons biggest consumer base in america are beaners who buy up cheap chink shit

I'm going to take my $1200 Trumpbux and buy several more shares of Microsoft

>>18474642
yes futures

We're swapping them here for the last 14 hours.
Get yourself together silly Anon.

Based millennials redistributing their boomer daddies money to zoomers.

>>18474603
>betting against one of the largest companies ever, and one that profits from the virus
smart move

>>18474665
>futures

>>18474603
Why would you bet against Amazon when everyone is locked inside and have no choice but to order things they want online and stream movies?
Whole Foods is doing very well too as rich and middle class people who aren't unemployed have more money to buy groceries with.
They're incredibly busy and even hiring more staff.

>>18474667
>you can't day trade because we think that you day trade
is that fucking legal?

>>18474667
holy shit that is terrifying

>>18474652
ok boomer

>sub $20 oil

He's rolling in the money don't you fret none with all those people now using His network due to the virus. His divvy is strong and fat and unlike most will remain intact. That yield is high and the price per share is cheap still. So don't delay and be Saved starting at 9:30 a.m today. P.S - I got my Govt check (2,400) yesterday. Life just keeps getting better and better.

>>18474667
Comedy gold

>>18474652
ok boomer

>>18474652
i have a friend who's really into brand loyalty.
large chunks of his identity are defined by the values of the brands he's decided to adopt for the foreseeable future (he's also somewhat fickle).
the other ones i kind of get (apple for phones, msft for windows laptops, sony for consoles), but amazon is just this weird one. he loves amazon - like loves it. this is even before alexa (he has at least a dozen alexa devices around his house now). i don't understand why he feels so attached to a storefront, but he does.

>>18474679
only in burgistan, they also need 25k in the account at all times to do day trading lmao

The existence of amazon is why there are so many people that sit in to years of Uber, Tesla, Lyft, etc. shareholder meetings and are fine with negative revenue.

>>18474667
>>18474650
I cant understand where so many retards are able to have so much money. Not sure where its even coming from or how they got such successful jobs or whatever that pays that much that they can waste it on risky options.

>>18474603

So, this was an option trading betting that amazon will go down?

Or was it betting that it will go up in March?

>>18474397
THIS WAS ALREADY PRICED IN

>that v shape recovery

>>18474368
snib day

>>18474444
nice quad fours, pic rel made me kek.

>>18474679
I don't think so because they give you fair warning.
When I was flipping SQQQ on ameritrade they gave me a big scary warning that I could only make four or so day trades over a period of five trading days before they require I have $25k in equity

>>18474700
Same with Netflix. They make no money but building a brand is a viable technique in the internet age.

if there's a V shaped recovery and i can't buy cheapies i'm not even mad I'm not making money because my fathers assets aren't hurt that much

>>18474541
Bank of America just reported shocking results so we'll start the day off flat then up 4% EOD

>>18474679
Every broker is required by law to have a system like that in the US.

>>18474713
I dont know. It looks like some futures slightly recovering. Nasdaq already creeping up. By mid morning might be green.

>>18474723
>it's legal because they tell you they're doing it
i'm going to come into your house and take all of your stuff

https://www.oaktreecapital.com/docs/default-source/memos/knowledge-of-the-future.pdf
>There’s an old saying – variously attributed – to the effect that “capitalism without bankruptcy is
like Catholicism without hell.” It appeals to me strongly. Markets work best when participants
have a healthy fear of loss. It shouldn’t be the role of the Fed or the government to eradicate
it.
Based

>>18474490
By going to college

>>18474723
>tfw too poor to daytrade

bofa dese nuts

>>18474679
Poorfags aren't allowed to daytrade in muttland
He was probably daytrading but lost that privilege when he became a poorfag so robinhood is telling him no more

>>18474729
BAC up or down? I have 3k with of calls so I'm probably fucked

>>18474732
>Every broker is required by law to have a system like that in the US.
land of the free my ass

and here I was whining I can't buy American ETFs when sitting in the European shithole

I told you guys to get out of oil on monday. But oil bulls wouldnt listen. Will they ever learn?

>>18474548
what is wrong with vanguard etfs?

>>18474754
we have much better things anyway, try certs if your want leverage

>>18474752
lmao at your life

>>18474756
90% of biz was ranting about oil being a MUST BUY so I bought a load and now I'm 11% down (blue chip crude stocks). Fuck this

>>18474652
Amazon is fucking amazing if you have a job. Get Amazon prime and get unlimited free delivery with bottom of the barrel prices delivered to your doorstep.

