/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for PUMP THIS MARKET

What is the way of the crab?

the other one has a better picture, but it's non related
so i bump this one

>>18267314
he booght?

Now that nobody has a job and asia is quarantine round 2 we will go down 30%

If anyone is interested in GM calls, the stock is probably going to end the day in the low 20s, it's currently at 18.

>call up the investment bank that sold me my deep OTM XOM puts
>ask them to tell me where the data for theta, vega and IV is, because I can't find it on their website
>I'm very sorry anon, we don't give out that information
>me: so this is basically a black box
>them: yep :^)

Fucking hell. Imagine bagholding a put and you don't even know what theta is. Kill me.

>>18267283
>>18267283
>>18267283
>>18267283
>>18267283
real thread

I have put options expiring today ITM, what the fuck do I need to do? I thought I just get $ in my account. it's Ford 4.5P. If F closes at 4.31 today, I thought I'd get ($4.5 - $4.31) * 100 per contract? Is that not so?

>wealthsimple says they can take up to 5 days to process the RTX merger
>mfw

>>18267386
no one cares

>>18267391
Just sell it retard. Most options traders don't even exercise options, they just buy and sell when in the money.

back up bump

KEK

TSLA FUCKING BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER

>CNBC talking about transplant
BUY TMDX

>>18268274
What is the EPA estimated range?

PLEASE GUYS, BUY DFS, PLEASE

keep bagholding sco and pray for oil holocaust?

savanon, when are your picks going to pay off?

buy call on spx?

>africa and south america getting buttfucked by corona
gee, I wonder where that retard that said africa and south america would be fine is now?

Who here long on MA or V?

>>18267284
What do they call this?

How do those porn girls take the bbc in the ass like they do, and how do they manage to do it scene after scene? Wouldnt they all be in extreme pain?

>>18267391
>doesn't even know to factor in option premium
lmao, can't wait for the inevitable AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA post from you

Niggas I bought Raytheon and the merger happened, how do I get my 2.3 shares? I think Robinhood just took my money.

is this priced in

>>18268376
The human body is very elastic if you've trained it to be. Ever watch those degenerates eat hundreds of nathan's hot dogs?

>>18268385
It should just be automatically converted to RTX.

>>18267391
sell it yourself, i dont know if all brokers will sell it for you on expiration. robinhood does i think but thats not a guarantee that someone will be avialable to buy it last minute. sell it now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18268376
$$$

>>18268385
>Robinhood
Truth is, your money was their's from the start.

>>18268391
Good luck Becky and Stacy

>>18268358
My picks will pay off in due time. The return on any investment will reflect the returns of the underlying business over the long term.

Oh... you meant Savanon. No clue about his picks.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18268341
>giant overbought bubble due to advent of dotcom and tech shit craze
>"big"
Retard. 2000s was when AMD started to appear on the scene as Intel's competitor but no one really took them seriously. Late 2000s to early 2010s is when they started to attempt to seriously compete and then went into complete deathly still radio silence only to pop the fuck in with Ryzens and rip Intel's dick off. And now Intel is tripping up, it's hilarious to see justice happen for once.

>>18267367
Fucking hell.

fuck holding cash should i go all in on gold or spy bros

>>18268385
it could take a day

>>18268391
what the fuck

>>18268372
Both, I'll buy more if it actually fucking dumps.

>>18268391
>>18268417
Unironically yes.

>>18268417
LOL holy shit it took me a minute to see the line at the end, it looked like part of the frame.

Careful guys, Jerome turned on the printer. Expect a pump in the next hour.

>>18268391
oh no those poor wagies

>>18268431
Blue chips

>>18267391
Either you need to buy 100 shares of Ford to cover your short, or sell the contract.

THE CRASH OF A LIFETIME IS FINALLY HERE, WELCOME HOME BEARGANG. BOOMERS AND "BUY THE DIP" ZOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18268448
sweet more SPXS cheapies

WILL THIS SHIT CRASH ALREADY IVE PUT IT ALL ON TVIX!!!

>>18268391
You already know the answer to that

>>18268423
>then went into complete deathly still radio silence
amd still had a competitive product portfolio
intel simply used their better position to snuff out any chance at real competition

>>18268137
>Do you have enough money to buy all top 20 individual stocks tho?
I have 60 grand now. That's a start I guess?

