/biz/ - Business & Finance

YEAH JEROME PUMP IT THE FUCK UP MOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEE

I accidently bought 1K in SALT calls
Fuckin neck me desu

>He Sold?

We bull run now.

SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH JEROME

NO JEROME DON'T DO IT IVE HAD ENOUGH PLS JEROME

Bears are total morons.

so does this shit happen all the time? i just sold, is it really going up (oil sector)

>>18339363
Jerome has responded to my prayer. Thank you Jerome, if you can get us back over 2700 I will build a shrine to you

JEROME

POOMP THOSE GREENBACKS, MOON THE MARKET. FORCE YOUR WORKERS TO PRINT UNTIL THEY BLEED FROM THEIR HANDS, MAKE THEIR WIVES AND CHILDREN DO THE PRINTING IF YOU HAVE TO. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HYPERINFLATION, I NEED THOSE LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS

>>18339338
Lets go.

Corona cure soon

>>18339371
What the fuck were you thinking?

OUR TURN NOW, BOBO

>>18339398
Explain your logic behind why there would be a bull run
Impossible mode: you can say printer go BRRRR BRRRR

Oil storage about to moon. For me, it's STNG, DHT, FRO and TNP

what is this

Bobos, where you at? What happened to the EOD dump???

>>18339400

IS IT TIME TO LONG NORMIE REGRET???

EASY TATTOO REMOVAL???

>>18339412
I miss him bros

pump now i bought in

>markets stop tanking
>inexplicable green candles as we're about to hit negatives
Thank you Jerome, very cool!

we are all living in america, coca-cola wunderbra!

Bulls better give Jerome all the energy they can because this last 5 minute pump is already fizzling. I think today there's going to be an EOD dump instead of pump since they successfully tricked the market enough to cover losses. 3 day bull run we had last month is extremely similar, though the first 2 days of the bull run were condensed into a single day this time.

Dollar index is up over 5% since March. I'm doing nothing and gaining buying power while you idiots flounder about and react emotionally day to day.

>>18339433
>getting cocky after an irrational two week long bull run in the middle of a global health crisis when the market was already overheated

>Wells Fargo bitch on Bloomberg telling me to think about investment grade bonds and to carefully reallocate my portfolio
bitch I just want fast gains not boomer shit

>>18339433
We've been shitting bricks on these gay ass markets since February. Gonna keep shitting for the rest of the year and 2021

>>18339433
bearlets will say its coming after hours kek

>>18339455
checked patrician dollar holder

>>18339387
>Week one of 6 trillion in pump money
>Market signaling dead cat bounce

>>18339423
all bad news is priced in

>>18339454
The EOD pump is literally unavoidable. It's shorters closing for the profit so they don't get Jerome'd in the futures and there's a lot of them still.

>>18339456
>health crisis
ok

>>18339468
>markets only go up 7% after hours

god i want a crash so i can buy some fuckING TSLA$$$$

The sheer fact that a +800 day almost went to a complete downturn, even if by a miracle it stays up to close, should be a huge wake up call for bullfags. This wild ride isn't over yet.

>>18339448
Investing in tattoo removal tech is in my plans for this decade. It may be a smidge too soon. Face and neck tattoo zoomers aren't out of college quite yet. The big rush should come when they approach 30.

'Sup bearfags. Thanks for the free money on those puts you bought.

>>18339455
Absolutely based.

JEROME YOU MAGNIFICENT MOTHER FUCKER BECAUSE OF YOU I WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN FUCK YESSSSSSS

BASED DONALD IS PUMPING MARKETS TOO

WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!!!

>>18339448
tuchituchi is fine
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-pRRTCgK0o/

>>18339491
umm sweaty, not hiring me because of my face tattoos is discrimination

>>18339338
Why the fuck is my oil certificate crashing? This is the latest news I can find: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/OPEC-And-Partners-Eye-A-3-Month-Output-Cut.html

I was shilling DHT all last week, why didn't you all listen to the Rat King?

VIX mooning.
It's gonna be ugly.