All it takes is planning beyond a knee jerk reaction.

>>18474603
Why?

>>18474746
>Historic changes back to 1945
History doesnt help much when we now have infinite QE. Plus this wasnt a recession from a financial credit crunch but govnerments shutting down the country. Not necessarily a reason to have downward selling pressure. Its not an economic crisis, its a massive pause button.

>>18474652
everyone uses Amazon freak

>>18474770
make sure you sell and buy something that's green so you can lock in the losses

Looks like Amazon is a cult just like Tesla and Apple

>>18474756
I've listened and didn't buy.

The general situation is bearish today. If we don't get a bump right now it may get out of hand.

>>18474765
What's so funny? I going to make money no matter what. I brought calls, retard.

>>18474790
what do you mean cult. It is just a pretty dominant company. Just like AOL back in the day.

how can tesla keep going up bros
how is it fucking possible

>>18474397
hoy fuck this is going to limit up the dow todat. ath incoming

>>18474806
USD got 100% inflation which normally would've bumped TSLA to 1600$, but he have ongoing crisis so it's only 800$ instead.

>>18474806
Did elon smoke your puts again bro

More people are going to die from beer during the beer flu than the flu.

>>18474790
Not really. Everybody hates Amazon.

jokes aside

where do you check the TSLA futures price?

>>18474790
>Say no one uses Amazon
>Get called out on being wrong
>Wow, what a bunch of cultists

What happened with oil? I though they agreed the deal. Its trading at around 19.70

>>18474770
Yeah dont take advice from biz.

>>18474806
Tesla is Enron 2.0

>>18474820
WHO can only afford one writer after trump pulled their funding and this is the best he could do

>>18474833
Priced in.

>>18474820
What are we drinking after trading hours are over /smg/

>>18474798
Good boy.

>>18474703
seriously who in the fuck pisses away 600k on stuipd options

>>18474824

>tfw job is safe

>>18474820
lets make alalalalohol illegalL !!
!!!!!!!!

>>18474802
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>18474840
kek. Wonder if it's any relation to what the EEOC appointee had to say
>>18474849
I've been enjoying a 5 gallon jug of homemade blackberry wine for the past 2 weeks. Really a nice pace to not leave the house and buy cheap stuff.

>>18474816
i know better than to buy puts on tesla
it's just insane to watch though

>>18474833
Theres no demand and a surplus currently. It's going to take some time to burn it all off.

Plus saudi Arabia and China appear to have worked a backroom deal.

Hey guys what job should I get? Making money doing nothing is getting kinda boring. Would be better making money doing something, so what do you niggers suggest?

what do you geeks think of sco?

>>18474883
waste management

>>18474820
If anyone tries to take my beer I'll put a bullet in their head and then dangle my balls in their face. Fuck WHO and the NWO they are trying to impose

>>18474399
they had to shut down their main factory which saves them a bunch of money. this is good for tesla

>>18474898
>take away all freedoms other than alcohol
not a fucking peep
>talk about people voluntarily giving up alcohol
FUCKING BOOGALOO

entire world confirmed for alcoholism

>>18474397
Extremely Bullish, Shockingly Based and Priced In

>>18474895
redpill me on shit, anon. Why do you like other peoples poopoo so much?

>>18474883
just b urself

>>18474908
I don't even get it. It's nothing special. I drank half a bottle of Rum once and was throwing up all night and felt like shit. Why would you want to do that every other night?

JAY?

JAY

JAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>18474874
>saudi Arabia and China appear to have worked a backroom deal.
I fucking told you all this whole thing was planned by the China, Russia, and the Saudi’s.
>release a bioweapon
>fuck with the west
>start an oil crisis right before the weapon begins to fuck the west
>China enjoys an overall weakened America while Russia and the Saudi’s kill US oil
These are enemy nations who are attacking our country. When are we going to strike back with orbital assets and remind these third worlders to not fuck with us? Glass a few cities and agonize the three gorges damn. The world needs to be reminded that America is to be feared.

