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>> No.18318994

Cum

>> No.18318999
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Sell before 3 day weekend and earning reports start next week. You've been warned.

>> No.18319000

>RT
Sounds like bullshit to me

>> No.18319002

SPY 220 when

>> No.18319005
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/biz/bros, let's discuss what industries will succeed during a recession, and I am talking disproportionate growth BECAUSE of the recession. My thoughts:

Discount Stores
>WMT
>COST
>DLTR
>DG
>DOL

Alcohol
>TAP
>BF
>DEO

Tobacco
>BTI
>PM

Cannabis
>CGC
>CRON
>ACB
>APHA
>TLRY
>HEXO

Carbonated Corn Syrup
>KO
>PEP

>> No.18319008

>>18319000
Found the mutt

>> No.18319012
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>TFW you will never be as based as 2 scoops

>> No.18319021
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who /CCL/ here?

>> No.18319027

>>18319012
bear signal

>> No.18319030

Tomorrow we open red but go green.

>> No.18319036

>>18319012
Are you drunk, sir?

>> No.18319040

>>18319005
>canabis
no

>> No.18319042
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>>18318978
>tfw have it set to automatically sell at 3.70
Should I bump it up to 4?

>> No.18319043
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18319043

Why don't they list cash positions as before and after shorts?

I know at the top it has net liquidation value, but still I know I don't have that much cash!

>> No.18319049

Good fuck, does the market normally deny reality this long???

>> No.18319050

>RT
No thanks
I’ll wait for the next thread

>> No.18319056

savanon, when are your picks going to pay off?

>> No.18319059

>>18319012
You bought SPXL at 40 lmfao

>> No.18319061
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm wouldn't want to mess with him. 10 pvre pvmps

>> No.18319062
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>DUMP! DUMP! WHY WON'T YOU DUMP?

>> No.18319072
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>>18318978
Oil is going under $10 anyway. The production cut is a meme. There is little demand and nearly every physical storage of oil is going to be full soon.

>> No.18319078

>>18319005
loan industry faggot

>> No.18319079
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Post what you manage and how you've done today boys.
Bonus points for showing me a portfolio with more money than me that lost more money than me

>> No.18319086
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> I wonder what AMD is doing today, futures were green
> mfw

>> No.18319089

>>18318796
>Cloudflare
What are your thoughts on selling a put to move into holding it long?

>> No.18319095
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>>18319049
It had some big down days last week.
You know the saying:
>the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

>> No.18319096

>https://www.newsweek.com/when-will-stimulus-checks-sent-who-gets-them-1495216
>we only get 1 check and that's it

i thought we were gonna get a check every month, fugg :-DDD

>> No.18319100

>screencapping his own tranny posts
cringe...

>>18319005
BIG YIKES
Only buying stuff that will survive the depression, I like that COST, KO, PEP tho

>> No.18319110

>>18319079
i lost more money today than your entire account

>> No.18319114

what's happening?
shoooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrt

>> No.18319117
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Will AMD EVER get above $50? I bought at $47 two weeks ago.

>> No.18319121
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18319121

can you feel it boys

>> No.18319132

>>18319062
>Good news bad
Finally.

>> No.18319134

>>18319110
pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.18319136

>>18319086
made over $500 today day trading AMD, feels good man. perfect stock, the bitch is literally always in play every day, so much volume on a popular growth company with fantastic management and factories in taiwan instead of china. both very volatile but also trends really well so no matter the direction it's easy to make money on it every day if you know what you're doing.

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>>18319117
One day, yea. I think we crab in the 40s for a while still. Plus who knows what earnings will do.

>> No.18319140

>>18319042
Why wouldn't you just take the profit? I hope you bought multiple contracts.

>> No.18319146

Nice chance to get out before another plunge

>> No.18319156

RMCF megabull

>> No.18319161

>>18319095
yeah I'm about to prove (or disprove )that old saying

>> No.18319163

Levi's earnings will tell a lot about retail outlook during the crisis. If people are still buying jeans, a lot of other clothing/apparel will be doing fine.

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>>18319146
Nice chance for the puts I put in an hour ago to finally print.

>> No.18319172

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
THE GOVERNMENT JUST TOLD AMERICA TO PREPARE FOR SOMETHING WORSE THAN PEARL HARBOR OR 9/11 AND STOCKS MOON WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18319173

>>18319140
I have 3 at the moment, all I could afford.
DDS saw an unnaturally large spike of 10 bucks when it was sitting at 24.50 over the weekend, and seeing as it's already on the downtrend again I may be able to net a MUCH larger profit than I'm hoping.
Just wanted some advice on the decision.

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>>18319036
I was when I typed that, yes

>>18319059
And then I kept buying.
I actually bought another 50 shares today.

LOOK MY FEET, BEAR-KEKS.

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>>18319146
This. You newbies out there would appreciate to take your profits today.

>> No.18319177

>>18319146
Why are you even trading the 15 minute bear traps?

>> No.18319188

i gotta be honest bros when i woke up this morning i didnt think it was gonna be a +7.5% day

>> No.18319195

>>18319136
>Taiwan
>growth
lol don't hold it too long
You might want to go look up how Taiwanese and Japanese display companies are getting upended
Semis are not far behind

>> No.18319202

>>18319172
this is a meme at this point right

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>>18319172

>> No.18319204
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>>18319021
OH SHIT WHADDUP

>> No.18319205
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Is there ANY reason to think CPB will dump 20% over the next many months? Feels like today could be a good day for credit put spreads.