>>18339478
It's priced in that this will last until the end of April. This shit is going to last until the start of June minimum.

>>18339423
Pretty much every serious money mover liquidated by 03.23. Now these people are seeing a shit ton of undervalued stocks, many of which yield incredible dividends not seen in a decade and have strong enough balance sheets to support those for the time this flu thing lasts.
Because of that they will be buying and not selling. They have liquid cash, they earned some money on their hedges and possibly scalped the retail retards with huge swings, now they gotta deploy it in big names to hold for a while.
They also seem to say "double bottom", guys like Gundlach, but they are actually buying. And people like Ackman are just pure manipulators with what they say on TV.

BRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18339488
It will go back to 3% by close. This was the pre-power hour dip that everyone who logs in for it buys.

>>18339488
>huge wake up call
That no amount of bobo faggotry can turn these markets red? Yes.

You retards realize this is just a rally to the 0.5 level, just like 2008 and nearly every other bear market before it?
We're going to new lows in a few weeks.

>>18339499
Does anyone have a PDF of One Up on Wall Street? I just have an EPUB right now.

>>18339517
Not large enough cut.

Accumulate REFR cheapies

>>18339493
>selling naked options on leveraged ETFs
peak autism, just be careful to not blow your account

Load the dump

>>18339420
I dont know I was sleep deprived and thought they were puts for some reason

>>18339526
America back to work by Easter, the God Emperor and his Money Mage JP will it.

People were calling me stupid for saying Divvies weren't reliable. Uh oh divvy bros.... were'd it go??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA NORMIES KNOW WHATS UP. LOAD UP ON THAT CHEAP CREDIT AND NEVER EVER PAY IT BACK

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-consumer-credit-increased-at-faster-pace-in-february-2020-04-07?mod=mw_latestnews

>>18339533
Imagine thinking that the modern economy is even capable of crashing. Stonks only go up.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18339539
Robinhood doesn't let you sell naked options.

>>18339517
crude numbers will be revealed in two hours, this dump is just the beggining and in anticipation

>>18339491
I think these folks have some promising tech that need fda approval or something, I forget exactly why I was following them.

We're just gonna crab at the 2700 level all week

AND WALLAH THE DOW WILL NEVER GO BENEATH 23K again

If the eod pump becomes such a normal thing like this, surely the Bogs will actually come through with a rug pull one of these days, right? I mean, it can't be this easy.

>>18339537
Ah, ok.
>Analysts say that even if a larger so-called OPEC++ group – involving OPEC+ plus the U.S., Canada, Brazil, Norway, and other producers not part of OPEC+, were to agree to a huge cut of 10 million bpd, this will still be much lower than the demand loss expected in Q2 and will not go far to prevent global storage filling to the brim by mid-May.

>>18339559
>TECHNOLOGY AND SHIET IS GONNA SAVE US ALL
>DEBT DOESNT MATTER
>WHAT IS A "DELEVERAGING"?

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/07/world/asia/wuhan-coronavirus.html


WUHAN

OPEN

FOR

BUSINESS

BULLS WE ARE BACK

LAST 5 DIGITS OF MY POST IS HOW MANY PEOPLE DIE

>>18339559
Imagine thinking this time is different.

>>18339556
You legitimately are stupid if you’re comparing oil or reit divvies to KO, LMT, PEP, JNJ divvies.

Are you doing this on purpose?

BTW YELLEN SIGNALED BANK DIVVIES ARE AT RISK. Euro banks already slashed them.

>>18339517
> Opened $2 5/1 puts on USO
Bit of a long shot but might work out. Even with OPEC cuts we're still seeing full storage.

>>18339556
I think a good chunk of /smg/ figured out recently that divy anon was retarded. Oxy, Ge all cut as are others. XOM and Shell just got extra cash recently and Chevron had quite a bit of cash too so they can get their divy in but they are so unreliable.

>>18339603
That movie sucked fucking dick

>>18339405
Watch as the rats flee the ship in the last 15 minutes. Bears own the day.

