/biz/ - Business & Finance

REFR CHADS RISE UP

first for stocks

So, uh, are those 160k new infections on John Hopkins an error?

OKE and RTX chads rise up. Are we ready for the war in venezuela.

T minus 1 day before bulls get cucked again

is my consumer spending priced in

Short SPY or it comes to you in your sleep tonight.

HOLY FUCK THAT S&P FUTURE PUMP JUST NOW

Man the futures are so green. What are they pumping this time. AMZN can't pump anymore, TSLA is getting there. What bubble are the millennials blowing tomorrow?

I may have lost a shit load of money, but I gained a lot of knowledge on the way, and depression.

>>18449999
checked

Repost
>>18449920
>is there a bigger zoomer meme pump my shit up stock than TSLA?
Uber has literally never made any net revenue.

Buy my options goy

These digits are bullish.

>>18449990
whats the thing that you spent 700 on in January that went to zero?

>>18450003
I wanna ride the inflation so bad but it's a losing bet. Nothing good can come of people thinking this can't drop because of Jerome and putting all their savings in.

>>18450003
>I might finally actually make money off of a option tomorrow
>Its only after I've lost 98% of my original 2k position and just bought a cheap 4/27 300c for 50 dollars.

For me, it's TMDX.

>>18449999
>"Imma lick that booty ho white boi"

So what kind of market are we looking at for tomorrow, lads? I dumped everything (not much) this morning as it was going down. I had the feeling over the weekend that it was going to go down again, and I'm thinking that it will keep going down for a couple of days, at least.

>>18450034
oh no no no, did you drop these numbers bullkek?

>>18449999
Checked also fucking christ the mallampati score on that lady is off the charts

Can we talk about this

>>18450042
you'll be fine, you only lost 2k

the bigger problem is that you lost 2k and probably didn't learn the right lessons from it, so the next time you scrap together a few thousand, you'll just lose it again

>>18450032
they're all different credit cards, i just didn't use that one after jan. total spend overall has dropped since corona kicked in lol

>>18449944
For me, it’s the pair on the right.

>>18450066
uh
checked?? and BASED???

reminder bulls

Mnuchin and Jpow have our back. Don't get scared.

>>18450014
>TIL
Use a real broker, never, ever hand custody of your money or assets over to a company you can't walk into a branch of.

Take your gains, 30% is 30%, -15% at open the next day is money you're likely not to get back.

Go to cash if you start to feel like you're losing passion or depressed. Not checking your account hourly is inexcusable.

Don't hold over a weekend, ever. Even if you make money, it won't be worth the stress.

>>18450065
We are inflating due to too much trust in the Fed. Things will pump unreasonably but it will be just gamblers wanting to double their Trumpbux.

>FUTURE GREEN
yes baby, bvll continue

anyone else get ATHX today? or TSLA?

>>18450072
i like how this comes out and right away there is a massive green dildo in futures

Has anybody had to cut back on tipping their landlord? I used to go with a 20% tip, but have had to cut back to 5% and I feel kind of bad... From America, so not sure if that helps thanks

>>18450014
i dont want those feels. I set my limit at $8...I wish I could ride it out but fuck its greedy

Meme trifecta: BAM, NET, RTX.

>>18450066
Damn you got me

I don't understand how this is possible

>>18450072
It just has to do with counting interval

Sunday was a big holiday (Easter) so everyone was at church or with family and no one was counting the fresh bodies or getting tested for the flu

>>18450076
why do you have different credit cards....

>>18448150
>Los Angeles area #7
>San Francisco and surrounding #20
Lmao at the seething red states who hoped this would “BTFO the libs” and kill “commiefornia”

BVLL. BVLL. BVLL.

I hope yov enjoyed the free day, BEARCVCKS. The BVLL needed to rest his SORE BALLS from so much BEAR MOMMY BREEDING. We're going to wipe ovt your "gains" with a fresh shot of splvttering, svrging cvm. Open wide, BEARCVCKS. BVLLCHAD MANTRA:

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>18450083
Until when. Jerome isn't saving the economy he's bringing us back to the bubble environment we were in December only this time it's just the bubble and nothing underneath.

>>18450074
My problem is that even after putting stop losses, I kept being stubborn about the market going up and kept buying puts. What really did it was a 1 DTE Put that printed 100% but I didn't sell because I didn't want to take Goodfaith Violations selling the options and thought 'oh a gap down will allow me to scrape some profit' and it ended up with a gap up that crashed me from 1.4k to 50 dollars. I learned my lessons, especially pertaining to fighting the trend.I wish I had bought the 280c 5/15 like I wanted instead of the 240p, but oh well.

why own anything except 100% VTI?

what is the purpose of getting a smaller return by owning bonds?

