/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bumping superior OP.

>>18434264
First for total collapse tomorrow

Okay, this thread now? I'm looking into call debit spreads for tomorrow. Placing the call options all the way down the chain will net me the most premium, vice versa?

I like this thread better

>>18434315
>>18434426
Yes thank friends
organic non-shill threads always better

-1.22%

It's over

nico bully gf

>>18434426
I want to iku inside Miku

>>18434426
indeed

Some of the Data looks good

>>18434501
>Some of the data looks good

>>18434499
Oh no poor review brah!! I got a little stressed out just watching that! what the fuck?? And we know he's a very sensitive man with some anxious tendencies...
Know the story or got a link?

>>18434547
>>18434499
oh it's some sort of greenscreen magic
what a relief!

>>18434467
Whats this pattern called?

>>18434841
>>>/tv/

>>18434841
Faffing about on nothing volume. There won't be any sort of clarity from oil regarding reaction to deal until big money starts moving during market hours.

SHOUT OUT TO MUTHA LAND
12 YEAR OLDS WITH GUNS IN HAND
DET DONT AXE NO QUESTIONS NIGGA
ALL DEY DO IS BANG
BANG
BANG
ALL DEY DO IS BANG
BANG
BANG

>>18434875
I visited for the first time in a LONG time and they seem to be having a thread about chess?

futures are only barely down and big oil deal went through are we going to see a small rally tomorrw??????

>>18434426
hello fren

TROW is undervalued atm.

Cant to anything today, monday still holiday here

will actually have to do something productive

>>18434264
Excuse me, gentleman.
I don't trade stocks since I consider all money invested in something that is not Chainlink to be a huge waste of potential gains.
But I wanted to post in this thread anyway because my bully wife Nico is in the OP.

>>18435124
Or I can make thousands in stocks now and hop on chainlink once it finally begins the $1k EOY bull run

Lads we've been invaded by Pajeet shills.

It seems crypto is truly dead.

At what price do I buy RTX today.

63.50 and risk missing out or be safe and limit order at 64.70?

>tfw sitting in cash
Anything worth buying tomorrow? Futures down, volatility up...

Can one you smg bros help me... I remember reading about some kind of trade you can make betting on volatility... basically you'll make money if the price of an asset moves sharply in either direction. Maybe a bit like VIX. Anyone know of such a thing?

>>18435772
probably not
I'm probably gonna sell my semis and double down on my smallcaps short

please crash. i know so many businesses are going to ride through this easy street because fed dick sucking but holy fuck las vegas sands has to go below 35. It's not a fucking possibility it can maintain this rally after it gets shut for 3 months and is still paying employees in singapore, macau, and vegas and will suffer reduced business for months after shutdown if they get to open at all before June. What the fuck. Their credit is getting downgraded. They aren't going to get massive stacks of bailout because it's a fucking sin industry. why the fuck wont it crash bros.

>>18434264
Niko's gotta lower her butt more that way isn't going to do anything but give her a backache

>>18434841
LE priced in since trump first oil tweet

>>18435871
It's a sentiment thing. If most retail traders are short they are gonna pump it. Maybe we've reached a level where bears capitulated and we can short again but it's not certain.

going all in on SH. am i retarded?

there's no volume

markets are dead

>>18435531
just be safe. who cares about that one dollar difference

>not even 2 million cases
it's hoax
there were supposed to be dead people on the streets etc. - nothing happened

WHAT WAS THAT?

premarket doesnt mean anything right

>>18436187
premarket is everything
until the real market opens

>>18436187
Wrong.

>>18436104
dead people on the streets is a stupid doomer meme.

>>18436223
Unless you fuck it up like equador

Can you short earnings reports? That seems like it should be a thing.