>Do you want to manage that many positions?
Ideally I want to manage zero positions. What does manage even mean? I sure as hell won't read a 10-K, but keeping up with news is fine. I would have sold Boeing after the second crash for example.

>>18268423
Are we forgetting about their first x86 lineup that revolutionized the consumer pc market and blew intel out of the water? Circa literally 25 years ago, for zoomer reference.

>>18268423
If Corona didn't happen I think this would have been a banner year for AMD. Their 4000 APUs are hitting laptops now with more expected around the start of school in the Fall (pending Corona). A month ago there were rumors of Apple messing with AMD CPUs in their new macs. Imagine if Apple went pure AMD in their macbooks...

If they could fix their shitty drivers and if Navi turns out to be a hit, I could see them hitting $100bil market cap in a few years.

>>18268454
so spy gotcha

>Canada no longer getting masks
Holy shit. This is why we should not have become dependent on the States as our major trading partner

>>18268469
I'm about to go all in on DRV bros.

>>18268460
Hey buddy I hope you know that the vix and TVIX is based on volatility (swings both ways) rather than just a simple short.

>>18268486
no, literally large caps.

>>18267391
You need the buying power to execute the option (431 dollars in your case). You are likely not breaking even if you haven’t factored in the premium

>>18268456
>Crash of a lifetime
>Down 1.5%
>VIX barely rising

lmao cope harder bobo. It's a crab world, you're just living in it.

Monday all your puts get rekt by IV crush as we crab up a bullish 1%. Then Tuesday we crab back down 1%. We crab sideways until your premium has turned to dust.

>>18268496
you keep saying SPY bro, we get it

>>18268492
>he bought?

>>18268477
Lmao, what a pathetic "investor." I bet you don't even show up to the annual shareholder meetings.

DIE ALREADY I want to unload these puts

>>18268460
Be careful with tvix

>>18268480
Their first gen dual core cpu's also kicked ass.

Thinking of selling Kroger calls.

>>18268503
it's your money

>>18268508
Do you get free shit at those?

is it dumb to hold oil over the weekend? im so nervous about my oil holdings ive got a couple grand tied up in it

Rat King anon reporting in. Rats off to ya!
You will all be call me the Rat King Anon soon.
When the world goes into the sewer, the rats come out to play baby!

This oil shit is a sham isn't it? Anyone buying USO puts?

>>18268492
Are you the guy split on smallcap and real estate? I thought it was too early for real estate but I guess you were right. Still my 9% gains smallcap were better. I might transition to real estate next week though.

>>18268480
>blew intel out of water
If it did then Intel be the bottom bitch boy right now. It's going to happen soon though.

THE CORONAVIRUS IS JUST GETTING STARTED

MILLIONS WILL DIE

THE MARKET WILL CRUMBLE

WE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

Hopefully SPX keeps crawling down, my x15 leverage certs are mooning.

>>18268534
Have you bought it at its lowest? Yes.
Have you bought it now? You're fucked anyway retard.

So yeah.

>>18268554
priced in

>>18268534
You've already gambled by buying oil. If you're getting nervous about volatility you should've known before buying in.

>>18268554
BASED
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>>18268534
I’m holding HAL waiting for a pump on Monday. Have a grand in it. Not worried at all, frankly

How bad will the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA be in the last hour before closing?

>>18268582
crab.

Who's gambling on the OPEC meeting Monday?

USO puts reporting in

>>18268554
Is this .gif physical and tangible?

>>18268554
How did they teach a cat to do that?

>>18268589
iron hands on my SCO. Not selling my oil stocks though just gonna DCA

>>18268589
IVs are insane, but even then buying calls and puts would unironically be a good idea.

>>18268587
It'll probably rally into close, always does on Friday

>>18268431
Sell gold puts

>>18268589
SCObro with some $27 bags.

>>18268523
buy kroger puts

>>18268587
it wont be that bAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No way Jerome lets it freefall rn

Priced in unironically doesn't mean anything anymore

Guys how do I get into stocks? Should I do it?

>>18268589
XOM just gave away 200k on gibs so I think they're feeling good about the future.

>>18268603
I shorted right at the big pump yesterday. 4/17 4.00p at 0.1/share.

>>18268620
When everything's priced in
Nothing is

I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT 30 SHARES OF AAL BACK WHEN IT WAS $14
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>>18268622
Nah bro just spend it on weed.

