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>> No.18445981
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We're gonna crab forever.

>> No.18445989

>everyone says get out of oil
>I listened
Candidate for dumbest motherfucker award, right here

>> No.18445996

>>18445989
Why would you ever listen to such terrible advice

>> No.18446006

>S&P 500 down 1% today
>Schiff starts a livestream
every time

>> No.18446010

>>18445989
Why do you even get out of anything instead of letting your position thresholds take care of everything?

>> No.18446013
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TSLA GANG TSLA GANG

>> No.18446020

>>18445996
>muh storage will get filled
>muh oil glut
>muh travel still shutdown
>muh sub $20 retest
>muh oil deal wasn't enuff!

>> No.18446025

>>18445989
but you won retard. it's at its lowest right now despite another stupid trump tweet and the deal. in 30 minutes it's gonna continue to dump.

>> No.18446037

>>18446025
>another stupid trump

>these were the retards who scared me out of oil
christ I am so fucking dumb

>> No.18446041

>>18446020
All of these are correct by the way.

>> No.18446044

Why did tankers drop too?

>> No.18446046

>>18446025
why are you so sure though ?

>> No.18446053
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>>18446037

>> No.18446056

>>18445981
Good. Give me my premiums you filthy pay pigs.

>> No.18446057
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18446057

anyone else bought AH for SONN?

>> No.18446060
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18446060

you have 10 seconds to tell me why i shouldn't throw $5000 at PSCE for a long term hold

>> No.18446065

Reminder: tomorrow we will get a huge batch of new corona cases in Europe due to four day weekend. Many countries reported lowest number of samples for the whole past month.

>> No.18446068

How do i put a hit on a fed kike?

>> No.18446076

>>18445957
All time high by end of week

Buy while you still can

>> No.18446077

>>18445989
huh?
first of all, not everyone said it... SOMEONE said it, and YOU listened because you agreed
second... why the fuck would you not have gotten out?

>> No.18446078

Jerome must back off now. Him being so bold about preventing the crash is making everyone just pile on 3 stocks to make the otherwise riskiest plays now because there's no risk. People are finding a way to extract his printing and make it real money.

>> No.18446079

>>18446020
The first 4 points may still hold true but you should have held despite all that anyway

>> No.18446081

>>18446044
Oil ETF trades create sector distortions

>> No.18446083

>>18445989
Its not too late to get back on the winning team.

>> No.18446096

>>18445981
YOU WISH JEW BOY

>> No.18446102
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18446102

>sold steel to buy more oil
was this a dumb move?

>> No.18446105

WHERE IS THIS FAT FUCK

>> No.18446106
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18446106

TELL ME WHAT YOUR FAVORITE INDICATORS ARE AND WHY, NOW

IM NOT FUCKING AROUND ONII-CHAN

>> No.18446107

>>18446057
congrats, be very fucking careful though, you see the strength of the move weaken and you gtfo

>> No.18446111

>>18446013
Will TSLA gap up tomorrow? Why does it rocket?? I want none meme answers

>> No.18446117

>LCI TO FUCKING MOON THIS WEEK
LCI TO FUCKING MOON THIS WEEK
>LCI TO FUCKING MOON THIS WEEK
LCI TO FUCKING MOON THIS WEEK
>LCI TO FUCKING MOON THIS WEEK
Dark pools confirm. Readings off the chart.

>> No.18446119

>>18446096
Oh my. Can I be a jew boy too?
I want to trigger incels and buy stocks.

>> No.18446120

>>18446107
yeah im not going to be greedy like i was with ATHX. plan to put in a stop limit soon

>> No.18446121

Truth is no one really knows. Oil could drop even further this week while you’re thinking it already hit the lowest

>> No.18446123

>>18446060
Cause 2/3rd of the ETF is gonna go bankrupt? If you want, choose the companies yourself.

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>>18446096
The crab has now cursed you, all your trades for the next 5 months will crab.

>> No.18446128

>>18446106
SMA. Because it's that ez

>> No.18446129

>>18446044
Because there is no real reason for them to go up. Tankers for storage idea is beyond retarded. It only makes sense if you have existing tankers without demand. Even if it was cost effective (it's not), they take a year to build + queue on top of that. Oil crisis is probably over by then.

>> No.18446131

>>18446102
No it wasn’t as long as you hold for the very long term. Delayed gratification will make you profit.

>> No.18446138
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18446138

>We are trained to fight with swords, with strength, and with blood.But when the thinking machines send an invisible enemy against us, how are we to defend ourselves or the rest of humanity?
The boomers who put into place the market algorithms fell for the usual mistake made by the creators of such. They thought that the machines would set them free to enjoy their profits until they died on their mega yahts. But the current behavior of the markets shows that the reality is different. The algorithms are controlled and the men who control them or who can predict the infantile behavior of their programming are able to gain great profit and power. Using this latest coronavirus as the catalyst, the algorithms turn the wheels of the market towards creative destruction and we will see it fall heavily as businesses fail despite all the boomer efforts to keep the rotting beast alive beyond all reason or natural law, just so that they can feast longer on its flesh. The AI programmed for growth, and will not break the growth cycle on a planned downtrend. The FED printing will only cause a different form of failure, not avoid the collapse. The fire must burn so that new growth my grow. It does not matter how beautiful the underbrush was before the fire. The boomers have yet to learn the hard lesson: logic doesnt care.
>do not create machines in the likeness of the human mind.

