/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for big brain oil plays on Thursday followed by ETERNAL BOBOS

You had so many opportunities. Why didn't you buy?

i've got a locked in fund type deal cant touch till 55
its 40K im about to dump it all into DOW, FFS had to wait 7 days for money to transfer, missed out on 3K so far
new to stock market, dont know shit
what should I Do

First for Dr. Fauci himself says in the New England Journal of Medicine that covid-19 is no worse than the flu.
>On the basis of a case definition requiring a diagnosis of pneumonia, the currently reported case fatality rate is approximately 2%.4 In another article in the Journal, Guan et al.5 report mortality of 1.4% among 1099 patients with laboratory-confirmed Covid-19; these patients had a wide spectrum of disease severity. If one assumes that the number of asymptomatic or minimally symptomatic cases is several times as high as the number of reported cases, the case fatality rate may be considerably less than 1%. This suggests that the overall clinical consequences of Covid-19 may ultimately be more akin to those of a severe seasonal influenza (which has a case fatality rate of approximately 0.1%) or a pandemic influenza (similar to those in 1957 and 1968) rather than a disease similar to SARS or MERS, which have had case fatality rates of 9 to 10% and 36%, respectively.2
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2002387
March 26, 2020
N Engl J Med 2020; 382:1268-1269
DOI: 10.1056/NEJMe2002387

>>18338116
I did. I even busted out the leverage.

so are the chances of oil dropping more if theres no deal on thursday? is that why everyone is hoarding the cash?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>18338116
I rode AMD. But now it's bobo time.

Who else /Boeing/ here?

irreparably bogged

>>18338123
Dump it in S&P 500 instead

>>18338123
>40k in an untouchable fund
>doesn't know shit
>doesn't have a financial advisor
>thinks biz is a cfp

JERRROOOMMEEEEEEEEEE
SAVE MY CALLS JEROOMEEEE
WHERE ARE YOU?????

>>18338133
Oil is down for months. There is no demand for months due to virus and even before the virus demand wasnt anywhere near supply.

Reminder winning on oil is as easy as holding oil stock now and just stoplossing your position just a little before the OPEC meeting results.
Oil goes up - Great.
Oil goes down - You lose jack shit.

>>18338144
that the sound of the dead cat?

guys no selling volume, it's going up 5% EOD

>>18338116
Because I fell for the dow-to-15k meme.

PEOPLE ARE DYING IN THE STREET PM OF ENGLAND ON OXYGEN SLUMPF PUSHING QUACK MEDICINE AND FUCKING UNEMPLOYMENT IS AT A RECORD HIGH HOW CAN YOU PIGS BUY STOCKS

>>18338098
this is the cure

https://www.bizjournals.com/philadelphia/news/2020/04/07/philadelphia-drug-maker-awaits-go-ahead-to.html

>>18338176
it's ok 'non. we're probably headed back to at least 19 or 20. give it a month.

Go short

>>18338173
What tickers are we holding?

>>18338136
I just thought of something myself right now, the real dividend are the friends you make along the way

>>18338190
10yr bonds coming off the lows.

>>18338144
Buying in when it goes back down on Thursday.

>>18338160
Chill for a moment let the spy death cross clear.

>>18338116
>he thinks there isn't another leg down
By Friday we'll have erased the past 2 days gains.

>>18338175
There is no volume at all retard. It's just some algos fighting each other. The Jews are forcing us to gamble last 15 minutes and overnight. Enjoy the 50/50 crapshoot goyim

>>18338160
>buying calls in a bear market

>>18338208
People are going to dump near EOD of tomorrow? If so, why?

threadly reminder that it was in fact NOT PRICED IN

Up 2% is still amazing, I dunno what you fags are complaining about

My calls are going to zero. Jerome turn the printers on wtf were dying here.

>SCO is pumping

>>18338234
On Thursday. And because revenue reports are coming out that day along with the fact that NO ONE wants to hold over the 3 day long weekend.