>>18319139
Cause profit taking and a selloff, if history is any indication.

>> No.18319215
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>>18319062
we reached a new autismo-memenigger level

look: normal level: bad news, bad economic data: bearish

Autismo level 1: all bad news are bullish
this got memed quite a lot

Now, autismo level 2: bad news are bullish, but rising stocks are bearish

>> No.18319219

>>18319174
So you're still not at average cost
Big fucking yikes enjoy that 3x ETF decay

>> No.18319227

EOD pump, here we go.

>> No.18319228

>>18319195
>don't hold it too long

what part of "day trading" didn't you understand? holding overnight is for men who suck dick.

>> No.18319230
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>>18319079
Two accounts - one is a registered tax free account and another is a standard margin account. Have the margin account as I've maxed out the contribution limits on the tax-free one

>> No.18319237

good fucking heavens

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>>18319040
Care to explain why you're against Cannabis - few assests?

>>18319078
Good one

>>18319100
Why don't you like something like Molson-Coors or big tobacco - these are huge companies with a long track record and something that people even in desperate financial situations rarely give up.

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You thought you could scare us away? Heh, gonna take a lot more than a one day Jerome pump to do that. Just bought more puts

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>> No.18319250

are we selling amd today? will tomorrow be red?

>> No.18319257

CRANK IT UP

>> No.18319260

Boeing is literally carrying my positions atm thanks trump

>> No.18319259

>>18319195
that said, recommend me some AMD-tier Taiwanese/Jap display companies to check out.

>> No.18319262
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18319262

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

>> No.18319264

good fucking geese. It's sharply increasing again.
I'm probably going to turn it off for a while.
I badly underestimated how much "retard money" is still in this market.

>> No.18319274

ITS HAPPENING
WE'RE BREAKING RESISTANCE

>> No.18319279

this last hour is gonna be fucking hilarious either way

>> No.18319280

Should I sell off all of my MSFT today at breakeven? Will we have red tomorrow?

>> No.18319283

>>18319172
>asia is now responsible for Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and this pandemic.

Why haven't we just wiped that whole continent off the face of the earth?

>> No.18319288
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18319288

Are you Priced in yet?

>> No.18319290

>>18319259
There are none because they're going out of the business in favor of South Korean/Chinese ones, and that was my point

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>>18319279

>> No.18319294
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18319294

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18319295
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18319295

stonks
only
go
up

>> No.18319298

>>18319280
the fuck? you either long msft or daytrade it. not fucking try to swing it between days.

>> No.18319301

I can't hold these gaud damn bags guys. I can't take this retarded squeeze aaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.18319304

>>18319280
I'm tempted to sell my MSFT today and buying again on friday EOD once we have that weekly dump. Ez money.

>> No.18319307

>>18319283
Because it has 8x the population compared to NA.

>> No.18319310

>>18319279
It's will be more robot up with pumps mixed in.

>> No.18319315

>>18319274
lol

>> No.18319319

Today was the snib tomorrow the snab

>> No.18319328

>>18319195
AMD is limited by their waver supply from TSMC. If they get free capacity from them because smartphone demand went down, then that's a good thing. Server demand is also surging.

It's a real shame that they're only slowly rolling out their Ryzen 4000 mobile chips. Those would have been killer when everybody and their mother are buying laptops for home office right now.

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[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL
>[RTRS] - OVER THE COURSE OF THIS AFTERNOON, THE CONDITION OF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS WORSENED AND, ON THE ADVICE OF HIS MEDICAL TEAM, HE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT AT THE HOSPITAL

>> No.18319334

Do I sell my positions EOD... hmm..

>> No.18319338

>>18319319
just bought sqqq on the off chance, wish me luck.

>> No.18319340

>>18319304
That’s exactly my thought. Sell today at break even then buy back in cheaper on Friday

>> No.18319343
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I may be retard, but doesn’t big green day(s) lead to big red day(s)?

So if we hit $270 SPY couldn’t it then do a Mr.Bean and suicide downward?

>100 IQ here
>$8,000 worth of OTM $IWM puts expiration in July
>$500 OTM $GLD calls expiration may

>> No.18319344
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.18319350

>>18319290
AMD's chips are in the new playstation and xbox coming out around the end of this year, they aren't going out of business any time soon. that said though, again, it really doesn't matter because i day trade. but generally speaking they're still fundamentally strong, selling popular innovative products. yeah they're getting fucked by the coronavirus but so is everyone else, they're highly likely to have a strong bounce back once this is over.

>> No.18319353

its over, I am margin called.

>> No.18319361
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BORIS JOHNSON TRANSFERRED TO ICU

>> No.18319362

>>18319304
>>18319340
>friday

>> No.18319363

>>18319330
Extremely bullish. EOD pump is going higher.

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>>18319344
whoops wrong image

>> No.18319367

>>18319330
SOURCE

>> No.18319370

>>18319338
I’ve got your six

>> No.18319373

BORIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18319374
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18319375

>>18319304
>>18319340
Yes. Buy Friday. When the markets are closed. Good thinking.

>> No.18319377

>>18319344
Why is this missing so much? Like no big oil.

>> No.18319378

RIP BOJO

>> No.18319382

so is oil going doomp?

>> No.18319384

>>18319328
Smartphone demand is down but tablet demands are up. PC market unlikely to change. Server demand is up but AMD is lagging behind in marketing. There's no competition yet against Nvidia in the GPU front esp. in the data science segment

>> No.18319388

>>18319340
>Sell today at break even
I bought at $151 so I'm up 5%

>> No.18319389

>>18319361
>literally following a russian bot

>> No.18319390
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My HSU limit sell triggered. Nice.

