/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18226598
How do you guys feel about BAC rn

First and FUCK PLAGUEYS!!

>Implying i'll ever be infected

Unlike the market nothing is going to bring me down

FUCK INFECTS

Real Estate is getting BTFO

>>18226740
bullish leading signal for the next 5-6 months
VERY bullish

>>18226740
That's a great thing!

But it is premature given that real estate is a very slow trailing indicator.

Another month of lockdown in NYC. Help me figure out this play. The rat population is STARVING right now. Nobody is inside restaurants. When rats get desperate they get more brazen. No humans around, means they will dig through the walls of the empty restaurants. When the old or new owners return to the premise they are going to find their food store decimated by a massive rat hoard. I am telling you, rodent control is going to be in huge demand, on a massive back log of terminator requests. HOW THE FUCK DO I PLAY THIS!! I am researching but I can't figure out the play. I was completely right about Clorox back in February, but was late to the party on my own advice. My stupid gut hunches are right in clown market and when I actually analysis I am wrong.

It is literally THE YEAR OF THE FUCKING RAT.

>sprint merger
>sprint gone from exchanges
w..what happens to my sprint options that expire this week

>>18226795
p r i c e d i n

>>18226656
Gold stocks are going down. The price for physical gold only going up from here

Thanks retarded bears. Selling puts is literary free money

>>18226885
>yfw you get assigned

>>18226885
Forgot money shot

>>18226883
lol too late for you haha

TAKING BETS ON HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR GAMESTOP TO BECOME A BANKRUPT PENNY STOCK!!!

Only coof on green ids

are oil stocks going to a new low in april or is the higher production and the lower demand already priced in ?

>>18226918
So what exactly do you want to use to store energy. I mean oil is like the best shit we have right now.
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>>18226797
I wouldn't say all in but it is a good idea.

>>18226896
Never ever ever ever gonna happen. I'll reup these short puts every month and just harvest the bounty. I'm. I'm moving 100k more collateral over right now to sell even more puts. Theta gang for life

SOXS is lower now than it was in mid-February. It's completely useless.

I have 2k and making 400 a week to spend.

Do I go all in now and 400 on topp each week?

Or do I put in about 700 a week untill Im all in?

Stocks looking pretty cheap right now, can they really go that much lower? with all this stimulus and people returning to work it can't be THAT bad surely?

>>18226911
my guess is they start shutting down stores in mass by the end of the year. Probably will keep a small amount of stores open, as well as their online stuff for another year after that until slowly bleeding to death.

>tfw no matter how bad things get at least you aren't gahoole
take solace in this, lads

>>18226598
>tfw went all in on ATHX and DFFN

Yeah, I'm fucked.

>bear market is over!
April fool's

Put 15.05.20 S&P500 1900 is still down 50% but we will make it. America is on the verge of a societal collapse.

>>18226911
my guess is they start shutting down stores en masse by the end of the year. Probably will keep a small amount of stores open, as well as their online stuff for another year after that until slowly bleeding to death.

EGOV
Government agencies are trying to go remote very quickly.

Jerome print!

going (dow)n

>>18227026
>America is on the verge of a societal collapse.
bullish signal

>>18227141
No matter what they are...it is fucking priced in. 90% of US can be unemployed and nobody will care.

>>18227097
And when the job numbers come out tomorrow? Clearly everybody who's lost their job has already found a new job. Except that faggot who organized the walk out on Amazon. Like lmao, I love it when these uppity employees get canned.
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>>18227221
Source?

>u.s. intelligence

>>18227199
>pretty clear
yo totally clear that you are full of shit and a delusional bull.

Crabs ftw

>>18227221
>cia niggers months behind anons again
embarrassing

Anyone have any of the reports that were supposed to be released today?

>>18227291
ORLY? HOW CAN THAT BE? fucking spain and italy with a friction of population already more than this shithole country.

