/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he bought the top

>HE BOUGHT THE TOP

>>18344093
>he shorted the bottom

Reminder that this virus shit will be all over in 2 weeks.

Fill in the blank /smg/:

I buy

I sell

I ___________

>nigger Gerome control your stock gain
>nigger Arthur control your btc gain
where did it go wrong.

What stocks are still a bargain to own since we have bounced out of the bottom?

>he hodled through the middle

>>18344119
Coom.

>he didn't sell at 10am

explain yourself

>>18344115
Thanks Xi, appreciate you trying to bump our markets.

>>18344119
AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>>18344134
based

I'M ONLY HUMAN I GOT A SKELETON IN ME

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STIMULUS CHECK I WANNA BUY A MOTORCYCLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18344119
always loose

>>18344119
I must scream.

>>18344112
>mfw thats me

>>18344144
Short Harley

sold BA at 163 buying in at 130 what are your plans for Monday?

>>18344124
Berkshire Hathaway B shares are a good value to get a stake in the future money printing of America. Galaxy digital to get a stake in the crypto future. Then throw in whatever else you feel like, probably some puts

>>18344144
>not putting your entire check into stocks

>>18344093
>>18344107
>>18344112
>he

>>18344119
'VE GOT LIES TO TELL YOUR CHILDREN
WHEN MY SMILES PIERCES THROUGH YOUR BONES
RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BONES
THE GRASS IS GREEN INSIDE MY YARD
I CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD IT HURTS YOU
INSIDE YOUR BONES

>>18344159
How did you know to sell at 163?

how do i crash teh economy?

>>18344169
>her

Still holding my 12600 shares of ONTX. I admit watching it kinda flounder over these last few months while everything else has either sank or flown higher has really tried my patience sometimes. The only thing that keeps me holding is the glorious news on the way and the insane share pop that'll happen right afterwards.

>all the big boys still in cash
>start of week is shorts
>end of week dumps
Literally everyone is slaughtering permabulls jesus

>>18344179
that's a man

>>18344184
h-hhha ha yeah!
Those idiots!!
So glad I'm h-holding all this SRTY!!!

Thoughts on Actively Managed and Enhanced Strategy ETFs?

>>18344164
stocks are down bud i don't want stocks

>>18344181
yes, what a healthy looking stock. gonna bounce back any day now!

Cramer’s a bear. Time to buy

>he sold the top

>>18344199
>stocks are down bud i don't want stocks

>>18344124
APA

60% of portfolio on calls on USO ahead of oil talks. How mind-bogglingly retarded am I?

>>18344208
god damnit
my puts

>>18344124
Safe-ish companies can still get you a 2x going very long, and risky companies which could potentially bankrupt or just never fully recover might still get you a 3 or 4x.
I still don't believe we're at the bottom, but you'd be retarded to not have a suicide stack of safe and unsafe shares. Personally I'm in XOM, RTX, DIS, MSFT, UAL, AAL and NCLH for that risky spice.
But I'm ready to apply the puts at any time and dump any yielded profit on more of the above if we dump another 40%.

>>18344134

>he didn't sell anything and is intending on keeping all this stocks for the next year or until they bounce back to pre-coronavirus levels

I am going to buy a bunch of 4/9 SPY calls at open and try to make a quick 50%. Who's coming with me? Who's coming with me?

>>18344238
It took 5 years for markets to reach the top before 2008

>>18344208
such a bad mentality. Telling your viewerbase to hold cash instead of being exposed to a potential recovery.

He should be telling his viewers to hold through this and should have been saying to DCA in late march.

WHY HAVENT I BEEN LAID OFF YET I FUCKING HATE MY JOB GIVE ME UNEMPLOYMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18344238
I kinda want to thank the Chinks for this Wuhan virus. The economy was going to collapse on its self, but now Trump can blame the chinks and get a second term even with a recession.

>>18344238
>he didn't sell in early February
come on now

>>18344255
You mean spy puts right?

I could choke the fuck out of every single one of you in this thread and there would be nothing you could do to stop me.

>>18344202
but think about all the upside

>>18344208
he's been a bear since early february
is this bait?
>>18344217
this better be bait.

Cramer is generally a permabull, has been for 12+ years. When he get's bearish you should take note.

>>18344223
kek this is really cute

>>18344093
>>18344107
>>18344112

>>18344173
I knew because I had made profit from the last time I saw my portfolio. Also immediately before the price wobbled so I was unsure about staying in.

>>18344269
It's a convenient scapegoat, but I'm not sure any president would survive this in an election year. I guess we'll find out in November.

>>18344255
I can't tell if we're going to double bottom or take another leg down, but there's 0 chance we're mooning any time soon.

>>18344262
yes and? are you not planning on being alive in 5 years?