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B-boris

>> No.18319400
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Press F

>> No.18319403

SO WE BUY PUTS NOW?

>> No.18319405
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https://twitter.com/joepike/status/1247240533115670529
BUY CALLS NOW

>> No.18319407

>>18319005
>pot
They will grow that shit in their backyard to supplement their income

>> No.18319409

"the nothing" is not a good album
I wouldn't buy korn as a commodity

>> No.18319413

>>18319382
>-8% today

>> No.18319415

>>18319405
incredibly bullish, spy 300 EOD

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PRICED IN

>> No.18319422

>>18319366
Do dividends make sense for smoll investors? I have some XOM and VOO, about 1 grand total so far. What else should I buy if I want to get a small stream of shekels each month?

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>>18319328
>Ryzen 4000
Dang so much this. Once those chips start hitting enterprise laptops instead of cringe ASUS ROG-tier computers it's blue skies ahead for Mama Su.

There was that rumor that Apple was using AMD chips in their prototypes...imagine if Apple sole-sourced AMD in their new Macbooks.

>> No.18319424

>>18319375
What, why will the markets be closed on Friday?

>> No.18319425

>>18319405
R-really??
I just opened EWU putspreads lmao

>> No.18319430

>>18319343
Mondays are usually retracement or gap closing after the past week or week opening gaps. Tuesday and Wednesday are always the days of major moves.

>> No.18319431

>>18319079
well my 20k 10 x leveraged short sure did do well :^)

>> No.18319434

>>18319350
I'm not saying AMD will go out of business. My original post was merely an observation on TW/Jap companies. They're the ones getting left behind in the tech race between SK and China. So far TSMC is the only notable holdout.

>> No.18319440

>>18319403
You don't buy puts on bad news. Wait for the good news.

>> No.18319449

>>18319344
>tfw selling covered calls on divvy stock

COMFY

>> No.18319451

why is brent oil not dumping????
i have my entire life savings short on it with 10x leverage

>> No.18319452

>>18319405
Why couldn't it be merkel

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18319453

>Zey thought it was priced in?
>Kill ze prime minister.

>> No.18319454

>>18319409
they peaked in 1998 with Follow the Leader
sell sell sell

>> No.18319455

>the entire US stock market
versus
>one britbong with messy hair

>> No.18319456

>>18319384
I'm banking on Big Navi moving AMD in the right GPU direction. Agreed that they are woefully behind NVDA

>> No.18319457

BOJO dying means Brexit failing in the long run and is extremely bullish. Buy calls

>> No.18319458

So it turns out UK media WERE under a gag order while Sputnik's initial report yesterday that Boris was on ventilators was most likely the truth.

>> No.18319459

>>18319005
Here's the real hot jizz secret sauce:
Reinsurance. Look it up.

>> No.18319460

Zoomers: OMG WORST ECONOMIC NEWS EVER WHY WONT MY PUTS GIVE ME GAINS

Boomers: Priced in already bro

>> No.18319465

>>18319440
why?

>> No.18319471

>>18319424
>being an atheist in 2020
Sorry friend. I think you need to find Jesus. Especially in these dark times.

>> No.18319473

>>18319334
sell at least half of your position and move your stop loss up to break even, at a minimum. risk management isn't hard you fucking double niggers why do i have to constantly explain this to you?

>> No.18319477

Thoughts on buying puts on Boris Johnson’s life?

>> No.18319480

>>18319377
XOM is on there

>> No.18319481

Please don’t leave Boris

>> No.18319484

>Buy 100 WTI for 1.75
>Sell covered calls every week for 20
>Print 20 dollars each week and hand over stock worst case scenario it explodes
>Lose 200 dollars worst worst worst case scenario

>> No.18319485

>>18319390
what is that pic

>> No.18319487
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>>18319283
Because Asia is our rival. Look what happened when USSR collapsed, American's got lazy and everything went to shit. Now America has someone to compete with. Better weapons, better computers, better propaganda, interesting geopolitics, complex trade deals.

>> No.18319492
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18319492

OH NO NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULL BROS

>> No.18319495

>>18319330
priced in!?

>> No.18319497

>>18319465
Because the market for sure isn't going down on bad news.

>> No.18319502
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UK prime minister moved to intensive care

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52192604

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52192604

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52192604

>> No.18319503

>>18319477
thoughts on buying puts on the UK after he dies?

>> No.18319508

>>18319471
>one figure in one religion of the thousands of religions
>surely that's the right one

>> No.18319512

What’s the chance the UCO will be delisted like the velocity oil etfs? I’ve got myself a nice position if it holds on.

>> No.18319515

>>18319021
I'm the guy who keeps bitching that this fucker has infinite support cheats enabled, but my puts are finally deep green and I've cut my hedging loose with only a small loss. Ready for EOD dump. If it pumps instead, I'm going to drive to the nearest cruise terminal and shout at whatever ship is parked there.

>> No.18319516

>>18319485
A mural, iirc Russian, probably from Crimea

>> No.18319517
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>everything I sold last week goes up
>everything I bought goes down

I'm out. Stonks aren't for me.

>> No.18319518

>>18319508
Ngmi

>> No.18319521

Good picks biz

dropped cruises and picked up spy for retirement

what do we do before close

>> No.18319525

>>18319471
https://twitter.com/jesus
Can I just, like, DM him or something?

