/biz/ - Business & Finance

OIL STOCKS GOING TO MOON

buy oil before its too late frens

Is SPXU going to reach $25+ when the economy reopens?

Once again,set a stop loss bears.
It's not coming back.
Don't lose everything over this shit.

incoming 500b-1tr more spending this week

They want to expand small business loan and dems won't pass it without additional spending tacked on. Will balloon up by the end of the week and pass.

hahaha blood dividends go pew pew

>tsla up 4% postmarket
BASED ELON

Buy a 3x financial bull tomorrow at open and close your position at EOD don't be a retard. Make easy money

>>18447229
The answer is either yes or no.

CHK performing a 200 ta 1 r/s LMAO
It was the first stock I ever owned :o

did mnuchin really just say "we don't want to run out of money"
top kek

>>18447244
RTX bro?

>>18447243

pelosi and schumer will buckle again as they just look like greedy kikes trying to eat the children of small business employees and owners

Today was a good day
Damn I feel good

CRAMER GAVE BUY ON RTX

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18447248
more money transferring from bears to bulls

someone in here was saying he was waiting for 200 to cover LMAO.

JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG

RIP VIX

>>18447254
Where's that CHK shill from last week? That's one way to offload those bags I suppose!

PEAK DELUSION! KEEP BUYING!
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE!
WE ARE RETURNING TO NORMAL!

>Trump said our economy would resurrect for Easter
>what a idiot
*checks stocks that actually matter*

I am become death destroyer of worlds
ummmm no STILL A BEAR hahaha

>Mnuchin awkwardly shuffles away from podium

>>18447259

>>18447280

dead bear float about to hit you hard

>>18447271
Does that actually effect price?

TRUMP REFERENCED THE STOCK MARKET
WE GOING DOWN BOYS

Are May 29th XOM calls the move?

is Mnuchin the most powerful cabinet member?

>>18447251
Examples?

What do I gamble 25k on tomorrow at open? I’m sick of collecting tiny gains on crab days.

>>18447288
Do you have any other iterations of this meme? I want to add to my folder. Also, I am an RTX bro

>>18447225
they'll fall again soon

>A DECADE FOR BULLS
>1 MONTH FOR BEARS
why are you doing this to yourselves bobo

>>18447290
Not a bear, I'm going to ride this to the top and dump on fools.

>>18447299
especially over the past few months yes

>>18447308
>soon™
fuck off

>>18447291

probably, he's well respected in the boomer world

but who knows, i'm already holding it and probably selling it tomorrow anyway

>>18447301
FAS

The time is 4:52pm. I am eating a slice of pumpkin pie... for breakfast.

>>18447271
Shit I wanted to watch that but I was watching Trump, what did he say

OILCHADS RISE UP

When to go all-in on SQQQ? Tomorrow?

Is our old friend MTNB making a comeback?

>Had adjusted gross income under certain limits.
Does $0 count?

>>18447248
Too late to buy a call tomorrow?

>"THE PRESIDENT CAN DO WHAT THE PRESIDENT CAN DO"

Jesus Christ, how do the futures not tank 200 from the sheer stupidity of that line he delivered. Also fuck Tesla, this is ridiculous. It is destroying my SQQQ after hours, holy fuck wth going sub-15 now. Everything else has to be going down after hours except Tesla considering my stack decreased only like 20 dollars when I got 200 shares sitting there of it.

Correction, back to normal value despite -30 cents after close on SQQQ. Means...I should be down 60 dollars from SQQQ. Tesla is the outlier here, it is gonna sell off tomorrow.

>>18447331
sweaty it's 6:55PM where it matters

>>18447342
November when Biden is elected.

>>18447342
>SQQQ all time low
LMAO THIS FUCKING CLOWN MARKET

>Africans in America dying
>Free money being given by the gov
>Landlords btfo
>Ghost small businesses going under
>Colleges and universities closed
>People staying the fuck away from everything
>Traffic gone
>Market pumping
Is Coronachan unequivocally the most based happening?

>>18447237 #
“Income share agreements”
Are what you’re looking for. Similar to how private debt is valued and priced based on ability to repay, students have better loan options for higher grades, scores, Choice of field, etc

>THE PRESIDENT CAN DO WHAT THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO DO
bears are fucked

>>18447323
just think about it and come to your own conclusion, brainlet

Is it possible to reopen the economy on May 1st?
>I don't wanna say that. You'll hear more about that in the comings days.
Bullish?

>>18447354
COPE BOBO

bulls have reigned for the last 4 hours

correction when?

