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>> No.18413071
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Meme Trifecta: RTX, NET, BAM

>> No.18413082

>>18413066
Dividends are your fren

>> No.18413084

How much is the market going to immediately dump upon market opening? Another circuit breaker maybe?

>> No.18413085
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You oil bros closed your positions thursday/mid friday yes?

>> No.18413097
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LCI

>> No.18413105

Reminder: you may get permanent lung scarring even if you don't know you have COVID-19

Here's some stuff from the lancet, I'm not 100% sure how to interpret it when they say "asymptomatic patients with COVID-19 pneumonia."
> The evolution of the disease on CT is not well understood. Shi and colleagues reported the presence of unilateral ground-glass opacities in a subgroup of 15 asymptomatic patients with COVID-19 pneumonia, substantiating previous anecdotal reports that asymptomatic patients could have CT changes before symptom onset. This finding suggests that CT is a sensitive modality with which to detect COVID-19 pneumonia, even in asymptomatic individuals, and could be considered as a screening tool—together with RT-PCR—when a patient has significant travel history or has had close contact with an infected individual. Furthermore, CT might be a particularly important screening tool in the small proportion of patients who have false-negative RT-PCR results. Shi and colleagues also showed that the lesions that were present in asymptomatic individuals progressed to bilateral diffuse disease with consolidation at around the first to second week after symptom onset.9

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30134-1/fulltext

>> No.18413114

>>18413105
thanks but this is stock market general

>> No.18413116

>>18413084
+5 gap up at least. People with fresh Trumpbux will go in to make more.

>> No.18413126
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>>18413085
Loaded up on USO puts. Im ready for the dump.

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>>18413097
LCI to $60

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>>18413085
Nope. Entered Thursday afternoon on the sell off when Mexico started dragging heels. Will add if Monday is gap down.
>inb4 deal isn't gonna happen
>inb4 deal happens and goalposts are moved to deal doesn't matter cause muh storage

>> No.18413152

>>18413105
Flu doesn't harm your lungs thank God. It just kinda does something who knows what.

(it damages them too, same with pollution)

>> No.18413163

Damn Canada is right there in her asshole

>> No.18413188
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is it just me, or is the game of stock trading just about finding good entries, and risk management? it's weird how it's impossible to be right 100% of the time but ultimately what dictates whether you're successful or not really just comes down to how much you lose when you lose and how much you win when you win, and then comparing that to your overall winrate. this is also the hardest part of trading, overcoming the psychological turmoil inflicted on the vast majority of people whenever they lose money, getting to that mental state where you don't see single trades but you understand your edge and all you're doing is grinding it out over and over and over like a robot.

>> No.18413203

>>18413188
Yes. It's that you want what numbers you buy to go up and not down. You solved it.

>> No.18413222

>>18413114
yes, and last thread there wear a number of people calling this an idiotic boomer meme and staying they've never even had the flu so they'll be fine.

Getting sick of these threads having idiots who think they understand this virus we've only been aware of for less than six months.

>>18413152
the regular flu? maybe not, I don't know about that.
But survivors of COVID have demonstrated decreased lung capacity and increased lung fibrosis. Medical imaging has shown cause for concern.

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>>18413222
checked

tmdx to $80 eoy btw

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>>18413188
Yes?

>> No.18413250

>biotech bagholders
Basically shitcoiners

>> No.18413252
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How should I vote, savanon?

>> No.18413253

>>18413203
no, the numbers will go up and they will go down, that's unavoidable. you just want your equity curve to stay in an uptrend, to put it another way, and you do that almost purely by only ever risking 1:1 or better on every trade. what fucks so many people up is that they hold on to losers way too long hoping it will go back in their favor and end up losing way too much, and cut their winners short, thus fucking up the ratio.

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it should be green monday morning since the oil deal went through right

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>>18413188
>is the game of stock trading just about finding good entries, and risk management?
Yes. That's the gist of all strategies whether you define your entry in a fundamental way by concluding your chosen thing is undervalued relative to growth potential or on TA thinking thing is near bottom, is trending upwards and will continue up etc.

>> No.18413286

>>18413245
okay maybe i should be more specific i guess. risk management over a large sample size of trades is all that matters, everything else is just kind of bullshit. all of the analysis both fundamental and technical is just there to give you better odds than if you flipped a coin and chose to go long or short.

>> No.18413288

>>18413237
That’s a man

>> No.18413291

>>18413222
yes, regular flu can cause the same ground glass opacities...

>> No.18413300

>>https://twitter.com/business/status/1249080068296638465?s=20
>>There’s been a spike in coronavirus cases at meat plants in the U.S.

Wasn't there someone who posted here that mentioned his meat packing plant was essentially pozzed? This has to be a coincidence.

Any meat farms or companies I should buy

>> No.18413313
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hahaha vls go pew pew

dividends go brrrrr

>> No.18413320

>>18413300
BYND?

>> No.18413321

>>18413271
>since the oil deal went through right
Deal is very close but not finished just yet. You'll know one way or the other by Sunday evening probably.

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>>18413313

>> No.18413325

>>18413271
It might normally, but it was great gains (cereal time) last week. People want to take profits if it is going down.

>> No.18413329

>>18413282
yeah but ultimately it doesn't matter what your entry is, what matters is what your risk to reward approach is. the analysis just (hopefully) gives you more wins than loses compared to choosing long or short at random. what im realizing is that the single thing that dictates whether you succeed or fail in this business is what your risk to reward is, and every trade has to have a preset risk, a hard stop loss, and hopefully a target price where you at least scale out some of your position.