>>18268623
That is chump change and they did that to get a tax writeoff, not for the warm and fuzzies.

>>18268589
Nah
Knowing this market oil will actually reach 40$ when OPEC says they wont cut rates because Trump tweets "Oil too low" or something

Vix is going up! Away we go...

>>18268613
The spread is so shit on them though, they have little liquidity. The odds of Kroger being up a month from now though is practically zero, selling calls on it is easy money.

>>18268610
same here friend

You know what global unrest and nationwide lockdowns like? Security stocks

Anyone got a quick 2x?

Why do even need to work when they can just keep the markets up with their printers?

>>18268642
Really? Seems kinda lame.

people love holding stocks over the weekend in this market, so we should see EOD rally

>>18268640
you lost what $100? who cares, ride it out and youll get your profit eventually

>>18268640
hodl until september

>>18268546
No, my wife is an architect and tells me all day about the constant stream of projects that are being outright cancelled or postponed indefinitely including a 500 million project in NJ and a huge residential development in GA.

>>18268370
sauce?

>>18268603
Why buy calls and puts when you can get ZANO or OGN to really boost your income the coming months?

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT BOBOS, ARE WE SEEING 244 TODAY

>>18268609
most gold puts are shit money unless theyre atm which theyll probably get exercised

Just closed out my two shittiest positions of DIS 80 4/17 and APRN 4 4/17. Lost about 90k on it. God damn it.

Could really use a trump tweet rn

>>18268693
we havent even started. this will be black friday. we're overdue

>literally all this bad news and spy is just barely -2%
what will it take to see circuit breakers again?

>>18268683
I am in finance news, we are literally one of the few industries this is good for and it's even fucking us up because our guests are cancelling travel or just outright fucking dieing.

>>18268673
>people love holding stocks over the weekend in this market, so we should see EOD rally
uhhhhh, no they dont

JEROME HELP

>>18268711
China getting shutdown a second time such that it closes factories.

USA has 2x cases of the virus than Italy, the N's of Europe
>but muh higher population
Literally 4 times smaller than Chinas

Why the fuck is ZM green? Is the market retarded?

>>18268723

>>18268662
Eh

>>18268589
Please be nothingburger, please be nothingburger...

>>18268730
>Literally 4 times smaller than Chinas
if you believe the lies

>>18268727
Not even that. We have to wait until they find the mass graves.

Honestly guys, if this keeps up, I might not be fucked.

>>18268727
>>18268745
Sounds quite bullish if I do say so

>>18268699
What made you think APRN would drop from 16/s to 4/s

>>18268721
this has been the thought process every friday of the last month and yet it always pumps hard into close

>>18268745
investigating those would be racist, and illegal!

>>18268662
>>18268737
I mean youre right, even I dont know why all these security stocks are tanking. Every supermarket now has a guard or two.

Is the printer finally out of paper?

>>18268662
Don't need security when you're stuck at home anyways. Home invasions are probably down because nobody wants to break into a house with people actually in it right now.

>>18268711
circuit breakers are for overreaction to memes
a real depression is AAAAAAAAs and OOOOOOOOs and snib snabs averaging out to -2% weeks, for the next two years

>>18268721
it's a clown market so do the opposite of what i posted

translate it chicks
https://youtu.be/e4iNNYg7U6I

I wanna sell a put on USO, I figure if I do get fucked and have to bag hold for awhile, I can wait for a point where the Saudis, Russians and US manipulate the price all over the place and it eventually gets at least to 7 dollars. Should I choose a different oil company or fuck off from oil all together. I think oil is about to explode on volatility, but I have no idea which way or when.

Short TSLA y/n?

>>18268769
People are so foolish to go long because of the brrrr meme. Do they not understand that the Fed is buying Bonds and not Stocks?

>>18268707
Meme line says potential support until Monday

>CNBC doomposting again

>>18268769
Not yet, it'll rally to even today and even end slightly positive during the end of day pump.

Then on Monday it opens up blood red, and we start the cycle all over again.

Also, does anyone know a good security cam company?

>>18268781
>betting against autism cars
KNOW YOUR PLACE CLOWNFAGGOT

>>18268758
I figured it was a meme jump that wouldn't actually play out. It was trading at shit prices for ages before speculation drove it that high.

>>18268683
Yep construction is slowing down across the board. Next week or the week after in shorting real estate, I just hope I don't miss the drop. I think smallcap will fall first.

