/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for bullfags

fucking seething over SCO right now

your edition might not age well

Is cooming on my gf priced in?

wtf

>>18271758
BOGGED

Why doesn't everyone sell already so I can buy

FED FURTHER SLOWS PACE OF TREASURY BUYING TO $50 BILLION PER DAY
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Jerome is out of ink

>mfw watching the market right now

>>18271768
>3D
Get out!

>>18271768
>not in
ngmi

>>18271768
That's also very bullish.

>>18271768
*bf

>>18271791
I like to imagine that this is the person who just fucking coofed at me on my way home from the grocery store.

>>18271799
get ready for the 50b injection in 20 min along with all the shorts covering

You are sheep
The fed is sheep dog
Jews are the shepherds

>pump
Why do I still browse those threads?

>my three trade idea were busts
>down $1000
>see XOM was doing a bounce
>buy at wrong time
>it stay within normal zones
>Still down though
>HODL
>it bounced right back to where I needed it
>sold at the peak of the bounce
>overall today, I made $54
AY YO
FUCK TODAY

>vnq
>Vgk
>Xlk
>Qqq
>Xly
>Vxx
>Xlk
Amazing prices rn

*BREATHES IN*

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>made $350 in that pump
Blessed

>>18271791
lol dude snapped his shit up

>>18271768
>pulling out
cuck

>darker skin people are getting hit harder by the virus
why did I have to be born a spic

Exit my positions this morning. I'm waiting for this clown market to pick a direction in the next 2 weeks.

you... you didn't buy, did you?

AAAAAAAAA I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

I BOUGHT IN TOO EARLY AND TRUSTED POWELL, HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME POWELL

first reply decides the first stock I ever buy in my life

Must be under $5 and I'm only buying one share

>>18271846
spics are considered white people. haven't you seen prison mug shots in the media

>>18271768
Revers image search: About 5,890,000,000 results (1.06 seconds)
I have some bullish news about your gf anon...

>>18271860
ford you stinky loser

bros...
I had a dream where I found some fresh Juul pods
what does it mean

>>18271827
Buddy, average your ass into the market and stay put. Maybe hold back a bit because there's no fucking way this is the bottom.
This shit is not worth the anxiety.

>>18271855
DCA man, DCA.

just wtf is going on with the stocks?

>>18271768
Mr. Garrison?

>>18271860
fORD

THESE BAGS ARE HEAVY, JEROME

>>18271872
Ford are fucked, sell ford

>>18271872
scratch that, i'll be nice, gamestop.

Has Jerome given up?

>>18271860
Don't actually buy Ford, buy $5 worth of SNSS.

>>18271880
Actual volume

>>18271854
excuse me miss, can you point me towards the dairy section?

>>18271860
>Under $5
Your first stock is going to be a meme pump and dump stock? Jesus christ

>>18271854
BREHS...

stupid, useless, old, busted vix

>>18271880
Powell trading with like 10 other dudes while the rest of the world is watching.

you guys ARE all in on oil right? trumps about to poomp

>>18271895
jerome logs in 20 min before close

>>18271894
Macy's works too.

As kun Elon predicted, some kind of UBI is the future, there simply is not enough jobs as technology advances exponentially.
Since sub prime real employment percent barely got any better and graduates were not able to find jobs.

So, while covid is motly fake hysteria, perhaps it's good thing after all and ubis become more
standard and technology produces cheap basic needs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJgtRBkFnfw

>>18271860
jnug

>>18271854
Picture was taken in the freezer section for a reason

>>18271897
>buying at the top

>>18271860
No really, buy Ford.

What's the skinny on UWT? Did it get liquidated or is it going to be redeemed?

>>18271865
No joke though, negros are getting raped by coronachan in new york and minnesota with entire black families getting wiped out. Its like the chinks used their genetics knowledge from all the ancestry companies they own to wipe out africa.

>>18271895
We are about to shoot up.

Anyone actually still use DOMSCUMM or was that just a silly meme?
>>18271911
Certainly far from "all in" but I bought 68 shares of Targa today just in case.

When are we going back to normal?

>>18271854
Thats the most Georgian girl I have ever seen. If that girl did not come straight from Tiflis or Telawi I will eat a sheep

>>18271924
Worst case scenario you lose $5, best case scenario they actually cure cancer and you get $500.

>>18271928
Supposedly last day of close

>he fell for the biggest bear trap in history

>>18271854

NOT MODEST
NO MARRY
NO HYMEN
NO DIAMOND

>>18271924
SNSS isn't going to be going any lower than it currently is. There is a reason for the sudden and massive insider buying that the board permitted yesterday.

>>18271911
selling jnug for more oil

>>18271904
Well I was going to buy a single share in something and keep it forever as a sort of momento because I love you guys, or at least keep it for a long time

Why did everyone say Ford? Ford motor co?

>>18271911
I'm not going to go all in on anything in this clown market but I did buy 100 shares of UCO for the memes

>Bulltards literally coping with a crab market

>*bzzz* *bzzzzz*
>"Hello? This is based department?"
Pomp eet

>VIX -6%
You fucking bulls are stupid.