>> No.18413346
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His fat yield and divvy (0.52 x 4) is rock solid and secure. He'll be there for you over the long decades ahead. In these dark,depressing, and shat times ain't it nice knowing He's got your back? God knows, things can change in a flash, hell for all you know you could walk in your house to find divorce papers laying in your favorite chair come Monday afternoon. Ain't it nice knowing no mater what shat life tosses at you, He will be there paying out that divvy?. The Govt has tried to meddle with Him in the past, He gave them the middle finger and told them to kiss his ass. He told the activist investor group to go to hell, if you notice, they've moved on to other places. He's withstood it all, while other companies have cut divvies to the bone, His divvy is intact and strong. So buy Him now and let drip and time do the rest, come retirement time you'll be set.

>> No.18413382

>>18413346
>you could walk in your house to find divorce papers laying in your favorite chair come Monday afternoon
would you have to give away half your dividends?

>> No.18413393

>>18413116
They said people won't be getting trumpbux until Wednesday though

>> No.18413397

>>18413271
proposed oil deal isnt meeting people's expectations. saudi arabia and russia are dancing around only 10% cuts. its possible the deal will go through, but wont meet bullish optimism, causing a slight dip. and then people will want to take their profits and go home, and then itll fall farther, and then suddenly as it falls everyone will remember we're heading toward a recession and more waves of corona, and monday might be bloody red.
this market is so irrational that the slightest shift can become a spike
then itll randomly bounce back

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How fucked am I on Monday?

>> No.18413402

>>18413329
true enough, however, long hodl fundamentalists tend not to use stop losses and instead take lows as opportunities to add to their positions.

>> No.18413414

>>18413066
First time in /smg/. Since I have very little money, I reckon I can take much bigger risks with the little money I can spend.

What's the most volatile shit I can buy?

>> No.18413428

>>18413414
if you want to go crazy, sell options. thats the way to consistently print money, if you're willing to take infinite risk

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>>18413066
uh oh, this is pretty lewd
That weird german incel might report you and announce he's reporting you, be careful!

>>18413346
>to find divorce papers laying in your favorite chair come Monday afternoon
Sorry Mr.T(babies)

by the by, you should really do some research into how stock splits and reverse stock splits work, you've been giving out some very bad information,

>> No.18413432

>>18413414
GUSH

>> No.18413433
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>Stocks are going up
>Unemployment claims are also going up

>> No.18413434

>>18413414
>What's the most volatile shit I can buy?
Usual for that is biopharma memes. Everything is volatile now though.

>> No.18413438

>>18413414
Options. You'll lose money and do it quickly

>> No.18413441

i had $1000 where do i throw this in, my life is in your hands

>> No.18413442

>>18413414
That is dumb. Don't listen to anyone here. Just buy KO and forget about it.

>> No.18413454

>>18413393
Some have them, in any case we aren't going down until that money is in.

>> No.18413455

>>18413414
Leveraged VIX ETFs (TVIX, UVXY, etc)

>> No.18413463

>>18413414
trade some ATM SPY options

>> No.18413467
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>>18413441
unironically RTX, trust me dood, dramatically undervalued defense blue chip, 50%+ upside, no risk, literally cannot go tits up

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>>18413442
gotta diversify breh
add some PEP

>> No.18413470

>>18413382
depends. If you bought Him before you got married and didn't add her name to your brokerage account nor transferred any money from said account to any joint accounts that you both share then under the law she can't touch it. Now if you got married, dumped money from the joint account to the brokerage or the brokerage to the joint account, you'd be screwed

>> No.18413471

>>18413455
Options on leveraged ETFs
ftfy

>> No.18413483
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>>18413433
So?

>> No.18413486

>>18413471
>options on margin on leveraged etfs tracking VIX futures
do you want to lose $3000 of your initial $100 investment? because that's how you do it

>> No.18413501
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>>18413454
Then I guess Jerome successfully fucked my puts.
DDS 22.5 Put when it was at 24.5, then they fucking pumped the market again...

>> No.18413506

>>18413486
buying options, you cant lose more than you put in. rights, not obligations.
i personally think >>18413414 should sell options, if he really feels he has nothing to lose

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>>18413486
>options on margin on leveraged etfs
what could go wrong?

>> No.18413515

>>18413486
>>18413506
fuck i missed the word leverage
you're right. he could lose $3000 on $100
he should do it. you cant win if you dont play

>> No.18413517

>>18413414
>Since I have very little money, I reckon I can take much bigger risks with the little money I can spend.
the mind of a maniac

>> No.18413520

>>18413506
>selling naked calls on UVXY
we have money losing down to a fucking science

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>>18413501
hope we get a green dildo

>> No.18413525

>>18413483
>stocks go down, unemployment goes up
>stocks go up, unemployment goes down
soooo hes right?

>> No.18413531

>>18413431
Nah, I ain't divorced, nor have I ever gone through such an ordeal. My wife, she don't care much for material things, thank god. I got lucky, in more ways than one. Yeah I know the reverse split, the value of my investment stays the same, just fewer shares. But still kinda sucks.

>> No.18413552

>>18413525
Look what happens in 2009.

>> No.18413558

>>18413286
Risk management is one of the most important "tools" for you to become a successful trader, that's common knowledge amongst people that can actually trade. But when it comes to indicators and all that it fully depends on what kind of trader you are. For me, 99% of indicators out there sucks ass and are completely useless

>> No.18413560

>>18413132
Deal happened amongst the other participants but the terms are crap and literally aren't anywhere near what was needed. This is already set in stone. The question is only if it will be 0 production cut or purely symbolic production cut. Investing in storage is OK but, it turns out, not perfect. Tankers might be more solid.
Buying oil at this point is perfectly fine as it's guaranteed to go up in the long term, but don't bank on profiting early.