>DOW futures up 260
I am sorry, I must have missed something. How the bloody fuck is that possible? Please somebody explain it so my brainlet self can understand things being this green right now. I am feeling deeply uncomfortable with my long holds if this holds true, deeply.

>>18450110
lol wtf. we buying calls?

>>18450088
>>>18450014

>Don't hold over a weekend, ever. Even if you make money, it won't be worth the stress.

Short term capital gains??? Can tell which tax bracket this nigger is in.

>>18450112
why don't you have different credit cards... 3% on travel, dining, online shopping, 2% general, 5% rotating categories. it's free money

>>18450006
ATVI

>>18450151

the bear trap was set yesterday, now we bull to ath

>>18450151
re-opening is progressing

The bull case is getting more weight

>>18449979
no

>>18450151
When you think Jerome will protect you in case of a crash would you not put all your money in the market. This is people finally capitalizing on the brrrr. It's December but without the fear of a crash.

>>18450088
>get options win
>go back in
>hold like a retard to zero
Lesson learned.

>>18449944
>Futures up bigly now
Bears i almost pity, if only you werent so stupid.

>>18450124
>mfw LA survives and gets all smug, only to get BTFO by the mid-September eaurthquake


>>18450159
I don't dine or travel or online shop because I'm not a woman.
I do rotate sometimes, but I never pay for it

>>18450159
based
credit card optimization tickles my autism

>>18450151

>>18450161
It's all millennial stocks. No wonder we are so emotional. Nintendo the day after.

>>18450182

Bull surprises

Phase 4 , currently being negotiated
Good Tech Earnings
Re-opening progressing faster than anticipated (some have it pegged for june and july+)
Stronger seasonality into summer
Drug results by end of the month
Stimulus checks entering economy asap
Tons of pent up demand / cash

>>18450151
Did you not hear the press conference today? Ultra bullish.
>Back to work soon
>Big Oil cuts
>fewer deaths than expected
>Fed will do ANYTHING
>President has the authority
>Businesses getting loans
>Trump literally says "return to normal"
Peak delusion. SPY 300 this week.

>>18450187
the bears have started to enter the real world... I had a guy at my work telling me about the May SPY puts he bought

lmao
they just don't get it
didn't learn anything in March, didn't learn anything in 08/09

>>18450146
Anon... bonds protected you during this crash, you'd have rebalanced to buy the dip in stocks extra hard.

I still say this isn’t the time for VTI/VTSAX yet

>>18450151
You’d understand this if you tried the simple method of the “inner smolspec” I explained earlier.

>>18450159
>why don't you go out and waste money so you can get shit percent back
No

>>18450045
China won't like that. This will cut into their muslim organ farm.

>>18450190
wow cool guy here never uses jeff beezy's AMZN because he's not a woman

>>18450124
red states are doing better than blue....

>>18450214
look asshole most of us on here bought sqqq in the 35 dollar range, you are not going to convince us that the stock market wont dump again. we will see who laughs last.

Stop posting porn in the OP you coomer retards the jannies keep deleting the thread

>>18449944
These guides talk a lot of complicated shit, but I don't know how to actually start. I'm looking at these corporations and all I think about is "Who the fuck do I shoot for?"

>>18450224
>dumb boomer spends money on groceries and too stupid to get a 5% discount

>>18450107
>ATHX

>>18450163
Memes aside. I want to know what is actually going on for real, this has to have an actual reason right now.

>>18450165
Progressing? How? The curve hasn't begun to steep down yet.

>>18450180
But what changed since market close? We haven't even seen the earning reports yet. I left for 2 hours and we went from barely green to enormous green. Something had to of happened, we all know there will be panic come tomorrow morning. If there is no new reason then something bad is a brewing.

>>18450212
All lies though to anyone informed. He went Ministry of Truth today, and people called him out for it. Plus futures weren't that green then, nothing new happened from then to now.

>>18450219
I'm afraid I probably wasn't here.

>>18449944
finally dumped my short positions for total 25% gain. Market crash imminent. I am the bear jesus.

>>18450165
Nah you are falsely confirming your previous assertion. There are no positive news on re-opening within the past hourt justify whole market moving suddenly.

Either the big players know something we don't, market manipulation / fed pump / whatever.

>>18450255
If you are looking at Deaths, it's the most extreme lagging indicator.

>>18450262
Nothing happens at once. You have to give time for people to digest everything. That's how you can beat the market by being quick as fuck and decisive. Assuming you are ahead thought wise.

No ones moving trillions in a minute after thinking of something

>>18450255
>All lies though to anyone informed.
Not lies, just baseless optimism. But none of that matters. Stocks will pump because Jerome decrees it.

>>18450228
desu I barely have enough braincells enough to keep track of one credit card
I like keeping things simple

>>18450219
>method of the “inner smolspec”
wait I missed it
was that last thread?

