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What would you do if $1.2 trillion USD was deposited into your account?

>> No.18238192

buy puts
coof

>> No.18238203

Go all in on Chainlink.

>> No.18238211

start a nation

>> No.18238217

Two women at once

>> No.18238381

open a short position for 1.2 trillion spread across every large bank...using 100x leverage

>> No.18238492

i don't have an account

>> No.18238519

>>18238193
All in Tezos

>> No.18238547

Pay off my relativley small amount of debt.Give my family some fuck you money. Buy a mansion on a private lake. Buy the lake. Buy some sick rides. Fuck hot bitches, throw parties and do lots of drugs.

>> No.18238588 [DELETED] 

>>18237917
How is this even possible? If this was true it would mean societal collapse...surely you must be posting in jest?

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>>18238559
Doesn't matter. It's already priced in.

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>>18238381
>open a short position for 1.2 trillion spread across every large bank...using 100x leverage
nice

>> No.18238616

All in on chain link

>> No.18238625

>>18238211
Kek, this.

>> No.18238631

Buy 100btc and poomp it to 20k then doomp it

>> No.18240375

>>18238193
Buy 1.2 trillion USDC
That or buy Greenland and start a country. We’ll have a monopoly on cool weather and awesome stuff

>> No.18240385

>>18238193
clear the LINK books on every single exchange

>> No.18240432 [DELETED] 

>>18240373
yes, i do have $10K in nervos and am about to cross $100k. how'd you know?

>> No.18240434

>>18238203
>>18238616
Unironically this. Go all in on LINK and spread my wealth by making the entire board rich.

>> No.18240470

>>18238547
never gonna make it, the post

>> No.18240490

>>18238211
out of interest, where would you start yours? I'll tell you where I'll start mine if you tell me where you'd start yours

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>>18238519

>> No.18240527

>>18238217
>woman
Anon I…

>> No.18240576

>>18238193
I could give everyone in my family 100 million each of fuck you money and not flinch. Would give my girlfriend 100 million to break it off and never talk to me again. Would go find my highschool sweetheart and knock her up. Buy numerous properties across the world and start an ass load of property managements and storage facilities in every major city of America. And still... have billions... left over...

>> No.18240613

Two chicks at the same time, man

>> No.18240618

>>18238381
>A small loan of 120 trillion dollars

>> No.18240649

>>18238193
idk, I remember some guy had unlimited funds from his bank once when he realized he could still get out millions of dollars after he reached $0 in his account. I think once he was caught he was in debt with them.

>> No.18240759

I’d start a huge venture capital fund and invest in health care and artificial intelligence and buy 350B of CHAINLINK and make it 1k EOY

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>>18240649
Part of the fun is figuring out how to handle getting caught.
"In debt" only means something if you can enforce it.

>> No.18240969

>>18238193
Buy all of the shit that I want, live like a king, give some to others and burn the rest

>> No.18241021

Facefuck roasties until my dick falls off

>> No.18241032

>>18238381
Imagine the space Nazis oweing you a debt of over 100 moonbux, you madman

>> No.18241052

>>18238193
The EOY Link market cap will be $1.2 trillion

>> No.18241077

>>18240630
There is nothing good in American lifestyle you cannot find in other places in the world. It's not 1965 anymore. What you will not find is all the absolute shit that does constitute an American lifestyle. I'm not acting like the rest of the world is a paradise with no problems, only that with American wages those problems are minimal and open up a much more comfortable living than you would find with the same amount of money in the usa. And for the kind of life I like to live, yes I would have a better quality of life in Chile or Uruguay.
Name one thing I'm missing by leaving the usa that I wouldn't find in other places in the world. I feel like the unique qualities of the country are only open to the top 1% and only exist as a bullshit aspiration for everybody else. I'll be chilling in my beach front villa in Spain or Uruguay in a beautiful walkable city filled with actual sociable people filling my day with whatever the fuck I want at 35 than be 45 driving through a suburban wasteland everyday to wage cuck in the city center and hopefully fill my few free hours on hobbies or trying to meet people in preplanned meetups in a strip mall.

>> No.18241079

>>18238193
fund a state without central bank

>> No.18241085

>>18238616
>>18240434
and burn 95% of the tokens bought

>> No.18241096

>>18241068

So, the number 42 is some kind of esoteric, numerologically-significant number? I seriously don’t get this. What the fuck does this /x/ shit have to do with anything? Not being sarcastic btw, I love /x/ shit and I’m willing to hear you out.

>> No.18241097

>>18238193
ur mom

>> No.18241113

I'd buy 4chan and free us all of ads

>> No.18241117

>>18238193
I'd pump bitcoin so that all you faggots can make it.

>> No.18241136

>>18241021
A true man of culture and taste.

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>>18238193
Become a real life Bond villain. Commit nonsensical acts of clown terrorism throughout the world. Make Jews seethe with harebrained schemes that get them so worked up they consume themselves with their own neuroses. Build an army of cyborg dogs that look like normal doggos. Sell them to China and when they go to torture the dog in the wet markets killmode activates and they tear every chink in the vicinity into mincemeat

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>>18238203
>>18238381
>>18238590
>>18238616
>>18240385
>>18240759
>>18241085
Actual subhumans

>> No.18241266

Pay hospitals not to do gender reassignment surgeries

>> No.18241284

>>18238193
Make sure noone ever went hungry again

>> No.18241293

Woke up one morning with the whole state of Ohio's tax returns in our bank account.

Mom was floored. Dad was shocked. Us kids were losing our shit. Mostly resulted in a few calls where the blame was somehow placed on us (warning that we CANNOT USE IT without legal repurcussion, blah blah blah). Somebody was butthurt about losing their job to this error and took it out on us over the phone, when in reality we had no role in it occurring.

Got to go to school late with a great story to tell. Happened many years ago and unfortunately, haven't ever been able to see those kinds of numbers since!

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>>18241284
Why do I feel like you don't mean feeding them?

>>18241293
Sounds like a crock of bullshit on their part. If the money's in your account, it's yours. Doesn't matter who fucked up.

>> No.18241458

>>18238193
suck 1.2 trillion cocks for free

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>>18238193
I’d blow it all on drugs and hookers.
Lifelong parties for me and all of my friends.
There is no need to invest it or anything, that money will last forever.

Any other answer is stupid.

>> No.18241944

>>18241113
We don't deserve you

>> No.18241956

>>18240470
If i had a trillion dollars i already made it retard

>> No.18242000

>>18238193
Go all-in on BitCoin