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my peenus weenus

Gotta get my gets before my gets get gotten.

>Ford up 7% today
I told you guys, these boomer stocks have bounce potential.

Anime

>>18335510
Lost 2$ per stock on BNTX today (stop-loss)
Bought MRNA for 32.25
Looking into INO to buy dip.

Why do I keep getting myself into Biotech?!?
How do I fight the FOMO of the WuFlu treatments and vaccines?

Also, anyone checking out ZM dropping like a fly after news of security problems?

>>18335557

>my country's market closes so I can't buy or sell US ETFs anymore
>SPY pumps the minute it fucking closes when I bought shorts at the top
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jerome finally got to the office! Printers are coming in!

Is Boris Johnson dying tonight priced in?

By the time I saw a profit I was already a man

For me it's anime OPs.

Cuomo is on. Stonks go up.

SQQQ with 4k in good idea now frens?
l am long in oiI with 10k and need a counter weight.

>>18335598
And it was nothing to me but blinding

GREG IS MY FUCKING GUY

would you rather have 10 shares of KO or 1 share of TSLA? currently have a TSLA share but im seriously fomoing on KO

>volume this low

>>18335615
put in all on Enron baby

>>18335608
Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsUyGLWXLtc

i see these nhentai new tags lmao

>>18335546

>>18335557
>anime

savanon, when will your picks pay off

Why yes, I bought CCL when it was $7. How did you know?

If you enjoy anime and you're not from japan you have autism

>>18335631
That means no one is selling. Better increase those bids if you want to buy.

>>18335592
don't say that

How long until New York goes full Division mode?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so should i sell my energy stocks on wednesday and then buy for the dip? im new

>>18335631
Mmmmmh i love Nagatoro

am I the only one that's worried about going into calls? market looks so fragile right now.

I will not FOMO
I will not FOMO
I will not FOMO

>>18335615
Just buy a few oil puts, consider it dump insurance.

has there ever been better divine karma then new york getting fucked into the ground?

yes I bought the dip, how could you tell?

oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18335670
It's already there, baby. Gangs robbing grocery trucks, arson, you name it.

it appears i tried to short the bottom again :-(

Germanwings just collapsed
First airline here. Which one will be next?

What is this? A volume for ants?

Are May 1st USO calls too aggressive? When is a good date to predict oil deals make oil prices go back to 40?

It's ok bearbros
It's not over yet

Bear flag

Why is coronavirus so racist?

It's this easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFOyHoTvdDI

how much will the economy crash when people realize if your immune system is too weak then you have corona forever like we've been seeing occasionally in china, korea, and japan?

Can't wait for tomorrow.

Is Nintendo shill here? I want to talk about the company.

>>18335510
My Governor just extended the "Stay at Home" Order until the end of the month.

If I lose my job because of this dumb bitch I'm going to be absolutely furious. These fucking retards have no nuance or foresight in their policy, it's just "SHUT IT DOWN LOL" and they think they're doing us all a big favor. If I can't get a job for the next year because you fucked everyone out of a job, then what the fuck was the point of all of this? There isn't a "one-size-fits-all" policy here for States. These Governors /State Governments are so used to being told what to do and blaming the Federal Government that when it comes to making drastic decisions that could have long-term effects on their State's economy, they just copy what bigger States are doing (which is the completely WRONG move for my small, poor as fuck State where unemployment is already a major issue). Despicable. And yes, of course she's a fucking Democrat.

>>18335728
Is that the reason for the rally?

>>18335728
Yes white people forced blacks get get obese with diabetes and high blood pressure while smoking Newport’s from the age of 10

This market is so exhausting

It's over Bobo

Today Im giving my covered call strat another try
F 4.89 sold $4 calls at .90 (+.01)
CCL 11.85 sold $9 calls at 2.99 (+.14)
KSS 17.17 sold $14 calls at 3.89 (+.72)
They go up, I already made profit.
They go down Im covered up to -20%.

The reason why I'm bullish on the market is I talked to my mother (who is an actuary and manages a decent sized pension fund) and she said pension liabilities being wiped off the books from dead boomers is more than enough to cover the dip in the market.

>>18335754
Michigan?

>SQQQ $15

>>18335756

Or exclusively living in cities

>>18335716
I wouldn't do anything earlier than september.

>China reports no new virus deaths for the first time since January.

wow

Anybody a hint for a solid industry ETF for Infrastructure construction and probably PPP/Maintenance etc?

>>18335778

>>18335776
New Mexico

>>18335736
everyone in britain apparently gets it forever

Y'all getting in on this?

>>18335778
buy more

bojo dead

>>18335708
>GardaWorld food delivery services

>dow up
>vix up

>>18335789
China is going to get nuked by India

>>18335656
Based and Saudibuyoutpilled

>>18335816
Source.

