/biz/ - Business & Finance

Should I sell all my Boeing stock and go all in on RTX?

>please doomp

Going to print on thursday

Should I put my life savings into Luckin?

>>18352247
he has a position, what about you, faggot?

Everyone losing jobs businesses going bankrupt entire world on lockdown. All priced in.

EURUSD up ya.

>Oil stock and tankers both mooning

Hmmm

Just put my life savings into SPY calls

>>18352238
Yes
>>18352251
Also yes

Who else waiting for the lunchtime dump?

why do bulls do this to themselves

we’re going to be back down to 19k by the end of Q2

are people buying the rumor on oil? whats the rumor even? pretty sure everyone thinks there is now deal, so shouldnt it dump

WHEN WILL TSLA TAKE OFF????

how do you go about analysing a sector, /smg/?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18352274
the worst part of coronavirus has come and is going to be gone before then, sorry bobo you lost this one. Maybe next time

>Oil pumping
>Gold looking strong
Gonna be a good day fellas.

>>18352255
No the heckin joberinos

momentum trading is too much for me bros, im just gonna wait until this chink flu shit is over and going back to brainlet buy and hold

UCO is set to moooon, buy buy buy

bullish

>>18352274
sure pal i'll make money in the meantime.

>>18352253
you're a confirmed idiot

>>18352304
priced in

OIL IS BACK

The security and exchange commision..or as I like to call it...the SEX

>he missed the bottom

>>18352229
>euro is over
So how do we Europeans prepare for the switch over of currency back to our old ones? Maastricht treaty is basically over when it comes to fiscal responsibility I see two possibilities. Euro stays but deficits become OK, euro goes away and we go back to the ECU unit of accounting for the EU, there’s always the third one which is the end of the eu. I’m getting a mortgage as we speak, either going to be the best decision of my life or the worst

When will this gay fucking SPY tank already. I want my quick gains.

>>18352211
Closed. Ez fuck you niggers

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED REEEEEEEEEEEE BUY SOME DELTA AIR

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/07/stock-market-futures-open-to-close-news.html
That’s why markets are up

>>18352304

Feels good to not live in an anti-landlord Niggertown

STOCKS CAN'T GO UP GRAMMIES GOT THE SNIFFLES AND THEY FIRED ALL THE GYM EMPLOYEES

>>18352329
>airlines

>>18352326
post profit

>>18352326
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>>18352304
that's what jews get for renting to hud niggers

>>18352341
A stock worth over $100 is on sale for $20 please buy fifty thousand.

>>18352304
Bullish.

>he bought the top

>>18352326
Curious as to which indicators you're using and I guess, why?

What time does everyone start dumping?

>>18352344
based

>HE BOUGHT THE TOP?

>boomer fund managers can't into reality that this gets worse before it gets better

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G59dKmsHM6g

>>18352358
after lunch

>>18352358
now

>>18352353
nah dude, people arent ever flying again after this corona thing. Flying and traveling is officially canceled. You're a dumb retard for buying a high value stock for literally nothing. People flying again? What were you thinking you absolute idiot. The last person to ever fly a plane will be today

>I fell for the swing trade TSLA meme

what's a good way to kms

>>18352297
>Proprietor of midgets

what do i major in in college to enter this profession? if that isn't realistic i'll take the sampler of drugs major.

>>18352353
>tfw own 60 AAL shares
>>18352341
Dumb satania poster.

Zwipe is up 15% today. If only you stupid fags had listened to me 2 weeks ago you would have doubled your money by now. But noooo biometric credit cards are old news you said, you dumb shits!

My overall investments are growing by 3.76% this week, which is lower than the market in general. I might be retarded.

>he volunteered to hold boomer bags

anyone else just hates elon musk?
no charisma nervous and pompous piece of shit
meme idol for the plebs

What's going to happen to those senators in the U.S. that sold before every stock went to shit?

>>18352358
noon sell off. After 2:00 pump. melt up today when numbers won't be as bad as yesterday.

Can somebody explain why future prices and spot prices for Silver are so much apart today? Is this for technical reasons, because futures will soon close or what could explain this?

https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/COMEX-SI1!/

vs

https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TVC-SILVER/

>>18352353
>piles of debt
>leases all their aircraft
>crying over bailouts
It'll be value at $10 when this shit is over and they're largest shareholder is the US government.