>>18474907
>>18474916

>>18474922
>These are enemy nations who are attacking our country
based
USA will prevail anyway

WTF IS HAPPENING

FREE FALL

I knew we would be ok SQQQ bros

>>18474806
I wish Elon could be president after trumps second term

>>18474938

>>18474933
Checked. We pay tax money for our fancy space cannons. They should be used to headshot all three enemy nations.
>muh ww3
HAH no military has hardware that can even remotely compare to the shit we have tucked away. Headshot them all. Glass 100% of any nation that actually tries to retaliate.

Is there a financial firm more consistently wrong than Goldman? pic somewhat related

status of yesteraday's gains:
GONE AND VOID

do we aaaaa or we ooooo tonight?

>>18474911
I had that same contract but sold 15 minutes before the gov contract was blocked

I've doubled my money with options since lmaooo

>>18474953
>a woman
well there's your problem

I'M LOSING EVERYTHING ARTRGHHHHHHHHH

>>18474790
Except Amazon actually adds value to our society

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

are you feeling it now mr crabs

>>18474348
How high are we going today, RTX gang?

>>18474966
you still have us, honey.

All this Federal Government money printing is going to lead to runaway inflation. That's why I'm going to do two things. I'm going vote 3rd party, and buy gold.

>>18474953
>smelliot wave fag at 22%
Holy shit my sides

>>18474979
thanks fren

>>18474953
lmao TA btfo

What if a printer...that could print more printers

>>18474936
Bank of America and Citigroup reported half the profit of last quarter. Consider the fact that only the last 20~ days of Q1 was post-CA/NY shutdowns and it's fucking yuuge.

>>18474911
>Then I went all in on MSFT 200 3/20

why do these retards insist on playing with options, if he had just bought the stock he would've been fine

>>18474980
no printing money does not create inflation
heard that on youtube somewhere
t. jerome

>>18474852
a doctor hahah

>>18474953
>elliot wave TA

>>18474992
JPM and Fargo lead to an increase though?

>>18474993
because MUH BIG GAINS LOOK THIS 1 NIGGER ON WSB MADE 4MILLION DOLLARS OF 10K I CAN DO IT TOO MUM!

>>18474993
Because tendies and muh robinhood screenshot upvotes :(

>>18474710
down. their break even price is like $600 under the current strike

>>18474980
The world buying and hoarding USD is deflationary

I sold right before the close yesterday.

FUCKING LUCK

>>18474710
also I didn't notice the expiry date. that trade happened early march. I imagine he was playing with weekly options like a complete idiot because that's a lot of contracts

>https://www.axios.com/anthony-fauci-coronavirus-reopen-economy-be749476-7d64-4843-9d8f-df8cdfb2d28d.html
>Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, said in an interview with AP Tuesday that the United States does not yet have the testing and contact tracing capacity to reopen its economy.
>The big picture: The Trump administration has been encouraged by data showing fewer deaths than models earlier predicted, and some aides have pushed for a May 1 reopening. But Fauci cautioned against that target, saying it's “a bit overly optimistic" for much of the country until there's rapid testing in place.

AND SO
IT BEGINS!

what do you think the new date will be after May 1st? what do you think the next date after that will be that they will again promise and then push back on?

just a tad more and im at my daily 30% goal

Why are bears coming out of the woodworks now? They have been slaughtered by this new bullrun to a new ATH and yet they linger.

STOP DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>18474820
are they counting drunk driving statistics? we are staying home not going to bars

>>18475030
Make me

>>18475026
>They have been slaughtered by this new bullrun to a new ATH and yet they linger.
Dow down 18% from ath.
Bears have been slaughtered.
Oh anon it’s just beginning.

>>18475016
>Dr. Fauci was then asked if he wanted to stop going on TV and getting tons of attention for his upcoming book deal.

>>18475016
Bullish and priceinpilled

>>18475016
Harvard says 2022 is the minimum we have to keep social distancing. This will put normies on suicide watch and many refugees will come to our internets. more than ever.

Yesterday the UK government forecast for 2020 was worst year of economic growth since 1709

Worst year for 311 years

Bullish!

>>18475026
>bot post literally a day late

>>18475034
seriously it's just the flu

>>18475030
Fuck you, pink boi

>>18475016
My state is locked down until June 10th according to the initial lockdown order from several weeks ago.

>>18475038
>things that won't happen

>>18474348
test

Who /coffeezone/ here?

x4 tesla Bear +10%, ready for the second part of the pump n dump, anon-kun?

>>18475057
didn't see it
try again

>>18475040
At least it's not as bad as economy of 1455. Thank God!