>>18339595
>OPEN
>FOR
>BUSINESS
>everyone still has masks on
hmmmmmmm

IS REINSTATEMENT OF JAPANESE EMPIRE AND MILITARY PRICED IN

>>18339561
Based green-id "OOOOO" poster. We're gonna make it.

THE POOMP IS FALTERING JEROME POOMP MORE GOD DAMN IT

>>18339595
>LAST 5 DIGITS

>>18339618
I believe you because youre an expert on the subject

>i buy
>it goes in the different direction
fuck me

seems like we are hanging right around the 30 day moving average. where to now /biz/?
full recovery?
flatline purgatory?
unprecedented crash?

>>18339533
>different business "don't care about future generation" president
>media world, where thots are buying stock
>same result
even the fed stated that they would rather hyper inflation than letting the market go down further

>>18339625
Yes

>>18339618
How do I short it?

>>18339618
the kids like that weeknd

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH NO NO NO NO

>>18339595
>cremate everyone
>lift restrictions
duh

>>18339601
Will USO do a reverse split and what happens to your strike on a put when it happens?

>>18339618
the ending was shit, Sandler's and that nigger fellow friend of his's acting are pretty good, shows their range.

>>18339559
>wsb dipshit redditors are all in on calls now
spy 180 incoming

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18339649
>buy with one account
>sell with an other
market is confused

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/army/491601-army-testing-possible-coronavirus-vaccines-at-fort-detrick
ALRIGHT BEARS, PACK IT UP, CUT YOUR SHORTS, THIS BEAR MARKET IS OGRE

>>18339651
the fed is trying to save the credit markets, they don't give a fuck about equities.
maybe learn how the fed operates instead of just posting "brrrr" memes.

Crab today, crab tomorrow, bear forever. Thank you based ChinaBear

>>18339420

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>>18339622
More like pathetic little bears panic and rush to close their shorts, pumping the price. The ones that don't cover get margin called overnight. We're going back to Dow 25k by EOD tomorrow.

LCI will moon shortly. Not that this is something special in this market but just saying.

>>18339482
>>markets only go up 7% after hours
Correct.

WHERE IS THE PUMP

Saw this bull trying to pull a sneaky little end of day pump.

>>18339650
Long term bull, short term very volatile bear market

>>18339701
Powell hour in T-30 minutes.

>>18339698
LCIGoy??? I have 3 shares

>>18339713
>LCIGoy
No. Dark pool watcher

URGENT NEWS
>GEROME COULDN'T HANDLE THE STRESS FROM ALL /BIZ/ERALIS CALLING HIM ALL DAY AND KILLED HIMSELF
>NO END OF DAY PUMP COMFIRMED

>>18339706
Alright fine. Let's plummet >together

i'm so excited, i'm about to break even on sqqq

>>18339710
Big ass candles incoming from Powell Hour

>>18339676
They "Get made whole".
> For example, if you buy a call option that controls 100 shares of XYZ with a strike price of $5. If XYZ announces a 1:5 stock split, the contract would now control 20 shares with a strike price of $25
Same process works in reverse.

>>18339595
>believing chinks

>>18339688
>credit market is separated from equities market
how does it feel to be so smart

>>18339715
Good to know thank you.

>>18339715
>>18339713
>>18339698
https://www.bizjournals.com/philadelphia/news/2020/04/07/philadelphia-drug-maker-awaits-go-ahead-to.html

I don't feel so good

How low can we go?

>+0.34%
Boring.

>>18339602
Nobody who knows anything about divvies has ever said to go divvy capture during downturns. Downturns are a good time to buy divvy stocks because they'll yield good shit when the downturn is over (~2 years timespan). Divvies are as good as it comes for long-term. The only thing even remotely comparable is oom covered calls. They're not a high risk strategy, and thus won't usually make you 10x richer overnight. For this, go bet on LC and other chink niggardry, but unless you're retarded, you're beating the market virtually at all time by a healthy margin.
There are also non-hodl strategies with divvies like dividend capture that have even much higher returns and are technically safer but require a lot of experience and research.
Overall, people who don't believe in divvies are retards, but people who believe divvies will make them filthy rich are also retards.

