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>>18347150
#2 is the only correct answer

Rolllerino for cerealrino

>>18347160
But everything is closed now and I can not even leave my house for months.

>>18347169
Thats some faggot ass bullshit literally the only 1 I never ate in my Life.

>>18347150
Rolling for 7.
Frosted cherrios are better though.

>>18347150
Reeses puffs. Get unemployment right now it's insane if you're in states. I make 20 an hour and get paid less than it. Also bet it all on option puts for next month.

>>18347165
8 is technically the best cereal

>>18347180
What industry or jobs are you interested in? What careers have the people in your family had?

Spend quarantine time studying up on those.

>>18347150
Get a work from home job doing invoicing or some other mindless task.

>>18347150
>emergency fund: $1000
Kek that is not enough. If emergencies cost that much life would be a breeze. $5000 minimum.
At one point in my life. I had to work at a hostel for 4 hours a day so I had a place to sleep. Then work at a restaurant at night. Ate at a soup kitchen 3 days a week. Wasn’t during a pandemic though, good luck.

>>18347236
>#8
>no orange stars
>no green clovers
>no yellow moons
>no blue diamonds

ya aint gonna make it, captain

>>18347236
Capn razor blades

>>18347150
>Emergency Fund
>1000 dollars

Anon........

1, 4, or 8 best cerealerinos

>>18347455
literally the worst possible choices

>>18347150

>30yo
>$1,000 cash to your name

How?

>>18347514
liquor and whores

>>18347514
You do know that the majority of the adult population makes less than 40k/yr, right?

roll

>>18347514
kys

>>18347446
What does this image even mean?

>>18347150
>emergency fund: $1000
>retirement stocks: $4000
>retirement bonds: $2000
Is that everything? One grand in the bank?
Anon the best decision would be to claim unemployment, tap into the covid stimulus, and start looking for work.
Are you asking /biz/ what to invest in? Don't invest what you can't afford to lose, and it doesn't sound like you can afford to lose much.

Also, Reese's Puffs or Honey Nut Cheerios are the best choices. But with almond milk instead of cow secretion.

>>18347551
So from 18 to 30 that's 480,000.00USD. That's a 0.002% savings rate for emergency fund. 0.014% if you include everything. It makes even less sense when you mention how much the average adult makes.

>>18348205
maybe he didn't include having a house as something 'invested into'.

Frosted Flakes without milk are top tier.

>>18347150
liquidate everything to McDonalds 185 calls 4/9

#7 is probably the least unhealthy of all of those.

>>18347236
How can it be the best if you can't even see its taste?

>>18347150
>This is what shart-in-marts actually eat

Get number 5

1,4,7 and 9 rest is shit

>>18348205
No one makes 40k at 18. I made fucking 12 bucks an hours max till I was in mid 20s.

>>18347150
#4 is good shit.

>>18347150
Would that emergency fund cover six months of your expenses?

>>18347150
I've bought huge loads (more than 5kg) of: rice, spaghetti, white beans, red lentils, sausage in cans, carrots leeks and celeriac (froze them), soup noodles, salt, pepper, paprika garlic and onion powder, olive oil, sunflower oil, vinegar, tomato sauce.

For most of the stuff I paid about half the price because of the amounts.

Sports: roadbike, tabletennis, badminton

>>18350120
Also milk and milk powder aswell as fresh water canister

>>18347165
thats one of the worst. 7 or 9 if you have to eat goychow

#2 is garbage and everything else on the list is delicious.
Rolling, my odds are fantastic.

Start buying Ramen Noodles will be your new diet.
Look for a new job if there is any, or start learning a new skill and sell and market it.

>>18347150
btc & eth, dca in $500 a month

>>18347150
>What would now be the best decision for a 30 year old who just got fired?
7, definitely

>>18347150
If you eat any of these cereals you are a fucking basedboy bugman man child and you need to go back to plebbit

>>18349969
oatmeal master race

>puts original life instead of cinnamon
Are you out of your fucking mind mate?

>>18347427
>Capn razor blades
kek, that describes my recent nostalgia-bender experience with it. Don't know how I survived childhood on that garbage

>>18350387
We don't eat anymore.

>>18347150
Those are all shitty..

I mean you ask for advice, but the other reality here is that you need to do what you need to do with your money to survive. Cash first, then bonds IMHO, then stocks.

>>18347150
If i get original life Im gonna get pissed

>>18347150
damn i wanna know what i got cereal

>>18351633
nice those are good

>>18347165
absolutely based

>>18348205
Do you expect people to go from high school to making $40,000/year? You do know that federal minimum wage is less than $15,000/year right?

Honey Oh's is the secret GOAT

>>18347150
wojack bring me a cup of milk with #7

Fools.

>>18352135

haha it's the meme monkey!

>>18347150
>No honey bunches of oats
Yikes!

rolling.

>>18347427
>>18350714
Weak gums, virgins.

>>18348241
HEY TONY