/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18350253
scam newfags mostly

>>18350253
i coom

>>18350253

For me, it’s larp while I watch the charts

>>18350253
Losing money.

>>18350253
buy/sell niggers

>>18350256
This

Fud my own investments to oblivion

>>18350253
Cut my life into pieces

>>18350253
wait for LINK to moon

>>18350253
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>18350253
convince sirs to do the needful and , buy the real bitcion bsv satoshis vision ,

>>18350253
we buy chainlink and praise kek

we have an ongoing joust with the jannies to see how long we can make an interesting thread last. Their job is to find any stray interesting threads amidst this pile of dross, and delete them. So far, they won.

Literally steal from newbies

>>18350877
Checked and fuck jannies

>>18350253
For the past three years they built a 25+ posts in catalog at all times religion around an obvious scam Cayman Islands webscraper, but enough of them snapped out of their catotonic delusional state that the board could go back to 50% shitcoins in general and 50% funposting.

It's basically /b/ fighting over the best place to invest a miniscule amount of money.

>>18351026
please sirs my village is hungry, do the needfuls

>>18351026
Rent free dear

Try to scam each other

>>18351080
Oh yeah, and an absolute metric ton of this. It's funny to watch the news and see if anything impacts India. If it does, the coins that drop from discussion on the board get painted like a cruise missile target as zero organic interest. Not that anybody should be cremating their money in the crypto oven anyways, organic or shilled. Flags would fix this.

>>18351128
The pajeets that frequent this board likely aren't literal Indians. I'm sure a large percentage of them are Slavs and Southeast Asians

>>18351108
I wish... My landlord keeps cashing the checks. While you guys were trying to visionboard your way to a Russian scam artist /making it/ for you, I've been building a real business.
I started with $50 and now I could buy a make it stack of your json parser token once a week with profits and not even notice the expenditure. Of course I'm not retarded, so this is literally the first time I've thought of such a stupid thing.

>>18351141
I always assumed Bangladesh, or wherever is poor relative to India. It's easier to just say India though.

>>18351190
*once a month
Sorry about that.

>>18351190
>Of course I'm not retarded, so this is literally the first time I've thought of such a stupid thing.
>t. plebbit

>>18351253
Actually, thefastlaneforum.com . Really good business board. You guys should check it out. Just stay out of the mensroom.

>see a crypto thread
>open a crypto thread
>"crypto is a ponzi scheme"
>repeat

I do that each few hours and call it a day

Try to decide if it’s a man or not.

>>18350253

buy scams and then try to convince other people to buy our scam bags

I'm into rocks.

We convince other anons to buy the top and sell the bottom.

>>18353202
thing that expert biztards can do on their own

>>18352508
so, are those toilet papers male or female?

>>18350877
this is unironically the correct answer

>>18350253

I haven't had toilet paper for a month. Now every time I poop I get naked and fill the bathtub with a few inches of water. Then after I shit I get in the tub and dig out any left over poop out of my asshole and watch the little nuggets float all around me. I then mash them down the drain. Before Coronavirus I never knew shitting could be so fun.

I promote my shitcoins
I fud shitcoins im shorting, or wanting to enter at a better price

also i replace shticoins with stocks, and perpetuate the same behaviour

I've doubled my networth every year the last 3 years

>>18350253
gamble and play vidja
occasionally jerk it

>>18354718
Those are men

I find a post I disagree with and reply with either: cope, dilate, have sex, seethe or kys.
It's a tough job but someone has got to do it.

>>18355528
you're a link faggot aren't you

>>18350253
buy high sell low