>>18271937
SPY 190

>>18271961
first thing that came to mind. Macy's and Gamestop are better plays, but if you want to hold a share of god knows what for forever, ford might serve you better.

>>18271918
We don't even have enough workers for manual labour let alone skilled labour and your talking UBI? There are automatic roofing machines but no company uses or buys them because up front and maintenance costs are so much. The cost of a robotic AI would be so retardedly high that even if they would work, the cost would be astronomical. Elon yang and yourself are fucking morons that ignore reality

What a bull, I want higher! Higher!

>>18271918
why are we importing millions of workers if there is a shortage of jobs?


>>18271936
DOMSCUMM is the truth

>>18271961
Buying Ford is like buying airlines, don't do it. If you want a long hold stock then buy an ETF like spy.

>>18271961
Ford is an American institution and will either be bought out or bailed out before it gets delisted. Might as well be a utility company at this point.

>>18272002
Why is she drinking diesel? Diesel doesn't even smell good. Just drink Gasoline like us 120IQ RETARDS

>>18272002
wtf is she okay?

>>18271968
We are edging on TA. NQ has already broken the downward trend soon the DOW and the S&P will too the more we crab. We're in a huge wedge if that breaks up it's over for this party.

>>18272002
lol stupid bitch is going to poison herself

>>18272020
Glad someone else remembered that shit. I never gave it a real honest try.

>>18271854
I cant get my dick hard brehs. Help

>>18271860

Luckin Coffee

>>18271804
wha?

This REFR shit better not drop anymore i'm gonna nuke your house

Bros, NRZ is done for, aren't they?

>>18271751
Could be a valid move but that's very risky. I bet some large funds have rules against holding stock in companies that are about to go through bankruptcy, so you'll get oversold bargain prices and then you can sell to the vultures who swoop in once they've done their due diligence. The downside is you could get fucked on a company that really is worth 0 and then you just become a bagholder for eternity.

I'd say it's no more risky than the /biz/ method of buying short term puts and praying for -10% days.

>>18272036
You’re saying the crab party is over and it’s time for full bull?

>>18272044
Look up the Jessica Khater video

>>18271791
kek that cat had the chase instinct even tho the guy was just walking. sometimes when i go running at 3/4/5am there's a cat that will emerge from the side of the road and start chasing me.

>>18272029
>diesel
It's E85. Gotta get that High Fructose Corn Syrup fix somehow.

Anyone else buy bull stocck predicting EOD pump? I only hope we were right or else I lost 1% for nothing

>imagine not buying the bottom

>>18271860
MRO
fuck Ford

>>18271739
Should I short Sqqq at a $3 loss/ 100 shares?
I don't think I'll break even in this clown market.

>>18271946
>>18271954
witness me

I got into a DVN $9 call yesterday for the cheap and now its pumping like crazy... more than other oil companies.
I'm a little concerned about how green I am.
P.S. thank you to the oil anon yesterday who posted the Iran will take over Iraq and close the Hormuz theory

>>18271991
Ofcourse you have niche manual labor jobs. We talking about big factories, farming, producing basic needs. All that automated soon. Clearly,
the unemplyoement numbers even before covid were indicating no really need for labor. Helicopter money is the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6HPdNBicM8

>>18272060
They are asking for a bailout

>>18272060
it's only over if you sell

GUYS
WHAT HAPPENED I SLEPT IN

also, what the fuck is this guy talking about:
>>18271915
>>18271790
>>18271726

>>18271849
I dont see it really. I mean it is a time where the US and Iran would both profit from high tensions so raise the price, but I do not see something happening right now. Maybe after the OPEC meeting so teh Saudis do not throw a fit.

Maybe Venezuela will get some "increased tensions" soon.

Any SPY/VOO bagholders in?

>>18272067
I feel nothing. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOJO

>>18272075
>Ethanol.
She's just getting drunk is all

>>18271860
wkhs

>>18272113
Idiots need something to blame for their poor gambling decisions

>>18272075
holy fuck i wanna distill that now.
imagine
a barrel of booze for $28
god bless the saudis

>>18272114
We're not having a war in Iran because it's genuinely retarded. We'll invade Venezuela tho

>>18272029
>>18272030
>>18272039
anons responding to anime as if it was a real person

>>18272113
hurry up and buy stocks before you fall back into a deep sleep

>>18272125
do you exercise and drink plenty of water?
my life has been a bit of a bonerfest in 2020, it's actually a bit distracting 2bh

>>18271854
what is it when u arent hard yet but ur dick is pulsating rapidly, cuz my cock is having a seizure right now

>Shorted, made aa bunch of money
>Shorted again at the bottom, lost all that money
>Longed at the top, lost more money
>Want to buy more calls but now I'm paranoid I'm just going to light more money on fire

>>18272060
Now's a good time to get in

Prepare for Jerome's final stand against weekend.

>>18272086
It'll pop back up over that soon fren. I think by May 18th, being below a dollar will be an annoying memory.

>>18271987
>>18272021
>>18272027
Look you guys are taking this too seriously. I expected you to name some goofy, random, off the wall stock for the lols

It was just a single share to keep as a joke

>>18272141
That’s going to be such a slam dunk war.