>> No.18413563

>>18413525
Unemployment goes up, earnings go down, divvies get withdrawn, stocks go down.

>> No.18413566

>>18413552
>stocks collapse
>unemployment rockets up
Bruh can you even read your own chart?

>> No.18413571

>>18413105
>with COVID-19 pneumonia
>pneumonia
Operative word, retard. There are symptoms, just not cough. It might even further suggest that covid has strictly nothing to do with this.

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>>18413566
Do you play midnight basketball?

>> No.18413577

>>18413563
that all sounds bullish in this market

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>Implying a US president is going to allow US oil major profits to be endangered

Enjoy the discounts while you can

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>that one time Fox had someonne on named Mohammed
I love that this maria lady (pretty gross looking for a fox anchor) keeps putting on her glasses whenever she needs to look smart. Glasses are one of those things that really do fool people into thinking someone is smart.

>>18413531
>still kinda sucks
it does suck, because it's usually a sign that things are going to get worse

Well that's good about the wife. I remember we had an anon here talking about his marriage falling apart because he had too much money inn stocks and his house was wrecked by hurricane damage or something, very weird sad story.

>> No.18413603

>>18413402
Acceptable risk usually scales with position timeline. If you go long-term HODL, you are basically accepting infinite risk, whereas if you daytrade, even 1% risk might be too much depending on how many assets you have.

>> No.18413606

>>18413590
and whats he gunna do about it? subsidize oil industry??

>> No.18413619 [DELETED] 

>>18413402
I'm one of them. I will buy a stock once in awhile and swing trade, but I have only been buying recently.

>> No.18413625

>>18413606
Yes?

>> No.18413627

>>18413606
jerome is going to purchase the entire US oil industry.

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>>18413571
>Operative word, retard
so you're asymptomatic if you're not coughing? I'm not sure that makes any sense but I'll do some more reading.

I'm still not going to stop being cautious just because I'll survive. I'd like to be able to run, lift, fuck, etc. for as much of my life as possible.

>> No.18413632

>>18413606
0% forgivable loans.

>> No.18413635 [DELETED] 

>>18413606
Our military uses oil if you didn't know.

>> No.18413640

>>18413606
Zero interest loans and tax write offs to curb output temporarily. They'll spin it as "carbon credits"

>> No.18413643
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>>18413602

>> No.18413649

>>18413531
But a few of my friends have gone through it, pretty much the only people who win in such maters is the lawyers and the soon to be ex. The lawyers get rich, the ex gets half your shit plus a nice monthly check from you (if you got kids) for 18 years. Then to top it off you get to see your kids for only certain times as dictated by the court. Fun times.. So yeah shit like this is why you always wear a party hat before you bang some girl. Even if she claims "I'm on the pill", wrap it up anyway.

>> No.18413667

>>18413628
What they mean by asymptomatic is that you don't have the vacuum-condition covid symptoms (cough, fever) as opposed to not having any symptoms whatsoever.
You can do whatever you want my dude, ultimately there's no harm so long as you don't do something particularly retarded, like refuse to reenter society after the storm has passed because maybe there are asymptomatic carriers still about (this is still up to you, but you're harming yourself in that case).

>> No.18413670

>>18413640
>>18413635
>>18413632
>>18413627
>>18413625
if the government subsidizes every industry would that be closer to socialism or communism?

>> No.18413678

>>18413670
Who cares? Welcome to the Trump era. Anything goes.

>> No.18413683

>>18413670
...Yes?

I don't see what you're hung up on here

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>>18413628
Oh shit. I just realized. Bernie is the contemporary Ralph Nader.

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>>18413628
I swear the retards in my cohort would fall for this a third time.

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>>18413066
>3dpd white roastie
Disgusting.

>> No.18413705

>>18413126
As a mining engineer this made me audibly laugh

>> No.18413719

>>18413694
I wonder if he will actually run again in 4 years though, seems a bit weird if he would

>> No.18413729

>>18413126
>shorting oil at 23
It's not going lower. The opec+ meeting wasn't a failure. They're cutting 10 million bpd until the next meeting. I wouldn't be surprised if oil reaches 30 next week.

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>>18413126
My biochem major wasn't a waste, I swear!

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>>18413126
>I bet these guys use the pick end for smashing, not for prying
REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18413752

>>18413719
Bernie had a heart attack this run. theres no way he can do it again. hes just too old.
i suppose he might try anyways, and wreck another election

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>>18413729
>It's not going lower.

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>>18413602
lol nigga looks like they've been forcing him to drink all the oil they can't sell until he resolves the crisis

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>>18413670

>> No.18413771

Place your bets anons, when do we reopen? Schools bars etc. extra points for the reopening of cruises and concerts.

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>tfw bought the dip
>tfw covid wasnt even a nothingburger, it was a nothing bagel bite

>> No.18413789

>>18413731
benisite

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*ahem*

motherFUCK normies.

Thank you.

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>>18413788
holy shit based

>> No.18413813

>>18413729
*boker face* :DDDDD

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>> No.18413830

>>18413126
buying oil puts NOW is the most audacious /biz/ move. godspeed anon

>> No.18413833

>>18413813
>>18413755
>brainlet bears
>>18413800

>> No.18413841

>>18413799
saved

>> No.18413850

>>18413799
i was doing the ethical thing by continuously losing money on options

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>>18413573
>just ignore that the market dropped 50%
Maximum autism. This is why you are fucking retarded. Stupid cunts like you just lie to yourself that you're smart when the truth is literally sitting on your face.

>> No.18413863

>>18413833
omg tedd gruz :-DD retweet some more porn on twitter :-dDD

>> No.18413867
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Should I go all in on JNUG or some kind of gold stock?

