/biz/ - Business & Finance

how the fuck is this even real

so many people are gonna get rekt its gonna be fucking beautiful

jumped in on DAL lads

mr prime minister 4 lyfe

>SPR hit my sell at $24
>used the money to buy more Cloudflare at $22
>Raytheon still on moon mission

Just woke up, we Priced in?

>>18373267
Why is that?

WHY IS PLAY CRASHING

>>18373267
I see it coming too my man but I'm dipping my toes in to scalp with tight stop losses.

GIVE MTDR YOUR ENERGY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18373267
>sniff
Yup Bear Cope

>>18373271
Random twitter person citing a facebook post... the most reputable of sources.

Who else bought UCO?

I'M A GENTILE BUT I PLAN ON MAKING SO MUCH MONEY IN THIS MARKET I WILL BE PURE BLOODED ISRAELI BY THE END OF 2020

BASED

BASED

>>18373277
blind delusion that it's only up from here

Nothing makes sense

Is shit recovering now or are things gonna drop again?

>grandfather loses his savings when the commies take over, huge crisis
>father loses his savings when the commies leave and porky takes over, huge crisis
>i lose my savings because of a chinese flu and a brrrrrrrrrrrrr printer haha xD

Oh my fuck. Oh my fucking fuck. My fucking. Fuck. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
I AM
FINANCIALLY
RUINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>18373271
somebody give him some food

NO OIL DEAL
>NO OIL DEAL
NO OIL DEAL
>NO OIL DEAL
NO OIL DEAL
>NO OIL DEAL
NO OIL DEAL
>NO OIL DEAL

>>18373277
Because of retards like these guys >>18373283 >>18373302
who for some fucking reason still wants to bet against the market

>>18373281
I think they just announced they are closing until the virus is over

THIS DIDN'T AGE WELL DID IT "THERE WILL BE BLOOD"

FUCKING PAY UP YOU SLIMY DOG. YOU THINK I'M FORGETTING AFTER THE SHIT YOU GAVE ME THE PAST TWO DAYS?

I'm pumping EQM RDS FANG EPD TOT BP.

Should I buy XOM?

>>18373312
SOURCE
>SOURCE
SOURCE
>SOURCE
SOURCE
>SOURCE
SOURCE
>SOURCE

When are we gonna hit ATH lads? I'm thinking June

>I sold oil yesterday

>>18373312
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethe Bobo

I'm debating whether or not it'll be time to sell my SQQQ bag at eod to cut my losses
I just don't want to kick myself if come Monday it does actually go up

Is Bojo OK?

>>18373294
>doubting based walter
watch it show up in your feed 10 minutes late

Hi, biz, im new to investing scene and so far my favorite part is
r/investing/
Im reading the threads and the sentiment of the average poster there :
He wanted to time the bottom. He bought in on all the "omg this is terrible disaster" media hype, like a redditor always does really. As a result, he missed the bottom. Now he's like a Jew waiting for Messiah, 2k years after the Lord came and left. He is now making increasingly hysterical threads reassuring himself and scolding the market
>this is insane and detached from reality
>bulls are delusional, and the real crash is definitely yet to come, g-guize

I like when people online are flustered by the world not going their way. It makes me smile.

You guys, on the other hand, spend whole day just trying to bait me into buying whatever obscure crypto currency youre hodling , and thats gay

SPY back to October 2019 prices ahahaha. Nice "recession" bears. Hope you don't catch the flu going around. I got it and missed 2 days of work and got to sit home for 2 weeks. Biggest overreaction to a flu in history. Hahahaahah. Right after I recovered I bought SPY calls. Flu is no big deal I was barely sick lololol.

>>18373321
Is a deal confirmed?

>he doubted based Jerome and QE unlimited
hahahahahahahaha

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Saudi-Arabia-Could-Cut-Up-To-4-Million-Bpd.html

Oil news is not positive. Sell the bump

OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL

>>18373331
why though?

>>18373303
Love WTMMP

I’m fairly new to this, and the gambling attitude so many of you have is sickening. Instead of buying cheap essentials that are meant to bounce back eventually and make a solid profit (oil, certain airline companies, etc) you’re all doing options and freaking everyone out :(

Srsly, how good would the stock market work if gambling folks and systems were banned?

>>18373343
v.likely. 10-20m/bday

aaaaaaaaaaaaand the price of oil is falling again. wtf, so much for my hedge. They made a deal to cut 20 million barrels, why isn't it rising?!

Also Jerome: "Inflation is not a first order of concern."