>>18344270
sure but everyone should be buying as much as they can right now, the market may never get this low again in our lives. we know it will bounce back eventually, even if it takes a few years.

>>18344263
>hold cash
While the fed is printing trillions and the petrodollar is in shards....

>Futures aren't blood red
You bobos lied to me.

>>18344303
So why are you here if you want to die so badly? Just take a bunch of drugs and blow your brains out. Kill yourself

>>18344263
Agree. I think he might sort of be doing what you say in his trust, but his too-stupid-to-trade viewers are probably seeing this and hearing him talk and liquidating their portfolio.

>>18344294

>>18344287
Is joke
>>18344303
I've been DCAing into my long term account since a couple days ago while also hedging against another big dip
waiting for a major red day for a big buy, we're going to have at least one

>>18344181
H...how much longer anon?

>>18344320
ESL detected

This place sucks.. so much shit posting it's unreal

Guys am I retarded? When the market is green I start thinking itll be green forever and buy a bunch of calls, thinking corona is done etc..then it turns red..wtf..what am I doing wrong??

Why yes I did just buy another 150 shares of SPXL today. How could you tell?

Gonna give some money away to spxl and spxs. Shit is tanking tomorrow, xl puts or xs puts?

>>18344347
i approve, carry on

>>18344362
Well thanks for contributing to the shit, you fucking wanker

>>18344364
Just do the opposite of your first instinct

>>18344362
great, leave, faggot.

Reminder not to respond to LARPing faggots and attentionwhore triptards~

>>18344347
Seems likely. I can't remember, was everyone calling for a retest inn December 2018?

Whatcha buying at these levels?

>>18344362
I know. I don't know where to go anymore.
It's all full of brainlets.

classic camel

Ya

What are some clown world stocks like Boeing that give you great returns for no logical reason at all?

>>18344364
Write down a few points that summarize your investing strategy. Before making a trade read through it and make sure you’re not violating any of them. Here I’ll get you started
>1. Don’t give in to FOMO

>>18344351
Well according to the latest press release the P3 data won't happen till 2nd half this year. It was supposed to happen during the first half but the virus put a damper on it. From what I've gathered things are going very well. The last earning report was very good, beat estimates so that's a plus.

>>18344428
Cruise Lines
AMC
Dave and Buster's
AAL
BMW
Literally any and all oil shale stocks if you go very short

>>18344429
>2. set-up a stop-loss/take profits

aaaaaaand walaa i am now unemployed

>>18344429
My strategy is buy when its green, because if its green itll keep going up right? Why would I buy something that's down? Seems dumb desu

>>18344134
BASED AND BASEDPILLED

>>18344219
Thanks I'm also in RTX and have RDS.B. I was debating selling half of my OKE and pivoting it somewhere else and it would be like 500 bucks. I don't know what would be worth it because I am long for continued growth and or dividends for the long haul.

I want to yolo all in one stock what should i buy. Gonna gamble my neetbux checks so i dont really care. I dont have access to options. I was thinking of CCL.

>>18344483
Sava

>>18344410
>I can't remember, was everyone calling for a retest in December 2018?
My memory's not great, but I think it was the typical shit, bears thought it was the big one and bulls thought it would V.
>Whatcha buying at these levels?
Mostly boomer stuff I want for the long term, didn't buy at all today though, waiting for red.
Got some KO, PG, ABBV, PEP, T and a couple other stable divvie stocks, as well as some solid tech growth stuff like AMD and AMZN

>>18344483
CHK

>>18344453
happy neetday

>>18344219
Why UAL and Not DAL?

>>18344268
Can't you just pretend to work like a normal person?

Who else SDOW and SCO here?

>>18344483
RTX

>>18344455
That only worked in February

>>18344514
TZA smallcap gang here. Tomorrow dump, thursday short squeeze buy TNA

He bought the top, hahahaha, look at the top of the chart there he is hahah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

I'm not fucking around with oil price ETF anymore because i'm sick of getting fucked by tweets but could oil stay low for the next few months I want to accumulate a lot more cheap oil stocks

>>18344493
Huh. I just dumped the last of my ABBV today. Don’t know about their debt and I’m betting not too many people splurging on Botox anytime soon.

Do like all the other picks though I think VZ is safer than T. Probably not going to get a retest at AMZN I think. I don’t see anyone letting me scoop it up at 1650.
That makes me angery

Gonna have to figure out my buy level for PG too.

>>18344514
>SRTY and DRV
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18344536
What's the difference between now and february though?

>>18344197
They're more expensive and rarely beat vanilla S&P.

>>18344514
I went with VIX calls as I think the dump will be fast and furious.