>>18335770
>Boomers rape future posterity for their pensions
>Die before using them
>Stocks still to expensive for their children
The greatest gift G-d ever gave to the Jews are boomers.

>>18335617
victory has defeated you..

>all the action happens overnight
>Open market is just crab with 0 volume
EPIC MARKET. VERY COOL. 10/10

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52201048
>Coronavirus: Boris Johnson stable and 'in good spirits' in hospital
>Mr Johnson, 55, was stable overnight, is being given oxygen and is not on a ventilator, a spokesman added.
>In a statement on Tuesday, a Downing Street spokesman said: "The prime minister has been stable overnight and remains in good spirits. He is receiving standard oxygen treatment and is breathing without any other assistance.
>"He has not required mechanical ventilation or non-invasive respiratory support."
>Mr Johnson does not have pneumonia, Downing Street added.
>Dr Jon Bennett, president of the British Thoracic Society, said it was "heartening" the PM was receiving "standard oxygen treatment" - through his nose or via a face mask - because in more serious cases it would be delivered through mechanical support, such as continuous positive airway pressure, high flow nasal oxygen or more invasive ventilators.
bullish?

>>18335839
Source is here:

>>18335816

>>18335754
Not gonna make it

is this priced in?

>>18335770
>what is the years of life lost impact on economy

>>18335816
stop it

>>18335817
Volatility goes both ways.

>>18335728
Could it be the chimping out culture that just causes them to get infected at a higher rate?

>>18335862
Why would anyone want to enter the market right now? It's obvious something isn't right.

>>18335778
Dont worry bobo, it’s up to $16 now :^)

>>18335754
Haha get fucked.

Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't cut my losses and go all in on Boeing.

>>18335694
If you're afraid to do it, then it is probably the right choice.

>>18335756
>Wypipo weren't the ones defunding police, education, and healthcare in negrohoods
>Wypipo don't own the fast food/tobacco corporations that dominate those hoods

>>18335779
>Found suburb for the explicit purpose of keeping darkies out
>Why don't the darkies just come here???

>>18335741
you copied this image from me. I posted this recently.

>>18335875
Truth is, nothing is priced in.

>>18335899
I'm considering doing this with AAL.

>>18335865
>doesn't have pneumonia
>is just on high-flow oxygen
>in good spirits
The fucking media said yesterday his conditioned worsened and was being put on a ventilator in the ICU. How do they get away with this?

>>18335906
>18335694
sound fucking BASED to me

Holy shit I can't imagine not having a federal job. Being a government worker, I literally won't get fired. I am sitting at home shitposting right now and getting paid 6 figures, watching the wagies outside protest their landlords and losing their fucking minds

>>18335899
it would be smart, which you are not

>>18335899
you might be wrong and lose all your money

>>18335899
They don't make planes

>>18335880
Nah, she said the main thing with the economy is that there will be another round of layoffs once contracts expire. She is looking at cutting staff by at least 25%

>>18335899
If you have to ask other people, you've already lost.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-07/michael-burry-slams-virus-lockdowns-in-controversial-tweetstorm

Based Michael Burry calling out the government's incompetence.

>>18335910
Go all in on AIR, my dude.

>>18335887

Because its easy money... I've outpaced the S&P for a normal year in like 3 days buying boomer stocks

We gather here today to honor the memory of our friend, Bobo.

That was his birth name.

Most knew him simply as Bear.

Bobo's life was tragically taken at a young age. I’m saddened to say, he never really hit his stride or had the chance to grow up to enjoy what might have been his prime.

When Bobo was born he was full of hope and vigor. He dreamed of being an investor. He loved having an audience, though our friend Bobo had to settle for a very small one.

Those of us who knew Bobo well, knew he was not a patient bear. Though many admired Bobo because he was a self-starter, he was often cautioned about rushing into things.

I suspect if Bobo were here today, he’d tell you he would have been wise to have been more deliberate about planning.

Again, though we honor Bobo's spirit, like all of us, he was deeply flawed.

Bobo was self-centered.

He longed to be listened to, but seldom listened.

So much of what Bobo had to say was about himself, his investments, and his accomplishments. It’s hard to imagine that Bobo never noticed his audience was tuning out, but he persisted in his ways. Some things cannot be explained.

>>18335934

F

Lads

25k just cleared

Any obvious buys/options at the moment?

how do i stop the addiction of looking at my fuckin graph chart.

>>18335862
Market is sketchy as fuck and no one wants to be caught with their pants down. Bears are scared of being short squeezed and bulls are terrified of getting bogged. Won't be much action until Thursday.

>>18335814
kek

>>18335918
>you might be wrong and lose all your money

How would I lose money? They are literally backed by the US government.

>>18335887
>not taking advantage of the volatility
Spotted the boomer investor.