We are so fucked. I hope we go full Hong Kong when this shit finally hits the fan and start killing off the boomers in the streets. They will destroy this country forever and I now hope Trump ends the quarantine too soon so corona spreads everywhere again and I could coof on every old fuck I see. My actual losses aside, the future of this country is forever fucked due to them.

nice MRO gains, how long will this go up guys i don't want to sell yet

>>18373378
good fuck the boomers

BUY

AND

HOLD

>>18373353
>Oil jumps 12% amid report Saudi Arabia and Russia have reached a deal, cut could reach 20 million barrels per day
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/09/oil-jumps-ahead-of-make-or-break-opec-meeting.html

>>18373378
cope bobo, cope

>>18373366
Shut up, faggot

>>18373339
(You)

>>18373389
This could go up a shitload if the deal goes through. Completely up in the air

Better to short TQQQ or long SQQQ?

>>18373378
piss off doomer REEEEING faggot

>Stocks go down
STOCKS UP!
>Stock up
STOCKS UP!

BENIS BAGINA BENIS BAGINA BENIS BAGINA

>>18373378
no no no no no this time there will be hyperinflation for sure

J A P A N I F I C A T I O N

>>18373366
you are not gonna make it

>>18373366
Bernie would have taxed speculation. Imagine a fair market without 99% of volume being algos. Would be much less volatility and more opportunity for smart people to make money with less cheaters.

I'm not a stockbro (never did any good with them) but thanks for keeping my crypto leverages alive and thriving.

>>18373402
>mfw 20k in oil

>>18373339
No using Yin for bait post
Yin is for love only

>>18373402
Watch them go back on this next week.

Who else /bailed/?

>>18373296
UCO calls bb

SOXL is a 3x ETF that seems like a good long term hold? Why wouldn't this be good to hold for months even thought its a leveraged ETF?

Bank said the 15 yr rate dropped to 2.5%. Should I refinance now or wait for it to drop lower?

>>18373452
Oh come on anon.

>>18373243
Okay so i have a question what does it take for the market to go down??? Really a virus that freezes China economy for 2 months, decreased consumer spending due to people being afraid to go out and potentially 30% of people losing jobs in the United States yet the market is still going up.

I'm beginning to think that even if a nuclear war kicked of the stock market would still go up.

Who else /CARR/ here

>>18373366
You know.. people in here have retirement accounts.. but in times like this.. those holdings are really boring to talk about... so everyone here just post their gamble plays most the time because nobody wants to constantly talk about their retirement stocks

>>18373366
It would be unironically fantastic if it worked like that and reflect real perceived value if you got rid of intervention too.

We do not live in that world sadly. We live in a clown world where all wealth and opportunity flows to the fucking boomers.

>>18373405
What is hilarious is that I hedged. It is just since I picked good stocks to hedge with, everything is down except RTX due to clown world.

>>18373425
I think you mean "won't be," but the true thoughts came here here. We are fucked completely.

>>18373470
I have a question, in the middle of march when the market crashed were you in a coma?

>>18373452
yes go for it

I DONT KNOW HOW TWITTER WORKS BUT FUCKLOADS OF TWEETS SAYING DEAL

>>18373470
dont find the BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHY DO WE EVEN PAY TAXES

SERIOUSLY

WHY THE FUCK DO WE EVEN PAY TAXES IF WE CAN PRINT LIKE THIS

BOBO IS DEAD LONG LIVE BOBO

0% TAX RATE AND SEND ME TRUMP BUX FOREVERRRRR

>everyone jobless in the next few months
>get paid in shares instead
>other people FOMO

How bullish is this?

>>18373267
yeah, bears who sold the bottom and won't be able to swallow their pride and admit defeat.

>>18373470
What par of brrrr do you not understand? Why now live in a post scarcity society with infinite qe

MMMMM $6K oil dividends per year AND the stocks are mooning like crazy? Yes please.

>>18373489
>SAUDIS WOULD CUT OUTPUT BY 4M B/D STARTING IN APRIL.
UNDER DEAL, RUSSIA WOULD CUT 2M B/D.

This clown market will crash sooner or later. You faggots are detached from reality.

>>18373497
to pay for what was printed 40 years ago

Oilbros, are you enjoying the roller coaster?

>>18373470
>fallout decreases available living space
>Real Estate shoots so high it goes to another fucking solar system
Pretty much.

>>18373366
Kys boomer faggot

>>18373477
>tfw anons in the thread are rich
>tfw only have $3k to my name
>tfw will be 24 in 4 month and I got rejected by the university I applied to

you fucks are so lucky

>>18373426
ANIME!

>>18373489
they're still reading opening statements. started late. deal's prob done tho.

>Made 5500 Euros today
>Search 10 minutes to compare the cheapest pizza deliveries in town to maybe 50 cents somewhere
Anyone else having problems to differentiate between "real money" and "broker money"?

Buy Apache right now?

>>18373513
I am euphoric, oilbro

>>18373538
nothing wrong with that

>>18373513
no. i would like a massive green +50% dildo much more.