>>18344506
no because my boss is a fucking boomer retard that works us like slaves

>>18344278
sir i'll have you know i have exceptional grip strength

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

>>18344582
waiter this pasta is stale

>>18344582
Nice larp idiot, jump off a bridge and do a flip

>don't know if the dump will be mostly tomorrow or thursday
dammit
Everyone knows to dump thursday but then that might mean it makes more sense to dump early wednesday EoD. But if thats the case you can buy in low and farm more permabull savings on thursday
WHICH DAY?

Is there anything more degenerate than gambling on the stock market?

>>18344582
Spy puts yolo 420

>>18344278
>kick in the balls

Did people seriously not know that there was a risk of asymptomatic spreading until this week? Damn.

>>18344557
True.
I’m curious about the new ones that are going to be allowed to hide their holdings from public view.

I also like VDIGX as it outperforms VIG.

>>18344582

What stock should I gamble all in on with my neetbux

PAY YOUR RENT

>10000 confirmed cases in africa
>likely many many times more
its happening brothers

>>18344278
>Your name on it

is r/wsb not working?

>>18344601
Gold. it's literally been tracking the stock market and the dollar which means its literally being boosted by boomertarians

>>18344582
You came to this revelation slowly and it’s US who are retarded.

>>18344600
I'm gonna buy puts at like 345? Depending on how it's going anyway

how many /smg/ frens are coofin?

>>18344208
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
The market has not priced in what is coming.
Small businesses will die. Their landlords will follow.
The mortgage market is up 150% due to refinancing but there is also false confidence that this will blow over, but some servicers will blow up.
BlackRock thinks this is not a finsncial crisis... That it is all caused by worldwide shutdown and lack of liquidity and money flow.
They have not yet recognized the danger.
They have not yet made the choice to nationalize the debt of every mom and pop.
Many small businesses will cut losses rather than hold out on the hope and prayer of a small business bailout that is not forthcoming.
The recovery will not be quick.
>the bear has not yet taken his hibernation ending dump
>that drop before was just the loosening of the plug
Spring comes, brothers

>>18344614
>reverse financed

Heh, the Empire will remain strong even with the virus shit happening all around. His divvy will remain intact and grow even fatter as other less fortunate companies slash there divvies to the bone. It's truly insane what all parts make up the Empire, wekipedia is your handy guide. To think just last week you coulda had it all for under 30 a pop. 0.52 x 4 @ 7+%. P.S - DIS's divvy is safe as well, hell they ain't worried. They bought more land in Florida last week.

>>18344620
you literally did not need those literallies

i should have bought more when ackman was crying on tv

>>18344428
SPY

>>18344614
Reverse financed internship? How do I get attractive female reverse financed interns in the post #metoo era?

>>18344624
I think I had the flu, not corona chan last week
>>18344643
Figuratively I did

>>18344550
Yeah I think I might switch out the ABBV for some other stuff, wasn't super confident on it. Might consider some of the other big pharma firms.
>>18344624
had a real bad coof a couple weeks ago, spent some time in Seattle prior to symptoms
It wasn't fun, but I'm alright now

>>18344614
>pay to work
>jew level 99999999999

>>18344612
X

>>18344514

>>18344624
Oklahoma County here supposedly has 303 confirmed coofers. Hopefully they're all stuck in the metro area and won't push it to the suburbs.
Aunt was possibly exposed to it. We're waiting it out.

>>18344502
I am. That list was from memory. I also forgot CCL for meme gainz.

>>18344665
>28% in the red
How long ago did you buy, and why did you hold?

>>18344614
>>18344650
>>18344662
It's a joke btw

>>18344614
How do I short this company

>>18344601
idk man.. i can list a few things....

>>18344615
not really Africa doesn't have as much international traffic as 1st world countries

Kek, GE is gonna be making engines for China. Combined with the healthcare division and power division cranking out stuff to fight the virus plus that 20 billion cash they just got, they'll be in good shape.

>>18344666
With those digits they'll be bringing your aunt blankets loaded with the virus to her reservation shortly.

>>18344674
>CCL for meme gainz.
Aint we all.

>>18344687

They also don't let anyone into the 3 person tin can hospital unless they have ebola or a lion bit their arm off

>>18344658
JNJ is one of the last two companies with a AAA balance sheet. I have it in my IRA as a hold forever stock, but I probably should have trimmed it today. I’d really like to buy more below $120. Might ditch my MRK. May add PFE or BMY.

>implying stock prices will ever return to their pre-coronavirus levels

Trump won't allow stock buybacks with the stimulus package, you fucking retards. Enjoy losing money. Government contractors are where all the gains are. I'll stick with Boeing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2maf47wYFU

Lots of activity in the market today.
>Flipped some calendar straddles.
>Arbed a few bond futures.
>Scalping long gamma while hedging zomma, speed and charm

>>18344483
BSC

>>18344680
I’ve been holding and buying it for 15 days anon

>>18344738
you're right. Companies will get relativly dispasionate releif money and NOT be able to buy back their own stocks.

