/biz/ - Business & Finance

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WE'RE LOCKING DOWN THE COUNTRY?

>>18261193
It means boomers and roasties are getting locked the fuck out if they don't cut their travel "experience" short. Hopefully they're never allowed back in.

>>18261193
Airports are shutting down completely.

Just a flu bro, do not worry hehe

OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

>>18261193
>He still hasn't sold
Never gonna make it

has the world really gone crazy? It's getting more and more surreal every day, the socio-economic fallout from this will be absolutely catastrophic, making a world war look like a walk in the park.No way the governments around the world not see this coming, are they all retarded?

>>18261249
They're doing it on purpose

>>18261249
Hint: if it looks, smells, and quacks like a duck...

There’s something about covid we don’t know. It might be a matryoshka virus or it might affect gamete health or something.

It’s either that or there were derivatives of the pandemic bonds that fucked over a major superpower and triggered the closest thing to open economic warfare we’ll ever see

>>18261258
with what end in mind? They have already been in total control for decades, tioghtening the screws on and on and the plumber Joes of this world were never any danger to them barely making ends meet and consuming anything they are served on credit. What more do they want? A MadMax style society? Cause that's where this is heading

>>18261279
i forgot about the pandemic bonds. god damnit we're fucked

>>18261279
well if it is engineered then why contain it at all? These restrictions are obviosuly not stopping the spread anyway, merely slowing it down, sooner or later everyone will be exposed to it so why bring the world economy crashing down around our ears in a vain effort to control an uncontrollable virus?

>>18261249
One world goverment.

Create a problem and offer a solution.

>>18261292
>pandemic bonds
$425 million worth

literally nothing

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/pandemic-bond-debate-inside-look-world-bank-coronavirus-relief-investment-2020-2-1028906657?op=1

>>18261310
Never happening, unless you are planing to invade China, Russia, India, and the whole of south America and Africa

US locking itself down isn't going to help any way in this regard

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>>18261282
Here's what they're already changing. No conspiracy garbage in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYgFyB0lCt4&t=

>>18261282

they want extreme population control. in other words, they want billions dead to more easily control the remaining population.

>>18261279
It causes infertility in men. Fucks up your balls real bad. Bit more effective than just a gamete destroyer no?

>>18261332
could've done that without destroying the whole economy and letting society completely unravel, no?

The so called west would've lapped up anything they were served under whatever pretense - just look at the bank bailouts in 2008, look at money printing, look at importing millions of immigrants, look at eroding privacy and civil rights - everything was nicely swallowed by the general public without as much as a mutter under the breath. So why fuck everyhting up, everything that you already completely control no less, for something that could've been implemented without any resistance or even debate anyway?

>>18261193

>>18261282
They're prepping us for our new alien overlords, who will arrive with the cure for the corona virus after the undesirables in the human population are decimated.

>>18261340
what's the point of that? The world is dying out, apart from Africa, which would be on the same page if it weren't for the so called international medical aid that keeps them alive long enough to reproduce. Why go to anything this drastic when the world is slowly dying out anyway? People have fewer and fewer children, the fertility rates are way below replacement levels in most parts of the world. I don't buy this

>>18261193
EXTREMELY
BULLISH
BUY BUY BUY

>>18261373
Thank you, I almost forgot where I was for a minute there

Silly me thinking even for a minute you can have a serious debate on a fucking Iowa corn growing enthusiasts forum

>>18261249
They saw it coming but didn't do anything, yeah.

>>18261415
it's more about what they are doing now, how's destroying economies going to help us fight a virus that has already spread? It is fucking everywhere, how's completely stopping overseas travel going to help now?

>>18261193
Soon as this is in place stocks will soar, based clown market

>>18261325
Well, im eurofag. We were killing eachother for 2000+ years and now basically one country with the same currency and without borders.
One world goverment is coming in this century

>>18261279
>He doesn't know

>>18261193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUtHcVzs1c0

>>18261415
the CHINKS made this seem like a mild flu that only killed 3,000 citizens when it probably wiped out a million of those insects. they threw the entire world under the bus with their censorship of the severity

>>18261475
Can't get to 500 million global population without spiking the corona-chan with fertility destroyers. Meanwhile the billionaires have all been vaccinated already and will continue to breed themselves into the future

>>18261373
I don't think you're joking which is the hilarious part

>>18261471
and it's already falling apart at the seams - Britain left even before this shit broke out and just as soon as the shit hits the fan its every country for themselves.

If you want to see how a potential world government work just look at the UN security council - completely dysfunctional

>>18261376

Same, don't buy that narrative. They were doing fine boiling the frog. I think they're just taking advantage of this to give themselves even more draconian power.

>>18261353
NO not my balls!

>>18261249
yes oh great anon you are the only one who can truly see, the rest of the world is just blind to your wisdom

>>18261249
Or it's exactly the kind of reasonably rational but humanly error prone response you would expect to see to a serious pandemic. Could be that, too.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS TRUELY THE BEST TIMELINE?

>>18261193
Nothing. Dow Jones will go up by 5%.

>>18261282
It's a power and money grab.
[They] all sold at the top, made billions shorting everyone's 401ks and pensions, and now they're going to siphon more taxpayer money in the form of bailouts, and all they had to do to get away with it was scare the public with the big bad virus and throw them some crumbs in the form of $1200 checks

>>18261453
Everyone is under lockdown means the virus doesn't spread in the country. Borders closed means no new virus can enter the country. Virus dies out in country. As long as borders are closed, country can slowly ease up on lockdown.

>>18261489
Prease allow me to pray devil's advocate: Even if loads more died in China, they seem to have given roughly the right ballpark numbers on case fatality rate, demographics and such. Sure, maybe all the numbers needed multiplying with 10, or 100, or whatever, maybe their lockdowns came too late and they didn't want to show all their enemies how much they were hurting, but that's not really the point. The numbers showed anyone with a brain and certainly all governments in the world exactly what would happen if it was not contained. That the rest of the world didn't close down all travel much faster is kind of on us.

>>18261193
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>18261193
>tfw you are safely on U.S soil

COMFY.

>>18262166
>Safely in epicenter of Corona, trapped with low brain rednecks and a president with severe alzheimers.

Yeah, Would love to leave Austria for that.

>>18261193
Opened a LONG x5 - good luck bobos - this is one the most bullish news so far.

>>18262166
There's about 75 countries I'd rather be than that shithole. Ukraine outranks US
>>18261912
>pray devil's advocate
something tells me--that to you--that wasn't a typo. Kek

>>18262166
Rural American, could not be comfier. I only interface with the rest of the world with my mail, and I wear gloves. Gotta protect my sack.

>>18261489
except South Korea reported similar numbers, retard, and they aren't censored like China
it's just because the west was lax with quarantine and white idiots refuse to wear masks, stop coping.

>>18261222
Unironical Check

>>18261249
>No way the governments around the world not see this coming, are they all retarded?
The emperor wears no clothes.

holy fucking kek like i would take a flying death machine back to that plagued shithole full of niggers ready to chimp out holy fucking shit the government hates americans how do you stupid fucks cope with paying faggot taxes to these fucking cunts

>>18261705
People were waking up to the Joos too fast it was going parabolic they had to burn the frog

>>18261856
Money means nothing. The only thing that matters is power and illusion.

I'm going to Puerto Rico this weekend. I've already liquidated all my stocks in Feb. It's over for me.

>>18262346
money is power