>>18373513
It's a hell of a ride for sure.

>>18373353
>Oil news is not positive. Sell the bump
should I buy puts on UCO or something?

>>18373508
How those puts doing, bearcuck? Don’t forget to prep the bull

>>18373532
Bitch please I have $40 to my name

Is there any event (eg thermonuclear annihilation) that isn’t priced in

IM CRYING IM LITERALLY CRYING

YOU LIED TO ME,YOU TOLD ME TO GO FULL BOBO I LOST EVERYTHING
HOW THE FUCK IM GOING TO PAY MY WIFES SON SCHOOL,MY WIFES SON PIANO LESSONS,MY WIFES SON GOLF CLUB HOW MOTHERFUCKERS HOW!!!

>>18373538
>Made 5500 Euros today
how?
and whats your net worth at what age?

why is making money so easy

>>18373532
Fuck school

why is vnq going up with a real estate crisis about to happen?
bubble about to burst?

>>18373532
>you fucks are so lucky
yeah.. no.. fuck off.... i worked my ass off in my teenage years and took a lot of time learning all this stock shit... you'll find out the more you try the luckier you get

>>18373538
yep its just numbers on the screen now

>>18373306
There have been no signs of recovery for a month. The fed is trying to devalue the dollar faster than company values fall, so equity goes up, so stonk market go up.

>>18373513

>>18373563

I am financially ruined because I missed the bottom

>>18373563
JAMAL IS GOING TO HAVE TO SELL ROCKS NOW

>>18373538
hello are you me?
i've become such a cheap fucking bastard

Imagine still betting against the FED.
Dumb bears.

>>18373532
I had $1800 and a Honda Accord to my name a week ago, now I have $2300 and a Honda Accord to my name, you can make it fren

Will Boeing ever reach 300 again

>>18373579
ok boomer

>>18373563

>>18373579
>>18373532
also to add to your post.. most people on /biz/ are obsessed with making money.. and as long as you are here and stay here and keep at it.. you'll be a millionaire in no time.. esepcially with this hyper inflation

>>18373532
Just cut your teeth, 20% gains make a diff just maintain and don’t blow your wad. You don’t need anything

Why the hell is UCO dropping?

almost half way back to february level in record time. how can bobos ever recover?

>>18373532
I'm 31 and I only have 5k and I went to university lol real smush brain over here.

>>18373355
I thought there would be no deal so I sold some oil companies. Not everything, but some. And now it hurts thinking about it.

>>18373597
Never

>>18373597
no

>>18373604
People taking profit

>>18373601
Oh anon even the bankrupt will be millionaires by the time hyper inflation kicks in

why is Cloudflare going down it's such a good fucking buy

>>18373497
yeah there are very few people here who actually understand the gravity of what you're saying anon. it's like trump decided he can't play the game, and created his own game where he wins as long as it's played. trump and his faggot FED cranker, are currently doing irreversible damage to the american and global economy.

>>18373532
never gonna make it with an attitude like that faggot

Oil bros do we hold over the weekend? Or should I sell my call at eod?

>>18373624
how does cloudfare make money

>>18373552
If your in a oil stock buy puts to save you from some downside. These cuts will do absolutely nothing longer term. Saudi was jumping 10mbp now they are doing 12.5mpd. So this cut is only literally 1.5mpd. Oil will likely float downward in coming weeks. This will prevent a crash in price likely but overall trend is down no matter what everyone is telling you here

>>18373593
I think it's simple to explain anon. The more you risk, the more you realize how valuable it is. Does that make sense? Please tell me if I'm retarded.

who at proshares do I need to call to get TQQQ and SQQQ tracking their index properly

>>18373620
THIS bailout will be the one that creates hyperinflation! This one! It doesnt matter that none of the others created any inflation at all!

>>18373402
>20 million
so they will literally stop pumping oil to save the market. awesome! so nice of them to do that and let US oil take over the industry.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/09/politics/small-business-loan-program-senate-vote/index.html

>Democrats block GOP-led funding boost for small business aid program

OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18373532
luck is only when persistence meets opportunity
work harder faggot.

>>18373378
my MRO and OXY are up what are u talking about

>>18373268
should have went with United Airlines

>>18373629
You can't even talk about it here without the
>stupid bobo
comments every time. We're selling out the future of the country, and no one seems to care.

Calling all /RTX/ gang, report in!!!