>>18338116
>buying the DOW for a measly 2%
All in on AMC, CCL, and PLAY. Enjoying my daily 20% gains

>>18338246
1.96%*

>>18338234
I dumped today. 7% yesterday scared the shit out me

>>18338127
That's not inaccurate, though. Taking asymptomatic cases into account, COVID is probably only a little more freshly than influenza. It's also likely to be only a little bit more contagious. But combine those: if it's twice as contagious and three times as deadly, and influenza kills 40,000 people each year, how many people do you expect will die?

DAILY LOW HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>18338127
Key phrase being "if one assumes."

>If one assumes that the number of asymptomatic or minimally symptomatic cases is several times as high as the number of reported cases

>>18338234
OPEC+ meeting friday, nobody wants to be in the market when it's a completely unknown gamble whether or not it goes well. If no deal materializes we're tanking, if a deal does materialize the recovery might continue, but it's already overbought frankly.

You faggots need to get on my level

>>18338133
It's going to drop more, buy SCO.

>>18338159
so what do you recommend

Jerome you fucking cuck

>>18338259
>>18338246

*1.80%

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM???????

Bullbros are getting too cocky, gonna close out some of my calls. Inversing 4chin has not failed me thus far.

>this pathetic volume on the general
I'm shorting SMG, this shit thread is going do page 10. Page 9 EOD.

>>18338254
>Earning report and long weekend
Inb4pumps it's a clown market

And walla

RUN FOR THE HILLS

BOBROS IT HAPPENING!!

>>18338127
this is from February. The good doctor has seen that its much more dangerous.

>>18338287
1.69%*

>>18338116
This is the first rally since the crash it will go lower than the bottom and then recover.

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

Up 1.7% is still amazing, I dunno what you fags are complaining about

please keep going

>dump begins
Bull trap activated.

>>18338288
Q2 earnings. The market is extremely short sighted.

Uhhhh Mumu????

IN FEB WE CROSSED THE DEATH CROSS AND WENT DOWN 34%
GO SHORT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING

>>18338290
Been crab all day what do you expect

>>18338136
Any reccomendations for stuff that's reliable in these trying times or has high yield?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DONT DO THIS TO ME MAN

>>18338329
ccj

JUST GET THIS FUCKING GAY ASS GREEN BACKGROUND OFF MY SCREEN FOX BUSINESS, RED IS MY FAVORITE COLOR PUT IT UP THERE I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE RED AGAIN

we got too cocky bull bros

>>18338321
Never

>>18338116
>>18338176
You short-sighted retards realize we're headed straight off the cliff into a recession, if not a real depression. The roaring 20's and then the great depression 1929. Trump is going to be this era's Roosevelt.

NO

NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Took half profit at s&p 2710. Nudged up trailing stop on remainder.

>The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump.

So let me get this strait, I get a gibs check and as long as I don't lay off anybody and keep making payroll that's literally just a bonus for Baggie?

>>18338281
Find a reputable CPA/CFP.

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY, MUMU ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?

This is a really low level quality thread.

>>18338349
>not making that little Hogglette squeal

>>18338329
reliable: JNJ PG PH KO GD

you can't really beat these stocks for consistently paying you a growing amount of cash each quarter

>he didn't sell at the peak today
You guys have no idea what you're doing lmao

>>18338317
It's just gonna crab back up to 274. *snibs at you*

How much did you make today /biz?

$5000 here

sold my stock lol will buy the red.

ok I caught the bottom lets go

WHY DID EVERYTHING PEAK AT 10AM

>WHY DID EVERYTHING PEAK AT 10AM

WHY DID EVERYTHING PEAK AT 10AM

>WHY DID EVERYTHING PEAK AT 10AM

>>18338371
I bought puts at market open yesterday

Reminder that the bottom was 23 March. You missed it because you fell for a r*ddit nothingburger. I told you to load up and instead you are left bagholding SQQQ and SPY puts. Sad.

Must we do this?

>>18338381
volume's picked up boyos, what does it mean????