>>18272154
I drink like 2 cups of water a day .
My whole fucking life has been a bonerfest till now

>>18272143
dude open your eyes it is real. the gif is the proof
fucking retard

>>18272143
>He doesn't look at what OP posts

And here we go. Mr. Hedge Fund manager closing his 100 million dollar short positions at the last minute like a retard. Yes, we get it, it's not your money and you work at a prop desk so who cares.

>>18272141
>We're not having a war in Iran because it's genuinely retarded.
And because the whole Iranian gouvernment has houses in Florida and sons, daughters studying in Boston, London or Berlin.
The whole point of the Iranian existence is to pretend to be at war with the US. There will never be a war. Soon there will be a revolution anyways.

Venzuela will be like kicking a starving and retarded kid who has leukemia.

>>18272166
We don’t play games here boy. That’s how you lose money.

>>18272162
he is pulling out his phone and opening robinhood app as we speak

>>18272159
yah u got snibbed on

>>18272166
bro you are wearing ur mask wrong...
we need to flatten the curves

>>18272179
why did the bonerfest end... did you turn 40...

LAST HALF HOUR BOYS, HERE WE GO

EVEN DUBS IF GOING DOWN
ODD DUBS IF GOING UP

when the fuck is the oil meeting today?

>>18271739
POST YOUR UCO AND USO HODLINGS


FOR ME:

USO 4/17 $6 AND $7 CALLS
USO 6/19 $6 CALL
USO 1/21/22 $18 CALL

>>18271849
>Saudi Arabia conspires with Russia to destroy american oil industry, so we attack IRAN

>>18272064
The ranges are getting unbelievably tight, the direction we take on Monday is the next leg for the entire month.

Brace yourselves, it's about to happen.

Will AMZN ever split?

bros is sand prince and pontoon gonna agree to no more oil or not

>>18271768
that's a man

>>18272188
>>18272190
Alright well how does this work? Do I pick Limit?

What do I set for price?

>>18272060
Buy DRV and short as many REITs as you can.
>t. don't worry about it

>>18272199
>Electric eels make American ships LARP in Tonkin
>attack North Vietnam
>Saudis blow up Twin Towers
>invades Iraq

You forget the staple characteristic of America attacking countries that dont do shit, and yet fucks up their wars

>>18272198
holy fuck another 2022 USO chad
i'll be dissapointed without 400% profit

So rally into close right?

>>18272163
alright you chucklefuck I've gambled a few bucks out on SNSS

we'll see what happens

>>18272212
do the opposite of that
load up the bags right now with shares of every single REIT
they're only going to let one or two of them fail, the others will get pumped full of Jeromebucks

>>18272211
Just order "Market".

>>18272199
That's not the problem. The problem is Iran is full of caves and mountains for all those nasty arabs to hide.

>>18272226
i'm feeling a minor dump

>>18272186
>The whole point of the Iranian existence is to pretend to be at war with the US
And to jack up the oil prices. As soon as oil drops down to $20, suddenly Trump says Iranian militias are getting ready to strike and Ameircan jets fly over Baghdad.

>>18272190
I have no fucking idea. Fucking 20 yrs old. I did coom twice today

>>18271739
Robinhood denied my application :(
I’m probably gonna go to my bank to do stocks but are there better apps?

>>18272211
dont be a cuck and buy at market set limit price to 4.20

>>18272226
Hoping so but probably gonna be crab end. Wasted 1% by buying bull stocks.

>>18272211
Just use market buy, goy.

YOU WORTHLESS BEARS WERE SUPPOSED TO DAMP EET!! WHY AM I STILL HOLDING ONTO THESE PUTS?? DAMP EET AND GIVE ME MY SHARES!
>bear paypigs just want to keep paying premiums and never assign contracts REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18271768
This is a blue board, degenerate scum.

>>18272248
How fucked are your finances that you get denied a Robinhood application? That’s like getting denied a Best Buy card.

>>18272248
who the fuck gets denied by robinhood, how is that even possible

>>18272107
Is that why they just recently sold off their debt? Genuinely curious. And what generally happens to a company that gets bailed out? With a (roughly) 10 dollar price difference from their recent highs, could this potentially be an ultimate cheapie to be had?
>>18272109
NFS - NOT FUCKING SELLING! It's sadly been one of my chosen to DCA into. It may benefit me down the road, but as of now my average is in the 9 dollar range. If they fold, then so be it

Why the fuck is it not dumping at least -7%?

>>18272248
How did an app that's main purpose is scamming people of the little money they have denying people, do you have like 5 mortgages or something?

WHAT HAPPENED???

>>18263622
>>18266072
>>18266153

What heppened?!?!
Do I need to go watch these??

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TODAY

>>18272235
The Iranians hate their gouvernment and there will be no resistance. Evene the military hates the top guys.
The only guys worrying about would be the guard.

Have some popular local figure to represent western democracy and everyone will rallye behind him. Hell, use Ebi.

>>18272203
Too poor for a single share?