NOOOOO MY HRT MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/biz/ AND r/wsb TOLD ME THE MARKET WAS GOING TO CRASHHHHHH
FUCK DRUMPF HOW CAN HE BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE???
I'M RUINEEEDDDD

>>18373635
what exchange do you use?
risky to hold over the extended weekend but probably worth it when the outlook improves over the next few days. then we could experience a massive green dildo @wti

>>18373636
CDN and security, it's like 80% gross margin, they're posting a loss right now because they're doing the techdude strategy of dude growth lmao, but they have the potential to have an absolute wack profit margin

>>18373643

>>18373532
I make 75k a year, have a degree, and am not fat. yet I'm a virgin.

could be worse you could be me

>>18373497
>>18373629
>why can’t they just do this all the time
>even though doing it just once puts the economy at serious risk

Just think about what you’re saying for once.

SDOW is back at pre-corona levels. What the literal fuck man, the FED is too powerful.

We need a deal to cut 20 million boomers.

>UCO is RED, wtf?

>>18373669
cope bobo

>>18373669
better questions is, who are you selling it to? If I were a paranoid fucker I would look at the far east in the direction of chinkland. they already own a fuckload of US bonds.

>>18373669
That's the boomer MO

>>18373644
I don't think the fed did this much during the previous recessions. Then again, I have no idea what the effects will be when the dollar is the world currency.

Hmmm I’m already close to my stop loss on UCO

QUIT FUCKING WITH ME

I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE

>>18373674
>up 8% just today

>>18373669

>DUHHHH WE'RE SELLING OUT THE COUNTRY AND NOBODY CARES MY PUTS BEING IN THE MONEY IS WHAT REALLY COUNTS!!!!

>>18373676
>NOOOOO MY HRT MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN HORMONERINOS!!!! NOT YOUR FAGGOT MAKING MOLECULINOS!!

>>18373637
>If your in a oil stock buy puts to save you from some downside
I'm not...i figured oil would go lower so I was waiting for it to happen. I wanted shares in XOM, RDSB and TOT.

Right now I have nothing in oil. So I figured maybe a UCO put for now? or is something better to bet against oil as a whole right now?

OH NO
USO NO PLEASE DON'T DO THIS

>>18373651
If Orange man want, it must be bad! Orange man said stay inside! Go outside and lick sidewalk! now! Orange man bad!

>>18373674
reporting. holy shit

>>18373651
bullish desu

>>18373321
>Implying deal was made
>Implying the day is over.

I exited my oil positions with a hefty gain.
Riding the storm out.
Fake rumors online are pumping the markets
Still no deal regarding cutback of US oil

see ya later

>all these berniefags who think temporary stimulus measures = socialism

He lost. Move on.

>>18373688
you need to learn how to understand the written text anon, I'm not going to spoonfeed you the essentials. it really isn't my fault the murican education system failed you.

Hey

HEY

HEEEEEEEEY

listen to me

listen

"it's just the flu bro"

>he sold the dip
>he's still holding SQQQ
>he bought spy puts

>>18373296
Checking in. Currently dropping though.

Imagine not owning $KO right now.

>>18373532
I bought bitcoin in 2013 because I have a natural curiosity and open mind about things. I held until 2017 and DCA'd out over that year and part of 2018.

Maybe if you weren't such a chickenshit faggot you'd have something to show for it. Just bought the fuck out of this March dip btw.

Why is UCO tanking?

>>18373732
what the fed and treasury are doing is a betrayal of capitalism desu

>>18373452
go ahead and hold any 3x leveraged ETF for 5 straight business days and let me know what happens.

>>18373663
don't trust united as a company desu. enough for me to stay away

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-oil-opec-debate-idUSKCN21R2EW

I COULDNT SELL ALL MY OPTIONS IN TIME DURING THAT SPIKE AND NOW IM STUCK WAITING FOR SHIT TO GET BACK UP OR I HAVE TO JUST ACCEPT A 10% GAIN who else in same boat?

>>18373734

Why would you ask such a silly question if you know it’s silly? This is obviously not sustainable, as you yourself acknowledge.

>>18373570
Im all in cash except for like 180k in gold right now.
And my full worth is in the higher 6 figures I suppose.

In the summer I will go back to buying boomer stuff and commodities and writing covered calls.
Its the closest you can get to free money.

>>18373545
Sure. But I feel as happy saving 50 Cents as I do earning 1000 times that. Its "money saved" and "hehe green number go up"
>>18373581
Exactly
>>18373593
I always was as I come from a very frugal family and spending money is a big nono.
I travelled to Japan and slept in parks and under bridges to avoid paying for hostels.
Here from Kobe Park.
https://streamable.com/gumged

The more I have the less I think money actually mattters.

>no one’s paying rent
>REITs are mooning

>>18373753
idgaf about the integrity of the capitalist system i want my stocks to go up

>>18373629
Imagine all these other countries are meeting behind the USAs back and end up abandoning the U.S. dollar. US dollar and stocks would quickly nose dive to its rightful place and keep plummeting due to being abandoned. How much of my cash should I exchange for gold just in case?