>>18436252
buy puts on companies where you think the earnings report will be most desastrous if you wanna do that.

we need to re-open the economy today

>>18436260
No I want to bet against earnings projections. Fuck off pissant

>>18436252
actually dont do this. earnings can be delayed up to 45 days so you wont know when they come. on top of that, different companies present their shit at different dates

>>18434499
Context? Why is the sheboon chimping out at reviewbra

>>18436269
lol

>>18436274
Well that might be why I want to short that shit. Jew

WTF DO I BUY BIZ? IM LITERALLY BEGGING TO GET ROB

>>18436286
Got anything else or do stonks only go up?

>>18435845
Look up strangles and straddles

>>18436284
that's one of his babymamas
reviewbrah has very many illegitimate children that he will never pay a dime for because he controls the local justice system

>>18436274
How the hell do you backdate an expired contract that is 100%?

>>18436313
Thx bro

>>18436268
In your dreams fag

>>18435124
absolutely based and redpilled

>>18436315
>tfw reviewbrah’s daughter will not go out with you

>>18435871
>>18435927
it's not a sentiment thing you morons. The fed are literally buying the stock market through investment banks, that's what's driving the stocks higher. The market has always been manipulated but this is the pinnacle of it.

>>18436398
>The fed are literally buying the stock market through investment banks
That is not “literally” what is happening.
The fed is buying bond ETFs and pumping money into corporate bonds including junk bonds in that and other ways.

>remember Zuko, a nice cup of tea to warm ones belly on a cold morning is one of lives true pleasures. And it is also the best way to clam your mind so that you may face the day to come. Let us enjoy our tea together with these internet traders. Tea is always best enjoyed with interesting strangers.

>>18436420
they are also buying corporate debt in the open. Please explain how this is not like buying stocks but with a few extra steps.

>>18436466
>how is buying corporate debt different from buying equity
How are they the same?

https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/071415/what-are-differences-between-debt-and-equity-markets.asp

>Stocks are stakes in a company, purchased to profit from company dividends or the resale of the stock.
>Debt instruments are essentially loans that yield payments of interest to their owners.
Gonna sleep a few hours. Be back for the open.

andrew sorkin is a massive revisionist faggot

>>18436268
Ok trumperino

please market give me a dip

>>18434264
Anons keep splitting threads. /biz/ has lots of volume again now with such activity in the markets. Gonna need people to start saying ahead of time who is making a thread.

>>18436626
Joe is such a trump loyalist and hater of the young.

Sorkin isn’t totally wrong, I’m disgusted that Becky took communion in a crowded New York cathedral that late in the game. Cramer tried to warn on air and they were shutting him up. The network, and then Mnuchin himself called him off the air to stop alerting the public.

But yeah Sorkin is very cringe today. Actually I don’t know why I’m listening since joe and andrew annoy me so much.

I should just look at pictures of Becky until they get el-erian on.

WHATS GOIN ON WILL IT BE RED OR GREEN TODAY

bears status: trapped

ONE LAST TIME
How do I make bitcoin and gold worthless?
I am on a mission.
>t. NotJerome

>>18436695
Yes

>>18436700
seize gold, mine bitcoin on google quant computers

>>18436695
bloody red

I’m getting so sick of these retards who point to headlines and then make completely nonsense claims.

LET ME OFF THIS WILD RIDE

wsb retards status: trapped
uselss technical analysis: in place
fundamentals: strong
trump twitter status: pumping
comence ATH

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>18436694
>Sorkin isn’t totally wrong
Trump shut down China travel on 31Jan and got crucified for it. Andrew just had a vein popping chimpout that Drumpf didn't shut down the entire economy a week later, even though the first US death wasn't until late Feb. He's 100% wrong.

>>18436626
>>18436694
Joe is 100% based lately. Andrew is a whiny liberal jew. He says some smart things but now he is trying to rewrite history that it was obvious corona was going to be so contagious when every other disease wasnt.
>I’m disgusted that Becky took communion
Ah the atheist in you reels its head no wonder you side with the jew.

>>18436604
>>18436466

In bankruptcy stock holders get nothing. Debt holders might still get a payout.

Feels like shit losing sleep on a crab day

>>18436181
It's Jerome's pre open 3% pump. It happens literally every day. It's not opening red, how many bears are there still to get trapped.