>>18272224
i think our biggest problem will be deciding when to sell, because of how far out it is. you will have a hard time deciding how much profit is left on the call

>>18272286
put the phone down. no trades for you today.

>>18272265
There were no bears the whole week the fuck are you buying puts for.

>>18272265
iktf

Chappaquiddick 2: Underwater Boogaloo

>>18272290
>Iran will collapse to some fifty basedboy protesters any day now
>Day #384672384632874632

lmao at this dude that doesn't understand how Iran's Government functions

2 minutes until jerome places his first market buy, act accordingly

Let the dump commence!

>>18272310
>There were no bears the whole week the fuck are you buying puts for.
Those puts were sold fren

>Last 20 minutes
dumb et

who else is riding JNUG to the top of the charts by easter

15 minutes til it happens

watch this faggots

>BA slowly sliding back down to where it closed last night
END RED END RED END RED END RED

>>18272302
;_;

>>18272248
I like intraday trading. I don't know how people hold stuff over night since after hours can always fuck you hard.
But you need at least 25k to be a day trader.
Realistically 30k, so you have a 5k buffer so you don't dip beneath 25k.

If I only had $1000 to invest...I just...wouldn't.
Living frugally and saving money from your paycheck has a bigger return than fucking around with charts and having stress all day.

>>18271936
SNSS Anon, I withdrew all my children's college funds out of target-date funds and put them into SNSS like you implied we should, but I'm sitting at a net loss currently. When are things finally going to take off?

redpill me on GUSH

Emergency OPEC meeting on Monday
Reports are Russia has agreed to play ball and cut production

Buy oil companies or some other securities ahead of the news?

>>18272323
Does /x/ have an explanation for the Kennedy Kurse?

>>18272323
did these people not get the memo about the lockdown
this is no time to be out on the canoe in the Chesapeake bay

should all sex offenders kill themselves?

>>18272234
>>18272256
I've done it, my very first share

I will treasure it forever

DUMP EVERYTHING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

>>18272324
>Having no reading comprehension
I said it will fall to it "eventually", azizam.
10 years? 15? Who knows

Your portfolio is beating the market, right now?
No? At least the inflation rate?

>>18272342
Where is your strike? Mine is 100p. Still bagholding. Almost about to break even.

DUMP OR GET OFF THE POT >:[

>>18272265
but bears sell short so they don't have anything left to dump. blame bullcucks for still hoping for a turnaround

>>18272354
You should have bought 2-3 weeks ago.

>>18272336
Please. These puts are close to beint worth anything

>>18272354
>Reports are Russia has agreed to play ball and cut production

Reports being trumps unsubstantiated claims, contradicted by both russia and the saudis'

>>18272356
(((dont like catholics)))

>crown emerging
DOW CLOSES AT 20850

>>18272367
Im happy with just not beating the inflation desu

>>18272362
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL POWELL NEEDS TONER. ESTIMATED DELIVERY DATE MONDAY.

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18272354
bumping w/ thots QUICK THERES ONLY 15 MINUTES LEFT OF TRADING

>>18272365
>"the Iranian oppressed people oppressed by the ebil Mullah dictatorship will finally rise up" c. Neo-Con from 1979

Yeah dude aint happening, get over it.

>>18272367
Mine is beating the market. I made $300 today doing the easiest trades ever.

>>18272362
The new Warren Buffet. Behold /smg/

Can someone post some TA on the market so we can all make fun of you

>>18271739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUqfASftDFs

Music for EOW dump

Wtf is happening with oil, should I just dump my sco?

>>18272379
My oil stocks are all double digit green today you dumb bobo.
>inb4 b-but they'll d-dump
that's what stop losses are for you dumb bobo

>>18272376
I sold my exxon puts for a 400€ loss today. I still want oil to go below 5 just to fuck you over, you dumb animu poster.

>>18272224
just added a UCO 2022 $3 call

>>18272354
Cut production for what, prices are going to drop back down to reality once people remember there's no demand for oil till people are driving to work, flying, and shipping cargo by ship again.

What's the incentive for SA and Russia to play ball? They could end US Shale if they wanted to.

>>18272379
there is actually a meeting tho

buy the rumor sell the news

>>18272385
Nobody is working to produce the toner though

>tfw sold the peak today
Feels so good bros. Although even if I sold now I'd still have broken even.

>>18272401
I dumped BP yesterday @ $27. Bought at $22.
Easiest money made in my life.

>>18272405
I also own oil stocks you literal nigger. I want to buy more of them, cheaper.

>>18272412
Both countries need oil at a higher price to balance their budgets

>>18272406
seethe
all you had to do was listen

>bulls are fighting for small victories everyday, wearing their patience thin and their willpower thinner
>bears are focused on the war that’s playing out over the next months
>will be there to pick up the fallen bull banner and lead cheap buys to glorious returns

The more days spent building green towers just to fall bloodied into the chasm below, the stronger our empire grows.

>>18272286
no idea but you can guarantee she lied

>>18272412
Saudi at this point wants to because it's going to absolutely annihilate their banana republic-tier economy. Russia won't unless Trump is going to drop sanctions (lmao like that will happen under this Administration).