>>18450241
lol
it's just you buddy
all your "friends" are hibernating and left you with the bags

>>18450224
I funnel all of my expenses through my credit card and get enough cash back at the end of the year to pay my taxes. Credit cards are rad.

>>18450258
Thank you fren
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten

>>18450225
If anything TMDX will only help their Uhghyr organ harvesting business kek. They can kill Joe Chang in the mountains of Xinjang and then perfuse it all the way to Jinping's aunt's uncle's brother's mother in Beijing. Bullish but surprisingly not yet priced in.

>>18450251
I have a card nigger. Not gong to be these faggots who get six cards better for dining or some stupid other waste of money when I can just not do that in the first place.

>>18450258
Thank you

>>18450254
I held positions in NET and pre-split RTX. Your constant shilling has made me decide to dump them both sooner rather than later.

That's my story, hope you enjoyed it.

>>18449944
Where can I find more boob domination vids like this?

>>18450300
I am not a shill for the trifecta. I am just bored with NYSE closed and made a shitty meme image.

>>18450230
That’s not what this is about. It’s about west coast vs. all.

People don’t get Los Angeles. You know how in “real America” people know their neighbors and send over biscuits or borrow a cup of sugar or whatever? And how in New York, people bare their neighbors? LA is the exact opposite, we never even get out of our cars until we’re in the garage. We don’t even know who our neighbors are, just what kind of cars they drive.

>>18450255
Then just click back a few threads and control+F for smolspec until you find good advice.

>>18450190
God I wish... The Big One™ would cause an instant US recession, so maybe it should happen when we’re already in one. And finally, housing prices would drop. But we’d have to use outhouses and stuff because our pipes are fucked if that happens.

>>18450300
>>18450315
I'm buying RTX thanks

>hurr green futures we bull to ATH XD
It's like you people never learn. Is it denial? Mania? Sadomaschocism?

>>18450283
>dumb boomer thinks other people have to spend impulsively just because he does
yikes

>>18450024
haha, just when I thought it didn't get worse, I forgot UBER was around

>>18450348
you do know the markets been going up right?

>>18450348
but the dildos... they're too strong...

Does the Wheel strategy actually work? Does anyone have charts that show profit over time?

>>18450348
>It's like you people never learn
speak for yourself, every time futures were green we went on a run lol

>>18450370
Do you think he disinfects that beard?

>>18450356
Yes my credit score is over 800 because I'm a nigger who needs cards for things I don't buy.

>>18450365
And so they have after every heavy famous crash for a month or two, until consequences sets in.

>>18450315
Ah I see. I think I'm just damaged from my days of flipping shitcoins, whenever I see too much sentiment for XYZ, I know to short it.

>>18450370
Did you read the article?

Does it say anything beyond "states are coordinating for when and how to end the lockdown"?

>>18450348
It's simpler than you think. But the consequences could be big.

>>18450392
you're a retard is what you are lmao

>>18450383
It’s a meme but it’s a good way to “safely” play around with options and learn about being an income investor.

>>18450395
This isn't "famous crash".

If you are using GFC to model this current market you're not going to get it right.

>>18450267
Well, by progressing I meant towards containment of corona. Pandemics tend to have symmetrical recovery, and this is taking forever to peak out. That means it is going to be a long while until it goes low enough to go back to work. That, and other country's data shows it isn't symmetrical unlike normal but instead lingers. Countries on full lockdown unlike us. Anyone who thinks there will be a May reopen is delusional or misinformed about global and pandemic trends. Perhaps the government can lie its way out of the data, but then the second wave will be catastrophic and no Fed money would save us then.

>>18450273
We can call it baseless optimism if we assume they are ignorant, but the President's authority, loans, oil cuts (less than proposed and will only start in May), they are lies. I don't assume they are ignorant, therefore it is all lies.

>>18450331
Guess it is long enough to not give a tl;dr. Fine, I will get on it.

>>18450378
>1 big green candle
So that is what happened. Some random asshole in low volume. Gotcha.

>>18450110
This is the most retarded stock I've ever seen.

>>18450348
They have insane levels of optimism, it's just how permabulls operate.

>>18450424
USA already peaked
death peaks is a lagging indicator.

>>18450407
And don't you OK Boomer me. I'm not a boomer but I found to appreciate the boomer mentality. Robinhood was a mistake, Fed memes were a mistake. I take back my priced in memes, this blind trust in the Fed is turning the Dow into a bubble contest.

What do futures look like?

>>18450389
The beard is part of the filtration system. The dirtier a filter is the better it filters (source: filter manufacturers).

>>18450435
lmao, vix is going back to sub 20 by september.

>>18450456

Covid is nothing more than a modern Eisenhower recession.