>>18338381
Because we're nearing 50% retrace to the ATH, it's ridiculous and people are starting to doubt the insane optimism.

GEROME TO THE RESCUE

WHO IS JEROME
AND SHOULD
I
PUT
ALL INTO DOW???????

>>18338392
It means steak's back on the menu.

>that slow, steady bleed of no confidence
>VIX is climbing higher
This guy are sick.

jerome will never let it close red ever again

>>18338371
$100

TURN THE VOLUME DOWN I CANT HEAR SHIT

>>18338357
That's right. The government is giving you free money to pay yourself an extra bonus for being such a good business owner. In order to take care of others, you have to take care of yourself first.

>>18338403
>This guy are sick.
based

pls bobros lets not get too cocky i need to sell my bags AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Can someone answer a quick question for me: is a day trade a stock (or group of stocks) bought and sold in the same market day (9:30am - 4:00pm) or is it defined as within a 24-hour period?

>>18338403
VIX and SPY rising in tandem should have been a sell signal to even the most retarded investor.

>>18338271
I think that's a pretty safe assumption. Hospitals are not able to do tests on everyone even if they show up and ask. Priority is given to people with serious symptoms.

>>18338398
jerome is the nigger opperating the printer at zerox

>>18338281
You dont need a CPA/CFP. Just DYOR. Unless your lazy. Remember to ask about fees

>>18338381
the cuomo pump saying its time to get back to work or some shit.

>didn't sell zoom puts when they were up by 100%

don't worry guys. i bought SCO and immediately stopped the oil slide
the fucking chart doesn't even go up as high as my average cost

>>18338418
Fug i like this tifa

>>18338418
>tfw no sweaty confident tiddymonster 2D gf where you can smell her boobs
reeee

>>18338428
>your lazy
it wasn't implied?

>>18338206
Still rising and a little rapidly I may add.

Up 1.6% is still amazing, I dunno what you fags are complaining about

>>18338392
Now that they've managed to manipulate the price to a level where their losses are sufficiently reduced, they are going to dump their bags on you and crash the markets.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I SLEPT IN WHAT DID I MISS???

mumus i promise to root for the v shaped recovery after i make the money back i lost holding my shitty bag ok, can we make a deal

>>18338098
Why is oil crashing and burning?

>>18338419
Jerome don't let me down, i believe in you man

How fucked are we?

>>18338213

Oil is collapsing.

>Market is crashing
Oh no no no.

I really want DAX to plummet 10% tomorrow, because I've got 46x leverage ETF on it.

I know it's not happening. But damn, I'd get a huge boner.

>>18338470
Big wiggly penises bouncing around.

WERE ALMOST BACK BOBROS

>>18338470
>the printer need refill give it a 20 minute

I want to say thank you to France, New York and UK, I'm shorting EU stocks you might just have saved me, thank you

>>18338470
crabbing

>>18338470
Nothing. Pumping hard, dropping a bit due to oil memery.

>>18338482
Does it really matter? It didn't do shit when it was released the last two times.

>>18338469
>mfw been holding DXD from DJ@22.5k

Up 1.5% is still amazing, I dunno what you fags are complaining about

>>18338484
I've read this story before... I think it's called Newfag learns the Hard Way by /biz/raeli BigBags

I sold a covered call and it's looking like it's going to pass the strike price by Thursday. I don't really care, but is there anything I actually need to do? Will ThinkofSwim hand over the shares automatically? Does that having any waiting time to it?

You guys should buy more, it's going up for sure. No bad news, economy is booming, this is the bottom.

>>18338294
it's viola you fuckin pleb

Falling so fast you can see the intraday lows from here. Heh.

spxs $25/share and ill never bet against trump again just please let this stupid niggermarket crash one more time PLEASE

wah lah

>>18338482
>>18338513

This market doesn't give a shit about reality and economic data right now.

>up AGAIN
Fuck you guys, you promised me a Depression.

So what happened on oil, did I miss some news? Things were supposedly all going fine with Russia, Saudis and shit. According to papa Trump. He would never tell a lie, would he?