>> No.18446144

Got out of XOM last Thursday. Glad I did. Bought some more consumer staples today.

>> No.18446151
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I held this shit forever with Iron hands. I sold my options for a loss last week because my dad died. And I just got fucking BOGGED apparently because I would be swimming in dosh.

I hate this stupid fucking market.

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>>18446053
beyond that.
oil hit the bottom two weeks ago
the recovery is obvious
Crude oil was down 3-5% today and the stocks I sold today held firm.
Yeah I made profit.
But I lost my position, which admittedly wasn't the best, but there was a nice buffer between where I bought and where the price was.
I was thinking "well if oil retests $20 then I can get into an even better position"
But oil stocks did absolutely nothing today even with oil going down. Before they were completely at the whims of the price of oil. Now they don't give a fuck since the production cuts are coming.

>muh storage!
>muh glut!
>soon™ (but no specifics at all)
Go fuck yourself
but most of all fuck me.
Fuck me rotten

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>>18446117
What share dollar value would the moon be for our guy LCI?

>> No.18446159

>>18446044
because tankers always go down until they short squeeze 1000% you fucking retard.

>> No.18446162
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>Got out of XOM last Thursday. Glad I did. Bought some more consumer staples today.

>> No.18446172

>>18446144
I bought some long ass call on XOM figure I can hold it for however long I want. 2022 $60

>> No.18446174

>>18446111
Because it's how you game Jerome.When everything is down, interest will stay down and Jerome will keep buying so you can pump one stock up to the moon and when you cash out it won't crash because of Jerome. So you can keep pumping and dumping certain few stocks keeping the rest of the economy red without a fear of an overall sell off and get Jerome's free printer money.

>> No.18446183

>>18446157
Hard to say. At least to 9. Mabye 10 in short term.

>> No.18446185

>>18446128
>SMA
>not EMA or HMA

NGMI

>> No.18446191

Any thoughts on HR Block? Might buy.

>> No.18446201

When is the airlines bailout? I want some of my /air/ stock to gain

>> No.18446204
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>>18446111
100% will gap up. Went up another 3% after close. As long as Jerome has trees to print on it will be green.

>> No.18446210

>>18446185
>no Wavelet filtering or Machine learning moving average
ngmi

>> No.18446212
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How can anyone believe this is a legitimate recovery? People still can't go back to work for at least a week, if they even have a job, if those businesses even still operate. People arent paying rent, food supply is being disrupted, people are going to be evicted.

>> No.18446221

DO WE GO GREEN TOMORROW

>> No.18446224

BVLLCHADS needed to rest today. I hope yov bears liked that little dinky dip, it no dovbt reminds yov of yovr dick tips! Bvll breeders are moving in tomorrow. BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>> No.18446229

>>18446057
I'm calling the cia

>> No.18446234

>>18446221
you'll find out the direction after jpm reports earnings

>> No.18446235

>>18446172
same but 2021

>> No.18446237

>>18446183
I was hoping more like $15. Its priced at less than the book value right now.

>> No.18446239

>>18446212
OH NO!
NOT A WEEK!
GOOD LORD NO!
NOT A WHOLE WEEKERINO!

>> No.18446247

>>18446212
>at least a week
at least a month* probably more
the qurantine in italy started more than a month ago with no end of the measures in sight

>> No.18446250

>>18446212
the market looks ahead

It's about the returns of having your money in stocks vs anywhere else.

It's all relative.

US stocks vs Country X stocks
US stocks vs bonds
US stocks vs cash

etc etc etc etc etc

Learn some shit FFS instead of repeating the same 100000000 crying posts wahhh why go up posts that get spammed here each day by people who ignore the answers

>> No.18446257

>>18446157
Why exactly is this going to happen ? it's a shit company.

>> No.18446258

>>18446102
Assuming you mean american steel? Oil has been the better investment for a long time regardless.

>> No.18446266
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18446266

ONE NATION
UNDER GOD

>> No.18446270

>>18446234
CHAD JAMIE WILL NOT LET US DOWN

BUY

AND

HOLD

>> No.18446275

>>18446212
Everyone believes Jerome will stop any crash. So now we have the Fed and everyone else pumping money in with no fear of losing and they aren't wrong. We aren't recovering if it's just TSLA and AMZN but the numbers do go up and when the cashing out begins Jerome will stop it. We can now bubble and pop with no fear.

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>>18446266
REAL NIGGAS GETTIN MONEY FROM THE FUCKIN START

>> No.18446294

>>18446237
I'm just observing order flow and outstanding market maker covering. I'm talking about a single surge over this and the next week. That's 30-40% from last week when I first mentioned it. What happens after that I don't know. Might aswell go to 15 over the next few weeks. I will report back when I have more data.

>> No.18446300

BVLLS STAY STRONG!