>>18436691
Would have been enough to link to this thread at the end of the last one.

Why is the DOW pumping?

>>18436826
Yeah, unfortunately some simp made a new one instead of checking the catalog.

Not looking good for the near term

>>18436104
There would have been, had we listened to the likes of you.

>>18436833
Money printer goes brrrrr
Stonks go up

>>18436844
Priced in

>>18436833
Because that's what it does during this time every day. All nightly red has been a bear trap for 4 weeks now.

>>18436783
The problem is two fold: one you had experts in the government with no agenda saying in private to the president "shits gonna be bad"
And
You have the administration actively curtailing efforts early on wether it's limiting testing or telling people not to wear masks

>>18436844
Oil deal doesn’t start till May and there’s so much supply already that price is fucked for a few months.

Beyond which people are realizing fracking is not cost effective, so all that shale shit is genna go bust either way.

>Anticipated a red day and made a huge play into SQQQ
>Futures confirm my hunch
>Stay up all night watching, doing research and getting ready to make plays
>Futures now recovering of course

>>18436809
>Andrew is a whiny liberal jew.
True
>Joe is 100% based lately.
Completely disagree. He’s extra retard mode lately and complete Brown-noser, but I guess andrew makes him look comparatively good.
>Ah the atheist in you reels
Not because of that! Are you messing with me?? Because of the sharing wine and bread/wafers in a crowded room full of strangers!!

>>18436878
>he expects logic in the market short term
ngmi

>>18436878
U r gonna hav a bad time fren
What's your next play

>>18436878
Not sure what to tell you, Anon.
All signs point up.

>>18436809
>>18436885
Also look how he’ll shit on ANYTHING Mohammed says that isn’t bullish.

>>18436878
>Expecting Jerome to let it open red.

>>18436429
Based

>>18436783
Trump did nothing effective to stop the virus.

The only effort he took is was inline with his nationalist and tough on China policies, and even getting him to do that was like pulling teeth.

Trump is the revisionist. Lying and spinning tales to shift blame off himself onto others. Of course this is nothing new, this is standard operating procedure for him. He believes perception is reality.

What are you buyin'

>>18436885
>Because of the sharing wine and bread/wafers in a crowded room full of strangers!!
Digusted though? Rather strong word for someone who wanted to worship at the biggest religious holiday for their faith. I dont see anyone telling jews to cancel passover despite the corona virus starting in NYC jewish communities and transferred to florida and nj by primarily jewish communities.

>>18436912
I'd like some japanese animu

>>18436892
Worst case scenario I sell at open for a mild loss. Not sure what to go into, no matter how many times I tell myself its a clown market I keep forgetting

>>18436909
2 scoops
2 genders
2 terms

I like Trump more than ever

>>18436913
YES IF IN I AM IN CHARGE CANCEL PASSOVER AND EASTER AND ALL GATHERINGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET BURIALS OVER WITH QUICKLY NO TIME FOR FUNERALS BEYOND EXTENDED FAMILY. I’m not disgusted by funerals though that’s a tough one. But ANYONE getting together in rooms full of strangers to share food... that shit makes me want martial law.

Yes that disgusts me.

>>18436920
Yeah I know. This would be the shortest bear market in history.

>>18436933
Oops I meant beyond immediate family.

And that guy posting bait is partially correct. Yeah China travel ban good job. But why the fuck were we accepting planes full of people from Italy when it was already going up in smoke.

>MPC
>NET
>CARR
>RTX

Thinking about picking these up today. I see that oil is up only .44% right now, so maybe oil stocks won't moon today... Or should I just go all in even further on RTX? I already have +30 shares.

i have 1000$ cash atm, what do you guys think of CONN? Looks oversold might want to ride that boat

>>18436939
Goldman Sachs reporting that the bottom was already in

Yeah, I think we're gonna be OK

Is there any downside to having several accounts with different broker sites (different commissions for different markets, fees, etc..)?