>>18352265
based hololive

>>18352229
IS IT A GOOD TIME TO BUY DELTA???

>>18352382
AAL was having problems before the wuflu.

>>18352382
god I wish that door was me

>>18352391

That was a non-story. Senators routinely buy and sell stock and journalists jumped on a confirmation bias gotcha when they don't even manage their own funds.

>>18352391
Nothing, We learned nothing. What do those saggy necked old fuck even spend their blood money on?

>>18352380
>Tesla under 550
Oh nononono this one was performing well I was 9% up on it whats happening nooooooooooo

my spy calls don’t feel so good anymore

>>18352391
nothing. Tons of people sold before everything went to shit. It was all time high and china wasn't working for a month. It didn't take a rocket scientist to put that shit together. That's just fodder for mouth breathers on twitter.

>>18352288
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LUCKIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18352297
Over half of those are strange, but are still technically jobs.

any way to invest into vtubers?

>>18352397
>they're largest shareholder is the US government.
This is exactly why I think they should recover well, the government won't let them go since they are servicing the jet fighters.

>>18352430
Patreon.

>>18352342
No.

>>18352344
I already said it was only for that trade. I only wanted to show this nigger >>18350984 how wrong he is.

>>18352357
No. What works for me won't necessarily work for you. Actually, I just don't want to give it out because fuck you. Go work for it.

>>18352380
>>18352416
What the fuck are you retards doing?

>Barstool Sports guy starts Daytrading show
>Has no idea what he's doing
>Listens to his chat and shorts Boeing
>Loses $1.25 Million
>Has a mental breakdown on camera

Worth the watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ7wOYX9FYQ

Please, tell me, why on earth would someone invest in fucking LUCKIN COFFEE?????

I just turned bearish again and bought TVIX now I'm scared hold my hand bobo.

>>18352433
not bad thinking there

>>18352431
They'll recover but I hope you're willing to hold those bags for a while. They'll fall more and then recover slowly.
Hope you're not leveraged out your ass.

>>18352329
Told you faggots flights are grounded 80+%

>>18352441
Well I didn't but no one outside the company knew for a fact that it was a literal scam until a few days go

>>18352430
HRT and a webcam

I COULD LIFT YOU UP
I COULD SHOW YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE
AND TAKE YOU WHERE YOU WANT TO BE
YOU COULD BE MY LUCK
EVEN IF THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN
I KNOW THAT WE'LL BE SAFE AND SOUND
WE'RE SAFE AND SOUND
I COULD FILL YOUR CUP
YOU KNOW MY RIVER WON'T EVAPORATE
THIS WORLD WE STILL APPRECIATE
YOU COULD BE MY LUCK
EVEN IN A HURRICANE OF FROWNS
I KNOW THAT WE'LL BE SAFE AND SOUND

>>18352409
>>18352412
>>18352420
Yeah, but they had classified information that it was going to get really bad before everyone else knew. Really? Absolutely NOTHING will happen to them? Shouldn't that be illegal to hold crucial information to the public for safety before their self interest?

>ArbbVie down
>Delta Air down
>General Dynamics down
>J&J down
>Lowe's down
>Merck down
>Qualcomm down
>Ross Stores down
>Skyworks down
>Stanley Black&Decker down
>Tesla down
>Uber down
>Walgreens down
AAAAAAAAAA I AM DIVERSE WHY AM I LOSING ALL OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHGHAAAAA

I get about 200$ this paycheck to add more somewhere not sure if I should by more of what I have or gall in something else. Energy sector is pretty cheap right now.

Dumb question but how does margin interest work (at Fidelity in particular)? Let's say I have $1000 cash in my account and then buy $100 of something on (margin). The next day it clears such and I have $900 remaining in cash, but the shares displayed continue to be designated as (margin). I'm not going to be charged interest on it or something stupid right? Essentially it's something I otherwise could've bought in cash, but want to day trade.

>>18352462
Yes it is illegal, no nothing will come of it.

>>18352464
>literally only owns meme stocks

>>18352325
the bottom bro, you missed it

CAN YOU MUTTS STOP RUINING THESE THREADS?