>> No.18446306

>>18446250
>everywhere is fucked
>therefore NEW GOLDEN BULL RUN
I seriously do not understand this. It was well known companies were over leveraged and inflated the last 4 years. Now we are ACTUALLY fucked and that means ONLY UP? Fuck off. Why not just buy SPY 300 calls then and put your money where your mouth is, cunt?

>> No.18446309

I'm sorry but I just can't trust this pump any longer. Amazon ATH? Are you fucking kidding me?

>> No.18446313

>>18446294
I'll buy some more tomorrow then. I already have 2276 shares of it but at $9.

>> No.18446324

>>18446309
yes just imagine when we get the broad based rally

you missed the bottom brother, but there's still time for greatness

>> No.18446329

>>18446309
Yup that's how Jerry wants it >>18446174

>> No.18446332

>>18446020

lol these are all true wtf are you talking about. if you're gona go oil, you might as well go long on the big boys like XOM and RDS cuz you arent about to make SHIT in the coming months.

if you want to make money on oil in the next 3-6 months your best options are picking up oil tanker transport / storage stocks

>> No.18446333

>>18446250
>the market looks ahead

This meme argument can be used to "justify" just about any delusion you can imagine.

>> No.18446334

>>18446309
no reason for amazon to go down my dude

>> No.18446343

>>18446257
Its a company that was shorted into the ground when it was a shit company. Now its not a shit company and shorts are leaving.

Why are they leaving? Because its not going bankrupt and has insulin and adderall on the way.

No reason it should be this low. And when shorts are gone they won't have the incentive to hold down and sell off good news as they aren't trapped. Those fucks are running out of time with the market rebounding.

>> No.18446349

>>18446044
>>18446129

tankers will crab day to day until land storage runs out. then they will charge premiums for storing oil on the tankers. oil tankers probably wont see too much gains for another 1-2 months

>> No.18446352

>>18446309
Amazon ath probably is the only thing that makes sense in this market.

>> No.18446353

>>18446309
it's crazy

a large cap delivery giant doing good right now! outrageous

Oh, super high cloud usage too and that's a huge profit point for them?

MAKES NO SENSE

>> No.18446357

>>18446144
Holding for divvy

>> No.18446360

Ayo the retarded orange man be on stream now

>> No.18446361

>the market reflects reality when it's convenient for me

>> No.18446363

>It’s priced in

Can someone explain how it’s priced in and what happens if it’s not priced in? Also how the fuck do you know it’s priced in? Is there a Fucken website for this?

>> No.18446365

>>18446129
>It only makes sense if you have existing tankers without demand

thats exactly what will happen in 1-2 months, even if we cured Covid TODAY, we will still run out of storage by the time demand recovers.

goddamn getting advice from /biz/ is like taking weightlifting advice from /fit/

>> No.18446371

>>18446334
Other than everyone being broke? I guess I'm no macroeconomic pro but I can't imagine 30% of Americans having no income, small and medium businesses going bankrupt and people literally missing rent and possibly facing eviction helping Amazon, this seems like short term retard thinking.
>EVERYBODY STUCK AT HOME SO EVERYBODY SHOP ONLINE

Yeah that's not sustainable buddy, sorry.

>> No.18446375

>>18446309
everyone is ordering everything they can through amazon, why would it be down?

>> No.18446384

>>18446324
If AAPL pumps tomorrow then AMZN will pump too just from the dragging effect the algos have. The coming ATHs will look very interesting since AMZN's competitors are also pumping.

>> No.18446385

>>18446363
Can a large group of intelligent hard workers predict it to happen if they spend all their time working on it + algorithms, computer programs, mathematical prediction models, and insider information that spreads around.

If so: It's priced in.

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Bought RTX at 61.50
Moon mission when?

>> No.18446398

>>18446210
wavewhat now?

>> No.18446399

>>18446371
They aren't spending it on:

Concerts
Trips
Travel
Gas
Clubbing
Bars
etc

So yes, lots of people have more cash than ever.

>> No.18446407

>>18446371
It’s sustainable till everyone’s credit cards are maxed out.

>> No.18446410

>>18446371
why would this make amazon shares go down in value?
this isn't a meteor about to kill and destroy 50% of the planet
no reason to capitulate and completely cash out yet. that comes later

>> No.18446412

>>18446363
If you think that some variable might effect a stock price, then it's already priced in.

>> No.18446419

>>18446399
Having no job really dampens that, doesn't it?

>> No.18446420

>>18446397
Patience anon.

>> No.18446423

>>18446371
>Other than everyone being broke?
only the plebs are broke

>> No.18446427

>>18446407
>>18446371
>tfw debt free

feels good bros

>> No.18446431

>>18446371
Amazon also owns Whole Foods

>> No.18446432

>>18446419
unemployment and trumpbux are still pumping into the economy

>> No.18446434

>>18446375
Because in a normal economy you'd move your services stock to another services stock that does well, not from a bank stock to AMZN. So if this rally wants to take us back to "normal" that's not the way to do it.

>> No.18446436
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I shorted right after the dip before the close happened

net loss is already 1k

>> No.18446437

What the FUCK is inovios problem

>> No.18446439

FAUCI BENDS THE KNEE!