>>18335887
>he didn’t buy the dip

>>18335934
Press S to spit

>>18335929
I don't mean days ago, I mean today. There's no reason to enter the market after such a huge rally when lots of uncertainty remains, that's why volume is low.

lesson learned: retards hyperfocus on the pin and completely ignore economic data. you have to think like a retard if you want to make money in a bear market.

SPY down 15% from "greatest economy of all time" to "deepest recession of our lifetimes". Why so small? because morons can't think more than 1 step ahead and apparently they drive the market. what difference does the status of the health crisis make if we have to sacrifice the economy to achieve a reversal? the retard has not thought this far ahead and rosily assumes everything will be hunky dory going into the future as if you can just go back like nothing happened.

If OPEC+ goes well on Friday we will see a bull run the likes of which nobody has ever witnessed before. If it goes poorly, we're going right back down to the bottom. This shit is such a gamble.

ITS REAL
SELL SELL

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/apr/07/coronavirus-live-news-boris-johnson-confirme-dead-latest-updates

Brehs i'm fucking spooked. I feel like this is the trap to end all traps. Look at how any other crisis played out and think about how the virus hasn't peaked yet and mortgage insolvencies that are coming and planes are grounded, borders are closed, cities on lockdown

>>18335728
>tend to live in giant low income apartments together
>tend to share the bus or subway
>tend to be over-socialized retards
it's a mystery

>MTNB
can one of you biomeme shills remind me why I own this stock?

>New York is going to end up a quarantined shithole with zero survivors
>AI's will still be fucking me in the ass
I'm living in hell.

>>18335941
Yet why is overnight causing such rapid change? Nothing is happening overnight, yet the stocks are going fucking nuts

>>18335943
>They are literally backed by the US government.
priced in

>>18335970
>you have to think like a retard if you want to make money in a bear market.
but what if I'm already tareded?

>>18335927
i agree most of the things he says

) Standardize on chloroquine and azithromycin -cheap and available

2) Sick and elderly voluntarily shelter in place.

3) Americans lead their normal lives with extra hand washing and special care if around elderly. Saving the economy means life, not murder

Hydrochloroquine for virus and azithromycin for pneumonia, very effective. No vaccines needed it has already peaked all over the world, economy should be reopened soon.

https://youtu.be/psLjNy9-L_c

/SMG/bros, any other way you guys make money outside of wage slaving?
Currently budgeting and putting in as much as I can in stocks.

>>18335658
Most of the normalfags i work with have unironically watched more anime than me

>>18335887
Because you could have bought in yesterday and sold today and be up like 20%.

>>18335981
faggot

>>18335981
Good one anon.

>>18335981
how do I long this?

FUCK THE S IN PEE FUCK THE NAZTECH I WANT BRANKRUPTCYS NIGGERS

>>18335916
(((Ok)))

>>18335981
fuck off with this he isnt even on a ventilator

>>18335949
i have too much tied up in USO, if oil would hurry up and moon already so i could sell and convert to blue chip boomer stocks that would be great

>>18335927
Fucking based and absolutely spot on.

>>18335892
>>18335869
schizophrenics

>he missed the bottom

If i have a put that expires Thursday does it expire Thursday market open or close?

Bought $10 may 15 AAL puts and $6 aug 21 macy's puts.

Am I doin this right

how do I short clitoral orgasms?

>>18335754
NM eh

>>18335934
F

>>18335934

RIP in piece Bobo, also RIP me.

>>18335995
>economy should be reopened soon
I know you're scared but holy shit you are in for such a rude awakening when reality comes knocking

>>18336008
>believing the media
why would they want to panic the people, he could be dying and they won't tell you until they prepared everything

>>18335992
short squeeze

>>18336031
The Macy’s puts might print, good luck on American Airlines though lmao

>>18335934
I am saving this into my cringe folder.
There is nothing more cringe than bulls trying to call the market

>>18336043
You sound like the one with fear.

so what is the chance of covid-19 mutating and coming back more deadly in an other wave

Honestly, we're all just a bunch of dopamine junkie degenerates who get off on gambling in the stock market.

>>18336058
viruses actually come back weaker.

>>18335981
This will probably be real in a week.

>>18336078
Wrong

Are we in a bull trap I’m scared I have dumped all my money in

>>18335755
The reason is that Coronavirus numbers are getting completely crushed down in the US because Americans took it seriously enough to put their entire way of life on hold.

Also taxpayers who have direct deposit are getting their $1200 checks within the next week. Many won't actually NEED that money and will immediately invest it in driven-down blue chips and anything with strong recovery momentum.

Bears better pull back for now and wait to pile on when the housing market collapses.

>>18336056
put it in your cope folder broke faggot

>>18336007
That's like saying "if you just bet black on the last round you could have 2x'd!" There are no fundamentals at work here. Just mechanical jew AI and everyone being scared of both missing out and losing it all.

So where’s that little faggot who said XOM was going to dump? Yeah, get fucked.