>>18436930
For you lightweights out there who can only do 2 scoops
But I always gotta overdo everything. So 4 and a half scoops.
You gotta do at least 4 scoops COME ON. You wanna get big you gotta eat big. 2 times a day. COME ONNN

>>18434841
That my good anon is the dreaded Lithuanian Death Decline.

>>18436969
That D/E ratio would make me pause.

>>18436975
Oh, and i'd like to keep laughing at the people who say i'm a fool for buying GEO

isnt pumping the futures just asking for a big red dildo at market open?

>>18436977
Filing taxes become a pain in the ass.

Hey if Tesla's short to total volume ratio has been over 50% wouldn't their shares be worth nothing coz there'd be none to sell by now? Can someone school me on this chart or point me to the right direction? Please anon?

>>18436863
>experts in the government
The same experts said SARS would be bad and it never took off. This virus is a SARS virus as well so why expect it to be worse? And who are the 'experts' you're referring to?
>curtailing efforts early on
Testing wasn't withheld. It wasn't widely available and is just now getting ramped up. The problems were technical not intentional. And everybody including 'experts' said not to wear masks. Why is the administration supposed to reject that expert advice? Drumpf wasn't twirling his mustache in back rooms to "curtail efforts."

>>18436993
Maybe so, maybe not. It's best to just play volatility atm.

my average cost on UCO is 2.65
could somebody please do me a favor and tell me to just be patient

>>18436909
>"A virus from China spread all over the world and killed a bunch of people because Orange Man Bad"

>>18436972
Where?

>>18437053
>>18437006
You can ignore his ineptitude all you want. You can engage in whatever mental gymnastics you want to reenforce your world view. You can believe whatever you want.

>>18436909
>coronavirus is a trump manufactured racist xenophobic hoax nothingburger, that retard shut down our borders because hes racist. go out in crowded places and enjoy yourselves and dont fall for the anti chinese trump rhetoric!

>trump is failing to stop the ultra deadly pandemic world disease trump wont take it seriously he keeps saying its not real and the whole country is dying because of him not taking this virus serious!

ask me how i know you're a demoshit

>>18436993
There is nowhere for capital to go except stocks or storing it in a mattress
See my other post >>18436700
Its why there are all these weaker algos that are trying to buy everything at once. The volume's have been the worst in months. All the action is in the first 10 and last 10 minutes. Everything else is just pure noise. It's people playing shorts positions.

Is now the perfect time to invest my life's savings of several thousand dollars into government essential corporations that I know will be bailed out repeatedly?

>>18437075
>fucking Trump ineptitude bro!

>>18437001

Tesla will keep on rising. Its the best and most known eletric car and everybody wants one.

Price will keep on rising and will hit over 1000$ by the end of year. (Maybe longer).

Scared small time players will allways sell and buy no matter what. Big whales know whats up and hold tesla.

>>18436909
You fucking reddit commies know nothing. Fuck off, discord faggot.

>>18436993
Nope, if you consider futures your enemy they'll just fuck you next open.

bears are routing
the battle is over

>>18436909
>The only effort he took is was inline with his nationalist and tough on China policies, and even getting him to do that was like pulling teeth.
You're so full of shit. He closed the borders with china in january. He's acted fare more forcefully on this than most western leaders.

>>18437093
So..Boeing? They pumped their stock by ~30% with buybacks and then announced they might issue more stock which should also give ~20% reduction. There should be a diamond ceiling at 100 but the Fed will probably pump it back to 200.
What a clown world

>>18437098
t. eurofag

is this real? this can’t be real

>>18437112
Invest all of my earthly possessions into Boeing, got it.

>>18437099
The chart tho 99, help me read the chart

>>18437075
>You can engage in whatever mental gymnastics you want to reenforce your world view.
>leftist projection
Shocker. You're nuts.

>>18437112
>https://www.thestreet.com/investing/boeing-restart-limited-operations-financial-lifeline

Bullish or bearish?

>>18437075
Is r/wsb down or something?