>>18339719
ItTrump will just revive him and he'll be back to pump again tmrw.

EXERCISE YOUR CALL EARLY AND CUT YOUR LOSS YOU RETARDED BULL! REEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANNA HOLD THESE STOCKS JUST TO COVER!

Is this bullish?

>>18339698
>>18339713
>>18339715
Speaking of brainlets, anyone seen SNSSfag?

>Imagine being a bull

>>18339719
Hes staying home and staying safe today. No printers for us.
>>18339741
oh ok so just adjusted so its still basically equivalent strike. I got $3 strike for 5/1 ill follow ya and see what happens.

>>18339650
>flatline purgatory?
This, solely because it will generate the most wailing and gnashing of teeth here.

>>18339698
Thanks, fren. Good tip.

wtf was this major oil drop?
could not find a possible reason yet.

>>18339770
rent free

>6 trillion dollar pump
>0.03%+

>>18339338
What is happening

>>18339769
Called China back lash over a year ago. Based.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Goodnight, sweet prince

New daily low. What's jerome gonna do lads?
Place your bets :D

Don't jinx it yet Bobos. Pause and wait.

>>18339790
zip your lid mumu ive been eating bullshit for 2.5 weeks

>>18339797
absolutely nuffin.

>>18339745
How does it feel to be a retard? The fed is failing at saving the credit markets even with infinite QE, bid/ask spreads, volatility are still high as fuck and dealers are beyond fucked. Equities are going into the dumpster.

>>18339618
shit taste

EOD dump is going to be massive. We might hit -2% before the bell dings.

>>18339785
Opec oil war started beginning of march.

>>18339797
He's gonna poomp it.

THIS IS BEAR COUNTRY

please do a reverse pump jerome, i promise to be a good boy

>>18339338
>tfw bought a FD and am making profit and I want to sell but I'd have to eat I think 3 GFVs to do so

Are GFVs on per day or per trade basis?

>>18339786
>pumped and DUMPED

>>18339816
it looks like it has fraser eyes

>buy RTX call at the start of the day
>It immediately drops and I lose 400 dollars
At least I sold half my position at start to be careful.

Started the day up $250, now -$90

Thanks guys

>>18339769
I'm shocked

>>18339810
NOW YOU TLAK ABOUT EOD DUMP???????????
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST BNOUGHT IN

>>18339790
Bear trap.

>>18339778
it's a gamble for sure, I only have $100 in on that one. I'm expecting OPEC to do minimal cuts and then for the market to correct again somewhat, so we should at least be ITM. Then again with clown market and Jerome, who knows.

No way based Mnuchin lets us close red today, absolutely 0 chance.

>>18339816
fugg i wish i were the girl

Plot twist, Jerome already pumped at lunch. He blew his load, it's all over.

>>18339816

>>18339831
He's finally gotten the thot of his dreams and realized he's still empty inside

what the FUCK i just bought calls and this happens. you guys told me i missed the bottom and the golden bull run just started

B-BULLBROS????? YOU TOLD ME TO GO ALL IN ON SPY CALLS, AM I GOING TO BE OK????

>>18339806
sorry big guy, better luck nxt time :D

>>18339815
We have a fuckin winner!
Now dont get greedy out there frendo :D

>>18339841
Yeah, oil is a gamble for now but even with a cut price is going down further after the brief rally. I went with $300 to see what happens. If there is no deal which i what im leaning towards we will definitely be ITM by 5/1.

>>18339829
>snss anon should fuck off
>snss anon fucks off
>Hey, everybody. Let's talk about snss anon
100% qualified rent free™

>80%+ of the professionals that appear on CNBC and Bloomberg say that we will retest the bottoms
>people claim on /smg/ that they bought when the market went up 10% this week
I refuse to believe anybody is this retarded

>>18339869

i dunno lol

penis

>>18339869
No, sorry bullbrah we got too cocky, this is the end

>>18339875
see you at 3:50.