...but the treasury through the fed through blackrock will be able to buy up all the stock their favorite companies have already bought back up with printed money. It's called the Kansas shuffle.

>>18344738
Actually that ain't true. If the company don't take the stimulus money they ain't bound by shit. The Company can buy however much of its own shares as it wants. Now if it takes the money well, then the trap is set.

>>18344483
Rtx

>>18344749
Big if true.

>>18344255
Don't you idiot, it's going to head down.

WSB is finally dead

great, /wsb/ just went private. prepare your asshole for refugees

>>18344749
What do you think about my sqqqqqqq iron condor/butterfly reverse split?

Nikkei futures going red lads, tomorrow is going to be a red day. HEAD AND SHOULDERS HAPPENING

I'd love to see what options positions lost the most value right when that red candle hit. I'd buy so fucking mad if I just clicked buy on some SPY calls.

>>18344791
Is it not just me? I thought I got banned but I haven’t done anything that anyone else on that retard forum has so wtf anyone else here can confirm?

>>18344615
>ten thousand niggers dying

what's the problem here exactly?

>>18344798
how would you know?

>>18344791
>>18344818
Why tho? Didnt they just do this?

>>18344798
>That one guys conspiracy was true
Based but also fuck

>>18344278
choke me daddy x3

>>18344813
If it doesn't gap down too hard I'll still be in the green on a couple stocks and might take profit and wait

Rip my SPR if true though

WSB goes private once every 3 months for a spell newfags

Where's that bvllfag? He's been quiet all day.

Looks like jerome got a little too cocky

>>18344798
why??

>>18344791
>>18344798
>>18344818
>>18344828
>>18344837
>>18344841
SEC shuts them down all the time

>>18344839
wsb just went private, hell be back soon

>>18344837
Proof? Because there was a lot of talk about going private once barstool got a hold of the sub but even then no one confirmed anything or anyway to keep access

>>18344839
BVLL BVLL BVL~

Who am I kidding I'm a bull and I hate that high yella nigga.

>when you're holding spy puts
C'mon baby

>>18344848
can't have normies being able to pull the same manipulation techniques the jews use and make money, now can we?

>>18344836
If it gaps down just buy 3x bull stocks. Thursday will be a massive short squeeze because of the long weekend. Robinhood newfags don't have after-market so just sell then.

If tomorrow is up then it's clown market and I have no idea what happens on Thursday

>>18344849
Those bullnighers are probably killing themselves en mass

God damn I want to burn all trip fags

>>18344848
big if true, kinda stupid if true
>SEC doing anything
>SEC reading reddit and hunting down insiders
>SEC doing that instead of literally anything else it could be doing

ATVI will be over $75 by 6/19, change my mind

>>18344791
>>18344818
>>18344848
Aaaaaaaaaand its back...

>>18344874
Only tripfag who is pure cancer is scoops shilling his spxl because he's lost so much on it.

>>18344872
What is wsb?

Is RCL a good stock to buy now and make x3? lol

continuing to flip calendar straddles on volatility products
calendar and box rolls on SPX
this shit is free money

>>18344871
I agree, I already bought my first round of HSU shares today near close

>>18344881
Every decision they have made recently has been bad even before march

>>18344875
the SEC can insider trade with its buddies but you can't, you're just a pleb. those are the rules. WSB is stepping in on their turf.

I bought the majority of my stock the day before the market started crashing and I still have it all

>>18344887
aaaand its down again

hey there Channers just joined up on here since WSB is down. What stonks are you buying or selling that are mooning rn. Screen name is DragonSlasher84 btw

>>18344771
maybe

that's NOT what's happening, but it could be in the future

>>18344894
reddits version of /smg/

>>18344896
stop mocking the poorfags it's rude

>>18344895
absolutely just don't risk more than you're willing to lose completely

Priced in?

>>18344921
im going heavy all in on luckin

>>18344919
lmao what are these fucks doing?

>>18344365

I bought 10 sqqq today about 15 per. Have a sell limit at 20. Lets see who wins this week. I will be happy to make $40

>>18344874
>TFW you will never be as based as 2 scoops

I'm zepressed brothers. Down 47kish last 2 weeks. I need some red candles.

>>18344894
please just ignore any faggot that mentions that place

>>18344921
https://www.reddit.com/user/dragonslasher84

>>18344937
why did they get suspended? And what meme is this?