>>18272412
It could be that the profits they had to gain from higher oil prices are actually more than the profits they could gain from having a greater share of the market.

>>18272392
You seem pretty mad for no reason desu
>>18272412
There is none, unless offered major concessions
>>18272362
Nice. Good job Fren

ITS DOOMPING ITS DOOMPING!

>>18272412
Corona chan is fucking them too probably.

>>18272370
$100 apr24. I bought at 5.90 so I'm in the green right now. It's the last option I ever buy so I have a sell order in already at 10.85 just in case there's some huge dump one day and I"m not paying attention.

>>18272399
>He doesn't know about the Fibonacci retracement

>>18272367
I focus on cash flow in the form of premium and dividends. Unrealized equity losses are a poor metric.

>>18272396
what trades i lost 150

>>18272412
Eventually they will run out of money. But both SA and Russia planned for an event like this and took advantage of the chinky flu to wipe out some competition. Not just the US either. They could keep this up for 6 months at least.

>>18272407
cheers bro, best $20 i've spent by far imho

>>18272432
>being a perma bear
>being a perma bull

>>18272391
that's an old as fuck thot

>>18272362
>F
I hope for you it'll moon, but...

DOWs going back to sub 20k

>>18272340
hehe told you faggots

SPY SELLOFF HAPPENIGN!ARE WE GOING TOEND NEGATIVE OR ARE THEY GOING TO DO A REVERSE FUCKERY PUMP LAST MINUTE HALP I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD SELL MY PUT NOW TO BREAK EVEN OR WAIT AND SEE IF I PROFIT

>>18272439
> It's the last option I ever buy
Why? Got burned to hard?

>>18272337
Ive got 1 JNUG stock

retarded bobos, you're looking at the chart upside down
stocks only go up (negatively)!

>>18272224
Let me see if I understand how options work. Using imagine I have provided.

I pay $0.66 for 1 share (minimum 100) and hope that USO goes above the price of $8 by 1/15/21. I then cash in and collect my 100 shares I only paid $66 for which are now worth $80?

>>18272435
It's just retarded to hear people say that Iran is going to magically fall apart like it's the Arab Spring without understanding it's demographics and our actions that keep pumping it's survival.

It's why our foreign policy is self-own foot shooter

This is fun, even if I have lost 0.50 already

>>18272432
bears are mentally ill

Boeing’s gonna close red after being up 6% like 45 minutes ago

JEROME HELP

>>18272060
Let me let you in on some privileged advice, some "insider information" if you will. NRZ currently services my 30-year mortgage. However, over the last year or so, I have been routinely making extra principal payments... At the current rate, the full balance will likely paid off 10 years into the mortgage, if not sooner. What do you think that means about NRZ's balance sheet and predicted future cash flows? They are carrying my mortgage on their books at full value, when in fact it will only produce a fraction of the expected cash flows. NRZ is a sinking ship, and that's not even considering all the other stuff that's going on due to the coronavirus.

>>18272433
>Saudi at this point wants to because it's going to absolutely annihilate their banana republic-tier economy.
They are the ones that started it.
Why should they change their minds after two weeks? If anything the Saudis have apparently less reasons than the Russians to pump the price. Compared to the cancer tier Russia the economy is okayish.

Should all sex offenders just kill themselves?

>>18272431
>A politician lied
100% agree

>>18272425
I want shale out of business, and oil $5 for the next six months to bleed everyone but the big guys

JEROME YOU MOTHERFUCKER DONT YOU DARE

>>18272466
Forgot image

>>18272412
>They could end US Shale if they wanted to.
Oh yeah man, the oil will just disappear. It won't be just sitting in the ground waiting for the next round

>>18272479
he is having trouble logging in, requested a password reset

>>18272466
Yep

alrgiht boys is jerome giving us the printer or the shredder today

>>18272478
and im so tired of it

>>18272391
what a fox

>>18272490
having sex should be a felony

Whats youre target-price of WTI after opec+ meeting frens?
40$?
45$?
even higher?
or is all this shit priced in already?

>>18272486
CIA can just put a bullet through MBS' head and tell the next Saudi prince in line he's next if he doesn't cut this shit out.

>>18272470
>This is fun
That's called dopamine you degenerate gambler

>>18272466
don't know, line goes up = money fgt

>>18272442
DCA'd calls down that SPY dump between 1pm and 2pm and then sold the peak of that pump by sheer luck.

>>18272415
CRAWWWLING INNNNNN MY SKIIINNN
JERRROOOOOMMMMMEEEEEE HHHHEEEE ISSS NOOOOOOOT HEEEEERRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FEEAAAAAARRRRR ISSSSS HOOOOOOOWWWW I FAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
THE FOOMMMMMOOOOOO ISSSSSSSSSS UNNNREEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

>>18272470
>AAL
You will either lose that money or triple it.
Personally, I have 60 shares in AAL, 10 in DAL, and 10 in ALK.
Lets hope for the best.

I fucking hate that I let you assholes talk me into buying RTN, now RTX, dumping into a pit of money fire

Did we peak?