Damn it feels good to be a motherfucking bear

>>18352304
It's not just that. Tons of permanently disabled people have been urged to move in with friends or relatives that will have them to make absolute sure they get the proper care that they need so they don't get sick. That's tons of guaranteed government rent bucks gone.

>>18352462

>They had classified information that it was going to get really bad before everyone else knew

No they didn't. Lol. No one has insider information with fucking China.

Honestly though, who the fuck would want to invest into chinese based companies now after what happened to LK and TAL? You have to be insane to do that, literally a country based on shitcoins.. everything is based on speculation and hope. Fucking chinks

>>18352475
comfy

>>18352441
Buying in now is just gambling on them not going out of business and hoping for a 100% gain. But aren't they frozen?

>>18352329
>>18352353
fundamental investors lose again. maybe you should look at the moving averages next time, retard, lmao

if i go plan to go "long" for oil, should i just buy in for oil now since the meeting is a huge gamble. better to go in at an okay price then when it goes up.

>>18352464
> I AM DIVERSE
*Ahem*

>>18352473
rent free

Canabros, there's a thread about TSX:

>>18352283

>>18352453
muddy waters feb report......

>>18352440
Man, I sympathize. We’ve all been there.

Fuck I hate days where stocks don't go up

>'e boht ze top?
>No no no, he bout ze shorts
>Bien, doomp ze market
>He's making profit-
>Do eet

>>18352274
Because it’s all priced in. And China virus is a hoax and is over m. Curve flattened. Everywhere has no more many infections except NYC. No one cares if niggers in NYC die. Economy will be open and back to normal by the order of god empereur Trump

>>18352473
where can I buy calls on BBC?

>>18352251
hasnt trading stopped for that yet?

Sitting in cash, waiting for this clown market to capitulate, playing Rimworld while "working". Feels kind of comfy.

>>18352430
Dilate, anon.

>>18352464
>he bought into the diversification meme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvULLXEk-xQ

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Dow jumps 300 points after Fauci says virus turnaround likely after this week

Is this priced in

Did bulls, dare I say it, get too cocky?

>>18352522
that picture is so cringe

>>18352523
Only bad news gets priced in

>>18352511
no, and robinhood has it rated as a 70 percent "buy" :^)

why the fuck is it going down? i just bought

>>18352523
>cnbc pump
Yes

>>18352464
>I bought everything that would logically be down right now, why are they down?

>>18352478
find the next LK and short it before it craters. you shouldn't be looking for what chinese businesses to invest in, you should look at what chinese companies are going to announce some news next that will make them crater because they were lying about something.

>>18352462
>eah, but they had classified information that it was going to get really bad before everyone else knew
classified information that /pol/ could tell you. that's not even close to actual insider trading.

>>18352536
you answered your own question

>>18352403
buy an airline without international exposure. JBLU, LUV

spy looks sick kek

>>18352440
Good. Fuck that kike. Ironic he does pizza reviews when they used them on his people supposedly.

>>18352527
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>18352541
Iqiyi, Talend, and Baidu.

>>18352464
>death cross yesterday
>three black crows this week
>why is stock market do a bad
get out now bull retards
we are about to pop our fourth and final batman

Kept you waiting huh?

>>18352549
What do you mean? Normal and healthy to me. Same as amd, thats how stocks are supposed to look

The virus is over, people are going back to work in 2 weeks. Surely the bottom is yet to come right bobo?

oh no no no no no no no

>>18352523
>Fauci regularly says there will be no return to the way we used to live
>market soars

The market must be bullish because Coronochan disproportionately impacts blacks?

