/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for oil mooning

penis, haha

FED pump waiting room..

So SPY is stuck between 253 and 251 for today. Crabs win once again.

How do i invest in Nancy Pelosi snake oil

GAMERS, RISE UP

Priced in

pröööhhh!! :DDD

>>18266461
her breastmilk smells like farts.

>tfw went all in on biotech stocks

Just fuck my shit up

>>18266435
Stop right there criminal scum!
>>18266449
oof
>>18266434
ESPO is one of the few things that I have bought and held thus far.

>New wave of lockdowns in asia

A B S O L U T E L Y
B
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I
S
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Feels like the guys in The Big Short watching the housing market and economy crash but their swaps/shorts weren't going up wondering how the fuck that is possible.

GIVE ME ROCKETS TO SHORT/LONG

>it's another crab nothing day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT STAND THIS SHIT, ITS LIKE ASKING YOUR GF WHERE SHE WANTS TO EAT. MAKE UP YOUR MIND EITHER DUMP OR RALLY

>>18266434
I told you gaylords to invest in Blizzard, everyone in the world will be playing WoW 12 hours a day for the next 18 months.

Stocks shrug off XXXXXX

Every day. Every day, there's bad news. But stocks "shrug it off" and go up anyway. Record unemployment? Shrug it off! Over a million cases? Shrug it off! And so on. Every. Day.

>>18266489
Shit movie but accurate. These pumps are just the big boys bailing their positions out and getting on the right side of things.

E sold?
Pamp it

>>18266470
Based.

Buying shit ton of SQQQ near close, next everything dumping alot more

>>18266454
SCO and tankers are going up, not a good sign for that

>>18266513
OPEC oil deal will make the market moon no matter what.

>>18266434
Do I buy more RDS.B or wait?

going bad to bed, see you guys when futures open tonight.

>>18266513
why? no more red mondays/weeks ever again
it's only green forever

>>18266523
BUY BUY BUY

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE

>>18266502
They won't shrug it off come to the end of the day, only complete retards will be holding during the weekend in this enviroment.
Massive sell off and the end to the day.

>>18266520
Do we even have a date for the meeting?

>>18266536
monday

>>18266523
Yeah buy under $40. But oil will probably go lower even with a deal. Too much supply and not enough demand. So pace your buying.

>>18266454
The deal was a lie, Trump lied .

>>18266497
>implying i have a gf

CRABCELS REJOICE

>>18266536
April 6th, Monday.

>>18266520
Even if the deal is "fuck you we're not stopping the pump unless you also stop the pump"?

>>18266484
Bullish
But really this might be the trigger for the second drop.

There is no volume today

>>18266499
Theyll stop when their power is cut off.

>>18266551
TRUMP LIED, PEOPLE CRIED

Fuck is CCL all over the place today very volatile

>>18266551
meeting is confirmed happening on monday, Trump told the truth as usual. if its one great thing about Trump, he doesnt lie. he is a straight shooter and gives non-politician direct answers and even accidentally tells the truth when hes not supposed to

>He actually thinks Trump isn't going to shrug and slap a tariff on oil imports if the majors don't stop dumping

I have 50 bucks, what should I buy /biz/nezmen?

10yr bonds are still unusually flat, but higher, this week. I still think a big move is waiting, but this makes sense with the S&P trading nearly flat for the week.

>almost green
keep pumping jerome

hehe msnbc lady said priced in

>>18266484
Nooooooooooooooooo

We might get a small pump up, but it really feels like we are going off a cliff soon... Im scared lol

>>18266489
no bobo, you just don't understand economics.

>>18266542
>>18266557
Thanks

NIGGAS CRABBY UH
BLICKY GOT THE PINCHY UH

That bitch on CNBC said "priced in"
She browses /biz/

btw my job just said we'll WFH until June 10th minimum.

>>18266499
animal crossing desu sempai
also their consoles have been sold out

>>18266520
Anyone who thinks russia and SA are going to stop while shale still stands is an actual mental retard but it doesn't matter because trump will tweet fictional events and the fed will soon start buying oil

>>18266598
PRICED. IN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18266454
Not going to be resolved until Monday

>tfw the beginning of every month of 2020 has been tumultuous as fuck

What shit is about to pop off for April, /biz/?