>>18373732
>temporary
why would we every stop the stimulus? every boomer with a 401k can retire as a billionaire if we keep it up and they are the biggest voting block

>>18373752
Getting absolutely raped

>>18373774
I don't know anyone IRL who isn't paying rent. It's just a retarded twitter joke

Is robinhood gold worth it for faster settlement and margin trading? Someone talk me out of falling for the margin meme

>"This is not sustainable", said increasingly nervous options gambler, whose puts are down 80%.

>>18373452
Stupid bitch

>>18373714
I'd short the hottest shale names, oxy, Mr, etc. Uco works too.
Everyone's saying a deal is made. People will digest this nonsensle and realize nothing has been done. I'm shorting oxy. And adding to tankers

>>18373782

Idiotic question. You can do better.

How do you guys deal with ethics buying into RTX, Boeing, etc - knowing the war machine nature behind these companies? Or does that not even matter, you just want to make money regardless?

TQQQ?
UDOW?
SPXL?

Which 3x ETF do I go for for maximum gains when we close 7% today?

>>18373789
double losses, double gains.
If you put it into a safe bet, it's worth it.
If you try to use margin to catch mooning penny stocks, you'll fuck up and lose everything

>>18373793

>>18373811
SQQQ

>>18373442
Just sold everything I was green on.
Fuck this clown market.

>>18373808
yes

>>18373808
Buying their stock has nothing at all to do with how much they kill, god damn. It doesn't give them extra money.

>>18373804
>short the hottest shale
I dont fuck with margin. The only risk I'm willing to take betting against something is puts.

>>18373793
me with two lasts shorts on oil and s&p down 90% and 60k total

>>18373808
>ethics while trading
You realize you are literally stealing other peoples money every time you make a profit while trading?

>>18373787
But why

Get in $WYNN we are going to make a run

>>18373811
SPXS

thoughts?

>>18373793
"markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent"

>>18373811
SQQQ retard

>How do you guys deal with ethics buying into RTX, Boeing, etc - knowing the war machine nature behind these companies? Or does that not even matter, you just want to make money regardless?

>>18373513
all in on OXY

>>18373793

oil going down lads time to sell? damn missed alot of gains not selling at the top

>>18373774
Whoever doesnt pay rent now will have to pay it later. With additional fees.

I dont understand companies who dont pay. Its ruining a business relationship for moving costs for two months.
Though this is modern business practice. Save 2$ even if it costs you 200k$ later. The guy who saved the 2$ will be promoted before SHTF anyways.

>>18373788
google Cheesecake Factory

>>18373837
>>18373824
>>18373849
stocks dont go down anymore

>>18373811
SOXL

>>18373808
>>reddit

>>18373843
>am I out of touch? no, it’s the market that is wrong.

Putin is a cúck and will now down to the Saudis

>>18373808
dilate

>>18373537
Nice room, where tf is that >>18373674
Bought in today

>>18373733
Enjoy being on the first post of every /smg/ thread from now on.

>>18373855
Apparently the Saudis put a BILLION into Shell, Equinor, Total, and Eni.

>>18373834
How? The more people see the value of a company and buy shares, the higher the stock value goes. How is that stealing?

>>18373780
they won't abandon the dollar, because the value of the dollar is not tied solely to the economy. united states has the greatest military in the world, and can fuck pretty much anyone even a coalition of countries. if the value of the dollar falls you can be sure that it will most likely bounce back in our lifetime, however the future might not be so bright for murica.

>>18373840
They're about to go bankrupt anon

>>18373862
Yet somehow oil is right now despite the OPEC meeting wtf

>>18373840
Those shares will be worth 0 dollars in a few months

>>18373840

>>18373855
Huge volume of profit taking. Gonna skyrocket after deal is announced

>>18373850
The only things that matter in life are hookers and cocaine

>>18373723
It’ll come back HOLD BROTHER

>>18373879
iran

>>18373808
I really couldnt give a shit.
Me buying 50 shares wont make the US military stop bombing hospitals. Just like buying 20 Venezuela Mining Co. shares would not support communism and corruption in South America.

>>18373861
Drop in the bucket in the grand scheme of things

>>18373888
bad news is priced in, good news isn't

>>18373808
War is good. Keeps the world turning and oil flowing. The technology they develop means we can achieve objectives while costing fewer American lives.

>>18373883
HOLY FUCK YOURE RIGHT

These past few months have taught a lot. First, that the average /biz/ poster is just as dumb as the average normie on the street.

Second, that people will reject the media when it's truthful, and then turn around and believe everything the media says when the news fits these people's narrative.
A lot of people here have conjured up this fantasy where the world falls apart; have taken up bets against the market after it has already fallen 30%.
And the media has that perverse incentive to tell these idiots exactly that. You guys gobble that shit up. Half truths and cooked numbers that so conveniently comfort the small thoughts in your head. You love it.

