/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he didn't know

>>18456521
yeah i didn't know about your copy paste priced in meme. Now serious, how the fuck is this shit pumping? Who buys at 730$ when everything is closed?

>>18456538
>Ye better start believin' in the clown world, yer in one!

>>18456562
i'm going to long the euro to the dollar. What a joke is the USA

>>18456610
We have a centrally planned economy now friend. Time to get used to the new normal

>>18456610
I wouldn't do that if I were you. The you think the USA is a joke, have a closer look at the EU and the euro. Literally breaking at the seams, will fall apart.

>>18456610
Just buy silver and gold. Or puts if you are a real man.

>>18456509
>rigged

it's not rigged. it's a speculative bubble.

>>18456509
It is seriously just the guy himself fucking with shorters. He hates them.

>>18456509
Thinking that Tesla is mainly a "car" company

>>18456509
Not only that Tesla cars are luxury goods, no one buys luxury goods when they can't even pay their rents. Clown world

>>18456509

>>18456509
Dat nigga say he do a million robotaxi bro. A million.
Nigga das money nigga don’t chu know? Shit, they gon make bank son!

>>18456509
>he sees capital markets as something fundamentally tied to what's on the news and not as a giant MMORPG where people fight each other using numbers

>>18456610
Brainlet. Buy gold and LINK. If you want currency to stay liquid, buy CHF and JPY.

>>18457035

What dumb logic. The people who can afford to buy Tesla cars in the first place are not the same people who can no longer afford their rent due to corona.

>>18457228

You’re right, but still imagine a lot of those potential buyers could be business owners with reduced cash flows or over-leveraged investors that are now getting a credit freeze or having places around them starting to go under.

Even those who are relatively wealthy are probably going to hold back on buying a new tesla for now

>>18457228
Not that any paycheck to paycheck wagies would understand the value of a Tesla in the first place

Tesla is a manufacturing solutions company, also they have a 5 year lead on all other competitors along with a shit ton of battery plants.

>>18456509
it is all a fucking joke, just let it fucking crash already. FUCK THE FED

I have never been more bullish on bitcoin than now

textbook bubble chart.

>>18456509
I’ve met people who unironically invest in Tesla. They’re not clever people.

ITT

>what is modern money theory

this is an exit pump before earnings, imagine not knowing this wtf

>>18457404
This. Looks like bitcoin

>>18457798
Earnings are already coming out.
They are shit and the market is pumping.

>>18457968
tsla earnings are out? no you pleb, this is to wash shorts out before the drop back to 500 watch and see

>>18456610
>buying into deflation
Absolute state of /biz/tards.

>>18457990
Sorry lad- I was referring to JMP and Wells Fargo. JPM 75% drop- up we go.
When are tesla's earnings released?
I suspect this stock along with Amazon and a couple of other will moon with normie bucks. The rest of the market will lag behind.

>>18457990
>buying stock at high prices from the market so you can avoid buying stock at high prices from bears
Que?

>>18456509
The stock market isn't real, it's just a front for gambling

>>18458133
jpm aint tesla is it, next week teslas drop this is the exit pump, longs got fukd on the initial drop, now shorts, then longs again, then late bears will short the bottom. thats how the game works

>>18456509
I just lost 20k on margin call. TSLA is unbelievable

>>18458210
congrats

>>18456610
Imagine being this retarded

>>18456509
Short squeeze from dumb bears making crazy overleveraged doomsday gambles instead of reasonable shorts. Coupled with the fact that tomorrow is the 15th.

>>18458186
As long as the money printer keep printing, I think Tesla could keep going up. Millenials are supporting the FEDs efforts.

>>18458790
What happens on the 15th?

>>18457026
what is it then, faggot

>>18458946
He doesn't know ahah

>>18458946
battery tech
mass energy storage
solar panels
solar roofing
insurance company
mapping
AI driving data

>>18457026
yeah blow torches are really hot right now...

Just look at the 6 months chart , its a pump and dump , TSLA below 150 dollar by the end of the year.

>>18459437
literally enron 2.0

>>18458934
>What happens on the 15th?
Everything changes

>>18459585
gay bucks

>>18459615
haha more like gay bowser am i right?

>>18459814
ur gay

>>18456538

Holy fucking shit. the literally answer spammed in front of you and you still wont listen. It is PRICED IN.
What else is the reason smart ass?

>>18459824
haha fag I'll suck that dick and let you go balls deep in my eager hole, you fucking gayboi

>>18456509
it's globohomophobic to be against telsa.

>>18456509
Just keep buying Gold, BSV and guns. The primetime shitshow is coming fast.

>>18456610
>buying more fiat

>>18456610
>he thinks europe is in a better situation

Long China or just the ride wave

>>18456509

>>18459585
Care to elaborate?

>>18457187
This. The stock market is basically a meme/game of it's own. There isn't much of a correlation with the actual economy.

>>18459437
Asians will reverse engineer the tech to 90% as good and manufacture and install it for 1/8 the price of a robot or american.
If full self-driving ever is a thing that proves to save lives as stated he will be shamed into releasing it for free like the seat-belt. That is why it is last on the novelty feature list.
For the foreseeable future it's a lifestyle services subscription company.

>>18459977
You didn't look at the fucking charts ? the stock doubled in value right when the worst pandemic in 100 years started and car sales completely halted. Are you retarded or something , there are zero reasons why TSLA should be above 300 dollar.

You guys don't seem to understand the rich are richer than ever. The top 1% have too much cash burning their pockets. It's the plebs that are fucked.
Rich money is looking for places to put their capital.

>>18456509
Elon Cucksk is a charlatan, big surprise.

>>18460573
yeah, just like how they have done the last 20 years with planes/airbus/boeing, amirite

>>18456509
>Not being a TSLA chad
God do you finance cucks ever get tired of being wrong? I can't wait until you finally switch sides and hold my fucking bags.

>>18456610
You're gambling.

>>18460737
dude, Elon totally makes those cool af ventilators from spare care parts that kill the infected faster

>>18460737
>Not looking at the charts of how Based Elon is over time.
Hurr durr muh greeks.

Bro the public will buy in with their cheques. The money machine will keep printing. At this rate $900 end of next week.

>>18461053
it will hit that by end of this week mate

>>18459528
literally?
this pump is silly but TSLA will be a top company

>>18457026
>t.

>>18458946
I bought Tesla for the huge dividend. With the amazing P/E ratio they have, its a no brainer.

Musk will announce a battery that lasts 1 million miles on April 20th

>>18460834
It would be stupid to steal something so big, complete and obvious that you only need triple digits of. The inner tesla tech is great to clone for mass consumption.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than shorting Tesla. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are speculating, hoping, praying and begging a stock that has been on the golden bull fails solely so you can lose and get ravaged by another earnings call. All the hard work you put into your beautiful position - reading the 10Q, doing Technical analysis, making sure it had a healthy balance sheet, educating yourself on the product, playing with the Greeks. All of it has one simple result: your short is more profitable for other men.
Research the perfect short ? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way it was planned, who makes a call. He gets to ravage his ROI every closing bell. He gets the benefits of its kind and sweet gains that came from the way leveraged it.
As a man who has a short, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a portfolio for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>18456538
>Now serious, how the fuck is this shit pumping? Who buys at 730$ when everything is closed?

New money flowing in + optimistic bulls thinking the market will recover soon to previous levels.