>>18335631
Its all real, don't worry...

>>18336058
If it mutates in all likelihood it will become more benign. The fewer noticeable symptoms the more reliably it can spread.

>>18335995
based record of lodoss poster

yea life is unironically just going to go back to being normal and economy will be running soon
the government will literally let people die to keep it running lmao

>>18336088
People will use it to pay off credit card debt lmao

>>18336058

Relatively minor. From all indications the virus is much more stable than influenza.

Second waves won't be caused by a "new" virus. They'll probably happen in areas that never had much of a first wave though just because so few people built immunity.

>>18336057
it's not about who is most fearful. it's about who is most retarded. the economy was showing signs of weakness before this virus even existed. you are either ignorant or in denial.

>>18335995
>Hydrochloroquine for virus and azithromycin for pneumonia, very effective.
Where are the double blind studies, anon?

>>18335728
A lot of black people apparently thought it only effected white people, so they aren't social distancing. They smoke lots of weed and cigarette and have high blood pressure all which increase fatality rate. But none of these factors matter because the white man will pay for it and be blamed for it. Short Nike.

>>18336083
if every virus kept coming back stronger then the human race would have been wiped out long ago

someone said last night that bojo will die on the 9th. i'm inclined to believe it, as everything i've read on 4chan going all the way back to the /pol/ prep shilling in january has come true.

>>18336057
No, I'm realistically appraising the situation and accepting what may become of this. Hope for the best and expect the worst. Current data shows no signs of this slowing down anytime soon as today saw the biggest jump in NY deaths. We aren't even at the peak yet and you say that everything 'should reopen soon'. It's just normalcy bias. Stay safe and protect yourself.

>>18335592
Course, why you think it's pumping?

US37954Y6730
What do you think about US-infrastructure ETF for the next 5-10 years?

>>18335770
That is one of the first rational statements I've ever seen on this board

>>18336088
>Also taxpayers who have direct deposit are getting their $1200 checks within the next week. Many won't actually NEED that money and will immediately invest it in driven-down blue chips
holy wishful thinking

>>18336089
go sucka mean dick daytrader

The put I bought has gone so far below my strike price that I almost don't want to pull the trigger on this guy

>>18336115
I won’t even bother addressing your stupidity lmao

BOJO SAVED

>>18335934
And so I think it's safe to say this is one bear that won't be mis---ACK! umph! agggh!

>>18336056
Hahahahaha seethe bobo seethe!!

The puts. They are so heavy...

Just made a 60% profit on Sasol and now I'm angry with myself for selling too early, anyone else get this too ?

>>18335915
You can agree with the policies if you like, but it was most certainly wh*toids doing it

>>18336120
>Current data shows no signs of this slowing down anytime soon
you're retarded
just roll your damn mouse up the 30-day line
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/infection-trajectory-flattening-the-covid19-curve/?fbclid=IwAR0dGeE_3bGSrSZgbY-zShuL25Feg8LkksT515qbUYPEzFec4W53YQgdiZM

>>18336088
>Many won't actually NEED that money and will immediately invest it in driven-down blue chips
On what planet. Only half of Americans even own stocks. People who are getting a check will use it to pay bills, leave it in the bank, or spend it online.

what am I missing for my energy watch list

Also, what stocks have a 90+% correlation with SPY but are under $20? My risk parameters forbid me from playing more than $200 on any one options play, so I can't but SPY unless I go retardedly OTM

JACK attack

>>18335754
States should be closer to countries. America died in the civil war.

>>18336095
>There are no fundamentals at work here
You can check your indicators and foresee the result. That massive upwards breakout yesterday was very obviously the beginning of a strong bullish trend. If you look at ADX with a 15 minute interval you'll see just how apparent it was even by like 10AM yesterday that we're in a sustainable upwards trend.

I'm back in the fuckin Black, niggers.
And this I'm I "underatand" the market.
That's right.

These charts show why you shouldn't be lured into this short-lived rally in the stock market

>>18335580
>He bought moderna above 30 per share

Wew

>>18336148

>when you bought puts
Brb
Where is that guy with the gun

BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP

>>18336155
>https://www.visualcapitalist.com/infection-trajectory-flattening-the-covid19-curve/?fbclid=IwAR0dGeE_3bGSrSZgbY-zShuL25Feg8LkksT515qbUYPEzFec4W53YQgdiZM
>logarithmic chart
okay retard

>SALT did a reverse split this morning
>broker still won't let me trade it
Getting nervous.

>>18336007
And if it somehow keeps going, you missed it

>>18336160
Xom slb hal

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18336170
I'm selling EOD today anyway. Tomorrow is going to crab due to OPEC+ anticipation, going to be low volume.