>>18447342
Never buddy, don't join me and the rest of sqqqlders with our bags of despair. We got tricked into buying this forsaken vehicle and it's on a 1 way voyage.

>>18447341
OIL

PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4 PHASE 4

>>18447362
Apparently the fastest growth in 100 years will do that to a 3x leveraged fund.

>>18447356
>Biden would be bad for markets
Lmao he’d be bad for a lot of things, but not the stock market. What would happen if all tarriffs and barriers you trade were removed

a-any sqqq chads?

>>18447225
>>18447341
oil isn't moving at all though and still dumping
?????????????

>>18447403
Yeah and oil STOCKS aren't doing anything but mooning, because they know that production cuts are coming and countries will start to open up soon.

IT'S TOTAL

>THE AUTHORITY OF THE PRESIDENT IS TOTAL
>THEY WILL AGREE

TOTAL AUTHORITY
TOTAL

>>18447411
why are you looking at oil stocks lmao

>>18447379
Fucking love oil

>>18447297
Friendly reminder that:
>we are mere days away from China announcing whether true or no that they are 100% getting factories booted up
>Two weeks away from Europe opening up economy to industry, six weeks for commerce
>Trump is going to announce Tuesday night that we are going live May 1st

>Everyones theme song in a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwzaxUF0k18

>>18447401
F

>>18447411
Why did I fall for the tanker meme
Down 500 bucks right now. Cut and run to Haliburton calls, or sit and try and recoup some losses

>>18447356
lol

sqqq fags, move into spxu instead

link to what you guys are watching?

Why is trump going full retard at the podium

>>18447440
is this your first day here
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>THE CUPBOARDS WERE BARE
What children's story is this from again?

>>18447444

isnt that normal?

>>18447439
why? should i cut my 40% sqqq loss?

>>18447435
i bet this isn't real, but i believe it is something he would say.

>>18447401
>leveraged wager AGAINST MSFT aapl goog NFLX FB PepsiCo
Kek no thanks.
I’ll stick with RWM.

>>18447435
>Civil war
Sleepy Joe can tell, he was there.

goign to be a good green night

>>18447401
I lost 8k today

>>18447417
> I AM THE SENATE

>>18447456
Because sqqq is betting against tech you mong

>we're gonna make sure the market functions normally

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18447244
>>18447307

>>18447475
forgot

>>18447490
I'm gonna drive down from cow bay and beat your ass

>RTX is the new meme getting spammed

what price should i short RTX at?

>>18447354
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>he bet against the greatest country, the greatest economy and the greatest president of ALL TIME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18447490
would work better as a meme if reversed desu

>>18447490
Youve posted this before and its gay af buddy.

>>18447354
HahahahahHahahaha fucking COPE

Trump is basically like "i'm trying to help but the democrats keep fucking me over with my hands tied" lmao

ENOUGH

I still have no idea how Americans haven't collectively cringed themselves out of existence watching the president they've elected deliver speeches

> enough

based trump owns another shill

>>18447507
Do you really think half a dozen autists with a collective $8k in the market are moving the price of a multibillion dollar company

>>18447428
If you think there will be a big sudden opening on May 1st you are retarded lol

>>18447354
>It is destroying my SQQQ after hours, holy fuck wth going sub-15 now.
I don't believe you even have SQQQ. You're just trying fishing for (you)s.

Not even mad.

TOTAL
YES IT IS

PHASE IV STEVE. PHASE IV. COME ON, STEVE.

>who told you the president has total authority?
ENOUGH. PLEASE.

>>18447530
>>18447533
>you know why? do you know why? because i don't have to. next question.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

lol libs take what trump says SO literally

>>18447507
$35

>>18447531
i still can't believe other countries pay so much attention to the u.s...... it's like they talk shit on the u.s. but then immigrate here.. why?? why do people talk shit on the u.s. but yet immigrate here?/

pull your head out of your ass you lame ass fuck

>>18447531
I'm surprised I didn't cringe out of existence after reading your post

>>18447490
Listen to this guy: >>18447514
You need to reverse the video somehow. Use some editor or whatever. It will have 10x the impact

>>18447531
Dont worry. Another great orator will be elected in November. Can't wait for the debates

> AMD futures still pumping

I don't know why that is, but I like it.

>>18447531
>o-o-o-okie doke
>fool me once shame on you, fool me twice we’ll just don’t fool me
>depends on what your definition of “is” is

Our last three presidents were not much better.

>>18447354
Are you retarded? How do you not get this?

The presidents mental abilities and proclivity for nonsense are not new.