ATTENTION RETARDS:

Newfags let me give you two pieces of advice:
1. Lurk more (you're embarrassing yourselves with your retard posting).
2. Use google.

If you do not follow this advice you will NEVER make it.

>>18437116
demcrats are the scum of the earth, of course its real.

https://youtu.be/tNflR2Ia7Hc

>>18437058
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/goldman-sachs-abandons-its-bearish-near-term-view-on-stocks-says-the-bottom-is-in-2020-04-13

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

PRAISE JEROME

>>18437116
It's real
t. also euro

>>18437150
Time to round up the goyim for another fleecing

>>18437152
You make it sound like there was ever any doubt. It's the same 2-3% pre-open pump every single day.

>>18437149
>libtard mental gymnastics in 3... 2... 1...

>>18437132
They have negative sales still with the 737 Max. Their starlink contract is a disaster and it seems obvious that SpaceX can do it effortlessly, much cheaper, and more robustly. The KC-46 contract has screwed the Pentagon and revived issues from the ol' DC-10 days.
McDonnell Douglas doesn't build planes. They build schemes to get GIBS.

has anyone sane really expected a drop today? both the volume and encroaching inflation are bullish factors

also we had a flattening of corona curve during the easter

>>18437180
now theyve switched their playbook to blaming Trump for being too slow and not reacting hard enough. its all so tiresome

>>18437175
I don't know if I hate the media more, or the people who believe it without a doubt

>https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/covid-19-fashion-industry-impact/
>Covid-19 Has Decimated the Fashion Industry: “we expect a large number of global fashion companies to go bankrupt in the next 12 to 18 months.”

how can we profit from this? any publicly traded global fashion companies?

F for all the bears

>>18434499
how old is reviewbrah anyway? Hes got that look where i cant tell if hes 16 or 45

>>18437214
S

>>18437192
No it's just bears from a month ago thinking they can save their puts from expiring -98%. It doesn't have anything to do with Corona, it's just inflation.

>>18437116
Yep. Back when the govt was still pushing the nothingburger narrative, these retards took the bait.

/smg/ had already decided the 2 parties were wrong and that this was a something burger. And now people are trying to fling shit over who was the most wrong.

HOW WERE WE STILL ACCEPTING ITALIAN FLIGHTS IN FUCKING MARCH.

>>18437175
>op ed
It’s nothing.

>>18437217
P sure mid 20s

>>18437205
Depends on what is meant by "fashion". I think you go for the retail stores and, depending on their demographic, malls.

When is the best time of day to buy stocks? Obviously not right at open nor right at close.

https://youtu.be/KxWQywIuhhA

>"the virus is nothing to worry about if you are under 50 and have no underlying health conditions. we cant shut down to undue fear" - democrat nyc mayor deblasio

>>18437230
>>op ed
>It’s nothing.
You don't understand how the "liberal" media works. They don't really publish opinions that they don't agree with.

>>18437246
give me some ticker symbol ideas.

winner chad bear:
>seen corona crisis from mile away
>sold in February for cash
>bought back in after 23rd of March

loser chad bear:
>OH SHIT IT'S CORONA
>OH SHIT EVERYTHING IS FALLING
>EVERYTHING IS RED LET'S SHORT IT

>VIX starts increasing
>/pol/ shitposting increases
>>18437247
What time frame? I have been DCAing in some of my long positions on Friday before the last about 30 minutes.

One more hour until my big Boeing purchase starts paying for my early retirement.

>>18437248
Holy fuck, that is what passes for journalism in America? Poor Trump. I hope he is vindicated when all this is over.

TFW EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN

CLOWN MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18437262
AEO, GPS, JWN, URBN, MW, GES, PSUN, ANF

>>18437269
>What time frame?

Anywhere from open to close, I suppose. I was thinking of going all in around 10:00 AM. That should be enough time for the autist traders to calm down.

>>18437278
I think "never trade the news" has been a slogan for decades now matey

>>18437278
haven't learned you lesson yet?

racist orange hitler closed the borders to china! dont fall for his racist propaganda, come out to celebrate in a crowd of chinese!!!