>>18475060
Reporting in.

>>18475050
Fuck you nigger I lost more than 2k already and markets are not even open omg I'm so scared

>>18475035
Jerome is not letting the stock market crash anymore. Betting against the fed only insures you losing money.

>>18475060
about to make myself a latte

A good Breville 870xl is a good investment.

>>18475052
hi va bro

>>18475060
Is coffee zone that that time of the morning when you enjoy your morning black drink before the market opens and you go to war? If so I'm in the #CoffeeZone

>>18475060

Miss me?

57 minutes till massacre

>tfw literally all in on SPXS @ 12.40

>>18475016
We should got back immediately desu. People should just wear masks and have their temperatures taken daily, along with the hand washing and distancing already in place. That would do it. EVERYBODY STAY HOME OR WE'LL ALL DIE was a bad move.

>>18475038
There‘ll be a vaccine by early 2021.
But yeah, social distancing is not a cure, but a stalling tactic.

I begin to think it is better just to larp here. If I say I buy on /biz/ ((they)) will fucking dump me to death.

>>18474938
>>18474949
Based. Fuck the clown market. You can only prop it up so long.

>>18474348
>more than 16M Americans lost jobs in 3 weeks

Not really.
They're just forced to stay home for a while.

You feel it too don't you

>>18475005
Buying and hoarding is not physically destroying the dollar, it still exists. And it will all be spent when everything recovers.

>>18475073
This. I was a bear until I realized they don’t give a single fuck. Been in the green ever since. Short oil and buy TQQQ. That’s your path to generally decent gains. I’ve invested 3k between those two since 3 weeks ago.

>market will want to retest lows
>jerome is a bull that charges at anything red with his money printer
What happens?

>>18475060
we need coffeeposting in every thread at least once. our own little microgeneral. also i miss the boomerposting we had that one day :^(

>>18475107
the battle of the century...

>>18475092
>>18475104

US retail sales for March plunged a record 8.7%, vs 8.0% drop expected
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/15/us-retail-sales-march-2020.html
OH NO OH NO

>>18475093
i just went through my watch list and bought what was the most red yesterday. SQQQ was at -13.07%

>>18475060
Just poured myself a cup. Puts are gonna print today, thanks Jerome-kun!

Any good Cheapies atm?

>>18475072
you only lose when you close the position ;)

>>18475115
unironically priced in

>>18475092
>short stock
>tell /smg/ you bought
>"he bought?"
>"dump it."
>but you didn't actually bought
>it dumps and you get rich

what could go wrong?

>>18475107
One man and his printers versus the market

>>18475116
>>18475093
went on x20 leveraged bear this morning on a hunch

feeling comfy

>>18475118
I've always had to pay a premium for ass to mouth

bullish

>bogdanoff. He became a bull
>he bought?
>yes

>dump et and glitch his Robinhood so he cannot sell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

>>18474652
>Biggest Company in the world

>>18475104
Why would you short oil. Jerome will bail out the us oil industry soon

>>18475129
it'll crab for eternity

>>18475123
not if you are using european 16x leverage etfs... its only a minor position but I got greedy and gave them a chance again.. seriously they fuck you every time. they don't go back up after a big dump bc leverage

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

I've been doing bad trade after bad trade since a week ago, gonna take a break from this. good luck anons.

>>18475118
Pink sheet stocks are a good investment in clown world, safety and security.

>>18474849
I've bought some nice Japanese whisky last week, Togouchi 15.

>>18475118
MFA

>>18475129
If I did this I'd be a multi-trillionaire and own half of the S&P 500 which means I'd still only be a multi-billionaire in 2 more weeks.

>>18475138
good, I fucking hate getting swarmed when I just want to go wander around for a minute

What will be bobos excuse when the day finishes green?

pump inc?

>>18475138
priced in

>>18475173
they will say:
>it's barely green, it doesnt count

>>18475152
BVLLBROS*

NOOOOOOOOO
MUH RETAIL SALE-ORUNIES

>>18475173
>bobos excuse when the day finishes green
VIX is going back to 75 fagget.

>>18475075
>tfw brevilles stock mooned hard over the last few years

>>18475173
F-f-fibonacci...

>>18475144

Oil jumping from $20 to $28 and then back down to $19.50 is a hell of a move in the span of a month.