>>18266598
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

Fuck man

>Just go shopping
>Want to make pizza dough
>All good flourr sold out
>All yeast sold out
>Only stuff left is the cheap flour you can buy for almost nothing
>Cant make pizza
Why do people hoard that way? Are they retarded? If the moment comes that they cant get flour they will not get electricity for their ovens either. What are they going to do? Eat flour raw?

>>18266608
Thank you, lord nintendies, for not making a shit fucking release like sword and shield

It will drop next wednesday after the 3 prong upawrds.

your welcome

>>18266622
Bullish

I just want something to happen. This stupid line needs to start soaring or cratering. Snib snab is fucking boring

Was it just me or did the CEO of Bank of America sound panicked when he was on Cramer, specifically when he asked if debt forgivness is going to fuck the bank

Can it go to zero, anons?

Hey Japan!? Nippon?? NANI?
Please come back

$12,000 in SPY 240P expiring today. FML. This clown economy is a joke. SPY will be $100 in May. Fuck the fed.

>>18266511
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>18266575
If nobody sells, does that make it worthless or infinitely valuable?

>>18266648
it's going to moon to 300

>>18266455
nice try, the answer was feet haha

>>18266598
We're in this for the long haul, aren't we?

>Oil down ~70% in 4 months
>People start hunting for shorts at the new bottom after such a massive freefall
>Price pump for whatever reason like always (this time because of Trump's tweet)
>Butthurt ensues

>>18266630
you now realize that Sony and Microsoft are going to release $500+ shitboxes while you can pick up a switch + a game of their choice for less than $400

>>18266625
you can do more with flour than bake bread you know?

>>18266598
b-b-but xi ping pong told me he beat the italian-us-french-japanese coronavirus

Time to crab between 250 and 252

>>18266669
TONS OF LIBRARIAN PASTE

>>18266669
You can use it to cook meth

any chances of wringing student loan forgiveness out of this mess? No? Of course not. Why even ask.

>>18266664
this
imagine thinking OPEC and Russia are going to continued sustained losses instead of limiting the blow
oil bottomed out already

back to 250 snib snab :DDDD

>>18266584
Good time to buy. Boomers fucking love cruises bro, they were still going on them when we had EIGHT FUCKING PLAGUESHIPS at sea already. They are seeing huge demand for 2021 bookings too. Just might need to hold long.

>>18266667
i've been enjoying animal crossing - for a next installment, i have to give it very high praises. Many QOL improvements. I have no idea how many more times i can play dark souls, cod, and its reskins. might be zero.

>>18266646
1990 like 2/3 of the global property value was concentrated in downton Tokyo.
Japan has, to this day, never recovered from this bubble. Their economy and demographics are in shambles because of what you see there.
>>18266669
Sure. But the clerk told me people buy it for SHTF.
And without heat flour just stays shitty tasteless powder.

>>18266606
>btw my job just said we'll WFH until June 10th minimum.

sup fellow VA bro

>>18266667
You can't even buy a switch now. They are like 500+

>perma crab
Alright I'm going back to bed, fucking worthless crab niggers can shitpost without me. Enjoy the .5% gains

>>18266680
Postponed interest didnt they?

>>18266681
>>18266664
I wonder if you ever feel guilty about lying when you know they're going to keep it down, seeing as they've literally already said they're planning for $20 oil

>>18266680
Anon, your 15 minute break is over, get back to the drivethru window.

>>18266692
replayability doesn't matter for stocks though, if anything it hurts them
you'll spend just as much money on 1000h of animal crossing as you would 50h of dark souls

>>18266625
Do you not have a grill, firewood, or charcoal?
NGMI

>>18266699
just build a pc bro

Please help.
Why won't this option exercise?

>Herr Bognadoff, ze crab haz been aktivated

>Eggzelent, prepair to ineetiate phaze six

w-what was that..

>>18266694
you can boil dough to make dumplings or pasta, no electricity needed for that

>>18266680
>he doesnt understand the difference between giving successful companies business loans and cancelling unsuccessful co-ed's personal loans

>>18266681
>imagine thinking OPEC and Russia are going to continued sustained losses instead of limiting the blow

Try doing the math on this.
Take the global production, take global storage, take market demand falling. You’ll find that even if they do shut down production like Trumpenstein tweeted, it won’t matter. We’re too close to saturation and there won’t/can’t be a complete shutdown.
When storage is full oil price drops like a rock.