Not new = PRICED IN

The consequences will never be the same.

>does the executive of the federal government have the authority to lift a federal order

lmao

>>18447560
lose weight

hhahahahahahha

>>18447531
Im not saying they have much better candidates, but the cringe is painful when his narcissistic bipo goes on over throttle.

>Pence channeling his inner Dubya that he has been practicing for 2 decades to shut the turboniggerfaggot journos up
He's in rare form this evening

>>18447531
i mostly cringe at the news reporters trying to "gotcha" him, every time he holds these conferences. we're in a global crisis and these fuckers are still playing politics, it's disgusting. it's unbelievable how he's put up with it for so long and still survived, and continued to lead in spite of the constant harassment. they lie so much that if they ever actually DID find some real dirt on him, no one would believe it because they've cried wolf so many times and lied so much.

should i just sell my sqqq at 50% loss and buy long dated spy puts ??

Army taking over if some dem guvernors want to keep too long lock downs :)

>Why are there no consequences for China?
HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES? CHINA WILL FIND OUT WHEN THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES. I WOULDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THAT. YOU'D BE THE LAST PERSON I'D TELL ABOUT THAT.

I love this timeline.

I voted for Trump because he is a cartoon character, not in spite of. But damn, I’m getting my moneys worth with this guy. I want another 4 years.

>>18447614
>tell me how to lose lots of money

>>18447617
I'm going all in on warhawk stocks

>>18447614
buy calls nigga

>>18447538
I do. I have 200 shares. Help me. I just want to see it back at 16 and I will sell it all irregardless of loss. Still going green, but I hate this stupid thing and been stuck with it praying for the lucky exit point for too damn long.

And to the shitposters, have fun once earnings come out. Bobo is coming out of his cave again. Also Trump is such a moron, holy fuck I thought he was just playing dumb when I voted for him, not actually dumb.

>>18447611
>reporter: "there have been reports that children have been dying of covid. my question is which would you rather do, club an innocent baby to death, or strangle it to death with your bare hands?"
>Trump: "what? i wouldn't want to do either why would you ask.."
>reporter: "SIR JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION WHICH ONE CLUB OR STRANGLE, SIR PLEASE MISTER PRESIDENT JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION"

>tesla 678
lmao

>Reporter: What are the consequences for China?
>Trump: You would be the last to know.
MEDIA ETERNALLY BTFO!

>>18447614
No, you should go back to r*ddit and stay there.

>>18447623
how old are you

>>18447617
>RTX after hours instantly jumps a dollar

IM CRYING IM LITERALLY CRYING
I DINT VOTE FOR A PRESIDENT,I VOTED FOR AMERICAN HITLER
TODAY IS A DARK DAY IN USA HISTORY

>>18447641
switch to long and stop losing money

>>18447490
>>18447514
You're welcome

>>18447650

>>18447576
Why do Americans keep electing retards? This year's election seems to be a close race between two barely functioning geriatrics again. Has all the lead in the tap water caused permanent brain damage in all of the voting age population or what?

>>18447617
Holy shit based trump

>Pence: "as we see the numbers leveling off, and even start to go down"

GG coronachan, it's over. we won.

>>18447401
TQQQ reporting in. Why the hell aren't you riding the wave?

>>18447641
>once earnings come out
priced in

for those who been in this position before, does it get better after this? having more capital

>>18447673
based

>>18447653

>>18447654
>I DINT VOTE FOR A PRESIDENT,I VOTED FOR AMERICAN HITLER
yes
>TODAY IS A DARK DAY IN USA HISTORY
???

>>18447664
Thanks buddy.
>>18447502
>>18447514
>>18447523
Not mine, guys. I just reposted it.

>>18447681
Having more capital compounds your gains.

That's it.

>>18447648
We are reach peak delusion. NOTHING can justify ANYTHING! STOCK ONLY GO UP! BUY THE FUCKING DIP YOU RETARD!

>>18447512
shit brother you drank the kool-aid and asked for seconds...

>>18447681
gets better what?

>>18447681
Looking at your price history... you might just lose it all. What's the story?

>>18447654
>AMERICAN HITLER

who did Trump commit genocide on?

>>18447558
>because a bunch of mexicans immigrates to US, so must the rest of the world
>because some people immigrate to the us you are not allowed to criticise that we chose a half lobotomized bipolar orange baboon to represent our country

Proper maga retard logic there

>>18447652
The first election I voted in was for Bill Clinton on his second run.

>>18447681
Yes, money makes me happy.