AND WE'RE MOVING ON UP
(MOVING ON UP)
TO THE EAST SIDE
(MOVING ON UP)

>>18336050
AAL announces earnings on the 24th, so I figure I can collect some volatility premium on the 20th-23rd.

I also have january $500 BA calls because I was riding my 18 inch dildo that says 'MONEY GENIUS' last month.

>>18336078
Spanish flu second wave was deadlier in terms of kill rate.

Fuck i wish i bought SQQQ puts

>>18335728
Is that picture even a black? He looks like he could be a Hindu.

>>18336170
On the contrary it shows that you should. No matter how fast the drop you a person who checks the chat every day will catch the drop so join the rally.

>>18336217
That feel

I'm so fucking lonely, bros.

>>18336227
>doesn't know his Hindus from his Dindus

Have some cash looking for a good buy but everything is a bit overpriced atm. Seriously expecting a pullback in the next few days.

one more question, if there is no vaccine what's stopping the virus from spreading more once the emergecy lockup is over?

>>18336240

money is your friend

>>18336190
k dude
make sure you've got your 17,000 rolls of toilet paper and got your homemade masks to wear the rest of the year so everyone can know right up front that they are dealing with a literal smooth brained retard

BREAKING: Chinese city of Wuhan, where coronavirus pandemic began, lifts outbound travel restrictions, ending months-long lockdown - Xinhua

>>18336246
then buy SPXS

Why even work for a living? Your wages are already priced in.

Wealthsimple STILL hasn't fucking updated my RTX stock

If they don't fix it by tomorrow imma call them

>>18336247
Nothing.

>>18336155
>those chink numbers

>>18336247
MRNA has a candidate a month into stage 1 trials, INO just started today.

What's this trend called?

>>18336254
nice argument dumbass

>>18336247
the same principles that actually stopped this and every other virus in history from wiping out all life

>>18336225
Don't feel bad. Nobody can actually predict options. Timeframe is just too long. Individuals who made money really just got lucky during a certain timeframe. Their strat is guaranteed to fail long term (unless you buy options as a hedge fund of course, that's different obviously)

>we're at 50% retrace to ATH
aaaaand sold

see you guys on the next leg down, hope you sell before Friday

>>18336257
ah, is that the pump? fools.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>18335658
True
>>18335677
IT'S GOING UP

>>18336275
Ford stock during literally every downturn

>>18336261
Fuck off retard. I'm a bvll, but I'm not stupid enough to think this is sustainable. Just because I expect a small pullback doesn't mean I'm going to flip short like a bipolar spastic.

do i pull my puts and eat my losses bros?

>>18336275
it's called buy immediately if you love AMERICA

Was 18.5k the bottom?

I am not crying over my severe losses today. I can tank them, for all intents and purposes my gains make up for it. I am crying at the prospect of tomorrow. I need hope that things are going to fall as they should, this volume and the stocks leading this rally are pathetic. Where is the profit taking and covering shorts. I know for a fucking fact that shorts are floating a lot of these things up, my ameritrade for the last 3 days refused to allow me to short CCL due to too many shorts existing in the market. This HAS to tank.

>>18336088
This is what a post from an actual disconnected NEET looks like
They'll spend it on tendies, Mr shekelberg just laid most of them off

>>18336298
Dividends and covered calls fren

>>18336240
At least we aren't alone in our loneliness.

>>18336315
thats a man

What's the best place to see major companies' Credit Ratings? Standard and Poor's website?

this better be the bulltrap or i am gonna be pissed for missing out the bottom and the rally fuck

>>18336247
That is not the point of the quarantine, coronavirus is also not a reddit meme plague.

Bear bros...

>>18336284
>same principles
so isolating peoples, and burning villages until no one infected left
no sure that boomer would allow that

>>18336247
there's like 15 different massive companies building a vaccine right now jumping through hoops to get it approved. JNJ has found a candidate same for a bunch of other different pharmas. its not a matter of if, but when

>>18335995
>>18335770

Also like based Actuary mommy says, the more dead boomers the less we pay in healthcare costs, pensions, social security, basically every dead boomer is another kabillion jobs for us, so kiss your grandma and gramps now but accept we all gotta go sometime.

>>18336004
Do you really want to hear more bullcrap about options? I am so fucking sick of options. Do something respectable like side hustle working as an Amazon delivery driver or do UberEats at least.

>>18335767
Selling options is for real men

>>18335783
hmm damn... thanks for the reply anon

>>18336160
USO, XOP

>>18336088
>Also taxpayers who have direct deposit are getting their $1200 checks within the next week.
Then why am I still waiting on my tax refund since February? Buncha lazy gubmint workers in DC, I'll tell you what.

>Taliban cancelled talks with the Afghan gouvernment
Does this mean more war? Fuck the taliban.

>>18336325
This. Cash Flow Crew WW@?

>>18336275
Have you seen the deals automakers are using to convince people to buy new cars? They're outright offering to make your payments for a few months if you lose your job to corona, it's incredibly grim.