>>18344930
I'm not done yet. I noticed that my vol model was reading out way higher than the VIX
And looked at past couple days of realized vol
IV was way underpriced
I created a synthetic variance swap using VIX options and created a short synthetic variance swap using SPX options in strips to arbitrage the difference between realized variance and implied variance

>>18344921
hey friend :) come join us on 4chan/d where we keep the insider knowledge

Brothers
the faggots from WSB are storming the gates of our precious paradise
You need to short my position, because I'm going to go out there and hold them off as long as I can. Remember, I love you bastards and its Always Priced in

What psyop should we start to make sure leddit stays the fuck away from this place

>>18344950
>You will never be a fucking loser that wanders around a random threat, on an anime image board, with a party hat that is supposed to make him special
>You will never be as insufferable of a faggot as this person.

>>18344944
>I bought 10 sqqq today about 15 per. Have a sell limit at 20. Lets see who wins this week. I will be happy to make $40
I made $5k yesterday. Does this mean I already won?

reddit retards kill themselves painfully

Anyone here buying HAS?

>>18344981
just shill biostock pennyshit and gish hard it’s like catnip for retards

>>18344921
>hey there Channers just joined up on here since WSB is down. What stonks are you buying or selling that are mooning rn. Screen name is DragonSlasher84 btw

Ah cool, another reddit guy.

Hopefully enough of us will come here to diversify the discourse.

This place has a hive mind, maybe we can balance it out.

I for one am pumped oil is dying. Two birds one stone. My SPWR calls will print while we clean the air with less oil and quarantine.

What else should the government do to take advantage of this opportunity?

Death tolls related to Covid-19 are going to be revised downward. We're going to the moon.

>>18344987
So uhh you're betting on no happenings?

>>18345000
*gush not gish

>>18344950
>Under everyone gets of
>communism their fair share milk

>>18344982
Are ya winnin yet, son?

>>18344216
if the talks go well then GG you win via blind luck, I think it will go well, but I have limit orders inplace if they don't

>>18344916
Are you cost averaging? Because you should be cost averaging.

>>18345019
Sounds about right

>>18344131
Fuck Xi and Fuck the Chinese Communist Party Coofers.

>Futures going back up
BOBOS BTFO
BVLL BVLL BVLL!

>>18345047
filtered

>>18345049
seething cope

Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?

>>18345049
BVLL BVLL BVLLL BVLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>18345036
You did dump your bags yesterday or today right? So you can stop shilling SMG with your trash spxl?

>>18344119
Take in the ass

>>18344987
As someone who enjoys MTG, don't touch HAS. Their stupid decisions about the game aside, Magic has been obliterated by corona. It'll come back eventually, but a lot of local stores won't survive the shutdown. Demand for singles is low, demand for sealed product is low, and the pre-release of IKO is being postponed. Outlook is not good.

Also, companions are incredibly stupid. Probably a worse decision than Oko, they're that bad.

>>18344319
1) Bobo always lies
2) Bulls always are over optimistic

>/smg/ basically back to normal antics
>no one really worried about coronavirus anymore

feeling a bit bearish here lads.

>>18344791
>>18344798
lmao

>>18345076
Godzilla cards were cool though

not gonna lie, this Bvll poster is fucking BASED

>>18345090
jokes on you m8 I was never worried about coronothingburger virus

>>18345076
Are fetchlands affordable yet?

>>18345102
filtered

>>18345090
do you hate America? literally all this market needs is any clinically proven treatment, even if it's tamiflu-tier, and the market fucking moons

>>18345123
Man from what I've read, drinking massive amounts of green tea and zinc supplements really help apparently

>newfags from pol and now fucking plebbit
SMG is kill

>>18344362
>>18344364
Truth is, you should be following a REAL non-emotional strategy.
"I'm going to long X amount of money every month with a X distribution strategy"

Try to stick to a systematic plan, even if your plan is to just "buy whole market funds!", it's best if you stick it it in a robotic manor.

>>18345090
The people hysterical about corona have committed sudoku after gambling with puts too many times.

>>18345123
>do you hate America

i voted for Trump, and will again in 2020, does that answer your question? also i hope you're right but everyone is way too comfy right now.

>>18345076
I was actually asking because I was curious about the future performance of My Little Pony.

>>18344937
>tfw the teacher watch the same porn

>>18344875
Wsb would be a pretty good honeypot to be honest.

The mother of all liquidity crunches is around the corner. In Q2, US jobless claims will be 5 to 10x greater than any quarter over the previous 50 years. Retailers and restaurants in Malls and on high streets are often private equity owned and will be unable to pay leases (as private equity has stripped them of their property assets). Both the demand and supply side is going south for many sectors. This equity rally is a temporary relapse into central bank fueled insanity.

>>18345136
link what you read, or fake AND gay.

>>18345076
Oof
Rudy gonna sudoku?

>>18345149
>i voted for Trump, and will again in 2020
based fellow america hater

is oil and gas still a violate stock? i see some stocks mooning

Anyone else buying up GameStop?

>>18345162
brrrrrr

>>18344582
Waiter! There's a faggot in my pasta!