GIL FROM ATHX WAS JUST ON FOX NEWS, ITS HAPPENING. BUY BUY BUY

>>18227285
Bullish.

>>18227221
Is this from the same guys who missed 9/11 even after being explicitly warned and then told us Russians hacked the 2016 election?

People who're downplaying the CIA should be arrested.

>>18227354
It's ballish, bro

Hey guys, make sure to buy SNSS and to never, ever sell it! I was arrested for touching children btw.

>t. SNSS Anon##HugeFaggot22

>>18227291
It was so painfully obvious that the numbers were fake, it honestly made me a bit worried that people were duped so easily. The didn't put any effort into a coverup at all.

might short TSLA. No ones going to have the money to buy that expensive shit during this time. thoughts?

>>18227312
Nevermind, I found it.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/releases/calendar

Is TSLA going to fall under 500? What happens if it does? I remember thinking it was crazy when it hit 280 and thought it was overvalued. But they iterate fast and are basically leading the autonomous car development industry. Even with the tech killing a few people it doesn't seem to matter. Should I just jump in while it's around 500?

>>18227427
Do it

>>18227160
90% that is just wonderful, people will work very cheep, just think about opportunity of usury and you don't need to lie well, they will pretend that believe you, just to get a little bit money. 3 Kids mom waitress will suck boss dick for keeping 50% of tips given to her by customers. People need to go down completely to their knees and they will accept new usury system even if they understand that gov. and media lie , people will play along. More losers just makers winner bigger.

>>18227400
kek

>>18227441
Check kinsa usa fever trends for biggest bull argument

Down 20% in most places in past days

We flattening

>>18226928
Seems good. I've also found Rollins Inx, which owns Orkin. Hyper huge up and down history and close to a bottom band. They own a lot of shit. I have heard from HVAC and repairmen friends that people aren't calling because they don't want someone in their house right now. But I think businesses will be less hesitant and nobody waits on rodent problems.

not a bad time to get into boeing

Double-up on Ford or should I just press F?

>>18226892
>viral encephalitis driving mumus insane

>>18227409
African human, it has literally been explained to people ten thousand times till they are blue in the face all of the various reasons why China is a black hole for investment and people still throw money at them.

>all the simps in this thread
TOPKEK

>>18227427
>>18227438
TSLA is a bit expensive I know but don't forget that we're at the bottom of this crash right now. TSLA could be 1000 by next year.

>CHINA NUMBERS ARE FAKE
What does this mean for S. Korea and Japan? Are their quarantining efforts actually that good, or are their numbers fake too?

>>18227553
>Are their quarantining efforts actually that good, or are their numbers fake too?
What are you talking about? SKorea and Japan are having infections and are still rising as bears shitpost.

>>18227167
summerfags
shills
wojak posters
coom posters
the usual

Once this is over we will have a platinum bull run one that no one has ever seen.
It will be glorious

>>18227438
I feel retarded for hovering over the buy button a 300 a few weeks ago. But that was after like a straight week of falling 10-15% at a time. Even told myself I'd buy it at 300 prior and still found it too scary to catch the knife. I am a little bitch.

>>18227589
Their numbers are still strikingly low for being right next to China and having tons of population exchanges.

>>18227562
what is habbening here with ATHX? I need details

>>18227648
Why are all the infected bulls

>>18227643
>>18227658
"New bio company just on Fox News making COVID vaccine. Cheap shares and flying!"

infected nigger

money printer goes ____!

Did we get Regeneron news??

QRE WE PUMPKNG ABOVE 500 AGAIN???

Anyone know about mortgage data coming out today?

>>18227695
Because you're thinking like an emotional woman with your money. Maybe you should've been a salesman.

what are some good stocks to trade options with that have low spread and decent volatility?

puts on TSLA ? or too late

>>18227685
Being infected is unironically bullish >>18227695
Get the fuck out of options faggot. When shit goes down buy stocks that will live and stop selling at a fucking loss. Learn to hold onto a stock if you're long term bullish. If anything buy more when it goes lower. Buy high and sell low is not a valid strategy. Again, if options aren't working for you STOP using it. There's a reason there's so many warnings before you get involved.