>VIX swings from -0.5% to +0.8% in 5 minutes

>>18338525
As long as you hold the shares, the assignment will happen automatically. Don't bother closing them because you will just lose money from the bid-ask spread and commissions.

How do I make back all the money I lost, bros?

WTF IS HAPPENING. DoW in a few minutes red at this pace.

>>18338439
How are you not up on SCO?

>>18338529
Go back to r/wsb.

>>18338529
irregardless your an retard

>>18338447
>research reputable CFP/CPA's
>set up meetings with a few of each
>spend 3-4hrs in meetings + travel time
>have to decide on working with one
>decide on one
>spend another 2-3hrs in meetings going over a plan

Not too mention the emails/calls

ever think that we are mere leeches who want to make a penny of the guys making million, they don't care about us, it's just the 1% playing with each other while we're trying to catch something in between

>Dump triggered my CCL stop loss at
>Bounces back up immediately after

Fuck this gay dump I still made 15% profit

>>18338515
I'm down quite a bit on my SDOW (-3x) position myself, although my overall portfolio is diversified enough that it doesn't look as bad as you might think (thanks SNSS!).

If it crabs down here for a bit, I will buy TQQQ for the eod pump. PAMP EET.

OH ON NO NO NO BULLS
WE GOT TO COCKYYYYYYYY

>>18338568
this is exactly what we are my guy

>Consumer credit report coming in soon

>bbq snips, 2 corn dogs and a can of coke for lunch
>all retrieved by an instacart college kid slaves a few days ago
working from home and eating my coof labor food makes me feel like a feudal lord

>>18338529
ITS CALLED A FIDDLE

i cant handle this. should i sell everything now and just take the loss

>>18338550
Dope. Thanks I was just worried I would have to answer an email or something. Did a covered call like 3 times on the same stock so in the end I think I will beat this guys profit, but good on him.

>>18338536
That's what I implied anon. It's all so tiresome.

>>18338529
Its WALLA for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp16gX5i9LY

>>18338568
Finance is about finding a way to take $10 split a thousand times where each piece is worth $10. Don't worry about it

SAVE ME JEROME

>>18338309
>>18338466
>>18338246

said increasingly nervous mumu

>>18338573
i had Visa @ 150 ish and sold it off today. we'll see if i'm kicking myself soon enough.

>>18338525
If you're going to get assigned, it'll probably only happen at expiration. The reason is that before expiration, the call is still worth more than it would be if it was assigned (it still had some time value).

That said, if the call you sold expires ITM, then yes, your broker should handle it automatically.

WTF BROS
I THOUGHT WE WERE IN A BULL MARKET

>>18338575
häng dig

>>18338575
Short it then

>>18338586
>went to pick up my click and collect order this morning
>the chick was reading off all the substitutions they had to make because of panic retards
>asked me how to say the word 'vividly' in 'vividly vanilla'
ngmi

>>18338598
>He bought the dead cat bounce

>>18338599
It looks like ToS has a $0.65 per contract assignment fee. Mine doesn't. Still probably much less than buying to close because market makers plus whatever remaining IV or theta will screw you.

Is Nintendo shill here? I want to talk about the company.

Should sex offenders just kill themselves?

>>18338497
You've got WHAT?

If I want to sell off a stock at profit, and my plan is "I am selling today for sure", is there any reason not to sell a call and set an absurdly easy to hit strike price for extra gimmies?

>>18338568
That's how you win as a retail investor though, you scoop up tiny bits of that money flow and then run off, you have no chance of competing with the big boys on the same level.

>>18338614
Chill, don't fall for the bear traps.

>>18338634
And if they don't exercise right away?

>>18338631
Why do you keep posting this?

>>18338632
non US markets get ETFs like this all over the place. It's usually leveraged around 15x tho

Where's this poster?
>JEROME PICK UP THEPHONE YOU WORTHLESS FED KIKE

>me right now

>USO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT OIL BRO!
I WARNED YOU!