>>18447617
>>18447666
>>18447672
ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED!
MEDIA WILL NEVER RECOVER!

Is it too late to buy tesla calls

FACEMASK

>>18447705
dont be afraid of volatility

>>18447694
>>18447654

What are you on about?

kek

holy shit I shoulda bought more RTX

>>18447531
>non american watching daily pressors from trump
yeah not obsessed

>>18447681
Once you have your $25k good goy pass it’s all the same.

Trump: the get-things-done wildcard
Pence: the straight-edge anti-gay straight-man who provides the calm and serious demeanor, the good cop to Trump's bad cop

fuckin' dream team here, i love it.

WAR WAR WAR
COME ON

>>18447707
Adding to this: WHERE IS MY SUPER SCIENCE AND SNAZZY UNIFORMS or is that a german exclusive thing?

>>18447730
Let's point and laugh.

>>18447743

I ONLY HAVE 30 SHARES OH FUCK

China deployed an aircraft carrier, saying that we've been weakened by the Coronavirus
>WE'LL BE JUST FINE
China deployed an aircraft carrier, saying that we've been weakened by the Coronavirus
>WE'LL BE JUST FINE
China deployed an aircraft carrier, saying that we've been weakened by the Coronavirus
>WE'LL BE JUST FINE

>>18447531
HOLY SHIT I CANT CONTAIN HOW HAPPY I AM WATCHING THIS SHIT GO DOWN IVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN PROUDER TO HAVE TRUMP AS MY PRESIDENT GET FUCKED COMMIE

>buy war stonks
>hope for war

kys

>>18447739
Trump: print money until you literally run out of mint paper, i don't give a fuck what the long term repercussions are just make green line go up .00000000001%
pence: i hope i have a heart attack tonight
yeah well you enjoy your "dream team" guy

I'm going to shove a third of my cash that I pulled out yesterday into defense, oil, and chemicals tomorrow morning.

>>18447739
yeah he's so based, gave 10 trillion of tax payers money to the chosen people wallstreet investors @ 0% rate FUCKING BASED AND REDPILLED MAGA

>>18447743
RTX CHADS!

Q1 earnings report soon. Are we fucked, bull lads?

>>18447658
Funny thing is I am not losing money, I been gaining money despite this in general. This ain't the time yet chief, things are teetering on destruction.

>>18447653
I wish I bought more. 1/5th of my stack isn't enough for this Chad of a stock. If it dips to like 56 like some anon suggested it might later this week I will put in another fifth towards it.

>>18447675
Cute. You think those recent articles by Goldmansachs and JPM aren't damage control for their earnings they know are well below projection?

>>18447766
Do you know how many Tomahawks a Virginia class submarine can carry?

>>18447772
War with china is the only thing that will save this economy at this point.

>>18447773
>>18447779
>single-handedly saves the economy in a time of crisis

you're welcome, cvcks.

>>18447767
this

>>18447675
That is something I doubt. For nearly every company that didn’t revise projection, I expect massive pain. Shortfalls of 50% may not be uncommon.

>>18447767
I bet you went to church in person yesterday, didn't you?

>>18447779

do you not have investments?

>>18447766
>Chinese aircraft carrier

Lol.

>>18447811
I mean this YEAR, not this quarter

>>18447779
kek everyone in this thread is happy about that..

>>18447778
>>18447792
>>18447780
>Defense, oil, and chemicals
Ah yes, the Naplam Sticks to Kids portfolio
https://youtu.be/t9eybY9qFfY

Can the market just dump already so I can buy again? I really don't feel comfortable putting more money in at all right now.

>>18447811
>>18447792

how did record unemployment and other first quarter numbers turn out? kek

>>18447613
The reporters are ofc playing politics, all media in the states is ridiculously politicised and under direct control of parties. Why do you expect them to suddenly not be political? Republican media never stopped either. Trump himself is playing the election game all the time too.

Some democrat medias are obviously on cringy witch hunt, but mostly Trump ends up embarrassing himself while getting triggered like a fucking narcissistic bipo teenage feminist chihuahua.

trump saw a secret presentation that was amazing

....

>>18447708
I'm not even pro-Trump (he's no Hitler) but it's an undeniable fact that America takes in more immigrants than anywhere in the world. It's not just a bunch of fucking beaners.

>>18447667
Because of boomers. We're unfortunately at their whim until most of them die off.

>>18447766
Even Trump knows that the Chinese Navy is a fucking joke.