>>18266687
I did buy a few days ago when it lost over 30% I bought as a volatility play thinking it would bounce back but damn is it just sliding

>>18266664
Shorting last week would be crazy, but the pop yesterday was artificial and a solid near-term short opportunity. The same can be said about today, you're essentially betting on the outcome of the OPEC meeting.

>>18266694
Should Japan commit seppuku and refresh?

>>18266694
make a fire and an oven you stupid ape. BUt I agree, people don't know how to bake. why the hell are they panic buying flour now. i've never heard of people making anything other than faggy cakes. these stupid faggots don't even make tortillas, they fucking buy them. Why the hell did they buy a bunch of fucking flour?

>>18266719
i believe exercising occurs tomorrow.

Its over.
Pack it up boys.

>>18266687
I hope you are right, but the cruise lines are borrowing a shitload of money right now, and nobody is gonna bail them out cause they are all domiciled offshore. I am long on NCLH, but I keep on buying more at each drop and hope that they will not go bankrupt. I would rather buy Six Flags and DIS to tell you the truth.

Ahahhahahaha
I knew it. The morning pump into the drop.

>>18266692
Play the turnip stalk market

thanks again for the tip ONTX fren

>>18266738
they should let coronavirus ravage their aging population so only young, virile nippon qt pis and BVLLS are left

WTF I SOLD MY SPXS FOR A LOSS AT 16.61 AND NOW, FUCKING NOW SPY DECIDES TO BE RATIONAL AND CRASH

>>18266687
The boomer does not think "avoid cruise because virus" they think "cheap cruise because virus"

>>18266759
the sell signal is when you sell, haven't you learned that already

I did it again. I bought the top. How do I stop.

>>18266743
I thought you could exercise at any time.

>>18266755

>>18266454
To whoever bought my put for 4.50 strike.
Gimmie that premmie, see you next week, be sure to have more premmies.

>>18266639
Link

>>18266681
if this whole thing were about avoiding losses they would've come to an agreement months ago
this is about Russia trying to bleed the US out, and Saudi Arabia refusing to lose market share to Russia in order to help out the US, because they're fucking Saudi Arabia and this is what you get for propping up that regime

I'm lovin' it

>>18266759
BOGGED

>>18266759
WEAK HANDS

>>18266723
Mein Bog, please have mercy

>>18266713
True, but Sony and Microsoft can fuck off with their shitty micro-transactions. People will wise up to it eventually, maybe the addicts will go broke.

>>18266667
>nintendo

>>18266749
CCL will be fine and I'll make money if I hold it long enough I just wasnt planning on holding long term I just wanted to make a quick buck on price fluctuations I figured it went down too far

oof

>>18266765
How could one man have so much power?

>>18266687
>Good time to buy. Boomers fucking love cruises
Boomers are literally dying off.
Their life savings are gone thanks to Bogged markets = no money for cruises.
Young people do not cruise.
Last crash it took years for the cruise lines to recover.
We don’t know how long this disease will continue to flare up.

Cruise lines are cheap for a reason.

>>18266766
What did you buy?

>>18266763
Honey I promised you we would travel this year. We can't now, but lets do it next year before we die. Also it's cheaper. Seems pretty logical.

>>18266714
I can start a fire and cook with it. Most people here can no. I doubt even 5% ever went camping here.
>>18266728
Sure. But heat
>>18266738
Sure
>>18266741
>make a fire and an oven you stupid ape
Sure. But now explain that to some 20 year old college girl who has never in her life seen a camp fire. Or some 60 year old boomer.>>18266741
>Why the hell did they buy a bunch of fucking flour?
My main grief is that they bought all the special flour. For pizza, dumplings, etc.
But they ignored the cheapest standard flour.

>>18266767
yeah if it's an american-style contract
not sure why it isn't letting you

>>18266723
I hate those two weird fuckers so bad. I just wanna make it

Stupid ass crabs, just go the fuck down like you're supposed to, let me get my calls in

>>18266749
I find it funny that you're so worried about debt, but the cruise line you speculate on is the absolute worst for debt. Actually, you're fucking retarded

>>18266642
.. Jeeez anon. Yes it can, imagine all these tenants not having jobs and not paying rent, and all these landlords over leveraged not able to pay their mortgages...

is USO safe to hold through weekend? russia just announced its ready to cut oil produciton to bring price of oil up

>>18266800
>cheapest standard flour
in my area, all the flour was fucking gone.
JUST

>>18266775
OH NONONONONO

>>18266793
my mom wants to take my brother and I on one around europe in jan 2021 for graduations, is it fun? will I be bored as fuck?