>>18272509
I'd be happy with $35

>>18272466
It's real simple. If you think the price is going up you buy calls, if you think the price is going down you buy puts. It's as simple as it is

>>18272490
i knew a guy in junior high that had to register as a sex offender because a family caught him spanking it in their bathroom after 10pm when he was babysitting and the kids were already asleep
he didnt lie about it so he got to be a sex offender from age 15 onward

>>18272486
Nope, Russia was the one that told Saudis to get bent on Oil cuts, then accelerated the whole shitshow in an effort to crash our Shale industry. Saudis, being dumb low IQ sandniggers, did the "NO U" move at them, and here we are.

>Compared to the cancer tier Russia the economy is okayish.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saudi Economy is a pathetic joke

PUUUUUMP

>>18272399
I'll take a shot. We are in still the general downtrend after doing a computer perfect retrancement but also crabbing like a bitch before the next leg. We haven't broken the bulltrap neckline yet nor our local crabbing wedge.

JP WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>18272526
no

can someone explain what DCA'ing is? I just try to buy high sell low

>>18272467
>It's just retarded to hear people say that Iran is going to magically fall apart like it's the Arab Spring without understanding it's demographics
I very much understand its demographics from staying there for five months and seeing every major town desu.
But please enlighten me.
>magically fall apart like it's the Arab Spring
That wont happen. I also never said this.
>our actions that keep pumping it's survival.
Which are obvious as explained here

You seem to fight an argument over something you just imagine

>>18272520
thoughts on Alaska? they're a good airline imo but they just don't get the traffic. why'd you buy them?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18272526
is today over yet retard?

>>18272527
damn thats low. so you think its almost >pricedin?

Pretty gaylame that the stock market is gonna be closed April 10th due to "Good Friday".

HERE IT COMES

>>18272522
Did I not say they were overexposed to airlines? The merger just made that overexposure worse

buy SPXS at the top of the pump lads

Jerome thank you from the bottom of my heart.

American Airlines enterprise value is almost even with its assets, is there any shoreline big enough to swoop them up in the current state of the economy. Seems like it’s buying purely for the book value pricing mismatch
anyone know anything about the airline industry?

>>18272233
Right now the ones I own are NRZ and NLY, and to be honest the thought is tempting to all in. I already have been with NRZ.

CTVA is making a nice little base here during crop seed buying season, anons. Could be poised to pop, just picked up 190 shares.
SSL is acting better here, looks like it is not going to zero, picked up 200 shares today, holding 900

>>18272457
Yeah I lost $2k on spy puts. In hindsight it was dumb to just buy naked puts and I should have done some sort of spread to cover my downside, but it taught me that I'm stupid and shouldn't be playing with fire like that.

The rest of my portfolio is graham style buying under book value stocks and selling them for modest profits. I figure that'll work for a while during the L shaped recovery we're heading into like the 40s-60s markets, and then I'll try to spot winners buffet style when we re-enter the next bull market.

I'm also trying to find a copy of that Options as a Strategic Investment book but amazon wants way too much for it and there's no electronic copies.

>>18272532
Pretty fucked up really..

>>18272522
It opened today at $50 and is currently at $50.18??

It dumped a good bit before close yesterday, fair, but it's a long hodl

>>18272560
Please, have some respect for the Passion of Our Lord. The stock market will still be there on Monday.

>>18272551
just buy and keep buying forever

he's pumping too early
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that was the bait pump, here comes the real one

dat pump
ITS FUCKING STUPID

>>18272530
Yea I get that. Just trying to figure out what the numbers mean, how they differ, and what's actually a good deal

>>18272554
>*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*

Fuck. Lost so much on TVIX. Will vix ever go back up

bahaahahahahaa this fucking pump. HOLY SHIT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18272551
Lowering your average cost of a bunch of stock by buying more when it’s low.

>>18272560
jesus christ you're alive?

I SOLD 30 SECONDS BEFORE THE PUMP EVEN THOUGH I PREDICTED THE PUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What's happening on oil is so stupid, I just have no words to describe it.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FFFFUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKK POOOOOOOMMMMPPPIIIINNNGGG

>>18272520
>no united

why anon

NO NO NO NO!!!
I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MY SQQQ at 22! I GOT GREEDY BROS!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

can we ever get a fucking end of day that doesnt pump like this. god its fucking old

POOMP EET

Oh no

HOLY SHIT this fucking SPY are you motherfucking kidding me what in the fucking fuck

how is it allowed to go literally vertical with 10 minutes until close

>>18272566
Raytheon has no exposure to airlines pre-merger retard, and post-merger only Collins and Pratt are exposed. Airliners don't use 3d AESA air search radars and advanced missiles.

HODL my 800 shares XOM will see gainz by Dec

JEROME KEEP IT PUMPING

>>18272575
you know NRZ cut the divvy?

>>18272566
I don't know, I suspected as much.

Look at that perfect reverse H&S. We aren't leaving the crab today either.

>>18272466
no.
You pay $0.66 for having the OPTION (hence the name) of buying USO for $8 on (or any time before) 1/15/21
If you ever wish to exercise the option you then have to pay another $800 and receive 100 shares regardless of the current price.