>>18338529
Walla posters are invaluable wsb newfaggot detectors. How do I long wallaposters?

>>18338634
If its absurdly easy you nake like $5

>>18338497
lol no

>>18338614
it's already coming back up, give it a second, didn't those bloody monday make your hand stronger

>>18338659
YADA! USO DA!

TL note: I am financially ruined.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18338631
Depends. Some men are falsely accused. All rapists and pedophile deserve to hang, though.

>>18338630
Not him, but Nintendo is my personal DIS. Too bad boomer nip salarymen traders make it having such a high volatility. Though it did fare brilliantly during this crash.

>>18338642
>bear trap
>in a bear market
>in a pandemic
>when unemployment has shattered all records
please tell me how you can be this delusional

>>18338544
No news. Just no progess. The move was powered by speculation. Speculators cheese it real quick when they get impatient.

>>18338659
>not SCO

SEND THE MARKET YOUR ENERGY!!!!!!

>>18338634
If the underlying makes an unexpected jump then the opportunity to sell for higher than strike is lost. If you're fine with selling at that price and the bid for those calls seem fair then you can enter it on the chance that you harvest additional profits through premium.

>>18338673
I bought calls this morning...

>crude
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OILOILOILOILOILOIL
OIL
OIL
OIL
OIL
OIL

>>18338654
US traders can just buy futures and get more leverage on the indexes

>>18338681

>>18338598
>down 2.71%
>freaks out
lol faggot

Why the fuck did Boeing start tanking but then suddenly start rallying again?

OIL BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>18338688
This isn't a bear market. We retraced 50%. The market pushes up, don't question who is buying it's up it doesn't matter. This is a reverse head and shoulders that will pump up in a bit.

>>18338575
cute, is there a video with music?

>USO puts mooning

Thank you Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

>>18338688
Ask the market that question.

is it going down now pls

>>18338702
aaaaaaaaaaaand its priced in

>>18338702
haha! Time for cheap oil sotcks

>>18338654
Give ISIN pls

>>18338702

>>18338718
At this point it's a meme stock akin to a shitcoin. It's like bitcoin or link but for boomers.

>just made 2% today, day trading moving average crossovers on a 512 tick chart on AMD

feels fucking good man, hope this volatility lasts.

>>18338598
what the fuck did you buy?

>>18338699
>up 7%
>future up 5%
>buy calls
literaly why?

EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
>EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
>EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
>EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
>EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
>EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
>EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
>EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
EOD CRASH CONFIRMED
>EOD CRASH CONFIRMED

>>18338681
Why sell? Just hold for a couple months

Damn, should've held my SCO from last week longer. Still made a profit though.

reminder

>>18338729
https://youtu.be/OdZrFtIGzfU

DOW 12k EOD.

WHY THE FUCK IS XOM STILL MOONING

>broker upgraded my to Level 3 options account
REV UP THOSE CONDORS BOYS

>>18338766
lmao, it's just cooling off so we can rally another 1500 points on the dow.

/SMG/ WHY DID YOU RETARDED FUCKS TELL ME TO BUY OIL, IM DOWN 10K ON MY CALLS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING MORONS I HOPE YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH

I am financially ruined

>>18338755
>douthing THE JEROME

>>18338751
could have made that also just holding an index today though?

RED DAY SOON!!!!!!!!

20% Gain at 10:00, 4% gain at 14:30.
Can't decide if I should just pull the trigger and get out from under these calls, or keep my diamond hands:
> $9 DVN exp 5/15
> $4 MRO exp 5/15
> $36 PFE exp 6/19

>inb4 you have another month
yes, noted, but in this clown market who knows

>>18338728
>This isn't a bear market
yes it is
>We retraced 50%
exactly like a bear market
>This is a reverse head and shoulders
no, that's just what you want it to be, much like how you just want it to not be a bear market. the last shoulder has yet to form for that. it's actually a bear flag.