IT'S GREEN

what was THAT

>>18437149
jesus fucking christ... i hate how im using the word "clown world" more and more frequently now.

I'm nervous to buy in guys, I've got 50k in cash but I don't know if it's a good time to buy back in.

Was Trump's announcement of the oil deal really a good thing? I haven't been able to get a feel of what people think at all.

>>18437272
American journalism is basically like slightly watered down British tabloids. It's basically just like those minus the "Was the Queen impregnated by Aliens during a secret mission in Nazi Germany?????" types of articles

>>18437291
thanks a lot, any of those stick out in particular? making a watchlist with all of them regardless, see who's in a downtrend.

>>18437272
the propaganda machine of the left is very strong. thats why Trump uses twitter so much. its literally the only way for him to communicate to the public without MSM garbage

I want to give a special shout out to opec for cutting the production and basically making me a ton of money.

>>18437293
I mean how long do you want to hold your positions?
If you want months to years then Friday as I said or you can wait until the VIX calms the fuck down. If you want hours to a week then you want to set that position at Monday like everyone else setting a short position will be doing. Sell by Friday.

>>18437312
i literally put a spread of 100k on a bunch of bluechips and will be cashing out in 2 years

if you're nervous, just throw a dart anywhere and cash out after market recovers

>>18434499
Bump for backstory.

>>18437325
But I also don't want to miss out on cheapies like RTX and MPC.... Does DCAing actually work, or is it a boomer-tier meme?

>>18437329
Why cash out?

>>18437318
I know nothing of fashion companies other than they share a lot of the cycles of most other retail. I don't know what I'd make of them right now. Considering what happened/is happening to major department stores like JC Penny's and Macy's I'd look at their debt. Store space is not cheap.

>>18437324
are you going to sell or hold your oil stocks? i cant decide if i want to sell MRO and XOM since they pay good dividends. and XOM will be back to its old self in a couple years, probably 20 dollars/share higher by next year

>>18437348
Hold you fucking retard.

>>18437296
What a tolerant and diverse society free of hate and model for the rest of the world

>>18437341
Anyone who tells you that they can catch the falling knife is crazy. Its used as shitposting here.
Again and again with investing as opposed to trading the smartest play (by average) is to average over the market. That includes diversifying your portfolio to reduce the possibility of major losses and diversifying in time.
Most stocks are bargains right now but the question is if we can ever truly return to that ATH. DCA won't give you the bottom but it also won't give you a "top". Just set a timeframe and go with it. Remove the emotional aspect of it. Just commit to it.

>>18437356
To be fair, now foreigners of every kind are banned from entry anywhere in China and are treated like sick rats.
The Chinese are legitimately convinced that the virus came from the West and avoid any contact with a non-chinese. To the point of blatant racism

bears wake up and are in for a shock
kek

I have 9k in on WTI and it's up 7% already. I truly might actually make it on a year or two if I just hold

>>18437356
Gotta love chinks

>>18437387
we'll have our day

JPOW is waiting for the bears at market open

>>18437394
i thought WTI was being liquidated soon

>>18437381
what a fucking clown world we live in, i swear.

>>18437404
>I'M HERE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7sBsBHdCk

Lads I'm too scared to short anything.

>>18437404
He has switched the printers from stun to kill.

>>18437348
I had my goy buy me USO call options Thursday. And it looks like I'm still getting fucked the price is still going down.

>>18437150
lol. Figures. Goldman have been the mist bearish gloomy doons this entire crash. Then one day, for no reason at all, 360 walk away we bull now.

>>18437425
yeah ive got 4 calls on USO that have been sucking ass i hope todays news gives it a pump i just want to dump these already, too risky for my taste. did you get $3 calls?