>>18266731
So, Saudis say they'll drop it to 20 a barrel, YET Saudis called emergency meeting...

Russia doesn't want sustained losses. YET, they want shale oil to fail also, and can handle the war since their production isn't just oil

What the fuck to make of this...

>>18266775
bullish very bullish

>>18266816
At least I still have pasta and rice.

>>18266667
>nintendogaf knowing anything about video games let alone investing

>>18266806
>I just wanna make it
The only way to make it is to stop desiring it.

GIVE SOMETHING TO BUY A BEAR OR LONG POSITION IDC AND HOLD TO MONDAY

>>18266775
extremely bullish.

>>18266766
Try only buying shit when it's red?

>>18266818
>Europe in January
You'll have, like, 6 hours of daylight per day, lol.

>>18266818
There is nothing on earth more boring than a cruise, except you're also in close proximity with nothing but chinks, boomers and whatever children those sets of people bring along.

>>18266775
That sure flattened the curve.

>>18266793
>Young people do not cruise
Not true. Some ships and lines are known for being party ships. Others have a consistent "young" 30-40 following. It depends on the ship and destination, but young people are cruising at an increasing rate.

is Q2 earnings priced in?

>>18266820
>>18266815
What the fuck is Russia giving in then?

>>18266713
>you'll spend just as much money on 1000h of animal crossing as you would 50h of dark souls
Correct. High replayability used to mean guaranteed return customers. But ever since the "general audience" has been reached, that no longer matters. Glad I found stocks, it fills the void.

>>18266793

>>18266827
cum:us

>>18266769
I love bullying bearfags into giving me their lunch money. See you on the 17th for another round kiddos!

>>18266818
you mean an ocean liner going around Europe? What in the fuck is the point of that? European port cities are the generally the most repulsive working class scumfuck shitholes of every country.
Also January is fucking cold in Europe

>>18266766
Stocks and equities are counterintuitive dont just jump in when a stock is going up because of FOMO buy it when it's down

I JUST REBOUGHT 29 SHARES OF SPXS AND FUCKING SPY REBOUNDS HOLY SHIT I GIVE UP FUCK THSI SHIT THE MARKET SHOULD CRASH ASAP IM CASTING THE SPELL NOW IF I HAD JUST HELD ID BE FINE IM ALREADY DOWN $50 FROM BUYING AND SELLING AND REBUYING FUCK I HATE TRADING IM DONE AFTER TODAY

>Live Nation dumping for the 3rd straight day

Hope somebody caught this train with me

How much do I need to have in the Stock Market so that I can live a comfy NEET life purely off dividends?

>S&P retesting 2500
feels good.

>>18266849
Aren't cruise bookings solely on the "rise" because ppl have to redate their current one this year and normal demand comes together the a rebooking?

>>18266818
Cruises are the worst way to travel. You spend most of your time on that fucking ship and you’re just a slave to where it goes. When you finally hit a port you’ve got a clock on how fast you can scoot around the target city probably in some tourist gaggle with a leader herding you like animals.

I’d rather just book hostels or cheapie hotels, then take planes or trains between 3-4 big cities. Plan your own days and routes. Don’t get led around by the nose. The fun is exploring a place.

>>18266818
>Cruising Europe
Why?
Just travel like normal people. Way cheaper as well

>>18266869
Stop being a dipshit and actually use some TA to find your buy in points.

>>18266870
Mark Cuban must be shitting bricks

>>18266818
They're absolutely fun. Generally, you'll go for a nice dinner each evening followed by a show. Then you'll head to a bar, club, or one of several music venues, depending on what you want to do that evening. From 10PM till 2AM or so, the night club is the place to be. Cruises are nice if you like resort-style vacations.