BVLLISH

>>18352486
you're setting yourself up for a megaJUST anon

Vote niggas

https://www.strawpoll.me/19724871
https://www.strawpoll.me/19724871
https://www.strawpoll.me/19724871

>>18352585
>back to work in 2 weeks
i'll refuse if i can get the $600 desu. they can fuck right off through May.
>t. 45k salary

Invest in oil

>>18352585
>people are going back to work in 2 weeks

>be leaf (ontario)
>a week ago the government was caught lying about the number of coronavirus ICU patients, in reality thousands more beds were occupied than their reported numbers for coronavirus
>government promised testing in the 5000-15000 range per day by this point, instead testing has only gone down with yesterday being 2,500 tests
>getting a test is impossible for community transmission, only if you’ve travelled recently or been in contact with someone who has a confirmed case
>Quebec, not very different than us, has double the amount of reported cases than us but isn’t that much different
>people in Toronto are treating this like a vacation, walking along harbour front, eating in public, going on tinder dates, grabbing coffees together, etc
>Sunday the harbour was PACKED with parkgoers and some people even bussed in seniors
>we are literally going to be New York 2.0
>our shitty government won’t do anything, media is fully owned by the government and people speaking out are getting fired
>it’s clear all government officials care about is keeping our markets afloat, meanwhile our hospitals are failing on a normal day, and right now doctors and nurses are straight up quitting
>one hospital cut salaries 20% and a fuck ton of people quit for example
>not prepared to handle this crisis in the slightest bit when it blows up
>mass graves in a couple of weeks for sure

It’s painful knowing my grandparents will likely die but the stock market will go up because the kike bankers paid off enough government shills to get them to ignore the problem and focus on giving them gibs instead

>>18352567
>but muh arbitrary meme lines
TA is a business and it's all about selling courses and gobbling up newfags.

JEROME WHATS THE STATUS ON THOSE PRINTERS

>>18352566
the main issue is, how the fuck do you know when the crash is going to happen? without insider trading? do you just short one or all of those and just keep the short open for a long time even though you'll probably be losing money as long as the crash hasn't happened yet? i don't know, this is why i don't like FA and stick with TA day trading. you might be right that one of those companies or even all of them might crater in the future but that might take years for all you know.

>>18352623
alright kid prepare for the era of the four batmans you’ve been warned

>>18352620
Also the most aggravating thing is they are purposefully lowering the amount of tests they do, while claiming the curve is flattening and we can all go back to work in a couple weeks. No shit the curve is flattening, you’re not testing anyone anymore.

JEROME'S IN THE HOUSE

WATCH YOUR MOUTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gjKuISTMRE

>>18352486
>ET
i contract work for these niggers dont buy it

also its a MLP and MLPs are gay

>>18352620
How to short Canada?

>>18352629
Sorry I called the I.T intern, it has like a blue screen on it or something lol. There's a smiley face though so I think we'll be up and running soon

>>18352638
you don't. you find your entry and exits, set your stops/hedge and then click.

It's another shit tier crab day. I'm going back to sleep faggots

I'm not printing SHIT until I start getting paid.

>>18352629
we chucked out the printers

Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't go all in on RTX.

>>18352601
I miss the Pianoman.

>>18352380
Tsla shoot back up to $1000

>>18352623
Anon you are quoting mightt be retarded but I just made loadse of money just looking at lines a few minutes ago. Git fucked.

>>18352638
Yes, you keep the short open for months, sometimes years. That's why very few people are good short sellers. It requires diamond hands and intense confidence in your reasons for short selling. Michael Burry has been shorting Canadian banks since 2018, he probably made a lot of money last month; he might be waiting for them to capitulate even more with a credit crisis.

>>18352656
whats bad about ET?

>>18352658
Mr. Powell, the intern is out until tomorrow, he called in earlier saying he had stomach pains. and a dry cough.

>>18352651
My county just closed the test site due to lack of funding, as did the neighboring county (PA).

Coincidentally, everyone working remotely is to be back in the office starting Monday.

well r/wsb got shut so here i am guys

>>18352615
Which ones

>>18352620
how's that socialism working out for you now? xD

>>18352484
He streams his trading?

Hit the gas Jerome.

>>18352601
sell everything NOW, the internet has spoken! Only inverse ETF and VIX allowed, everbody else will be btfo! Even precious metal fags who are not physical, sell, sell, sell!!!

>>18352693
go back dumb nigger

>>18352693

>>18352623
And I didn't even need to pay jews when there's material out there literally for free, you just need to stop being retarded so you can form your own setup.

>>18352693
get the FUCK out of here

Bearbros, we doing it...