>> No.18319526
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18319526

Well today is almost in the bag. He's been on the gradual climb all day. Still under 30 a pop so don't delay and be saved by the fat divvy now before the next major climb. I'll be honest as hell, today's been great. I ain't done shit other than watch some shit "training" videos for work. Cause you know I gotta do something while I'm at home work related till I get the call to come in. So that'll be my day till this all blows over: watch shit training videos, go in if they need me, get paid no mater what my full salary.

>> No.18319533

Bojo dying = Huawei 5G deal in UK cancelled. And we all know international shit flinging matches are bearish (see Trump's Chinese virus remarks and how market cratered). Thus I'm cautiously bearish.

>> No.18319534

>>18319480
Okay I'm blind. Carry on.

>> No.18319535

>>18319458
>the russians told the truth when it suited their agenda

What integrity.

>> No.18319542

>>18319521
Send thoughts and prayers to the Prime Minister

>> No.18319544
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18319544

>>18319521

>> No.18319546

>>18319422
no they don't they never do. Don't feed this retard.

>> No.18319549

>>18319459
what the heck do you mean, like save money with geico, you're in good hands with allstate etc

>> No.18319552

>>18319434
Samsung will not die. The sheer amount of patents and the vast amount of the industry that still relies on them for screens, lenses, and memory mean they will be fine. But they are the Monolith of Japan.

>> No.18319553

>>18319377
I have PSX and CVX, XOM is on my watchlist too in red.

>> No.18319560

>>18319471
Agape your enemy, cuck.

>> No.18319561

>>18319353
I'm right behind you in about 36 mins, brokefrend

>> No.18319562

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32EsgmRzT0E

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18319565

>>18319400

>> No.18319568

>>18319544
paper account lmao pathetic

>> No.18319573

>>18319473
>put in a stop loss bro
>stock gaps down after hours

>> No.18319576

>>18319434
taiwan is one of the few countries doing well with dealing with the virus afaik, so okay they're similar to SK but not China who is getting raped by this and will continue to be raped by coronavirus.

what companies would you recommend instead of AMD that i could check out, basically a "AMD but better" type of deal? i day trade but my brother loves the company and even now, often is looking for opportunities to go long on it like today, and holds for longer periods. what are the companies winning the "tech race between SK and China"? SK companies i guess, obviously not investing in any china shit lol.

>> No.18319579

>>18319495
>>18319330
Priced in

>> No.18319581
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18319581

>boris johnson in ICU
>market keeps pumping

>> No.18319585

>>18319518
nice fantasy you got there

>> No.18319589

>>18319422
yes they can help your positions grow just make sure to reinvest the dividends either through DRIP or collecting and then purchasing shares of anything else you want

>> No.18319592

I wanted markets to crash further but not at the price of losing Boris. Fuck's sake, lads. He's gonna die, I can feel it

>> No.18319593

Should I sell my SCO now for a modest profit or hold overnight hiping it goes lower?

>> No.18319598
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18319598

AMD 10% for the day.

Wowzers

>> No.18319601

I have £20k on my brokerage account
I'm bearish on everything.
I want to short/buy puts right now cos I think this was the last leg up before we go down

What do I buy puts in? I can't trade ETFs cos my broker won't allow me

>> No.18319603

>>18319581
priced in bro

>> No.18319606

>>18319552
Samsung is South Korean company what the hell are you on about

>> No.18319608

>>18319526
based comfyposter

>> No.18319609

>>18319585
Atheists are mental midgets

>> No.18319610

>>18319526
I picked up 10 earlier, if I get dubs ill buy that many

>> No.18319611

>>18319400
checked.

i said it before and i'll say it again: if (when?) boris dies it will crash the market that day to some degree (1% or greater, more likely greater), but it will be good because it will prove to world leaders that they are just as vulnerable as the rest of us and get everyone off of their lazy asses to fix this thing ASAP. i still hope Xinnie gets it at some point and it kills him though, but like they say the good die young and the evil live forever so who knows.

>> No.18319612

>>18319592
there are countless photos of him jogging, bike riding etc. seems to be in relatively good shape

>> No.18319616

>>18319581
So this is what he meant by "heard immunity".
As everyone dies his beloved economy becomes immune

>> No.18319617

>>18319573
This is one reason why the traditional market is more of a scam than cryptoshit.

>> No.18319621

>>18319598
sellan or holdan?

>> No.18319623

Boris? More like Borwas.

>> No.18319627

>>18319593
I'm betting on a poor resolution from the meeting on the 9th.

>> No.18319631

>>18319606
all rook same

>> No.18319634

Am I crazy for buying a bunch of BPY.UN? 17% yield, they're a property firm but they own landmarks and high quality shit, not strip malls. They're Brookfield and BAM has been good to me.

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18319635

>>18319621
I sold my swing AMD at 46.40 for profits, but am holding my Roth AMD for long term.

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18319638

>>18319617
>when the s&p500 is a shitcoin

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>>18319330
At this time?????????

>> No.18319642

Shout out to Ratsu for teaching me the way of the golden bull
I can't stop winning

>> No.18319647

>>18319573
now you know why i day trade :^) it's still important to scale out and have a stop loss, faggot. also:

>stock gaps down
>good thing i sold half my shit for profit!

it's still the smart thing to do. you can even buy back your half position for cheaper, it's a win/win. if it continues going up you still have half your position making you more money.

>> No.18319650

>>18319609
yea just as much as the religious. im entirely agnostic, you're just as clueless about why the fuck there's a universe here as i am. seems like there's some bigger picture but you're retarded if you think the feelgood stories a bunch of mildly clever apes came up with thousands of years ago is right

>> No.18319652

>>18319573
how about trading futures you mongoloid?