>>18268788
>The thing you have to remember about this economy is, it's not 3 times 2 is 5, it's 3 times 2 is 6!
Is my IQ just too low for CNBC?

>>18268772
Aren't we more or less headed to a crab market though? With non-stop gains and losses that don't really go anywhere?

>>18268796
Are you retarded? Expect a blood red EOD as people will be dumping rather than holding over the weekend.

>>18268735
Meme stocks do their own thing

Why the fuck is Boeing of all things green?

this is a generational opportunity

buy all the cheapies you can

>>18268810
>My portfolio is aa double edged sword
>When companies do good it does good, when companies do bad it does bad

This is too galaxy brained for me

>>18268803
A little late my friend. There are mortgage and REIT companies getting margin calls as we speak see>>18268755

>>18268818
Yes, it'll crab slightly down the next year or so though

>>18268833
they're a defense company retard

>>18268833
>green
barely
>why
Clown world. Also it's taken a beating already this week

>>18268810

>>18268834
good advice for three weeks from now

>>18268763
yeah i noticed that too, the supermarkets near me all have cop cars parked literally right in front of the door. whats that about

>>18268818
Crabbing down. Market is on a down trend, but a bunch of hope sprinkled in will lower the decay.

>>18268834
You and your clown boys have been saying that for almost a month now.

We're nowhere near the bottom yet, are we?
I'm thinking the bottom will be in after corona-chan cuts an absolute swathe through India in about 3 weeks. Maybe not even then.
It will probably double-down in Europe and also China and definitely in Murrica.
S America is also gonna get raped pretty hard.

>>18268803
Is it safe to say that real estate is one of the safer things to buy into as the economy bottoms out? Even if housing prices take a long time to recover there's going to be a lot of pent up demand for construction once the virus eventually clears out.

>>18268855
yeah?

and in a year from now youll wish you listened

>>18268833
told you all to invest in boeing and you all gave me so much shit... and now its green while even spy is down a couple percent. whos laughing now? lol

the biggest cause of inflation will be zoomers suddenly inheriting millions of boomer dollars, not fed printing money

>>18268839
Alright then monday I'll go in after I sell off my smallcap shorrs

>>18268860
Meant real estate construction specifically, no idea why I forgot to type that.

>>18268860
>Pent up demand for constructoin

You're crazy. The market is going to be saturated with unsalable houses

>>18268589
OPEC is monday, but the White house is having US oil producers meet today.

>>18268868
Boomers spend all their money on new cars and vacations. Their kids won't see a dime

>>18268874
>unsalable house
no such thing

>>18268874
no the chinks will swoop in and buy everything. streets will be full of homeless americans and houses will be empty chink-owned speculative investments

>>18268860

>trying to speculate on REIT's
>not just buying your own property at the bottom this fall/winter

>>18268880
US producers can't do shit though. Unless Russia and Saudi Arabia turn the tap off, US producers are bogged.

>>18268858
majority of people in those third world countries do not even have basic sanitation, do you think they are going to be able to test? The numbers are going to be china tier

>>18268868
what are you smoking? boomers are the most financially bankrupt generation for retirement, that's why they still hold these jobs at 60-70 years old

>>18268872
Only if construction tanks to pennies or Trump's infrastructure bill is huge. It takes a long time for construction worked to re-ramp after downturns. Betting on the infrastructure bill is not a bad idea though.

>>18268860
Construction will be slow to restart, it can take months of prep for large jobs. I'm only looking at where the market is showing more panic next for short profits though. I don't long

>>18268853
Some people go crazy and buy like 50kgs of toilet paper and every can of soup in the store. The stores often do not allow this but the schizo boomers have none of it and get agressive.
Also niggers stealing stuff as is tradition.

>>18268868
Gen Z is mostly the children of Gen X and some Gen Y, Boomer children are Gen X and Gen Y, Gen Y because a lot of Boomers put off having children until later in life. Gen Z isn't likely to inherit much for another 30-50 years.

>>18268890
Oh really?
Damn I guess I wasted all my money in American shale, darn it. They are all going to zero.

>>18268886
This has literally happened in Vancouver, and slowly now Seattle

>>18268881
and what happens to their cars, houses, savings when they die? do they vanish?
>>18268893
>boomers are the most financially bankrupt generation for retirement
LOL

>>18268901
Pray Russia/SA play ball. Those countries need oil higher to balance their budget, but they're fine bleeding to fuck over US producers.

