/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18315117
Go down please

anime

Opinions on GUSH

>>18315139
LUL

>algos once again trying to bait each other
>retail bullcucks keep falling for it every monday

closing negative

screencap this

god damn UCO is ripping me a new asshole rightt now. 300 shares @ 2.83. Need some oil tweets please trump

1st for JUST FUCKING GO SOMEWHERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that's a man

Another thread of doomer cope? Yes, please

Opinions on trailing stop loss?

>>18315140
Based

Making money on CCL

Crab with a dump at the end of the day

I WENT ALL IN ON SPY AT 1025
YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A BULLRUN
YOU SAID WE WERE BACK
I'M ABOUT TO BE FUCKING RUINED

>>18315156
do you think catastrophic world events stopped happening for the rest of time or something

>>18315141
stale meme

>>18315172
Seriously how is it’s share price not zero? What fucking retards actually bought that bond? Buying CCL is beyond retarded

What are some stocks you guys are planning to buy when this hits rock bottom?

>>18315199
USLV

anyone here snapping up TVIX before the next crash this month? debating if i should grab some more or sell what i have and wait

>>18315184
Did you buy calls or did you actually buy SPY? If it’s the latter then it’s no big deal

>>18315196
18 billion in liquidity a pretty decent balance sheet and boomers LOVE cruises

>Massive amounts of volume compared to the last 3 trading sessions
lmao
>>18315172
>Cruiselines anything soon
Better sell that shit today.

>>18315199
you already missed the bottom friend, i bought everything

>>18315141
oil crypto at this point

>>18315150
don't hold x2 or x3 funds for long term they re value every month I think those are for short term days or a couple weeks, even if they made a deal oil will be very low all summer due to the massive amount in storage

I'm going to but more PUTTTTTSSSSSSSS

>>18315184
Have a look at march 24-26 dude, that's what trajectory we're on right now, there are going to be bumps in the road but overall we're in a very strong bullish trend. Just keep an eye on your indicators.

Good news is this hasn't cleared recent highs, don't think this is a real reversal, but seeing the cuomo conference and the new numbers, if they are continuing to go down things are gonna get dicey

SP500 2800 EOW

>>18315141
too risky for my liking

>>18315199
why the is this asked in every fucking thread? jesus it is always the same 10 stocks you mongoloids

>>18315196
I'm very bearish on CCL and even I don't think they're worthless. They have billions in assets with their ships. Also boomers are going to want a vacation when this is all over, and they're all going to book cruise tickets.

>>18315235
>ID: ... biz
OH NO, CALLS, BUY CALLS.

>>18315199
Man at this point I don't even know, something that could grow 50% and have good dividends, like I was considering cruse ships but they all outsource labor. I really don't know anymore.

this fucking market today.
its not red enough for me to buy more nor green enough for me to sell.
i'm tired of holding.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if brent oil can crash some more tomorrow i can retire with $500k

>>18315254
Saudi just bought a huge share in carnival

Long GD LMT RTX MSFT NEE KO EPD ET PSX

>>18315117
So if /biz/ was wrong about this being a red day, is /biz/ also wrong about the long-term red?

A lot of people here were saying that the bottom doesn't happen until months after the first crash in a recession.

>>18315199
>rock bottom
lmao if you think sp500 2200 wasn't rock bottom you're a delusional doomer
it's still a fucking dip, buy it now faggot or cry in a year that you can never get rich and blame the world for wasting your once in a lifetime opportunity

>>18315245
>things are going to get dicey
Don't tell me you're still a bear

>>18315187
>flu.0
>catastrophic event
Swing & a miss /pol/tard

The only think getting me through this shit is listening to ASMR. I don't fucking donate like a simp though

>>18315258
Just buy calls.

>>18315258

trim some off the top if you're green, or start buying small amounts if you're that bored i guess

>>18315221
Except there's a good chance they get stuck in it for a month if there's an outbreak onboard, and also the fact that 18 billion in liquidity came with a diluted share price and a 13% price tag

how do I make money off of a crab market with credit spreads?

>all these people trying to hit the bottom
Are the words "incremental" and "averaging-down" missing from your vocabulary?

CCL keeps knitting resistance at 10.00 a share I need it to punch through

>>18315259
Threadly reminder that you can buy ford or carnival corporate bonds and basically get guaranteed 15+% "dividends"

>>18315199
I'm scoping out what smallcap and high yield looks like today

>>18315254
People won’t take cruises until this virus is eradicated absolutely, which will take a much longer time than the rest of the economy to go back to work, I don’t think they can survive over a year with no revenue

so the crash/recession was really just that small? weird

>>18315292
you're spreading bullshit

>>18315285
They're not sailing now I mean in like a year from now

what's the play today boyos

>>18315276
only 25% equities, rest in cash. No shorting or puts.

>>18315304
Boomers were getting on cruises as late as March 7th, the first ship to sail again will be full of boomers

Anybody going long on AMD and NVDA? Longer than swinging throughout the volatility?

>>18315284
lets get vertical

>>18315285
boomers wont be buying cruises this year, it will take a year for people to stop being scared of getting quarantined on a cruise ship

>>18315199
ED, WM, AWK, and O.

Sim City Portfolio

>>18315292
They can’t pay those back.