>FUTURES TURNING GREEN
BOBO BTFO
>FUTURES TURNING GREEN
BOBO BTFO
>FUTURES TURNING GREEN
BOBO BTFO
>FUTURES TURNING GREEN

>>18434462
this didn’t age well

Does anyone even give a shit about price discovery or market microstructure? This is ridiculous, its literally just the Fed pumping everything by printing money wtf

Can someone share the link for MSNBC? I lost power in a tornadoes last night and my bookmarks are on my desktop :(

STOP TALKING ABOUT FUTURES IF YOU AREN'T TRADING FUTURES CONTRACTS IT DOESN'T MATTER OTHERWISE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If we open just one single day red it’s over, I’m too scared to rely on JPowel and Donnie if he was so smart how come he didn’t prevent this

>>18437474
I'm actually buying/selling CFDs on future prices

>>18437342
buying house with my wife in the future
we saw a good opportunity to invest to return a good down payment

>>18437451
I went with May 8th $4 calls

>>18437439
>they're using an unemployment argument AGAIN.
It's a great fucking lagging indicator when the fucking state doesn't close down the fucking businesses leading to layoffs and furloughs. These people should get canned - how can they be so fucking stupid? I keep seeing this from EVERYONE. They have no idea what the fuck unemployment is in terms of the business cycle and must have looked into a book of indicators and said...
>ah-ha! this one is in the news, lots of people got laid off
>wow, it's lagging!
>that means it's all good goys
the markets can rise to holy hell and back, but i want these people making this argument to get slapped around.

This is going to $30 when Trump gets re-elected

>futures almost green

>>18437480
Maybe Orangie wanted us to realize how dependant we are on Chynah.

Do you feel it boys? The pump is coming

>>18437483
post your trades, at least that would be more interesting than OOOO and AAAA tier posting.

>>18437487
Your money would be better used in the market desu.

Cramer saying things are not so bad, things are settling and recovering, and stocks should go up from here.
Inb4 blood red Monday

dude if bizonacci will miss on this meme opportunity......

Is it too late to invest in oil stocks like MPC and MRO?

>>18437512
Idk man. He's right 49% of the time.

>>18434319
why tomorrow?

>>18437516
I thought he an heroed?

>>18437542
fake news, where you heard that?

Bear cucks missed the bottom lel.

>>18437424
quality

>>18437516
>bizonacci
he's dead
last that we ever heard of him was when he worked in some dark Amazon warehouse

>BUY GME
BUY GME
>BUY GME
BUY GME

>>18437547
I just heard it a bunch here

Are we crabbing towards a slow burn downwards or a slow corona "recovery" upwards?

>>18437356
Man this bugs start a apedemic that infect the whole world then blame everyone else for it.

>>18437553
i dont think he would end himself and put his bitcoin wallet under the last video

>>18437521
Buy wti senpai

T minus 15 minutes to green futures

holy fucking shit

we're really going green
IT'S GOING FUCKING GREEEEEEEEN
my 20x leverage almost fucked me and got me liquidated at the dip, but I didn't sell

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

>>18437560
The first is what we would have had. But hyperinflation from infinite QE, so far, is going purely into the stock market.

>>18437394
Kek

Come on bears! Show me what passes for fury among your misbegotten kind!

holy SHIT THAT FUCKING CANDLE
WE'RE MOONING BROS

>>18437564
Behold the glory of communism.

>>18437576
What's wrong with that anon?

>>18437571
Post proof

>>18437381
Sounds familiar

>>18437464
Price discovery is a journey, not a destination

>>18437470
>MSNBC
U wot

Futures already up

It will rally all day and then close +4%

but i can't buy with literally 6 gorillion unemployed and the entire economy shut down

fuck this shit

>>18437554
can someone explain the GME meme to me, I always see a couple people in every thread shilling gamestop. Is it a joke because its a corpse of a company that no one should ever invest in?

is trump's sub-100 iq bullish or bearish?

>40% MGM
>40% CCL
>20% LVS
how can i lose?

why are Chipotle shares so expensive?

>>18437601
>Can't buy
Stay poor

>>18437602
It's a joke that the '08 recession man had in his portfolio as of the start of this year as one of his biggest positions.

>>18437602
No joke, sir.