>>18447844

i wish someone would just be the better man here and straighten the fuck up

also remember China deployed one aircraft carrier and accidently SET THE OTHER ONE ON FIRE

>being an unironic maskcuck

>>18447875
nah, too much elite brainlets at these places pumping them with money

>>18447796
I'm well aware of that and what's going to happen next.

>>18447667
If we don't send fools, scoundrels, and clowns to Washington, we won't have a representative democracy.

why the FUCK do they keep asking him questions that he obviously doesn't know the answer to? how the fuck is he supposed to know what google and apple are doing? i mean yeah he knows they're working together on this apparently, but they're trying to ask him specifics like he would know.

at some point i want him to just say "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW I DONT WORK AT GOOGLE BITCH!" but they'd probably just keep trying to ask him specific questions they know he's not the right person to ask, and make some kind of montage of him saying "i don't know" over and over. "mister president why haven't they gotten the cartridges yet like they said they didn't have?" "I DONT FUCKING KNOW IM THE PRESIDENT NOT THE GUY WHO DRIVES THE FEDEX TRUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>18447853
r*dditors and protor*dditors have been saying this for decades. As you get older, you become more conservative. The boomers will be replaced until the end of time. kys tranny

You guys remember this shit? Goddammit I knew that was the time to sell. To think those dipshits actually thought they had figured out some way to beat the market to get legendary BTFO just a couple of weeks later. And then at the bottom what do they do? Start buying puts. And now 99% of them are at -99% all time portfolios. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Always inverse plebbit especially when the mainstream financial pundits start riding their nuts. That's when you inverse with leverage. Lesson learned
>nb4 go back

>>18447884
Investing in RTX is investing in your own future. Because RTX products may be all that stands between you and Chinese nukes.

>>18447613
Trump did a shit job so of course they are gonna try to stick it too him. As >>18447844 points out its not like similar shit wasn't done under Obummer. What reminds me america is finished is all the brainlets in these threads going "wow look at him own deez reporters" while he has a geriatric sperg fit

>69% of his portfolio isn't in LMT / GD / RTX
Oh geez

>>18447904
I don't think those things work. But it doesn't matter for RTX as long as governments buy them.

>>18447922
>I don't think those things work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcNE5VHLldY

Never post again please.

>>18447844
honestly i actually don't mind the politics during peace time, during good times. during a once in a life time global pandemic financial crisis shitshow? maybe stop being a dick.

>>18447922
GMD mostly doesn't, SM-3 has a better record

>>18447904
Then how come they only have a 50% success rate and have only be tested a handful of times? You'd think that with all the money we're pouring into the military industry they'd be tested more and improved.

>Trump BTFO of Obama and friends
LMAOOOOOO

>>18447904
what if GME has larger gains this year than RTX does?

>>18447938
4th generation warfare
wiki it

>>18447904
Bruh, you clearly haven't even met anybody that has ever been in an ADS unit.

>>18447918
Obama had his nuts sucked on the daily by the media. He could literally do no wrong and every shitty thing was downplayed or straight up not reported. Every interview a fluff piece. Every. Single. One.

>>18447401
Sell if before Jerome BRRR’s it straight into delisting.

>>18447959
2nd'ing this.

>>18447937
That's a video of the interceptor rockets exploding in the air. Whether they hit anything is another matter.

>>18447941
Yeah ideally you, uh, don't want to actually try catching a nuke with a missile. In theory it works!

>>18447904
RTX just got some big contracts from the new Space Force. $1 billion each. Right now theyre trying to be "lean" but no military general has ever resisted more money. I can see the Space Force ending up a huge satellite/missile/spy network with tons of hardware in space. RTX among others will do nicely with that.

>>18447947
neat.

>>18447946
Redpill me on why GME isn't just Blockbuster all over again

>>18447959
Eh Fox news hated everything he did, and CNN was already fearmongering/ overblowing crises

>>18447898
this might be the gayest thing I've seen on biz, and there was a thread with a pic of a dude holding another naked dude over his shoulder yesterday

>>18447959

this. i remember it wasnt until around his final term in office where i actually saw a negative piece being written about him, and i remember being blown away by what a departure it was. from the NYT of all places too

anyone remember when he was showing off his dick in front of a female staffer on his plane? LOL trump would have been crucified for that. it was buried in a day

>>18447535
You doubt the power of our thousands?!?!?

>>18447895
Oh, I'm not arguing about old people being conservative. That's a fact of life. No, the problem here is that there are so many boomers that their votes outweigh those of all other generations and hence our system is wildly imbalanced right now and more conservative than it should. Our government is run by a bunch of demented old people being voted in by a bunch of other demented old people.