>>18336298
Or are frens your dividend?

G-g-guys... will SQQQ ever get back to $30?

>>18336298
am I doing it right

>>18336337
YOU SAID IT WOULD FALL FOREVER

>>18336160
XOM, PSX, RDS

>>18335906
>>>/reddit/
and away you go

Take me to the moon RTX. I am willing. I am ready.

>>18336358
who the fuck knows

This rally is insane. There's no way this is real.

>>18336317
>too many shorts existing in the market

This is how you know shorting is the wrong move. Congratulations, you played yourself. Enjoy those losses.

>>18336338
>so isolating peoples, and burning villages until no one infected left
>monkeys with tools are the only response Earthling life has against a virus

>>18336160
OKE, MRO, SSL, EOG

>>18336343
>respectable
>working as an Amazon delivery driver or do UberEats
Is this a joke? I hope so.

>>18336351
bullish

Well one thing at least; between the nice weather and pic related I'm not bored while sitting on my ass at home. Hey, getting paid to just sit on my ass at my home and watch training videos it's like "early retirement" for me.

>>18336275
Ford's normal chart, but condensed.

>>18336160
EPD MMP ET ENB FANG

Wow was that it? Did we already bottom?? I'm sitting on a big pile of cash and I missed the damn bus what the FUCK

>>18336368
SpaceX takes you to the moon, RTX takes you to a terminal intercept of incoming Chinese ballistic missiles

When do earnings come out?

>>18336351
Fuck the Taliban?
They are the good guys. They are less corrupt and better organized people.
They will win the war soon and then Afghanistan MAY be able to go back to being an unstable country instead of a war zone.

The country could be the fastest growing economies in the world soon, if they end the war.

>>18336168
I noticed that, as of yesterday, we've made a higher low and also a higher high from the bottom of the crash. That also looks like we're in an up trend.

>>18336368
We all are.

>>18336354
Can someone tell me why boomies love buying cars so much? They buy these huge things that sit in their driveway while they are retired and bad a shitload a month for them. But they need a new one every two years for some reason.

>LOCKDOWN LIFTED IN WUHAN CHINA, CROWDS RUSH TO TRAINS TO LEAVE CITY - NYT

Look at this fuggin crab today, cot dam

XOM AND RDS CALLS Y/N

>>18336412
>t. No idea
It's a shithole.

>massive pumps exactly when SPY broke Fib retracement levels

wtf I love TA and bulls now

I sold my bearish positions and bought bullish positions. I don't understand this market, but I'm trying to ride the wave.

Just imagine how many people would be wanting to travel or fuck off from their cities once the lockdowns are over.
People are already getting bored of being home all day.

>>18336429
Kek

Why are you guys fucking with oil right now? I'm seeing gas prices I never thought I would see again in my life. Oil is spooky.

>>18336170
>short-lived rally
Not making money off it. Nah stay the fuck out.

>AMD might break 50
That's how I know this rally is premature.

>>18336338

The reason we're in the thick of it right now is it was spreading unmonitored and uninterrupted for fucking months before any western country deciding to start running tests.

First known cases in China back in December, yet we had few confirmed cases in most western countries until February/March despite major hubs having tons of direct flights from Wuhan all through January? No way.

>bears watching bobo pumping balloon with bike pump
>"careful mumu its going to pop"
>"fucking DELUSIONAL"
>fssht fsssht fssssht fsssssht

>>18336421
Not this dude. I plan to keep my Toyota till it's falling apart. Considering I just drive around the city mostly and it's age (2014 model) unless some fool hits me it should last long after I'm retired.

>>18336389
I think the only ones who work hourly arent enjoying being home. Everyone else is loving it.

Do I sell AMD?

>>18336429
Second outbreak imminent lmao

>>18336412
Fucking arabs. How can they afford 20 years of war with an economy based on fucking goats

>>18336356
#:^)

>>18336475
>WHy are you guys buying things low and not high

>>18336436
Yes, if you like money.

Finally did it: sold that ONTX trash and just holding the cash for another dip, because we all know it's around the corner.

>>18336466
>caring about fundamentals
the markets are hype, hope and fear driven. they rarely have something to do with the actual economics of the companies

>>18336479
>First known cases in China back in December
November actually.

>>18336475
Because I just made 51% realized profits on an American shale pump.

> mfw AMD today

What the fuck is going on?

MTDR, y/n?

>>18336507
40 year old Russian weaponry and lots of opium.

Buy ATVI my calls are waiting

I've spend every penny on stocks yesterday and I'm all in stocks - balls deep levels of all in

Tesla stocks will never be under $500 again

>>18336421
I don't agree with constantly buying (or worse, leasing) new cars, but cars in general are a great hobby if you have the space and money for them. I have four cars: daily driver, weekend car #1, weekend car #2, project car.

ok recouped my losses from yesterday, staying the fuck away from market.
but fuck me my hand is reaching for more plays, how can I fucking hold myself from going in again????????