>>18338755
No chance. We got a full hour and half left of trading. Jerome will step in 20 min to close and save it.

What does it mean when the 50 period SMA goes below the 200 period SMA? I'm asking for a friend.

>>18338755
Jerome hasn't used THAT yet.

It's just people with weak hands taking the last two weeks oil profits because they're afraid of the opec meeting results calm down

>>18338769
>go back to the forest
ba duh ba REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18338781
Pure speculation lmao, it’s underlying value is probably around $10 a share considering how pathetic their revenue must be right now and for the foreseeable future

>>18338754
fucking fomo'd after seeing the premarket this morning, thinking it can continue. I guess I messed up

>>18338789
>unironically doing what /biz/ says

>>18338792
Jerome got his printer privileges suspended for putting US into 2008-tier precipice.

>>18338787
Aren’t condors absurdly expensive?

>>18338755
Not a chance.

>Bears: "This is the top!"

Bears! Will they ever learn?

um. where's the floor for oil

>>18338796
Red days are cancelled. Trump's going to come out on Hannity's show tonight with a plan on how to get the country back to work. Like it never even happend.

>>18338789

>>18338789
Down 10k, and r/biz are the morons?

>>18338689
I accept your opinion, too.

Are you concerned about the company's future because of stubborn management? My thesis is that hardware sales are too risky (Wii U almost caused bankruptcy) and low margin. Therefore Nintendo should switch to selling online subscriptions to their games.

>was going to go all-in on oil this morning
>Decided to wait until Friday

wew

sell my oil puts or nah

>>18338789
Buy high sell low.

>>18338789
Up on my MRO and DVN calls. Maybe you just don't know what the fuck you're doing

>>18338371
$2000

>>18338828
are you an actual boomer?

>>18338789
You bought the wrong oil play. SCO is up a ton.

>>18338831
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>>18338853
-0.37%

>>18338803
That's a death cross. It ain't good.

DOUBLE DEATH CROSS

>>18338831
Hannity is awful, the only reason fox is even alive is because of Tucker; and even Tucker has been pretty grug lately with the muh fauci is wrong and muh go back to work goyim, die for the economy bs

>>18338858
Oil talks on thursday friend, would sell soon to rebuy

>tfw almost 90k in stonks

>>18338479
no jerome pls, i've had enough. i yield....

Any other oil bros swimming in gains today? SSL and WES are finally blowing up. CLR is pumping pretty good too.

Almost enough to make up for my puts that all failed ;_;

>>18338828
Haha, yes, just look at the support at the lows today. That soaking wet tissue holding the market up may even be 2-ply my fellow bull.

>>18338871
doesn't it take 3 death crosses to confirm trend though

>>18338880
Oh no no no, not me, I never lost control.

>>18338803
Death cross specifically refers to 1day candles, mind you. You didn't specify period.

>>18338838
There is no friday anon

Will close red, not much though

AND WALLA WERE BELOW 23K!

>>18338871
what studies tell you it's a double death cross?

>>18338884
Oh no no no why did I sell so soon! I want to ride to the moon!

pls jerome pull the level the wrong way by accident pls i cant live like this AAAAAAH

Ah put printr go brrrrrrrrrrr

>>18338897
strange pic

NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS!

>>18338882
was up 20%, now up 3% on DVN, MRO calls. you selling off before OPEC meeting?

don't pump too early now trap the last of the bears here

>>18338838
The market is closed on 10th.

>>18338901
>studies
Look at this wsb retard.
>>18338885
1 is enough for most. 2 is a fucking death sentence. I don't know what other moving average could you want to confirm downtrend.

>>18338305
>March 26th
Nice try

>>18338789
My oil buy-in price is $5-8. But even there only as a small position as the politics and price manipulation only allow for gambling

>>18338910
okay

>>18338909
Reddit

>>18338899
It just means cheaper blue chips, heh.

JEROME GET IN THERE. DO SOMETHING. WE ARE DYING HERE.

>>18338862
I didn't make any mistakes in my post.

