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18392350 No.18392350 [Reply] [Original]

How do I get a gf that doesn't want to suck up all my time? I swear every girl needs constant attention and assurances. Like get a hobby please.

Honestly are there protitues that pretend to be your gf full time, let you fuck, but don't nag you? How expensive are they?

>> No.18392365

>>18392350
That's a man

>> No.18392367

>>18392350
BABY WANT MILK MILK

>> No.18392369

Their hobby is (you)

>> No.18392403

mogged

>> No.18392423
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18392423

>>18392350
This is now a mog thread

>> No.18392441

Are you Dick Unabomber ?

>> No.18392443

Just fuck em and ask for space larpcuck

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>>18392423

>> No.18392474

>>18392350
Good lord man. I haven’t dreamed of a threesome in years but...

>> No.18392493

>>18392350
those milkers about to pop off her goddamn chest!

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>> No.18392518

>>18392350
>Honestly are there protitues that pretend to be your gf full time, let you fuck, but don't nag you? How expensive are they?
Yes. About 1k a day

>> No.18392529

>>18392350
>not wanting a gf that actually wants to give you merc dime blowjobs 3 times a day
what are you, some kind of fag?

>> No.18392546

Anyone else see these ridiculous sized titties and immediately get turned off because you know they are fake and this vapid cunt got them XXXL on purpose? I’m not totally anti-fake, but when they are enormous and obvious it’s a turn off to me.

>> No.18392554

>>18392350
>wanting to put your dick in the same hole as every other guy in town
you might as well be sucking all their dicks yourself, literally no difference
what a cuck. paying for a prostitute is the ultimate cuckery

>> No.18392576

>>18392466
The envy, ugh gets me hard

>> No.18392585

>>18392494
She (he) is just a fatass. Nothing sexy about those floppy sacks of shit

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>>18392585
happy now?

>> No.18392777

>>18392350
Hmm hhmmmm name please OP

>> No.18392792

Most anons want a fuck doll to dump semen in. Not a gf.

>> No.18392893

>>18392350
You don't, incel.

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>>18392466

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>>18392350
Women are all whores you want you all to themselves, so they start wanting to spend time with you 24/7 and to keep you from all your other friends.

>> No.18393090

>>18392792
p much h this. But mainly i dont want used goods or shared goods.
for $2k i can get a brand new nevabeendunb4 virgin silicone waifu as hot as anything you could imagine

why would i want some roastie thats already had 27 dicks in all her holes, + baggage and assorted stds?

>> No.18393099

>>18392350
holy shit
I just spaced out staring at those for like three minutes
I miss high school
I miss young sexy bodies
WAHHHH

>> No.18393135

Be Gigachad then they will chase you even if you refuse to give them more than 30 minutes of your time a week

>> No.18393169

>>18392350

2 men

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>>18392350

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>>18392423

>> No.18393233

>>18393220
Classic

>> No.18393263

>>18392350
>>18393016
>>18393170
I love you Biz never change

>> No.18393362

>>18392365
you're a man

>> No.18393437

>>18392350
non virgin know that shape >>> size

>> No.18393460

>>18393437
Agreed and those tits won't age well but they look fucking hot bursting out of that shirt

>> No.18394175

>>18393437
>>18393460
s/o/i the post.

kys in minecraft trannie.

the truely high testo patrician prefers huge tits in any form no matter if they are saggy or not. a woman is a woman.

>> No.18394558

>>18393220
I'm sensing that some of the pixels in this photograph have been modified.