>tfw 95% cash

>>18336537

its a cult stock, people want it

>>18336358
25 tops

>>18336537
I just sold with a 3% profit.
Nice.

>>18336429
Will be a good metric to see how long until the outbreak re-spreads (if it does). If in 2 weeks it's completely silent, "seasonality" and lockdowns will be proven to work. But otherwise I'm buying puts for whenever lockdowns end + the time it takes for outbreaks to reappear.

>>18336564
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I WENT BACK IN WITH SHORTSA I AM A DEGENERATE

>>18336567
My coworker bought AMD at $4. FOUR. DOLLARS.

Yep, I'm thinking I'm back

>>18336517
I bought USO at $15/bbl, fucked off with a tidy profit when Trump made his tweet, and haven't touched oil since.

>>18336537

AMD is basically a leveraged SPY ETF at this point

>>18336240
Having the chins open all day long akshually satisfies my desire for social contact. People irl are nowhere near as interesting as here (except my gf sometimes).

>>18336527
To be fair, it USED to be about balance sheets, but zoomer investors completely threw that out the window and started pumping and dumping the entire US economy like a crack whore.

Honestly it's better like this, this is how you make money, by fleecing boomer investors like no tomorrow.

>>18336396

Are you the guy who posted here slightly ahead of time about the military movements to Venezuela? Thanks, I bought a small amount of Australian military supplier stocks and they're up a good 10%. Probably just a coincidence this early but I'm planning to hold them for a while regardless.

>>18336455
Its a shithole but it could be among the growing shitholes without the war. And the Taliban are winning so it might soon be over.
t. Been to there, know the head of the ministry for small business policies personally and joined the 6th release of the Business DNA, the only Afghan business and financial magazine at the Mariott Hotel Kabul and talking to the deputy minister of agriculture and other officials

Not saying I have that much of an idea but I know potential when I see it. This is not the Congo. It will be interesting to watch

The next big step down is when the Midwest/Deep South cities start outbreaking heavily like NY.
Coasties think the flyovers aren't important, but they feed everyone who isn't California, and the bulk of food processing/packaging is done here and shipped out. No one out here is taking any of this seriously at much at all.
I work for a big food processor/packager, and maybe 1 in 30 even bother with masks. The Governor has only had precautions up for a couple of weeks. The Coof is already nibbling away at the edges of society, but when you start seeing big outbreaks in the Midwest and the hospital poor South and rural areas, THEN shit will get super-real.

>>18336566
Same, sold everything today, that 50% retrace from the bottom has me doubting the legitimacy of this upwards trend continuing. I mean people are definitely optimistic but 50% retrace already is not realistic.

>>18336527
>implying p/e ratio has nothing to do with price
The market overreacts, has noise, and isn't rational sometimes but to say everything is priced on a whim is just as ignorant as the fucks pushing the hard efficient market theory. It's somewhere in between and you capitalize on overreaction to beat it. Otherwise just 100% SPY forever.

>>18336540
very yes

>>18336484
Well, we're waiting.

>>18336610
>This is not the Congo.
The Congo might have a better historical record of stability than Afghanistan.

>>18336612
WI has their primary today, people are flipping out, the governor tried to cancel it but the state supreme court blocked his order

>>18336372
he was right - the market was wrong

>>18336605
No I'm the SpaceX sperg who was shilling Raytheon a week before the merger. I learned about the Venezuela movement during the press conference with everyone else. Still think the most likely conflict in the near future is another Pacific War.

>>18336612
yeah when it takes you 15 minutes to drive to your next door neighbor. GONNA BE A HOTBED

>>18336315
post feet

>>18336626
Im thinking it will AT LEAST get back to $10 in a year or two

>>18336275
Its a $6-$8 stock. Sure profit is pretty much guaranteed, but you'll regret not buying pretty much anything else... except maybe AMC

>>18336612
ok retard

How fucking long is Questrade going to keep me from interacting with my SALT position? I get it, it's a reverse split, give me my stocks please.

>>18336587

fucking nuts lol. i was originally in around 36 and have been swing trading it. i dont do long hold, too impatient

>>18336650
I agree, I bought it for slightly cheaper a few weeks ago but its going back to 8-10 here at the end of the year

>>18336634
Right now the whole region is not worth looking at. Only once they stop shooting.

But the Afghan industry is already huge. They smuggle lots of drugs over to Tajikistan. I talked to border guards and they told me they have "turn around times". Times where they are supposed to turn around and not look at the border. Then they have some amount of "strange car noises" behind them and after 10 minutes they can turn around again.

Also lots of rose oil produced in taliban territory and shipped to Europe. For beauty products and shit.