>> No.18319658
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18319658

Who is Boris's Vice Minister?

>> No.18319661

>>18319640
lol, he is fucking death. chinese killed him

>> No.18319664

How artificial is this pump???

>> No.18319667

TOMORROW DEEP RED?

>> No.18319668
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18319668

ALRIGHT I DID IT
CAMPBELLS SOUPS NOW IN MY ROTH IRA

THIS SHIT GONNA KEEP ME NICE AND LUXURIOUS IN MY RETIREMENT!!!

>>18319623
hhehehe

>> No.18319670

>>18319544
you bought my smallcap reccomendations :) thx fren

>> No.18319672

So first time options here
I bought a call on SLB, stock went up 2%, options price went down 5.4%. What the fuck? I dont get it

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18319673

is it time to go long?

>> No.18319674

>>18319658
hey wait a minute
you cant drink beer on the moon

>> No.18319675

bros i made so much money today...but im gonna die of corona in a few weeks...coof

>> No.18319676

DIS will be fine. Hell they just bought over 20 more acres of land in Florida. Park expansion. They ain't worried. Why should you? Bag it and let it grow for 20+ years. Let Drip work while your at it. Just leave it alone, forget about it if you will. Vote during the annual meeting,etc.

>> No.18319677

>>18319576
doesn't China want to invade and take over Taiwan?

>> No.18319680

Clown market, yesterday bulls were saying that Boris Johnson was fine, he's in the ICU now and will probably be dead by the end of the week. The market will probably be +10% when he dies because its a clown world

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18319681

>>18319623

>> No.18319684
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>>18319640
Daishobu Boris san

>> No.18319685

>>18319581
Boris dying would be bullish, he's a fucking idiot.

>> No.18319686

>>18319640
How does a fucking building talk?!

>> No.18319688

>>18319668
Post more anime girls with retardedly huge tiddies

>> No.18319689

>>18319664
As artificial as Bojo's iron lung

>> No.18319694

>>18319674
At least not with a space suit

>> No.18319704

>>18319593
I wanted to hold anyway, just needed the extra push.

>> No.18319705

this will dump so fucking hard before EOW as everyone is liquidating to get rid of their regret buys. screencap this.

>> No.18319712

>>18319674
>he thinks there's a big floating rock out there
the moon is a projection you dimwit

>> No.18319713

>>18319658
Dominic Raab. Good guy, staunchly pro Brexit.

>> No.18319714
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18319714

Guys I'm down 46% how do I make it back?
Or at least what will tomorrow look like?

>> No.18319717

>>18319344
What do the seperate columns and the red ones mean?

>> No.18319718

>>18319664
It's not even a pump right? It's fucking monday afternoon. This is just sheer retardation

>> No.18319720

>>18319672
the sooner it expires the faster and quicker that stock needs to go up

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18319726

>>18319684
>Daishobu

>> No.18319727
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>>18319688
maybe when I'm done with my coffee

>> No.18319731

>>18319672
((options))

>> No.18319739

>>18319714
hang in there bobro, we're gonna make it

>> No.18319741

its over guys.
You can't predict what retarded people are gonna do. You just can't.

>> No.18319743

UK big man dead is clearly bullish and priced in.
Short JNJ - they have two of those, meaning twice the exposure.

>> No.18319746

Will jerome still give us an eod pump even if the whole day has been a pump?

>> No.18319749

>Russell 2000 small caps up the most

WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN HELL!!!

>> No.18319751

Should I buy SPXS right now?

>> No.18319754
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18319754

>>18319330
>>18319640
UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
>UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
>UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
>UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
>UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
>UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON
>UK PM HAS HAD OXYGEN SUPPORT TODAY- ITV'S ROBERT PESTON

>> No.18319756

>>18319021
Was in at 9 bucks and sold at 10.70 now I'm hoping the market rallies and I can get some cheap SQQQ

>> No.18319758

>>18319712
quick tell me if youre a bull or bear

>> No.18319760

>>18319727
MILK!!!

>> No.18319764

>>18319049
You think the market is based off reality? Top kek

>> No.18319765
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18319765

>>18319751
yes

>> No.18319769

what are some good stocks to swing trade right now?
made $300 off amd so far

>> No.18319773
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18319773

all green, that's how we do it here at ess emm gee

>> No.18319777

>>18319658
we don't do vice in government only military
It will probably go to Gove another shitstirer

>> No.18319778

what happened to that one faggot who was gonna post their "epic reddit screencap of cocky bulls getting owned!"

>> No.18319780

>>18319739
no i sold all my positions so please do the needful and tell me

>> No.18319785

>>18318978
https://investorplace.com/2020/04/ignore-the-rush-of-optimism-exxon-mobil-stock-has-nothing-left-in-the-tank/

>You may recall that S&P Global downgraded Exxon Mobil’s credit rating in March. Moreover, RBC Capital estimated that in order for Exxon Mobil to cover its dividend and capital spending program, the company would need for oil to average $77 per barrel this year. Plus oil would have to average $68 a barrel next year.

>> No.18319792

>>18319717
columns = different weeks of the month

red = watchlist

black = owned positions

>> No.18319793

>>18319780
idk i guess do the opposite of what you did before anon

>> No.18319795

>>18319758
>he thinks bulls and bears exist
think for yourself for once you smoothbrain

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>>18319422
aiming for dividend stocks kinda requires a lot of money because when dividends are paid the stock value tends to drop. so you want to spread out across several dividend stocks and you want to get a lot of yield, then just hold basically forever. and research the past dividends, if they have lowered their divs in the last 10 years it's risky because they may do it again and that'll affect your yield.