>>18339867
/BEARCLAW'd/

>>18339869
>>18339867
>>18339845
lmao the market is literally signalling dead cat you fucking idiots. Golden bull starts in May

>>18339869
Oh, man! You bears are just too eaasy.

IM FUCKING DYING HERE
I FUCKING HATE YOU

We're red boys.

>>18339867
who do you think sold you the calls?

>>18339888
>muh jim cramer said it so it must be true
fucking kys sheep, this is reckless bull country

>>18339888
Retarded is people believing analysts giving their predictions to the public and not behind a paywall.

Should I dump my SCO or hold overnight?

WTI stock falling close behind USO.

>-0.02%

>I fell for the Raytheon meme

Fuck you assholes

WHY IS SPY GOING DOWN???? IS THERE LITERALLY ONE REASON FOR THIS TO HAPPEN???? BROS?????

>>18339904
Lol, this is u
>>18339899

I HATE YOU JEROME

>>18339888
nice trips
Literally no one knows what to do, it's the wild west. No one is smart, no one is dumb, it's just chaos. Act, don't act, put, call, hold, sell, whatever.

>>18339888
What do you expect? 2 weeks ago all the idiots were frothing at the mouth with their index puts. "Oh no the market is rigged, I'm actually very smart it's just that the market is manipulated and should be crashing to 0"

>balls deep in stonks
FUCK

wow, more cheapies??

>>18339881
I'll have a beer and think of ya if it works out, lol.

>>18339888
even if we do retest the bottom we're still at a 20% discount, it's not like we're going to go back to DOW 18,000 and stay there forever

all the companies I'm buying I'm confident in on a 2+ year timeframe

>>18339924
Bull run already priced in, time for recession now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

>>18339909
I almost bought TQQQ 30 minutes ago for an eod pump but didn't. Feels good man.

>>18339925
>bought raytheon mid pump yesterday
>sold this morning for 0.06% gain
phew

too bad LSE is closed already and I can't buy more cheapies

>>18339944
FUCKING DIGITS CONFIRMED IT
MY WIFE IS GOING TO LEAVE ME
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND ANOTHER HAPA VIRGIN IF I'M DESTITUTE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>18339904
Haha, we bullishly freefall 3% off the highs and those silly bears start celebrating.

>>18339925
I only bought 10 shares as part of my hedge in case stocks went up tomorrow. I am fine with losing 100 dollars only most likely. Just hold for later, it is a good stock.

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH HOW THE DOW WILL CLOSE
WINNER GETS TO GLOAT

I just invested my life savings ($3000) into a certain stock in Media/Entertainment industry.

Is this what winning feels like?

I'm hemorrhaging money out the ass right now.

>>18339924
>MASS FUCKING PANDEMIC
>POLITICIAN'S UNDER QUARANTINE
>HALF THE COUNTRY UNDER SELF QUARANTINE
>MAJORITY OF THE WORKFORCE WIPED OR CRIPPLED
>REST OF THE WORLD IS NO BETTER OFF
duh idk?

>/biz/ is shorting
buy calls
>/biz/ is buying calls
start shorting


Literally as simple as that.

>>18339966
Down but only under 1%

>>18339950
You should buy now

STOP SELLING. WE CAN V RECOVER IF YOU JUST STOP BEING GREEDY FOR ONCE AND HOLD.

>>18339966
SPY 259

HEH, is that all you got bobo?

>stock market general

>>18339966
down

>>18339960
>they expect one of us in the fire brother
you have started the fire

>>18339966
Pumped

>>18339966
22200 points

>-0.07%

>>18339956
>>18339925
>selling an undervalued bluechip defense contractor
stop daytrading long holds retards, just by it under 10 EPS and hodl forever

ARE YOU FAGGOTS JACKED
IM JACKED TO THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTS

>>18339968
>3000
>lifesavinga

Also did you invest in DIS? Why tf are you keeping it a secret no ones gonna laugh at your losses much

>>18339980
No.