>>18268868
inflation will happen if people start taking out loans again
money creation happens when people borrow

FUL DOOOM ON CNBC KEKEKEKEK

NO LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL CONFIRMED

>>18268860
>>18268897
Also construction companies have production limits, labour shortages are huge already. Restart will be slow as fuck

Holy shit this guy on CNBC

>Dow 100,000 in my lifetime
>I'm not a medical guy but what if we suddenly get an approved treatment and the Dow goes up 1500 points in a single day
>New York 4000 cases a day not great (when it's actually 9000)

>banks being gigajews about small business loans after they had to be bailed out by money lending from the Fed

>>18268904
you're completely delusional and pulling shit out of your ass just because it makes sense in your tiny brain

>>18268489
Canada is eternal USA bitch admit it pal

poor kitty

>>18268915
Can you aware me? I don’t have a tv

>>18268924
no I'm not, you just can't recognize obvious shitposting
if you think I'm saying this unironically then you're the one who's completely delusional

>>18268891
anon, you're basically agreeing with me

>>18268904
the bank takes it. boomers don't own shit.

Rug pull when? Theta is killing me.

Tesla please go under 400 hundy, I wanna cheapy.

>telling the goiyim its morally wrong to short in these times while the jews are doing it in full flair behind the curtains

>>18268904
>and what happens to their cars, houses, savings when they die? do they vanish?
Everything probably gets repo'd

>>18268919
Reminds me of that one scene from Contagion
>Can't we just put something in the water supply, cure everyone all at once?

>>18268893
This. They have cash flow not savings. The top quarter have like 300k after working for fifty years.

>>18268690
https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-04-03/as-africa-locks-down-some-deliveries-of-aid-are-threatened
even if corona chan doesnt reap africans, the lack of aid will crush their crop yields and infrastructure

https://archive.is/NzCzr
ecuador is getting absolutely fucked, expect the rest of central and south america to follow soon

>>18268915
CNBC has changed it's outlook like 6 times this week.

>>18268912
Rus/SA want to kill US shale exports, killing the US shale industry is not even possible at least not for the big players.

IMF just said this financial crisis will be worse than the recession of 2008-2009. I hope you guys sold, because the stock market is about to fucking crash again.

>>18268923
Not to mention it was not only risk free but they get 1% for literally no risk

>>18268944
Morality for thee but not for me, goy

>>18268456
We're crabbing until either COVID gains sentience and starts breaking into people's houses, or the infection rate starts dropping.

OIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>18268958
They said that days ago

>>18268958
SOURCE

>>18268936
>there are miscers in /smg/ RIGHT NOW
based

Should all sex offenders kill themselves?
Where do I find a sex offender lover?

About to retest 248. If we break it, +1% day. Otherwise, bearing until EOD short covers.

Who else going to hold 3x leverage over the weekend if we don't rally last hour?

>>18268976
>>>/soc/

>>18268903
I live in BC and its appalling how cucked our government is. Even at a federal level. It's so obvious , yet they keep letting Chinese money bid up real estate. They have inflated HK, Vancouver, Toronto, Auckland and Sydney. All are set to tank due to the fall out of this virus

>>18268973
It was on the WHO live stream

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Why is everyone ITT talking about SPY instead of SPX? My puts are against SPX.

>>18268981
me im still big in the red

>>18269003
>He triple shorted the strong tech ETF
Robinhood tards will never learn

>>18268968
???
It's up to $26 now, even spiked to $28

>>18268958
It mean they are going to get really busy over the next year. They will have to bail out countries.

>>18269003

Sell it and rebuy today under 21. That's what I am doing. Stop bagholding and make some money.

>>18268803
Seatac is shutdown construction fat by day.

>>18269026
im not selling at loss

>>18268999
How is the situation for you lads? Toronto area is bipolar. People who don't leave their homes, and people who refuse to acknowledge and still gather in groups and go to parks, party at home despite all the warnings.

>>18268999
Didn't Vancouver add a tax on real estate if it's not occupied 6 months out of the year? I thought they made headway into stopping the Chinese menace but I'm sure that's being exploited.

>>18268999
As the saying goes "you get what you fucking deserve leaf" None of you guys had the balls to vote out Trucuck and the regional government who continuously to sell you and your home out to foreign interests.