>> No.18319798

>>18319749
Small caps have been getting destroyed.
Not surprised they're seeing a bigger bounce.

>> No.18319800

Boris Johnson is in intensive care!!

>> No.18319802

>>18319773
please tell me what to buy for this week bro

>> No.18319803

Stop gambling with CFD, instead, try to buy good quality companies at a cheap price ffs.

>> No.18319806
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>Boris in ICU
>Bullish

Most retarded pump I have seen in this market. If my shorts don't pay off tomorrow and it pumps again I will be livid. I was cocky all day, but this shit ain't dumping yet and I am losing even more money. Even my 17.7 SQQQ shares are losing, something I never thought possible.

Also wtf is with captcha today, it is rejecting right answers and making me go through 5 minutes of them for no reason.

>> No.18319808

>>18319714

>Was previous bear bro before this week.
Just swing trade TQQQ, the markets have consistently been crabbing just use call options and sell it when it reaches 50 then put options and sell when it reaches near 40s

>> No.18319809

>>18319000
go back eating your Fox fresh shit ameri-45%-mutt

>> No.18319815

>>18319769
Big quantities of BND.

>> No.18319816

>>18319796
haha imagine how it would be if your head was in the middle of their butts haha like how crushed your head would be haha wouldnt that be so awkward if your head was there

>> No.18319820
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18319820

WILL THIS RALLY EVER END?

FUCKING LMAO

BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.18319821

He finally found out what herd immunity means.

It means people die and the survivors can better survive the next wave.

>> No.18319823

>>18319806
Maybe we're getting a red monday 2.

>> No.18319827

What is volume like now?

>> No.18319829

>>18319215
PI PIRU PIRU PIRU PI PIRU PI

>> No.18319832
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18319832

i give up bear bros. we've tried for a month to demonstrate solid fundamentals but they have repeatedly been turned upside down by unlimited jerome. every time we made the "correct" picks, the stocks went the opposite direction.

bad news? bullish. good news? bearish. it's completely fucked. boeing plant shuts down?
stock soars 9%. 6m unemployment? dow jones gains 5%. i give up. they've beaten me into submission... i have no choice buy to just by SPY and hold like a good goy... maybe some vanguard low cost index funds... check on my 401k...

we have no choice but to just buy normie stocks and accept standard gains... i give up and i just bought FB... i am a bull now...

>> No.18319833
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18319833

how terrible is my risk management if I'm up over 50% today?

>> No.18319834

>>18319795
tell me if you are bullish or bearish in this current situation

>> No.18319838

>>18319792
So you're planning to sell the black ones on the given week and potentially buy the red ones?

>> No.18319839
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18319839

>>18319765
I'm all in.

>> No.18319840

>>18319808
would it be a good idea to pick up tqqq today?

>> No.18319842

>Boris Johnson is not on ventilator - Sky News
He'll be fiiiiine

>> No.18319844

>>18319827
all the bear ETFs have high volume, bears are capitulating big time

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>RUSSELL UP 8.4%
RUSSELL UP 8.4%
>RUSSELL UP 8.4%
RUSSELL UP 8.4%
>RUSSELL UP 8.4%
RUSSELL UP 8.4%
>RUSSELL UP 8.4%
RUSSELL UP 8.4%
>RUSSELL UP 8.4%
RUSSELL UP 8.4%
>RUSSELL UP 8.4%
RUSSELL UP 8.4%

>> No.18319851

COUNTRY LEADERS FUCKING DIE
IT PUMPS EVEN HARDER LMAO

>> No.18319855

So, is it relatively safe to be stocking up on MSFT/AMD/NVDA/AAPL? Those are the big four I'm really looking to go long on and just keep DCA'ing. Some riskier ones are APPN , DAL and MRO.

>> No.18319859
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what puts do i buy, someone tell me I'm dumb as fuck but I know that this shit is gonna go down into the dirt, WHAT PUTS DO I BUY (I CAN'T TRADE ETF'S)

>> No.18319860

>>18319832
WE'RE HITTING LEVELS OF CAPITULATION THAT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE.

>> No.18319864

>>18319795
Bull here, this guy is a bear with his panties in a wad, don't listen to him

>> No.18319865

>>18319676
Rumor is that Apple is considering acquiring Disney

>> No.18319872

>>18319844
Looks like the next leg down is right around the corner then

>> No.18319873

>>18319840
Why didn’t you buy it at open?

>> No.18319878

Imagine losing money on days like this lmao bears get what they fucking deserve

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>>18319642
youre welcome

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>>18319855
I'd wait for another dip. In order of increasing risk

MSFT
AAPL
NVDA
AMD

>> No.18319883

>>18319832
The entire catalyst for the crash, the virus, was just shown to not be as bad as expected. I was down 30% at open but I sold everything and went into SPY/GLD calls. I'm above even now. You know you can be a bear and still go long the market, right?