>>18227752
I just looked at Telsa puts..way too expensive dude. Take a look

>>18227695
I'm try one more swing trade. If it doesn't profit I am waiting for a small dip on Tesla, MSFT and Rollins going all in and uninstalling think or swim until this is over. I have found I am good at exit points, but I suck at entry points.

Jerome
Are you there?

>>18227637
>being right next to China
No, that's just retarded. Both countries closed their borders to China in January, earlier than the US. Same as Taiwan. Also, SKorea and Japan both have excellent military-grade medical facilities that can accommodate their entire boomer population. They also manufacture their own detectors and doesn't rely on China. The only problem here is Korea with their Coronachan cult, some of our citizens especially the /pol/fags are retarded enough to be influenced by those Korean cultists.

>>18227695
Stop being emotional about it.
I bought a 240p 5/15 last friday
Monday afternoon I was down 400 on that
Tuesday midday I was down 600
Now I almost broke even.

Choose a point and stop reacting to every little thing.

>>18227637
Because people were getting sick all the way back in November and December when traveling for the holidays, especially New Year's, and blaming it on the flu. You know, exactly what I said when it was happening.

>>18227760
i feel the need to short smth, literally just lost 600 bucks in a few seconds on brent, not revenge trading, but i feel awful with myself

>>18227752
>optioning stocks with Pied Piper executives
Unless you have literal unironic insider information, you may as well just gamble.

>>18227804
this is a bear HAHAHAHA

>>18227160
Such a dumb take. If a significant portion is unemployed for a period of time they will sell their stocks to buy essentials. You’re acting like the average American is a saver not a spender. As of now 66% of Americans haven’t touched their 401K, many of them will need to if this keeps going (which it obviously will)

>>18227825
Learn Stop Loss nigger

>>18227804
Stop it.
You lost 600 dollars, you lost 600 dollars.
Stop trying to chase a profit to get even because you'll make even stupider decisions.

Make logical informed decisions and take whatever profits you can. 10% is still 10%. Some people get lucky gambling like that one leddit guy who bought 980 cheap options before an EOD dump and made 18k. Yes. They're the exception rather than the rule and that guy had the liquidity and research knowledge of NFLX to make a ballsy call on it.

>>18227495
Plz respond

>>18226551
PLEASE FUCK MY ASS DADDY

I may be hemorrhaging money but at least I'm not infected

Save humanity OP

>>18227861
Haha

>>18224361
i don't get it

k n e e
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give me the patent!

>>18226975
has it split since then?

>>18227857
>>18227814
cheers, i call it a day

>>18226598
i got 1400 euros to my name, it is the only money i have in my savings, where should I put it?

rolling for singles. I only want to coof

WHERE IS BILL MITCHELL

HE SAID THIS WAS NOTHING
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BUYING OPPORTUNITY

SAVE ME BILLLLL!!!!!!!

>>18227941
18500

Now suck my dick.

>>18227950
leave it in savings and live off of it for the next 60 days. This coof aint going away

>>18227975
nigger we're 150 posts in fuck off newfag

>>18227994
what about stonks? they haven't bottomed yet?

LAST MONDAY I TOLD MY IDIOT WIFE "I THINK THIS IS THE BOTTOM WE NEED TO START BUYING IN" AND SHE SAID "NO DON'T THIS ISN'T THE BOTTOM I THINK IT'S GOING TO GET A LOT WORSE"
WHY DID I FUCKING LISTEN TO HER I MISSED THE FUCKING BOTTOM. ALL MY MONTHS OF RESEARCH AND PREPARATION WASTED BECAUSE OF SOME "HUNCH" FROM A GOD DAMN KINDERGARTEN DANCE INSTRUCTOR, I'M FUCKING FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>18227975
We're still at 150 though, why did you make a new thread?