>>18266884
>UK deaths rise 23%
UK has more Coronavirus deaths than China
>UK deaths rise 23%
UK has more Coronavirus deaths than China
>UK deaths rise 23%
UK has more Coronavirus deaths than China
>UK deaths rise 23%
UK has more Coronavirus deaths than China
>UK deaths rise 23%
UK has more Coronavirus deaths than China
>UK deaths rise 23%
UK has more Coronavirus deaths than China
>UK deaths rise 23%
UK has more Coronavirus deaths than China
>UK deaths rise 23%
UK has more Coronavirus deaths than China
>UK deaths rise 23%
UK has more Coronavirus deaths than China
>UK deaths rise 23%
UK has more Coronavirus deaths than China

>>18266869
We are at the ATL of today. wtf are you talking about.

>>18266870
hope they never recover

I wish gaming would crash again, but it'll probably never happen.

Remember: We are slightly PLUS (around +0.5%) from the level where:

1. Unemployment claims topped all estimates
2. Unemplyment Rate Soars Most In 45 Years. Even though this is only a partial month.
3. Crude Oil reserves were announced to be fucking full to the top

The market was distracted from all of this due to oil price rocketing. However, even the oil is partly based on wishful thinking. There is no deal and Russia has denied talks. Oil price soared purely based on speculations. Trump's 10-15 M barrels is absurd, there is no way Russia + Saudis would cut that together. If cut happens, it's much smaller.

When oil starts to fall and people remember those record breaking unemployment numbers... hell breaks loose.

>>18266890
Prices in.

>>18266845
GDP of 0, unemployment of 0, all companies bankrupt is priced in

>>18266878
You are correct. Carnival “raised money” by offering coupon discounts. They did this because their loans are rated at junk status so they couldn’t refinance.

>>18266890
aren't most of them pakis in london?

NOOOOOOO MY OILLL

TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ROCKET STRAIGHT TO THE MOON WHY IS IT DUMPING I'M GOING TO BE FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Holy fuck CCL is falling off a cliff today

>>18266871
probably enough that you could just retire without needing the dividends

>>18266880
this is good advice, I did this in 2017 in england and scotland and had some fun on my own
>>18266889
i fucking hate resort-style vacations so i'll try to talk her out of it

>>18266890
>Chinese numbers
>Real
Ebin

>>18266897
unemployment of 100% ofc

>>18266869
>weak handed man complains about fisting himself twice in a day

>>18266871
400/500k would be enough for a normal life imo

Wait. There's going to be another stimulus package today?

>>18266903

kek

>>18266884
what is TA? im thinking i wont buy shit on open anymore and let the market fuck around for the first hour before figuring whats going on

>>18266871
roughly speaking, you could reasonably get a 3-4% overall divvie yield on a portfolio without that much risk. so
however much you need in a year / .03

>>18266903
cause trump lied, shorters btfo, now longers will btfo , brent at 15 end of month

>>18266895
Exactly this, we would be downtrending really fucking hard right now but oil surge is keeping it up and all the bull dreams with it.

>>18266903
>Dumping

>>18266897
from my own work, it is confirming that the service industry will be rekt. construction might see a boom is stimulus part 2 goes through. I would stick to finance companies related to construction instead of manufacturing for construction.

>>18266903
tell me about it USO is killing me

>>18266918
Sold SQQQ at 20.94 (was about to change it to 21.10 because the market was stalling and I wanted to catch the pop but I was 5 seconds too late!)

Rebuying at 20.52

I hate this fucking crab market.

>>18266859
Pay me to buy dips, thanks bear bros. keep those premmies commin.

Jesus everything is eating shit right now. Should have sold my oil stocks at open

>>18266903
WHAT DO YOU MEAN STORAGE IS FULL HOW CAN STORAGE BE FULL EVERYBODY DRIVES CARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18266887

Nigga failed to disclose that he has a standing agreement with them for a stadium in Dallas. He was just pumping.

>>18266871
At least 1 million USD, and most likely more.

Did Bill buy the dip?

>>18266870
>Ticketing company for live events with huge crowds
What the fuck bro

>>18266534
I member!

>>18266869
>$50

Jesus kid, I'm losing hundreds a day the longs I'm averaging down.

>>18266910
This. By the time you can live off divvies, you already did something where you don't need them. Divvies are for old money.

>>18266869
Are you a beginner?