>>18338872
I dunno about that. Hannity is pulling better ratings than Bill O'Reilly ever did.

>>18338916
>this much bull cope
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18338884
WHOOPS LIKE LIKE IT JUST TORE!
Just flushing out a few weak bulls, no big deal. No big deal at all.

>>18338915
I did. gut feeling they will fall through

People are just taking profits to get ready for Easter and 4/20

And wallAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We'll never go above 23k ever EVER again!

JEROME WHAT THE FUCK

MY FUCKING CALLERINOS JEROME, DONT YOU FUCK ME OVER THIS TIME, DONT YOU FUCKING DO ME LIKE THIS JEROME. COME ON MAN WE HAD A DEAL
JEROME?
WHERE ARE YOU JEROME!???

>>18338789
HAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HERE COME DAAAAAAAAAAAA BEEEEEARRRRRRS

I hate bobos so much bros

>>18338927
I love this bobo
his happiness is so pure

I serously hope that anime oil poster is hanging from his ceiling in the next 3 months.

>>18338960
same

>>18338933
Bull nigger

>HE BOUGHT THE TOP
aahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaha

>>18338878
It's a short ETF anon...

>>18338915
No I'm going to hold. I don't want to get assraped on taxes next year. If it goes down after the meeting I'll buy more.

Even now with the large gains I've got (80% on SSL alone, jesus) I think the companies are still all massively undervalued and oversold. I'm expecting 3-5x gains on all of them over the next few years. If I have 2x gains at the one year mark I'll sell to lock in gains and get favorable tax treatment.

The markets are fucking terrified.

I can hardly bear my excitement.

>basically freefall from 201 to 197
The bull trap was supposed to last a whole week! Why isn't Jerome pumping?

>>18338949
Screenshotted

>GUYS I AM GETTING SCARED, WILL JEROME DELIVER

Can't believe there are still bears. We have more up to go.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/07/mnuchin-seeks-250-billion-more-in-small-business-aid-as-senate-vote-is-planned-for-thursday.html

>>18338984
Its not even 3 yet. Get your puts in bearlet

>>18338659
Oh shit, now I can use the remaining 10 dollars in my account to buy 2 shares!

I should have sold my SKYW stock when it peaked at $27, would have made $7 per share.

Oh well, my intention has always been to keep it until it gets back up to the $60s

>>18338923
it's called studies in think or swim? what do you call it

14K Cash, let's DCA some oil stocks

VIX and volumes rising

Can’t believe there’s still bulls, we haven’t even had earnings or bankruptcies yet

New thread

>>18338994
The weak bears are gone. Only the strong remain.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

how to short my own suicide

>>18338964
>>18338960
well i hate retards, of which bulls are a subset

>>18338994
hows that inverse hns working for you

pump: cancelled
pool: closed
jimmies: rustled
keep it going!

Stocks falling is bullish. It gives you an opportunity to buy. Don't mistake this opportunity you get for a downfall of America.

>>18339020
this is where the fun begins

>>18338938

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>>18339029
you sound like me for the last 3 weeks anon

>>18338837
Only a little, I don’t know about the Wii U risking bankruptcy, but it was a strange little bridge system between the wii and the Switch.

They’ve been selling games online like everyone else, don’t know if they have any plans for subscriptions. They’ve been a little slow in adopting mobile and mobilemultiplayer which is unfortunate. But some of those mobile games now offer monthly subscriptions, they recently added one to fire emblem heroes. Should make some decent gatcha money.

>>18339007
It's called moving averages based retard. Short term line crossing long term line = bad.

Shorts all green today.

LAST FOR
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IWM 88P 4/9 WATCH ME

>>18339049
yes... moving averages is a study. im asking what aggregation period you are using and which moving average in particular

lol rip stocks today I guess

(wealthsimple still hasn't updated by RTX so I actually have $85 more than this if my hand math is right)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18339056
LAST FOR
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18339001
I guess we really do get to test out modern monetary theory.