What’s everyone’s thoughts on monster?

>>18315304
just get gibs from daddy gov don't worry bb

>>18315199
MSFT, PFE, SHOP, PG, Nestle, Mondalez, VZ, MCD, BlackRock

More JNJ, KO, PEP, COST, LMT, BRKB, NVDA, AMD

>>18315292
I'm tempted by "Festival Cruises" to be honest
but I know nothing about buying corporate debt

>>18315287
You dont, every high premium option is going go decay into nothing

We need weeks of crabbing to start making money again off swings

>>18315209
Buy calls on SLV while they dirt cheap

>>18315325
>WM
>O
based

>>18315320
I went long on AMD today, NVDA is a bit out of my price range to be useful.

Also long GE and MGM.

I refuse to believe this is real its gotta be crashing eventually

>>18315316
that is grade A cope fren, get out when you can

>>18315320
amd has defense contracts for ai testing on nukes, that shity is bull asf

>>18315306
>35% drop in less than a month over the fucking flu
>small

So the curves are flattening everywhere and that's obviously bullish, but does any country have an actual way out of this economic shut down? I could see a lot more red in the future as people try getting back to normal and fail.

maybe a reuben?

>>18315309
Nevermind, 20+%

>>18315320
Yep, I bought some at 44 and I don’t touch it.

>>18315346
>Also long GE and MGM.

GE....yikes

>>18315355
cope harder doomer
it's already over and on its way to recovery
maybe in 10 years you will be smarter not to miss another opportunity

PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT

>>18315292
Explain how

>>18315234
HOLD SQQQ BROS FOR THE EOD DUMP!

>>18315287
Should be pretty self explanatory. Short put, long put, pocket the difference, hope line doesn’t go down too much.

>>18315346
>>18315356
Good stuff. Also bullish on AMD but their P/E still makes me cautious.

EOD dump

>>18315292
I thought ford was going to halt dividends?

>>18315355
Why? Have a look at March 24, same thing. Massive upwards breakthrough into a strong bull trend for a few days before tailing off. This one is even better because the volume is much higher.

>>18315313
get comfy and wait til tomorrow

IS IT PRICED IN?
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IT'S PRICED IN!!!

>>18315372
you understand that it's only relative to past dividends?
if they profit less they will cut the dividends you retard
no such thing as guaranteed 10% and definitely not 20% gain in a year

>>18315360
the economy is fine, there is just no production. its on pause. the only reason the market crashed was overpricing on earnings. all earnings will be shit for q2 so the market priced it in, q 3 will be very bullish. these leftards cant keep it shutdown no matter how hard they try

>>18315335
>unironically buying Nestle

>>18315412
it's priced in

>>18315382
>massive investment in renewable energy
They're fine.

>>18315281
you didnt answer the question simpleton

>>18315410
>march 24
it looks like it had almost 5x the volume what are you looking at??

>>18315117
why do anime characters look white even though theyre drawn by chinks?

>>18315225
No, YOU missed the bottom lmao. You shoulda been more patient

Feels nice jumping into SQQQ at 18.4. Even if it goes back to its all time low of like 15 I could only lose so much money. Likely only up from here. Goes down more if it pumps at the end, I just buy more. Feels good loading up after a +10% day going long into the weekend.

>>18315330
Seconding this. I feel strangely compelled to take interest in it. Something something boomers.

What are you eating and what anime are you gonna be watching tonight to celebrate your daily gains?

>>18315211
Holding 2shares. 1 at 312 and other at 380. Wait for the second week of April to see things progress

>>18315417
>these leftards cant keep it shutdown no matter how hard they try
lol, do you understand it's literally a matter of hundreds of thousands of people dying or not you absolute moron?

DCAing into bargains for long holds
vs
DCAing into value stocks
vs
DCAing into index funds
What do

>>18315414
Those are bonds retard. Unless the company goes bankrupt, they pay. And if they go bankrupt, you get cash before equity holders.

>>18315392
See
>>18315372
Also attached
Reminder that with bonds:
1. They must always be paid (unlike divvys)
2. In bankruptcy, you are one of the first to be paid back (stocks you are last)
3. If more bonds are issued, the value of yours does NOT change (unlike stocks)
If you want a long term hold, corporate debt is MUCH better than these situational divvy stocks that frequently try to sell you high divvys and then not pay them out when times are tough.
Bonds are garbage for value compared to shorts or even longs of a few years but they are MUCH better than holding onto boomer stocks just for the divvy.

>>18315422
oh thank god its priced in


wait am I priced in?

>>18315449
all 3

>>18315346
LOL GE

>>18315404
haha +1000 dow to an eod dump?
fren I have no such taste for Russian roulette good luck w that shit>>18315394

>>18315385
They will miss every dip because they are media hype faggots who think every "happening" is The Big One that will bring society to their knees. So funny to watch

>>18315453
I was talking about ford

>>18315449
All in on 10x leveraged ETFs.

>>18315449
LCI

>The stagflate-ocaust never happened, but it should have

>>18315438
cope

>>18315460
you've been priced in since last quarter

>>18315457
I may be a retard but how do you buy corporate bonds for a specific company? Isn't this something only banks can do?