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>>18413799
>fuck normies
Roasties too.

>> No.18413871

>>18413854
Tell us again how much money you've lost so far.

>> No.18413877

My horizon is 25 years, where to put 15k?

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>>18413871
>get BTFO
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Seeeeeeeeeeethe little piggy!

>> No.18413927

>>18413752
Outside of that though.. I think people will just grow tired of him if he keeps on running every election, even Bernie has to realize this or maybe he's after the free millions, it could be that I guess

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>drink half bottle of rum and no even feel anything
what am me becoming

>> No.18413934

>>18413877
unironically S&P 500
buy in gradually. a little bit whenever it feels right.
if your investment plan is that longterm, dont stress trying to time it perfectly. the reason /biz/ is obsessed with timing bottom is because we need money NOW

>> No.18413942

The first day we gap red on this run is going to be a spectacular drop, I've mumu'd my way to a good position but now I wait. Bobo will own this week.

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>>18413928
A real mensch.

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>>18413928
>what am me becoming
an alcoholic?

>> No.18413956

>>18413934
i dont need money now i speculate because i like quick gratification.

>> No.18413966

>>18413956
if you want quick gratification, options on leveraged ETFs

>> No.18413973

>>18413428

Only selling naked calls is infinite risk and brokers aren't letting you do that unless you have a ton of money in the acct

>> No.18413974
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18413974

Reminder that siding with bulls is the same thing as siding with boomer parasites
You're not a boomer sympathizer, are you?

>> No.18413982

>>18413973
thats why you "transfer" money into your robinhood account that you don't actually have. and you sell your calls while robinhood is attempting to process it.
2d chess old boy

>> No.18414005

>>18413934
Thanks, previously I had a lot in MSFT and SCHG as I'm with Schwab. I'm hoping that's relatively safe long term as I move more into what you're suggesting.

>> No.18414006

>>18413966
nah thank you. i would only consider options when im like 99% sure something will pump in the near future, and i would only buy vanilla calls.

>> No.18414060
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18414060

>>18413703
>3D
Also disgusting

>> No.18414067

>>18413934
By this you mean buy something like VOO?

>> No.18414079

Who rules the market? Big money or ordinary people? People are bullish, but big money predict big fucked up

>> No.18414086

>>18414079
Master Blaster.

>> No.18414088

>This is My commandment, that you love one another, just as I have loved you - John 15:12

>> No.18414089

>>18414005
schwab has a mutual fund called swppx that's extremely low-fee

>> No.18414092

RTX bros are you ready for the Crammer pump next week?

>> No.18414096

>>18413982
whatever happend to that guy that put 2k into robinhood but then pulled it out of his bank account? i'm betting he put it back in

>> No.18414101

>>18414089
>>18414005
sorry specifically a S&P500 tracking index fund, is what I meant
>>18414086
TWO BULLS ENTER
ONE CRAB LEAVES

>> No.18414118

>>18413942
Yeah we'll gap down 3% to fuck some longs and then we'll still end the week +12% to completely fuck those expiring puts.

>> No.18414137

>>18413934

Why not just but a collection of stocks and avoid the .15% fee for the etf

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>>18414092
Cramer's pump is irrelevant because a few percent today is nothing compared to doubling our money in a year

It'll be nice to see green line go up though

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>>18413974
Reminder siding with bears is siding with jews and others who hate america and hate God.

>> No.18414166

>>18414137
I'm retarded but what I was saying >>18414101
is that schwab's s&p index fund is like 0.02% fee, if anon is lazy that also works

>> No.18414172

>>18414092

I got in before the merger; basically picked up RTX shares at 48

Feels good

>> No.18414180

Where is money going?

Cash
Shiny Rocks
Bonds
Stocks
Real Estate, commercial and non
Local businesses / small businesses

Stocks will rebound first huh?

>> No.18414189

>>18414166

That's actually legit. Why better than SPY. Does TD have anything like that?

>> No.18414196

I'm in canada which one is the one to trade for Raytheon there is two symbols

>> No.18414197

>>18414189
not sure, I think vanguard has similar though

>> No.18414198
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18414198

>possibly no Trumpbux until Wednesday

Since it takes a few days for TD Ameritrade to withdraw money from my bank account, should I try deposit money into my TD account right before open on Monday? I should have Trumpbux by the time the bank withdrawal processes.

>> No.18414207

>>18414198
are you seriously trying to trade money you can't even afford to float for a day

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18414208

>>18414160
>Easter Worshipers
Democrats are literally demons. They cannot even think about the Lord.

>> No.18414220

>>18414197
Vanguard is VOO and Schwab is SCHB or SCHG?

>> No.18414226

>>18414207
I've put all my savings and rent money into the stock market. Everything.

>> No.18414228

>>18414207
time in the market

>> No.18414236
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18414236

>>18414180
Not investing in missiles.
NGMI

>> No.18414239

>>18414226
chaos is a ladder

>> No.18414249

>>18414160
Quite the opposite.

>> No.18414251

>>18414226
>>18414207
I put everything into investments too.. Most the time I don't have much money in bank.. all in crypto and stocks...

Cash is trash

>> No.18414256

>>18414220
VOO sounds right but the schwab one I'm talking about is SWPPX, schb looks like its 0.03% and not exactly s&p500

>> No.18414268

>>18414198
>and people say we won't gap up on Monday.

>> No.18414271
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18414271

>niggers getting btfo by the chyna virus
holy based china needs to become the world leader

>> No.18414272

>>18414251
this

holding cash is retarded for anyone under 50 right now. At most you didn't time the bottom and have to watch it go down for a while.

Odds are, over the long haul, you make the right choice buying stocks/indexes. If you don't like winning odds idk what you are waiting for.