>>18373723
That's what you get for buying USO
it's pretty garbage tbqh, your money would have been better off in UCO or something else

>>18373774
yes, what the fuck is this about, I wanted VNQ below 60 and this shit happens

stonks

>>18373674
>tfw I sold yesterday to take profits

>>18373917
Wheres the big difference? Im not that into oil

>forgot i had some USO puts
>uso is down
>my puts are also down and quite bigly

man fuck this shit.

I’m sorry, but did Bobo already lose? Oh, that’s right. The market isn’t even closed yet. In fact, it’s only 11 EST. Does not having a circuit breaker at opening bell count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when the market is still open? Bobo is still shorting right now and we have been green for how long now? He’s going against a bunch of dirty kikes and holding his ground while at such a young age. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Bobo wins and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, the Dow just dropped a point. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Bobo posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like Bobo because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

>>18373884
You don't have anything until you sell for profit, when you sell for profit you are taking money away from someone else.

>>18373923
based retard

>>18373723
>>18373902
>>18373917
CLOWNED AGAIN

>>18373895
>The only things that matter in life are hookers and cocaine
And blackjack and hookers

>>18373916
STOP REDPILLING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18373936
based

>>18373774
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxbusiness.com/money/adidas-apologizes-for-deferring-store-rent-will-pay-up.amp

>>18373923
based retard

>>18373936
(You)

>>18373906
how do they get all the tech especially the ms surface? isnt there an embargo?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BULLS ARE TRAPPED THE TOP IS IN

>>18373836
It sure as fuck doesn't look like it's going on a run

>>18373936
Hahahajaahahahahahahahah

>>18373973
they probably have amazon prime

>>18373676

>>18373808
Fucking peaceniks

>>18373916
>people will reject the media when it's truthful, and then turn around and believe everything the media says when the news fits these people's narrative
the media tries explaining things with half baked research. the bullishness on unemployment number spikes (Unempl is a lagging indicator) is a glaring example for me.

REEEEEEEEE WHY ARE WE CRABBING

>>18373923
based retard

>>18373973
they also use cisco, well technically SA is using cisco to host the conference

join https://svc.nic.gov.sa/

>>18373808
I only buy stocks of companies I hate. That way it's win/win, either I make money or they lose money.

Last moments of SQQQ being sold for under $16

>NOOO NOT MY HECKIN BERNIERINO NOT THE HECKIN PRIMARY IT’S NOT FAIR WHAT TRUMP IS DOING IS SOCIALISM MY HECKIN PUTTERINOS

why did oil freeze
i thought this meeting would do something biblical

>>18373980
Its a buy, they have secured funding selling bonds due in like 2035, it will be back at $85 in less than a week

did bill gates always have such a gay voice like a comic character or is it because of this shitty conferencing tools ms teams compressing algos?

>>18373934
USO barely moves.
UCO is leveraged at 2x.

>>18374030
yes

>>18374017
Based

WHY IS XOM GOING UP

>>18373808
>shitskins get blown up and I get paid
Great deal.

Bros im so frustrated, its not gonna be this low again until like 2040and i dont have enough money to buy everything...

I still need to buy EQIX, NET, GEO, SBAC, NOC...bros the list doesnt end

>>18374045
Because I bought it?

Friendship ended with TQQQ
SPXL is my new best friend

>>18373923
raced btard

Any guesses on what airline we will lose/go under? One of them has to no way they all come out of this intact, I would bet its $SAVE due to their business being they try to fly their planes 24/7 like the budget euro airlines

>>18374020
last time it will be above 16 in 2020

>>18374045
why not?

>>18373936
This pasta will never get old

>>18374020
aaand is back under $16

>>18374027
thanks for the tip mate.

Oil News when

>>18373442
Getting a little philosophical but..
It comes down to principle.
Maybe you could have made 50%+
But it becomes a case of pure greed.
You made the profit, but did you earn it?
Even 40% is nonsensical, stupid, lucky greed.
Making an intelligent move where you outplay your opponent is actually satisfying. Gambling is a rush but you're left with nothing consequential.

mmm bought in on oil stocks too early today, should have waited until jerome's lunch break. Rookie mistake, got baited by the green

>>18373916

Or there's people like you that sit in smug superiority without really understanding what you're saying. Address these points for me:

>what are the ramifications of unlimited QE
>when the GDP shrinks for multiple quarters how will the market respond
>using your doctorate in virology can you estimate when this virus will mutate to a less harmful form or be eradicated

You have such a massive brain maybe you can explain all of these things to the small thoughts in my head.

>>18374065
Hope youre still alive next week bro

Why is SPY going sideways?

>>18373980
You were saying?