>>18315304

Absolutely nothing will stop a boomer from going on his floating buffet vacation.

>>18315320
15@43.40. Going to ride to 60-70.

Just bought more LMT GD RTX lmao free mone

>>18315442
Eating Macadamia nuts, gonna watch this week's Magia Record.

>>18315382
GE is already beat to shit and was never part of the bull run of the last two years. Anything below $7 is a bargain.

>b-but it’s going to zero

Lol no. GE is old school American industrial aristocracy up there with JP Morgan, Ford, and X. They will get bought out or bailed out before they go insolvent.

>>18315446
speaking of leftards, hey there kiddo, how many threads have you doomposted in today?
>100s of thousands!!!
k bud, when I see the bodybags in the streets you can tell me you told me so, faggot get a job

>>18315442
I made pizza desu

>>18315476
what's funny is that they don't even realize that this is still the dip and they will keep waiting for their doom scenario and miss it entirely
>m-maybe I'll wait until tomorrow, it has to crash tomorrow...
repeat for 3 months and stocks are back up

>>18315494
thanks man
good to know that my inevitable hanging is priced in

>>18315335
>Mondelez
Why? The only candy anyone gives a shit about is Mars and Lindt.

>>18315482
She’s just pushing the envelope for powell. He’ll seem cautious for not doing things he can’t even legally do yet.

lunch dump incoming

>>18315509
uh huh, look at the chart retard. You're catching a decades long falling knife.

>>18315510
ask me how I know you're suffering from brain damage

>>18315516
Oreos n shit

this is what, the sixth 1000+ day in the last month?
only thing odd about it is that it's monday

>>18315508
>Macadamia nuts

Hawaii braddah?

>>18315449
Sell puts when the price is below your cost basis. Sell covered calls when it’s above. Simple As!

>unemployment numbers were worse than expected
>yet somehow they were priced in and we rally anyway
yeah im sure this wont come back to bite the b*lls or anything

>>18315508
>gonna watch this week's Magia Record
>season finale was over a week ago

>>18315504
right, the same boomers that got spooked, liquidated all of their 401k and stonks, to buy a garage full of tp and put the rest in their mattess?
you are coping so fucking hard rn

>>18315491
>cope
that's literally you lmao

>>18315199
You miss it but xom,dis,T,3m etc

>>18315479
Someone redpill me on all these 3x leveraged SP indices I keep seeing shilled.

>>18315199
rock bottom was sub-2200 on the SPX and you'll never see that again in your lifetime

>>18315407
Yes, but if you buy one of the bonds listed here >>18315457 they HAVE to pay you back. Because you have effectively become the loan issuer holder.

>>18315502
Depends on what you are using. Bonds are not always available. They are frequently sold when a company needs more money without devaluing shareholder stock such as....now.
You can find other bonds listed from Ford but these are bonds from current bondholder that don't want to keep holding onto them until they mature (likely because they want the cash now).

>>18315531
hur dur hur 10000000000 deaths from the flu kk bucko go play fortnite now k

>>18315550
>im not coping, YOUR coping
Im literally losing brain cells reading these threads

not having a good time bros

>>18315548

Kek this faggot thinks he knows boomers

>>18315557
Oh fuck sell. SELL. IT WAS A FAKEOUT.

>>18315557
Oh boy its going to crash again isn't it?
Last time he bragged about it they went down 13%

>>18315510
bodybags are bullish.

>>18315199
SPY because im too retarded for anything else

>>18315259
Threadly reminder that you are a flaming faggot and you dividends are not your friend this year

Whats your guys view on PAA for a pipeline play?

>>18315581
this fagget bought ccv at 14/ share COPEEEE

>>18315566
yeah bro the quarantine is pushed by the leftists because they want to ruin economy, not because hundreds of thousands of people will die if we don't take any countermeasures you fucking hydrocephalic autist

>>18315557
>he tweeted?
>DUMP EET!

>>18315550
coping so hard, you can still buy in now and make a decent amount of money. But as for "timing the bottom" you already missed it.

>>18315596
Not a big fan of small oil plays. IT's a good way to get fucked.

>>18315574
bro you literally think catastrophic events stopped happening for the rest of time. you arent nearly as smart as you think you are

>>18315457
what website is this?

CCL IS MOOONING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>CCL IS MOOONING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CCL IS MOOONING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>CCL IS MOOONING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CCL IS MOOONING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>CCL IS MOOONING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>265 out. <265 hold.

>>18315511
Based
>>18315508
Also Based

>>18315574
>your

why is it so FUCKIN hard to understand the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE

>>18315609
NO
NOOOOO I WAS PRICED IN
I WAS PRICED IN!!!
I WAS PRICED IN YOU COCKSUCKERS!!!!

>>18315612
What do you recommend then? I am longing RDS.B, OKE, EOG, PSX, CVX.

Whoop whoop

>>18315602
you came here to shill fear, you contribute literally nothing to the thread that's how you have been exposed. go tell your Antifa club that you done good today timmy run along now

>>18315449
>>18315461
This.

We did it, Carnivalbros.

>>18315446
>it's literally a matter of hundreds of thousands of people dying

>>18315199
March 23rd I bought Intel, Disney, Louis Vuitton, Philips, Roche, Allianz and Visa.