>> No.18414285

>>18414226
>>18414251
hello landlord, yes I'd like to pay four months of back-owed rent based on book value of this worthless stock
>>18414272
this nigga doesn't have $1200 to float, if his car breaks down he's financially ruined, there is no "long haul" lmao

hell do what you want, just thought it was funny

>> No.18414300

>>18413441
Jus throw it in OKE. Natural gas only goes up.

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18414305

honestly if you aren't buying oil right now... you might be legitimately retarded

>> No.18414311

SWPPX - is the S&P 500 fund. SWTSX - is the total market one. Both have low fees, both pay out a divvy annually. I'm in both funds.

>> No.18414313

What are people projecting in CARES 2 package?

250 billion + for the small business stuff
more money for states/counties
maybe some infrastructure spending
Maybe another $1200 to each citizen

>> No.18414318

>>18414226
puts on amc, short term calls on some airlines like luv and dal since stimulus terms are being hashed out soon. calls on oil and gas since oil production cuts.

can't go tits up (except it might because I'm an idiot so don't take this as advice)

>> No.18414322

>>18414305
Idk how many barrels i'll be able to keep in my garage tho

>> No.18414323
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18414323

>Luke 23:42-43
>And he was saying, “Jesus, remember me when You come in Your kingdom!”
>And He said to him, “Truly I say to you, today you shall be with Me in Paradise.”

>> No.18414332

>>18413467
It's movement closely follows BA, it'll pay sure but it's going to be a long choppy road to returns. EADSF has about the same return potential with less drama. If you didn't buy in at the dip it's not really that interesting though, we'll see if it drops again which it probably will.

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18414333

>>18413467
screw it, I'm buying some come monday. tired of sitting on cash and missing these sweet gains.

>> No.18414346

Is buying high and selling low classic /biz/?

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>>18413703
insectoid plastic rice mixers

>> No.18414371

>>18413606
>and whats he gunna do about it? subsidize oil industry??
putin is getting north stream 2 and MBS is blackmailed by stripping off the US military from his shitcunt.

>> No.18414377

>>18414305
tfw no big ancap khazar milkies

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>>18414323

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>>18413771
May 4th

>> No.18414391

>>18414196
>there is two symbols
Which? I only see the one. RTX.

>> No.18414394

>>18414311
This is where I get a little lost, I'm 100% in SWYMX right now in my Roth IRA. Is that for the most part the same as SWTSX? I was thinking of getting into SCHG for something with more headroom for growth.

>> No.18414401

>>18414333
Short term, go ATVI - once they start doing press releases the're going to obviously be positive and their stock took an over reactive dump after some game announcement but their profits haven't faltered. Look at what happened to NLS.

Long term stick to FAANG minus Apple and NFLX. Most assured bet but you have to wait it out a few years. Honestly most other moves have already happened and you should keep cash on hand because a continuous rise to the over inflated 2020 levels is utterly ridiculous. We are already back at 2019 levels, I'm not saying it's going to plummet but be patient.

>> No.18414405

>>18414348
>asians make better white women than white women do
>men make better women than white women do
are you seeing a pattern?

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18414442

>John 8:7
>When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”

>> No.18414471

>>18414401
Why minus apple?

>> No.18414483

>>18414471
AAPL is generally pretty crappy stock desu famalam. Look at eps. Look at yield. Look at historical moves. It won't go to $0 overnight but that's the only good part about it.

>> No.18414487

>>18414442
>jesus was a simp

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>>18414405
That all shitskins try to be white. Your point Supreme Gentleman chinlet kike? What next, going to spam nigger porn when asians fuck them at higher rates?

>> No.18414504 [DELETED] 

>>18414305
Nah, we are back in January levels, would you buy then? But calls will make money.

>> No.18414514

what is all the money on the sidelines thinking?

Imagine having cash since 2019 and holding through march not even DCAing in.

What the fuck is wrong with people

>> No.18414516

>>18414471
Yes their balance sheet is ridiculous but I think there are better deals. People aren't going to be running to the new iPhone anytime soon so their earnings report probably won't be that exciting. You'd be buying it just to buy it. But Google and FB I see weathering this storm w/ minor volatility and are on sale in the long run.

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>>18414401
I love Overwatch, but I'm not sure about investing large sums in Blizzard. Maybe I'll buy a couple and see how it does. I have about 2 months of savings to invest, so I'm not too worried about the market tanking in the coming months, because I'll just keep buying stocks as the paychecks come in.

>> No.18414539

>>18414514
Like is there something I'm not seeing.

>hold cash
inflation and printing out the ass will fuck you
>real estate
boomers are dying and non-investors aren't buying right now

hmmm

Why do people hold cash / bonds right now?

I know there is a fuck ton of cash out there but.. why do you want something depreciating at all time high rates?

>> No.18414540

>>18414514
They are thinking that buying now is worse than 2 months ago. Jerome bought all the cheapies so now you are buying the stocks you dumped 3 weeks ago for about the same price.

>> No.18414545

>>18414496
that pic reminds me of the meme with the ugly tranny going "oh god that's so me" about the cute anime girls (boys), anyone have it on them?

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>>18414496
>Supreme Gentleman chinlet kike? What next, going to spam nigger porn
>this is the rtx shills
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pathetic
You also sound like that loser who freaks out whenever anyone questions trump's wisdom. That you too?

>> No.18414558

>>18413085
Yep, the pump was priced in at trumps tweet, should have dumped then but made a decent gain dumping early afternoon Thursday peak

>> No.18414574

>>18414516
I don't understand how goog is under 1300

drone business booming and they are leaders in the tech
waymo improving
all their tech shit is great
online business booming, youtube at all time high viewership with the producers still working while everything else is closed

.. No one is producing entertainment besides goog in the viewership category

>> No.18414587

>>18414540
You still have to buy

Jerome is taking your cash % each day kek

Not investing is worse than investing.