>>18266775
Jesus Christ

>>18266903
should've been watching the ticker
i sold uco at 2.75 and picked up sco at 22.07 once the downturn was evident
the ride never ends

JEROME WHERE ARE YOU

>>18266824
Ever since this Coronashit went down I've been reading Meditations of Marcus Aurelius to cope and one thing I have realized is focusing on where I want the market to end up is worthless cuz I can't control that. I can only control my response to whatever the market does in the moment. Place my buys and sells the best way I can and let the market take care of itself. Not sure if I'll be profitable eventually but I feel better. Went from sleeping 4 hours a night to 8
Thanks fer reading my blog

kek

>>18266820
>What the fuck to make of this...
The true doom scenaris that it’s out of their hands.
They’re pumping because they need every dime as they’re trying to shore up some cash before the demand is really gone.

Russia wants shale dead and says they won’t agree to shit unless the US stops production too. The president would need to invoke war time powers to order the free market to not pump. Let’s just call it real fucking unlikely.

Even if they do try to dry up the spigot they can’t shut it off. And we’re already close to maxed out. There might not be a winning move here.

>>18266870
went to buy a few put options on it a few weeks ago but with my current option positions going to shit i thought against it. kinda regret it now, its balance sheet is a big meme and it wont be able to survive given that most shows have been cancelled

>>18266812
>the marginal difference in debt to equity is surely gonna be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
>the other cruise lines that will kill their dividends and are more exposed to the corona scandal will surely ride this out better

Your analysis is that of a child. Now suck my cock.

Residential REITs are the most interesting sector playing out right now, in my humble opinion.

The first group of over-leveraged fuckups has had their margins called. We'll see in the coming week if their creditors will force them into bankruptcy, or if the fed in it's fear of repeating the 2008 death spiral starts floating even more liquidity for anything that touches a government backed MBS.

>>18266801
I got it
Thank you.

Apparently you have to select made final when you do it. If you don't you can modify it, but it won't let you unless you change the quantity to zero and back to what you want, then do final.

>>18266890
Now imagine what China's real numbers are

IM GOING TO BE ABLE TO SELL MY SMALLCAP SHORTS IN PROFIT THANK JESUS BLESS THE BEAR MARKETS

>>18266890
No country has more coronavirus deaths than China, they are objectively lying, stop spreading their propaganda

Within the next 2 months, the market will go into a great depression.

>>18266985
My oil stocks are dumping, but the SCO I bought as a hedge is barely moving this is bullshit

>>18266869
LOL

How the fuck is unemployment up huge and EI claims up massive and VIX is falling.

please god let it go down more i swear i'll stop drink (this month)

>Vanguard Dividend Appreciation ETF (VIG)
>current dividend yield 2%
>5 year dividend CAGR 6%

>Vanguard High Dividend Yield ETF (VYM)
>current dividend yield 4%
>5 year dividend CAGR 8%

Why would you ever buy VIG when yield as well as growth are lower?

BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT
BREATHE IN
BREATHE OUT
BREATH INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>Larry Kudlow
...Kek

>>18267024
SCO is up 10% from the moment the dump started what are you talking about

>>18266923
Okay, I'm already 34k in the market. Just 366k more and I'll finally make it.
EZPZ

Which stocks are you shorting? Why am I so scared of shorting now

>>18267009
Bearish?

>>18266999
Why did you need a book to realize that

>>18267009
Tickers to watch?

>>18266962
Lol I haven't driven my car anywhere but the grocery once in the last 2 weeks.

>>18267033
BREATH IN THE ATMOSPHERE ANON
NO ONE IS GETTING OUT OF THIS RIDE

>>18267027
The crab is in control now

>>18267041
Great it's still down 15% for the day

>>18267033
DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP DROP

Volume is higher than these last couple of days.

>>18267031
Dividends can be cut. Higher dividend yields imply higher risk, otherwise people would purchase cheap yields until it returns to base interest rates. Chances are VYM yields aren't anywhere near 4% because of dividend suspensions and cuts this month.

>>18267059
Lol I'm laughing....laughing but inside I'm enraged

>>18267027
Because everything is priced in, including the upcoming thermonuclear war

Bros, I put $1.5k into aviation and I'm starting to feel not so good about it

>>18267010
cool, good to know.

>>18267000
all thanks to the frogs and their inability to act

>>18267031
I don't get it either. I bought 5 VIG because it got shilled on here, but it's performed shittier than my VYMs in every way imaginable.