Up 1% is still amazing, I dunno what you fags are complaining about

I am never touching leveraged stocks again

>>18339001
priced in

please crash so i can buy some tesla. Tesla bulls got that mad cash.

>>18339038
>downfall of America.
this is the problem with bulltards. you conflate the stock market crashing with the downfall of america.

VIX is mooning bulls, get out while you still can

>>18339083
LAST FOR
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18338789
>OIL
I TOLD YOU TO BUY OIL STORAGE YOU DIDNT LISTEN!

>>18335389

forget about the printer for a while jerome, focus on my bobs instead. look i'm on team trump just like you!

>>18339111
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Idk why you're all flipping out about goys it's not even 5 minutes to close

>>18339003
Already did, up 200% now.

>>18339097

>>18339111
LAST FOR
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NO NO NO MY AAL GAINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TALKS WITH THE VIRUS ARE GOING GOOD THOUGH

>>18339074
50, 100 and 200 EMAs on SPY. Come on nigger. What else are you using?

NO NO NO NO NO I NEEDED JUST 1 MORE DAY OF GREEN TO RECOVER MY LOSSES AND GET OUT

There's going to be an EOD pump and we're going to end +4% aren't we?

>>18339098
Just let me out of my SQQQ break-even. I swear I won't do it again!

What stock should I throw 500 at for dividends and growth?

>>18339155
Yes we are, as shorts scramble to lock profits we'll rocket up.

>>18339152
ty

>>18339169
Pick one

>>18339169
ammo

>>18339155
hopefully finna buy what i sold at lunch

>>18339155
Power hour has done miraculous things before.

STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

I'm not liking what I'm seeing... Look at that DXY... It's probably be a good idea to get some cash, or some VIX. This isn't good for the short term.

>>18339155
We've had way more EOD pumps than dumps since the crash, I'm thinking pump

>>18339203
>power hour
not powell hour

Dow is just +100pts. STOP IT BOBO.

DAX up DOW crashing HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I told you I was back

And there goes my stop. All cash again.

>>18339229
Who else is making bank on SCO and SDOW today?

Really regretting selling my BA put yesterday and just taking the loss. Fuck, we really are going to hit 100 by the 24th. Oh well, $350 down the drain, why the fuck not.

Up 0.5% is still pretty good, I dunno what you fags are complaining about

>>18338971
Ah smart man holding stocks instead of my retard ass picking up call options. My earliest expiry isn't until mid-May though so I think I'll be alright holding through the next week.
>>18339229
Reversal imminent, bullbro. Wait for Daddy J's magic money EOD pump

What do I buy for oil?

>>18339145
Oh shit nigger that was priced in!
Everything is priced in and now we're dumping again, oh no! Priced in!

>>18339258
It happens. I sold my calls yesterday expecting a doump. If I had held them to todays top I could have made another 2k.

I've got 1500 and nothing to invest it in....not sure if I'm bullish or bearish on the market

>>18339275
Yeah I realized I'm much more comfortable being a Grahamian style investor than I am using options. I did download a good book on options that I'll read but I'm planning to use them very sparingly and just focus on buying undervalued/oversold stocks outright and holding for at least a year for tax purposes.

>>18339277
Buy MRO, DVN, XOM, XOP

We hit the trend line again. Doesn't seem willing to break it time for slow up.

New new

>>18339338

>>18339338

>>18339338

>>18339338

>>18339277
PAA and MRO are still massively oversold and haven't pumped yet. If I was going to buy more today I'd buy those, but I'm planning to wait for the next red day instead.

I heard of a good strategy involving selling puts but I'm not ballsy enough to sell options with my whopping 2k cash and 16k in stocks. Even though I'd be willing to buy them both at 4 and 2.50 respectively, I'd feel too bad if they were trading at 2 and 1 at the time, or if they went bankrupt or something. I'm trying to prioritize my psychological well being right now.

>>18339323
Yeah, options are just so attractive on the upside that I can't resist.

t. degenerate sports gambler

>>18338198
NOG

>>18338371
$3.24