>>18449979
Corona is the most beautiful of all

>>18450014
do you seriously play with money you can't afford to lose? It's a pretty fun game otherwise, plus you put shit down and hodl for a bit, it's not a card game or anythng

Who here /CAKE/

>>18450472
Interesting. It was the chinks fault then as well.

>>18450458
Are you telling me my 3m halfmask filters are filled with pajeet shit?

>>18450456
Bleak. Jerry managed to convince everyone that stocks don't go down. The worst part about the market, the mindless pump and dump gambling is now a safe tactic thank to our man Jerry.

>>18450450
NYS possibly peaked. Other states will peak much later.

What's stopping the government from just saying "virus gone, those new deaths are unrelated lol open up"? It's clear to me that trump REALLY want to win the next election by any means necessary.

>>18450041
what happens when the brr stops ?

>>18450496
This is a huge dumb meme and won't happen.

People say it to make North East people feel better but it's not true.

>>18450255
>Progressing? How? The curve hasn't begun to steep down yet.

They put up a graph showing that NY and NJ are fucked but the rest of the country isn’t fucked yet, and therefore the curve is flattering.

It was a bizarre press conference, worth a watch at least for the parts where Trump goes off script.

why is FAZ making me so much money?

>>18450497
that's literally happening right now

the data

>>18450510
Basically

New York was the main "fire" in USA and it's sparks went everywhere else, especially people fleeing.

This led to later increases in other places. But again, driven by NYC and other epicenters

As NYC reduces cases, the sparks given off reduce, and most of those places are not fertile for fires to start.

The idea NYC is just X weeks ahead is pure low IQ nonsensical shit.

>>18450514
it's not

>>18450470
I look forward to my KO position going to $50 this week.

>>18450506
People still think Jerome will save us from a crash, and he might, so they keep inflating. What can Jerome do at that point, raise rates and hope for the best.

>>18450490

>>18450478
I can afford to lose it. Still hurts losing so much money.

>>18450254
I really, really like this image. Mind if I save it?

>>18450506
It stops when we reach new highs. Then I'm buying bond ETFs and hiding in a bunker.

>>18450525
to continue

This happens worldwide

After Europe and new york cases exploded higher everywhere in the entire world exploded higher, why? Because of new huge hotspots with international travel.

So yes, singapore, thailand, phillipines, india, all spiked. That was because of the new epicenters, larger than China, that spewed out sparks.

>>18450510
Lmao so you are honestly expecting all stayes to magically synchronise and simultaneously go up and down despite vastly different times of first case, different restriction measures, different population densities.

How do I short you

>>18450566
Exactly, it will all go down together because the drivers (big epicenters) will be reduced.

>>18450450
NY is peaking, as in, today might of been the peak, we won't know until later. Other states....not so much, can grow. And once again, if you reopen in May it will be too soon even assuming right now we get a very generous symmetrical trend straight down overall. I can tell you, my grocery store won't let you shop if you don't come with a mask on, so excuse me if I think we are long ways off still from corona being over with.

>>18450512
I saw most of it today. Trump is hilarious, but pretty stupid really. These are fucked up times where I think the media actually has points and Trump the buffoon when normally I am all for rooting for him and calling the media the worst names I can. But "flattening" is not "recovering." I can't believe people are this dumb to not know the difference when watching.

>>18450551
Do what you want with it
I am just a shitty meme merchant

>>18450549
I guess if that's your take. I feel no pain for what's in my account. Losing sucks but I laugh it off all the time and just sit on it with an opportunistic stare into future.

>>18450553
When we reach new highs you'll see it's only a few millennial stocks inflated to 3 times their fair price and the rest negative. Jerome better have a plan because people are taking his brr and pumping it to TSLA and AMZN.

I knew hedging today would be a stupid fcking decision

>>18450573
>I can tell you, my grocery store won't let you shop if you don't come with a mask on, so excuse me if I think we are long ways off still from corona being over with.
You're overlooking the correct take. Everything is going to restart soon but I bet people will be enforced to wear masks and gloves.

Anons... it's so flat I can't take it

ITS LITERALLY AIRBORNE AIDS STOCKS WILL NEVER GO BACK UP AGAIN ITS OVER LIFE IS OVER SHORT EVERYTHING AND LONG GOLD

>>18450314
>>18449944
Uh OP what is this from.

>>18450533
yeah, there's is short term bull by the headline reading "investors", but reality will set in after pumps finish and "reopen" happens. That's what I'm saving my chunk of change for. Keeping a close eye on oil, and somewhat of an eye on metals

>>18450597
Yep that about sums it up

>>18450596
have they found the cure for death yet or stay inside?

I'm fully long because I trust in Powell but god damn if I'm not worried this obviously fake and gay bubble will pop

>>18450597
(You)

>>18450597
I wonder how many of these people wished BoJo would die.