>>18227994
I'm torn.
It makes sense, but amerifats can't be cooped up that long and I don't buy the beer flu fears.
I wouldn't be shocked if any week now they say we beat it because we're awesome and thank your politician for their service

>>18228127
>Wife
It's their money, anon.

>>18227884
How can you lose money in this bull market?

>>18227417
Honestly, I feel like it was literally too painful for the CIA just letting China do doughnuts in the parking lot, embarrassing the world so shamelessly, its like when you let your little brother win and they won't stop screaming about it, then you have to give him a serious talking too.

CIA was just trying to say 'shut the fuck up liars' in the most lowkey way possible because China is the stupid bitch step nephew who needs to coddled on the international stage and always gets extra sweeties and you just need to grind your teeth watching.

Sorry that got a little weird lol

>>18228127
SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE ZOOMER YOU WILL FIND OUT ONE DAY
I'M RUINED. THEY RUIN LIFE

how come you guys never talk about uranium stocks eh

>>18228211
I sold with a 3x profit overnight.
Trying not to kick myself for having weak hands. Green is green.

>Powell spooked me
hahahahahahahahaha

Well, we're sub 500 TSLA, I don't know If I'd wait for 400 like >>18227463 suggests. 450 - 460 is enticing enough for me.

>>18228263
I was burned before being too early but now may be the time to start accumulating

>>18228314
totally fair, I've just been watching a few like CCJ and it seems at least right now they're faring well

>>18228259
No point in shorting now anon. You missed last month's opportunity to short, and you could miss this month's opportunity to profit in this bull market if you keep on shorting.

>>18227695
Honestly, im here with you fren, I took an account from 75 to 2500 doing options now down to 750 based on putting too often, I feel like I wasted 2 months of my life, what if I bought a new 1K computer instead? Now I'll never get it back.

At least with quality stocks you never have to sell and you never lose money, you just have to be a bit clever and make sure you don't say hold a airlines stock past March 5th or buy TESLA at 900 or something but besides that just keep growing your portfolio, put your paychecks into your Robinhood, make your wealth through sure things like job or business and use stocks to retire

All my shit is stuck hodl mode. RTN is shitting the bed.

I've some positions that are -40%+ but I'm in for the long term and DCAing, wish me luck anons

its just a quarterly rebalancing. the bull run will continue shortly

death

>buy calls when low
>buy puts when high
>repeat ad infinitum
Crab gang

Let me tell you I'm an oldfag of 3months and I can tell you without a doubt that /biz/ has always been shit.

>>18228584
>Buy calls when low
>It dumps lower
>Buy puts when high
>It pumps higher

Nothing personal kid

>>18228626
It does that briefly but in this crab market it will always swing back. Just don't hold overnight, wait an hour or two after open for the highs and lows to become apparent and spend the rest of the day scalping options.

>>18226598
depending on if china is actually reopening, DOW hits 25k next week

>he bought during an epidemic crisis and crashing world economies.

I'm still down 50% on my puts. Why is there iv crush even though we're dumping?

>he bought during an epidemic crisis and crashing world economies
>he then sold during an economic boom

>>18228751
Who cares if China reopens if no one is ordering anything or cutting back on their orders.

>>18228851
See you at 18k on friday

Fuck off greentards

>T-Mobile has Sprint
Oh nononono

Time to load up on bluechips again! See yall in 40 years fellow boombros

What do you guys think? I'm going to aim to buy 25 shares of SOXL at 75

Less talky more buy the dippy

21,017.98 −899.18 (4.10%)

>>18228928
Maybe not completely retarded but 33 is pretty fucking low

The dow is only down because it is April Fools. It is not a funny joke, but a joke nonetheless.

be patient, bulls.