>> No.18446440
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>noooo don't buy tesla its a meme company for memers

>> No.18446450

>>18446436
where was your stop loss, retard?

>> No.18446451

>>18446397
Just make sure not to panic when it dips back to around $56 this week. Keep the position for the long hold.

>> No.18446456

>>18445981
how does one profit from the crab

>> No.18446457

LMAO FAUCI IS TURNING INTO A BULL
BUY CALLS

>> No.18446459

>>18446440
based

honestly 5 year plan is to buy a brand new Tesla and keep it forever

>> No.18446460

>>18446397
>>18446420

why does tradingview list RTX as a sell?

>> No.18446462

FAUCI BENDS THE KNEE!!!

>> No.18446466

>>18446434
it's painfully obvious that you have no idea what you're talking about. lurk more

>> No.18446479

>>18446450
there was none
I still have my shorts

>> No.18446480

>>18446457
>>18446439
WHAT HABBENEDDD?!?!?!

>> No.18446481

Reminder that proper fundamental analysis is harder than technical analysis.

>> No.18446482

>>18446365
>goddamn getting advice from /biz/ is like taking weightlifting advice from /fit/

I took powerlifting advice solely from /fit/ and ended up making a national record at 18 yo.

Anyway, I thought the context was tanker builder stocks because I've seen lots if spam about those lately.

>> No.18446484

FAUCI BENDS THE KNEE!!!!!

>> No.18446485

>>18446456
Join the Theta gang.

>> No.18446492

>>18446343
But why would it go up simply for selling adderall and insulin, lots of other companies sell that too.

>> No.18446494

>>18446484
Explain what you’re sleeping about you absolute retard

>> No.18446504

>>18446460
>looking at tradingview "TA"

>> No.18446505

>>18446371
While general demand is down, I'm pretty sure online demand is up.

>> No.18446506

>>18446480
WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE RIGHT NOW. HE APOLOGIZED FOR SPEAKING OUT AGAINST TRUMP.

WHAT A FUCKEN SELL OUT

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>tfw coronavirus will look like an ice cream cone in the park on a sunny day compared to whats about to happen

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh guys?
this meeting is upbeat and it seems like everything is good now and we are past the worst

WTF? is this real? is it over now? that went quick

>> No.18446537

>>18446481
Agreed

>> No.18446543

>>18446481
no shit sherlock

>> No.18446546

>>18446494
Sperging not sleeping fuck you apple niggers

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>>18446106
For me, it's what I like to call the "inner smol spec"

I'm not a large spec, and it would be ludicrous to pretend I am. So I get in touch with what emotional response I may be having to the market, and what is drawing my focus the most.

I ask myself "would professional investors with teams of international analysts at bloomberg terminals with connections and contacts, boots on the ground, and satellite images of on the ground conditions know about this already? What DIDN'T they know about until recently? How would I use this information to allocate my investments and wreck idiots with short attention spans?

Then I buy PEP, KO, JNJ, BRKB, NTDOY.

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permabvlls report in

>> No.18446556

>>18446517
"return to normal"

Meanwhile: not a single quarantine time profit out.

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>>18445957
HOLY SHIT TRUMP IS FUCKING RIPPING THESE FUCKING LIBSHITS A NEW ONE ON LIVE MSM BEING BROADCAST BY KEKED MSM TO THEIR NPC LIBSHIT NORMIES AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER

>> No.18446570

>>18446555
why are Japs so beta?

is it the onions in the diet?

>> No.18446574

>>18446466
People are doing what Trump wanted, putting their money back into the market. But only buying companies that are super safe or super memey. What do you think is going to happen short term. AMZN to +40% from ATH and everything else to -10% is that sustainable if the situation keeps being as it is?

>> No.18446576

NO FUCKING WAY LMAO

>> No.18446584

>>18446555
fucking checked

>> No.18446588

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH TRUMP IS LITERALLY RUBBING THE MSM REPORTERS FACES IN THEIR OWN SHIT !!!!

ACOSTAS FACE IS COVERED IN HIS OWN FECAL MATTER RIGHT NOW OMG

>> No.18446589

Trump is a fucking legend lmao

>> No.18446590

Holy shit this propaganda. I can't even believe it.

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Futures +0,00%

Are stonks this boring when there's no virus?

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>>18446506
kek that's not what happened but I like it
>don't even imply that I'm doing this because the president wants me to!!
He really sold it well, don't you think?

alright I'm switching to Cramer, let me know what else Trump says!!

>>18446568
what a QT!
why did people have problems with this again?

>> No.18446595

bAHHAAHHAHAHAHA wtf lmfao

>> No.18446597

>>18446398
http://bearcave.com/misl/misl_tech/wavelets/freq/index.html

>> No.18446598

>>18446309
>>18446371
You are, there are no metrics based on reality that is driving this pump. Its purely the fed, government, greed, desperation, and delusion. Do not be surprised when we hit spy 300. It will go down eventually when reality sets in.

>>18446423
>plebs
Soooo 90% of the population? Are you stupid?

