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Day 81 of not cooming until bitcoin halves

>> No.18260737

>>18260692
Bjork is unironically a man

>> No.18260776

>>18260692
I've been waiting here for you all night! I've noticed your posts and I'm impressed by your dedication to this cause. I'm going to join you. Have you been doing anything to supplement your nofap? I saw people posting last night about deep breathing techniques, although I'm not sure where to start.

>> No.18260851

>>18260692
Based Bjork poster. You're doing god's work. Gonna buy 0.1 bitcoins just to celebrate your effort

>> No.18260894

>>18260776
Awesome dude! Lingam breathing, and diaphragm breathing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTwTYNah6nI
Grace Diaz has great videos on the benefits of retention too.

>> No.18260914

>>18260692
she looks like she just swung a katana at me

>> No.18260942

>>18260776
Will add, to "supplement" I've been working out daily. It burns off that extra pent up energy and really helps you abstain. Didn't have the energy to get into a routine before so it's a positive feedback loop

>> No.18260997

>>18260776
Here's actually a better one for the breathing, last one was more about how to strengthen your dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPf70kVLrX8

>> No.18261006

>>18260692
r8 bjorks discography

>> No.18261027

>>18261006
1. Homogenic
2. Post
3. Vespertine
4. Debut
5. Biophilia
6. Volta
7. the rest

>> No.18261043

>>18260692
Imagine living your entire life around 4chan memes including notable daily goals
Like what the fuck

>> No.18261085

>>18261043
You’re here forever, might as well enjoy it

>> No.18261101

>>18260692
Bitcoin halving happened already but it was in price haha gottem

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>>18261027
wow this is pretty much how id rate it, you truly are the based bjork poster. did you like selmasongs?

>> No.18261152

>>18261126
Lol thanks. I’ve Seen It All is great, and New World is actually my favorite song of hers. The rest is good in context of the movie

>> No.18261224

Coooooooommmm!

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18261237

>Day 1 nofap
>Day 0 not hitting the bottle

Go on without me bros

>> No.18261386

>>18260692
When is the halving

>> No.18261805

What is this bjork no coom meme

>> No.18261819

>>18261126
PJ Harvey, Bjork and who?

>> No.18261825

>>18261386
Already happened

>> No.18261836

>>18261819
Tori Amos

>> No.18261850

>>18261836
What's a well known Tori Amos song I could listen to that'll I probably recognise?

>> No.18261891

>>18261850

https://youtu.be/9ipCKIxdHTs

https://youtu.be/HSYr0etDzRM

>> No.18261903

What will the consequences of the halving be?

>> No.18261911
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18261911

>>18260692
Study Sex Magic, anon.

When you coom, you are giving away your sexual energy into the world. You can use it to manifest things into reality. Since you have not coomed in however long, you have a lot of energy built up.

Coom the day before bitcoin halves, and you will get rich from it. Think only about getting rich when you are beating it and ejaculating.

Works better if you have a sex partner also thinking about it.

Greetings from /x/

>> No.18261916

>>18260692
do you like sugarcubes?

>> No.18262004

>>18261891
Terrible

>> No.18262069

>>18261911
Checked, learned this stuff from /x/ years ago
>>18261916
Birthday and Hit are cool, haven't found any other songs I like, maybe you could link one

>> No.18262344

>>18260692
Good job man, meditation has helped me through this. I have to do it every day tho...

>> No.18262363

>>18261911
magic is a sin homie.

>>18261043
nofap is a respectable thing

>> No.18262597

>>18260737
shut the fuck up!!

>> No.18262708

>>18261911
>>18262069
You guys reckon I can invoke something by jerking off?

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18262742

>>18262363
>magic is a sin

>> No.18262756

>>18262708
What you trying to invoke?

>> No.18262765

>>18262756
Something apart from jizz?

>> No.18262771
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18262771

>>18262363
>magic is a sin
Not gonna make it.

Most multi-billionaires are occultists.
You are not going to be the exception.

>> No.18262778

>>18262765
You can use your semen to summon a succubus, but it works better with blood.

>> No.18262790

>>18262778
I have schizophrenia, it's unlikely I will ever try to invoke anything ever again.

>> No.18262798

>>18262790
Then don’t fucking ask

>> No.18262801

>>18262771
Nice try but when you ejaculated demons feed of your semen fumes and push you down a path of degeneracy.

>> No.18262803

>>18262798
I was mocking you

>> No.18262821
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18262821

>>18262803
>I was mocking you

>> No.18262832

>>18262821
Maybe if you imagine me crying while you jerk off it'll happen

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18262875

>>18262832
>Maybe if you imagine me crying while you jerk off it'll happen

Why are you thinking about me jerking off while imagining you crying ? That’s pretty gay bro

>> No.18262890

>>18262875
I wasn't, they were, lol

>> No.18262902

>>18260692
NEVER GIVE UP!

>> No.18262922
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18262922

>>18262890
wut

>> No.18262950

>>18262922
I have schizophrenia

>> No.18262997

>>18262890
>>18262950
Who is “they”

>> No.18263012

>>18262997
They voices dumbarse. Anyway don't worry about them too much, they are actually pretty gay. And thanks for saying you can do magic by jerking off, had a good laugh.

But what if he was trolling, they said

>> No.18263199

>>18260692
bravo brah, keep it down ;) just dont touch your peepee, thats the biggest kept secret of the elites11!!!!!!!

>> No.18263348

>>18260692
How much will it rise after the halving? Some fuckwits say 100k, but what is a realistic number?

If I decided to invest in it it means it's not longer a miraculous thing