>>18315502
>Isn't this something only banks can do?
no, there's issues with liquidity and usually higher commissions, it's not worth buying unless you're putting multiple thousands in

>>18315596
Go long EPD ET MMP

>>18315619
Saudi sovereign wealth fund just became 3rd largest shareholder

Which one of you faggots called me a retard for buying Carnival Cruise Line calls on Friday? Fuck you and stay poor.

>made $150 already on SPY calls

>>18315446
t. literal inbred

>>18315619
>saudis buying stake in cruise line as it sinks into enormous debt
WHAT COULD IT MEAN

>>18315659
I literally opened a spy call 10 minutes after open because i was busy taking a shit and i closed at $200 profit in like 30 minutes.

retards could make money in this market and judging by your post -- they are.

who bought cheapie stocks and selling covered calls

SO COMFY

>>18315199
Good dividend stock, except real estate and airlines. So mostly financial institutions, pipelines, some oil. Also plan on getting KL, I really like their profile.

>>18315545
if this was a real economic crisis this would matter. But as it is an artificial one which is justified with some chines flu that has a 2% chance to kill some 80+ old, unemployment numbers will go back down fast and I guess that is the hope; By "defeating" the "invisible enemy" and some people getting back their jobs, this will create an overall positive atmosphere, and together with QEinfinity gives the economy a boost, and bought another half decade before a real crash

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MARKET CANT JUST RECOVER AFTER A HISTORICAL DROP IT ISNT FAIR THE FED CANT CURE COVID19 THERES LITERALLY FEMA HOSPITAL CAMPS FULL OF DYING VICTIMS IN NYC FUCK DRUMP FUCK RURAL RETARDS HOW WILL I PAY FOR MY ABORTIONS WITH THIS WORTHLESS SQQQ AND SPY PUTS ???????????????????

>>18315446

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my puterinos! how can the market keep going up! tens of thousands of decrepit critically ill people who have no impact on the economy dying a month earlier then they were supposed to should be crashing the market!

What the fuck just happened with oil?

+3% in one second

>the secret to running a business nowadays is to be completely shut down
>>18315617
I use Ameritrade so it allows me to buy and sell bonds. Most platforms should give you the option.

>>18315650
>>18315650
Christ... good job.
Allianz is your financial?
And roche your Pharma?
and fucking Louis Vuitton? Kek

>>18315685

>>18315680
300 IQ analysis and completely right

>>18315446
hundreds of thousands of worthless minorities who never bought anything without government assistance and a bunch of boomers who are already on their way out

These people literally dont matter in the scope of the market

>>18315613
Im smart enough to know the sky isnt falling over some boomer killing bat flu. Guess im smarter than you

>>18315442
Gained 1k today. Gonna finish eromanga sensei's first season.

>>18315117
fuck the memes are true just always buy the dip

>tfw sold my calls at open expecting a dump

Last pump before NYC governor announces numbers in 9 minutes

>>18315716
Congrats, friend.

Saudis are most of the buying. LEL
This is a political play.

>>18315442
Uncle Bens Rice with Sweet Sue's Canned Chicken

I read manga, Anime is for weebs

>>18315689
It's just the sniffles. People are starting to recover. It's over.

>>18315689
>tens of thousands of decrepit critically ill people who have no impact on the economy dying
I mean I'm legitimately still at a loss how 10 million people unemployed isn't causing this economy to crash with no survivors. 10 million people not producing a is a huge hit to every conceivable sector

>>18315726
I scratch my head that they chose a time when the American people are not driving cars and oil demand is low, to make their move against US Shale.

>>18315726

>>18315719
Do you not pay attention to futures?

>>18315655
lol it gained a dollar good job now you can afford those new jordans I guess

>tfw up 74%
Who here up +70%? Been telling these retards to buy the dip and they just kept on shorting the bottom like a girl getting pounded on her ass on a glory hole brothel.

>>18315680
how does 10 million jobless not matter. you are assuming those jobs will come right back and that is hopelessly foolish. things wont go back to normal until a vaccine or herd immunity is established at minimum. we will have to maintain this shit until then and that will be a constant damper on the economy which was already incredibly fragile and showing signs of weakness before this virus even existed.

if our economy was so resilient, why was the fed unable to increase interest rates and was forced to lower them last year? this is not a rhetorical question and i would like to know what you think about that.

>>18315752
stay mad bobo

>>18315749
I THOUGHT
IT WAS
PRICED INNNNNNNN

>>18315744
Because at the same time even if it fucks them it fucks Shale 10x more. They're basically going for a knockout punch at a time when Shale is at its weakest.

>>18315721
0 deaths!

>>18315457
Divvys are better if you don't fall for a divvy trap. Bonds are safer of course, but a good divvy run will give you returns only beatable by correctly betting on a stealth-tier company going balls out suddenly.

>>18315694
Thank you. I'm actually in the process of moving to Ameritrade.

>have a prophetic dream of big gains
>Wake up to all my shorts in red
EOD crash then?