>>18352693

>>18352693
Go back stupid kike

>>18352693

>It's a Bears get too cocky episode

>>18352693
if this isn't bait unironically kill yourself

>>18352688
they are faggots who hire 80 more people than they need to to do a project

Every project has fucking 4 safety people when you only need one, they don't allocate their shit right, tons of money wasted on retarded shit, everybody hates working for them because they ask for so much retarded shit compared to other companies.

Also its an MLP and i dont like dealing with a bunch of extra tax shit, but go for it i guess, its not like their facilities are gonna just shut down 1 day, but they aren't going to grow for shit when they are so bad about hiring so many useless fucks. literally wasting millions on salary of useless people

>>18352693
they have a discord server fren, go there

>>18352326
Let me guess, people didn't get a short position at this point. You people will never make it.

>>18352320
Tariffs coming soon bois.
>dont ask me how I know.... it was dick sucking

We got this bobos

kek, its life as normal outside yet I get to sit on my ass at home and get paid my full salary and not use any of my vacation time thanks to the virus. seriously, my neighborhood is acting the same as it did before the virus. all I do is watch "training videos" and submit my time sheet via email to get paid.

>>18352657
Canada is the primary example of a clown world. There are really only four provinces that govern Canada and it’s economy, in the following order from least influential to most:

>Quebec
Most diseased province right now, mass graves by the end of the week. Normally communists with no money.

>British Columbia
Basically new China, lying about numbers, doing nothing, unliveable shithole. The real estate market is already crashing a result of this nightmare province.

>Alberta
Also an underreporting pozzed shithole but far less than the other 3. Main problem here is the oil is worth less than the barrels and they’ve crashed their whole economy and are desperately asking for handouts. All the oil CEOs wrote a letter to the public saying “we helped you when times were prosperous, so give us handouts in return now!”. Government is promising billions for oil that will never go back up, and spending more money and time wasted on pipelines no one needs.

>Ontario
Pozzed shithole I described in last post. New York 2.0 by next week. Government has been caught lying so many times. Claim the curve is flattened but are buying 4 million 3M masks. ICU was already full two weeks ago and healthcare professionals have started quitting.

And yet the TSX is up. Clown world.

>>18352616
Never stopped working. Essential city employee

>>18352693
Welcome.

>Why yes, I did just buy 100 shares of DAL and LUV, how could you tell?

REEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID I BUY TSLA AT 556 A SHARE REEEEEEEEEEE

has anyone ever SOLD when its mooning and never have it fuck you over? like I could have made $2k just now and now it dumped. I just need to stop being greedy right?

>>18352745
so it was stupid to close puts on brent today with a loss ?

Well, all the /r/wsb cancer is coming here. Expect an additional standard deviation drop in poster IQ this week. We're already at all time lows

just went all in on RTX

>>18352766
Protecting your capital should always be your priority. Before you get into a trade, set a stop-loss and set a specific target gain.

Not so fast!

>>18352769
quit reddit faggots show me your robinhood screenshots

Why would they come here instead of going to some other reddit board?

>>18352788
they are fags

>>18352693
>lurk dont post for at least 6 months
>learn to love anime
>hate nigs, jews, trannies, and jannies
If you get that under your belt you can stay.

>>18352727
It's bait because it's been closed for months.

Ah, another volatile and horrific day at the markets

>>18352769
how do I profit off this?

>>18352785
thanks. Will do that from now on

>>18352753
actually I don't really have to do that per say. boss - " I don't really care what you do". But I'm doing it just so I can claim I did do something while I'm off.

>>18352779
Why?

>>18352766
>Getting fucked by selling for profit

No that never fucks you. I could’ve had 8x returns yesterday with some calls I had but I sold those options early and only had 4x returns. You can’t go wrong with taking profits.

>>18352403
yes, planes are grounded, it means it's the bottom for airlines or close to it. buy now and enjoy 30-40 percent gains in the end of may

All the technical analysis is telling me bobo

Why are you buying ATH?

>>18352769
poomp eet

>>18352798
This

Should I get some VXX calls? I got a feeling the kikes are going to sell off hard tomorrow.

ok, i need one good call, just one good call from you guys, nothing more nothing else, no iron condors, no verticals, a single strike, for a single share, with many contracts, give me your best (iv needs to be less than 60%)

Hi guys I'm coming over from wsb, lets see how many gamers we have over here on /biz/

This cake is great, its so delicious and moist

Is there any reason to trade based on news? Seems like the second you go to check on a stock, the algos have already been there.