>> No.18319888

So, did I miss the bottom?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfjNpgZ4C5Q
harry nilsson has some advice for bears losing their nerve

>> No.18319895

>>18319832
>FB
why, whats the point, literally dozens of others stocks and you pick the shitty website that only boomers use (boomers are the ones dying btw)

You coulda bought KO, you coulda bought XOM, you coulda bought MSFT, you coulda bought LMT

but you bought fucking facebook

>> No.18319896

>>18319855
You better do it fucking fast, no time to DCA on the way up, by the time you get a decent amount of money in we'll be back at baseline. Dump everything into boeing right now if you don't want to miss out on this once in a lifetime easy money

>> No.18319898

>>18319855
NVDA
GOOG

are kings

>> No.18319908

>>18319888
Lmao no. New lows coming next week when earnings come out. Anyone still holding then is absolutely retarded

>> No.18319911

POWER HOUR

POWER HOUR

POWER HOUR

>> No.18319913

>>18319581
The way the market is right now is Bojo dying is slightly bullish. Bojo recovery is very bullish. Bears lose no matter what.

>> No.18319915

>>18319895
facebook will grow more over the next few years than all of those

>> No.18319917

>>18319834
>he thinks we have free will and posses the ability to will into being a judgement about the current market situation
keep being a retard

>> No.18319918

>>18319873
all my money was in bear etfs but i dropped that shit asap
i just need some hand holding i can't predict green or red for shit
should I pick up SDOW again now that it's stupidly cheap? even just to flip it for 5%?

>> No.18319919
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18319919

Hey broes, KO is pahmp.

>> No.18319924

>>18319796
I don't get divvys: "hold this stock and we will pay you out divvies.... unless we don't want to."

>> No.18319925
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18319925

>>18319908

PRICE IN SHITTER

ONLY UP FROM HERE

>> No.18319926

>>18319882
Thanks for the tip, the one I got in late on is AMD at around $46, but I believe in their longer term outlook. Still, that could bite me so I'm trying to weigh things towards MSFT and APPL in the long run as the bulk of those four.

>> No.18319930

I told bears not to come to the market today.
>hurr durr down it goes
>hurr lmao up

>> No.18319933

>>18319451
Got 1.6k usd on oil mooning, so it should have gone down, weird.

>> No.18319934

>>18319888
nah
this is just another retard pump and dump by the big boys
makes the shorts even more rewarding later and possible to repeat them

>> No.18319936

>when you accidentally buy a put instead of a call for 30% over stock price

>> No.18319939

>>18319919
everything is pumping moron

>> No.18319950

>>18319930
and tomorrow?

>> No.18319951

People with puts will be hoping the PM dies so they can profit. Sad.

>> No.18319953

>>18319915
explain how in 2 sentences

>> No.18319956

>>18319917
what does your non free will say about the current market situation

>> No.18319957

>>18319888
think about how literally every single person on both biz and WSB is bearish, then think about what the market usually does to everyone caught on the other side of the trade

yes, the bottom is in at 2100 SPX and you will NEVER see that again in your lifetime.

>> No.18319958

IT STILL GOES UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18319961

>>18319460
R

>> No.18319962
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18319962

LMAOOOO

i just had to zoom out to keep the DOW in frame

BASED TRUMP BASED JEROME

>> No.18319964
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18319964

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18319968

>>18319951
it would just pump even harder lol

>> No.18319971

>>18319957
>every single person on both biz and WSB is bearish
where have you been?

>> No.18319973

>>18319950
There's only up with the occasional crab. I'll report back when it will go down again.

>> No.18319978
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18319978

>>18319838
no, i buy and hold forever if plausible. Red are on my watchlist for new purchases if I decide to add a new position. I put the columns in there to see what payments I'm getting that week.

Like April 1-7 I'll get KO and IRM payments.

THANK YOU BASED KO

>> No.18319979

>Boris in ICU

Unironically bullish

>> No.18319984
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18319984

>>18319939
How dare you fucker? That was a hot tip.

>> No.18319986

>REM is crabbing at 16.00
Even though it went up 10% that’s a good sign.

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18319992

>>18319796
New season of Madoka is Keijo?!???!!

>>18319848
FUCK

WHY DID I EVER STOP GOLDEN BULLINNG?!?!

>> No.18319993

>>18319833
Kek I'm up 10%, but I'll probably be down by the same % tomorrow. Such is life in the stockcoin market.

>> No.18319994
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18319994

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.18319996

Tomorrow is going higher. Get ready to buy into this dump.

>> No.18319997

>>18319926
Sold my AMD at few cents above break even. Shit got crabs.

>> No.18320000

>>18319951
As an intensive care doctor I can tell you that there is probably a 20% chance he dies within the next 7 days. If he's tubed right now, make that a 50% chance.
Even if he recovers, he's not going to be in a fit state to run the country for many weeks. He is on ICU, he is very sick.

I want to bet on BoJo dying, because I feel like th market has compeltely underestimated the probability of it happening. 20% is improbable, but the payoff will be huge if it happens. What the fuck do I short to make money off this, I've never bought an option in my life

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18320002

So how much can I expect to lose on SDOW if the market goes up tomorrow and I buy in now? Worth the risk going in small?

>> No.18320003

literally all the bear ETFs are huge volume
bobo capitulation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz5mI6tqm_Q

>> No.18320004

>>18319951
I thought about buying puts for that outcome but it did feel a little fucked up, so I didn’t. Stay strong Boris.

I’m too weak for this game, alas

>> No.18320014

>>18319978
Huh you really seem to know your stuff
How did you know what to buy, are you just playing it safe?
And what do you mean by payments, is that just the profits you'll be making?