>>18315759
wtf did you buy that you're up 74%

>>18315714
except i never said that you utter moron. you're trying really hard to give off this aura of confidence yet you're desperately dodging a simple question? who do you think you're fooling? absolutely pathetic

>>18315141
ghey zoomer stonk

>>18315752
This. Carnival can't possibly be recovering anytime soon, even after the quarantinr ends.
It's airlines or nothing baybee

>>18315117
This has to be a trap ... we will know when we are finally in a bull market when idiots in chat keep asking about penny stocks

What do I not know about CCL right now that everyone else does know?

Anybody watching the Trasuries? Bonds aren't as high as I would have hoped from the Fed's March moves.

>>18315457
id rather just invest in a company I know is going to be solvent in the next 5 years

>>18315117
SMG IS GOING TOO FAST

Where are all the OOOOOO posters?

>>18315677
>covered calls when volatility's high
Bad idea. They're only good when the economy is going sideways. No way we're not going way up this week.

>multiple hotspots in US now
>no sign of slowing down
>as soon as a europoor nations come out of lockdown cases will explode again
>treatment news a month away, vaccines at LEAST a year away
>only good news is some obscure soviet era TB vaccine may protect against coronachan but western europe and the US haven't given that vaccine out in decades
can someone explain how this clown market is pumping

>>18315765
im happy for you fren the Saudis helped you out good timing

>>18315793
Saudi Arabia bought a huge stake in it. It's going to recover. They will pump it.

>cant buy RTX until payday

cringe im missing out

>Wall Street star money manager says S&P 500 could plunge to 1,500 in worst case, with coronavirus fallout lingering for years
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/wall-street-star-money-manager-says-sp-500-could-plunge-to-1500-in-worst-case-with-coronavirus-fallout-lingering-for-years-2020-04-05

Look at this bullish headline!

We are saved.

>>18315793
see>>18315654

>>18315759
Curses, only up 5%

>>18315784
Everything. Oil kept me down a little bit though but I know these bad girls will come back to reward me.

>>18315537
Nah, I just love these things. Made me gain weight, but watching the market while snacking is great.

>>18315546
You're wrong, it is going to 24 episodes. Episode 13 aired 2 days ago, go check it out. I will later.

In other news, Ameritrade won't let me short CCL. Fuck. Literally too many existing shorts for the broker to lend more. That is a sign of company failing if I ever seen one even with Saudis buying it up.

In other other news, laughing so fucking hard that my captcha showed a nigger shoving someone away and stealing his bike. Great job google.

>>18315793
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/business/tourism-cruises/article241796801.html
It's a saudi pump, expect another crash

>>18315199
triple net lease REITs

>>18315506
How high you think RTX goes? Have a bunch atm

>>18315823
Priced in bro!

>>18315812
stop watching cnn bro

I will never know the feeling of getting a blowjob from a biological girl

>>18315812
Because the lockdown is what is causing the economic damage not the spooky scary death and destruction. If the lockdowns are ending it means market goes up.

/biz/ has the attention span of a goldfish and the patience of a black mamba

>>18315442
Up 4.5k today, eating golden grahams. Pic related.

>>18315788
At least half the airlines are going bankrupt while the others will be bailed out. I wouldn't buy airline stocks at all.

>>18315823
>suddenly there is a market for automation
God it’s good to be a bull

>>18315828
Confirmed LARP

>BULLTRAPS DON'T EXIST GUYS
>IT'S A NEW PARADIGM
>TECHNOLOGY AND SHIET IS GONNA SAVE US ALL
>WHAT IS A "DELEVERAGING?"

>>18315820
NONO WE ONLY GO UP FROM HERE HAHAHAHAH

>>18315823
transfer of wealth from frugal boomers to spending zoomers. definitely bullish

>>18315820
every recession since 1920 has seen huge rallies of 15-20%, multiple times before finally, months later, settling at 40-50% pre recession top to new bottom

>>18315771
>Divvys are better if you don't fall for a divvy trap
Generally true but corporate debt and liquidity is such that you actually get a better deal with these discounted bonds. This opportunity only presents itself every crash and so you can effectively get a "better safe divvy" locked in for years.
It's mostly geared at posts about how "divvy stocks are your frens" when all that encourages is dividend traps for people who don't know better.

>>18315823
>REEEE MY PUTS why won't you crash
Shoulda bought gold instead of trying to catch a falling knife.

>>18315864
simmering

WE CRASHIN THROUGH 264 TODAY BULLBROS

>>18315834
>one even with Saudis buying it up.
>im smarter than a large wealth fund that employs dozens of analysts and probably has insider info on CCL

>>18315793
It was trading in the 50's in January.
Having their entire market killed off by corona is bullish. Plague ships are priced in.

>>18315864
Stupid bearnigger. Bear markets don't last long, sorry you're so slow on the uptake.

>got out from under my 40.28 XOM price with a bit of a profit.
>now for the severe pull back
I'll get in again at 39.70.
XOM loves to nose dive after every surge and then crawl it's way back up.

>>18315877
at least the knife is priced in

>>18315864
there's no way that's a word
the last syllable is just inconvenient

>>18315845
the retards in the media have always been 1 month behind on coronachan, no way am I listening to those mouth breathers

>>18315848
if the lockdowns are ending virus cases explode which will necessitate another lockdown. how is this so hard for retards to understand?

>>18315199
My picks differ from everyone on here. I want to buy up WYNN, EPR, DOW Inc., and XOM.