>> No.18446599

TRUMP PLAYING MIDDLE SCHOOL LEVEL SLIDESHOW DURING HIS PRESS CONF

HOW FAR WE'VE FALLEN

>> No.18446602

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH 4D CHESS MEME MASTER TRUMP! TAKE NOTE MSM KEKS

>> No.18446606

holy fck ministry of truth!

>> No.18446607

Im at work what did trump say?

>> No.18446609

how do I buy puts on jim acosta's life

>> No.18446610

Based fucking trump figured out video editing. Victory lap

>> No.18446611

Did the President of the United States tell yet another reporter that they will never make it?

>> No.18446620

can we get a video of Trump I'm at work!

>> No.18446623

>>18446598
By the time reality sets in, it will be over.

>> No.18446626

>>18446481
Fundamental analysis is worthless in clown market.

>> No.18446634

how do I short the failing New York Times?

>> No.18446638

>>18446620
Mate just go to youtube the feed will be on the front page.

Or goto the CSPAN site and watch the feed.

>> No.18446642
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>none of the media carrying Trump destroying the media

>> No.18446656

we're pumping

the bear has returned to the cave

>> No.18446657

>>18446306
With the dollar getting devalued money has to go somewhere. The only reason it will crash is if money supply contracts i.e. bankruptcies.

>> No.18446662
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>>18446634
It's a public company

>> No.18446663

>>18446634
Puts on menorah and dreidel manufacturers.

>> No.18446665

>>18446482
>powerlifting
you got lucky as that's the one thing autists can do correctly. do not get advice from /fit/ for aesthetics, you will look like shit

but nah, existing tanker companies / fleet owners. FRO, TNK, etc

>> No.18446669

I'm down to my last $500. What's the play?

>> No.18446670

>>18446623
It will be too lat for plebs, yes, but if you buy some spy puts 6 month out or more, you should be golden. Thats what Im planning. I think we are peak dead cat this week or next, maybe a small bump when lockdown is over, but then a big crash when people realize shit is fucked, there are no jobs.

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>>18446607
he literally started a slideshow of video clips of MSM doing their own lies and propaganda from 1 month ago and the contradiction of what they are saying now, exposing them as literal flip flopping liar hypocrites. CNN and MSNBC immediately cut the feed and are now seethign on their panels about the "campaign video"


GOD BLESS OUR TRUMP

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I'm kicking myself for not selling in premarket.

>> No.18446674

>>18446570
Literally yes. The rice gives them diabetes too.

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>>18446662

>> No.18446687

is trump speech priced in?

>> No.18446688

>>18446662
>zoom out to max
cup and handle forming on NYT? Is this /our moon mission?

>> No.18446692

>>18446669
Sell $5 F puts.

>> No.18446701

>>18446129
You don't build the tanker, you charter it you fucktard. At least learn the basics before you spout nonsense.

>> No.18446702

is trump doing a vlog?

>> No.18446703
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18446703

>tfw financially ruined

>> No.18446713

>i educated a lot of people of the press,....john

>> No.18446714

how can this egocentric turbo narcissist inject himself into absolutely everything?! how is such a hubrid liar not ousted by the poeple? how is an entire country accepting a 10 year old "mememe, others so stupid" as their leader? is the 2 political party ping-pong entertainment worth sacrificing the progress of an entire nation?!

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18446719

Anyone want to give a stock that I can use to short the Dutch economy. Got ghosted by two tinder matches from those swamp germans and I want payback.

>> No.18446721

so...
what the fuck do I buy now

>> No.18446723

>>18446106
true pink wojak ratio

>> No.18446724

>>18446714
yes_chad.png

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>>18446397
Two years from now. See ya there

>> No.18446728

That clip-show was some Michael Scott shit. Pretty based

>> No.18446730

>>18446714
people are tired of getting shit on by the media and the left so they enjoy watching someone finally do something about it. it's not complicated

>> No.18446732

Trump is a national treasure

>> No.18446733
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>>18446714
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO you cant just put america first

>> No.18446735

>>18446397
Fellow RTX bro we will make it I'm at 60 for my 29 shares.

>> No.18446736

>>18446721
Whatever is going to be able to capitalize off the utter destruction of small businesses. Walmart, Amazon to name a few

>> No.18446737

>>18446006
That nigger makes a hell of a lot more money off his livestream than he does picking investments lol. I'm in the wrong line of work

>> No.18446743

Is suicide for cowards?

>> No.18446745

>TRUMP FCKING UP REPORTER

>> No.18446753

>>18446714
The current candidate of the other party doesn't even remember what year it is he'll tell you it's 1985.

>> No.18446756

OKE bros fall in.

>> No.18446758

waaaa you can't point out our flaws!! Shut the fuck up John

>> No.18446759
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>>18445957

>> No.18446760

>>18446753
hillary and now biden.. dems are great at candidate choices

>> No.18446765

>>18446479
Congrats on being retarded, retard.

