/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18409793
Trading crypto or stocks. I’m guessing you’re retarded though so you have no idea of how to even approach a trading strategy that will minimize your exposure while hitting your $100 goal.

>>18409793
dress like a cop and fine people for corona virus stuff
ask for 50 bucks each to not fine them

>>18409793
that's a man

>>18409793

>>18409812
trading crypto or stocks means that I can't cash out. If you use a platform like coinbase, you'll get charged way too much whenever you cash out 300-400 bucks

>>18409812
>I’m guessing you’re retarded though so
top kek

>>18409793
online poker during friday saturday after midnight

>>18409863
Thanks for the suggestion. Might consider it actually.

>>18409793
thats a man

>>18409793
craigslist ads

>>18409863
Why after midnight??

>>18410213
Most of the opponents will be drinking desu

>>18409793
gross

>>18409793
you could start crossdressing and doing onlyfans stuff too

>>18409846
Yes you can cash out retard boi. Open an Interactive Brokers account so you can minimize your fees and not get charged for withdrawals.

>>18410213
drunk people?

>>18409793
I unironically make about $30-40/hr doing amazon flex

>>18410241
>you must be gay or a jealous straight woman

>>18409863

Implying you can earn $15/hour playing poker without first spending months of practicing

>>18410317
Practice with virtual chips then

>>18410277
>>18410230
I'm not bad at poker, what's the best online service to play with if you're using real money? What amounts of money are you dealing with?

>>18409812
stfu with trading crypto you retard. he wants to make serious steady money, crypto doesnt give you that and you know that, fucking retard.

>>18411059

Pokerstars is by far the most popular pokersite. It has the best interface and the most players/tables, this also means the competition is top tier. Less popular websites will have a slightly weaker playerpool.
A good player will be happy to earn, on average, 5 big blinds per 100 hands, after rake (the cut the poker client takes). I play just short of 100 hands per table per hour. So if you're playing 2 tables at the same time, you're hoping to earn 10 big blinds per hour. So if you want to earn $10 an hour, you'd have to play at tables with $1 big blinds. This means you're sitting at the table with a $100 stack of chips. Due to variance and sheer bad luck even good players can sometimes have days where they lose several buy-ins, so you have to have at least $1000 in poker money you are willing to put on the line.

>>18411523
Yeah those are the kinds of numbers I was envisioning. I think if I had a couple thousand to burn already I'd jump on it but I can't risk losing hundreds at a time right now.

>>18409793
Sucking a dick every minute for $1. Rinse repeat until you reach 10hrs. 60mins×10= 600 tax free dollaroos a week.

>>18410307
THAT'S A MAN, YOU HOMO.

>>18409793
Too bad that’s a women

buy chainlink

>>18409793
I NEED HER/HIS NAME RIGHT NOW

>>18410793
Virtual chips is nowhere near the real thing. It’s as different as online poker and live poker is.

This is the dumbest advice ever. Gamble? Trade crypto? Are the people here all 14?
Take it from someone with life experience - you will lose money, not gain it.
Do a job that earns cash.

>>18411523
>you'd have to play at tables with $1 big blinds.
You’ll go broke in less than a month if you do this with no experience. Beginners start at .01 big blinds and slowly work their way up - and their lose their bankroll multiple times before they break even. At $1 BB you’ll face degenerate gamblers who live for this shit, know how to play, and will rob you blind before you even realize you are naked and fucked.
If you want to spend months on end practicing, rage quitting after losing three times your monthly earnings in a month, and study whenever you are not playing - be my guest. If not, try a real job.

>>18413304
>after losing three times your monthly earnings in a month
I meant your monthly earnings in a night, but you get my point

>>18409793
Under lift

>stocks not free

robinhood is free m8

>>18409793
>$100 in 10 hours
get a minimum wage job

>>18410198
Thank goodness