>>18475173
>h-help me jerome their making fun of my investments again

>>18475144
I’m shorting oil until people are allowed outside again or trump makes a tweet about how it’s going to be okay. That’s what I did with his meeting bullshit. As soon as it plateaued I bought shorts again.
Also, if oil companies go under, you could run the risk of them delisting then setting back up post bailout.

>>18475188
ah shit I didn't know they had a stock

they're unironically a good company and everyone is trying to badly copy them and their design.

>>18475098
Wrong.
Small businesses are on the verge of collapse. That's why the banks are readjusting their EPS (-75%!!).

Not all of those 16million will lose their jobs permanently, but many will. And we will see more as this ripples throughout the worldwide economy.

>>18475193

>implying the Russians and Saudis aren't tag teaming America's shale oil industry

Allies of convenience.

>>18475143
MSFT is actually bigger, technically.

>>18475193
Saudi is hurt by low oil prices more than Russia, Russia's economy is more diversified and if anything they rely on natural gas more. Same with Qatar and Iran etc., Saudi Arabia is just fucking over their biggest ally (burgers) more than anything kek

>>18475203
>Not all of those 16million will lose their jobs permanently
So exactly like I said.
Yet you still began your post with "Wrong".

You doomers never stop cracking me up.

>Down 1.82%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18475098
half the small businesses aren't going to open again and small businesses employ half the country, u do the math friendo

Today is going to be blood red by the looks of of it.

>>18475198
That's a small representation of what's going to happen to the economy as a whole.

>>18475223
>half the small businesses aren't going to open again
t. your ass

>>18475216
>exactly like I said.
Wrong

ok /biz/ what do I buy

>>18475233
A gun, campbell's soup, and stacks of TP

>>18475230
me:
>"16 million people didn't really lose their jobs"

you:
>"wrong, not all of them lost their jobs"

Enjoy that cognitive dissonance.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18475223
they don't have to open "again"
the people who ran them will open new ones
do you really not realize most small businesses die anyway?

>>18475216
That's not what you said idiot.

You said that they were essentially furloughed. I said some are, but many will not be / are not.

>tfw up 7.57%

>>18474348
42mins until market open

My $DAL and $WFC are going to skyrocket right? RIGHT?

>Back in 1999, a chimpanzee named Raven picked stocks by throwing darts at a board. Her portfolio ultimately outperformed over 6,000 money managers by scoring a whopping 213% return for the year. And years later, a Russian circus chimp named Lusha assembled a portfolio that beat 94% of Russia's mutual funds. Kind of makes you question the benefit of paying the experts.
Bullish on primates lads

>>18475144
>Bailing out the country's biggest sector that will never return to it's past glory because of new tech

Why the FUCK would you long oil?
Any reasonable investor has been waiting for oil to drop for years now

>>18475192
>MA's tell you what is literally happening with the price on average over a period of time
>range indicators tell you where in the range you are compared to a period of time (like bottom half or top half of the range of the past 20 candles)
>volume-weighted indicators tell you about accumulation/distribution buying/selling pressure, a.k.a. how "heavy" each green or red candle is

>YO BRO CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING MAGIC NUMBER IT OBVIOUSLY HAS MEANING OMG 68.5345098 LOOK BRO LOOK IT WORKS

it's like one half of TA is magic line bullshit and the other half is actual math. fibonacci is magic like bullshit that masquerades as math and i fucking hate it, like the elliot wave bullshit.

>>18475249
oh shit i could go for some chicken noodle right now

does it make sense to buy puts on opening today?

>>18475271
Yes

>>18475261

>>18475271
doesn't make sense to gamble anything when you can't even see your own cards

>>18475248
>you: 16 mil will not lose their job
>other poster: not all but many will
Ok retard

>>18475252
It's exactly what I said.

I never said "none" of them lost their jobs. I made a general statement about how the "16 million lost their jobs" thing is "not really" true.

Keep being blinded by your doomerism.

>>18475282
That's the same statement.

>>18475223
>friendo
without any irony tie a noose and kys.

Haha DOW? More like DOWN

>>18475144
America is a net oil exporter now thanks to shale fields and fracking and 3d seismic 4th gen drilling technology.

They haven't drilled a dry well in 20+ years, shale technology means 50 years of oil independence from the middle east. We no longer care about global trade and global oil shipments for ourselves, we will have so much fucking oil there will be price fixing for US customers and another price for everyone else.

>>18475060
/poopzone/ here

>>18475261
are there any zoo-stocks?