>>18373808
Buying stocks doesn’t make companies money. It makes employees of the company money, typically. The company makes money selling hardware to customers.

>>18374035
Didnt see that. Thought UCO was just ProShares version
Thanks

>>18374099
Because I'm holding a long ETF on it.

>>18374062
DAL has been at the forefront of bad news from the earliest days of this crash, AAL was holding strong but recent news has been pretty bad. I haven't heard anything major from UAL.

>>18374098
Thanks I hope you are as well

>>18374096
No one cares fag
Number goes up

Greetings /smg/ I am a chainlink holder and I am fulfilling my daily quota of smug posting.

Yes haha I am making more money than you, I am currently in the process of becoming rich.

Chainlink to $1,000 by the end of the year

Good day

>>18374094
>Oil News when

there are all kinds of numbers around. from 4 to 20mbd seem possible

everyone holding options is going to get IV deathed today, sorry guys

>>18374099
you think stonks go up forever? do yourself a favor and ride the wave down.

WHY DID I MISS THE BOTTOM BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME THIS WAS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY AND WATCHED IT PASS ME BY FUCK

>>18373850
>missiles and bombs write their own policy
I have absolutely no issues with it. If you think war is always a fundamental evil that should always be stopped, quit voting for politicians that allow it to happen. I fucking hate how people think military operations are something that somebody else decides to do that has nothing to do with them.

Ok what the fuck is happening with oil

>>18373916
just like you anon

sqqq is ripping

ahue

Bear market rally is fin.

>>18374125
This bump has re opened some short opportunities but I am trying to figure out which one, specifically one that will be denied a bailout tomorrow

>>18374131
Oh have the stinkies stopped crying about about duped by sergey and his porn star executives?

>>18374147
trading halted

>>18374147
>buy oil
>it goes down after
>don't buy oil
>it will moon

the bogs are watching

cnbc pontificating about the dangers of false information
not a fucking word about governors flat out lying about the cause of death for infants in order to secure more federal funds

look at GME go

>>18374135
>ride the wave down while it goes sideways

>>18374062
LUV was hit by a lawsuit
AAL has an enormous debt that they have to pay this year
DAL is speding 60 million USD a day

I currently own 60 shares in AAL, 10 in DAL, 20 in JBLU, and 10 in ALK

I either go bankrupt or moon with AAL

>>18374128

This is you.

>>18374099
Money printer broke time to flush the market.

>>18374136
There will be more dips when earnings come in worse than expected in certain sectors, we need to identify which ones though

>>18374147
Same thing we have been telling everyone here. Headlines are bunk. No significant cuts. It's a sham.

oil is crabbing

>>18373816
>double
Good point. I wouldn’t invest in penny stocks but would likely volatile mid cap stocks like chewy.com

>>18374167
Fucking why ???

>>18374182
Hmm when trump tweets fake news, it doesn't dump once everyone figures out that it was fake. Strange how fake news never benefits me

>>18374181
I don't usually say this but.

p r i c e d i n

>>18374167
oh fuck

>>18374131
Anybody who isn't a new fag to /smg/ already has bags of cryptos. We just don't talk about it here because that's what literally the whole rest of the board is for. Also, good on ya, m8. We're all gonna make it.

>>18374158
UAL has distanced itself furthest from its bottom of those three, but it's really ballsy to start shorting airlines amidst a new $2T stimulus package and an OPEC+ agreement.

awful week, all the crabbing has eaten any gains I made

>>18374175
the rollercoaster also goes sideways before the plunge

>>18374147
OPEC conference today. Russia and SA are major players, Russia at least does not want to make a deal to cut production unless the US does. This is absurd and even offensive to the US. But now many other small players want to cut production cause they are getting fucked by the Rona.

>>18374203
>>18374191
lmao not actually but might as well be

Make me a new bread you lazy fucks

>>18374164
I feel bad for people who are too average to actually think for themselves, I'll remember your sacrifice anon. Not all of us were meant to become rich

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>18373780
coping europoor

>>18374212
But this week has been green all the way

>>18374222
Fuck you, you think I am productive enough to do that?

https://twitter.com/Amena__Bakr/status/1248271506083319808

>GME up almost 20%
lmao

>>18374208
I am an old fag (here since January) I don't own any crypto

>>18374231
>speculation on twatter from literally who

SELL SELL SELL

>>18373674
Feels great. I'm tempted to throw more at it right now, but I'll hold to my planned DCA.

>>18374143
War is a fundamental part of human nature, and in other organisms in general anon. You can say it's ugly or a waste of human life, but to deny it is completely detrimental in the long run. That's what I believe so far anyway.