What should I invest the $20 I found under a shelf in Walgreens in

>>18450572
Epidemics do not work like that. You are pretending that these "epicenters" are the only fire and fuel of local outbreaks. With your logic the world's total infections would've gone down with Wuhan.

Protip: covid is just as infectious in Alabama as it is in NY.

>>18450616
based

ignore your brain
fucking go long

when people are sitting in decaying assets (inflation etc) you will be happy holding something with high demand ( a good quality stock)

>>18450590
might be too big of a hedge if you're regretting it. you're supposed to not want it to make money.

The curve unironically flattened too quickly so lockdowns didn't get enough people infected. That being said, stocks are going to keep rising until commercial and residential real estate crashes and burns. And some banks are basically not even giving out new mortgages with the new standards. Tech growth will also act against a lot of losses in other industries in the big indexes, so even if you were bearish you'd have to go IWM or smallcap ETFs to see drops.

>>18450616
Same bullbro. Same, somethings gotta give by mid-May...right?

For anyone hoping this crash would pop the bubble after Jerome's intervention it popped everything else except the bubble.

>>18450632
>Protip: covid is just as infectious in Alabama as it is in NY.
Nah, the R0 is very different.

I'll keep making lots of good returns.

If you want some objective measure we can compare returns year-to-date

>>18450506
isnt part of the deal that the fed can never sell any of the securities they are buying rn

>>18450588
don't forget that all the zoomer stocks are pumped by boomer tier investments, ie the market cap indexes

>>18450523
the data !?

>>18450632
>Protip: covid is just as infectious in Alabama as it is in NY.
only for blacks

>>18450616
HALT!
no thinky, only pumpy, embrace the clown

i am a donkey brained wage slave that put 20% of my savings into some standard vanguard stocks when the dow was at 21k, am I going to regret that? if it drops below 22k again should i just throw more money on it?

>>18450634
My logic right now is that as long as I buy a company that's going to survive and thrive post-corona the stocks will, eventually, go up

I bought into TSLA with 650 calls for June and they're printing. I'm going to get some short dated ones tomorrow for that fat IV. Tesla is going to at least 700.

>>18450574
>meme merchant
you are the meme god, you bless with fresh memes, and for that we are eternally gratefull

>>18450662
take your savings

invest it into the market tomorrow 100%

Hold no cash.

>>18450644
Cash and stocks are the only worthwhile assets. Stocks will go up because money literally has nowhere else to go.

>>18450662
never heard of vanguard you sure they are legit? i go with names I have heard of especially holding stocks on there overnight, wealthsimple, robinhood etc.

>>18450662
Just keep doing that for another 20 years and you’ll be fine.

>>18450662
you should come up with a plan that accounts for every scenario and matches your risk tolerance. that way whenever happens your lizard brain will be tricked into thinking you've won. i am 70% long and 30% cash/gold and have a plan to buy on the way down should we test the lows or go lower.

>>18450662
buy high and buy low you piece of shit

>>18450412
Gambling isn’t investing

Despite all the money I'm throwing into the stock market, it is not enough to significantly change my life, even if all my big plays pay off.

>>18450597
but it’s only just started an gold is up $250 oz already
meanwhile 3 years stonks gains erased in days

>>18450681
lol
ur cute

>GD stock

>>18450616
tfw I can not be this based and listen to my little rat brain

>>18450099
Nice digits. Subscribe to gold and take your profits premarket. You could lose it all in 5 minutes

>>18450702
>filenames
is this the true power of adversarial nation ICs?

>>18450630
WBA

Gold is steadily increasing. People are really expecting this bubble to pop. But honestly the stock market might go zombie mode and never really drop. Really hard to be a bear unless you're going into specific industries that are already failing.

>>18450574
Can you make a new one with women salivating over Chad who's invested in the meme trifecta while Eugene is holding his reddit stocks like TSLA and MSFT?

>>18450695
why do you want your life to change....

>>18450426
I Unironically want to buy it

>>18450677
The whole point of printing money was because people would stop spending because they'd have no work and we'd see deflation. We aren't seeing that, everyone is putting their money in the market as soon as they get it despite not being able to pay rent.

>>18450331
Looked up the post. It is one angle. But also on the other hand, kind of ignores momentum and strategies. At minimum, all logic aside and earning reports probably being lower than analysts expect, we have momentum down due to breaking the bull trend. So I don't see what changed and what new information the best of the best could of got their hands on.

Then again, I know someone whose father works at a high position in a popular hedgefund. Under their direction with the full team of analysts and huge resources, decided to sell a lot of good holdings and buy CCL at like, 30 or something a month ago and just pour as much money as they can into it. Yea. What a great job they did, power of big teams with resources sure always make good decisions. And they also chose not to invest in oil at the bottom. Sold XOM at like 34, bought back at 43. Buy high, sell low. Smart. I am convinced nobody actually knows wtf they are doing anymore and are just doing what they feel like.

