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Lives in a literal slum, manages a rundown bar, turned to terrorism to cope with crippling poverty in an attempt to "overthrow the system". If you were her, how would you become rich? Hard mode: no whoring or stripping, no Honeybee Inn

>> No.18283348

>>18283316
Marry a rich dude with her looks and divorce him. Take half and start investing

>> No.18283357

>>18283316
>hard mode
Anon, women live life an easy mode. If you want hard mode, then make Tifa a man.

>> No.18283369

>>18283316
who?

>> No.18283371

>>18283348
Decent answer but I'm not sure whether that falls under whoring or not

>> No.18283381

>>18283316
how was her brain tho? i'm not fan of that overrated series. but she could be a broker of some underground trade.

>> No.18283400

>>18283381
Not dumb by any means but no genius. Underground gambling ring seems feasible, then funneling all profit into Shinra shares

>> No.18284382

>>18283316
She could have fucked and sucked her way to the top of the Shinra corporate ladder ez if she didnt get involved with Barret's bs. Guess she liked the bbc too much.

>> No.18284590

>>18284382
lolz
she was still lusting after chad zack and emo sephiroth

>> No.18284833

>>18283357
Stop feeling sorry about yourself, faggot, and grow a pair.

>> No.18284947

>>18283316
start underground fight ring. hire "opponents". Barrett can be the fixer.

>> No.18284961
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>>18283316
I would start off by farming potions and ethers and reselling them. Maybe start a distribution chain. Eventually move to areas with better drops and then corner the market in the slums selling hi-potions and hi-ethers, while spreading rumors to my customers and bar patrons that potions and ethers of the normal quality and what are commonly sold are inferior and/or adulterated.

Easy.

>> No.18285579

>>18284833
Wasted digits by some beta simp