>>18374222
>>18374262

Ok I’m gonna make some lunch, when I’m done I’ll get to enjoy a sweet red candle. Cheers brothers

>>18374172
yeah, wtf. I'm a bear that bought 100 as a gamble at $2.80, and sold off a third this week. it's literally my best performer.

>>18374231
sell what i can't even track this bullshit anymore

>>18374231
>>18374247

fucc is this thot?

>>18374254
wait till its back in double digits

SQQQ JUST PASSED KEY FUNDAMENTALS

>>18374107
$15.83
Why do you think it's going to go up?
Positive news about the economy on all sides.

>>18374260
literally (you)

she's in the room with the iranians rn

>>18374247
>>18374231
bullish news lads, it's the fact that they are coming closer to an agreement

If you guys had 12.5k to invest Roth money in what would you pick?

>>18373916
Thanks admitting to being a newfag, gtfo this board, stupid fuck

>>18374182
It’s because none of the dipshits who right headlines will point out the roadblock is THE US CUTTING PRODUCTION not SA or Russia. They don’t want to say this for political reasons.

>>18374231
i really think the only thing that matters are the words "deal made"

>>18374220
At first it was
>OPEC IN TALKS FOR 20 MILLION!!!1
Then
>OUTLINE DEAL FOR 10 MILLION!!
And then
>Targets may change
Later
>Still debating deal for 5 MILLION
Later still
>OPEC seeking help from G20 nations for an additional 5 MLN
Now
>OPEC still debating size of cuts

>>18374231
>only a 10 million barrel cut instead of 20
doesn't matter, a deal is happening

>>18374274
not sure how you could be a bear on it.. they just had a good quarter and activist are going to start putting pressure on stock to call back shares

>>18373532
>>18373366
people here barely have any money. you are talking to students that "invest" the $100 daddy gave them

>>18374312
>>18374312
its all just repurposed reductions too. saudi will decrease production from numbers they never achieved. Russia will manufacture some number etc

>>18374313
>>18374329

That's what I'm banking on. Short term bump on the news regardless of how futile and ineffective it's baked in to be.

NEW

>>18374262
>>18374262
>>18374262
>>18374262
>>18374262

>>18374329
Wont matter long term if us doesn’t cut production any deal will ensure shale will still be fucked which is bad news for US oil stocks. Might take people a minute to figure that out. I’m holding SCO

>>18374274
Bought some ATVI, they haven't released any earnings but when they do it's obviously going to be positive.

What to do with the extended weekend HODL or sell?

>>18374267
I never said I was denying it. I was decrying the fact that the average person thinks they aren't responsible for it.

>>18374172
Why are these retard stocks up. I’m holding BLMN which is fucking Outback Steakhouse et. al and it’s up 25% today. Only thing I didn’t sell. Nobody is fucking eating at a god damn steakhouse.

>>18374164
the saga of the gullible, astrology, lies and sex continues. can you imagine if same shit happened to any other company? AMD revealed to take financial advice from some shit tier wannabe pornstar with a nose desgined for cocaine? crypto is unironically dead.

>>18374500
This is the first time I’ve been mad at markets being UP and making me money.

>>18374500

Short squeeze before the dumpening.

>>18373583
So I should wait before buying shares?
I'm a rookie and don't know shit about this lol

>>18374267
Sure you can't "deny" it, but should you support it. Just like you can't "deny" anything negative.

>>18373942
When I sell a share, that means someone bought it at that price. There’s no stealing - you’re selling your position at a higher price than you bought it for.

>>18373808
>How do you guys deal with ethics buying into RTX, Boeing, etc - knowing the war machine nature behind these companies? Or does that not even matter, you just want to make money regardless?
>>18373482

>>18373808
I'm sorry, did a bomb gain sentience, walk into the white house, and write the policy to make sure it gets dropped on another country? No, it didn't. Politicians that YOU voted for did. Why do you try to blame inanimate objects for something that ultimately YOU are responsible for?

>>18374364
there is no deal

>>18374629
Not who you're replying to, but how the hell do you know who anyone voted for. Rhetorical question.

>>18374231
Who are all these no name twitter people acting like they're insiders?

>>18373689
Just bought, gonna hold until monday just in case we get a fresh hell. Also I don't think there will be an oil deal, the US and Saudis are conspiring to fuck Russia.

>>18373532
Wait until, you graduate during a recession. Can’t find a job that pays well. Finally life turns around your fit and good job and you knock up some woman who told you she loved you then doesn’t anymore.

She loses job to corona and is leeching money off you to survive but you need to pay because of your future son. Instead of dumping mad stacks of cash into the market.

Only to get a call from your Arabic ex that she wants to get back together while stuck in hell with kid out of wedlock.

It can always be worse anon.

>>18374131
Who needs crypto when you have dow ETFs.

>>18374500
Look at MFA, if you do a modicum of research they're bust, it's literally a casino stock.