>Cant make money on options due to constant crabbing and crazy IV
>Cant' time the bottom because of Jeromes magic money machine
>No guarantee we're not gonna have another crash soon anyway

This is hell

>>18266775
oh fuck

>>18266982
so am i thats why $50 is a lot for me right now im getting near the end of my cash pile

>>18266989
no im just an idiot who is almost out of wage money on this shit, i should have just left all my retirement money alone in the schwab funds where it was im so sad

self directed investing was a mistake

>>18267009
Not even the fed could pull off that level of housing weekend at bernies bullshit. They'll cushion the fall and nothing more.

apparently, last time oil prices shit themselves post 2008, and then started to rally again, the best stock to own were the companies that rent the oil rigs and shit out. reckon that will be true this time around or are we all fucked?

>>18267078
Why the fuck did you put it into aviaton when air travel is 65% down and continuing to decrease indefinitely?

>>18266775
bullish

>>18267081
This was back in January

If you bought fucking AMC a few weeks ago, you could have nearly doubled you money.
CLOWN. MARKET!!

>>18267078
cut your losses if you have them.

>>18266434
>notice tradingview fixed itself right after the breakout?
how convenient

>>18267078
WHY?

>>18267094
Buy cheap calls as a protection vs big boy drop and hope for a retard super pump?

>>18267078
Ride it out, tard. The government already said they will not let the airlines fail as it is a matter of national security.

Wasn't expecting this little surprise. Nowhere near .37, but I'll take it. I've said before, once it pumps to a reasonable profit, it's the last time I'm fucking with memes.

>>18267047
Depends on your perspective. All REITs are getting hammered this week, but are the potential bailouts priced in?
If it doesn't touch Fannie, Freddie or Sally Mac they might let it fail.

>>18267094
Yeah. Best thing to do right now is watch and learn. I do not get money right now but tons of experience. For almost all of us its the first real bear market.

>>18267122
What?

>>18267133
Airline bailouts aren't happening anymore, and United Airlines said that the bailout will not be enough anyhow

>>18267107
ok, that explains the ontario outbreak
what does this have to do with quebec?

>>18267114
What was weeklow and weekhigh

>>18267134
Just take it, Anon. And then never look at it again.

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I am seriously THIS far from just selling options clearly this is the way to make money in this market

>>18266841
kek

>>18267159

>fucks that up too and is -$100k in the hole

>>18266999
That’s good little grasshopper. No lost sleep = better decisions.

>>18267028

>>18267159
Yeah, it will be great until Jerome changes the settings on the money printer and we start limiting up and down every day again.

Be a bulltard
>stocks are high and thats a good thing
>Stocks are low and thats cheapies

Be a Bobonigger
>Stocks are high and thats cheapies
>Stocks are low and thats a good thing

>>18267140
>outages until 10:15

this picture cracks me up everytime

>>18267159
these markets are unpredictable, I would just buy some stocks and put them away.
The markets should be crashing hard right now, but the fed wont let it happen

>>18267134
tkae that shit, i remember buying it end of summer when it was being heavily memed here, i got in at .52 it spiked to .73 in a day then crashed to the .30s

>>18267159
as long as vix remains high. you dont want to be on the wrong side of selling options though

I've been watching Peter Lynch interviews. Very based. Not afraid to call retail investors retarded and self-defeating but also gives out good advice from experience instead of "just buy an index fund because you can't beat the market"
Why do people worship Warren Buffet over him?

Options traders question/confirmation: I had a call on XOP for $17 with expiry on 2021/01/15. XOP reverse split 4:1... does that mean I now have a call option for 25 shares at $68?

>>18267192
Yes
Options get adjusted

>>18267178
can we add
Poorfaggot
>stocks are high and thats a bad thing
>stocks are low and thats cheapies

*runs some stops*

Oil mooning again. Did Drumpf tweet something?

>>18267182
I really love this board sometimes

>>18267190
Because Warren is richer and follows a "safer" investing strategy. Lynch is indeed the most based investor.

>>18267114
Some guy joked about huge calls on AMC. I wonder if he actually made any.

>>18267192
why are you asking us?
we don't actually own stocks

>>18266813
>someone will have to pay

>>18267048
Stoicism is my go-to philosophy when I'm stressed. Why does anybody need anything? Who knows. When I make it I'll go back to reading Nietzsche

>>18266775
What pattern is this called?