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL.

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL.

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL.

Can't WAIT to wipe ovt yovr pathetic "gains', o Mighty Bearcvcks. THE BVLL STAMPEDES ANEW! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

You do realize that this man single-handedly killed 500,000 American soldiers and ended the international dominance of the Occident as we know it just to virtue signal.

why is brent still 10 above wti

>>18450718
>Gold is steadily increasing. People are really expecting this bubble to pop.
gold is going higher because people know the bubble won't pop. if it popped, it would be a very deflationary event, and gold would go down as well.

>>18450731
lol imagine if this thread had people really good at the market

>>18450724
I'm tired of wagecucking and paying my Jew landlord rent monies.

Not when that shit lives for 3d on plastics and 1 on card. You're blindly discounting so many variables, especially considering it can be spread asymptomatically.

Some snotnosed kid who got it off his cohort somehow ends up in Walmart and touches everything in every aisle, boom, now 6 people are infected because of concentrating vectors extant in virtually every town and city. You won't see the same numbers, but the % infection rate will remain similar, velocity will be different, but fast enough to be of concern.

>>18450727
This sounds like the inverse of the 1929 bubble where regular people were going into the stock market before the crash not after it, unless I'm remembering it wrong.

will it stay green till Nikkei opens? place your bets

>>18450646
I haven't read that but bonds mature, so they don't need to sell them. They just collect interest on the loans they bought until maturity.

>>18450241
Anon WHY
This is HALF of QQQ. Do you realize that Microsoft is one of 2 publicly traded companies in the US with a balance sheet rated AAA? And that Apple has a horde of cash? Do you think Amazon is going to be in a worse position or better position once this is over?

These are not companies I would want to bet against.

>>18450731
>ahegao Tanya
that's a man.
>high position in a popular hedgefund
Sounds like a pretty shit hedgefund.

>>18450694
If you aren’t selling covered calls on the stock you hold and selling cash covered puts on stock you want to hold, you are leaving money on the table.

i am convinced this "replace 'u' with 'v' shitpost" retard is actually a shitcoin tourist who has never owned stocks before in his life

>>18450695
This is why you trade options anon

>>18450775
How do I into calls and puts?

>>18450630
Meme stocks like SPCE. Funko is dirt cheap too

These futures are wild man.

>>18450778
he's some wsb fag

does the futures look good for oils?

>>18450756
I don't know if people are so in need of money that they think putting their Trumpbux in the market will double them and allow them to live for the month or something but this is getting out of hand. we don't know how much of the inflationary pressure now is Jerome, how much is regular people with too much faith in Jerome and if there's any deflationary pressure left.

>>18450765
You trade both sides of the volatility.

>>18450751
that sounds rough
why not just live with your family until you have enough to buy a house~

>>18450765
I never realized Pepsi was part of QQQ
what is that about lmao
also I think that guy is trolling, all of his posts are kind of hehe tier (I like it tho)

>>18450782
How do I into options? Any good videos?

>>18450748
They probably would be doing worse than the average gambling anon. I also know some people with lots of money in the market who live by trading, all losing hard. I don't know a single professional (given I don't know too many) who is doing good for themselves. It is all a crapshot, nobody understands anything anymore.

>>18450765
Hedgefund ain't shit, but ain't top neither. The point in general is I don't think all the information and resources in the world can help any of us anymore, just gotta go with your gut. Also thanks, love me some Tanya.

Also, I got SQQQ too. idc, I just want it back to 16 so I can make off breaking almost even. Not a big ask, least I am not one of those anons who bought in at like 20 something.

>>18450645
>I want you to believe I am right so I diverge the conversation into irrelevant random self-confidence on an anonymous image board hoping nobody notices my retardation


Sounds legit.

Besides, you proved yourself to be a retard again. R0 is called R0, for a reason. It's the same everywhere. You can measure and estimate different values for it but the underlying r0 stays the same unless there is a significantly mutated strain.

R0 portrays the _unrestricted_ capability to spread. Articles and people talking about "lowering the r0" do not understand epidemiology. You can lower the R, you cannot change the R0.

who else buying /tesla/ with their trumpbux?!

I just want to triple my investment so I can get a pool installed in my backyard

>>18450695
>WAAAH WHY CAN'T I GAMBLE
set up a 1k account for playing with options and after you lose it all in a month you'll be more than happy with putting your money into SPY

>>18450813
just watch this video until you understand the basics theres alot of ways you can profit with options
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipf0Yg2Z4Gs

>>18450646
haven't seen that but
they're venturing into ETF corp debt territory now

>>18450837
kek amazing

Everyone should notice my retardation.