You aren't "safer" in cash. You are fucked and know it.

2 trillion + cares 2 is going to fuck you more

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18414596

>Matthew 27:25
>And all the people said, “His blood shall be on us and on our children!”

>> No.18414606

>>18414394
>SWYMX
That's what they call a total portfolio. The other two funds I mentioned are strictly U.S stocks. The one your in has U.S stocks, non U.S stocks, and bonds all rolled into a single fund. The thing with that type is that as the years tick up to 2050 it dumps your gains more into bonds. Your fees are more due to this. Your performance is also uh restricted, maybe 6%, compared to a S&P fund's higher rate. But any losses are lower to in cases of market shits like now than in the S&P fund. So it's a trade off thing.

>> No.18414612

>>18414496
Why are asians so ugly? And always with a slightly decent looking white guy in these pics. He is probably a dork but seems clean and decent looking.

>> No.18414623

>>18414574
Your first problem is you don't know anything about google except PR, which means you have limited understanding of how they are seen from the b2b side, which in turn impacts everything.

>> No.18414629

>>18414612
>Why are asians so ugly?

genetics.

>> No.18414655

>>18414587
That's assuming we're going to see inflation of the dollar, which we aren't seeing yet.

>> No.18414663

>>18414623
kek

yes, ad spend is down

Idc, if the market share is growing and more people than ever are using the service. I'll value it like a tech company and wait some quarters. High PE matters little to me if we are looking at permanent changes to behavior that benefit goog.

>> No.18414684

>>18414531
It might not be trending but I guarantee you all games are seeing high volume, and they own a bunch of game companies I'm not really a big gamer anymore but I think being pretty objective about it, video games are just as much an obvious play as NFLX is and NFLX is certainly being appreciated. Also historically it's a $60 stock that's still being traded at that price today. Even with a bull trap I'm not worried about it. TTWO is another one that's smaller but I'll buy that when I start hearing whispers about GTA.

>> No.18414702

>>18414663
my guess is people cut the cord on their TV and have 0% chance of cutting their internet

>> No.18414717

>>18414574
>>18414663
Google makes nearly all its money through ad services bro. Everything else they do is a money sink. If less people are buying advertisements, then Google is fucked.

>> No.18414729

>>18414717
Good balance sheet
1-2 quarter time scale is for dividend companies
If the world is transforming towards goog's strengths long-term I have full confidence.

>> No.18414743

>>18414684
Also Soros bought a shit ton of it back in Feb.

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>>18414346
Yes. Ask the anime posters.

>> No.18414750

WHAT ARE THE BEST CANADIAN COMPANIES THAT PAY DIVIDENDS? I don't wanna buy American stock

>> No.18414757

>>18414750
REITs, Enbridge

>> No.18414762

>>18414750
>buying anything owned by a l*af
ngmi

>> No.18414771

>>18413071
>NET
have you not seen what a catastrophe hcaptcha is?
don't worry, you will once hiro implements it

>> No.18414773

>>18414717
True, they might be able to use the higher viewership as leverage to keep ad revenue up though.

>> No.18414784

>>18414750
BPF.UN
T (telus, not at&t)
PTG
RY
LB
BNS
AD
POW
Several others. Use tradingview's stock screener or something.

>> No.18414786

>>18414773
google play store..
youtube
etc

It's fine. It might not be a blowout few quarters but they are totally stable.

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>>18414596
More please

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18414793

>Luke 22:48
>But Jesus said to him, “Judas, are you betraying the Son of Man with a kiss?”

>> No.18414795

>>18414786
You really are a special kind of retard huh.

>> No.18414799

>>18414795
kek

Going to short goog?

>> No.18414802

>>18413346
Yeah T is a comfy hold at the $28 level I started picking them up on. Hoping all is well with you and the Mrs and that you gtfo of ONTX before you get hosed.

>> No.18414803

>>18414762
investing in foreign stock feels like fucking shit in leafistan unfortunately

>> No.18414805

>>18414773
Google only partially controls the price, they key to their success was having advertisers bidding against each other. If there are few bids, then the same ad space costs less. If Google changes this, it could be disastrous. Youtubers have already sen their revenues plummet.

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>half the US deaths are in new jersey and new york
bullish as fuck

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>>18414810
>tfw live in massachusetts

>> No.18414835

>>18414810
we're still way too low on the death numbers to truly kick this bull market into gear
I need to see six figures

>> No.18414839

>>18414810
Don't forget California is lying about their numbers. They aren't even seriously testing.

>> No.18414851

>>18414839
they aren't testing for death?
that isn't priced in...

>> No.18414860

>>18414750
The banks are all at like 5% yield right now, buy equal weight BMO/TD/RY and you'll be fine.

>> No.18414861

>>18414851
Why test a dead guy? He died from death obviously. Nothing to do with corona-not-from-china-virus!

>> No.18414862

uhhh guys...
I thought the curve was flattening why are daily increase in cases at a new all time high?
Over 500k confirmed cases and 20k dead.
I thought it was just a flu and it was over.

>> No.18414880

>>18414861
bros... anyone else miss the "Chinese Virus"? Sad.

>> No.18414881

>>18414862
They will be saying "we reached the peak" for the next month or two.

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18414889

>Matthew 21:9
>The crowds going ahead of Him, and those who followed, were shouting,
>“Hosanna to the Son of David;
>Blessed is He who comes in the name of the Lord;
>Hosanna in the highest!”