>>18315698
Allianz and Goldman Sachs, too. That covers insurance, lending, asset management and institutional banking.
Roche also sells laboratory equipment other biotechs need, but it's only 10% of their revenue.

>>18315856
What are you buying and what are your plays this week?

AMD doesn't want to break out past 46 today

Any automation stock recommendations?

>>18315913
So? In the mean time we're in for a green few days.

>>18315895
You have obviously never bought crypto.

>>18315857
I'm just in for the post-lockdown pump, then I'll jump off the wild ride.

>>18315812
>>no sign of slowing down
NY numbers are already decreasing.

Thank you Jesus for temporarily mooning UCO so it hurts less to hodl

>>18315843
I'm weighted 50/30/20 LMT/GD/RTX. GD is the real value play. I liked RTX better when it was RTN because UTX is tied to commercial air through Pratt & Whitney. I don't know. They provide engines to 737MAX but at the same time they could potentially usurp Boeing in the longer term as UTX has been consolidating Aerospace by acquiring Collins Aerospace and now merging with Raytheon.

>>18315895
>Bear markets don't last long

>>18315942
yeah because crypto is a joke

>>18315953
>1 day decreasing because they underreoprted
BULL NOW BOYS

>>18315962
Compared to bull markets? They're like 10% the length.

>>18315942
Why would someone buy crypto when nearly every crypto pushed on this board is literally a scam?

LMT should be illegal, it is always the best preforming stock i own, and if i hadn't fallen for the diversity meme i would be 100% in it.

It should just be rebranded to "Military Industrial Complex" because this shit isn't allowed to do bad, LMT is fucking cheating. Every other stock you have to think or might have risk but LMT is literally just free fucking money and it pisses me off

>>18315962

Zoom out retard

>>18315968
QE extends bear markets. That is by design.
And 10% of the last bull market would be 1 year not 1 month.

You guys did buy oil, right ?

>>18315892
Most analysts are fucking retarded. Big funds also don't operate the same way as small private investors: they can weather a couple storms the likes of which would bankrupt you instantly, which allows them to lock in mad profit even on so-so bets, so long as the market ever recovers in the next 100 years.
What a big fund buying ccl means is that they're probably not letting them going bankrupt, but it doesn't mean anyone else will be buying today. I agree with the other anon that the most likely scenario is a dump in the near future, but I think ccl will be a really good buy in the longer term.

>>18315971
>not buying SPXL and SOXL
diversify better

>>18315972
>how long did the great recession last
>how long did the great depression last
>longest bullrun in history met with a 1 month bear market
grow some brain cells retard

>>18315967
>signs that it's slowing down only count if I say so

>>18315835
>https://www.miamiherald.com/news/business/tourism-cruises/article241796801.html

LOL

>Saudi Arabia’s public investment fund has taken an 8.2% stake in Carnival Corp

Are the US gonna bail out the Saudis now?

They will do like they did with GM. Company fundamentals are fucked, so just reset it.

>>18315985
>buying ETFs
just admit your a faggot

>>18315828
well "everything" isn't up 74% dipshit so positions or LARP

>AMD holding the EMA(50) extremely well on multiple tests
>forming an ascending triangle with the lows getting higher but the top resistance at the whole dollar value $46

BUY BUY BUY
>BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY
>BUY BUY BUY

Nothing Burger Status: Confirmed

Bull Market: Initiated

Based Levels: Off The Fucking Charts

>NEW PARADIGM!!!

>>18315917
By this logic you should have bought TMO, not roche.

>>18315744
That would be exactly when to do it. Strike when the enemy is weak.

>>18316009
I'm watching their candles bigtime right now.

>>18315971
I agree. It's so good. First thing I bought with my dry powder after the initial selloff. Hopefully the new CEO doesn't fuck it up.

>>18315764
herd mentally can be easily reverted, if you are opening your eyes you should already see the same that made the normies start panicking are slowly doing a 540. The virus itself is not more dangerous than a severer seasonal flu if you are, like the majority of the active population, not a risk patient. Not sure how it is in the US, but the two jobs I lost, I have a re-entry guarantee, which didn't stop me getting another job, and puts me in he position to renegotiate my wages if they want to get me back.

About the fragility of the overall economic situation without a makeshift pandemic, till September 2019, I would have agreed, a sneeze like the Saudi Russian oil war before that and we would have entered a real shit storm, but with the FED having signaled with their reaction to the overnight interbank lending issue and the looming Damocles sword of corporate debt last year, it was clear that the 2008 logic was still intact, and there was no reason to worry.

>why would the fed not increase rates
why would they, regarding the amount of public debt over the last decade, low rates is great. Sure wagie in his cagie is getting fucked, but hey, that is the taxpayer, a loyal retard always there to save everybody at his cost.

>>18315991

Okay, take a crayon and draw a rough trend line on this chart here. Try not eat it

>>18315610
You're delusional, you won't make it anon, it's okay, I'll be taking your money with me

>Crude down
>My oil stocks are up

Hmmm

>SNSS pumping
looks like biomemes are back on the menu

>>18315744
Because if they strike when demand is higher, the shale companies can still sell their oil. Right now, reserves will fill up then there will be nowhere oil can go. They'll have to shutdown or start paying people to take their oil.