>>18475290
this is it. this is the bottom. I'm calling it

>>18475016
dont worry about it, china will pay for everything. we will make them

>>18475261
/biz/ confirmed dumber than primates.

>>18475251
This. And most that don't make it still make a profit, the owners just want to make more money elsewhere

>>18475202
yeah its traded on the asx. i had a look at it last week and it doesnt look too bad too be honest, p/e is trading at double the sector but p/e doesnt seem to mean shit these days

>>18474506
Spyd

>>18475304
All of the financial world confirmed dumber than primates

>>18475298
Bitch the S&P is going to hit limit down.

>>18475254
DAL for sure

>>18475261
this is hilarious, source plz

>>18475296
we keep telling you GEO

>>18475261
>random selection sometimes better than non random selection
UHHH DUUUUUH

>>18475286
>not P(x) is the same as there is some x such that P(x)
Wrong

>>18475188
oi fuck yah cunt there's somethin on the ASX for once. tell me about cunt let me get my VB LONG NECK

>>18475325
Kek

I think Jerome just slept in. I'll call him and get him in to start the printers

>>18475329
Wells Fargo is using this as an opportunity to give more people credit cards, I think they will be in a great position in a month or two.

>>18475325
but why? don't tell me muh.. dead boomers

is there a way for a poorfag to get volume profile for free somewhere, without having to shell out for a pro account on trading view?

NEW THREAD WHEN?
>>18475335
>t. jealous of superior chimpanzee stock portfolios

>>18475337
me:
>it's not really true that 16 million lost their jobs

other posters:
>wrong. It's not really true that 16 million lost their jobs

>>18475330
https://www.fool.com/investing/2016/08/01/a-cat-outperformed-pro-stock-pickers-heres-what-th.aspx

>>18475351
i want to know this too. robinhood sucks at volume it doesnt show in real time

>>18475346
I'm 30 years old and haven't worked since 2008 yet Wells Fargo handed me this princely 1.5% cash back $2,500 limit credit card the other day.

>>18475357
>they just have to stay home for a while
How is someone supposed to interpret it as anything other than a denial that many people are not going to lose their job

lock in SQQQ gains at open or let it ride?
i'm worried algos are going to get tripped and everything is going to moon

>>18475346
I'm actually buying them today lmaoooo

I won't buy till after the opening drop tho

>>18475349
The Sauds kicked the oil production plan by discounting their prices instead. Oil is crashing, and S&P has a lot of energy majors.

fresh fettuccini retracement chart
will we limit down today?

>>18475361
Yo I'm about to go ask my dog for stock picks

OOOF

>>18475381
yeah they are desperate i got in january to balance transfer from my higher rate card and im unemployed

>>18475394
aah ok.. the saudis ...our beloved ally

>>18475387
I have to wonder if algos are even on right now, maybe for training purposes, but to expect them to be in operation during a crisis where they don't have an adequate dataset to work against seems like a greater risk margin than even a broker would take.

>>18475382
>How is someone supposed to interpret it as anything other than a denial that many people are not going to lose their job

My denial applies to the 16 million figure only.
People lose jobs because of a single day of rain; of course a lot of people are going to lose jobs because of this lockdown.
Stop inferring absolutes from very basic statements you absolute delusional doomer.

>>18475399
>fiboshits already btfo
None of your lines were respected.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT DOWN

>>18475381
wf cards are pretty shit tier excluding the propel, that’s nothing to write home about lol

selling on open is bad right

*bonk*

>>18475413
no, the lines had relative resistance for each. I don't subscribe to fib, but i know others do. there was a huge shoot up around each retrace level.

>>18475422
1.5% on everything, compare that to a premium card from another vendor that gets you 1% on everything with some other categories.

The WF card also has offers for specific places like walmart.com or pizza hut.

>tfw papajohns 5% back offer expires soon

>>18475407
>tfw you'll never own a cotton plantation

>>18475424
No. You're fucked today if you don't sell asap. I'm going to.

>>18475337
You cant argue with stupid. It's not worth it.

>>18475424
Depends on what you're holding. I'd wager there's going to be a shitpile of momentum moving into open on S&P. Banks are releasing earnings, Sachs was -78%, BoA is -45%, oil is back down.

anyone buying DAL on open?