>> No.18414891

>>18414881
How many silver coins and cans of food do you own?

>> No.18414900

>>18414880
Don't worry. War with China soon.

>> No.18414901

>>18414795
They make a hundred billion dollars a year dude. They have hordes of billions in the bank. Until the internet is revolutionized it's a continuously profitable company. Let's say this pandemic gets momentously worse, ad revenue goes down - well then may as well short every company that runs ads as well. Is it going to net crazy profits? No but its earnings are steady and it's the safest stock maybe besides AMZN you can own in 2020.

>> No.18414911

>>18413771
next year after the second wave this fall

>> No.18414913

>>18414862
Shhhh no, the curve is flattening, buy oil, nothong burger is gone by 1st of may

>> No.18414922

>>18414880
>https://thehill.com/homenews/media/492340-bill-maher-defends-calling-coronavirus-chinese-virus-mocks-ted-lieu
>HBO's Bill Maher on Friday defended calling the novel coronavirus the "Chinese virus," arguing that "pretty liberal" scientists "have been naming diseases after the places they came from for a very long time."
>The remarks from the "Real Time" host come after President Trump had repeatedly referred to COVID-19 as the "Chinese virus" but stopped doing so late last month.
>"Scientists, who are generally pretty liberal, have been naming diseases after the places they came from for a very long time," Maher said Friday night while broadcasting his weekly show from his home in California.
>"Zika is from the Zika Forest, Ebola from the Ebola River, hantavirus the Hantan River," he added. "There’s the West Nile virus and Guinea worm and Rocky Mountain spotted fever and, of course, the Spanish flu."
>"MERS stands for Middle East respiratory syndrome," the host continued. "It’s plastered all over airports, and no one blogs about it. So why should China get a pass?"

>"This is about facts. It’s about life and death. We’re barely four months into this pandemic, and the wet markets in China — the ones where exotic animals are sold and consumed — are already starting to reopen," he later added.

bullish.

>> No.18414928

>>18414810
Its literally all jews too for most part. Bergan county in NJ is all jews and it started there from NY.

>> No.18414929

>>18414861
The opposite is happening as well though. They are applying the virus death to everyone suspected with no confusion which inflates the number. Italy did as well. The woman in trumps presser had admitted they were doing with a very liberal approach and counting everything. We're not even at a weeks worth of death from the average year.

>> No.18414931

>>18414558
Why, thought oil would go up monday

>> No.18414932

>>18414268
Looking like a gap down right now. Probably green as hell close

>> No.18414945

>>18413066
Id like to slide into Sweden.

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>>18414862
This virus is what each country makes it to be.

>> No.18414957

>>18413771
Too early to prevent a 2nd wave

China locked down Wuhan for months, none of the states have what it takes to keep it enforced that long

>> No.18414965

>>18414957
We can only hope

>> No.18414968

>>18414949
Didn't Equador's government also decide it was a nothingburger?

>> No.18414971

>>18414949
So the mass graves are just a staged event?

>> No.18414979

>>18414929
>California is over reporting
>Only 630
And China only has 3000 deaths. LMAO

>> No.18414981

>>18414949
Sweden
Japan

>>18414971
Actually, yes. Total Deaths are down.

>> No.18414988

>>18414981
>Total Deaths are down.
Well no, actually the are the highest they have ever been.

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18415005

>Matthew 6:24
>No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.

>> No.18415008

>>18414981
>Almost 2k in a single day, most every seen throughout this epidemic
>They're down guise!

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>>18414988

nice IQ you got

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>>18414750
fix your cucked country first

>> No.18415019

>>18415008
7500 a day is the average...

>> No.18415025

>>18415005
bro can I ask a favor?
no more NIV please
/smg/ accepts KJV or DRA translations only

>> No.18415030

>>18414968
This graph isn't about reality, it's about the government having the ability to not give a fuck and chug along. People can be dying left right and center but it's the government that decides what you are going to do tomorrow, if you'll go back to work or stay at home.

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18415031

Guess the race and girth of the people in the boxes.

>> No.18415033

>>18415011
that's the most up to date info btw

the increase from covid can't touch the decreases from less all other causes

>> No.18415034

>>18414929
Cumulative deaths from all sources is up massively in NY so any extra they count is probably being offset by those that die at home and are never diagnosed

>> No.18415035
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>still have to wait another day for futures to open

>> No.18415042

>>18413071
Rtx isn't a meme

>> No.18415044

>>18415011
>deaths per million per year
that sure isn't total deaths you retard

>> No.18415047

Was there a presser or anything today? I had to do a night shift and haven't seen any news all day.

>>18415030

>> No.18415056

>>18415030
true enough...
Really glad not to be swedish or japanese for once

>> No.18415057

>>18415031
bro those boxes are full of Epstein trial evidence and shredded Luckin Coffee financial statements
there are no bodies in those boxes

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>>18415044
yes

you got it right

it's DEADLIER THAN EVEEEEEEEEEEER

>> No.18415063

>>18415011
We are talking about total COVID deaths. Not total annual deaths. Obviously people on lockdown cannot drive off cliffs or head on into cars.

>> No.18415064

>>18414901
Virtually every major stock is safe. The question is if goog is going to look good compared to everything else in the short term and the answer is it won't. It will hover around its level, rising with the market but not outperforming, perhaps even slightly underperforming. It has nothing new and profitable, all it has is ads. Nobody believes goog will go down so it won't go down like a brick, but that's just psychology.

>> No.18415066

>>18415047
No presser today. Tomorrow for sure who cares if it's Easter the futures are more important.