>>18316001
I'll admit I'm a faggot after I've 5x'd my money eoy and you're sitting on a 1.5x gain from LMT and MSFT

>>18316013
Do not post bogs in vain, little bull, you know what they're capable of

>https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2020/04/5c77df980ac8-breaking-news-abe-to-declare-state-of-emergency-over-virus-govt-official.html
>The declaration, which will be effective until May 6, will cover Tokyo and the neighboring prefectures of Chiba, Kanagawa and Saitama, as well as Osaka, Hyogo and Fukuoka.
>"I will issue a state of emergency as early as tomorrow after seeking opinions from the advisory panel," Abe told reporters at the prime minister's office.
>"Even if such a declaration is made, we will not implement the kind of a lockdown seen overseas," he said.
>Under the Japanese law, citywide lockdowns, as seen in other countries hit hard by the coronavirus like China and France, cannot be enforced. The declaration would still restrict people's freedoms.

is a state of emergency with no ability to lockdown in Japan bullish?

>>18315444
i got 1 share, i figure its a decent gamble on a possible big dump this month

>RTX is up 13% (THIRTEEN PERCENT) today
Feels good to have shilled something that actually mooned

>>18315892
Or they are pump and dump. And honestly, they probably just want to buy them and turn them into oil tankers. Has nothing to do with hope for CCL's business model.

>that SNSS
upwards breakout incoming

>>18316043
I see, I see

>>18316017
>0.31% yield
Pass.

>>18315667
it means they are buying shit cheap because they know everythings gonna spike as soon as they announce their oil deal

>>18316027
never bet against the EMA(50), fren. it is probably the most watched MA by tutes which is why you see price bounce off of it a lot. 200 too of course but that gets hit a lot less often, pullbacks to the medium term trend happen a lot more often than pullbacks to the long term trend.

>people actually think this is the bottom of the dip
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18315812
pharma expert md on hydro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVLMjOZJxh0

all studies and current evidence around the world points that it's highly effective. safety profile is good when taken recommended dosaged, mild side effects. some people been
on it over a year constant basis. people with heart problems should be cautious, they need to be moderated during treatment and perhaps only use the drug as a last resort if happens very bad luck and flu gets bad

is GDX a safe hold like gold in case this is just a dead cat and we crash again?

>>18316032
>The virus itself is not more dangerous than a severer seasonal flu if you are, like the majority of the active population, not a risk patient
this is completely beside the point and is utterly irrelevant to the state of the economy. stop conflating the health crisis with the economic crisis.

>fed unable to normalize interest rates ever
>tries to raise them the tiniest amount possible and markets have a heart attack and forced to revert course
>and there was no reason to worry.
yeah this makes no sense whatsoever. you are delusional.

>why would they
hoollyyy shit.

If any of you are looking for a 2x by EOY buy MGM.

>>18316077
based gif

>>18316048
It's impossible to do better with an etf than with individual stocks unless you're a crayon-eating retard. That's the good thing about etfs: more diversification means less losses during a crisis such as now, but also less gains in recovery. Doesn't applied to leveraged etfs which are just good for dailies.

>>18316036
>draw a trendline on a logarithmic chart
doesn't get much dumber than this

>>18315908
Then why did you point for point copy CNN's slides from this morning?

>>18316071
That but it feels like they failed to achieve their goal of knocking out US shale. Unless this was there big brain move which was to buy a few boats.

>>18316072
also: would anyone give a shit if i just did random TA for stocks here and gave my recommendations on how to trade it? i unironically enjoy analyzing charts, im a chart junky.

>>18316105
>That but it feels like they failed to achieve their goal of knocking out US shale
US Shale is dead. I think only WTI could survive if everything went back to normal RIGHT now.

>>18316036
>goalposts now a distant memory

>>18316123
What about EOG or OXY?

>>18316036
but crayons are delicious

>>18316071
Isn't that insider trading?

>>18316115
>TA in clown world.
No thanks

>>18316115
I'd like and subscribe to your blog.

>>18316048
good luck making 5x with the rebalancing and decay on ur shitty 3x etfs newfag

>>18316115
Go for it, although plenty of people here think TA is just astrology, I think good TA is pretty valuable though as long as it isn't too esoteric.

>>18316115
Probably more interesting than bear/bull memes

>>18316115
Do RTX

but anything that isn't wojack and soijack spam is an objective improvement so yes please

>he fell for the r*ddit panic and missed the bottom
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>UK news conference
>Everyone asking about prime minister's health in hospital
>Refusing to answer the question

>>18315920
All positions opened in the last 3 weeks. Will likely add to DHT and OKE this week.

>the worst my own fund went through this untouched was -10%
lmao outperforming nearly all of them

>>18315787
So should I get rid of my 20 shares :/

>>18315892
Seeking alphas stock of the week is CCL. I’m not touching that shit. Maybe saudis are hoping they get to buy the company out for pennies when it collapses, who knows. Or maybe they know a good short squeeze opportunity when they see it.

A lot of those folks seriously have too much money and need something to do with it. It’s why they’re willing to dump money into shit like wework

>>18316115
yes we are all clamoring for your input, you should set up a tripcode and share your jarts

>>18315861
>>18316002
Pffft. I don't know what you retards are doing. Have you been holding LK shares?