>> No.18446767

>>18446721
Risk level 1: hold cash
Risk level 2: short SP500
Risk level 3: short Tesla

>> No.18446771

>>18446756
Lol can you imagine not buying it when it fell 80%

>> No.18446772

I have puts on JPM but thinking about selling them at open tomorrow because of some INSANE statements out of JPM which are basically: We are going to reach All Time Highs by the first half of 2021 because the Fed is "unhindred by moral hazard" to "make them whole" (WHAT THE FUCK)-- basically the banks are trying to craft a narrative that, because this was the first time in 50 years that a crisis wasn't their fault, they should get infinite support to return to where they were in February and are twisting Powells words to make it seem like the Fed is already on board with that. It's insanity but the force of the language these JPM guys is incredibly strong.

>> No.18446777

>>18446154
It's okay man. You played an important role in price discovery. The market doesn't function without heroes like yourself. I'm proud of you and you should be proud of yourself

>> No.18446781

Jon is still never gonna make it.

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>>18446714
Not sure what sewer you climbed out of but you should head on back.

>> No.18446786

>>18446771
Got in at 23 as my average. Im concerned about their debt and if we get a repeat of the 2016 crash.

>> No.18446787

lmfao this guy just found out about american samoa

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>VIX still over 40
>everyone acting like VIX is 10

>> No.18446797

>>18446714
NGMI

clear your mind to make it

>> No.18446811

>>18446743
No I am sure there have been some manly suicides like you dishonored your clan and disemboweled yourself while some other guy chopped your head off or you ate a cyanide pill so you didn't have to reveal the nuclear secrets to communist China.

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>>18446794
Shhhhhhhh...

>> No.18446817

>>18446224
>BVLLCHADS needed to rest today. I hope yov bears liked that little dinky dip, it no dovbt reminds yov of yovr dick tips! Bvll breeders are moving in tomorrow. BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!
This is the quality shitposting that keeps me coming back

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>Bernie Sanders’ key surrogates refuse to endorse Joe Biden as supporters lament senator’s switching sides

THE REVOLUTION IS ON HOLD GUYS, until next time comrades

>> No.18446828

>>18446733
>america first

Lmao this meme. Nothing bad with patriotism, but it's incredible how easy it's to deceive retards with this rhetoric.

>> No.18446834

>>18446819
Why didn't black and old people want to forgive 100k in some "intellectuals" minority studies degree?

>> No.18446838

>>18446786
It's gonna fucking moon once we start exporting gas to Mexico anon. Hope you plan on going long

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What is this bizarre media narrative about Trump firing Fauci??? Why do they keep shilling this crazy conspiracy?

>> No.18446847

>>18446772
Was that "group statement" actually real? I thought it's a meme

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18446848

fucking ridiculous.

WAS SOMETHING ABOUT STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS ANNOUNCED TODAY??

Cramer teased something earlier. I NEED TO GET A LOAN. EVERYONE ELSE GETTING FREE GIBS BUT MEEE!!!

>>18446794
yeah... but the GEX floor is back for the SPY.
2020-04-13
DIX: 49.4%
GEX: 3,422,977,566

>> No.18446853

dude that reporter sucks

>> No.18446854

>>18446819
will bernie even be alive by 2024?

>> No.18446857

>BIDEN DIDN'T GO CRAZY OVER THE BAN, NO HE DIDN'T GO CRAZY, HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE BAN IS

>> No.18446861

>>18446846
He retweeted someone that said fire Fauci

>> No.18446864
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18446864

lmao who is this bitch trying to pin down teflon don??

>> No.18446872

>>18446669
Calls on tesla

>> No.18446875

>TRUMPING RIPPING A NEW ONE FOR THE REPORTERS

>> No.18446878

Trump is pumping the futures BTFOing reporters

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>>18446857
Holy shit this is madness

>> No.18446885

Lmao Donnie is btfoing these trannies

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SHOULD I BUY AMZN CALLS? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER ME?

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These reporters are fucking RABID! What the fuck is wrong with them? Trump is ripping these little shits to shreds!

>> No.18446897

Shorter here.
Pls kill everybody, Corona-chan ;_;

>> No.18446902

HAHAHAHAH IS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THIS SHIT? TRUMP IS THE FUCKING BEST IM VOTING 100 TIMES FOR HIM IN 2020

>> No.18446903

reminder dems can't even use the "mind is failing" argument anymore and completely dropped it. they used to try and portray him as losing it.

Now with biden they can't mention mental health kek

>> No.18446907

>Trump still bullish
Time to stop overthinking. That's your signal: they will pump this nigger forever. Just dump your bags, bears. Come back home.

>> No.18446910

>>18446083
just wait for the next dump. it will probably drop again in the following days/weeks

>> No.18446917

NO DONNIE NO
STOP FUCKING THESE REPORTERS
THINK OF MY MAY PUTS

>> No.18446918

MSM on suicide watch

>> No.18446919

>>18446857
BIDEN DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS, HE HAS SMART PEOPLE WRITE HIS TWEETS FOR HIM

>>18446864
SHE TOOK HER MEME DEGREE JOURNALISM CLASSES WAY TOO SERIOUSLY, TOO BAD NOBODY TAUGHT HER 5D CHESS

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>>18446886
>buying calls
>at literal all time high
>while everything is still fuck
>while people have no jobs
>while lock down is still going
>while VIX is still over 40
Hmmmmm, big think.