>> No.18320017

>>18320000
checked and correct.
>t. ICU PA-C

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18320019

>>18319957
We see it again when the virus pops up for a deadlier wave 2. But until then, I can ride the wave up with you bull buddies. :)

>> No.18320022

>>18320010
>>18320010
>>18320010
move
>>18320010
new

>> No.18320024

>>18319956
line go up

>> No.18320023

>>18320002
about 9% if the overnight is the same as today

>> No.18320025
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18320025

The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
The top has been reached.
>The top has been reached.
ALERT THE TOP HAS BEEN REACHED.

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>>18318978
Sqqq bros, it's over. Pack it up and get the helium ready.

>> No.18320048

>>18319953
Copy china social credit
credit system. They already had one with loan analyzation and silicon valley are the ones that will lead the way. Fuck FB though.

>> No.18320049
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KEEEEEEEEEEEP PUMPING JEROME, I'LL PERSONALLY GIVE YOU A REWARD

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18320050

>>18319517

>> No.18320056

>>18320003
why would that be capitulation and not buying the dip? Since the swaps shouldn't directly effect the indices in the same way, I'm not sure if you can use volume on red candles to judge anything at all.

>> No.18320062

there's gonna be a 4% drop in the last 5 minutes

>> No.18320061

>>18320037
>tfw bought the dip
Only bought 2 with what money I had left but I'll be waiting for that 20 dollar profit

>> No.18320078

>HMG said Johnson is conscious, and that he was moved to the ICU "as a precaution."
Nothingburger confirmed

>> No.18320082

GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG

>> No.18320083

>>18319405
Bullish

>> No.18320096

>>18318978
Shameless pump

>> No.18320101

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I BEG YOU

>> No.18320108

>>18320037
save the helium for after you sell your SQQQ's to me and it jumps to $80 per

>> No.18320111

why the fuck do algos wait till last minutes to buy or sell KEK

it's always so fucking stupid

>> No.18320116

>>18318999
>Sell before 3 day weekend and earning reports start next week. You've been warned.

pp already expect bad earning

>> No.18320120

>>18319623
subtle kek

>> No.18320127

THAT SPIKE

AHAHAHAHAHA BOBO

>> No.18320139

yessssssss

new ATH close for my acct

>> No.18320160

Ok i got liquidated. Clown market indeed.

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18320165

>>18319508

>> No.18320167

STOP PUMPING
PLEASE JEROME
I GIVE UP
I WILL BE A GOOD BOI AND GO LONG

>> No.18320192

>>18319581

>Implying politicians aren't replacable

Who gives a fuck lol

>> No.18320194
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18320194

Through the fucking roof hollllyy shit

>> No.18320195

What is habbening?

>> No.18320206

yes, boris johnson's death will be bullish

>> No.18320209
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18320209

I'm sick to my stomach right now.

>> No.18320215

dont worry bears, we'll have our day soon

>> No.18320216

>>18319549
Invest in reinsurance companies like RGA because they'll go to the moon in the coming months.

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18320242

watching bears lose their shit rn is what makes it all worth it.

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18320253

why did I sell SOXL at midday. noooooo, come back down. I miss you already

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>BOJO IS DEAD

>+8%
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>+8%
+8%

>> No.18320260

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18320287

>>18319888
You missed the absolute bottom yes but it's still got a long way to go up, cash in brother

>> No.18320315
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18320315

>Stock going to shit
>My Vermin based portfolio showing healthy growth

THEY CALL ME THE RAT KING

>> No.18320322

its over bobos, we lost
minute of silence

>> No.18320337

>>18319924
The company obviously wants to keep their stock value up. Divvies are an incentive for the stock to stay stable or go up even in spite of otherwise complicated business reports (e.g. maybe the business is such that it makes no money for 10 years then pays all its debts and profits billions one year and so on, seeing a significant devaluation during these 10 years is not a good thing).
Some types of companies (REITs for example) are required to pay shareholders 90% of profit as well.
If they don't pay, shares go to shit and it's their ass on the line. In general, good companies are really good at paying their divvies except in the middle of a crisis like right now.

>> No.18320340

And just like that, SQQQ will never be below 17 again

>> No.18320368

>>18320242
post positions please

>> No.18320375

>>18319924
It's incentivizes more stockholders to buy more stock making the company worth more plus it acts as a good barometer for company growth
>we make so much cash we can pay shareholders just for being shareholders
It's a big dick move to the market

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18320440

>>18320368
this is my swing trading account. my IRA is 40% EDV and 60% QQQ

>> No.18320452

>>18320019
Spanish flu did that was so deadly it burned out and wave two didn't do shit, the virus essentially priced itself out of the market

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18320532

>>18320337
or the company gets so much money that it doesn't know what to do with it, so it might as well return it to shareholders.

take Apple for an example. the reason they have a 60% yield is because they don't have any way to spend all their income. wouldn't it be silly if they just hoard money without doing anything with it?

>> No.18320756

>boeing still pumping

cmon man, i just sold

>> No.18320757

>>18320532
They could expand or something. Maybe reduce their margin so they can make products that don't literally explode, crash and burn. Or that don't steal people's data and leak it to criminals every 5 seconds.

>> No.18320871

>>18319110

I used to get drunk and tell people "I've lost more IQ points than you've ever had"

>> No.18320910
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>>18320871

And now I've lost enough IQ points to where it isn't relevant to say that anymore

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18320958

>>18319079
Not that guy but

>> No.18321006

>>18320757
or not use glue in their products that melt from the exhaust fans.
if only they could afford it.

>> No.18321032

>>18321006
or move factories back to america. at least out of china so they stop supporting a country that harvest organs in concentration camps

>> No.18321135

>>18321006
But for real, where are you seeing 60% yield? I'm seeing 1.26% annualized.