>>18339980

fuck you im taking what i can get as soon as i get it

>>18339966
22500

WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18339888
>professional
you mean those guys who didn't predict the crash in the first place then were shocked/cried on live tv in front of red board, while most /biz/ were making banks with puts
>yeah believe the professional goy, come join us in the 1%

Last minute pump priced in.

>>18339974
>SPY dropping
larp as bear
>SPY mooning
larp as bull

Literally as simple as that.

>>18339886
>imagine getting this triggered over a little jab
I guess if i lost 25k overnight i would be too

>>18339974
>>18339989
this
>/biz/ sees stocks rise: BUY BUY
>sees stocks fall: SHORT
always trying to hop on the trend and then getting chopped up. 90% of retailers.

>Crabs win again
well snabbed brothers

>>18340010
He's plastered

>>18339966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8

>>18339960
you could just ride the short side down, anon

>bullposting
>bearposting
>bullposting
>bearposting
>bullposting
>bearposting
repeat

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY IS CAMPBELL'S SOUPS DUMPING LITERALLY THE DAY AFTER I BOUGHT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18339996
fuck hodling nigger i'm down 50% i'm gonna flip SDOW and QQQ until i'm green again

CAN YOU FEEL IT
THE FEAR
I CAN SMELL IT
DUMP IT

>>18339962
>Bulls buy up price for open.
>Stupid bears think we're "overbought" and sell (or sell short), not even pushing the price down below yesterdays close
>Bulls buy up again, pushing the price higher than before
>Rinse and repeat

This will be the greatest transfer of wealth in the history of the world. There will be a ruling class of bulls over a slave class of bears. I know who I'm throwing my lot in with.

>>18340026
I DONT GET THE CRAB MEME, IT WAS GOING DOWN AND THEN IT"S GOING UP AND NOW IT"S GOING DOWN AGAIN

>>18339966
+1.3%

Its like a Mexican standoff right now. Of course bear will win.

>>18339836
bobo gotcha

Juicy strawberry popsicle any moment

i hate it

I sold my GUSH bags this morning during the pump. Next, when the market crashes tomorrow I will sell my SQQQ bags. I am going to win the stock market

Jerome, I know it's been a confusing time for you recently; a lot of ups and downs. I just want you to know I'm here to support you in your moves, and I trust that you will PUMP TO THE FUCKING HEAVENS when you are ready. I will wait patiently for you, my prince.

>>18339966
-0.3%

>>18339966
DJIA crashes 10% in the last 10 minutes of trading, making my SDOW position profitable.

>>18339966
$22999? I dunno. Or care. All cash again as of an hour and a half ago.

>>18340010
>>18340027
He's gotten a lot better with the screens, they all have. Maybe they got better screens, I dunno.

Not sure if he drinks or he just never sleeps and is always on pain meds and anti-migraine drugs

JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU JEROME WHERE ARE YOU

I work in 20 minutes

I'm gonna get drunk

>>18340048
it begins

RTX bros we were too cocky why is it going down. Also energy bros WTF my OKE is shedding gains like /fit/ sheds women.

lol antibe

>>18339966
-2%

Action is happening in the last 15 minutes like yesterday.

>>18340051
thats the idea, the market is just moving sideways fucking over long and short

Another double bottom. Time to snap back up.

>>18340079
You called him, so he arrives.

U.S. markets are completely scripted. The approximate close on every instrument is already pre-plotted and any time there is a deviation from the script, you will get a halt, and/or an adjustment over night to bring it back in line with the script.

>>18340051

PLEASE CLOSE 1% UP I NEED MY CHEAP PUTS FOR INDIAN MARKETS TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18340098
nope

BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED
>BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED
BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED
>BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED
BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED
>BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED
BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED
>BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED

>>18340113
How very /x/tier of you.

If the crab pattern is real it will go down now

JEROME PLS

RING RING

JEROME

RING RING

JEROMMMMEEEEE

RING RING

PICK THE FUCK UP JEROME!