> Those end of the day clown candles
> wrecking my nice profits on SQQQ
fuck you too, Jerome
>>18272584
gen lib has a 4th edition pdf.

HAHAHA YOU SAID GIVE ME PROFITABLE WEEKLY PUTS AND THEY WHISPERED....

no

>>18272522
Me too, lucky I only bought one share.

>>18272537
>Saudi economy is worse than Russia's
My friend, you do not seem to grasp the utter shit the Russian economy is in.
Its an economic wasteland that not a single sane person would put money into.

Saudi Arabia has it shit but at least they have Mecca, few people and way more oil.
>Nope, Russia was the one that told Saudis to get bent on Oil cuts, then accelerated the whole shitshow in an effort to crash our Shale industry. Saudis, being dumb low IQ sandniggers, did the "NO U" move at them, and here we are.
Source.

>>18272616
what is stupid about it...

Cruise industry just took out normie bonds once they realized they couldn't con people into giving them a bailout even though they're just as effected as the airlines. Airlines are just pretending they've fallen and can't get back up.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

>>18272630
>he bot?
DOOOOOOOOOOMP EET

I JUST FUCKING SOLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18272623
>>18272625
this is such MOTHERFUCKIN bullshit

this is fucking theft

This market is such a joke.

1 more bullet in the chamber. Lets go all the way.

>>18272635
especially after a bad day on friday implying everyone is buying shit to hold over the weekend lmao

A green close was written in the stars, Bless the Fed

>>18272526
no, new york still has about a week or two til they peak. rest of the country has a long way to go.

>>18272482
That's pretty meaningless dude. A half-awake statistician can look at that and average out people like you with people who pay the absolute minimum each month and refinance at every opportunity like suckers.

JEROME YOU FUCKING KEK I'LL GET YOU
I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY JEROME
STOP STEALING MY MOOOOONEY JEROME
JERRROOMMMEEEE??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Imagine russia is allowed to sell weapons again in US

>long 9x39
>long 5.45x39

>short 7.62x39

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JEROME

PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE PLS SELL MORE

Well looks like my SDOW position won't be turning profitable today, but we have to keep a long-term perspective. Our job is not to speculate on short term price changes. We are investing for the long haul. When stocks become cheaper, it is cause for celebration and we should buy more at cheaper valuations.

>your puny pump won't save you jerome

>>18272662
buy TQQQ at 3:30pm every day and make $$$ sell at 3:58PM

>>18272509
WTI $26. Demand is still fucked and now everybody's storage is full.

>>18272636
Collins and pratt are the only parts of UTX that was a part of the merger, Otis and carrier were spun off.

>>18272619
No more money to dump. Was planning on buying some UAL but bought 30 shares of AAL instead today.
>>18272553
ALK seemed good, had good debt to equity ratio.

>>18272613
Why wouldn't I be? The bullish thesis for SNSS is unchanged even if it temporarily is back down in the 0.4s. I've held/bought it through lower numbers than this while it was WAY more uncertain than it is now.

Hoooly fuck what a pump.

>>18272687
>SDOW
>investment
got me

imagine how much money all the insiders are making right now

>>18272653
>My friend, you do not seem to grasp the utter shit the Russian economy is in.
Its an economic wasteland that not a single sane person would put money into.
Meanwhile in Saudi Arabia.
>Russia can break even at 30$ in oil while Saudis have to break at 80 by the end of the year
>IMF admitted Saudi economy is bunk and will go bust at the end of the decade
>virtually no diversification at all, literally relies on high oil prices to keep welfare from collapsing
>is wasting billions of dollars on a failed war in Yemen and failed Sunni jihadists

Shit economy, shit country

>trump speaking
shut it down

The Fed is doing this to help us senpai, all you have to do is reach out and take the help, or in other words buy hand over fist

REMINDER THAT THIS PUMP WAS DONE ONLY SO YOU CAN BUY CHEAP PUTS.
DO YOUR WEEKLY WEEKEND SHORTS.

>>18272689
thanks will try this monday

FAKE OUT FAKE OUT

day traders do this every goddam day with short covering, stop collectively pussing out and hold that shit over the weekend like I am

RETAIL VS FED WHO WINS

WE'RE CLOSING GREEN BOYS

>>18272696
But still, the TEMPORARILY unprofitable Pratt / Collins is dragging down the price of just-as-profitable-as-before Raytheon, making the package a steal based on likely 2021/2022 revenue

AND ANOTHER WEEKEND IM HOLDING SQQQ
FUCK YOU

DUMPING
DUMPING
DUMPING
DUMPING

>>18272604
Fair enough. The thing is almost nobody holds until expiration so it doesn't really matter what happens at that time. The trick is if you think the price will go up you buy calls then sell them when the underlying's target price has been reached. Same for puts. Like say SPY is right now at 248 and you think it's going to 260 by this time next month. You buy a call that expires after that and when SPY hits that 260 you sell. Doesn't matter if it happens tomorrow or next week, it hits your target and you sell. Don't calculate your options on the basis of perceived "value", figure out if the strike price is low enough to make it realistic and if the expiration date is far enough out to be realistic. So a SPY put for 150 that expires in 3 days is shit. But a SPY put for 230 that expires in a week might be great if you think that's realistic. Think of the option as leverage. Multiply the underlying price by the delta and divide that by the price of the option to get the effective leverage. If you like what you see then dig in. That's option trading

these oil execs sound like hostages

Okay I invested my $300

My plan is to add $200 to my TD account every paycheck, which is every other week

>>18272743
not so fast bullkek

Is the oil pump a gamble for monday?