>>18475402
noooo
I have this shit

how deep do you think oil will fall? I thought 1 barrell costs 30 bucks? How much would be a barrel of piss? I mean urea is worth something isn't it.

>>18475444
even the basic card at chase (CFU) gives you 1.5 chase points per dollar spent, which is worth 2.25 cents or more. Hell if you have a BBP with amex and a schwab platinum that's 2.5% cashback deposited directly into your investment account

>>18475444
yeah I can't see banks throwing credit around to degenerates and niggers as possibly ending terribly at all. Especially during a recession.

>>18475444
Citi double, PayPal, Apple (Apple Pay) all 2%

>>18475465
>he buys the news

>>18475381
>30 years old
>excited by a 2500 cc limit
I have monthly bills over 2500. Maybe you should get back to work.

>>18475408
knew it

Reminder: KDP pays out the Divvy on the 17th.

I'm opening up short positions on the OP making a new thread

>>18475457
Fucking kek

>BUY HIGH SELL LOW
>BUY HIGH SELL LOW

>>18475428
Why do that? Why would anyone would want to bonk him?

>>18475475
I was denied by all of those, Wells Fargo really wants my money and chances are they will get it.

>>18475474
>>18475485
The only card I could get before this one was a secured card, I had to pay them $40 to get a $200 credit limit. I'm basically a black man from the projects.

>>18475227

We'll see. We're rapidly approaching the inflation adjusted lows of 1998.

Will we hit 1930s era prices, like $12 per barrel? Who knows.

>>18475486
Zoom out.

the fate of the stocks won't be decided during pre-market

>>18475508
Sorry I shouldnt make fun. Forgive me?

>>18475516
okay now what

>>18475509
>not shorting oil in 1862
NGMI

>>18475516
i know i'm just twitchy because i got fucked right in the ass in like 5 minutes by oil last week

>>18475470
Lololol
>He owns a rewards card that gives points instead of straight percentage

Stay cucked friend

>>18475531
wait for cunny to form and then buy

Donald Trump names WWE’s Vince McMahon as adviser to restart US economy

Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/15/donald-trump-wwe-vince-mcmahon-adviser-economy-12558398/?ito=cbshare

inb4 Fed announces equity purchases while I'm dick deep in shorts

>>18475531
Rotate 90 degrees...

Should I be buying bank stocks this week?

>>18475527
Well I do have a substantial net worth from my non-retarded boomer parents at least.

4 doors of rental property and a farm worth at least $150k, I also have a small business with some industrial machinery I'm repairing. Great earning potential in my near future. Waiting on a call from DMG Mori service tech at the moment so maybe I'm not entirely projects-tier.

Lot of pre-market volume on SNSS today. I wonder if this is all tied to the news that BTK inhibitors can save Coronavirus patients who have cytokine storms, or if it's because something leaked and I haven't found it

>>18475531
Why are you watching minutes?

>>18475540
based. mark cuban is on it too hes being interviewed right now

>>18475540
bullish as fuck

>>18475537
you’re retarded

>>18475401
Same. Longing WOOF and bought puts on BARK.

>>18475540
doesn't his wife already run the SBA

>>18475509
I'm all in on a USO call & Tesla put straddle

19 minutes until market open

>>18475540
>>18475540
jeff bezos, tim cook, basically every big CEO is on it

is there a god damn new bread yet or what?

>>18475537
I literally just told you how to get 2.5% cash back. you can get much higher returns on travel, I paid for my entire honeymoon to tokyo in first class on JAL and 7 nights split over the ritz, the park hyatt and the andaz (~50k book value), entirely on CC rewards points

>>18475559
hi mr schrute

>>18475540
no surprise here

>>18475587
>>18475568
>>18475563
>>18475575
>>18475598
https://youtu.be/MwTEDp-AugM
The WWE Is Now Considered an ‘Essential Service’ in Florida
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/14/us/wwe-essential-business-florida-coronavirus.html

>2 million confirmed cases
FUCKING FINALLY

>>18475560
>>18475560
my meme bio stock is ATHX and it seems like its going up

>>18475570
They can manipulate the value ofthose points at will.
People will start defaulting on payments and suddenly those points won't be worth shit since they have to make up the difference.

The deposit into a broker account is pretty cool though

How do I short retards not making a new thread?

>>18475609
Good job anon... do you have a reason why it's ATHX?

>>18475629
Wait til it hits page 10 and dies just like my stocks

today the fate of the market will be decided

V or W?