Come on circuit breaker!

how does one get infected - bulls btfo btw

>>18228928
You better not hold those until expiration or else you'll end OTM. Otherwise You have a small window to be ITM coming soon.

>>18228959
retard

>>18229041
why?

thinking about buying Americans express calls, how stupid am I?

How's it going fellow bearchads?

Fuck it test.

>>18227931
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>>18229073
several posters already confirmed the bottom was in so I would buy now before its to late

>>18229028
honestly I understand your emotions but I don't really give a fuck about them.

Can you or anyone else explain rationally why the fuck you would be bullish on this market?

US markets have been overheated for the past few years and a large correction was already expected. Fuck, companies like Apple doubled in value without increased profits.

We are currently at 2019 January levels lol. Now overheating has been corrected. Corona and 3 months of US lockdown still not priced in.

So if we lose this bump out of the bear market right here, the stimulus was all for nothing?

>>18229096
what i post in threads w no coofers

>>18229136
up

>>18229081
Very. Anyone that has been paying attention has seen the volatility,it just hangs, alternating between up and down and never going anywhere.

Why even ask /biz/, anyone can realize that biz offers useless advice for actual investment and all they do is spout bobo and bool memes

>>18229136
several posters on here already confirmed tomorrow is bright green

so 4chan posters are starting to get covid 19?

And just like that the GLD puts are up 40% Cha-fucking-ching!
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>>18229163
perfect time to buy idiot

>>18229127
>rolling...
me too

>>18229136
Crab people crab people dress like crabs look like people

>a day so red while 4chan is so green
Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony

>>18229222
keep it idiot

Stock market fad is over

Also how do I get April pozzed?

We will hit the first circuit breaker today

>>18229206
All as planned.

Long on AMRN

Fuck UBER LYFT and DAL

>>18229206
Truly

Well then I will not be replying to you Mr 18229286, God protects me.

I haven’t invested much before and don’t really know what I’m doing, what should I do

guarantee you tomorrow is green, gotta make up for this dumpster fire of a day

>>18227291
APRIR FOOR'S!

>>18229319
banks report earning tomorrow, jobs report etc. definelty green

>>18226781
Very bullish

>>18229306
Bet you listened to all of those faggots posting "muh priced in", shit is just getting started.

It only took as long as it did because deniers like orange bring hope to the stupid.

>>18229307
Turn 180 degrees and back away

>>18229307
Read a ton. Make use of the links in the OP.

>>18229370
babababababababasa

>>18229361
>turn 180 degrees
>back away

>>18229382
Can't price in what you don't know what will happen. Future is unexpected ;]

>>18228211
I broke even, the risk was to high because I put to much money up, gonna FOMO if $F keeps dropping

>the peak was 22k
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18229422
whilst shitting into an instathot's mouth

Tomorrow all Red, as ~2% of total pop. of New York is infected. That's 1/50 people.

screencap this

>Stocks strong green all day in Europe
>European markets close
>American bear power-hour starts on the stockmarket hurting all my gains

Why does this keep happening?

>>18229012
Sold XOM to have 1k on hand remaining positions are HAL, SLB, PSX, COP, CVX, BP, RDS.B. Thinking about getting OKE.

Jesos Crust this pos can hardly even hold 247 now what a fat lard

who else all in on cash? feels fucking risky putting in a position right now....stocks aren't blood red so too risky to call, stocks aren't shrek green so too risky to put..

>>18229596
buy puts with expiry dates a month or two out

>>18229608
aren't the premiums expensive as fuck for those dates?

>>18229791
what the fuck is that

this market is fucking rigged

>>18229978
No it's working perfectly

NYS governor now predicts APEX to be in one month. This basically means US will be closed for at least 2 months.

>>18229906
Why would you hold cash during a bear market? Why don't you short, pussy?

>>18230263
The market is starting to run out of liquidity. You can only short for so long before you're stuck with useless options in hand that you can't get rid of.

>>18229039
I figured, thanks for the confirmation