>>18352805
Give them information opposite of your own actions.

>80% dividends
>get dividends every week
>use dividends to buy PLUG

is this how rich people do it? Buy cheap growth/meme stocks with divvies?

>>18352800
It's a slow crab of nothing made to waste your time

>>18352763
>tfw you set a limit buy at $28 and it bottomed out at $29 before somehow going up above $40 ...when nobody's flying

fuck this clown market

>>18352657
short tim horton's stock - its basically canada's version of SPY. when the canadian economy is doing well tim horton's moons and vice versa.

>>18352438
The only nigger here is you, anon

>>18352828

>>18352825
Hi there!

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>>18352813
War with Venezuela in the next few months. Even if that doesn't happen, it's a solid long term hold, very undervalued right now.

APA? not sure with the oil shit.

>>18352766
always take profit. i was up $10k and I didnt take profit and then my stops were hit and that trade resulted in a loss. if you're greedy then at least take 50% off the table.

>>18352620
And here I was, thinking Toronto was doing okay compared to New York. What the fuck

>>18352726
>>18352746
>>18352578
>>18352560
>>18352481
>>18352475
>>18352761
*snibs u*

>>18352850
for fucks sake, shut up and laugh at the retard if he has losses if you hate him so much.

Hello my name is Noah (from wsb) gay bears investing in $ROPE, I see? Heh.

I new Jerome wouldnt let us down like that!

>>18352823
oh nigger you better not touch the sacred if you are not willing to lose all your profits for foreseeable future

>>18352381
I call dibs on random waller.

Hope everyone listened when I told you to buy KO at $40.

>>18352874
no fuck you. If you want a username go back to freddit

It's over for the bears now.

Hope you got your cheapies, lads. It's gonna go up quicker than it went down.

>>18352854
Should I sell my Boeing stock and go all in on RTX?

>>18352395
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/contango.asp

fuck this crab market. either sustain the pump or sustain the dump

unironically this
lurk moar

>>18352469
Insider trading laws don't apply to congress.

>>18352829
>reading news while trading
Just no.

>>18352843
Stay salty.

>>18352894
Agree!
-Noah (from wsb)

Boboboboboboboboboboobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobo

*Nosehair whips your stocks to the red

>>18352892
you're bleeding reddit, fag. i can smell it miles away.

>>18352879
*snib*

>he thinks we're going to dump into a 3 day weekend

can somebody explain to me why is copper so high, it was 4500-5000 for entire 2015-2016 period and now it's at 5k
I understand China uses alot of copper and since they dealt with virus it's good for them but still, it's doing surprisingly well

>>18352905
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STOCK_Act

>>18352832
My dream is to make enough off dividends to cover all expenses and compound my money forever but that dream seems far off

Wait, people here actually think laws apply to Congress? lmao

>>18352874
>replying to stale pasta

AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING CRABS

>>18352829
Only news that's important is Fed news and other monetary policy stuff. Major headlines should be ignored.

>>18352924
Who the fuck would hold over the weekend?

Brrrrrrree hah hah brrrrrrrrrrrrr ha ha jpow ha ha gay bears ha ha $ROPE ha ha faggot delight ha ha
-Noah (from wsb)

test

I need a play

Does anybody else in this thread feel like we have finally returned to a normal economy?

>>18352942
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

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>>18352936
Btfo you kike shill faggot

jesus fuck this thread is reeking reddit, staying away for today

>>18352942
No.

>>18352938
Chuck testa ha ha
-Noah from wsb

>>18352929
How much money would you need? A million?

>>18352942
>"return to normal"
SELL SELL SELL

>>18352923
>>18352879
>>18352915
>>18352951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_W6PvLzA1c

>>18352942
>returned to a normal economy
not in the PHI metro, not at all.

>>18352924
we will dump and then gap up 15% on monday

>>18352929
>>18352832
this guy is doing that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DprxfMloW0A

>>18352892
Where did the tripcode touch you poorboy? Are you annoyed with the tripcode or in the fact that I just made so much more in a few minutes than you had for the past couple of days?