>> No.18446923

>>18446848
Student loan forgiveness??

>> No.18446931

>>18446886
Big money is made with contrarian plays, AMZN literally just hit an ATH. Probably much better places for speculation

>> No.18446938

HOW DO I BUY CALLS ON TRUMP I WANT TO BUY TRMP ITS LITERALLY MOONING RIGHT NOW

>> No.18446948

>>18446907
b-b-but it doesn't make sense, bobos are correct

>> No.18446950

>>18446902
Gotta fill in all of your neighbor's mail in ballots

>> No.18446954

>>18446848
It's funny because student loan forgiveness fucks the poor in America.

>no you can't have any debts forgiven but this dude who borrowed 100k to go to a private school is getting all the gibs

>> No.18446958

>>18446923
yeah was something announced?

>> No.18446964

>>18446931
>>18446921
ok. but if everyone is expecting amzn to go down the contrarian play would be to buy calls right?

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>>18446954
>study for free
>get prescriptions for free
oh I am laffin

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2015 trump is back

>> No.18446977

>Everyone has gotten a ventilator
>Nobody denied hospital beds

Oh well I guess apocalypse nightmare meltdown cancelled

>> No.18446985

>>18446950
naw im just goinna do what the illegals do and register under fake names and addresses. literally just drive around to all the grocery stores and sign up with those demoshits holding the clipboards

>> No.18446989

>>18446938
Trump winning the election raping these reporters live on stream

>> No.18446990

>>18446492
It’s shit.
It’s going nowhere but it’ll shortsqueeze on its way to the bottom.

>> No.18446991

How do I long bedmaking?

>> No.18446993

>people who talk the most are perceived as leaders

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>> No.18447007

>>18446971
TRUMP 2024 CONFIRMED

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>>18446897
cri moar

>> No.18447012

>>18446991
closest thing in my portfolio is LEG

>> No.18447015

>>18446977
Wow those digits, dubs, sex number, more dubs

>> No.18447018

Lmao Americans are truly retarded.

Trump keeps on making a straw man throwing early January actions. The truth is USA was late as fuck. But you keep on sucking the populist rhetoric in.

Don't get me wrong. Early China ban was a good call. That's about it.

>> No.18447022

>>18446993
Yeah, actually. The best leaders are bullies who just talk over everyone else.

>> No.18447025

>>18446954
>implocation it’ll be more than 10k per debt slave
Nah

>> No.18447032

If I exercise an 8$ call when the share price is 7$, would I have to pay 100$ to do that, or 800?

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18447039

>Futures are green
>Trump is literally taking reporters onto the stage one by one and blood sacrificing them to God, blessed by Pence
>Fed is pumping
>New York is opening
>Bojo is fine

>> No.18447041

>>18447018
This is the USA nigger not some 20 million country in Europoor. We have 300 million milk shake lovers in this great nation it doesn’t exactly turn on a dime.

>> No.18447043

>>18447025
why single out student loans vs any other debt?

>> No.18447055

>>18447032
$700

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>>18446954
I am looking to purchase all students. And then utilities. And then real estate. Welcome to MY country bitch

>> No.18447064

>HAPPENING CANCELLED
>HAPPENING CANCELLED
>HAPPENING CANCELLED
>HAPPENING CANCELLED
>HAPPENING CANCELLED

>> No.18447066

I’m feeling bullish.

>> No.18447067

>>18447032
Don’t fucking do that, let it expire worthless and just buy 100 shares at $7

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>>18446857

BASED

>> No.18447071

>>18447032
It’s the $100 plus the premium you lost.

>> No.18447072

>>18446948
Do me a favor bears. Set a stop loss. This one ain't coming back, and I don't want to see you all lose bad & kys. Just set a stop and STICK TO IT.

>> No.18447075

>>18447043
Because it’s uniquely cancerous. It can’t be escaped by declaring bankruptcy.

It’s an evil industry but I’m gonna be pissed if all those people who took out loans get free money and I get nothing.

>> No.18447078

>>18447043
Because you can't get rid of it even with bankruptcy, also the government holds that debt

>> No.18447080

I'll be back pumping iron at the gym in 2 weeks

Checkmate, doomers.

>> No.18447091

>>18447056
Jerome will you buy credit card debt?

>> No.18447096

GOD
DAMN IT
WHY DID I FUCKING SELL OIL
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

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RETURN TO NORMAL
>RETURN TO NORMAL
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>> No.18447105

Will the Dow hit ATH before 2021?

>> No.18447111

>>18447078
Yes, this was done so everyone who applied would get it.

If you want to re-formulate the system and drive down tuition I'm all for it.

If you want student loans for everyone regardless of viability then you need such measures.

>> No.18447126

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR STORAGE
FUCK YOUR OIL GLUT
FUCK YOUR LOW DEMAND

I'M GETTING BACK IN IT TOMORROW
FUCKING RETARDED CUNTS

>> No.18447130

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

OIL GETTING THE GLOCK OUT

PUUUUUMPPP ITTT TRUMPIE BOY!!!!!!!