>>18437605
tfw you squash centipedes

>>18437610
>bear
he already is lmao

>>18437610
well, fine
I don't want to buy

>>18437598
Sorry meant cnbc but I found it.

>>18437576
Anon, please tell.me why WTI is a bad idea? Genuinely curious

>>18437606
Why don't you buy NIO AND CHK if your so set on loosing money

>>18437605
Bullish. That means he don't overanalyze and overthink stuff and just jumps right into it (in this case infinite money cheats)

>>18437605
Democrats are so retarded that they have been getting dabbed on for five years straight by a man they claim to believe is a drooling incompetent retard

>>18437607
its a huge successful company that makes a lot of money

>>18437635
seething

>>18437605
if you took the name of trumps tweets it would look exactly like some mentally retarded /pol/nigger

>>18437602
Anon GameStop will moon this year trust me buy up at least 1k you'll thank me later

What do you think of my conclusions TA niggers?

>>18437635
Kek

>>18437658
Needs more Feigenbaum constant

>>18437591

>South Korea plans to send kits designed to run up to 600,000 coronavirus tests to the U.S. on Tuesday after an appeal from President Trump.
AAAAAHHH SAVE US KOREA

>>18437658
eh, the steeper upward channel doesn't tell me anything.

>>18437542
Hi anon, I’m still here.

>>18437669
Uhhh

>>18437673
Did the US already run out of test kits?

>>18437571
>20x
What the fuck is wrong with you, you degenerate gambler?

>>18437645
Feel free to go home to reddit anytime retard

>>18437673
>usa number one!!!
>suck korean dick to get testing kits
bullish as fuck

>>18437682
Ghosts aren't real.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we are back! Adamantium titanium diamond encrusted support

>>18437691
mad?

>>18437689
I fucked up - but if i win I will never do this again

They are really edging out that green. Come on, it's not going down there's no risk.

>>18437691
>muh super secret exclusive internet club
>le reddit fags xd
>based god emperor trump
>libcucks btfo

>>18437640
a gay company for faggot californians, got it

>>18437705
So if you lose you're going to do it again?

oil getting ready to dump again

>>18437267
You didn’t short on the way down? You don’t like free money?

uhh guys?

>>18437705
>if i win I will never do this again

>>18437708
daily chart looks so-so imo.

>>18437571
>20x leverage
I have to admire the balls on people like you, if nothing else

>>18437658
Zoom out

>>18437111
It spreads in US before January. Closed border didn't stop it.

with x20 leverage it's basically like this for me:
>S&P goes over 3000 - I'm a millionaire
>S&P goes under 2700 - i get liquidated and lose everything

>>18436667
>>18436667
>>18436667
>>18436667
>>18436667
CONTINUE HERE

>>18437723
fuck should I put a stop limit....

New thread when you guys feel like it:

>>18436667
>>18436667
>>18436667

>>18436878
Why not use SDOW

glad I bought some TRGP shares on April 3rd

>>18437705
I mean, i leverage 4x in crypto which is equally idiotic if not more so, but even i know that 20x is suicide running.

>>18437683
no?

>>18437456
fake and gay im lierally watching it live

>>18437330
it's fake, look at his hair

>>18437607
everyone i know avoids it like the plague, im not sure who buys food from them given their food safety record but im guessing its mostly homeless people

>>18437420
remember that Trump made the corona task force in January while being distracted by the impeachment sham, meanwhile all news outlets did pic related

>>18437766
The future with deepfakes is worrying.
Anyone with basic abilities can deframe anyone for whatever reason, or without one.

>>18437356
Uhhhh....based???

>>18437744
I did. Just in case. I break even and keep buying gold stocks.

>>18437736
unironically This. need to be able to see market structure and support/resistance levels. also it's in an uptrend that is losing momentum, if you wanted to enter you'd probably want to try for at or near the EMA(21).

>>18437819
deepfakes will either cause chaos or set us free

>>18438004
or rather, first it'll cause chaos but after everybody is aware it will set us free