>>18267200
Thanks anon. Thinking MBS and Putin come to an agreement before long. Putin is a fool if he actually believes he'll bleed oil long enough for the U.S. to shelf it's shale production

>>18267216
Oil won’t do a true dump until the OPEC meeting on Monday , expect it to bounce around a lot until then

When do Trump's oil exec talks finish? I gotta pull out before Trump pumps oil again.

>>18267178
Be a crabfag
>Stocks are snib and that's a good thing
>Stocks are snab and that's a good thing
>Crab wins every time

I'm not going to touch oil futures until this massive global dent in demand is fully realized by the market, all of these bs negotiations aside.

>>18267216
Oil will dump again next week. Demand is non existent

>>18267033
BREATHE IN
TAKE A DUMP
BREATHE OUT
MAKE A PUMP

MY TZA IS IN PROFIT BOYS WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON, BAGS INTO RICHES NIGGERS

>>18267224
Yes, you will have to pay

>>18266818
F

>>18267261
whats the essential crab strategy? iron butterflies?

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>>18267283
>>18267283
>>18267283

>>18267224
is boogie dead yet?

>>18267261
How to crabs make money

>>18267224
Is this fatfuck still relevant?

>>18267094
Sell puts with strikes where you would have bought anyway. Like another anon in the thread said, get paid to buy the dip

bred
>>18267284
bred
>>18267284
bred
>>18267284
bred
>>18267284

>>18267261
thinking about buying a crab for my fish tank. theta gang / crab is pretty great

>>18267261
teache me your crabways

>>18267265
>He thinks demand, supply, or any kind of logic dictates any prices right now, even commodities.

is EQIX the ultimate stock?
Someone tell me how it is possible for it to fail?
It scales with the internet and the internet will continue to scale with technology

>>18266775
imagine thinking is is bullish

>>18267305
it will if this goes on for months

>>18267305
>he thinks the fed can actually pump infinite money into everything

Retard alert

>>18267287
>>18267296
you nigger'd it lmao

>>18267078
Time to get diamond hands. I am right there with you but with a couple hundred $.

>>18267286
The absolutely out of nowhere blasts to one side and extreme volatility destroy any kind of option strategy I know of.

>>18267318
The fed doesn't need to do anything. A single tweet and some lying pundits can moon or destroy anything right now.

>>18266775
How do I long this with leverage then short the fuck out of it?

>>18267347
>he thinks that tweet actually did anything

Maybe for 1 day, dump will continue indeffinitely. They are literally running out of storage to store oil right now. It will go negative so they will pay people to get it off their hands

>>18267292
dividends, crabs are the old school way of thinking and don't give a shit about the stocks actual price

>>18267228
Its good shit, dont get me wrong. Good that you're reading it.

>>18267325
straddles or strangles, cant remember which one

I'm done with options, for a good couple of weeks, just buying up stock cheapies like AMD and MSFT, feels good

options at this point are just a total gamble

>>18267388
If we crab too long, those lose too.

>>18267398
>options [...] are just a total gamble
No shit? That's literally the point.

>>18267398
>amd
>cheap
lol

>>18267292
Iron condor.

I keep telling you'll cowards about EGOV

>>18267124
Because they're just so cheap and the major airlines will surely be bailed out, I think. I was expecting things to somewhat improve in the summer but I just don't know anymore.

>>18267497
when buy

>>18267560
They have earnings on april 29th. So anytime before then, I would start DCAING or buying a couple of contracts now and see if you can set a lower limit order to grab some more.

They have been partnering with governments for essential government services to paperless (payment-processing, e-filing etc.).
With corona-chan these contracts are clamoring, trump isn't going to help them, they need to do it on their own, so they are looking for companies like EGOV.
During the crisis, similar payment-processing paperless solutions like paypal have seen their bookings rise as much as 90% Month over Month

>>18267178
EliteTradeMaster-fag
>stocks are high and thats cheapies
>stocks are low and thats cheapies

Literally fool proof

>>18266648
yup

>>18266588
An amd stock

>>18266837
>>18266863
>>18266882
Uneducated Americans detected. I bet you can’t even point a single country on the map other than russia and maybe Sweden, yet you talk like you know shit. Dont worry Anon, it will be just fine >>18266818