>>18447898
I border-cross and sentiments are the same.

>>18447878
whups

>>18447937
>israel has to spend millions on expensive homing missiles to stop a couple $10 flying tubes put together in an afternoon by some hamas teen
based palestinians

>>18447986
I'm longest on SpaceX for Space Force contracts, but obviously I can't buy SpaceX. I wish I could. Elon is promising the Space Force a fleet of Starships and they're chomping at the fucking bit to buy one. Starship can make Space Shuttle Door Gunner memes real.

>you now remember Sean Spicer

>>18448013
Bearish

>>18447998
Even Fox pulled their punches on Barry because they didn’t wanna be called out as RAYCIS

>>18447272
You kikes can’t help but glow. Death to Israel. We will one day kill all you parasites

>>18447904
I have rtx, but aegis had had it's own failures.

>>18447834
But oil....not sure why people keep hyping it atm. It will keep going down. But I need a dip to have an excuse to buy more RTX, please.

>>18447843
Jerome's interference is matttering less and less with every positive announcement if you haven't noticed.

>>18447920
Based and I envy him.

>>18448023
I blame jartek and his fuck ass book for turning the other place to shit. Hopefully it'll get back to how it used to be before everybody tried to emulate the "God" and his fake portfolio

>>18448022
Fuck back off to r*ddit sweetie

>>18447851
>undeniable fact that America takes in more immigrants than anywhere in the world.

No its not lol. Usa is not even in the TOP FUCKING 30 in net immigration adjusted to population. Besides, you're mostly getting chinks, indians and mexicans.

>>18447646
>next day on ny times headline " TRUMP WOULDNT MIND CLUBBING INNOCENT BABIES TO DEATH, PREFERS IT OVER USING HIS BARE HANDS"

>>18448013
I didn't know they shut down residential construction. Glad they're opening that asap.

>>18447535
I bet you thought that in 2016 prior to the election.

80% of my portfolio is entirely RTX and the remaining 20% is NET.

can this be our new meme stock if we're doing shit like RTX at the same time? they're doing the coronavirus tests apparently? the white house is, and will continue to, talk about them and how great they are. they're currently uptrending and broke out over the previous high of the month. thoughts?

>>18447959
Depends on which media you are talking about (i always forget magatards don't consider fox MSM). Fox news ramped up the propaganda to 11 since it was so profitable to harvest boomer outrage. I won't deny partisan coverage ensured a lot of easy questions but there is 2 differences. 1. Obama knew how to do the typical politician response whereas trump creates headlines with the stupid shit he says (to harvest liberal outrage). 2. Obama didn't say nearly as much stupid shit that he could later be asked about.

>>18448063
dullahan neck fuck blowjob meme

>>18448061
Workers were not happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFH3M4jBz04
Video from Quebec

>>18448035
Lmfao. Yeah they certainly didn't perpetuate the birther meme or anything. I'm not even a lefty but this is just pure delusion

>>18448029
>Elon is promising the Space Force a fleet of Starships and they're chomping at the fucking bit to buy one
You got a source? I dont think the Space Force is sending people into space for a very long time. Its all the NORAD and missile defense stuff. Not space marines. SpaceX doesnt have weapons and defense stuff. Launching satellites thought yeah, SpaceX is the best bet but that wouldnt compete with RTX anyway as they dont launch the equipment anyway.

>>18448074
RDSB, HAL, XOM, COP, CVX, MRO, AAL, LMT, AVAV, GD, RTX, KTOS, MSFT, AAPL, PFE, KO

>>18448013
>>18448034
>>18448061

>>18448086
I've got it on my watchlist, I'm waiting for a dip

>>18447996
just do some DD... look into whos holding it.. what steps they are taking during this quarantine.. if it were exactly like blockbuster it would've went down the same time as blockbuster

For me, it's TMDX.

>>18447938
Republicans never stopped being cunts, as didn't democrats, as didn't Trump. Pandemic changes nothing.

Also: Trump did fuck up a lot if things during this time and you're retarded for thinking those should not be called out loud.

>>18448048
>Jerome's interference is matttering less and les
his interference has stabilized and propelled markets upwards. There was just a lag between him announcing his alphabet soup of programs vs implementing them.
If he has to, he will intervene in the equity markets.

>>18448050
OK Boomer.

Imagine not voting for Trump again in the upcoming election.

>>18448105
Our long term care centers are some of the most underpaid, overworked and understaffed shitholes in the country. My gf's mom is an elder care worker and even under normal circumstances these old fuck homes are in dire straits.

