[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 22 KB, 349x389, 626F1E56-76F6-4ECB-86D4-F8E1B603C44B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18282592 No.18282592 [Reply] [Original]

My parent's business went bankrupt from the covid saga. I need a source of passive income or my family will literally not be able to send me to college. Is it too late to start investing? It's been 2 weeks since the drop. Is it isn't too late what platform do you recommend?

>> No.18283035

>>18282592
You need a cooler head or you'll take senseless risks and will lose your money.

Most likely, another dump will be coming in a couple of days to a month, as we are currently in a dead cat bounce. That's when you buy.

>> No.18283043

>>18282592

You need money buy you also want to invest? Which is it? The crash will likely bottom in 2-4 years. I guess you could load up on short positions or puts if you want to try to profit on the way down.

>> No.18283049

bankrupt in 2 months
impressive

>> No.18283053

>>18283035

fpbp /thread

>> No.18283061

>>18282592
>Find morons who still hang out together during Q
>Go shopping 3* a day without mask and gloves
>Eventually bring corona-chan home
>Cough on parents
Money problems weren't

>> No.18283072
File: 186 KB, 678x422, 1585972590595.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18283072

>>18282592
>Don't invest in the markets, we are entering a 10+ year depression
>Buy physical silver, Guns and ammo and non-perishable food.
>Forget University, what use does a degree have when there are no jobs?
>Buy enough silver that in 2 years you can buy some land to start a farm on.
>Find a cutie virgin girl to marry and live on your homestead as America collapses and balkanizes

>> No.18283567

>>18282592
>worrying about going to college
let the college price bubble pop before even thinking of applying. online courses and self taught is the future

>> No.18283639

>>18282592
get a job at a grocery store warehouse and start working.

>> No.18283727
File: 11 KB, 251x201, 1585898124203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18283727

>>18282592

>> No.18283763

You can invest in crypto by buying it at:
https://crypto.com
https://www.coinbase.com

>> No.18284471

>>18282592
Kill your parents
Sell their organs
Buy crypto
Win

>> No.18284489

>>18282592
>My parent's business went bankrupt from the covid saga.
Your parents were too poor to ever pay for your degree anyway. Who the fuck goes bankrupt after shutting down for a month?

>> No.18284521
File: 32 KB, 700x498, 9E7AE08E-D075-4442-ACD1-CE5AD88EB0EA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18284521

>>18282592
Aww, maybe get a job you fucking leach

>> No.18284552

>>18283035
Start mining ZANO.
Passive income.
Moon s00n