>Raytheon (RTX now) stock is being dumped after the merger.
Why

>>18269005
>My puts are against SPX

>>18269021
He probably shorted it at the bottom ($20)

>>18268845
Tell that to RTX

>>18268903
Seattle buildings are chink owned already.

>>18269026
Doesn't a wash sale occur if he does that. Wouldn't change shit

>>18269020
> tech
> strong
We haven't even started yet.

AAAAAAAAAAAAa
DO SOMETHING JEROME

>>18269040
>Chongcouver stopping bugman invasion
How could you stop what already happened?

>>18268903
Portland too. 25% of all the condos are chink owned.

>>18268958
if its about to crash theres a way to make money, what do we buy? VXX?

>>18269035
It's going to have a bounce again today! You can get into a better position!

>>18269062
He just did, pump to 248.

Buy Zwipe, guys. Take a small position and thank me in 2021.

The stock market is purely run by Jewish manipulation. I wish I never invested into it.

>>18268899
Is it Crazy that I’m Gen Z and both of my parents are boomers?

>>18269048
What's so funny?

>that steady downtrend
are you ok mumus?

>>18268919
the truly scary thing is that at this point the market is literally only running on BULL COPE fumes like this...once they realize they fucked up (or more likely just run out of money to "buy the dip" with), then all hell will break loose

Bought my first shares yesterday. Felt good man.

Sold all my puts at a massive loss. At this point I just want to see the markets crash out of spite.

>>18269061
Just do me a favor and short smallcap. I'm up almost 11% and your down. Don't be a Robinhood yard forever anon

>>18269100
I bought puts out of spite based on how nobody wanted to listen to me after I warned them about corona chan in janurary.

>>18269094
What did you buy

I'm fucking ruined, bros... I'm gonna have to sell my cat.

>>18269044
Needs to go up. Stuck hodling this bullshit. This merge made them one of the top three with boring and Honeywell.

i cant figure out what to buy right now

>>18269100
Same here

>Negative interest rates are out of the question

Oh just you wait CNBC. When the time comes, Jerome will invoke the forbidden technique.

i wish oil would pick a direction
can't figure out if it's going to pump or dump after the 3pm meeting

This is so redpilled.
Fuck boomers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1-axqBZdNk

>>18269124
Holding pattern until OPEC report Monday.

What do you think, lads? Another blood red Monday? I hope so, it's when I'm going to start buying again.

>>18269092
There are millions of millennials and zoomers whose entire successful investment strategy has been:
1- Always buy the dip
2- Buy the storied gig economy stocks.
They are about to get absolutely justed.
Cap this.

FED HAS LOST CONTROL, HOLY FUCK, CNBC CONFIRMED

>>18269124
Isn't it on Monday?

>>18269132
The Saudis want to fuck US oil, right? Why would they just give in?

>>18269142
very bullish, the fed can't hold back the golden bullrun anymore, SPY320 by EOD

>>18269105
Same here. It feels a lot like earlier this year when the Chinese economy was basically shut down but the markets barely reacted despite massive supply chain problems.

>>18269100
Welcome brother. I opened a put for $10k targeting 220 SPY. I did this on 3/23, and the worst part is I was green for all of five minutes. I figured 3/24 would be another slightly red day. That was the literal start of this clown bull run.
You're among friends. I hope the economy burns.

Putin said there's a chance they'll reduce production. Oil should have mooned off that rumor.

>>18269092
at this point im basically getting high every night (got a pound of dank), partying by myself in isolation. checking r/coronavirus every day waiting for when they say there's no more food and i can get ready to take one last trip to china and take out as many commie government fucks as i can before i inevitably starve to death.

im not gonna feel better until things start to get better each day instead of worse each day. i hate every retarded human out there who has fucked up and made this situation progressively worse. i hate the chinks i hate the zoomers i fucking hate every dumbass out there who caused this and continues to make it worse, FUCK.

>>18269142
Is there a pirate stream for CNBC?

>>18269147
We can only speculate. But they are the ones who called for it.
https://twitter.com/KSAmofaEN/status/1245729500798881792

>>18269039
i dont live in Hongcouver but its generally the same as Toronto.
>>18269040
a tax isn't going to do shit. The goal of Chinese mainlanders is to get their money out of CCP regime. They are tightening capital controls year after year. What better way to get your money out by sending your kid to a western uni and buy 2-3 houses through the kid. They meed to put a moratorium on FDI or put strict limits and capital controls on these fuckers. Close all the loop holes. Median income have hardly moved, yet real estate has skyrocketed

ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER

>>18269044
Because it's a shit company? Took the great business of Raytheon and muddled it up with United AFTER they had to get rid of their elevators.