Here comes 6 hours of volume in 15 minutes because hedge funds are sneaky kikes that want to give out as few signals as possible

Honestly, I really really like this guys meme chart, it actually hit pretty much exactly high and now its going down to 230 just before tech earnings and those save the market for a few months

Seems very plausible.

>>18340002
No, not Disney.
Im paranoid about being doxxed.. but since you asked me nice - it's FWONK. II decided to invest in something that I personally enjoy (and think is going to remain strong longterm) , rather than some companies/products whose survival normally I couldnt care less about.

>>18340079
>they cried, they called, they prayed for the Gerome, but he never answered, some say they saw him laugh and murmering "fuck mumu"

BEARS GOT TOO COCKY

>>18340083
It's a long term hold. Just hold it and win, shouldn't of invested too much in it anyways since it will tie up your money for potential downturns when you want to take advantage of cash.

I won't disagree with you about /fit/ though, I sure have.

>>18339371
You're bearish on tankers?

>>18339966
-.64%

>>18340083
>why is it going down
Because the whole market it is down, just buy RTX cheapies when it goes down

RTX will outperform the market on the upswing, outperform it on downswings, and absolutely fucking moon when we declare war on China

Ok, golden bull starts now.

>>18340092
crab is ok for long since you still get them divies

well now that this piece of shit market has fucked me because i bought all bull positions this morning, what do i do? if i hold overnight everything in SPY will crash to 220 tomorrow. if i sell now everything will moon and SPY will be 539 tomorrow. im fucked either way

>>18340136
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/SPY/QCx9gGMN-2008-first-bounce-fractal-means-we-are-still-forming-B/

>Coronavirus aid program for small businesses looks set to get more money this week

WE HAVE GOOD NEWS
PUMP IT

Do any of you fuckers buy & hold or have investment horizons over 6 minutes? What are your strategies and what's your port like? What did you buy in the dip?

I got 510 shares of HAS at $56 but should have scooped up some LMT too.

>>18340155
hold for me, thanks.

>>18340044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uraG-z0grkc

>>18340122

>>18340044
cause you bot, its a 50 year hold regardless

EVERYONE STRAP IN

>>18340155
it's a bear trap, just hold

>>18340114
lol I was gonna post thotgahara.

ALRIGHT JEROME

WELCOME BACK

Im pumping

is this market exciting or draining? cant decide

>>18340155
Can you hold for one day, jesus you have weak hands.

>>18340076
>Not sure if he drinks or he just never sleeps and is always on pain meds and anti-migraine drugs
I figure Cramer for an ex drinker and now absolutely not addicted to pharmaceuticals and can quit any time he wants.

>>18340177
I'm doubling up

kek this virus is gone by easter sp 30000

back down we go

>>18340199
draining, but the threads are entertaining. enjoy.

>>18340199
the market is draining but /smg/ is fun

Clack clack clack clack clack clack clack

>>18340199
It's a drainworld

>>18340199
I don't have any stocks or options, these threads just make me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE6cCcQV-YI

>battle music starts playing

>how does it feel to have you fate in the hand of a white man named GEROME

And down it goes kek

>>18340170
>what are your strategies
only buy US stocks for long term growth holds because I get tax dicked by dividends and fee dicked on trading, buy leaf stocks to flip more for fun than in any actual anticipation of beating the market
>what did you buy
BAM, AC, BMO, RTX, NET, KTOS, and SPR. Thinking of dumping SPR next time I'm green on it. Happy with the others.

>>18340114
>>18340188
for me, it's monkey's paw

>>18340176
fucking bogs... FUCK
Did you play hatgorl or just like her smugness and song&dance?
I bet you can get it on your fancy new gaming laptop!

WHERE IS THE PUMP?

WHERE IS THE PUMP?

WHERE IS THE PUMP?

WHERE IS THE PUMP?

Why are my puts still down? I demand the market to crash 30%!

>>18340000
based and edgepilled

>>18340199
Very exciting to me. I much prefer this over the dead flat doldrums the market is capable of.

HERE WE GO

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Bearfags on suicide watch

>>18340243
4 minutes, bro.