>> No.18447138

dead bear float incoming

>> No.18447141

>>18447018
The US did nothing for two solid months. Nothing in January, February and halfway into March. They did no testing and did nothing to acquire supplies or prepare hospitals. Trump's allies know this because that's why they've been saying it's "just a flu". He didn't even address it as anything until the market crashed lol

>> No.18447151

THERES AN EMERGENCY THEY WANT STEVE TO COME

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18447155

THIS WEEK IS PEAK DELUSION
SPY GOING TO HIT 300
BACK TO WORK SOON
RETURN TO NORMAL

>> No.18447161

>>18447105
80% chance I think

Tech stocks for sure will hit ATH by Q4

>> No.18447164

>>18447111
if you want to drive down tuition, step one is allowing student loans to fail, then steps two through ten involve guillotining every last university administrator. similar to healthcare pretty much all of the increase in price is diversity coordinators and gender centers

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munching brrrrrrr. high energy task force

>> No.18447170

>>18447096
>>18447130
>>18447126

God I hope you aren't kidding because it appears my puts are fucked and this is my last shot at making money in the markets.

>> No.18447174

TRUMP BUCKS ON WEDNESDAY

TRUMP BUCKS ON WEDNESDAY

TRUMP BUCKS ON WEDNESDAY

>> No.18447179

Is there any real chance that the lockdown will end so early like trump said?

>> No.18447182

>>18447067
>>18447071
I bought 8$ calls on dht at like 5.50, going up pretty steady. Thinking about buying some shares since they have an 8-9 div yield, not sure on the best way to go about it. Just sell the call and use the money to buy shares I guess

>> No.18447186

>muh second wave!
>muh riots!
>muh 30% unemployment!
>muh food shortages!

See you at 30k, nerds.

>> No.18447192

>>18447164
well reforming the student loan system would be #1 thing..

but just forgiving debt doesn't solve any of the problems

>> No.18447198

>>18447141
This is true but fuck you for saying it

>> No.18447216

Greenboi

>> No.18447217

>>18447212
>>18447212
>>18447212
new

>> No.18447219

>>18447186
lol

>> No.18447226

>>18447182
The chart makes it look like a bad company to own shares of. Volatile tho so better to just trade options.

>> No.18447232

>>18447164
Nah, kids don’t want to go to community college. Plain and simple. All the little zoomies want the frat house 4 year out of state big campus extension of high school so they can party, do semesters abroad, and get the college “experience” instead of focusing on an education. If you go to Shit State Community College and transfer after 2 years to Shit State, college is completely affordable.

>> No.18447237

>>18447164
If banks only gave loans for majors and programs that are likely to provide a return on investment, the income for gender studies etc. will plummet.

>> No.18447262

>>18447179
Has he been right about the disease at any point leading up to this one?

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>>18447179
There is no "the" lockdown. There are thousands of different counties across the nation each with their own separate governance as per the 10th amendment. Some have already peaked, some are peaking now, some will peak later. Some will see another wave. It's going to be a slow process of rolling lockdowns, reopenings, and some re-lockdowns as this thing washes over the world for the next year or so.

The biggest delusion right now is that there is going to be some sudden "reopening" or "restart" of "the economy". That's what CNBC wants you to believe, that one day Trump signals the ALL CLEAR and suddenly everyone and their Grandma can pack into the movie theater to see Wonder Woman or whatever. Not gonna fucking happen.

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18447273

I made 25k off of SPY puts on the way down. What do I gamble it on tomorrow at open?

>> No.18447296

>>18445981
Been selling covered calls. Feels good.
>Buy stock I like on the dippy
>Sell call
>Overly bullish yolo gamblers gives me money
>When they finally win, their prize is to give me my premmies and have me sell them something at a profit for me.
>They "win" because they were right
>But I have been collecting preemies plus gains on the same stock for months.
Gotta love those gamblers.

>> No.18447305

>>18447179
Not really.

USA will have an active infected population on hundreds of thousands and spread rate is still the same. Without mitigation efforts, that number will do the same "double every 4 days"-trick again.

We need either the vaccine or a breakthrough in therapeutics.

>> No.18447337

>>18447237
“Income share agreements”
Are what you’re looking for. Similar to how private debt is valued and priced based on ability to repay, students have better loan options for higher grades, scores, Choice of field, etc

>> No.18447358

>>18447018
suck a dick blomberg shill

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>>18447018
>democrat NYC health commissioner telsl everyone in feburary that corona is a nothingburger and to go celebrate china in mass crowds

>niggers like you blame Trump

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>>18447141
shh

>> No.18447383

>>18447273
How soon do you wanna be paid? I'd sell vertical call spreads on Ford

>> No.18447553

>>18446970
What 3rd world shithole are you from?

>> No.18447615

>>18446970
and poor forever. based!

>> No.18447665

>>18446964
Yes definately buy calls, don't listen to these doomers anon

>> No.18447847

>>18447380
Trump was denying covid was issue into march. You can pick out tweets but anyone who isn't retarded dropped it by late feb.

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18447976

>>18446733
You misspelled 'Israel'

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>>18447976
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PUT THE CHOSEN RACE FIRST!!1!1 YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY HECKIN' AMERICANOS!!1!1!
Seething goycuck.