>>18345149
If you reduce transmission by 60% and lethality by 50% with a prophylactic and masks, corona stops being worse than the flu

>>18345064
>>18344893
Sirs, I can understand your feelings of frustration over holding your TVIX bags or puts too long, but I just wanted to let you know:
>You will never be as based as 2 scoops

Now kiiindly do the needful and post your portfolio so that I can keep laughing at you

>>18345090
coronavirus was the leading cause of death in the USA today and we haven’t hit the peak yet

>>18345112
There's a secret lair for fetches, LGS-only and marked up a ton. Modern staples are dropping in price a bit because there's nowhere to play though, so I guess there's that.

>>18345100
The way the collab is being handled is a bad sign for the future of the game. WotC has done this sort of thing before, but always as non-playable promos.

>>18345167
Rudy closed off new subscribers, but I'm sure that's not because he's struggling.

I think we haven't reached the bottom, billionaires still hoarding cash.

>people still preoccupied with the meme virus and its actual efficacy and not the obvious fact that economies the world over are shut down and won't open back up until their hysterical people and leadership are 100% satisfied that the scary bug is gone

This is fucking the market. That's all there is to this. It is going to fuck the economy and the market. Western economies were already up to their tits in debt and on the brink of recessions. This is going to happen. Plan accordingly.

>>18345175
I wouldn't. It has an obsolete business model and will be going under in a couple of years regardless of Corona

>>18344637
I doubled my T
I don't know about you.

>>18345175
Kek

>>18344958

>>18345175
WHY?

Finland is resurrecting people. Bearish signal.

>>18345191
Post your average cost and current p/l
And then shut the fuck up. People can shill stocks here but having a trip AND shilling a fucking gay 3x ETF makes it fucking unbearable.

>>18345223
>and will be going under in a couple of years regardless of Corona
True, but Xbox and PS5 are coming out with new consoles this Christmas, so its gonna moon baby and I'll sell for lots of profits.

>>18345223
>in a couple of years
Hodlers are retarded in general

>>18344637
What % do you have in AT&T?

>>18345191
>He still hasn't sold his bags
So your still holding them eh? Pathetic. How long will you continue to hold those heavy ass bags?

>>18345242

They really are the master race. These levels of autism shouldn't be legal.

>>18345216
But the moment a Tamiflu tier or better treatment is available there'll be a massive push to reopen. If an existing drug works even a little bit, it could be Emergency Use Authorised on the spot.

>>18345244
If you want to vote proxy you have to recall your lent out shares by April 20th. Permit, Hestia, Must & Burry are about 20% of the float and will surely want to vote.

>>18344126
lel

>>18345243
Sirs, this is a no poo zone.
If you post in this thread, you'll have to poo in the loo
>P O O
>L O O
Now kiiindly do the needful and revert back to us.

>>18345202
>Secret Lair
I have never seen this garbage,WotC has gone way overboard with "products". The fucking charts alone that you need to figure out how to get promo cards nowadays is ridiculous, they ought to just wind up the business and open a Casino at this point. Also no ponies and Hasbro is already getting wrecked. I don't see much upside until a Frozen 3 comes out and they get another excuse to sell dolls.

>>18345244
>It's going to moon
New hardware != profits
The reason why they make so much on new hardware, is that they sell all the extra stuff that goes with it.
Gamestop branded shity controllers, used games to new consoles, ect.

I have a feeling that the XSEX and PS5 are moving mostly online.
If that's the case, then why not buy your physical on Amazon?

I'm open to a bull case on Gamestop, I just don't see it though. The management has had numerous chances to change the underlying business model, but keeps fucking it up every time.

>He shorted the bottom
>He called the top
>He bought the dip
>He sold the run
>He is Mumu
>He is Bobo
>He is you.

>>18345244
>holding bags for 6+ months on the off chance people don't just order them online
NuBoomvestor?

>all in on 100x leverage /biz/ told me we were on the bottom
>wake up at 9:30 happy, sad at 4:00

I sleep.

>>18345269
Im just getting in, but I'm going to try to accumulate as many as possible over the next few weeks.

BIG GREEN DILDOS ON FUTURES

>>18345264

Hell no. Do you understand how people/governments/bureaucracies work? They were dragging their feet to address this crisis, now they're overreacting the other way and are chomping at the bit to ban this and that play dictator. Especially American governors. Some are already pegging June as their earliest return, that is enough to be a catastrophic cut in economic productivity.

And if these economies start getting unwound again and trigger another jump in corona cases... right. It's going to be right back to square 1 and hysteria. Don't fixate so much on the catalyst, predict the behavior.