>>18340175

>>18340155
>everything in SPY will crash to 220 tomorrow
God I hope so

>>18340232
well bitcoin has been following the Dow move for move, it so disgusting

>>18339989
Based, I fucking love it here and I love stocks plus cocks

The fix is in, no way >they will ever let it fall again

>>18339510
THANK YOU SO MUCH
HE'S ALIVE!!!!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz65VdBEaHM

TRUMP LIVE STREAMING CEO CONFERENCE CALL ABOUT NEXT SMALL BUSINESS STIMULUS PACKAGE

>>18340272
might be a good academic paper.

>>18340242
no the game doesnt look very fun, I like the music though

>>18340233
woah this is great

>>18340199
Fun to read biz but I really preferred the 11 year bullrun where everything I touched made money

>>18340243
As soon as retard bears realize it isn't dropping and mass close positions sending it higher than it was before the drop.

>>18340235
>white

NEW NEW NEW

>>18340298

>>18340298

>>18340298

>>18340298

>>18340298

It's over bears. You made a fatal mistake - you simply got too cocky.

RMCF omegabull

>>18340287
Hmmmm I see I see
Maybe download some sweet nintendies emulators!!

>>18340283
Ivanka looks less human, more like a reptilian humanoid, did the Clintons get to her?

>>18339748
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2001282

Seems like bullshit.

>>18340139
Formula 1 fan?

>>18340238
Ha, I used to build shit for Raytheon

SSL anons hope you loaded up when I tipped you off last week up big big big. Still time to load up for moonshot to 20 by May

>>18340283
fuck Gerome, here come trump pump
what are the odds he will something about oil?

>>18340282
>contraceptives

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKK LMAO

Should I buy SQQQ before close??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18339895
Wow nice!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

WHAT WAS THAT?

>>18340269

>>18340049
Won't be long until bobos are sissy bottoms

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

jerome that was not very cash money of you.

>>18340310
12% dividend yield looks pretty juicy.

>Oil help

I'm in BIG on GUSH, UCO, USO, and ERX. 80k alone in GUSH.

What are the projections for oil? What are the outlooks? Anything of use would help me and others like me.

Here's what I know for those who don't

>OPEC meeting friday
>Forecast for 2020 lower
>Trump to impose tariffs
>G20 meeting soon

Is any of this priced in?

>>18340561
You've got 350 million americans that aren't on the roads. Once they get back on the roads expect demand for oil to rebound. Cheap oil won't last and you can bet your ass this shit is going to rebound once pearl harbor/nine-eleven is a distant memory in the hearts of those who chose to believe the propaganda.

always nice to see how the market manages to fuck everyone

>>18340670
I didn't get fucked... I did more than 5% today.

>>18340650
3 of them are leveraged x2.

I was hoping for a bounce from opec and selling.

Ladies and gentleman, this was the bull trap!

>>18340740
Now switching to bear trap mode.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*inhales
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18340740
it wsa the everything trap. i was a bear until yesterdays senseless fucking 20% pump. now that i switched to bull mode this morning i got fucking demolished. my IRA is almost half depleted in the span of 2 days. FUCK this piece of shit market NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE. WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE A PUMP YESTERDAY

oh yes

>>18340340
Have they taken the diversity pill yet?

>>18340340
how was it?
talked to a recruiter about working there recently

>>18340876
Imagine working directly for the Jews on destroying the middle east unironically.

>>18340822
'waaaddaya talkin bout goy? it's the moiket finding it's price value'

>>18339900
Sure if you ignore the fact that we will first have a big fat recession. Try May 2022

>>18339915
Retarded is paying for shitty analysts. They don't know shit. Stocks is gambling. They can only explain to you (badly) why stocks went up or down and most of the time it still is random shit. They don't know shit. Draw a few lines and say "it could go up it could go down". Paycheck please.

It's all feeling of the sheep. Will stocks go up in the future? Buy. Will stocks go down in the future? Sell.

>>18339968
hahaha life savings 3k. No that's not what winning feels like.