>>18272647
Awesome, thanks man.

NEW

>>18272763
>>18272763
>>18272763

NEW

>>18272763
>>18272763
>>18272763

NEW

>>18272763
>>18272763
>>18272763

NEW

>>18272722
yea buy puts before the weekend, superb idea

Oh shit, I just now realized it's Friday. I've thought it was Thursday all day.

>>18272745
jerome is going to wait til the day 90% of us drop our bags and pull the rug what a faggot

>>18272526
Yes. We’ll see deaths and cases continue to fall. This thing was nothing and we’ve overreacted horribly. We need to reassess our strategy to combat outbreaks because this was over the top.

>>18272636
>>18272696
>>18272744
I sold.
There's $5 I'll never get back.

>>18272754
>Being forced to cut production when you are on the verge of bankruptcy.
They are

>>18272755
that's a good plan, use it to buy raytheon and brookfield

>>18272755
smart boy...

>>18272745
dumb boy....

I bought a shitload of Carnival and Royal Caribbean stock today and plan to keep buying more if the prices keep dropping. Am I making a huge mistake?

>>18272755
pretty based but you should play the market more often. like flipping SDOW or TQQQ

>>18272551

Can't I basically use cheap calls in this market to basically buy a fixed risk time frame for one of these retard clown world pumps to happen? Like the are 25 dollar calls that could net you a few hundred, or lose just 25. Like if I think a stock is going to explode soon one way or the other, I place a cheap call on it.

>>18272744
I definitely see it as a nice pickup, but I'm personally very bearish on consumer air demand for the next 3 years, look at how long it took delta to come back after the crash in 08, not to mention the virus. They will take on a lot of debt, keeping planes maintained costs a lot of money. New planes will not be ordered for a while, and seeing as Pratt and Collins will be 60%+ of RTX's revenue I see a further leg down before upside. In 10 years they will be higher, but lower on the next 6-12 months

>>18272755
Try to reach at least 100 shares of a company before buying more of something else. Being able to sell covered calls is a powerful tool.

>>18272805
Yes. They will be delisted before corona even ends.

>>18272814
try and re-phrase without saying "like" or "basically"

>>18272788
>>18272796
thanks for the help guys

>>18272809
>like flipping SDOW or TQQQ
dunno what you mean by this. but i want to learn more about all the different shit i can do, like whatever options and future and shots and puts and calls are. i see you guys use these words a lot.

>>18272831
>Being able to sell covered calls is a powerful tool.
tell me more. i'd love to invest more in AAL.

>>18272642
By 90%, which is basically the entire dividend haha. That was announced this week I believe. Hoping this isn't an investment that burns me hard, but everyone has made at least a few terrible choices.

>>18272829
I think similar effects to 9/11, but on all crammed transit, with Airlines at the top. God if Tesla can get those robotaxis out I am going to be so fucking rich. Please Tesla just mention something about Robo Taxi travel, I bought at 380, dont fuck me for waiting past 500 like a dumbass.

>>18272805
>Buying the ships of the damned

>>18272735
>>18272735
please be real. i have a 4/6 SPY 247 PUT that totally got wrecked 5 minutes ago with that bullshit pump

>>18272755
Protip: leave some of your money in cash and use limit buy orders to accumulate stock at ideal prices throughout the week when you're not adding money. You're now fully exposed to losses because of prices going down without any opportunity to buy more and DCA because you have no cash.

I sure hope you're accumulating regular savings, too. That is, a savings account and some cash stashed away at home for emergencies.

>>18272805
>he's back
crash incoming within next 7 days

>>18272805
yes

>>18272958
>limit buy
Sell cash covered puts instead

>>18272829
I gave 11 shares after the split and I lost too much, going to fucking hodl this shit for years along with my other defense stocks.

>>18272805
who do you imagine is going to be taking pleasure cruises on plague ships right as we enter the next great depression?

>>18272929
They will come back. Never underestimate how bad normies want to make matching shirts with puns and drink margaritas in deck pools filled with piss.

>>18272953
kek get fucked fag
buy a debit spread next time

>>18272958
>>18272997
man it's like im reading another language right now. i dont really know what you're saying but i'll research what all these terms and acronyms are.

i've screenshotted your posts and will keep them for future investing

>>18273014
All the negative sentiment here is basically proof that I must be doing the right thing. I'm gonna buy 500 more shares of Carnival on the next major dip

>>18272752
Probably best explanation I've gotten. Thanks man

TDA closed out my 10 237.5 short puts 12 minutes before the close. they cucked me out of money :(

>>18273567
>TDA
you got what you deserved scrub

>>18272159
Start a business instead