>> No.18415067

>>18415008
The total isn't even an weeks worth of average deaths. Now where you social health card goy as the drone scans you. The woman with trump admitted they are liberal with their death count as well and throw anything in there without verifying. The average pneumonia deaths are lumped into the count.

>> No.18415070

>>18415060
bbutbutbutbtu

but butbu but

VBBBBB BUT

THE SCARY MEDIA NUMBERS

OH NO

>t. someone who has never read statistics on anything in the united states before

scared of school

>> No.18415076

>>18415056
being japanese or korean would suck because you spend your life competing with a bunch of 110-120 IQ super-tryhard kids for 30k salaries
plus being small and weak and small pp

fuck that lol

>> No.18415077

>>18415070
>>18415060
>weekly deaths
I don't think you understand what the word "total" deaths means, especially in the context of a disease. it sure isn't all-cause mortality per week lmao

>> No.18415090

>>18415063
what about total covid deaths?

It has a long fucking road to beating a bad flu season in deaths.

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He's growing stronger.

>> No.18415103

>>18415077
So you mean over X years?

Can we compare it to how many flu has killed in the past 10 years with no lockdown if we go total and not weekly?

we gonna cherry pick the peak and extrapolate?

>> No.18415104

of course deaths from car accidents are going to be down, probably heart attacks and other stress related conditions less likely to be "triggered". Even regular flu deaths should be down because that's not really "in season" and doesn't have the period of asymptomatic transmission and shit.

>>18415076
yeah... I guess that's true

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>>18414684
Thanks for the tip. I'll pick up a chunk then.

>>18414743
BVLLISH

>> No.18415130

>>18415103
you said total deaths are down, some other guy said they are at their highest, which is a priori true, now you're just sperging out, nice reddit spacing by the way

>> No.18415146

>>18415014
I'd love to run the country. I'd never get support though cause my center right views make me a nazi in the eyes of the socialists that make up the majority

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>>18415035
>longed the fuck out of oil right before close on thursday
>after hours closed right as the opec deal was secured
>everything i longed jumped up a little bit just before after hours closed
>waiting to see what the fuck happens when futures open has been agonizing
It's truly been the longest of weekends. I hope I didn't fuck up and long a bunch of cash into the clown market and a deal actually makes it crater in futures and on monday

>> No.18415162

>>18415042
RTX is BA (and to a lesser extent EADSF). Not sure why everyone is so uppity. Look at their graphs side by side, they are symbiotic to air travel. Long term play - sure but risk vs reward is the same.

>> No.18415173

>>18415060
This graph has been debunked. The graphs tail always looks like that no matter which month you pic because deaths aren't constantly updated. Next update this dip will have moved to April as more March deaths are added.

>> No.18415177

>>18415130
It was about "mass graves".

All-Cause Mortality in USA is down. Hence demand for total graves is down.

The idea we have a grave shortage in USA is stupid.

>> No.18415192

>>18415077
Who the fuck cares about total deaths. Obviously total deaths are going to go up, you have to look at the curve silly goose. Look at new confirmed cases. Very simple.

>> No.18415196

>>18415155
OPEC cuts are token cuts that don't fully address glut in supply. You might get wrecked depending on sentiment

>> No.18415206

>>18415031
Add a black and white instagram filter and see who believes it's a holocaust photo

>> No.18415212

>>18415155
you know you can just look at futures and see that it kept dumping. you're fucked.

>> No.18415229

>>18415192
New cases isn't a good indicator because testing per day doesn't increase anymore. Even deaths aren't helping because they don't test the unconfirmed dead. Hospitalizations is the only thing you can use and that barely because people now stay and die inside than go to the hospital.

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>>18415155
>no doubt Powell's buying market index ETF's in dark pools
Yeah lets just make shit up and say it's "no doubt" happening. Makes a lot more sense than questioning our own biases and misperceptions of the market.

>> No.18415256

>>18415229
this entire post is super fucking bullish
I love it

>> No.18415270

>>18415155
Oil will return no matter what. Just relax and buy more. I dropped 20k on oil and I'm not sweating

>> No.18415279

>>18415064
Everything else is not safe. Retail isn't and that's a pretty large spread. Restaurants. Travel. There will be BK's. The gov't is going to be heavy handed, okay. But there will be companies that will be gone in a few years and others whose stock prices will hit the dirt.

If you're looking at the new and profitable, then by definition you're speculating and it's not a safe stock. Also Google has the unlimited bankroll to buy the new and profitable and ensure it's new and profitable.

>> No.18415310

>>18415306
>>18415306
>>18415306
new

>> No.18415367

>>18415229
Obviously there is going to be a % for error with the reporting. I don't want to go down any rabbit hole's of cover ups or what not. Break it down if you look at all the data it seems mortality is ~1%, even if you increase it 100% to 2% it's not very interesting considering typically what kind of shape those dying are in.

>> No.18415544

>>18415367
Probably more critical than the death rate is the astronomical hospitalization rate at a 15 tucking percent of confirmed cases.

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>>18415270
thanks anon, this made me feel much better. I put 15k into oil trying to make a quick buck gambling on the deal but you're right. No matter what it's going to turn a profit, I just may have to hold for longer than I expected

>> No.18415933

>>18415031
Hand digging for a photo op. Fuck the media.

>> No.18416412

>>18414079
The FED is flooding corporations with cash, buying their debt. Mom and pop shops will lose but not the choosen ones!

>> No.18416589

>>18414514
I was trying to dc in but I just say traded / held pump and dumps for day or 3, made
3600,
Would
Have been better to buy March 18
And hold long but 20/20

>> No.18416692

>>18413253
And yet cutting losers too quickly and holding onto winners forever doesnt work either

>> No.18416736

>>18414684
ESPO is an ETF that has ATVI and TTWO just saying.