Doesn't change anything whether or not you can pick at my use of language.

>>18450523
>the data
base data base!!
WOWOWOWOWOWOW

They should have just closed the market. This is just horrible, the US will be perpetually trying to save the market from crashing.

>>18450859
Based anon. I will try to learn as much as I can. Thank you.

Yes the virus is shit but you gotta thank positive. Free money from the Govt, cheap stocks,cheap gas,getting a percentage knocked off your auto ins bill, getting to work from home yet still get paid for it by your employer (so in effect your screwing them cause who's to say you actually worked those 8 hrs?). It's like I've retired early.. I'm saving money cause I'm not driving anywhere plus you know the above benefits. Fuck I'm enjoying this to damn much.

>>18450775
Pretty sure I left a lot of money on the table selling puts during the last bull run lmao

>>18450837
are we going to survive anon

Who is holding ATHERSYS?

Second day its pumped 20% for me.

Entered at 2.60

>>18450859
this is nice

>>18450897
the brr has end date

>>18450790
Writing puts and calls is a limit buy and a limit sell that you get paid a fee to place. Easiest way to think of it.

*crabbing intensifies*

>>18450897
congrats on your 100% retard take

>>18450951
is crab related purely to jerome's magic?

Is it bearish if my chain of command tells everyone to use their stimulus check to invest in stinks?

>>18450945
The brr has done it's damage but the people who think the market can't crash are doing a lot more. 0 risk just dump it on Bezos Jerome will save you if it dumps.

is wallmine the best website for displaying what stocks in your watchlist has insider trading action?

>>18450979
yes.

>>18450214
>>18450241
imagine the lack of brain matter required to believe the fed printing machine will allow another collapse

>>18450979
lmfao
your ceo wants his money back

>>18450951
Quick question as I only started getting into the market after corona. What is normal futures volume like? How much is this relatively speaking? Because not gonna lie....seeing "39" for the small cap futures has me spooked beyond belief not knowing any better.

Is it bearish if my chain of command tells everyone to use their stimulus check to invest in stonks?

>a bunch of trumpbux are literally just feeding the stock market because they have nothing else to spend the money on
I need to figure out what all the new "investors" are going to put their money in so I can start buying calls on them.

>>18450424
Fucking kill yourself you weeb posting anti American faggot liberal piece of shit.

>>18450990
imagine if he actually stood up did the tarzan scream and beat his chest

id vote for hime right then and there

>>18450969
What's the worse that could happen, we'd crash when it opened back up? At least then Jerome would be able to support why his is pumping instead of creating this >>18450997 mentality on everyone. No offence on the mentality I share the same.

>>18451003
only the Nadaq and S&P500 futures matter

>>18450901
I'm still working because I'm an "essential", but the extra money (possibly more if that 25k for whatever reason actually passes), cheap gas, less cluttered traffic, tip nazis being shown how "essential" they truly are, I'm having a hard time looking a gift horse in the mouth.

>>18451018
Activation, Nintendo and Tesla what else.

>>18451018
Tech stocks with no real earnings would be my guess.
Uber, Tesla, Zoom, Pinterest, etc.

so i should watch out for the dump the minute after the market open? first time where the future seems "good" for me

>>18451028
people need to be able to sell if they need to. you've got boomers in retirement that rely on their investments, down or not, or sustain their life - whether that be food, or a mortgage, or whatever else. closing the markets would cause massive panic as people who need cash cannot get it, regardless of investment loss.

>>18451018
May have lost as a bear, but at least I'll win when mortgages collapse since everyone spent their money on stocks instead of paying the rent/house.

>>18451029
But what about the volume, how does this compare to normal? Because it is still really....lower than I am used to seeing on anything. Not sure why DOW doesn't matter though, it is ungodly small too from my uneducated perspective.

>>18450671
i wanted to do that last week but cant afford them. you need money to make money

>>18451048
pic related

>>18451049
*people should to be able to sell if they need to. you've got boomers in retirement that rely on their investments, down or not, to sustain their life

>>18450920
yeah i got a bunch riding on it i tried to give you niggers a heads up on it last week and got called a shill repeatedly oh well

>>18451036
I love the no traffic
I love all the smug bartenders who thought they were god's gift to the world being shown that they don't matter
I hope all the boomers who tried to get "clever" with AriBnB schemes have to sell their investment property
feels good man

>>18451057
https://www.cmegroup.com/market-data/volume-open-interest/exchange-volume.html
it's reasonable to have volume lower tonight, considering no important news and no interesting price action
I don't find it concerning

>>18451057
volume is a meme, especially with the amount of alternative ETF products, futures, and derivatives that are available today. if you want to measure volume on a single company then it might be slightly more useful, but otherwise it doesn't mean much.