>>18352925
Instability in Chile? People anticipating Africa getting fucked?

>>18352929
i live in backwoods of texas, yearly expenses are probably like 20k or so so i would need lke 1.5 million for that. Thats not including property tax tho, which is unconstitutional and extremely gay

Are you for REAL, after going up 10% for past few days we're going up AGAIN?

NOTHING IS FUCKING OPEN

>>18352984
being this insecure about your gains means that you probably lost it all in the last couple of weeks

>>18352995
>>18352995
>>18352995
new

>>18352998
we still have 30 posts till bump limit you fucking faggot

>>18352992
>Moving sideways pure crab style
>"Going up"
Ebin

Just waking up. What does /biz/ think is going to be green by close?

>>18352998
>early
>degenerate anime image
kys yourself

we need to petition to get wsb back. These faggots need to leave our board.

>>18352992

This is where you SEETHE

This is where you COPE

Hi Business & Finance,

I just got $20 from my dad for mowing the lawn. What should I buy to turn it into $50 by the weekend?
-Noah (from wsb)

Edit 1: If you downvoted, please explain why. It doesn't help if I don't get constructive feedback.

>>18352997
The gains are just a bonus, I just wanted to show people who dismiss TA just because they don't know how to use it properly. On the other you're sperging for no good reason at all.

Here is why we are going up:
>CNBC saying we’re returning to normal and buy the dip before you miss it
>Goldman Sachs saying saying we’re returning to normal and buy the dip before you miss it
>Morgan Stanley analysts saying we’re returning to normal and buy the dip before you miss it
>JP Morgan analysts saying we’re returning to normal and buy the dip before you miss it
>Every major news organization and financial media format is saying these things

It’s going up because they’re trying to offload the bag onto someone. That person might be you.

tfw V shaped recovery
feels good to be a permabull :^)

>>18353039
okay, this is epic

>>18353039
The Luckin stock is selling for like 4 dollars a share for some reason right now, and it used to be like 40. Seems like a good way to make a buck. I bought a bunch already.

~~~Delplop (from wsb)~~~

AMZN is never going below 2000 again btw

>>18353039
>>18353055
go back >>18353021

>>18353039
>What should I buy to turn it into $50 by the weekend?
ky jelly

>>18352929
Uh, depending on your life style it's very doable. $2000 seed money into an S&P 500 fund @ $1000 x 26 yrs dumped into it x 8% growth rate (low ball) would deliver over 100,000 at year 26. That'd be over 8,000 a month in spending money. This would be just one income source. Combine it with some work 401k, savings, and S.S and your pretty much rolling in money.

>>18352678

Just curious. Now that tesla has stopped producing cars and are leaving workers off. Why would the stock go up? Theres absolutely no reason for that. Im sorry bro if u loose money here.

Im assuming its possible bitcoin will crash today with the rest of the market. Its not gonna be pretty.

i'm bored

USO going up...what a world to be alive

>>18352462
Panama papers did not really result into anything. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself and there was no proper investigation nor is Ghislaine Maxwell in custody. Nothing will fucking happen because this is clown world. Get with the program.

>>18353068
reddit is here to stay

>>18352229
What happens to my call options if the company decides to suddenly withhold a planned dividend? Is the sum added on to the strikeprice?

>>18353080
its 8k per year at 100k mate

>>18353124
you dont get dividends when you hold calls. withholding a dividend may cause stock price to drop making your calls drop as well. however we are living in clown world times so that announcement may be priced in.

>>18353124

Lmfao

>>18353139
>you dont get dividends when you hold calls
Yeah, I know. I mean, if there's an extra, bonus dividend, you get a discount on the strike price. I'm wondering if the reverse is also true.

>>18353174
You didn't understand what I was asking, did you?

>>18352440
Cute.

>Set buy in prices to low to get filled
>Next day that stock goes up
Why do I do this every time?

Arrrr me mateys, bunch of faggots lol
-Noah (from wsb) (questrade division)(NEVER a gay bear) (until I am lol)

>>18353287
It’s like 4chan with a bloody fookin boomberg terminal lol

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok biz, whats the word on the streets?

>>18352320
Buy on rumor, sell on news.

You see it Zack? LK right in the coffe