Raytheon should just have bought Collins.

>>18269155
I only shorted the very bottom. Didn't realize my broker had options before it was too late. Now I just hope for the rug pull. Nothing is "priced in", god dammit. People still think that we will go back to normal soon. Life as we know it has forever changed, once they realize this SPY has to go below 200, dammit.

>>18268903
So you're saying there's no future for us.

>>18269040
All these properties are used as fronts/money laundering for the heroin trade. They report their drug money as “rent” money even though no one lives there.

>>18269178
Beer flu or the markets?

lol if you look at the top % movers everything that is down 20%+ is real estate or mortgage related. is it happening? great depression on monday or tuesday?

>>18269147
no, Russians do. they're the reason they don't have a deal right now.

>>18269161
>China
>Communist
Reminder that China is as close as you can get to being fascist.

that house would be pretty comfy with some repairs desu

>>18269161
You have to go back.

>>18269164
Here you go brah

https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>18269192
ye, I'm thinking about withdrawing some of my account for a down payment on a house 3-6 months from now

>>18269197
i concur

>>18269195
historically speaking, communism is fascism, to be fair. my point is that we better not fucking run out of food or im finding someone who is responsible for this and taking them down with me.

aaaaaaaand walaa my sister married a black dude

>>18269195
I'd call it "authoritarian post socialist national capitalism"

>>18269221
>a black dude
a nigger

>>18269147
Go back a few months. Saudis wanted to cut production to raise prices. Russia said fuck that because Russia is tired of losing market share to US exporters. Saudi Arabia throws a tantrum and increases production to doump the price even lower.

There's a chance everyone decides to calm down and play ball to fix the price at a higher level.

That said I'm short.

>>18269189
Tbh just shitposting and causing bull panic sell

>>18269221
bulls win again

>>18268999
if it makes you feel better it's not just you, this exact same thing happened in every single major European city

>>18269221
Oh my god anon
how do you feel?

>>18269221
Congratulation, anon, happy for your sister

Told myself I'd jump in on TSLA at $475 today, and it just keeps bobbling around 480. Every time I check it creeps up, is this some kind of "A watched pot never boils" wives tail trickery?

>>18269192
A lot of reits are really just 5-6 dudes who get a few hundred million in bank loans to buy apartment buildings and shit.

With Corona/unemployment, way more people just arent paying rent. Now some reits are ini danger of getting liquidated by their creditors.

>>18269248
yes

>https://123news.tv/in-coronavirus-pandemic-trump-allies-say-theyre-ready-to-die-for-the-economy/
>On March 24, President Trump further reiterated his desire to have people getting back to work in America soon despite the spread of the coronavirus. In his message, he stated that he wanted the country to open up by Easter, which falls on April 12. While Public health experts agree that it is not safe to end social distancing measures by this time, Trump allies support this statement. They are volunteering to risk death if it helps the economy get back up from its current rapid decline.
>According to the Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, who will be 70 next week, he said on Monday evening during Tucker Carlson’s primetime Fox News show that his message to Americans was for them to go back to work and start living. His focus was on not ruining the American dream. In his words, “We will take care of ourselves but don’t sacrifice the country.” He ended his address by saying that he was ready to risk his life if it would keep the economy going. He said he is willing to exchange his survival to keep the America that we all love for his children and grandchildren.

is this bullish?

>>18269221
Very bullish. Buying SPY calls.

>>18268376
Their cavernous rectums are so BTFO by endless bbc that they can expand and prevent tissue damage from any amount of trauma. They’ve trained their whole lives for it.

>>18269164
thinkorswim

>>18267284
bobos, make SQQQ $30+ next week. i'm about even now but it would really help.

>>18269220
>Communism is fascism
Gb2reddit

>>18269227
So fascism. Capalism but with some authoritarian power over the large businesses and a bit of nationalization. Not to mention China's huge focus on culture and heritage. It's fascism through and through

>>18269256
>Die for the economy
More like die for their 401k. If they actually wanted to sacrifice for the economy they would liquidate their portfolio and spend it all.