>>18316115
It would add a lot of value to the thread.

>>18316123
MRO?
a fucking flu takes out a 130 year old company?

>>18316164
This garbage can bounce +50%-100% easily. I'm buying calls a month out as a purely speculative play because they're so cheap.

>>18316164
did you pay for a subscription to seeking alpha?

>>18316158
>MRO
Bloody Marathon Oil is the only oil stock that went red and is staying red. I dumped all MRO I had and reinvested in XOP / XOM

So folks can you fill me in why it's a bad idea to hold 20 shares of GUSH

>>18316194
read the prospectus

>>18316136
>>18316138
expect in future threads for me to ask for ticker suggestions to do TA on. i'd prefer no shitty penny stocks though (in b4 the whole market is now a penny stock meme), or stuff with fuck-all for volume.

>>18316148
>plenty of people here think TA is just astrology

that's why it'll be interesting to see how often im right. if im correct a lot then maybe people will start copying my suggestions lol. it would also be cool if other anons started getting involved and maybe even making suggestions or their own TA of charts and where they think price is going. raise the level of discourse here a tad.

>>18316188
Cool story bro, see you in 9 months.

Is the market dead yet?

>>18316115
I'd reccomend making your own separate thread. A TA General or /tag on /biz. Keep the pink wojaks and brrrr for /smg

So really, can someone explain the logic to me with people who only buy stocks when they are moving up rather than on days when they moved down? Like are all of you daytraders just riding the wave, or what? I swear so many people in these threads buy on up days that it boggles my mind.

I am shorting today after the nice gains from buying low. Why the hell should I buy more and watch as another down day comes through and both my gains and my previous buy evaporates?

>>18316184
What calls specifically? 11 for May 8 looks good.

BEARS

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

Sold my etsy, for a good profit, then I shorted it!

Plus I'm still short big oil.
All short now!

>>18315834
>Magia record
Is this any good ?

AAL go down pls need to buy CSPs for Thursday

>>18316246

good fuck those obnoxious know it alls

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>>18316223
>audacity
It's chutzpah, you dumb bitch.

Alright, started averaging in, fuck this gay virus. 33% percent in equities. Still well below my sell point so this isn't a loss or anything but ouch. Can this shit go down some more?

Is it time to buy?

>>18316228
the main issue with that idea is that it's pretty well known that /smg/ is the only really active thread on the board, and the rest are just low post volume shitcoin threads. i could try that some time, but i feel like it would likely get fuck-all for replies. i might give it a shot though just to say i at least tried, maybe i'll advertise the thread in /smg/ and see how that does.

im not looking for it to be a serious thing, im not a tripfag i just enjoy this stuff (it's literally my career). i just want to do it for fun and profit. i only trade AMD and /ES but i can TA any stock.

>>18316243
This indicates continued upward momentum

>>18316158
Thanks fren.

>>18316280
Doing some TA is part of the spirit of /smg/. I see no reason to put it in another thread and just leave us here with pink wojacks and noobs asking what to buy.

>>18315957
I have mainly RTX then split between GD and LMT. All my stocks are long holds.

>>18316251
If you watched Madoka Magica, yes. I am actually very pleasantly surprised they haven't ruined anything built up by the series before, I am enjoying it.

>>18316288
No, I am talking about what everyone in the thread does. It's stupid.

>>18316212
Illuminate road please :)

>>18316361
I'll take a look at it, thanks.

I just lost my long position in the other thread

>last smg got deleted
god, why are the mods so fucking useless

>thread deleted

WHY

I should have just bought RTX instead of these silly REM puts.

SPY is oversold, will retrace to ~260 within the hour.

>>18316244
I bought 17.5 may monthlies as pure speculation. It all depends on your goals.

Should I be DRIPING my holdings or saving them for cash on the side? Also rate my portfolio bros I was focused on energy.

>FUCKING CUOMO SAYS THE CURVE MIGHT BE FLATTENING

Jesus Christ. I absolutely sold and shorted the bottom.

>>18316185
Lolno
I Just subscribe to the podcast, sunday one telly you what fda dates and earnings and important macro data and stuff are in the upcoming week, but I only listen to it if I already finished the economist, Barron’s, and FT daily updates.

>>18316589
overbought*

how much money has janny lost today?

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>>18315742
Cornovirus revealed that none of it matters. Foods, water, electricity all still here. Silly money printer go brrrrrrr. In this case you are thinking too much like an investor, the online people that want things to get worse are investors, your will vs the entire world.

Good God. +5%? But how? Why?? Are we goin down tomorrow? Wtf is this shit.

Buy GEO, get paid. This is one REIT that isn't going to get fucked in the ass because the prisoners aren't paying rent

>>18315436
Asians, especially chinks, gooks and nips are not really THAT yellow
For one of these they look white and we look pink i guess, also they love being white
They use makeup to look whiter

>>18315811
Oh no, I guess I’ll have to sell my stocks for a profit. Whatever shall I do?

>>18316641
I mean I guess. I just don't really understand how 10 fucking million people without a job doesn't make the economy crash even with money printer going brr non stop.

>>18317324
because the fed also gives them free handouts (that btw go the rich landlords). the only ones getting better from this are the (super) rich