>>18451058
Just buy way otm calls that are cheap

You don't have to be able to exercise them, just sell them to a bigger idiot who thinks he can

>>18451112
>just sell them to a bigger idiot who thinks he can
What if there is no bigger idiot?

>>18451104
AirBnBs are so profitable that you can cover a mortgage for a year with only 4 months of operation.

now that's what I call getting some tail

>>18451123
Then Theta fucks your ass

>>18451061
You can always dump partial higher risk assets.
I never understood a full dump at once.

>>18451123
if you happen to be the biggest idiot your reward is -100% return

>>18451124
what if you get 6-12 months of no operation all at once tho

>>18451104
>I love all the smug bartenders who thought they were god's gift to the world being shown that they don't matter

>>18451112
i bought 1 share last week and its already made me like $150, i wish i had just converted my 401k to TSLA

>>18451028
thats exactly what happens with futures. market goes limit down in the first minute of trading every day and closes again.
closing the market is as effective as shutting your eyes. as soon as you open them again everything is still red.

>>18451018
Anything heavily weighted in the S&P and dow
many of them will just throw it into an index fund since that's the first advice everybody gets.
Also, any company everyone knows about and expects to do well, especially tech, e.g Apple, Google, Microsoft, Amazon, etc.

>>18451104
>I love all the smug bartenders who thought they were god's gift to the world being shown that they don't matter
do normalfags really?

>>18451039
I’m actually concerned about tendies forward guidance and earnings considering there’s a shortage of consoles and much of the manufacturing relies on China.

>>18451150
12 months might do it. Anything less than 6 won’t. Banks don’t like lending to people with dreams of real estate grandeur unless they can show they have a ton of liquidity or cash flow, despite the memes 2008 actually taught people a lesson.

>>18451104
>>18451158
Seattle is so much nicer with fewer cars and people. Still have a homeless problem though.

>>18451104
>all the smug bartenders who thought they were god's gift to the world being shown that they don't matter
You know it’s the shittiest, hottest, rudest ones who are going to be kept on board during the shutdown though...

Why is GameStop going up

>>18451018
>>18451171
You're betting on some stupid moves. A lot of that money won't see more movement than renter to landlord. Some people will throw it into a vacation, something 'discretionary' despite living paycheck to paycheck. A lot of these fucks don't have a savings account, let alone a brokerage. The barrier of entry is actually too high for a lot of people, and to expect them to hold that shit? Not likely.

Buy DOCU.

>>18449944
why does /smg/ feel the need to post clickbait/thots?

>>18451190
brrrrrrrr

>>18451190
because michael burry bought it

When do you pull the trigger on buying?

What bugs me about the people jumping on the RTX bandwagon is that it's likely the only defense stock they own or even look at. Anyone else?

>>18451104
Very handy link, nice. I kind of find it concerning cuz of muh earnings, could be possible people are simply waiting to see if they don't want to commit to anything. And if people are waiting to see, it isn't priced in.

>>18451105
That seems to fly in the face of everything they teach you.

>>18451175
a pretty bartender put her boobies on my shoulder when taking my order. it was nice but i didn't feel like tipping on overpriced drinks.
thanks for reading my blog.

>>18451204
>not dumping a dump in your panties

>>18451208
At the bottom

>>18451190
apparently the big short guy is buying them up
idk what his angle is
>>18451203
I was mostly talking about theoretically what they would do if they bought equity, I doubt it really would have that much of an effect

I'm only realizing it now, but a huge amount of supermega comments are pretty much direct allegories for the stock market

>>18451188
I don't actually go to bars or restaurants since college so the specifics aren't important to me

>>18451204
the fan strikes again ! oh no !

>>18451214
>That seems to fly in the face of everything they teach you.
welcome to the stock market

ITT: Creepers who hit on the bartender

>>18451190
>everything I sell goes up
>everything I buy goes down
haha

>>18451218
>>18451218
>>18451218
new

>>18451018

>>18451220
oh, ok.

>AMC took a slight dive today, but not as hard as utilities, defense, or food
This fucking clown market

>>18451233

>>18451180
Much nicer working at seatac airport too.

>>18450756
>He thinks that tiny dip was the crash

>>18451282
Is it really super empty now?
How many planes are actually flying right now?
Can you grab some pics of the empty runways?

>>18451040
im surprised SPCE hasnt started mooning again, following teslas $100 gain today

>>18450859
Saved. Thanks based Options Bro.

>>18450702
So rocket launchers ARE like video games

>>18450573
>might of
Opinion disregarded

>>18451603
based and pedantic
>>18451315
lmai
I bet you think Ivanka's face is real too

>>18451210
I am also looking at lockheed martin, but the individual shares are too pricy for me

>>18449999
holy shit ok ok! checked!

bump.

so no bump?