>>18448096
https://youtu.be/E307nHamdY8

>>18448114
For me it's CCL

is this bullish?

>>18448115
>called out 24/7 about literally anything and everything
Its all so tiresome. People like you are why the media is like this, you just suck their asshole and beg for more shit.
>MORE ORANGE MAN BAD! GIMME GIMME!

Let me know if I got this right.
Covered calls, you buy 100 shares and sell a call at a strike slightly higher than you think the share price will go to before the expiration date. If share price gets to slightly below strike price, great.
If share price falls, you still get premium.
If share price moons, oh well you still get profit.

>>18448139
Why doesn't the government give more money? The books will balance themselves

>>18448139
They're staffed with obese and illiterate foreign workers who went to a 2 or 3 week "training" course and are now CNAs. I have seen more deaths due to long term care facility workers ignoring their patients or simply being inept than nearly anything else in my career. More than car accidents, GSWs, overdoses, you name it, I'm not even memeing.

Do not send your loved ones to any of them.

Trump looks rested and ready to backpill the cattle.

>>18448158
Many of them are private. My gf's mom's place isn't even unionized.

>>18448117
The greater the action taken, the greater the admission of the economy's total faltering. As he digs more of his leverage into everything, the more it's going to fall to the upheaval in the end.

>>18448087
No way. Fox bit their tongue and held back way more than they could have. Even Bill Clinton didn’t have it as easy as Obama and Bill was twice the politician.

>>18448154
Yes. You have limited upside potential and unlimited downside risk.

>>18448153
it's not even about calling him out on stuff, it's the lying and taking things out of context or not understanding what a joke is because the left has no sense of humor which is the worst part. how many liberlols still unironically and literally believe that Trump is some kind of sex offender because of the "grab 'em by the pussy" remark? like they just imagine him running around like a maniac grabbing as many pussies as he can get his hands on, it's crazy.

>>18448150
Top 5: Chicago, Detroit, Boston, Philly, New Orleans. Hmmmmmmmmmm.....

>>18448183
Correction: by unlimited I mean you can lose all your money, not actual unlimited risk like selling naked calls/puts

>>18448086
>biotech
No

>>18448096
I'm worried that warfare in space will inevitably lead to Kessler Syndrome.

>>18448154
Yes

>>18448171
that's a man.

>>18448171
The reason the bar is so low is because the pay is fucking terrible and the work is equally terrible, there is no incentive to even work in these shitholes so they scrape the bottom of the barrel in terms of staff, and even then they're understaffed.

Turns out you need to pay more than a few bucks over minimum wage to motivate people to clean shit out of elderly ass cracks all day, who knew?

>>18447843
They crashed the stock market in record time.

GS's employment projection sold the market off 10%, triggered the breakers for the third time in a few weeks.

>>18448171
Further, the physicians who are 'medical directors' of these places or the midlevel NP/PA-Cs who oversee these workers deserve to be hung in the street in Minecraft.

>>18447244
>hahaha blood dividends go pew pew

Got my pew pew pew today. Revert not doing the day I saw the IPO :(

>>18448175
I know nothing about Canada, but if they provide medical care, the government gives money no?

>>18448202
it's not a fucking penny stock. unironically, how aren't they gonna kill it on earnings this whole year with how desperately the government needs covid tests?

>>18448183
The risk isn’t in the call option. The risk is associated with owning the stock and is a risk all shareholders take.

>>18448144
Thanks.

>>18448206
You're right, but low pay is no excuse to ignore grandma as she slips into DKA.

>>18448150
>Chicago
>Detroit
>Philadelphia

>>18448086
they are selling a million test cartridges a week i dont think thats priced in yet, still gonna go up

>>18448178
Are you kidding me? They sperged out over literally everything Obama did, including the foods he ate and the color of the suit he wore.

10 minutes until epic dump

>>18448176
>its going to happen this time guys, i swear!

>>18448224
Be warned Elon is VERY autistic but it's worth pushing through to listen to him

>>18448220
Yes. It gets kind of complicated with the private ones and varies by province but the simple answer is yes.

>>18448203
>Kessler Syndrome.
Nah they figured out ways to clean tanks off battlefields and mines and body parts. Once it becomes a reality people will quickly figure out a way to deal with it.

>>18448171
true? How easy is it to get these certifications, and how easy is it to work there?

Oh wait... this means I'd have to scrape dry poo off of the genital lesions of obese boomers and shit like that?