>>18336298

Can you post your positions again i would like to do some funadmental analysis

>>18336659
Fuck questrade

>>18335970
The real retards are the people that didnt already know everyone is a retard and to not plan accordingly for retards to influence the NYSE

Too late to jump on the RTX train, wait for it to go down a bit, or? I am not as informed about it as I should be.

>>18336475
>why are you buying something low to sell at a higher price

>>18336701
I know I'm planning on switching to IKBR after I cash out this week.

>>18336078
>Babbys first google on viruses

Incorrect. Mutations almost always result in a much stronger, treatment resistant virus

>>18336475

>>18336359
Yes, and always turn on DRIP to re-invest those dividends for maximum long-term compound growth.

>>18336707
how is it too late lol? Its price has been rock steady at 100-150 its entire existence and its 60 dollars a share rn

>>18336707
RTX is still a buy if the P/E is below 10 imho

the chink scam got exposed LMAO

>>18336707
> I am not as informed about it as I should be.
Then come back when you are.

someone make a new anime thread. NOT posting in the other one.

>>18336718
no they don't. its in a virus' evolutionary interest to become less deadly to the host, but become more infective. the perfect virus in evolutionary terms is an airborne pandemic that no one even notices.

>>18336746

little late on that one

>>18336412
Funny how opium was at all time low when they were in power and all time high when we were there hmmmmm

>>18336740
There are 2.3x more shares outstanding now

Waiting another 30 minutes to evaluate whether to buy or sell. That's when Jerome is usually on his lunch break

>>18336566
>tfw 50% cash
Just waiting to retest the lows

>>18336765
you're overthinking it bud

Someone make an anti-cuckime thread. NOT posting in a cuckime thread.

>>18336495
did long ago. keep of you want to long hold, sell if not when it crabs

>>18336708
>Opec+ don't reach an agreement
Russia and Saudi know exactly what were they're doing(hurt america in a pandemic), now they will pretend to meet so they don't anger big daddy Orange.

>>18336794
>>18336819
ere you go

>S&P 25% up from the low
guys, i'm beginning to think this is not a dead cat or bull trap anymore.

His divvy is nice and fat. It's also safe from getting the ax. He's been on the upswing again today. Gone are the twenties so now you'll be forking out 30 some odd instead. But even still that's cheap as hell. When you look at the 52 w high of 39.70 a share which even then was still pulling down 5.2%. How much does your shit bank fork out again? 0.15% if that.

>>18336566
>>18336618
>>18336783
>40% cash
Sold my swings yesterday near the close. Also waiting on the next dip for long term stocks and ETFs.

How are you picking your re-entry point? TA or a gut feeling on how low we go?

>>18336827
Stock markets don't rebound immediately once they crash 50%. It's all buy the dip shit. Once boomers lose their rental properties due to missed mortgage payments they will have to liquidate their roth IRAs

Keep buying my puts goy.

>>18336746
bullshit I love my lucking coffe just racist investors

>>18336275
afFORDable

Question: If you write an option (like a put), and it dumps down a lot, say 90% in value, could you just buy it back at this low value and prevent it from ever being exercised?

>>18337000
Yes.

>>18337000
How>>18337006

>>18337000
Yep. I've been writing puts to Bobo paypigs ever since the rally started. Free money and Bobo's enjoy paying up lile the dirty sluts they are

RTX or DIS I is lonely without you guys

>>18336842
The shit was all precipitated by the oil price war on top of overpriced stocks and a global virus. Prices are almost back to reasonable, the virus was all the sky is falling hype/media sensationalism, and if Saudi keeps their spigot open too long they will burn a massive hole in their cash reserves we all know won't fill back up.

You missed reentry.

Can OPEC leak something so we can finally push past this 201 resistance?

>>18336595
Fuck you

>>18337275
If there isn't another 30% drop by july, I'll eat my fucking hat I fucking swear.

>>18336396
I'm the other RTX fag, ended up with NOC to hold onto as well. Sold GOOG for only like $85 profit, but that freed up over a grand for other shit.

>>18336676

>>18336858
The explanation for today is remarkably simple. New treasury prices didn't settle until this morning, and newsflash: they're near zero.

With that now priced in, Billions have moved from treasuries this morning and are now bidding any securities with a yield up to replace non-existent revenue from treasuries income.

>>18337245
RTX is now second largest aerospace contractor. Make little pp into big PP

>>18337354
updated so i don't need to tell people anything

>>18337324
Dude you are in for a rude awakening. Look at historical drops from ATH, we almost never drop 50% and shit has been WAY more fucked up than this. Another 30% would be historic, only surpassed by the great depression.

>>18337754
You implicitly named all the events you should have been looking at but didn't. You speak as if historic events related to the stock market haven't been happening since the beginning of this garbage.

>>18336670
Based animu weeb poster. Thanks for the knowledge