>>18345286
Bahaha, shut the fuck up buddy. The nerves of this guy to shill an ETF that he's lost tens of thousands on. GTFO

The fact everyone uses total cases instead of active cases is incredibly misleading

There's 1200 in my province and 800 recovered, but the media reports it as "1200 cases"

>>18345236
mortgage and rent?? idk man.. doesn't seem to add up

>https://www.thestreet.com/investing/tal-education-plunges-in-after-hours-on-sales-fraud-disclosure
Honestly, if you invest in Chinese companies you deserve to get defrauded.

>>18345313
It's not about the voting but ther shorted share recall. I doubt that it's that easy but you'll never know..

>>18345244
just buy AMD instead you fucking retard.

>>18344364
>what am I doing wrong??
Living.

>>18344582
I know this is pasta but some newfags might actually think that TA doesn't work. If you only want to trade you can survive on TA alone, but longer positions need both TA and fundamentals.

>>18345329
is that the only reaction image you have

>>18345292
They'll be pushing consoles and games, etc. It's a lot easier to drive down the street and buy it now then to even wait 2 days for Amazon. People want instant gratification. That's why I think it will pop and survive long enough to get it through Christmas and maybe half of next year. I'll be out way before then.

>>18345175
It's dead. Think. Questionable condition of used goods. (Missing manual,no case, disc that may play or not play properly,missing parts). Limited selection. Yet they charge you out the ass for it. V.S Ebay - wide selection, you get to see exactly what your getting so no surprises. I can't go to GME and get say PS1 games. Ebay? Easy as hell. Or thanks to torrent and piracy you could get every PS1/PS2/Xbox game and download to your computer. Then with handy software application and xbox 360 windows controller play those games w/graphics boost as nice bonus. Only cost would be the controller.

>>18345314
>Already down again
Fucking Pajeets trying to manipulate a gap up

>>18345329
>kCatjtbs
>posts Dog
Sorry, my autism can't handle this

>>18344181
I had to sell today. You made out like a bandit with the AMRN stock, if I were you, as soon as has another good pump (if it does) GTFO and don't look back. Stuff more into T (like you have been) and some other discount stocks that pay good dividends. You're not getting KO, T, SYY, various food stocks, defense, you name it. You may think you're behind the curve in your mid 30s (I'm there as well) but you made a straight roulette table gamble and won. There are rarely second jackpots like that.

why the fuck is gold dropping?

>>18344362
remember when this place had stock picks? Crazy times

>>18345333
Yeah, theres a lot of naked shorts, so im not sure its going to matter much, but it would be nice if it caused a sizable short squeeze.

LIQUIDATE EVERYTHING
CLOSE YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS
BUILD A HOMESTEAD IN THE WILDERNESS
NOTHING IS REAL HERE
ONLY YOU

>futures mega pump
But why?

>>18345348
it's the classic brick&mortar problem. who the fuck goes to gamestop when you can get better/more convenient service and cheaper games from steam/EGS and hardware from amazon? i made a bunch of money on JCPenny a long time ago on the same principle, because who the fuck goes to the mall anymore. the internet and same day delivery are too powerful.

>>18345321
Can't the recovered still by asymptomatic and spread the Chinese virus?

>>18345381
You have a generous definition of mega pump.

>>18345376
Some news came out maybe, ASX pumped around the same time.

>>18345376
nah.

>>18345381
fomc meeting info leaked apparently. fed is projecting no recession, everything open and back to normal business in two or three weeks.

>>18345346
If that were the case, then Amazon wouldn't be as big as it is, because you can drive down to Walmart, or whatever place to a physical store to get your stuff.
It has been proven, time and time again, that people are willing to wait, or in some cases, pay for expedited shipping to get it on Amazon.
I think that the instant gratification thing isn't really an argument here. It's more of a thing, after they have gotten their console.

The only positive thing that's happened to Gamestop was adding Reggie to the board.
I really hope that guy can help turn things around.

>>18345399
1% in 15 minutes is a pretty good pump

>>18345168
>guy wants to reshore manufacturing, raise domestic wages and stick his boot in China’s ass
>democrats pump the brakes at every opportunity
>America hater
Kys in Q1 2021

>>18345413
>already back red
well glad to see no one believes you or the fed

>>18345413
Source?

>>18344637
And so you know, I finally scooped some up at 28. Feeling good!

>>18345329
I think we should gas the bear-cuks
They never seem to learn

>>18345381
Futures are mostly flat now.

Live Nation is taking a short break on its road to hell. Earnings are April 30th and it will be $20 by then. Don't say I didn't give you a heads up.

>>18345358
Yeah. I know my luck will run out sooner or later so soon as ONTX flies I'm selling. Already got the order in place. Nothing to crazy high though. But enough to come out with a nice profit for my trouble.

>>18345419
I can wait for some random thing to come in the mail that I dont care about, but if I were a NEET I would go to my local GameStop and spend my Neetbux and get my games right fucking now.