>>18448220
Elder care centers aren't covered by our universal health care system, it's a different thing entirely. Sometimes they get government subsidies, that's about it. It differs from province to province and county to county in terms of funding though.

I want a long oil hold. XOM, CHX, HAL, or RDS.B?

Tesla calls on first bell, or Raytheon? Lightning doesn't strike twice but goddammit, tesla has done like 5% a day minimum the last three weeks

>>18448222
afaik the risk is pretty minimal in the sense that people who usually collect premiums on covered calls for a living are specifically buying strong companies that pay a dividend that they would be happy to own for decades and DCA appropriately.

>>18448230
People forget the game switched from "black man bad" to "orange man bad" and no one is humble enough to realize it.

>>18447766
>China saber rattles

OH LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT A ANON NAMED JED HE BOUGHT OIL STOCKS NOW HE BOUGHT A NEW BED

>>18448220
>I know nothing about Canada
The fact you think Canada is not worse than the average 3rd world country (not memeing) in every single regard except violence gives it away, bro.

>>18448223
Well you get what you pay for honestly, if the administrator wants to hire Mexicans out of a parking lot he can deal with the consequences.

Just never put any of your loved ones in these homes. They're better off living in your basement even.

>>18448248
TOT CVX EPD FANG

>>18448150
It's gonna be interesting to see how this pans out, if the plan is to open up on may 1 then it's going to be right around where all these places are peaking

>>18448243
Thanks for scooling me leaf. It's a sad throwaway culture we live in

>>18448251
QQQ

>>18448178
Deluded. They did the same thing liberal media is doing now. Liberal media just has more juicy articles because Trump says so much stupid shit. It would be a five week scandal if Obama had uttered "Take the guns first, go through due process second." Shit the best fuck up they ever got from obama was "you get to keep your doctor" and they never let that shit die.

>>18447225
>paying $45 after hours for exxon.
Be honest, was this you anon?

>>18448221
No

>>18448258
Or stuck with the narrative "president bad" because it's literally true. The executive office has too much power and the constitution is no longer the supreme law of the land

>>18448240

>>18448234
I'm not committed to either side, but they're taking totally unprecedented corrective measures to mitigate something that has immeasurable impact, domestically and globally, at a time when a deleveraging is due. Every move he makes is an artifice designed to prevent failure. Even if we walk out of this depression, the next will cause an even greater tumult than the last.

>>18448178
delusional

>>18448252
That was my thinking. It seems like you would want to sell calls to supplement income on long term non volatile stocks. Something like KO, T, or WMT.
Correct?

>>18448252
Correct. Which is why saying “unlimited downside” is misleading when talking about covered calls. You assume the risk when you buy the shares, not when you write the option.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRead
>>18448318
>>18448318
>>18448318

>>18447212

>>18448153
>called out 24/7 about literally anything and everything

That's exactly what republican media is doing 24/7 against their agendas and exactly what your narcissistic fat fuck himself is doing 24/7. He is crying out loud the moment anything goes against his narrative. You're just cherry picking the narrative you want to see based on your emotional attachment to this lard ass.


>Its all so tiresome. People like you are why the media is like this, you just suck their asshole and beg for more shit.
>MORE ORANGE MAN BAD! GIMME GIMME!

Lmao, getting butthurt when your hero can't stand criticism. Im completely aware the media has also been unfair towards Trump. European media here is mostly porting the democrat media into translation. But that does not make him any less of a retard or less vulnerable to real criticism.

>>18448325
you can also sell shorter term puts to hedge. so like, a monthly call with weekly puts. basically the correct way to use options instead of gambling is to use as insurance, where you generally make less money but it's a lot safer. which is kinda ironic considering so many people use options for the highest risk bets you can make while not owning the underlying securities.

>>18448189
>>18448153

I know they lie and take out of context, but that's exactly what Trump is doing and what got him elected. You're just blind and biased to it when it's your childhood hero on the podium.

>>18447362
Gas the kikes

>>18448378
You commie shills need to go back to r*ddit. Trump doesn’t control the stock market the god damn kikes do

>>18447341
OXY for the win

>>18447959
Anon you are talking to think tank soros shills. They aren’t here to help you make $. Their only objective is to hate on trump more

>>18448000
Yeah he couldn’t control his boner on a flight. He was probably thinking about maggie

why do people own bonds? equity index funds never collapse they always make it after recessions, why would you not be fully invested in the markets at all times? seems moronic

>>18448251
if you aint buying TSLA, you last.

>>18448251
Yes goy, I'll sell you the calls I bought for $3 last Thursday for $40 at open tomorrow. Kek