>>18269221
Now it's time for you to prep the BVLL. Watch as the BLACK candle destroys your sister and sprays BVLLISH signals all over her insides.

>>18268376
Is this bullish?

>>18269221
How do you go long on the single mother market?

>make a call
>stock tanks
>make a put
>stock crabs

>>18269242
last time I visited Vancouver, it was full of Asians. Hardly saw any white people. Local gov't services now offer help in 5 different languages etc. It's not going to end well

>>18269275
True fascism would probably have even more state control over companies, but yeah China is the closest thing to Facism today.

>>18269276
Yeah because a bunch of people selling at once wouldn't cause any sort of downturn

>>18268376
>Wouldnt they all be in extreme pain?
for you

>>18269286
Wine companies.

>>18269221
At least he won't be there longer than 3-5 years due to leaving, going to jail, or murdering her?

>>18269248
Sell a $475 put, it will immediately dump.

>>18269220
>communism is fascism
Brainlet detected. Just because they are both authoritarian and centrally planned does not make them equal.

>>18269275
Capitalism but with the state itself being a large family business extracting profit from society economy and international trade for the family called communist party

>>18269248
just don't do it, it's a fucking meme

>>18269300
Kek

NEW
>>18269312
>>18269312
>>18269312
>>18269312

>>18269289
kek thanks for the laugh anon. sorry it's at ur cost

>Covid rips through Africa and poor countries
>Que massive illegal immigrant caravans
>Become literal disease trains
>Democrats berate Trump for not closing the country fast enough
>Trump locks up country, demands industry return to the US
>Full National Socialism engage
>Trump Bix and free healthcare for all
>Basically full authoritarian communism
>Bernie bros will "REEEEEEEEEE THIS ISN'T COMMUNISM!!" even though it is exactly communism as authoritarianism and nationalism is inseparable from actual real life communism.
>China becomes yolo don't give a fuck, we are going back to work mode
>Full role reversal. HK liberated by Chinese Capitalist Front by force
>Oil prices so low, ISIS funding drops because the Saudi's can't fund anymore pet allah ackbar projects
>California briefly revolts and is crushed, becoming "Long Texas"
>Manhattan Falls and becomes "The Forbidden Zone" massive walls erect around the sinking island, traitors and degenerates banished there, food drops monthly
>Cananda annexed, renamed North America
>America renamed First America
>South America retains name
>Trump declared "God King The United Americas"
>New ear of tenuous peace and prosperity between the UCA "United Continents of America" and JVC "Jumbo Vodka China".

Is this priced in?

>>18269256
I don't see why individual states or counties can't just assess their own local hospital capacities and within their localities agree to bring back 10% of the workforce, in staggered shifts with widespread agreement to wear some kind of facial covering. If a house is on fire, the firemen don't just wait for the whole thing to burn down.

>>18267284
>buy the dip
>BULLISH
How's it feel like knowing you guys dug your own graves
Bullfags BTFO

>>18269341
TSX is up 15% since March 23.

>10 Million unemployed
>World Economy at a functional standstill
>Housing market on the brink
>American dead forecasted anywhere between 100k and 1.6 Mil
What the fuck are these bulls holding on to?

>>18268554
Wow that’s crazy how cats can learn to dance like that

>>18269275
>>18269307
stay mad kiddos :^)

>>18269370
Delusion. Same people who think it's just a flu. Typing this with gloves on.

>>18269370
>What the fuck are these bulls holding on to?
im holding onto you baby
you, and my stocks

>>18269370
>>18269405
>>18269450
The bottom was on March 23rd.

>MRNA still mooning
Lots of room left to run. Trump expected to talk about it today.

>>18269370
Do you really think I'd sell at this point and lock in all of my losses?

>>18269461
You can't just turn a chart upside down. The bubblechart also apply to the SPX, bullcuck.

>>18268955
Cramer has gone from screaming about reopening the economy to not crash the market to screaming in the face of Nancy Pelosi about shutting down the entire country for a month. He is literally losing his mind

>>18269370
One of my coworkers died last night after a few days on a respirator in a covid ward. Age 47
It feels more real now.

>>18269605
Sorry mate.

>>18269605
It's all fun and games until someone you know dies.
Ribs.

>>18269221
lol, trash genetics, fucking your complete family please

>>18269638
>>18269704
Thanks guys.