>>18345450
Hello /o/

>>18345444
Your mum, you absolute tard
Go back to beating it to traps, smol speccy

>>18345463
I don't know, if I was NEET, I'd not want to leave my house.

>>18345381
Because it's bulling time.

if i were still a global mod i would permaban most tripfags that frequent these threads

>>18345253
From my last statement.

>>18345482
>T. down thousands of dollars but refuses to realize his lose in hopes of a magical +20% one day pump

>>18345485
NEETs have no shame.

>In Chicago, a recent report found that 70 percent of people who died from COVID-19, the disease caused by the coronavirus, are black — even though the city's population is just 30 percent black.

>In Milwaukee County, which is 27 percent black, the figure is 81 percent.

Puts on YUM (KFC) and QSR (Popeyes), thank me later guys.

>>18345496
How do these threads profit from getting you back into power?

>>18345485
This. I'm not a NEET and I still hate leaving my house. I get home from work and enjoy my fucking privacy and solitude.

>>18345513
Black people are fat. The Chinese hate fat people. And also black people.

>>18345513
trailer trash whites in the south eat fried chicken as much as blacks do

>>18345496
No just scoops is enough, the rest are hardly any more cancel than the bull/bear shitposters

>>18345513
niggers commit most of the violent crime despite being a small part of the overall population, so it makes sense this would be the case with covid too

>>18345496
https://www.strawpoll.me/19721690/r

OKAY EVERYONE, LETS VOTE TO SHOW TRIPFAGS HOW FUCKING HATED THEY ARE.

>>18345529
immediate removal of tripfag cancer is instant gains for /smg/
>>18345544
nah bro im gettin real tired of that one drunkard idiot spamming threads by talking to himself too

>>18345530
When you aren't forced to wake up at a specific time in the morning and go out to deal with a bunch of retards and nonsensical BS all day you might find yourself actually enjoying the time you do spend outside. It's nice to have the freedom to limit your interactions with retards and BS on your own terms. I'm enjoying being unemployed.

>>18345496
If my dad was still a Jagex mod I would launder a shit ton of items and make it big

>>18345216
>the obvious fact that economies the world over are shut down and won't open back up until their hysterical people and leadership are 100% satisfied that the scary bug is gone
what the hell gave you that idea?
Trump would have us open at easter, we're going to get back to work as soon as he can force the FDA to approve that quinine drug for treatment of covid-19 or maybe they're just waiting until they can produce a shitton and the lupus patients die so we can dedicate that stash to only covid.

Or any other treatment, I think he seems obsessed with that one, but it could be since it was the first one proposed and those have been in use for a while, so if we could show they work in real medical trials, it could be easy to start using them.

>>18345422
>trump has been good for america
ehhh... lets be honest most people who voted for him just didn't like hillary. and up until he fucked this up, I thought the pros were outweighing the cons... but now? No thanks, I'd rather get someone who listens to their own intelligence officers and CDC leadership. We could've BTFO the chinks some other way, like being the only nation not crumbling to Coronavirus along with possibly the koreans. What the fuck was all the wrangling over 5G worth, now that no ones going to be working on that for quite a while. Could've been our chance to catch the fuck up.

>>18345569
my dad is a nintendo mod

>>18345544
you still haven't posted your portfolio yet, speccy

>wsb went private because the subreddit owner was running a ponzi scam
what a bunch of fucking cucks

>>18345553
baggie is unironically funny, if you can laugh at irony, unless you're one of those people who can't deal with drunk people because they had an alcoholic dad or something.

>>18345569
If my uncle hadn't gotten fired from Nintendo for being a raging alcoholic, I would have made it big and replaced Mario with my ugly mug by now.

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>>18345598
Scoops I could be down 100% to 0 dollars in my account and still be liked more than you. Just take the fucking L and move on, if not then stop your pathetic shilling each and every day. Same pics, same shill, same posts, same account balance in the red. The day you sell is the day SMG becomes 50% better.

>>18345513
black people are also poorer, and isn't chicago one of those weird places where there's a big geographic divide? Like everyone north of some highway is black, and everyone south is white, or some weird segregation shit? I'd bet the black side is poorer and has less quality hospitals and shit.

>>18345643
you keep fucking feeding the trolls goddamn it stop.

He doesn't have the same pics, he keeps saving and reposting my phoneposting pics kek. Super cancer.

>>18345505
jeeeeeesus, wtf is wrong with you man. Please tell me this is a 2000 dollar account

>>18344984

Yes. My entire trading account is less than 5k. I am only trading to try and make up for thr losses of buying HAL and Slumburger 6 years ago. Lost almost a grand before I offloaded those pigs. I have 130k in my 401k for long term. So I am trading for fun.

>>18344119
I buy tranny gf
I sell cummies to tranny gf
I not gay

>>18344126
Kek

>>18344582
BASED